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Ectoplasm and Jason Todd
Danny is wandering around Gotham (visiting, chasing a ghost, running from GIW, attending college, etc) and stumbles across Jason.
Jason who is flaring his ecto-signature like a madman (is he trying to get into trouble?).
Danny drags the guy into a nearby alley to give the guy some kind of crash-course on how not to do that.
Jason isn't sure why this guy grabbed him and dragged him into an alley, but if it's a fight he wants, Jason would be able to fight more freely in an alley, so he doesn't struggle. (Does he know that Jason is Red Hood? Does he think that Jason is a random civilian? Is it just him, or does this guy have really cold hands?)
Jason isn't sure why this guy is now trying to... ask him to meditate? The fuck is going on? But if it's not a fight, then... maybe it's fine to just listen to the weirdo? Taking a few deep breaths isn't going to hurt him.
Danny is very proud of himself for guiding the ecto-flaring guy through how to not flare his ecto-signature. He's such a good teacher.
And then Jason collapses.
Turns out, Jason has been using his anger to create a feedback-loop that artificially raises his ectoplasm-levels.
Ghosts need ectoplasm to live, but they'll also produce ectoplasm when feeling strong emotions. For most ghosts, this a bit like saying "everyone needs a good cry every now and then". For Jason, he's been basically aiming a gun at his own face for the adrenaline-rush. Constantly.
So, Danny is now holding onto a barely-conscious person who desperately needs more ectoplasm. As in, this is a medical emergency, and every second probably counts.
Danny, being that he wasn't planning on needing to carry around some kind of ectoplasm-container at all times (who the fuck does that? His parents, that's who), is now desperately trying to problem-solve this.
Danny realizes that, actually, even in his human form? Danny has a lot of ectoplasm in his body. Enough that he could probably save this guy by... feeding him his blood.
Cue intimately sexy reverse-vampire scene.
And oh boy, if Danny's blood doesn't taste fantastic to Jason's ecto-starved self.
#jason will probably have a LOT of questions. bcs what the fuck. what is ectoplasm? why does he need it?#why does this random guy have enough of it IN HIS BLOOD that he can work as a fucking vitamin-drink?#but yes. this idea is that the Pit Rage? ain't a separate thing. it's jason's anger. it comes from him and his trauma.#it just also happens to be what's allowing him to keep being alive. bcs without the rage his core just withers and dies#(unless it's hibernating in his sleep. obvs) but with him no longer starving? suddenly he CAN calm down. he can risk it.#he might not WANT to calm down. and a trigger would still absolutely be a trigger. but he has the option now.#AND ALSO sexy-vampire danny. except he's not ''suave'' or whatever. he's a fucking raccoon.#he's like the equivalent of a ''russian sex-machine'' with lots of blood-splatter and a feral look in his eyes.#everyone else: ''why the FUCK would you have sex with THAT?'' jason: ''i've never been more turned on in my LIFE''#dc comics#laughing#danny phantom#batman#stories#my writing#magical theory
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Woah where did all these sandstorm fans come from
#psa to all of you who r liking my sandstorm posts from like 3 years ago#i see u i get u i am also starved for content but PLEASE I'VE CHANGED I'M NOT CRINGE ANYMORE#I've changed what they're like I'm not an emo 15 year old anymore guys I'm not I'm NOT!! 🥺🥺😭#everytime i get a notification on any of those post i remember how cringe i made them#cry cry#ninjago#sandstorm shipping#ninjago morro#ninjago cole#blue's doodles
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AU STUFF BECAUSE I CAN AND IT'S GETTING KIND OF BORING SEEING THE SAME CHARACTERS OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!
Willow is supposed to be swapped with Wickerbottom and Warly ideally is swapped with Walani. I say "supposed" because it doesn't really makes sense, Like... they're the same but not really
These too are probably the ones with the most background unlike the ones I still have to design... I think
Anyway uhhh
AU STUFFFFF
#Yes I ship them. FIGHT ME!!! (please don't or I'll cry)#I firmly believe “swap Au” isn't that good of a name but whatever. I've nothing else#are you guys tired of this Au yet??#dst willow#dst warly#dont starve#dont starve together#dst#dst au#dst swap au
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RYAN OFFERING CARLA HIS KIDNEY HALLELUJAH I'VE NEVER WANTED TO SEE ANYTHING MORE
#guys you don't understand i've been starved of ryan content lately#i am ryan connor's NUMBER ONE fan#his and carla's relationship is my FAVOURITE#biting and chewing. that conversation better be heartwrenchingggggggg#ryan connor#carla connor#coronation street
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have a coworker whose previous job was at a hog farm and he tells me you can't butcher specific species of male pig boar for their meat like that doesn't sound made up. i'm like okay what like it's just stinky and tough or something?? but you still could if you wanted technically and he's like no...... like why. why. i'd eat an ethically raised and slaughtered forbidden boar cause i'm not a pussy. what are we doing. why are you as a man jacking off pigs for their sperm but won't eat them like you eat their wives and cousins. what is going on
#j.txt#most hyperspecific post i've ever made i think#like you won't eat meat if u were starving cause it's stinky and tough?? girl a boar is a boar is a boar#he was weirdly cagey if that was even the reason! my guy do YOU even know why we don't eat them#the masses wanna know!!!! [me]
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Shoutout to this fucking shape. Diversity win right here folks.
#I love their design so much#zooble#zooble tadc#tadc#the amazing digital circus#my art#Probably one of my favorite designs ever... rotating them in my head 24/7#been in a bit of a slump lately so haven't been making art as often. sorry tadc followers I've been starving you guys#and I got a new hyperfixation so not into tadc as much. that will probably change however
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i'm not even gonna give context for this just know i love all binnie bromies for being better than i ever will in the hear me out on these two conversation because at least they actually like each other without using olympics style delulu to deduce that they mayhaps do
#webtoon#hand jumper#juni chang#ishaan cha#ishjun bc they're the SCRUNKLES!!!#minnie#butcher#jiwook#i guess??#special binnie guest appearance since they're the only adjacentship i can think of that's not sayjin/samsol/salmon/samjun#there is a pattern i think with brain rotting ships#but it's whatever bro the hand jumper rot will kill me first and the ishjun[qpr but what floats your boat bro] rot will finish me off first#very important conversations were happening in fp chat and i've come to the conclusion i may have a serious illness#funny how life works in that regard#stronger than any illness stronger than all disease hj rot consumes all#then again the real process for all rarepairs is that you routinely cycle between these two as an indicator of your fedness/starvation#and a starving dying man has many things to say.#fpers you know who slayed in 75 god bless everyone GO HOME and give all your binnie fans a cup of tea and pastry of their choosing#and special mention to the binnie guy you BETTER be alr!!!!!!#your unhappiness is ILLEGAL AND YOU WILL HAVE THE SWAGGEST BLESSED BINNIE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND ANYONE WHO TRIES TO RUIN IT WILL BE ATOMISED!!!!!!
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it's weird to me that online content on foraging and camp/ bushcraft cooking never seem to overlap, at least not that I've ever found?? foraging recipes are always like 'wild mushroom risotto with chardonnay and arborio rice' and bushcraft cooking is always like 'first, unpack your ribeye you brought from home--' like what is going on here, surely 'guy who wants to camp out and cook over a fire' and 'guy who wants to eat some plants they found in the woods' cannot be completely separate venn diagram circles
#I mean it's clearly not because I Am The Guy#it's just weird that there's no content like this that I've ever seen#you get catch-and-cook for mostly just fishing but sometimes other animals#which is great but a) incomplete b) nearly useless to me as someone who doesn't hunt and is TERRIBLE at fishing#and like. yeah I am not an idiot I know I could blanch and saute greens over a fire without needing my hand held about it#but I would still enjoy it as content? if that makes sense?#one of the myriad ways that dungeon meshi appeals to me personally#is the (apparently EXTREMELY niche) fantasy of 'what if foraged survival cooking was also like. good.'#what can I make with cattails 'well you can take them home and--' what can I make WHERE I FOUND THEM#'you can dry and pound the roots into a starchy survival flour' you are killing me. I'm begging you to consider a midpoint#where I am not in my home kitchen but I'm also not starving to death and have a very small and basic pantry with me#this is one of those things that I'm 'be the change' levels of annoyed about#but I'm not confident in my ability to make good videos lol#about me
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Wilson from reference ft strong bad and homestar
#homestar runner#don't starve#dst#look ma another double sided post of art#wilson higgsbury#strong bad#do you guys like my cool haiku which is the first I've ever made there on the first image (say yes)
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me having gone to bed at 6 am every day for the past week and generally spiraling mentally while rotting in bed waking up this morning: a 4 mile hike in the heat is a really good idea right now, and while we're at it let's start like 3 art projects
#maybe my mom was onto something all these years telling me i'm bipolar#no i don't think i am but i do technically have a bpd diagnosis so like. mood swings up the fucking wazoo are not new#but i am not one to be like 'exercise will fix me'#i've also just come to terms recently with the fact that i didn't kill myself already so might as well start thinking of the long term#so not being in constant pain when im older is something im actually thinking of now#so like. gotta move more which i was doing during this semester! walking like 3 miles a day which didn't help brain but#it's gotta be good for you anyway even if i don't get the endorphins everyone says you get when working out#that's neverrrr been me bc also chronic illness w exercise intolerance#so it's like. wah i have a desire to move my body more and know it's beneficial#but chronic illness + mental illness + trying not to think about exercise in terms of weight loss bc i'm trying not to make that the goal#although certainly wouldn't be mad if that was the result but if i prioritize it over just overall health it's gonna make me obsessive#i'm saying a lot of words. i have no one to really talk to so i once again come to tumblr as a public diary#ANYWAY. trying to find balance with wanting to exercise for overall well-being but dealing with other factors like chronic illness#which has actually been under the most control it's been in years i barely even consider myself (physicslly) disabled these days#and also balancing the fact that while my disordered eating has never recovered and i still have extremely bad relationship with myself#im in a relatively better place with that. i'm not starving myself and im not going through binge/purge cycles#but my relationship with food and eating is still very much unhealthy#and i don't think that will ever really change bc it's so ingrained in the everything about me#i don't really know what i'm talking ahout anymore or what prompted this#i can't simply just say 'i'm gonna go for a hike today' and be normal about. always gotta psycho analyze myself#im in a very weird stage in my life where i feel like i have control over nothing and i barely even exist in my own body#im just like a cacophony of voices trapped inside a meat suit but im not in the drivers seat im stuffed in the trunk and tied up#and the guy driving is an old blind mind who should have lost his license his ass is NOT road safe!#so it's like i have all these ideas and desires and feelings and ahh!! but hey i'm locked up here let me out please#and also the state of the world. so bleak and hopeless and paralyzing that i've just kind of shut my feelings off so i'm rapidly switching#between numbness and overwhelming agony#what the fuck am i talking about
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Spacedemon lovers, your going to get fed today~
#butters speaking#kiss#kiss band#kissblr#kiss army#ace frehley#gene simmons#spacedemon#i've starved you guys for far too long
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It's a bit funny that to parts of my circles I'm 'the fandom one'/'the fanfic one'/'the shipping one' as the person they know most prominently into such things
because as much as i love writing my fics and shipping my ships my interest in both of those things is, I think, very narrow and specific compared to most people who are into them? due to my habits being like. very particular
#i think some ppl think of me as ahh my buddy who is always reading fanfic and i'm like. look. i would LIKE to be that. but i'm not#it's comically difficult to get me to sit down and read a new fanfic. for no discernable reason#the fandoms i like to read for don't even have big fic scenes but i've still checked out such a narrow portion of them#(and these fandoms are like. just a few. leaving aside MiA's dead tag. LOGH + T&B + Vorkosigan + ...anything else here would be a lie)#(Queen's Thief + Temeraire + TMA are on the backburner rn for reading fic but they were faves before yet i read SO little of what existed)#(everything else i just check out very occasionally or when directly recc'd)#i think mmmaaaybe 'my buddy who reads tons of fic' would be the case if there were new fics about the sages coming out every day#they're sort of a unique hyperfixation for me lol#but there are NOT. instead there are ((checks))#four (4) english language belavue fics on AO3 that are not by me#AND two of them i would say do not actually have any ship content and were likely just tagged that to be safe#as far as non ship content there are ((checks again)) 21 English language fics tagged with Belaf and I wrote 13 of them ........#(and 17 for Vueko and i wrote 10. two of the others barely mention her and shouldn’t be tagged lol) …guys i'm starving............#ok you read to the bottom of the tags you get to hear a selfish wish#i kind of hope that someday...someone will...write some fic about the sages either because of me or for me#gen or ship it doesnt matter#but this kind of thing usually happens in AO3 exchanges though and there aren't ones in this fandom because the fic scene is so miniscule#i'm literally running one right now off AO3 but have a feeling it will end up being mostly art and also didn't put myself in as a requester#since the people participating have largely made stuff for me as gifts before and i have a glut of lovely work from them#and again that exchange will mostly end up being art i feel and not fic. but some other time... i still wish ... more fic... pleae..plaeabs#there are very specific reasons i don't want to host an MiA fic exchange through AO3. i can guess the kind of stuff some people will reques#(the kind of stuff that's already in the tag.) and it's not stuff i feel like moderating an exchange involving >_> so i won't#but god.. ... ..... someday......i hope....there can be an exchange where i ask for somethinga bout these people.............
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hi guys you should give me dsaf drawing requests . smiles
#im ngl i've been hyperfixating more on ultrakill than anything#and i havent had the motivation to make dsaf stuff as much bc of it#but i dont wanna leave you guys starving on here#so i'll take requests in order to get back into it a little#so give them to me🫵
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Guys I’m really close to finishing a short little canonverse fic woooo
#it's gonna be like 30k words shorter than I wanted but it's something#i feel like i've starved you guys for content and my motivation has been shit so you get what you get lol
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ah. just found out why i hate the whole "our attention spans have been ruined by modern technology" thing. it's because all the "symptoms" they're calling pathetic & sad & rage-inducing is literally just ADHD. that's my brain. like. that's how i live, phone or not. i guess we're just reinventing "you have to be looking the teacher in the eye to show them you're paying attention or else detention" then?
#''i can't watch a show without being on my phone!'' yeah cool i've been doing that since before i even had a phone#since before cellphones were even a regular occurrence & were more for work than a necessity#i'd be drawing & making things & writing & eating & looking around at stuff too#like. it's not evil. i think you just don't have enough regular stimulation in your life#like if you find you're super bored you have to get a hobby i think#because boredom for me is my brain being starved of dopamine. so i'm kind of laying on the floor bleeding out metaphorically#& being told to just get up & put a bandaid on it. for everyone else it's a papercut so they really can do that#normal boredom is just. doing two things at once if i'm getting it right? & that's just my day to day#so it's weird seeing people being all ''imagine not being able to focus on only one thing'' because. like. yeah. i don't gotta imagine dude#i literally have ''needs to multitask or else i'll shrivel up & die'' disorder#''but what about medication'' doesn't work that way my guy
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middle-earth dashboard simulator
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pippin was 29 years old???
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he should've been at the green dragon
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#gates of argonath #argonath #amon hen #middle earth landscapes #photographers of middle earth #travel #dark academia #lmao pls reblog this i almost fell out of my boat taking this photo
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my hungry ass could never travel with lembas
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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to lembas when we can't eats hobbit food??? #we must starve??? #vent #do not rb
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CALLOUT FOR GRIMA WORMTONGUE
I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a white hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr grima wormtongue has been poisoning my uncle and the land of rohan for the past few years, and here are the receipts:
Keep reading
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i stg if one more of you tells me I should've sent frodo on the eagles I'm asking iluvatar to take me back
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recent read: there and back again: a hobbit's tale by bilbo baggins
I thought this was SOOO fun and cute! I'm usually not into rpf but did anyone else think there was something between bilbo and thorin? 👀 I can't be the only one who saw it. but the ending made me cry my eyes out.
4.5/5 stars
#booklr #there and back again #bilbo baggins #recent read #dark academia #light academia #book review
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who up mirking they wood
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wtf the new king of gondor just bowed to these four random short guys?? everyone else bowed too and I just went along with it lmao 😅 am I missing something????
#this is right after he sang a song and made out with some hot elf chick #truly the wildest coronation i've ever been to
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ULTIMATE HOTTEST FIRST AGE BADDIE TOURNAMENT FINALS!!!!
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here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other
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everyone who voted galadriel is a kinslayer apologist #luthiensweep
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fuck my job so much. everyone manifest an attack on gondor so I can finally warm my fingers on this beacon fire.
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by eru this can't be happening
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