#i've given up

[yelenapines]

doing eyeliner is all fun and games until I have to do the other eye

[bpzau-art]

Sett..

[treedecor]

that awkward moment when someone asks what you want... and the only thought is wanting to die because it's the only desire that will actually happen one day... but not soon enough

[scaryl3gs]

Uhmm, anyways!!! When's the Indy announcement Logan 😊

[duckprintspress]

tell us about your resolutions in the tags!

you can see the reading version of this poll here

[starryeyeddreamer21]

I listened to music instead of sleeping, read a radioapple fanfiction, and then ate so much spaghetti I'm in physical pain

Alright time for bed

[randomcerealbrand]

Here's one other thing I did

It's Baron and Leo doing that one scene in Starwars where Vader is telling Luke that he is his father

Then Leo got thrown off a roof

[martian-astro10]

It's so weird when your friend is all nice to you and then the next day they just suddenly start fighting with you, like brother, what the fuck 😭, i haven't done anything to deserve it, so why, atleast tell me the fucking reason, it's the worst feeling in the world and it makes your chest hurt in this weird fucking way, and this is why i love animals more than humans, I'm so done, I try so hard to be an extrovert but i literally can't, never going to bother making friends again

I HATE HUMANS

[hisinfernalmajesty666]

No one cares but this is my blog and I wanna get it off my chest. I went on a date earlier today. I foolishly been using tinder for a couple months now and been talking to this girl for a few weeks. Asked her at the weekend if she'd wanna do something today (Tuesdays are my only day off rn) and she said yes. Took her to the London aquarium and then lunch. I thought we were having a good time and asked about another date. Turned out all she wants is a guy to take her places and pay for things. A simp/sugar daddy type thing. Is this what dating is now? Is this how I'm supposed to be treated? Be fucking upfront with people. If you don't wanna date, don't date. I'm more angry than upset, mostly with myself. I give up. I can't date in a world like this. I am a romantic in a cold world. Unfuckingbelievable. I hate dating.

[crymeariveronceagain]

my kotlc OC!!

Sephonie(Seph) Geratfall

Gender: Female

Age: 19

Eye color: Dusty blue

Hair color: Brown

Talent: Beguiling. 

Foxfire Level: 8

Job: Foxfire student, CPS Intern

Residence: Splendor Plains, Apartment 5 down from Elwin Heslege

Relatives: Farah Geratfall, Xavien Geratfall(Parents, both deceased) Amile Rostbourn(adopted by Jasper and Klara Rostbourn at age 5) 

Friends: Wylie Endal, Emmalyn Hawkins, Jurek Marthew, Edgir(Eddie) Yue, Lisibet Maddox, Kai Li

I've never done one of these before, so idk what you're supposed to write. Uhhh. She's an ENTJ, and a slytherin, if she went to Hogwarts, she's a foster kid with a tragic backstory, her parents died when she was 14, spends a lot of her time working on either school or cases for elven CPS. She's interning under Sir Faxon, who's a random guy who teaches level 2 metaphysics at Foxfire in his free time. She's head over heels for Jurek. The one who glares at Terik in like Exile that one time and mouths off about how sucky the council is. Because same.

Anyways.

Uh.

@stopstealingtomatoes

[cazssserole]

Evilest lesbian on the block 🎩

Happy birthday @aamaryy my dear friend 🎉🎊

"The Moon "🌒☄️🌙 by amary themselves

I'm Luna girl is a nice song

(the night ninja one is better 😈)

[i-am-just-here-for-zenitsu]

Just some gender swap kokoshinbo x douma

Kokoshino X Douna

(no such thing as punctuation and there is probably spelling mistakes but i wrote this over a span of a month soooo)

Kokoshino walked through the woods holding a book and a box filled with sweets she was heading towards dounas cult her mind was racing as she walks forward she went through the window, knowing that the woman's followers wouldn't be to appease when they saw a six eyed woman, just walking through there, wanting to see their "Lord and Savior" as soon as she got into the biggest building at the site, she walked around until she saw a beautiful looking door with a sign on top of it saying true beauty and elegance room. She assumed it was hers. She walked in seeing three men sitting in front of douna with their hands class together as they looked like they were praying to her "Ah Kokoshino-dono come in come in what brings you here"

(Just read stroll from misunderstanding phycopthay)

As douna continue to talk kokoshino stoped her "as much as I love to hear your short rambles. What are you really like?" The higher raking women ask feeding her another sweet douna's face quickly became cold as she looked at kokoshino "why do you want to know me so badly? Why are you doing on this? Tell me now-" she was cut off by kokoshino pulling her onto her lap there facing inches from each other "do you want to know the truth then fine douna I want you to be my girlfriend no I want you to be my wife." She said sternly douna giggled a bit "your wife you don't even like me no one does" she said annoyed douna thought this was a prank imposed by kokoshino and anaza

"Oh i've seen the real you darling i've seen the you that everyone fears and i love it as much as i love the fake you so please marry me" douna still didn't believe her "what do you like about me depending on your answer I'll marry you" Kokoshino put a cocky smirk on her face then spoke "you are an impulsive liar a psychopath, and Absolute and utter monster you are a snake Nobody likes, but you are also so beautiful you know how to perfectly put on a fake smile and you can hide your emotions so well, and you can create new ones out of the blue you are deceitful and you are stupid but you're so smart while doing it and that is why I love you. You are perfect. You are perfect for me And that, my love, is precisely why I am drawn to you. You are flawless. You are the perfect puzzle piece that fits seamlessly with me. It's not just a want; it's an undeniable need." She admitted, as all six of her eyes stared back into the woman on top of hers douna face softened and it started to become pink she hid her face in the crook of kokoshino's neck she tightened the grip on dounas waist "is that a  yes my love?" Kokoshino asked already knowing the answer douna nodded "no no no use your words pretty girl" Kokoshino said to douna while raising her head up with her hand "yes yes i will marry you just please keep calling me those names" she confessed and begged "well of course my darling wife will always have pet names that i will give her we will have a enormous wedding but i don't want you to let anaza hit you anymore if she hurts you tell me I have been looking practically begging the gods for a reason to kill her" Kokoshino said merely as her hands moved and caressed her new founds wife's face "but she is just playing around she doesn't mean too" douna said pouting "No she does mean to you are so smart but you are gullible as shit my love she hates you and I don't fucking like that.* Kokoshino said grabbing her face and forcing her to look at all 6 of her eyes "if she hits you again kill her or call me you are her superior act accordingly my love" Kokoshino released her grip on dounas face douna stood up and walked over to the golden door and locked it then turned around and smiled at her "come here honey" douna made a motion with her fingers kokoshino quickly stood up and trotted too her kokoshino grabbed douna by the waist and pulled her close "I think you know what I want you to do and trust me I don't fucking beg" Douna said wrapping her arms around kokoshino's neck "I won't make you beg but I sure as hell will make you whimper" Kokoshino whispered into dounas ear before kissing and biting her neck earning soft yelps and moans from douna

[friendlyneighbourhoodrecluse]

To all the porn bots following my studyblr, I hope you have a stress free and rewarding academic year. May you complete your 100 days of productivity challenge. If you're not in a formal education environment right now, I hope you keep your thirst for knowledge alive throughout your life. Oh and stay hydrated

[theycallme-thejackal]

Have you screamed at 505 yet?

Me @ season 5

[aphrogeneias]

picked up a book to read 3 hours ago but all i did was lay in bed like a vegetable and scroll through the same 3 apps

[cabyll-ushtey]

Where's the satire??? I can't find it?

onion not even doing satire at this point