#i've been thinking about this for DAYS

[kevindavidday]

i fuck with all that nonsense about aftg being a show. i'd like to see one good actor pull off the riko roast without fumbling it or laughing. impossible for someone to NOT laugh during that scene i'm sorry the blooper reel would go crazy

[luffysfakebeard]

the funniest options for Suo's eye patch imo:

1) his eye underneath is fine but he uses it as a handicap because with two eyes he is an unstoppable force

2) there actually is an ancient demon in there and WBR becomes a magic manga out of nowhere

[limon-rat]

So, I might've seen it on the starcanwrecked confessions blog, but someone said that Nerdy Prudes "didn't hit as hard" and didn't feel like it fit with Guy and Black Friday because it didn't have that theme of want and I am here to debate that.

Nerdy Prudes Must Die absolutely has a theme of want. Pete's first solo is about how he doesn't want to be a loser anymore, how much better all would be if he was even slightly popular. He's said "I want to be invisible" but really he wants a world where he doesn't have to be invisible to survive. "All my life, I've just wanted a girl to like me" and now he has that. Pete wants a lot of things, things that aren't insane to ask of the world and he's one of the only ones that got them.

Grace doesn't understand her wants and needs and thus results in accidental manslaughter. Something in her wants Max and she's terrified by that because no one ever taught her how to deal with it. In the end, she can't. She can't deal with it and now she wants to enact the word of her god. She wants to punish the pervy dudes of the world.

Richie -much like Pete- just wants to be even slightly popular. He wants friends, he doesn't want to be alone. Yes, he's a slight nihilist, but he doesn't want to be a loser. Along the same lines, all Ruth can talk about is how she wants someone. She wants to be seen, she wants to be touched, she wants the spotlight, she wants eyes on her but it makes her physically ill to be perceived, so she can't have what she wants.

Steph wants to be out of the spotlight. She wants her dad to get off her ass and maybe even treat her like his daughter for once, she wants equity, she wants to keep her friends safe. And, as we all know, she wants Pete. She wants genuine affection, she wants someone that sees her as Steph and not "The Mayor's Daughter". She doesn't want that publicity because she doesn't care about it.

And, of course, Max. He has a god complex, he wants it all. He wants the popularity, the control, the look of fear in the eyes of those he deems inferior. He wants Grace Chasity, he wants what he's told he can't have. He wants to kill those nerdy prudes.

Nerdy Prudes Must Die is entirely about want, it's just not as overt as it is in Guy or Black Friday. The Hatchetfield Series is, ultimately, about greed.

[dandyleyen]

Twitter post | Fellas, is it gay to hold hands in the bath and share your mana ?

[moeyoon]

The urge to draw Bucktommy as Deadpool and Wolverine

[phykios]

do you ever wonder if in tlo chiron was genuinely surprised to see percy come down from olympus still human

[bisonaari]

do you see my vision

[simping-for-red-flags]

WIBTA if I stopped my blorbo from wearing a 'unique' dress to his friend's wedding?

edit: He did it anyway

(Plot twist, this was actually Nikolai's idea)

[soapdi-spencer]

Pov: Marius von Raum gives you a hand job but rips your Thang clean off

[greenbergsays]

The 'you wanna go for the title?' scene is the wildest thing I've ever seen, honestly, because that is the flirty banter of an established couple about to make out against the kitchen counter and even knowing it wasn't going to happen, I half expected it anyways

[arienai]

I have a confession, which is 99.9% of "read less fanfiction and read more Real Books" posts on here come off as overly pretentious and holier-than-thou to me, but like. I don't even read fanfiction. I much prefer writing it to reading it, and I kind of gave up on reading fanfiction years ago after the lack of quality control meant I was closing 95% of fics I opened within like the first two paragraphs so it just kind of stopped being worth it to me.

Meanwhile I read "Real Books" literally daily, across multiple genres, fiction, nonfiction, you name it, I read it.

So I shouldn't even have a horse in this race but god most of these posts have such an Air to them and they annoy me so bad LMAO I wish I could articulate myself better so I could make a Real Post. I guess what it comes down to is I don't personally give a shit what you are reading and I say this as a Real Book Reader. I think anything that inspires you to spend time Not on Social Media is Good (I don't count AO3 as social media)

[no-thanks-bro]

I firmly believe that Leon would be all for 90s grunge. The hair?? Leather jackets?? Emo behaviour?? Literally anything about his appearance in Vendetta?? that man grew up with Nirvana and Pearl Jam don’t pretend he wouldn’t dress like it

[swati-art]

I'm thinking so hard about how sonic is so overconfident in his "things will turn out ok eventually!" mindset while shadow experienced firsthand how things don't always turn out ok, it doesn't matter how hard you try, sometimes you are just powerless to the circumstances of life

[lover-of-mine]

No because Snow was so focused on how he expected Katniss to act the way he remembered Lucy Grey to be, that he didn't notice that Katniss was a lot more like Sejanus. They were both victims of their circumstances, they just wanted freedom from the life that was forced upon them. Katniss was never a performer, if anything Peeta was the natural performer out of the two. And it's a fascinating way to look at how he decided to put up the fight with Katniss. He kept expecting her to "drop the act" and do something he could use to discredit her, but she wasn't acting. It really was who she was and that's what makes him lose.

[strange-and-off-putting]

Tagging this “Dave Lister” and running away

[biitchcakes]

THIS ⸺

has the same vibes as ⸺

these.