#i've been a melted puddle of goo

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His thoughts turn to static as he throws himself off the floor, bracing himself against the wall as his knees buckle and he sways, already feeling unused to being on his feet. Although the substances running through his body probably aren’t helping his coordination.

He quickly yanks at the lock, freeing the door, and swings it open, ready to begin screaming at James, to put him in his place, but the words just don't come out. His thoughts halt instantly, accompanied only by the sound of the squeaking hinge, and he feels all of the cogs in his brain slow, whirring to an uncomfortably silent stop. James was standing closer to the stall than he thought. 

Their noses are barely two inches apart and Regulus can feel his warm breath as it brushes against his face, he wrinkles his nose in response, scrunching his eyebrows slightly as he’s confronted with the bright hazel eyes boring into him.

np tagginggg @sixlane @sommerregenjuniluft @ecstarry @veryinnovative and giving u a kiss <33

[thorntopieces]

Good night

[griffsursparker]

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEARS TO ME OHMYGOD

[factsilike]

If I may jump on your post-

I keep thinking about this... this scene gives me so many feels...

For so long, LWJ has kept his seemingly unrequited feelings to himself, and they grew and grew until they blossomed into love, and then lost the person those feelings, that intense love was for, for thirteen years. He has pined and yearned for so long, and this honestly guts me- he mourned him, was prepared to mourn him for the rest of his life, and then when WWX came back, accepted that his love may never be returned, and he didn't need it to, either. As long as the man he loved was safe and he was by his side, he was content. He didn't need anything more. He didn't demand anything more.

And he accepted that.

That that was all he was going to get.

But then here in this scene, not long ago, the love of his life had just confessed his own feelings to LWJ. That his love was returned, with just as much passion, and the horrible misunderstanding between them was cleared up, leaving no doubt as to how WWX felt for him. WWX didn't let any doubts remain between them, he was determined not to. LWJ was told, in no uncertain terms, in every way possible, that WWX loved him, the way LWJ loved him.

And that was more than LWJ had ever hoped he would get. And he finally does get it. After so long, after so much suffering on both ends, they get to love each other, with no uncertainties or misunderstandings between them.

And now he's so happy in this scene. The love of his life just confessed to him not long before, told him he loved him and cherished him, and wanted to spend the rest of his life by his side and he's so so happy, maybe for the first time in his life, that he doesn't even care that there's an insignificant wart trying to insult him, he has no capacity to. Who cared about anything else when WWX just told him he loved him? He quietly listens to WWX defend him, snarking at Su She, slyly antagonising him, literally just being himself, and it's slowly sinking in, that WWX's here, in his arms and he loves him back and they're together and this is all real.

And he can't help it, can't hold it back. Doesn't even want to anymore. He's still riding the high of that confession and it just bubbles up listening to WWX being himself, reminding him with his words and actions just now that he loves him back.

He laughs.

It's soft and quiet, but still so beautiful.

And it's the first time we hear it, because he's never been so happy before.

Actually, what a perfect choice to have Lan Wangji’s display of intense emotion happen in pitch blackness where only Wei Wuxian would be privy to it. Those feelings aren’t for anyone else but Wei Wuxian.

[steddiealltheway]

(Happy happy birthday Noelle (@frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe) thank you for all your amazing fun facts which are the source for this little ficlet. I hope you enjoy <3)

For some reason, The Party had decided to rent Friday the 13th for their upcoming movie night at Steve's house. With all the shit they've been through, Steve thinks that maybe it's a strange choice, but he knows better than to question the kids.

"What a nice choice," Robin says sarcastically as she looks over Steve's shoulder at the tape. She hasn't quite grasped how defensive the teens can get, but they seem to respect her more than they respect Steve. Figures.

"Isn't it?" Dustin snarks back as he grabs the tape from the counter.

Max rolls her eyes and adds, "I said the same thing."

"Yeah, because you want to watch some shit like Cinderella," Mike whines.

"Does it ever hurt your tiny, sexist brain to think of those weak insults?" Max asks with her eyebrows raised.

Lucas tries to hide a laugh as Mike glares at him.

"Alright, alright, this is the Family Video. Take it outside if you guys are going to bicker," Steve says with a sigh as he moves to restack some tapes Dustin had nudged just to be annoying.

"You and Robin bicker all the time," Dustin says defensively.

Steve gives him a look. "Do you want to lose Harrington house privileges?"

Dustin sighs, looking like he really wants to argue before he turns around to the group and announces defeatedly, "Alright, let's get snacks before tonight."

As they're filing out the door, Dustin runs back to the counter and adds, "I almost forgot. Is it fine if Eddie comes?"

Steve shrugs, trying to look unphased by the question. "Sure," he says, voice cracking a bit.

Dustin instantly lights up. "Great! I already invited him, so that would've been awkward. See you later!"

Robin comes up to him and lightly shoves his shoulder. "Sure," she mocks him. "You're so smooth."

"Shut up," Steve says with a sigh. God, Robin will never let him live down what he thought to be his deathbed confession of his crush on Eddie. In reality, he was just put on so many painkillers in the hospital that he had gotten confused when he woke up in a hospital room.

And yeah, maybe the crush still hasn't gone away and Robin definitely knows, but he refuses to acknowledge it.

"You're going to be at the movie night, right?" Steve asks.

Robin groans. "I've already told you, I have my parent's anniversary dinner tonight."

"So, you'll be at my house tonight," Steve jokes.

"I wish."

Steve nudges her shoulder. He's already seen the obnoxious pictures of Robin and her parents from every year of their wedding anniversaries lining the walls of one particular hallway. It's endearing really, but Robin hates it.

"You better call me later if anything new develops between you and Eddie," Robin whispers although there's no one in the room.

Steve just nods, feeling the blood rise to his cheeks as he still refuses to verbally acknowledge the ridiculous crush that maybe fills his stomach with butterflies and all those obnoxious things.

He sighs and turns to Robin. "How am I going to survive tonight without you?"

"The world may never know," she says dramatically.

And really, the world may never know. At least, that's how Steve feels.

-:-:-:-:-:-

Okay, maybe Steve is a little bit of a mess.

Sure, Eddie has shown up, and Steve has been playing it cool, but it's like he can't take his eyes off him. He's made so much eye contact, he's sure that he's creeping Eddie out a bit or giving away his huge crush.

But he’s Steve Harrington. Like Steve “The Hair” Harrington. Inventor of the Harrington charm. All that stuff. And… Eddie has absolutely melted him into a puddle of goo. Christ.

By the time the movie starts, Steve’s head is practically buzzing with all his thoughts of Eddie is sitting next to me. What do I do? The kids are here, so I can’t make a move. But I don’t even know if he likes me.

Then, Max’s question breaks through the thoughts as she asks, “When is the next Friday the 13th this year?”

“Well, fun fact, any month that starts on a Sunday will have a Friday the 13th,” Eddie says with a proud grin.

Steve ignores the kids’ responses asking when that month is and the subsequent response from Eddie saying he doesn’t know, but he just knows the fact.

But for some reason, the fact is absolutely blowing Steve’s mind.

And yes, maybe it’s because it came from Eddie, but truly, when Steve associates fact with something, it is never fun. But this truly is a… fun fact.

He must have a look on his face because Eddie eyes him and asks, “What?”

Steve just shrugs and says, “I just… really thought the fact was… fun.” Jesus, did his Harrington charm just evaporate or something?

But he thinks the honesty of it works for Eddie who smiles softly at him. “Yeah?”

“Yeah, how did you know that?”

Eddie swings an arm casually over the back of the couch and leans in. “I’m full of fun facts, Harrington.” He gives him a winks before leaning back.

Steve leans into his space, trying to close some of the distance between them. “Tell me another one.”

Eddie laughs, “I’m going to max out my fun fact limit to one a day.”

“That doesn’t seem fair.”

Eddie tilts his head toward him. “It’s fair if it gives me an excuse to talk to you every day.”

Okay, yeah. That was blatant flirting. Which Steve is about to match, until the kids decide now is the best time to interrupt and yell at them to be quiet as the movie starts.

As the movie goes on, Eddie and Steve drift closer together while trying to remain as inconspicuous as possible in front of the kids. They haven’t talked about it, of course, but Steve’s pretty sure neither of them want to scar the kids. Or maybe, Steve just doesn’t want the kids to very accurately point out his feelings for Eddie and force him to deal with them.

Unfortunately, this also means that Steve doesn’t get a moment alone with Eddie to further flirt with him or try to push him for another fact. But maybe it’s not such a bad thing. Especially since Eddie gave him an excuse to talk to him tomorrow.

-:-:-:-:-:-

“What’s another fun fact?” Steve asks as soon as he hears Eddie on the other line.

“Christ, I just woke up. Give my brain a few seconds,” Eddie groans into the phone, voice rough with sleep.

Steve smiles. “Good morning by the way,” he says sweetly.

“Good morning,” Eddie replies back, sounding a bit less grumpy. There’s a bit of shuffling on his side of the phone before he says, “It’s illegal to feed pigeons on the streets of San Francisco.”

Steve’s jaw drops. “There’s no way!”

“Go ahead and feed a pigeon there then,” Eddie says with a laugh.

“Maybe I will. If you come with me and promise to bail me out.”

Eddie hums on the other line. “I don’t know. I think it would be fun to spend a night in a jail cell with you. Maybe I’ll join you in your crime.”

“Scratch that, I’m bailing you out.”

“That’s sounds about right, Bonnie.”

“Bonnie?” Steve questions, feeling like he’s missed something.

Eddie gasps on the other line. “Like Bonnie and Clyde!”

Steve doesn’t respond, waiting for Eddie to fill him in.

“Okay, this doesn’t count as a fun fact because this is just a story of one of the greatest crime couples to ever exist,” Eddie says excitedly, rambling on about the two.

Steve sits back, cheeks hurting from smiling a little too hard as he listens to Eddie and tries not to linger too much on the fact he compared the two of them to a real life couple.

-:-:-:-:-:-

The phone calls continue every day, but the fun facts really are just a starting point to a long drawn out conversation about whatever’s on their mind.

Robin has pretended to get tired whenever Steve calls her right after Eddie has to hang up or spends hours talking about Eddie during their shift at the Family Video. But he knows she’s secretly just as enthralled about the fun facts as he is.

“Did you know that the Statue of Liberty wears a size eight hundred seventy nine shoe?” Steve asks Robin, still in disbelief over the fact.

“Sounds like you’re talking about me,” Eddie says, somehow coming into the store without Steve noticing.

Steve’s heart beats a little harder as he turns to him. “All good things of course,” Steve says with a wink.

“I was scared you were passing off my facts to Buckley as if they were your own for a second there,” Eddie says, leaning across the the counter.

“And what if I was?” Steve challenges, leaning on the counter.

“Then, I would have to revoke my daily fun fact.”

Steve’s jaw drops. “You’d never.”

Eddie shrugs. “Maybe you’ll just have to see.”

Steve just laughs and shoves his shoulder lightly. “What are you doing here though? Coming to deliver my fun fact in person?”

Eddie blushes and looks down. “No, I was actually just… wondering if you wanted to hang out tonight.”

“Sounds good,” Steve says automatically, not even stopping to think if he has any other plans.

“I’ll see you after your shift then?” Eddie asks, tilting his head a bit.

“I’ll see you then,” Steve confirms with a smile.

Eddie nods and turns to leave.

“Oh, wait!” Steve calls out.

Eddie turns around.

“You haven’t told me your fun fact for today.”

Eddie smiles. “You’ll just have to wait until tonight. After all, it’s a pretty good excuse to make sure you come over.”

Steve scoffs, “As if that’s the only reason.”

Eddie just pulls his hair in front of his face as his smile gets a little wider. “See you soon.”

“Bye,” Steve says, waggling his fingers at him.

“Holy shit,” Robin says, startling Steve. “I thought you said your crush was hopeless.”

Steve just shrugs. “It’s Eddie, he flirts with everyone.”

“Not like that.”

Steve pauses and thinks back on their conversation and all the flirtatious banter leading up to this moment. Maybe she’s right, but also he remembers… “Did you know that bubble wrap was invented by accident?”

Robin runs a hand over her face and says, “You two are going to be the death of me, I can already tell.”

Steve just smiles and thinks maybe they will be.

-:-:-:-:-:-

A few hours later, he shows up at Eddie’s, trying not to overthink things too much.

They were just hanging out. Just… two people… hanging out… alone… who flirt all the time…. And one definitely has a major crush on the other.

Eddie opens the door to the trailer immediately after Steve knocks only a single time. “I heard your car pull up,” he explains as soon as the door is open.

“Been lingering at the door for long?” Steve teases.

“Hours,” Eddie replies dramatically. But there’s a hint of nervous energy that Steve can’t help but pick up on. “Come on in.”

Steve steps inside and is hit with the smell of spaghetti and breadsticks. “Did you make dinner?”

“Nah, I picked it up from Enzo’s,” Eddie says with a smile before closing the door behind him and gesturing to the couch where two plates are laid out. “I thought we could… watch a movie while we ate or… something.”

“Yeah, I’d like that,” Steve replies with a smile, noticing the way his response relieves some of the nervous energy that is consuming Eddie.

“Perfect, right this way madam,” he jokes as he leads Steve to the couch with his hand resting on the dip of his lower back.

Steve sits down and can’t help but ask, “So, what fun fact did you make me wait for?”

Eddie freezes and curses, “Shit, you were supposed to ask that after all of this.”

Steve’s eyebrows furrow. “Why?” He asks nervously.

Eddie fidgets with his rings and mumbles, “Okay, you can do it.” Then, he turns back to Steve and says, “Fun fact… I’ve been dying to ask you out for a while now, and… I was hoping that this could be a date? And further fun fact, I will absolutely shut up forever if I read things wrong, and I’m so sorry if I did. Oh shit. Did I? Because really, I thought-”

“Eddie,” Steve interrupts him quickly, placing a hand over his. “I think it’s finally time that I share a fun fact with you.”

Eddie nods, eyes wide and scared.

“Fun fact,” Steve says and takes a deep breath, “I’m really upset that you beat me to asking you out because I’m a damn chicken. And fun fact, I’ve liked you since I saw you interacting with Dustin for the first time. And you can confirm the fact with Robin who I told while I thought I was on my deathbed.”

Eddie’s expression slowly morphs from fear to relief to happiness. “And that’s really all a fact?”

“Yes. Fun ones I hope.”

“Very very fun,” Eddie says with a laugh. He worries his bottom lip before saying, “Fun fact, I really want to kiss you.”

“Fun fact,” Steve echoes cheesily. “I would love to kiss you.”

And he does exactly that.

(Later on, Steve calls Robin from Eddie’s house and yells, “Fun fact, I just kissed Eddie!” Into the phone so loudly that Robin complains that his “fun fact” is giving her ear damage. But she also lets him know that she’s happy for him, as long as he doesn’t keeps phrasing everything as a fun fact.

Only, Steve can’t help it, when everything involving Eddie becomes the best facts he knows.)

[lilianade-comics]

Hi, I'm new to DanPhan and really liked your girl out of time AU. Why's Dani sometimes turning into green goo and freaking out? Is it something from the show?

I just opened my inbox after nearly a year and I promise you, I've never, ever seen this ask before. This was sent back in December 2023....how did it never show up in my inbox??

Anyway, I'm sure by this point you've probably seen both Kindred Spirits and D-Stabilized. Girl Out of Time takes place after KS but before D-S, so Dani, being a flawed clone of Danny, has not been stabilized yet and is still in danger of melting into a lifeless puddle. The AU is intended to completely over-write D-S and serve as an alternate sequel to Kindred Spirits that treats both Vlad and Danielle with more care than canon afforded them!

[vodika-vibes]

Congratulations on the 500 followers hun! Can I please get a Ruby with one of the clone trooper assassins who accidentally falls in love with the female reader who was kind to him and flirted with him while he was disguised as a regular clone to scope out 79's for his first mission, (maybe he hasn't officially killed anyone yet, up to you!) but he ends up totally blindsided by her, they end up having a couple of drinks, dancing together, getting hot and heavy, groping, making out on the dancefloor before moving to either a dark corner of the bar or the alley behind the bar where they fuck, it's amazing and he's absolutely as smitten for her as she is for him and basically ends up defecting from the Empire for her and using his assassin skills so they can escape offworld together? I totally understand if this character is too obscure to write for; I've just been re-watching tbb and these gorgeously dangerous guys have got me feeling some kind of way.😩 Thank you either way. 💖

Worth It

Summary: While at a club with your best friend, you meet a man who changes everything.

Pairing: Clone Assassin x F!Reader

Word Count: 899

Warnings: Smutty, though it's not detailed

Prompt: Ruby - Passionate Love

Tagging: @trixie2023 @n0vqni

A/N: Okay, so. I've never watched TBB, so my knowledge on the Clone Assassins is non-existent. Anyway, I dealt with the difficulties of this by only referring to him as he, and by writing in the reader's pov. I hope this is close to what you wanted!

“Why?” You drape yourself across the table as you stare, balefully, at your best friend. “It’s soooo hot. Why are we at a club? With the more hot? And all of the people with all of their breathing, making it hotter?”

Your friend props her hands on your shoulders and you grimace when her skin sticks to yours uncomfortably, “Because. You need to get laid.”

“Stop touching me. I think I’m melting into goo.”

“You’re dramatic.”

“You’re dramatic.” You snip back, sitting back up and grimacing again at the leather of the booth you’re sitting it sticks to your skin as well, “This is awful-”

“I swear to,” She rolls her eyes and then twists, and you can hear the sound of the leather pulling away from her skin, “Um…oh! Go dance with him!”

You tilt your head away from the ceiling to look at her, “Him? Him who?”

“Him!” She gestures to a man standing near the wall, nursing, what looks like, a glass of ice water. “Tall, dark, and broody over there.”

You consider it for about 5 seconds, and then tilt your head back, “Hard pass. I’m going to stay here and melt into a puddle of miserable goo. Thanks though.”

She rolls her eyes loudly, and stands. She tugs you out of the booth and drags you through the throng of people, and then shoves you at the aforementioned man.

He looks slightly startled to have you shoved at him, but not half as startled as you are to be shoved in the first place. “Here, she’s your problem now.”

Now that you’re closer to him, you have to admit that your friend has good taste in potential partners for you. The man is gorgeous. With dark eyes and dark skin and, frankly, incredibly kissable lips. 

“Uh…hi?” You greet sheepishly, one of his hands is settled comfortably at the bare skin of your waist, and while it’s still miserably hot, you find that you don’t mind his touch. 

“Hi.” He replies as he sets his glass down on the table next to him, there’s a small smirk playing on his lips, “So, you’re my problem now?”

You shrug one shoulder, a teasing smile playing on your lips, “Most men like the kind of problems I bring.”

“Is that right?” He hasn’t taken his gaze off your face, “Let’s put that to the test shall we?” He nudges you towards the dance floor, and you know that if you took your gaze off of him for a moment, your friend would be so smug, but you don’t want to look away from him.

He’s…mesmerizing.

He tugs you close, one hand settling low against the small of your back, while his free hand wanders up your side and across your upper back and into your hair, before sliding back down. 

Normally, you hate dancing in clubs. Your dance partners have, in the past, been very bad about letting other men rub up against you. But that doesn’t happen with him, he seems to have a sixth sense about when people are getting too close to you.

It’s nice, having only him touching you.

And it’s either that, or the way that he’s looking at you, or the pleasant buzz from the fruity drink you finished earlier, or maybe the heat of the night-

But you can’t help from raising up on your toes and pressing your lips against his.

He kisses you back like his life depends on it, and his hands burn a path up your sides, across the swell of your breasts, and then back down to tightly grip your ass. His hands are everywhere, and you can’t help but release a needy groan against his lips and grinding against him.

For a moment, just a moment, he falters against you, but before you can ask if something is wrong, he’s ushering you out of the club and into the, slightly less, stuffy heat of the night.

He pins you against the wall just down a darkened alley, his lips never once leaving yours, his tongue sliding against your own. And when his hands slide under your top, calloused fingers caressing and tracing, your head falls back and you release a moan.

“I need you,” He gasps against your throat, “Can I have you? Please?”

You laugh breathlessly and slide your fingers up his neck and into his hair, “I wouldn’t have let you bring me out here otherwise.”

He groans against your throat, and his deft hands start tugging at your shorts, unfastening the button and sliding them just far enough down your legs that he’s able to slide his fingers against your slit. 

Your hands curl into fists in his hair, and you release a shuddering groan, and his fingers pause, his dark gaze locked on your face.

“W-why are you stopping?” You whine, trying to arch against him.

He leans in so that his lips are pressed against your ear, “I’m defecting from the empire.” You freeze, your hands tightening in his hair, “Come with me.”

It’s a plea. Or a bargain. 

And you bury your face in his neck as his fingers start moving again. You have friends here. Family. A good job.

But-

Heh. And that ‘but’ is really the big thing, isn’t it?

He pushes you closer and closer to your orgasm, and your arms tighten around him, “Okay.”

[hawkinsschoolcounselor]

If Will does have powers what could that be envisaged as? I mean like El’s powers we see her use them is what I mean and like i’ve seen people say Will could have something to do with electricity or fire but I’m not sure how and why that would only come into play last season like why would they wait this long? Also I’ve seen theories that Will made the upside down etc like how do you think this can end in him putting an end to it etc if you get me im terrible at explaining xD

I've toyed with the idea that Will created the Upside Down for years now. I conceptualized it as a pocket dimension that he unwittingly used to store his Shadow (in the Jungian sense). Every shameful thought, every bit of pain, all his trauma, everything he hated about himself, he crammed into the Upside Down so that he wouldn't have to acknowledge it. I saw it as a similar concept to the idea of compartmentalization, which is a form of dissociation. El then accidentally tapped into this realm by accident, releasing the Mindflayer, which was, essentially, Will's shadow self. Well, repressed parts of the self do tend to find a way out, and, in this case, it became a physical, supernatural, manifestation.

Of course, this is likely 100% wrong now.

Based on everything we know now, including from the stage play, I'm banking on any powers Will has being a result of his exposure to the Upside Down. It begs the question as to what made Will so special that he got targeted, unless it turns out Henry has been watching him for a long time. I suspect it will turn out that Henry chose Will because he saw similarities between them. Whether he knew what sorts of powers Will would get is unknown, but he does seem to have wanted Will to join him.

What powers do I think Will has, though?

Reality warping/creation: Will can create and/or alter the form of reality. While it seems by now that Will didn't create the Upside Down, I do think he has since shaped it. It's an extension of his artistic ability, but he's only done it unconsciously. After he was taken, he probably wished to go home, and a dark version of home came into being.

Clairvoyance: As the Eye of Vecna, Will has some degree of extrasensory perception. His D&D campaign in season 3 predicted some aspects of the plot. He also had a picture on his corkboard in season 4 of a prisoner who looked suspiciously like Hopper. He doesn't know it yet, but he really is Will the Wise.

Truesight: We know this already, but Will has a connection to the Upside Down that gives him the ability to see through the barrier between worlds. He just hasn't learned how to control it, yet.

Melting: He has the ability to turn Mike Wheeler into a puddle of goo. (Just kidding...kinda)

Will's powers have been largely dormant because he doesn't realize he has them. Nobody else has really figured it out, either. I suspect it's going to be a big part of season 5. I think it's quite possible that Henry inserted Soteria into Will while he was in the Upside Down in order to contain his powers until he's ready. We did last see that device being pocketed by Henry, after all, and the last thing he'd want is for Will to be able to use the powers against him.

[siriusblack-the-third]

Things James Potter Has Said

Moony either you remove your damn shoes before you enter the dorm or I Vanish them. How the fuck are they covered so much dirt, you don't even go near the Quidditch pitch!

Sirius, you will sit down and let me put your hair up in a bun or so help me Gods i will shave it all off. (*smirk* you wouldn't. You love my hair more than I do.)

I swear if Gerard (gryffindor seeker) doesn't get his shit together before the Ravenclaw match I'm going to make him cry with the amount of training I pile on his head.

No, Evans! Irving's Law clearly states that *winds off into the accurate statement of said ridiculously complicated law* and you cannot use 7x² divide the integral of y, that doesn't work here! (He's arguing NEWT Arithmancy with her)

Sirius I'm boorreedddddddd! ... *doe eyes* can we kiss? (Fuck yeah, get over here)

*stares at Sirius* that is a terrible idea... Let's do it.

REMUS! GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!

Peter, you have Charms homework. Play with Lady Charlotte (the dorm cat) after you finish that.

Sirius. No.

Remus. No.

Peter. No.

I am the only one that gives a shit about how clean the dorm is. Nobody else ever helps me. Ingrates, all of you!

Marlene I swear to fuck- just ask them out, shit's sake! (She's pining after Dorcas)

Do you think I can surf down the enchanted staircases without falling off the surfboard? (*Panicked Sirius noises*)

*scoffs* whatever the shit this is, it sure as fuck isn't tea. Fucking British people, don't even know how to make proper chai.

Gods dammit Sirius—

Remus if you don't eat everything on your plate I swear on my family's honour I will hold you down and force feed you like my mother used to do to me.

WHERE IS MY BOX SET OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS?! (Sirius hid it because James wasn't giving him attention. The trick backfired: James completely ignored him. Not for long tho; he wants kisses from Sirius.)

(Peter calls him a jock) James: *gasps in outrage* you take that back! Take that back right the fuck now, I am an out and proud nerd, how dare you—

*purrs like a cat and melts into a puddle of goo when Sirius rubs his hair and neck*

(marauders call him for a prank) nope. Not today, I'm studying. I have got to beat Lily in the Charms test tomorrow, or else I won't be able to show my face for the rest of the week out of sheer embarrassment.

Fuck's sake, Sirius! I look like I've been mauled! How am I supposed to hide the hickeys?!

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[anxiousthoughts365]

OK so I've been seeing some chats about how the boys' appearances have changed over time and I have some feelings.

I feel like Sirius had the most robust jaw out of the Marauders. Like that thing was fucking strong as hell, and he had these sharp cheekbones too that just made him look angular and sinister, even when he grinned. Especially when he grinned. But that doesn't stop me from believing that he would absolutely melt when Remus would grip his chin to tilt his head back and make him meet his gaze.

I also am a very firm believer that Sirius was an ATHLETE. Like, all of that Quidditch that James made him do, he had to have some muscles on him. In my head, he always rolls his shirt sleeves up, then complains that they're too tight around his biceps. Bitch, we get it, you could crush walnuts with those things. But for all his strength and agility, the moon would still give Remus the advantage, even if that only lasted for like 4 days out of the month until he went back to being a weedy, chronically fatigued lanky boi.

Like I am one hundred percent here for masculine Sirius. I just genuinely think that he turned into a soft little puddle of goo whenever Remus so much as breathed in his direction, and that shouldn't automatically feminise him.

HOWEVER, if fem Sirius gives you absolute life, then by no means do I want to take that away from you 💜

[penanggalan]

Finally updated Swizzle! First made in 2009 when I began communication with one of the Chiodo brothers who created Killer Klowns, Stephen said about Swizzle: Your klown character really surprised me. I didn't know what to expect judging from the fan art I've seen in the past, but your female klown is great. Twisted, scary, fun and sexy. That's a difficult combination to pull off. And you did it well. A killer smile and a killer body." This inspired me SO much as I have adored and been terrified by the movie since early childhood, so I went on to commission a mask from grandfatherladyfriend @ FA and bought a prop gun off deviantart many moons ago. I've changed her a bit since then, since Stephen said the Klowns "come from a race of slug like creatures that are a pasty white color". She has a variety of "powers", with her specialties being transformation or candy-oriented. Shrinking people with her gun and putting them in her favorite desserts, and the usual pies and cotton candy cocoons. Her giant lollipop is coated in her toxic saliva so when she beats people with it they melt into a puddle of sugary goo. One day I hope to commission an updated mask and make her outfit, props and shoes.

[cypherpt2supremacy]

Okay now that the haze has cleared after the insanity that was JK's live yesterday, I will try my best to rationalize everything that went down. I need to be logical and objective and keep the delulu in check. Okay let's start.

Jimin did see a naked Jungkook on live and hopped on it so fast but so what? I'm sure this had nothing to do with the skin JK was showing. It was simply because he missed seeing his bro's face. Also, he was bored and had nothing else to do. JK himself told us Jimin is usually bored in the mornings. See? Y'all are reading too much into this.

Now I know that after Jimin said good morning, the song that automatically popped into Jungkook's head was "good morning, this is what I texted you" "I think I'm falling for you, it's dangerous" but you guys this had nothing to do with Jimin. JK was not singing this to him at all. It was simply the word "good morning" that made him think of this song. If JK was singing this to anyone, it would be Army because JK is irrevocably and eternally in love with Army.

Jimin saying he could handle seeing JK's naked body should not be interpreted as something sexual. Of course he can handle seeing it. They used to live together. He's seen him naked a million times before. Why wouldn't he be able to handle it? This is the only logical conclusion. Yes I know JK melted into a puddle of goo when he read that comment, like I've never seen anyone look that whipped in my life but that's not the point. He agreed that Jimin can handle it and this is because Jimin would not at all be affected by it.

Now how do I rationalize JK's desperation and willingness for that Jikook live? My dude was like "your place or mine, just say the word, bro." The fact that he was going to shower at Jimin's place should be completely taken out of the equation. The point is that JK would have been out that door within the drop of a hat had Jimin said yes. Like he was literally begging at some point that's how bad he wanted it. He even tried to leverage Army into getting Jimin to agree but hey this was all because he knew how much the fans love seeing him with Jimin. He knows we love their bond. This was why he wanted that live so bad. Also he has been doing a lot of solo lives since the year began. It only makes sense that he would want to do one with a member now. Never mind the fact that the only member he's repeatedly asked to come over has been Jimin. That is completely irrelevant. JK loves all of his hyungs equally. OT7 forever bitches!

Jimin going all "kekeke I'm scared" "I think you are going to hit me" is where I get a bit stomped because how do I rationalize this one? This is peak kinky flirting but still I will try my best to defend Jimin. This was a joke. Obviously it was a joke because we all know JK would never lay a finger on Jimin. So why did he say it? Why on earth would he make this joke to a half naked JK? Yeah I'm sorry I got nothing. I don't know why he said it. I would probably never know the thought process behind it. It has nothing to do with him having a muscle kink and wanting to be at the mercy of his big buff bro. I will go back to pretending he never said it for my peace of mind.

The "I'm not that easy" comment is so easy for me to defend thank God. He simply meant he is not easily convinced. He is a stubborn man and when he says no he means it. He was not implying he is not easily seduced or that if JK wanted him, he needed to try harder. I'm going to ignore what those who speak Korean had to say about it. They weren't in Jimin's head. They couldn't have known what he meant.

Ending this post by saying that the pic Jimin sent JK was simply of his puffy morning face to prove that he's in no state to do a live. It wasn't a nude. I know he sleeps naked but he definitely put on a shirt before taking that pic. Y'all need to get your heads out of the gutter, jeez.

[soaps-mohawk]

thought i'd drop a little morning chat before i grab the horses 🫡

okay, this may be weird, but this is the total joy of self-inserts as reader. whenever i get scared, my brain immediately goes to a napoleon fact, and talking about him calms me down (i'm autistic, he's my biggest hyperfixation). the absolute chaos i could instil on those boys with my napoleon knowledge 😈

also, also, also, ghoap!!!! poor poor johnny. please please ghoap scenes during omega's heat 🙏🙏 they make me SO feral.

and i also forgot to say how much i was laughing at simon rizzin with the tism. it totally would've worked on me and i'd be absolutely floored, specifically by the bookshelf. that's so sweet of him!! it's so bizarrely intimate, too. would've had to tug him into bed for some well-deserved cuddles afterwards.

anyways, how are you pookie?? i hope you're good!! heat is dying down in england (after a 1 week heatwave) so i've never been more joyous about a 16 degree celsius wednesday morning in my life. i'm so sunburnt 😭 horrible farmer's tan.

- 🪐

You're probably already with the horses but I am here to chat now (since it's 6am for me currently) 🫡

Dang what a hyperfixation 🤩 I want a cool hyperfixation like that!! Lmao you'd be pulling out the "did you know..." and at first they might roll their eyes and go "yes" 😂 eventually though they'd figure it out and let you share even if it's something they already know.

Don't worry, y'all will get your Ghoap 😂 wouldn't be an after heat chapter if we didn't lmao. I'm almost following the exact same format as the last heat except with a slight change. You'll see.

I've been adding Simon's 'tism habits more and more since we're getting more of an intimate look at him. Honestly though, if he wants to come over and organize my room....I wouldn't complain 👀

I'm alright. Not looking forward to the 4th. I hate fireworks and my neighbors are obsessed with setting them off. So I'm gonna take my sleeping meds super early and hope they kick in before dark while my roommate stands guard to make sure none of those stupid asses burn the house down. Because it's supposed to be hot and windy that say and it's been insanely dry (not that unusual for this time of year) and even though sane people understand that, there's always going to be those that don't care and have to set off their fireworks. It's like an addiction I think atp.

God I wish it was getting cooler here 😭 it's going to be the exact opposite

If I die, it's because I melted into a puddle of goo

[drarrily-we-row-along]

Hi you :) I just wanted to say that I've read your post about your coming out. Unfortunately, I don't have any good advice, but I just wanted to let you know that I hear you and, oh my god, do I feel you! I haven't officially come out but I've had thoughts about being ace myself for several years and the way you describe your feelings basically represents me 100 %. I don't have someone as your best friend in my life but the life you put into words actually sounds like something I could imagine with someone else, while I basically always thought that I would just stay alone. (Which I don't even mind that much, I like having my own space.. anyway) I do have my older sister with whom I travel and actually work together and just experience life with and I wouldn't trade this for anything else.

I'm rambling, sorry. I really just wanted you to know that you reach a lot of people, even if you don't think so or know it. I love your writing, I'm pretty sure I sent you messages before and I know that I've commented on your work here and on AO3 because your writing actually means a lot to me. The way you describe love, communication, and relationships (of any kind) is just incredibly beautiful to me. I always come back to your stories and get actually excited when I see that you've posted again.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is: thank you. For your writing but also (especially) for your post about being ace, feeling different, and coming out.

I wish you all the best and all the love! :)

Mira (all the way from Germany :D)

Hello lovely! Somehow I missed this lovely response to my recent post.

Thank you so much for dropping by to share part of your own story with me. I'm so, so honored to get to hear about part of your experience. Being alone is one of my biggest fears (I'm so glad it's not one of yours! Figuring out I was ace has been really scary and felt a little like the worst thing imaginable at first) I'm so happy that you have your sister to experience life with!

I'm just melting into a puddle of goo. Thank you so much. Writing has been such a gift to me, such a joy to get to do, and it's been such a blessing to get to share it with this lovely community. It's always my hope that I can put a little more love into the world and give people a safe space to land. <3

Wishing you the very best with much love! C

[littlespoonevan]

Seven Sentence SunMonday

So over the past few months i've been tagged in too many of these to count by now with absolutely Nothing to show for it but here i am!!!! if you voted in my wip poll last week you might be glad to know i finally opened a word doc to write something that i will hopefully be able to post this week 🥰🥰 to everyone who's tagged me over the past few weeks even when my contribution has been non-existent on here, thank you ily 💖💖💖💖

“You’re the one announcing to anyone who’ll listen that I’m a terrible date!” “I’m just happy I’m better at you at something for once!” And there it is. Eddie raises his eyebrows and Buck ducks his head sheepishly. “You know you’re, like, stupidly competent at basically everything, Eds,” he mumbles. “It’s just a nice reminder that you’re normal like the rest of us.” Predictably, Eddie feels himself softening in seconds. It’s pathetic. He finds his own gaze dropping to the countertop as his cheeks heat up and he just about manages an eyeroll to mask his embarrassment at Buck’s compliment. “You of all people should know I’m not perfect,” he says, the words quieter than he means them to be. Buck shrugs and a weird tension hangs suspended between them until Eddie has to break it, lest he actually melt into a puddle of goo. “Besides,” he says, clearing his throat. “Once I’m on the date, there’s no beating me. I know how to treat a date right.” Buck tilts his head to the side, his cocky smirk re-emerging as he appraises Eddie. “Wanna put your money where your mouth is, cowboy?” “What?” “Let’s go on a date,” Buck says like it’s obvious. Eddie splutters through some attempt at a response but Buck carries on speaking before he can come up with something to say. “You show me your best date moves and I’ll show you my best date moves and whoever’s better doesn’t have to pay for dinner.”

tagging (if you want): @mellaithwen @fcntasmas @buckactuallys @homerforsure @renecdote @henswilsons @capseycartwright 🌼🌼

[quitealotofsodapop]

A shit ton is being weighed on me rn but it's okay since I get to share my sillies with you!

Anyways, here's some spicysweetshipping fluff since I've been too rough on the angst lately!

Akino melts whenever Carmela calls her a nickname, the first time Carmela called her Aki, she absolutely turned to goo with blushing. Yet another trait Akino gets from DBK!

Hehehe. I love that. I can see Akino calling Carmela "caramel" or "sweetness" when she gets sappy over her too. <3

I def hc that both DBK and SWK are the type to melt into a puddle when they hear petnames from their partners.

DBK hears "my dear bull" or "my king" from PIF, and he's charging over with his tail wagging. Probably yelling "MY DEAR QUEEN!" <3 all the while.

Wukong and Macaque toss different nicknames at eachother all the time in casual convo. So when one of them uses a petname in a really soft kinda way? Flustered messes. First time Mac calls Wukong "peaches" unironically, Wukong needs a solid ten minutes to compute what he just heard. Then he covered Mac in smooches.

Red and MK are a combined puddle of goo. Both can barely call eachother a pet name without blushing. Red ofc uses "noodle boy" as a term of endearment, while MK starts out barely able to call Red "firelily" without giggle-blushing.

And Hua Jiao and Xci Nicco? Also both messes. Xci Nicco will start bird-singing when she hears her pet name for the first time. Hua Jiao meanwhile sets something on fire with his adoration.