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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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posting '-_-' as a way of airing out the woes and sorrows
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Frank Paton - Witness my Act and Deed (1882)
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i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess
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something you notice in food service is that there are customers of all ages and backgrounds who have come on an angelic voyage from a heaven-like planet where nobody has ever had to learn to order food from a restaurant before
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get okay with being some level of burden on others, seriously
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1910s Moon and Star Pillows
Credit: linnhe on Pinterest
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presses the button that makes all mosquitos around the world feel empathy for all the suffering they've caused just to see if it changes anything
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“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually
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Oh, that wonderful feeling when you’re plotting and brainstorming and the dots just start CONNECTING all over the place and then it just spirals into this oh… oh???? Oh!!!! OH??!?!?? moment which is an unmatched high as a writer
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