#i'ts an ocean

[ch4tk4t]

I think I'm in love with Alan Wake 2

I was planning on holding out because I really REALLY want there to eventually be a physical version to complete my Remedy Games collection, but I just couldn't wait a second more, I need my Sam Lake fix D*MMIT.

Although I WILL buy it a second time physically INSTANTLY with ZERO regrets.

Alan Wake 2 is my favorite game of the year, and before you ask, yes, I've played Baldur's Gate 3. The first one felt like the potential of the series wasn't fully realized (although I still love it to bits, it and it's standalone expansion "American Nightmare"), but AW2 is everything it could've been and more.

Oh, and it's GORGEOUS as fuuuuuuuuuuck.

The classic Remedy writing is back with a vengeance, and I am loving every second. I keep pausing to listen to npcs talking to each other, laughing at the different character quirks they have, and reveling in the AWESOME perfomances.

It's not a lake, people. It's a f*cking ocean.

[popculturebuffet]

Muppet Madness Christmas Double Feature: A Letter to Santa and John Denver X Muppets: A Christmas Together: Tidings of Mediocrity and Boredom (PatreonXComission For Emma Fici)

Hello all you happy people and welcome back to Muppet Madness, my look at all things muppety on this blog. It's been a while, as I took most of 2024 off muppet wise with me and emma, my friend who helps make this possible, mostly doing other stuff.

Still it wouldn't be christmas without the muppets and having ran through the holy trinity of Muppet Christmas Carol, Muppet Family Christmas and Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas, i'ts time to branch out a bit. SO when having movie night me and emma watched two slices of christmas cake: the 2008 special A Muppet Christmas: Letters to Santa and 1979's John Denver And the Muppets: A Christmas Together. And while these aren't the best muppet projects , and we'll get to why under the cut, i'm just happy to be back with these guys, something that's not stopping as next year we're hitting up muppetvision 3d, survival street's sequel the radical left and i'm hoping the movies I haven't gotten to yet. I at least want to get around to the Muppet Movie to make up for missing it's anniversary.

So with renewed vigor, holiday cheer and some good dollops of mediocrity, join me under the cut to look at some tv specials to see if they have that muppet magic

A Muppet's Christmas: Letters to Santa: A Rope of Sand

I came into letters to santa excited: Unlike the other muppet christmas specail/movie I haven't gotten to, this one had a good rep and seemed like it'd be fun. The muppets have a fantastic holiday track record as does Paul Williams, who did the soundtrack and co wrote this film. Paul Williams is a muppet legend, a musical maestro who wrote the amazing soundtracks to The Muppet Movie, A Muppet Christmas Carol and the cult classic Phantom of the Paradise which I not only covered this halloween but I consider an honorary muppet film. It dosen't really have any muppets like fellow honorary muppet film LIttle Shop of Horrors but it does have a kickass paul williams soundtrack and some weird shit, so i'm going to count it anyway.

Instead.. this one's a disapointment. It's not horrible. It's not Muppets Wizard of Oz which has lurked at the bottom of the rankings since I started doing these, but it's nothing really special. The 2000's were a time , not unlike now, where the muppets were spinning in the wind, with Disney occasionally breaking them out but having no clear direction.

And this spilled onto Muppet Family Christmas. While it was only a few years before the Muppets briefly revitalized things, it feels an ocean away, having a script cobbled out of so many stock plots it might as well have a water mark on it.

It's Christmas Time and Gonzo is mailing a letter to santa which gets derision from Pepe who dosen't believe. After a musical number featuring Jesse L Martin, who does a wonderful job and is enhusastic and who I love from his current show the Irrantional, Gonzo ends up thrown out of the post office and with three letters, one of which is from a little girl who lives in their building whose mom is 30 Rock's Jane Krakowski, and must go on a quest but oh no almost everyone else gives up and oh no nathan lane's in the way but they get through it with pluck and wonder and

Yeah there is.. nothing to this plot. You can have a thin plot and have it work with the muppets, easily. The Muppet Movie's plot is "Kermit goes on a wacky road trip to become a star and picks up the familiar troupe along the way while a corrupt frog leg salesman wants him to be his shill", The Muppets is your standard getting the band back together to save something under threat from a greedy developer, the great muppet caper is a nonsense heist plot bouyed by great songs, snappy jokes and Charles Grodin. You don't need a super deep or impactful plot: that can work easily, see A Muppet Christmas Carol, the muppets are versitle but as long as you have jokes and heart, the muppets will prevail.

This specail has neither. The jokes just aren't there, and the bulk rely on a buffet of celebrity cameos, which isn't unusual for the muppets but feel more shoehorned in than usual. Jesse L Martin's part as a postman who sings a number about doing the mail stuff is one of the few that feels warranted. We've got actors from the sopranos for a one dimensional mob joke, jane krakowski in a role that just dosen't fit her more acidic and hammy chops, Madison Pettis of Corey in the House Fame as a little girl, Uma Thurman constantly fanning herself because someone has a thing for that on the writing staff and Nathan Lane as your stock "Character who hate santa because santa didn't give him a toy"> I do like that his character does realize he was a bully and kermit turns him around, convicing him he can be better, but there's not much here and all these actors feel wasted. These four all have good comedic timing, but arne't given anything to do .

There are SOME jokes sprinkled in that work: some pidgeons our heroes try to get the fly the letters and everything Bobo does because Bobo is the best. But even Bobo being here feels like a repeat of Muppets From Space where he was the bumbling sidekick to the villian. There's nothing here that feels like it needed to happen. The music should be great, but while Williams tries a little, it's pretty forgertable. At the very least this means we get Williams himself as an elf and he is fantastic, entertaining and a shot of energy into the film, but it's disapointing to have a paul williams soundtrack I don't remotely remember after watching. That.. shoudln't be possible but here we are.

There's also an annoying subplot where Piggy is pissy about the vacation, wants to get to it immediately and is mad at Kermit for .. trying to help a child's letter get to santa. It's the kind of piggy I hate where she's just mad at anything Kermit does and takes it as a sign of his lack of commitment.. which is a serious problem with them as things go on, but in this case he wasn't waffling or not intrested, he simply was trying to do the right thing.

This film just exists. I didn't think I"d be this disappointed in it but the more I write about it the less I have to say. And it's not because it's funny it's because it's just bland. It's like someone put muppets into an ai generator. The muppets performers try, paul williams try, but the framework is so bland and cobbled together it just dose'nt work. Speaking of not working

John Denver X Muppets: A Christmas With You: Generations

Part of why I probably wasn't as hard on Letters From Santa before writing is that what came after was so much worse. John Denver X Muppets, and yes I do know it's and muppets but it's my blog and my joke, is boring. It's is the biggest blank void of a specail i've ever watched. It's a moment or two of what the fuck like john denver being a toy solider or dressing up weird, a really fucking nice hat that John Denver wears in the opening, and just.. nothing.

I HATED this thing when we watched all 60 boring minutes , even more when a section I missed thanks to a guest was rewatched later. The original intro to this was a lot angrier until I figured out why it's like this.

You see the same year John Denver guest starred on the muppet show. And while John Denver is not an artist I know that well only knowing him from a fictional character's rivalry with him when they were neighbors in Denver

It hasn't stopped me from enjoying a muppet show episode before: I didn't know Alice Cooper well, his episode is one of my faviorites. Same with Harry Belafonte and his episode IS my faviorite. The Muppet Show does a good job showing a star off and letting them run wild. And this episode was pretty good. I forgo tto finish it but no episode with a bunch of historic soldiers singing why can't we be friends (And sadly some native american sterotypes), before getting gunned down by statlder and woldorf can be calssifiedas bad

The problem is a christmas with you.. isn't a muppet production. It has them in it, in their vintage design glory and a subplot about miss piggy wanting a big roll.. but it's not their special. It's John Denvers. And thus instead of having chaotic muppet energy it has john denver energy. And John Denver is bland. He's the dry toast of Country Singers. He has made some good songs, but none are my style adn the christmas songs he sings here feel like several eternities. The bulk of the special is just john denver sings a boring ballad while I try not to

See even typing about it is a struggle. He only uses the muppets in a few segments and even those, while not as sleep enducing, still aren't rousing. Paul Wiliams didn't do his best for letters to santa but he's still paul williams. John Denver has a good song and probably more for people who like this but for me it's the worst parts of 70's music, those long dreary tuneless ballads, distlled into one bland special.

Ranking: As you can imagine neither of these really scored that high but since it's been a year since I got to break out the ranking list, i'm still happy to have it back. I may rework this into a tier list in the future, we'll see. but for now they scrape the bottom

Though just showing how high the quality is only John Denver and the Muppets and Muppets Wizard of Oz are geninely BAD. The rest have SOME merit tucked in there and even the John Denver special still isn't close. We really hit rock bottom early and hopefully we'll never dig deeper.

Next Time: A look at a soon to be lost disney attraction! We're back babY!

[dajaregambler]

HeliosR - Sing in the darkness - Chapter 2 - Part 4

Translation of Sing in the darkness from ‘Helios Rising Heroes’, a new side arc alongside the current main story arc Like the dawning light.

Sage: ~~~~♪

Sage: (This should do it for storage near the bed. Alright, cleaned it all up♪) 

Sage: (All that’s left is… the bookshelf)

Sage: (Kept it for last because of how I discussed with my roommate that we can both use it, but…)

Bianchi: Seeei-chan♪ Mind if I come in?

Sage: Bianchi-san. Go ahead

Bianchi: Aah, you were cleaning up your room. How’s it going?

Sage: I cleaned up for the most part, but have been leaving the things I can’t decide on my own pile up bit by bit…

Bianchi: I see. Nico-chan’s not often around

Sage: Yeah, it’s what it is… After he’s done with training or patrolling, he literally vanishes into thin air. 

Bianchi: What a useful power. Isn’t teleportation something that crosses everyone's mind once in a while?

Sage: I know right! It really feels like a hero’s power, it’s awesome

Bianchi: Fufu, can’t you say the same for your power though

Bianchi: Manipulating shadows has a bit of a dark feeling to it…. The kind of stuff I’m into♡

Sage: T-thank you…

Sage: (Bianchi-san’s sure is friendly. Still the way he approaches others still throws me off guard sometimes…)

Sage: (Next to living together, I’m extremely thankful for being able to talk to him like this)

Bianchi: Ah, right. I’ve heard all of the deets from Robin himself about your meeting with him that you mentioned the other day♪  

Sage: Eh?

Bianchi: While he did say to ask you…

Bianchi: It’s important to get to know your mentors too, no? That’s why I tried to chat about lots of different things with him.

Bianchi: Turns out that we’re only two years apart. It's nice our mentor is someone we can easily talk with.

Sage: Uwah, what a relief…! Sounds like you and Sensei will hit it off pretty well

Bianchi: Fufu, Sei-chan really loves Robin.

Bianchi: On another note… Sei-chan, you weren’t born in New Million, right?

Sage: Ah yeah, that’s correct. It’s been about three years since I came here--

Bianchi: To be honest, the same goes for me.

Sage: Eh!?

Bianchi: For me it’s a few more years back though. I was 14 at the time. Together with my family, we crossed the ocean and came to this city.

Sage: What a surprise… 

Sage: There’s a lot of people who are fascinated by New Million and move here. I't was the same for me. I'm not any different.

Sage: After all, this is the city with plenty of heroes!

Bianchi: …Right, it’s a place that appears to be shining bright in different kinds of ways. I was also that excited about it at first, come to think of it.

Sage: At first?

Bianchi: My mother’s second marriage led to us coming to New Million.

Bianchi: The city everyone yearns for, live in New Million and any kind of wish will be granted, is what we believed in.

Bianchi: …You see, I wanted to become a designer since I was a child.

Bianchi: However, our mother ended up divorcing again… With my siblings still being very young too, the chance to chase after dreams had disappeared.  

Bianchi: And with that, looking at what's most profitable in this city and where your birthplace and background doesn’t matter, I became a hero. 

Sage: Is, that so…

Bianchi: My bad for putting it this way, but being a hero is the number one profession I could care less about.

Sage: ………

Bianchi: Ah, sorry. It’s not like I dislike it for what it is. Just think that it’s not suitable for someone like me.

Bianchi: I believe for someone like you to get the job they’ve yearned for is absolutely wonderful on the contrary. 

Bianchi: You’re standing here after your wish has come true after all, so the fact that I upset you… I’m really sorry for that, okay?

Sage: No…. It’s, um--

Jude: Bianchi, you here?

[gwenchana-gwenchana]

A list of things I will never be over in no particular order: movie edition

part: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

1.) That one scene in The Pirates where they have to pee and they do it in the ocean together-- its definitely a 'you have to watch it to understand it kind of thing'. It is my favorite movie. It is ridiculous and hilarious and I love everything about it. Please watch it.

2.) The movie that made me ball my eyes out: Night Flight. But the scene where he beats everyone's ass-- like hardcore just slaughters everyone-- like umph the vidication was so good.

3.) A Werewolf Boy. Another movie that made me cry but it was angry tears this time. Did not like the end of it but Song Joong-ki is top tier in it.

4.) Tazza 2. This was around the time I was obsessed with TOP from BigBang-- so of course I watched it. I can't say the acting is fantastic but if you are a fan of TOP being aloof then this is the movie for you.

5.) Every scene in Spellbound. Its one of my top three movies I love to rewatch. It's so spooky and cute. Lee Min Ki and Son Ye-jin are an adorable pair and I loved their chemistry.

6.) Always-- who doesn't love to watch suffering and longing? Especially when delievered by a constantly shirtless and buff So Ji Sub. I really really thought it was going to be a bad ending.

8.) Monster. I'm usually too much of a wimp to watch scary movies BUT Lee Min Ki. This was a terrifying show and Lee Min Ki was fantastic in it. Plus he's a really pretty bad guy. I'ts very hard not to root for him.

9.) Who hasn't seen The Man From Nowhere? I love found family and a complete retired badass putting back on his badass shoes and going after anyone and everyone who even looked at his sunshine adopted daugther sideways. Chef's kiss.

10.) Mission: Possible. I'm a sucker for good fight scenes and cute fighty couples. Tis my favroite thing. If that is your thing too then definitely watch!

[sheeppop]

also cause i started rewatching jojo again(i have not finished stone ocean yet because i't pains me'm a weenie)

I feel very inspired to make Haruka(the name i gave my 7th stand user MC) into a sonic character cause of that one jojo artist.

[doyouevenshipbr0]

gruvia drabble

title: scars

author's note: ok theres been a lot of fluff lately (this fic included) but i WILL write some angst one of these days lmao i swear.. but for now heres this!!! cus ive had this on my mind!!! its all ab their scars from chap 499!

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The fresh smell of lavender encased Juvia's nose. It was calming, fragrant, and by far her favorite scent to take a bubble bath with, and it was slowly becoming Gray's favorite as well, but he would never admit it.

Juvia's head rested on Gray's hard chest, yet it still made for a perfect pillow. She twirled her fingers along the mounds of bubbles in the tub, delicately, as if they were clouds.

Gray quielty admired the gracefulness she took, and it oddly brought him at ease. "Juvia wishes she could live in bubbles forever." She soothed, snuggling even lower to the water in between Gray's legs.

"Yeah that'd be nice if it wasn't for the pruney fingers." Gray raised one of his arms from the side of the tub and held his hand out in front of them, showing the nooks and creases of his damp fingers. They had been in there for a good forty minutes at that point.

Juvia hummed a giggle "Juvia doesn't mind." She brought her hand up to Gray's and put them palm to palm. Her hand looked as if it had never even touched water, while his was all shriveled. Gray never realized just how tiny Juvia's hands were, and he knew she was pale, but when the two were compared Juvia was practically a ghost.

"Cause' you're body's all water so you dont even shrivel." Gray muttered, ever so slightly bitter. He plopped his hand back into the water onto Juvia's bare side, causing a small splash.

When his hand met Juvia's skin, he flinched for a moment, not expecting the roughness. After the initial reaction, he wondered. What did he just touch and why did it feel so tough? He curiously began to lightly graze the mysterious patch of skin. The fact that they were submerged in water made it even more difficult for Gray to determine what he was touching.

His heart skipped a beat for a moment when he realized what he had been touching.

It was her scar.

He instantly felt his stomach sink, and horrible memories of that day fludded his conscience. Then being forced to fight, the suicide attempts, Gray believing Juvia to be dead. It was just awful.

"Are you alright, my darling?" Juvia picked up on Gray's bold silence, perching her neck around slightly, pausing her bubble party.

"Uh-- Yeah. It's just uh-- your scar." He said quietly and gulped.

"What about Juvia's scar?" She pondered. Just a few weeks ago, Gray made the comment about Juvia's scar and body at Lucy's award ceremony. He suggested that Juvia get it healed by Wendy, but she didn't listen.

"Nothin'." He said shortly. He brought his hand back up to the ledge of the tub, matching his left arm.

"Is it ugly?" She asked, sadly.

"No!" He quickly replied. "Don't be stupid." He rested his chin atop Juvia's head and grumbled, putting a grumpy look on his face.

"Well then what is it, love?"

"Agh! I dunno' how to explain it." He outbursted with irritation, and accidentally threw his arms back into the water, once again landing on the exact spot.

After a moment of calming, he began to trace the edges of the scar, just as Juvia did with the bubbles. His fingers moved ever so graciously, and slowly, treating it as if it was still an open wound. He wasn't exactly sure what to make of it, but he certainly didn't want to think about it.

"It just... brings back bad memories is all." He said much more calmly, with his brows furrowed, still grazing her skin, now going from following the lines of the scar to also soft rubbing, as if he could magically make it disappear.

"That is true." Juvia lightly cupped Gray's hand, still allowing him mobility to continue tracing. "But it's not all bad."

"How can you even say that?" Gray said, more aggitated once again. "That was the day..." He paused. "Where I almost killed you." His voice sunk.

"Gray-sama," Juvia sat herself up, and moved from her back being on Gray's chest to kneeling in front of him, face to face. "Do not say that." Her face was soft, but her voice was stern.

"Look, can you just get the damn thing healed already?" He said, irritated, and turned his head to break eye contact with Juvia.

"Juvia will not." She persisted.

"Of course not." He grumbled.

"Gray-sama, Juvia is not ashamed of her scar." She brought her hand down to her right side, where the mark resided. "Just as you should not be."

"I know, I know, and I'm not ashamed, I'ts just--" He wound up for a moment, and then let out a deep breath. "I'm sorry." He hung his head low.

"Gray-sama..." Her voice was soft, and milky.

"If-- if I were stronger-- then maybe---" He felt his eyes stinging, but tried everything in his power to hold it back.

"Hey." He suddenly felt the smooth touch of Juvia's hand on his cheek, raising his head up to look at her. "Do not say that. This was not Gray-sama's fault." Her forgiving eyes were slightly shadowed by her damp blue bangs, falling into her face, but Gray could still see them.

"But--" He choked on his words for a moment and gritted his teeth, biting on tears.

"But nothing." Juvia brought her other hand to his naked cheek, now cupping both sides of his face in her hands.

"You know how Juvia sees this?" She lulled. "Juvia sees this scar as a symbol. A symbol of Juvia and Gray-sama's love." She took one hand away from Gray's face, pressing on her side as she smiled down at it, fondly. After a moment, she took the same hand and placed it onto Gray's matching scar.

"These scars bring us together, Gray-sama. Yes, they were caused by a horrible, horrible thing. Juvia knows that, but it did not kill us. It only left us stronger. It let our love grow stronger. It created an unbreakable bond." She took her other hand, and picked up Gray's hand. She placed it onto her right side, right on top of the patch.

Now the rough, raw piece of skin felt a little different than it did before. As the bubbles faded he could partially see the mark through the soapy water. He began to look at the body that came with that badge, as she was crouched in front of him. He followed every curve, every bump, every edge, and trailed the nude pale path up to the face. Some pieces of hair were stuck to her, while other curls peaked out. Her ocean eyes stared into him, making him feel even more naked than he already was, and her sweet lips were curved in an honest smile. He made his way back to the scar, moved his hand to the side, and looked at it, and finally realized that it fit perfectly with the rest of her. Possibly even made her better, in some ways.

The scar was beautiful. She was beautiful.

"You're right." He finally let a smile through. He gently pressed his damp forehead up against hers. "I'm sorry I can be such an idiot. Thank you for making me realize." He looked down to the tub with the suds, and smiled.

"You're not an idiot, Gray-sama." She chuckled "You're perfect." She rubbed her hand along his scar.

He blushed and went in for a kiss, softly entwining his lips with hers. He held one hand up to her cheek, and caressed her.

"You too." He looked back down to the bath, his cheeks were tinted with pink.

"There's no need to be shy, Gray-sama!" She giggled and pushed herself onto him into a hug, causing him to fall furtger into the tub

"Are you trying to drown me?!" Gray exclaimed.

"Juvia would never!" She giggled some more and planted a kiss on his cheek.

"My lack of oxygen says otherwise." He groaned, stretching his neck for air.

Juvia let up a little, using her arms as support as she hovered over Gray. As she had herself on top of him, Gray looked up to her and her smiling, laughing face.

And he would take a million more scars if it meant he got to keep that face in his life.

[tinybirdartuk]

I love the waves of this one 😍 So I've been looking forward to using my new ribbon that I've had in my selection of goodies. I'm really quite found of this reel of beautiful white and navy grosgrain ribbon just waiting to be used. Its has a lovely weight to it and I'ts wonderfully nautical 🧜‍♀️ . . www.tinybirdart.com & my little etsy store 👉 tinybirdartuk . . #waves #sea #artistsoninstagram #painting #artist #epoxy #oceanbeach #tinybirdart #beachvibes #summer #sand #beach #ocean #blue #hearts (at Somerset, England) https://www.instagram.com/p/CeQDpAdscfP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[megamasterf]

I'ts a wonderful time for love !

[popculturebuffet]

Purpose (Comission for WeirdKev27

Philli and Zan's Place: Recently Repaired from the Moonvasoin a few weeks back

Philli: I brought your Pizza!

Papa Swans: For When You Need a Pick Me Up

Owlson: Just.. drop it into my mouth

Philli: Okay that was fun the first.. dozen times .. and still is. But you haven't worked since you finished training that nice young moonlander to take your place.

Got them a dog too from one of my rescues. Their a very good boy... it's also their name.

Owlson: (Just takes the bots and eats somberly)

Philli: Okay hun I know it's bad because you didn't even go into a mild rant over two people naming their Dog Good Boy.

Owlson: I don't have it in me. I've lost all purpose. I can't find another corporate sector job. I don't WANT to work for some idiot again, but after a YEAR of my life wasted babysitting that toddler driving a grown man's body that's all people think of me, all they want me to do. I don't have other options.

Philli: Sure you do. Your Zan Owlson. You just need to get out of your rut, get a shower, get out of this house

Owlson: Penthouse

Philli: And get some time to yourself. Well with me because i'm not letting you go.. and not just because I glued my hand to your back.

Owlson: (Casually takes off jacket

Philli: Whelp now I got a jacket hand again. Point is You need a break. Get recentered, and find something NEW to do. Your brilliant baby, you just need some time to recharge.. which I know is hard for you and your work flow had me convinced you were a robot for the first few months we were dating.

Owlson: What

Philli: But you just need to take at least ONE day off to rest instead of going all in or wallowing that that's not working kay? I have some.. business to do in St. Carnard. JUst come with me

Owlson: Isn't that the place from that "Darkwing" show you like that recently has had an unstable lunatic running around like he's the lead character?

Philli: He's not unstable, he just beat me to it. Just go with me okay?

Owlson: Fine

ONE TRIP ACROSS THE BRIDGE LATER:

Owlson: Well the infastructure is .. terrible but your right, I needed the break

Philli: I called it didn't I... (is looking around antisly at the rooftoop)

Owlson:... your "reasons" were wanting to see this weirdo in a mask weren't they.

Philli(wearing her own superhero outfit, The Phiting Philantrophist) : Mayyybe

Darkwing: (From a nearbye alleway) I'm not weird. I am the terror that... hey this is my turp

Philli: Oh i'm just visiting

Darkwing: Then can we team up I haven't gotten to do one of those.

Philli: Didn't you team up with Gizmoduck during the moonvasion?

Darkwing: (Eye twitching) Are you coming or not?

Owlson: Just go darling i'll be fine.

Philli: (smooches her cheek) you da best (Both heroes run off into the night)

Owlson: Okay what to do... (sees a crowd and a pig man at a podium) ohhhh political speech! Don't mind if I do.

Mayor Trumpcard: If elected I will keep things great like my hair,the giant statue of myself, that bridge I never finished, that literal road to nowhere, the zombie graveyard exibit I imported real zombies for that only killed three people last month, a new record low, and my...

Citzen: but what about the levy's? Their bound to break just like birdtowns!

Some Lady: And the schools. Billy brought home a billy club. That's not why I named him billy!

Old Man T-Rex: And what about that mad scientest turning people into dinosaurs!

Dr. Fossil: Yes what about him whose totally not me.. totally...

Yogi Bear: And er what about the hospitals.. the cafteria is attortious! And I don't even live here! I was just transportin a kidney that mysteriously vanished when I dropped it off a building.

Guy Bleeding Out: And I got shot yesterday.. by me but still the fact no one noticed say something about the city

Mayor Trumpcard: Those are excellent questions.. and i'm going to think about them while relaxing in the pool of money i've embezzled from this office. Good day (Runs)

Owlson: That's rediculous, a politician should be about the people. You fix levy's by putting pressure on the city's elitie to donate, I've put pressure on rich people my whole career. You just gotta work at it no matter how much gold or sharks or explosives or ottomans they throw at you!

You fix the schools, and the hosptail and this dinosaur transformatoin informatoin the same way! You work hard, you work deep and you work for your people's best intrests at heart!

Crowd: (Starts chanting) OWL LADY OWL LADY

Owlson: Uh .. it's Owlson.. Zan Owlson.

Crowd: Owlson for mayor owlson for mayor owlson for mayor!

Owlson: But I don't even live here.. but .. Philli HAS wanted to move here.. and ther'es so much I could do. What other problems do you fine people have?

Person: We've got a clown infestation in the road to nowhere... FERAL clowns

Owlson: Simply open up a new circuis, you have the staff you just need someone to run it.

???: Someone poisoned the water suply!

Owlson: Then try and filter fresh water from the ocean.

Can Can: The Ring came off my pudding can

Owlson: Then take my pen knife my good man

Crowd: Owlson owlson owlson

Philli: (Watching from the roofs) I'm proud of you baby (texts her)

Owlson: (reads)

Philli: WE CAN MOVE HERE. YOUR DOING AMAZING SWEETIE TALK TO YOU LATER

Cement Head: You know i'ts rude to text during a battle

Philli: It's rude to steal a bank

Cement Head: (Holding a bank) Touche

Owlson: (Beams proudly purpose found) I'm now announcing my offical canadacy as mayor of st canard

Trumpcard: (Puts mayor sash on her) I concede.. there's no possble way to win as that would require effort but if you want my money back you'll HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST (books it only to trip and be mobbed by the citzenry)

Owlson and Philli: (Beam at one another, a bright future ahead.

THE BEGINING: .....