#i'mterrible

[cannotthinkofanaccountname]

I know he was aiming for Margot, but ...

Kanduu = almost hits Isaiah Audience: Omg, you can't hit a kid! Kanduu: Shut the hell up, he's old enough to drive! Audience: His arm is broken! He's gone through enough! Kanduu: You're right, I won't hit him Audience = breathes sigh of relief Kanduu: - I'll shoot him Audience:

[fangirl-1523]

Counting Stars ~ Chapter 1

[Y/N]

|Lately, I've been losing sleep dreaming about the things that we  could be.|

Running. That's what I had always been doing. I had been constantly running from my past. The only two people who I believed to be my friends were (don't judge me) my twin sister, Robin, and my mother, Kelly. I should have known when I was younger that I wasn't normal. I was different. It was harder when I found out my father was a thief who believed he was Robin Hood stealing from the rich to give to the poor. Well, back to the running thing. Running seemed to be the only good thing I've done. I run away from danger. I run towards home. I run away from the dark.

The Dark past and the Dark secrets I keep.

Well, on one strange, most coincidental days of my life, I was running. Running away from twin sister (who coincidentally kept nagging me about some ubserd topics). Well, when I was running, I smacked right into someone, and I fell to the ground. The person fell down too.

"I'm so sorry about that! I wasn't looking where I was going." I got up before proceeding to help the boy up.

He had sandy blonde hair and very, very enchanting green eyes. He smiled at me as he took hold of my hand  as I helped him to his feet.

"Don't sweat about it, pretty girl. I didn't see you. I'mterribly sorry." he told me.

I was taken aback when he called me a pretty girl. Please don't blush. Please don't blush. Please don't blush.

"N-n-no, it's my fault. I wasn't looking where I was going. I wasn't paying attention." I told him.

Not that it mattered now. I got to bump into a pretty cute guy.

"Lloyd." the boy said.

I looked at him. "What?

"I'm Lloyd. It's my name. Hehe." The boy, now known as Lloyd, told me.

I was about to tell him my name when I spotted someone. Someone I really didn't want to see me at this moment. I smiked back at him.

"I have to go. Bythewaymynameis[Y/N]." I said the last part so fast I didn't know what I said.

It sounded like fhsjsvdkdheudhej or something along the lines of gibberish letters gibberishly stuck together. I scooted away from the boy before I made a beeline to somewhere no one would find me: The Ninjago City Public Library. Robin would never want to come find me in here (unless her manga finally came in).

[allroundlostcause]

I got this gorgeous thing from @spiketheforsakensoul​, @joannahunts​ and a nonnie – right back at you guys, you’re the best!

[shanghai-glam-blog]

#deanambrose #lmao #idk #Jongood #I'mnotdead #jokes #I'mterrible #and #bored #WWE #Jonmoxley #literallyme #me #measf #bruh

[wonderfest-gifts-blog]

#deanambrose #lmao #idk #Jongood #I'mnotdead #jokes #I'mterrible #and #bored #WWE #Jonmoxley #literallyme #me #measf #bruh

[itty-bitty-kids-blog]

#deanambrose #lmao #idk #Jongood #I'mnotdead #jokes #I'mterrible #and #bored #WWE #Jonmoxley #literallyme #me #measf #bruh

[misskiwisimblr]

I have a quiz and two assignments due at 11 and what am I doing? Scrolling down tumblr. 😑😑😑😑

[twdgkennyismylife]

Tell me why! Tell me what you want!

[ladybugnoodles]

Headcanon;

Ainsley’s mother is aware of her crush on Abe--that’s why she always finds something for her to do to force her to go into town because she knows Ainsley will make a side trip to see him LOL

[howtobebreefordummies]

I know I can't be the only person...

who sees one of those stories about a kids dying wish getting fullfilled, and it is something awesome and you think, "Man that's awesome I wish I..." and then you are like "No, NO, NO!!! I DON'T WISH THAT! I DON'T WISH THAT! Omgz, I'm the worst person ever. I just wished I was a dying kid just to meet my favorite celebrity/do something awesome, what is wrong with me." And then you spend the rest of the week thinking about how terrible of a person you are, and doing charity work because you need to wash off the shitty.

[erinmichelle1218]

I love Blimey Cow, and this really puts things into perspective.

[sarcasticbabywhispererjess]

I discover that my patient has fallen... again.

[quietfortitude-blog]

thatcameoutalotlongerthaniexpected

[doctordtenever]

Some people wish pregnancies on people but I wish herpes because you can't get rid of herpes

[wittyresponsecoming]

Ask and you shall receive. For the next three days, you're blind. Really blind. Crash into things blind. If the world dark? Light? You wouldn't know cause you're blind. Enjoy. Maybe someone will take pity on you...

"Gee, thanks. I feel so special."

[starbuttsing]

Have you ever had something that you thought was really neat, but then nobody else thinks it is?