#i'm very unwell

[imsofreakingtired]

You: Babe, babe, do the thing!

Sevika: [Genuinely smiles]

You, breathlessly: oh my god..

[hephaestn]

History Channel's Ancient Empires: Episode 1, Alexander the Great

[my-nameis-death]

SWAYMARK NATION, HOW ARE WE DOING!?

[janetbrown711]

I feel like my head is going to explode fr fr ugh

[neptiann]

Hey, don't think about how while Aziraphale is the only angel that dances, he (as far as we know) only knew the gavotte, so definitely don't think about him purposely learning the waltz-or-whatever-it-was for the street sellers meeting just so he could dance with Crowley. Just don't.

[louisapennyfeather2021]

LYLE TURN ON THE TV, THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON

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[deprecious]

Let me quit school and pay me to be smart in private please

[im-tempted]

I need to buy an old pulp version of Frankenstein and lay in a field

[scullysconstant]

Do not leave me, Claire.

7.03 | 7.15

[dollya-robinprotector]

That one event when PC sleeps in History class and wakes up with cum on their hand. It's not the only one, but, like......

No just let me delulu okay just LET ME THINK IT'S THE HIGH CONFIDENCE ROBIN and this is the premise we need for Somnophilia Ronin okay "no one seems to notice" BUT IF YOU LOOK TO YOUR SIDE HONAY MAYBE YOU LL SEE SOMEONE IS BLUSHING JUST LET ME DREAM PLEASE SOMNO ROBIN IS REAL AND I'M SO READY FOR IT.

[gintheghoul]

I think I'm having a mental break lol

[pleaseinsertwittyurl]

IWTV Characters as:

Toasters!

Anonymous request!

Lestat:

Insane. Does it work well? No. But who cares when it looks like that? She hasn't toasted a piece of bread in years but she will sit prominently on your counter nonetheless.

Louis:

Fun to look at but confusing to operate. Needs 3 different adapters to function. If you can figure it out it makes perfect toast every time. This toaster heats up immediately and takes hours to cool down.

Armand:

Petite and adorable but looks can be deceiving. Keeps toast in a cage while it cooks. Passed down from your great aunt. This toaster is a fire hazard and should be handled with caution.

Claudia:

Equal parts cute and effective. Tries to look complicated but really just wants to toast bread, and a lot of it. Can cook at two different temperatures simultaneously. The devil works hard, but this toaster works harder.

Daniel:

Still looks and works great despite being an antique. Only has two settings: burnt and more burnt. A strong exterior that can take a beating. This toaster is fine being a single slice machine, two slices are overrated.

Santiago:

A bastard creation with a cursed aura. Makes everyone uncomfortable and yet nobody can look away. Only looks like this to upstage the microwave. This toaster lives to make you uneasy.

Last one for the night (it's 5:30am help). I love doing these so please submit requests for characters/objects you'd like my take on!

[orb-weaving]

Recognition

[chronicowboy]

actually not ready for whatever profoundly devastating and romantic speech eddie is going to give buck to convince him he's not cursed. like imagine the fucking felisa scene but with six years of friendship and eddie's truly deranged talent for knowing the exact words to make buck fall a little more in love. all of this with his hand on buck's shoulder, thumb on his neck, by the way :)

[margoshvets]

Find yourself someone who would look at you the same way Bee looked at Breakdown.

[trashmammal-7]

It makes me actually sick how Aziraphale and Crowley love each other SO much but they just don't talk to each other about literally anything important. Season 3 better just be six hours of them finally, properly talking to each other istg.