#i'm trying to work at a cafe

[touchlikethesun]

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[aster-draws]

Identity shenanigans are a hallmark of all superhero fanfictions and i will never get tired of writing them.

This is from chapter 19 of my fic Better Halves (and other such falsehoods) which is like 100k (so far) of Tim and Danny being idiots like this please go read it it's a labor of love.

just the painted bit below the cut :) if you want it

[roaringroa]

they should make a life where you don't have appointments, work, school and scheduled events every single day for months on end

[pinipig]

fellas is it gay to be in love with your best friend

[akumanoken]

Late high school/ early university Souji...

No one is surprised he became a popular maid...

[sachermorte]

something something for all the reasons I'm undateable I think the fact that I lean into my fussy histrionics with all the commitment and adoration of a shakespearean actor doing a monologue is near the top of the list

[icewindandboringhorror]

While I don't know much about it, I would probably bet there are tons of issues with the cruise industry that would make me not actually appreciate it broadly speaking - HOWEVER, I do really love a lot of the interior design of some cruise ships.. How it's almost like a miniature city crammed into one area. Multiple sections with all different aesthetic designs, a variety of shops, restaurants, activity centers, community seating areas, communal use spaces (like gyms, laundry, pools, cafeteria/buffet (which I always love anywhere)), etc. etc. but then also everyone has a little nice clean comfortable looking space of their own to retreat back to if they'd like to be alone. Maybe it's something akin to the idea of 'walkable cities', where everything you could ever want to do is kind of right there just a short walk away? I also especially love how so much stuff is stacked on top of other stuff, a layered cluster of spaces, bright open atriums, and when they're set up with little walkways down the center between a bunch of rooms so it's almost like a mini city street with apartments lining it, etc.. They often seem like they'd be SUCH a cool place to live permanently, IF only something identical was just built on solid land instead lol

[hawkeyedflame]

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[keeps-ache]

[walks into a wall] [spins around and leans against it like i meant to do that] i have downloaded another program :)

[hotmess-exe]

i have, ofc, been doing my due stand-up diligence and writing joke premises down for the last year. and yet for some reason, instead of polishing any of that for class tonight, i am writing some new material about the presidential debate, liberal vs. conservative what-about-ism, and trans genocide 🙃

something about seeing alok v menon last night has me feeling SPICY

[thestrangestwatermelonofall]

i drank coffee today as a means to stay awake for the first time in my life, actually. And. I feel like I haven't felt this alert and awake in months. I feel so alive. At the same time, I'm tired. But I'm so awake. It's crazy

[there-will-be-a-way]

Starting to fall back in love with my life. Like yes, I'm not a functional member of society. I don't work. I haven't met many of the milestones you're supposed to meet. But I've made so many experiences that a lot of other people won't ever make - and, not to be full of myself but, they turned me into a pretty decent, social and kind human being. I may not be useful to the economy, but I matter a lot to the people I choose to surround myself with, and I know that I helped plenty of peeps in difficult situations, and honestly, this is worth so much more lmao. I'm proud of who I have become. I really am.

I'd rather be a light in someone's darkness than break myself trying to pay taxes and spend all my energy on trying to live up to expectations tbh

[16-pennies]

✨writing porn in public✨next to my dad✨

[closet-of-bones]

I have an obsession with slice of life au's that tell multiple characters stories and each character is linked in different ways like- it's slice of life but also drama and also mystery? hard to explain but I love them so much

[proteuus]

well all I can do really is show up run a bad shift and leave. what else do you want from me

[sepiasys]

Me when when me when me me when ok this joke is stupid HAI HELLOW shit I didnt mean to pu tthe w

Anyways akbdjans

Sent in a thingy? For a bakery; there's a lot of items on the menu which scares me <:33 Also it's smth I have to walk to bc there isn't close enough bus stops ig? It's a mile walk 😔

But is oki! I don't think they'll look at me or contact me anyways ^^; but I saw that they share local artist works and they also apparently make stuff as needed (paraphrasing) to minimize waste :3 Which I think is neat ^^ Much admirable >:3

It was vague about some of the stuff it listed for job? So in the case of ever actually talking I would probably ask about the specifics of those things ^^;; (has already forgotten what they were but yk I can still look at the site /lh)

I don't like being hopeful <:3 Also outwardly we are DYING STILL AKDBJSBS

"Mayhaps places will like me for my silly goofy demeanor that will definitely come off as charming and not cringe uwu" (ok the latter half of that was improvised BUT STILL XD)

Also lgbtq friendly :3