#i'm tagging this idgaf

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/��

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[beeduoo]

i really like that one tiktok

[wispurring-moss]

sometimes i feel like i'm really exaggerating their height difference when i draw them but then i have to remind myself that, no, they basically Are just Like ThatTM actually and it guts me every single time............. x'3c

[kagooleo]

johto’s champion and chronicler for the deity of the ilex shrine, it’s lyra!🌿

this one took me a while due to trying out different techniques (studying a Lot of art nouveau) and making a couple changes to her outfit (the details help), but I’d like to think she’s learned a lot in her journey and wanted to reflect her experience more in her champion fit

her specialty would be in fairy types and her meganium’s divergent evolution is grass/fairy 🧚🪷

and a bonus w/ the johto gang after the photoshoot!

[x-starshines-x]

they r very important to meeeeee

[thecruel]

crazy hand placement

[vvildside]

kabumisu dressing up as cure black and cure white from pretty cure for halloween just because I can

[digitalcarcrash]

save me toxic old man x otherworldly eldritch horror yaoi

[edible-emerald]

every time a ls!kaboodle hater posts in the "justkaboodle" tag an angel looses its wings

[silusvesuius]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tC94HZWKCs

[syaruru]

i think i need to start strictly compartmentalizing interpretations of stan pines because im able to see the appeal of him being a pansexual transman in the year of our lord 2025 but i also grew up in bars with my firefighter dad in new jersey & i vividly remember asking a bartender to put on gravity falls so i could watch the reruns leading up to weirdmageddon & some of the old guys LOVING stan, & i would meet so many scruffy sarcastic oldies after their shift at the firehouse who are *exactly* like stan in real life & felt really seen by idfk stan's single-dad sadness in legend of the gobblewonker

so it's hard sometimes to think about stan in a queer context sometimes when he occupies the same space to me as a now 68-year old guy named Joe Mort.

but fuckass Joe Mort & being transgender diametrically opposed in my brain bc he may just be the most cisgender person ever actually

stan is always some kind of bi or pan in every timeline though. divorced jersey men get that way after like 6 beers (which is, by new jersey fireman's bar standards: not many beers.)

it's is a dark place but... jersey also kind of rules! best state in the northeast i fear...

[opanchu]

it's a beautiful day out, yesterday i saw a deer

[aranryan]

Punch-Out!! Wii Boxers as Pokemon, as written by a die-hard Pokemon fanatic

Contents of post under cut. Hope you all enjoy.

1. Glass Joe - Smeargle

It was a tough toss-up between Smeargle and Masquerain for this one, but I ultimately settled on Smeargle, because I feel the goofy look on Smeargle's face matches Joe's overall silliness better than Masquerain would, and can have the ability Own Tempo which fits Joe better than Masquerain's Intimidate or Unnerve. It's also just as frail as Masquerain is, with pitiful defenses, neither of which stat reaches past 50, and mediocre HP at 55. Although Smeargle is nothing especial at all as a Pokemon, it's become a fan favorite amongst Pokemon fans for its cute and stylish design and its unique niche with Sketch, mirroring Glass Joe's individual charm and longevity within the Punch-Out!! series, despite being as weak as he is.

2. Von Kaiser - Haxorus

Whilst a fair argument could be made in favor of a Pokemon such as one within the Lillipup line or Drampa used to represent Von Kaiser, I feel Haxorus fits him best. They even look similar, with Haxorus' tusks matching Kaiser's moustache, and even their colour schemes are quite close! Haxorus is a fierce Pokemon with a high Attack stat, but it is severely underpowered amongst its fellow Dragon-types and often does not excel in any particular way due to its subpar Speed and defenses. Whilst a good Pokemon on its own and even ranked as high as OU in its prime in Gen V, it was quickly outclassed by other dragons and immediately weakened by the introduction of Fairy-types, which it struggles to counter. This parallels Von Kaiser's boxing history--once a fantastic boxer, now reduced to the lower ranks by age and rustiness.

3. Disco Kid - Kantonian Raichu

A spunky Electric-type Pokemon for a spunky, electric-personality guy! AND they're both blonde! I mean, I dunno, I don't have a complex explanation for this one. I can just so perfectly imagine a Raichu dancing around and just having fun like Disco Kid does. It's not a particularly strong Pokemon, but it has plenty of fans regardless.

4. King Hippo - Hippowdon

This one is pretty self-explanatory, don't you think? King Hippo, Hippowdon...they're just the same picture. A notoriously defensive Pokemon, Hippowdon's Defense stat perfectly mimics King Hippo's Title Defense fighting strategy. Hippowdon's primary benefit as a defensive tank is access to the move Slack Off, which allows it to regain health--and it's pretty obvious that King Hippo does his own fair share of slacking off too, as shown in his intro cutscene. Not only that, but Hippowdon can also learn Stockpile and Swallow via breeding--again similar to how King Hippo can eat masses of food in his intro.

5. Piston Hondo - Scizor

Come on, now. Don't they look identical? From the intense, determined expressions to the red-clad fists to the lean yet strong appearance. Scizor's moveset is full of setup moves that you could easily imagine Hondo would want to learn as techniques for battle in his intense training sessions. Not only that, but Hondo's quick punches are very much like the Bullet Punches which Scizor is known best for in the competitive scene, and are also similar to some of Scizor's other moves, such as Quick Attack, Double Hit and Vacuum Wave.

6. Bear Hugger - Greedent

I bet you were expecting me to assign Bear Hugger Ursaring or Ursaluna, weren't you? But I think Greedent is absolutely perfect for him. The name "Bear Hugger" doesn't necessarily mean he has to be a bear--and besides, it's a cute little nod to his squirrel buddy he fights alongside in Title Defense! Greedent is large and sports a cheeky grin just like Bear Hugger does, not to mention the bountiful fur reminiscent of Bear Hugger's beard. There's not much else to be said here, I think this one is pretty straightforward!

7. Great Tiger - Kantonian Persian

As majestic and self-assured as Great Tiger is, Persian is a fantastic Pokemon to represent him. Not only do they both have a flashy little forehead jewel, and both draw from feline inspirations, Persian's status as a Gen I Normal-type means it gets access to a whole lot of really interesting moves, including Thunderbolt, Icy Wind, Bubblebeam, and--in the case of a special event Meowth--Petal Dance, all useful elemental Special moves that fit Great Tiger with his magical prowess and his gathering of elemental power for his Title Defense fight. Daeen se.

8. Don Flamenco - Roserade

Another pretty self-explanatory assignment. Both have an affinity for beauty and style coupled with a rose association. Not only that, but Roserade's design and name pay homage to masquerade balls, a popular festive activity in Western Europe--which, of course, includes Spain, Don Flamenco's home country. (...they're more popular in Italy and France, but let's not worry about that.)

9. Aran Ryan - Shiny Jolteon

It just wouldn't be right for the lucky bastard to NOT be a Shiny Pokemon, would it? Jolteon's Shiny boasts shockingly (ha) similar colours to Aran's typical palette, with purple eyes and inner ears to match his gloves, and green fur to match his trunks. Jolteon's typical fighting style is also quite similar to that of Aran's in-game movements, as a very annoying fast pivot who chips away at opponents with Volt Switch and disappears back into the party before the enemy can even move. Even despite this, both of these little green nasties remain as fan favorites.

10. Soda Popinski - Salamence

Absolutely large and in charge, the both of them. Aside from pure muscle and size, the two share similarities in ability--Salamence's Intimidate is fitting for, well, Soda's appearance alone, but Moxie is a little more specific and accurate, Salamence's attack boosts matching the way Soda powers himself up with...soda. They're just two big and bulky beasts. It's plain and simple.

11. Bald Bull - Combat Breed Paldean Tauros

Just a total load of bull here. Bald Bull becomes a bull, simple enough. I picked specifically Paldean Tauros for the fact it's fighting type, though, and because of Tauros' brand-new move from Gen IX, Raging Bull, which perfectly parallels Bald Bull's fighting style. I also think, oddly enough, that the Combat Breed Tauros' blunt horns are a little more fitting for Bald Bull than Kantonian, Blaze and Aqua Breeds' sharper horns. This guy is pure muscle--he doesn't need sharp horns to put up a tough fight!

12. Super Macho Man - Druddigon

Bit of a weird pick, sure, but it's the American-flag-coloured dragon from the American region, just think about it! Plus, Druddigon is physically jacked--capable of shattering bouldars--and has massive Attack, just like Macho Man himself. Druddigon's Rough Skin ability is also reminiscent of Macho Man's rigid bodybuilder muscle--which I imagine would have absolutely no softness or elasticity to it, eugh. Being a typical Western-style dragon also means Druddigon would likely enjoy hoarding treasure, similar to the golden cosmetics Macho Man adorns himself with--not to mention his masses of wealth.

13. Mr. Sandman - Krookodile

Of course Mr. "Sand"man has to be a Ground-type. All jokes aside, for a strong, intimidating guy, you need a strong, intimidating Pokemon. And I mean literally--"Intimidate" is one of Krookodile's abilites, as is Moxie, an extremely powerful ability that raises its attack after every KO. Its hidden ability is Anger Point, which is akin to Sandman's temper but also similar to Moxie as well. Krookodile boasts an incredible range of devastating attacks, from Earthquake to Close Combat to Gunk Shot to Stone Edge, as well as an enormous Attack stat. A dedicated, all-out attacker is the absolute pinnacle of a Pokemon to assign to Mr. Sandman.

Let me know what you all think of my assignments! :D

[livingdeadhorse]

haiii:333 can u draw chishimondo trio with wombats pls ^.^ ???

mb I didn't know if you meant the wombat animal or the plush itself!!

vote 4 mondo and I draw 4 you

[ziggy-dunbar188917]

the woobification of Tim Drake is crazy

[zoochi-comic-humor-returns]

fallout fans can range from some guy hanging out being chill to people literally woobifying fascists