#i'm surprised i'm not fainting

[ritzy-biscuit]

💀WHAT IS WITH THIS WEATHER??💀

[lazylittledragon]

don't you love when you Just stopped feeling guilty about eating the things you like and then one of your parents drops the "i'm concerned about your diet"

[thegirlwiththeninjaturtletattoos]

Take a Ghosts(the TV show) AU Donnie

HHNNGGHH-

[kitasgloves]

rawdogging it in my literature class with 2 hours of sleep and an empty stomach gang gang

[kushanna]

what i usually think is that if you look at an anime character in a pretty standard anime style and your first thought is "wow, they're so hot" what this means is the universe had mercy on us in making them be originally depicted in anime cause if it had been any other style closer to reality or, dare i say, a live action, we could not have been taken responsible for the proportionally stronger feelings and sensations they would inspire in us. anyway, as i was saying, ushiromiya eva–

[kakashihasibs]

I am so glad emergency vets are a thing

[masquenoire]

"Icons only" + Dwight passed out on the floor but family guy death pose

Send "Icons only" and something for my muse to react toAnd I will show my muse's reaction using only icons (1-5) and no text

[non-un-topo]

A person needs to have at least a little time to just enjoy life and work on their hobbies or their brain will turn into oatmeal I can prove it you should have seen the sheer amount of spelling errors I made on this post before I fixed it

[crehador]

it’s been 84 years but tsurune is back and it was well worth the wait, first ep was every bit as gorgeous as you’d expect a kyoani show to be and got me hyped for the rest

honestly i’m kind of just head empty masa-san only right now so i’m just gonna leave this here and go

[copiawife]

sometimes i remember that the ritual actually happened and i got to see ghost live and i kind of freak out

[gaywithflowers]

Me after watching Thanks To Them and S3 a couple of times: I think I grew desensitized to Belos' horror tbh huh eh that's a bit disappointing I kinda wanted to still be horrified by him

After seeing a particular fanwork: holy shit I thought I was immune to this omg I think it's just canon Belos who can't scare me anymore??? Like he doesn't make my blood run cold or anything

Me after seeing the first half of For The Future: DAMN IM DEFINITELY NOT IMMUNE TO CANON BELOS HOLY SHIT I'm a bit nauseated ngl

Me a few minutes later, faint sound of a thread of a dying breath coming from my throat: oh- oh my- oh my gOD OH MY GOD HOLY f-uCk

/inhales/

I love how in every episode we are like this man can't get worse-

(and then)

Hoooooooly TITAN

Hooooly FUCK

YIKES just

BRO!!! DUDE!!!

[roboromantic]

my dad’s wife was lightly poking fun at him for pronouncing spend as if it rhymes with pinned and idk if my brother’s spent too much time in the Midwest or what, but he started getting in on it and insisting that they’re pronounced differently and like.

My Literal Brother you were raised in pin-pen merger country. what the FUCK are you talking about

[seascapesandsalt]

A lot of us have worse heat reactions since getting long covid as well, so if you have LC or have even been infected recently but don't know you have LC yet, be prepared for that, especially if you're hiking this summer. Personally I sleep with with an ice pack in summer now, and if I'm in the sun for more than a half hour at a time I'll end up with heat exhaustion.

if you are dealing with extreme heat or even just. moderate heat in your area right now. 80f/26c is when it starts getting toasty for a lot of people. if you are in a heat wave and you have not done yourself the favor of googling fucking "heat exhaustion symptoms" i am shaking you violently right now. look it up. burn the symptoms into your brain. heatstroke is no joke and it can and WILL sneak up on you before you're aware it's even an issue. ohh my god

[osaemu]

GOJO SATORU: ❛❛ YES, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, AND YES, SHE'S REAL! ❜❜

.ೃ࿐ streamer!au: what happens when your gamer boyfriend brings you on-screen for the first time?

contents: fem!reader. use of she/her pronouns + reader is referred to as gojo's girlfriend. toji slander bcs he deserves it.

author's note: everyone welcome streamer!gojo to the world! he'll be here for a while...

"oh, please," satoru laughs, leaning back and grinning at the screen in front of him. he tosses his hair, but it falls back into his eyes just seconds later. "no way you guys all thought i would lose that one. c'mon, have some faith in me!"

you watch satoru reply to the hundreds of comments lighting up the side of his monitor, smiling endearingly at the way he laughs at some and practically chortles at others.

it was only after the two of you started dating that satoru disclosed his streaming hobby, and to your surprise, he was pretty popular. thousands of people tuned in to watch him play some game or another every night, and well, it paid better than you'd expect.

satoru whistles, hands resting comfortably behind his head as a particular question catches his attention. "ah, do i have a girlfriend?" he muses, grinning as he shoots a quick side-glance at you. "yeah," he continues, snorting when what looks like a flurry of no fucking way's flood the chat.

he clicks his tongue disappointedly, shaking his head in mock disbelief. "what, did all eight thousand of you think i couldn't pull? thanks a lot," satoru deadpans, waving his hand and sighing dramatically. "i don't know what any of you mean. i'm a catch!"

you snicker at that, and your laughter only increases when satoru turns and gapes at you. he juts his bottom lip out, face sinking into an adorable pout at he crosses his arms. "even my own girlfriend's laughing at me," he mumbles petulantly. "hmph!"

satoru sticks his tongue out at you childishly, and you blow a kiss back. he pretends to faint before turning back to his monitor, quickly skimming the comments before he gasps. "what do you mean, she probably doesn't exist?!" he sputters, clutching his heart exaggeratedly.

the look on his face is priceless — imagine getting told by thousands of people that one, they think you can't pull, and two, that they don't even believe your significant other exists. naturally, satoru reacts as dramatically as ever. he pretends to ignore everyone in the comments before calling them out individually.

"oh, i see you, toji... fishy-guru," satoru gripes, wagging his finger at his screen. "my girlfriend exists and she's mine! don't even think about it." he pauses, squinting at the chat before correcting himself with an eyeroll. "fushiguro. whatever. either way, she's real and she's all mine."

satoru swivels his chair to face you, making an incredulous face as he gestures to the screen. "can you believe this?" he grumbles, ocean-blue eyes focused on you. "these guys don't think you're real."

you shrug, toying with the corner of his sheets as you smile back at satoru. he's so childish, but that's just one of the many things you adore about him. sure, he's an annoying brat, but at least he's a total sweetheart too.

your boyfriend extends his hand, beckoning you to come over to him. "c'mon, darling," he cooes, scrunching up his nose at you. "wanna help me prove these losers wrong?" satoru mouths please, and the puppy eyes he gives you are cute enough to convince you.

so you hop off his bed, running a hand through your hair as you stroll over to where he sits in front of his monitor. beaming like a kid on his birthday, satoru takes your hand and twines his fingers with yours.

smiling smugly, satoru pulls you on screen and into his lap, wrapping his arms around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder. you watch the chat erupt with she's real's and how did he pull a girl like her's and smile, flicking satoru's forehead affectionately.

he ignores the thousands of dumbstruck users in his comments and holds you close to his chest, adjusting his grip on your waist to make his lap as comfortable as possible for you. satoru's adoring eyes are fixed on you, only you, even as his chat explodes.

suguru-geto: haha i already knew

toji-fushiguro: how the fuck did a loser like him pull her?

yuuji-itadori: gojo has a girlfriend??? what did i miss??

[tinyghostotus]

Going to start to queue things up on this blog because I keep forgetting to do that + I might not be super active on here in April!!

I have a hospital appointment in April and I'm unsure if I'll be given meds or surgery. If it is surgery, I obviously will need time to recover which means I'll probably be unable to be online much during it

So I'm going to queue things up, especially for April, both just in case of and because I just want this blog to be more active in general,,

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

*leans over to speak with a local tool*

Yeah, like I'm gonna be sexually attracted like this to my sister.

I'm pretty sure I've met all my sisters.