#i'm such a simp for this man
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"He realized she could indeed be catlike. She could be as suspicious of others as a stray cat, but when there was food to be had she would come just close enough to get it, take as much as she could, and then she would be gone again."
if Jinshi just keeps "pspsps"ing enough surely it'll pay off???
#the apothecary diaries#jinshi#maomao#jinmao#gaoshun#kusuriya no hitorigoto'#my art#jinshi is such a simp and i'm honestly living for it#just finished book 2 and trying to decide if i want to jump right into book 3 or return to the disabled tyrant again first...#how does book 3 of apothecary diaries compare to 2? i found 2 a little underwhelming... not bad but not as good as the first#felt a little stagnant at times#does 3 pick up at all? or are we treading water?#anyway jinshi and maomao have an unparalleled dynamic and my heart feels for gaoshun who has a front row seat to it all#every time it describes him hitting his head against a wall or something fills my heart with joy#this poor man
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THE DOCTOR X READER HCs
saw this man in Dawko's Chapter 4 playthrough and immediately started simping lmao
CONTENT WARNING: mention of NSFW
Sex involves torture and degradation
Protects you from the prototype
Bluescreens when the reader kisses his TV
Is indifferent to the reader but still shows care
Likes when the reader sits in his lap
Got Yarnaby and Baba Chops used to the reader
Doesn't like when the reader wanders off from the lab
^ He's concerned for your safety but won't admit it
Likes the reader for their innovative nature and ability to fix things.
^ He would also be attracted to your looks (no matter how you look) and see the reader as a trophy.
In the unlikely event that someone else flirts with you, he would brutally kill them. He sees you as his and nobody else's.
^ He gets jealous very easily.
^ You can make up for this by fixing him, his robots, or something in his lab.
If one of the toys happens to hurt you, they will pay dearly.
Reader is also morally gray and less empathetic.
#the doctor x reader#Harley Sawyer x reader#Dr. harley x reader#Dr. Harley Sawyer x reader#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 4#poppy playtime chapter four#the doctor#fanfic#headcanon#x reader#fanfiction#monster fucker#monster love#slasher headcanons#slasher x reader#slashers x reader#Dr. Harley sawyer#dr harley sawyer#dr harley#dr sawyer#chapter 4 spoilers#slasher fic#fic#Harley x reader#Dr. Sawyer x reader#we just met this man#and I'm already simping for him#aspd thoughts
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wait can i come too
I just wanted to say, while I appreciate so very many idols, and I bias quite a few-
I will leave everyone behind for Kang Yeosang.
That's all.
That's all I had. Just wanted to share. 🤍💜🤍
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This man. Right here.
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Happy Birthday Lucifer!!!
Edit: ai disturbance overlay added
#obey me lucifer#obey me my mc#obey me mc#obey me nightbringer#obey me shall we date#obey me x mc#obey me x oc#obey me fandom#obey me fanart#obey me funny#i'm not late#You're late#It's still June 6th somewhere#i think#I love sheep mc oc#my oc art#my oc stuff#oc artist#digital artist#my art#artists on tumblr#small artist#i love this man#And he must love me too#Cause he always comes home#And I love him for it#That latest birthday devilgram#Woo doggy#wish he was real#He's a simp
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I'm a strong believer in Penelope being the one who did stupid embarrassing shit in order to impress Odysseus who kind of just took a look at her blushing disheveled just-ran-into-6-walls face like 😌 yeah I want that one
#epic the musical#epic odysseus#epic penelope#penelope of ithaca#odysseus#odysseus of ithaca#epic the ithaca saga#She is the chaotic one who fell first i will die on this hill#Also bc we never really see this in women which is a shame#Odysseus is a man worth simping for#I'm just saying#epic odypen#odypen
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Dead, deceased, I'm gone.
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#harmony simps#ALHAITHAM I'M SORRY#but.. but.. amphoreus!!#they know what they're doing man#PHAINON WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU—#amphoreus#phainon#hsr
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fromage will graham is so babygirl princess i need him so bad
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#literally one of my fave outfits on him#can't believe he was looking this pretty on national tv 😩😩#hugh dancy#will graham#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannigram#fromage#hannibal shitpost#i'm such a simp for hugh dancy#need that man like air fr
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there's somethin about maid eito and bookworm yakumo
After i drew ⤴
i woke up the next day and said, NO. I NEED BALANCE!!!!
theeeere we go
#theyre sio exstupido#maid eiden walks into the room and i fall to my knees in supplication#anything u want kittymaideito. i'll sayt the stupid chants over my omuyrice. i'll do a little dance for u#yeah. so i get the . yakumo losing his life savings to his fave charming maid#it's a horrible addiction. this maid cafe habit of yakumo's#in a universe where they don't yet know each other#and yakumo falls into a spiral of throwing all his cash at eidream#once eiden finds out that yaku's entered Maladaptive Territory with the visits#you know. like. the man's actually struggling to keep his finances afloat bc he's too busy buying out eiden's entire stock of photos#then eiden will do that 😬 my guy i'm worried about u . like. i'm not worth spending your tuition money. pls.#cocoa is all: yeah... as much as i want the cafe to be successful idk how i feel about customers getting evicted bc of us#aster is all: YOU FOOLS!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU TELL A LOYAL CUSTOMER TO *STOP* SPENDING?!?!?!?#cocoa and aster debating in the back room about the ultimate goal of customer Happiness vs squeezing these simps for all they're worth#yakuei#nu carnival eiden#nu carnival yakumo
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what’s your favorite clone and why? 😼
I gotta be that guy and say I really like them all. i loVE EACH ARCHETYPE THEY KINDA RESEMBLE
Sekido [in my head] has a mean exterior SO loud it makes you forget he's working with the others to actively protect the main body and has faith in their abilities. He gets annoyed at his younger counterparts cause he knows they're not using their full potential... I also really like how he's both very proper and improper, like a thug in a meeting or something... so cool.... Also, him taking the leader role and everyone going with it has big bro vibes.. oldest bro vibes.
cult leader loves tsundere guys.
Karaku [in my head] is the thrill seeker type who's more than willing to be the most annoying man around for the sake of his entertainment and living in the moment. He plays around rather than disposing of someone immediately like a fucking psychopath. Even if late, he knows when to get serious and when to tone down his antics. he still gets fucked over by playing with his opponents too much.. I like that he's not stupid, he's reckless. mega "cool big bro" aura.
cult leader loves shameless guys.
Urogi [in my head] is obnoxious and loud, boastful even especially when he's either screeching or talking, never entirely silent. While he does fight on his own, he'd drop everything if given an order and try his best to comply. also a troublemaker... like a younger bro who never really has responsibilities but does them when told so he can go back to doing wtv he was doing before. Like he's just there to have a good time. He's also not stupid, just excitable, then he gets cocky, then gets his shit rocked.
cult leader loves arrogant himbo guys.
Aizetsu [in my mind] is extremely sassy and gives passive aggressive vibes and prefers to deal with conflict swiftly because it's bothersome and makes him upset. He might look cute and weak, but he's scary. While he's sensitive, he's no pushover and will also cut pretty deep. He's definitely the younger brother who's trying to constantly get out of trouble by seeming like the angel.... It's also interesting because he never sugarcoats his words. He twists them in a way that makes him sound helpful and you, pitiful.
cult leader loves cute manipulative guys.
Zohakuten [in my mind] is a little hater who's most protective of everyone but, more importantly, the main body. He sees himself as a decent guy going against injustice for a man who's just trying to survive. Like a little bro who's stubbornly wrong about something he doesn't fully grasp. Also he's just so hilarious?? it was not necessary at all to insult your opponents looks then tell tanjiro to get over it cause the dead weren't relevant to him. How can someone so disrespectful come in a small package..
cult leader loves the brat trope.
Urami is pretty similar to hantengu, imo, just angrier 😔😔 not many opinions, but I do find it amusing to imagine he's very passionate 24/7
#null rot#hantengu clones#Hantengu#sekido#karaku#urogi#aizetsu#zohakuten#dizzieskizze#cloaked cult member#sighs whistfully... mostly everyone gravitated away because they haven't mastered the art of having absolutely no fucking content....SIGHSS#id try to list their traits in my mind to rank but id go in circles of 'but i love the gap of sekido..' or 'but karaku can be so petty'#or 'but urogi is so scarily excitable' or 'but aizetsu is like a brick shithouse trying to be cute'#or 'but zohakuten is the little terror wherever he goes...' AGH AGHHH AGHH I CANT CHOOSE. thEYRE ALL SO GOOD.#punches ceiling#ig the least favorite is urami bc i cant think of anything for him...... sorry big old man..........#they're all very cute in their own ways and I'm the mf who's always trying to find a harem route 😭#Aside from my simp brain theyre all really complex to me and i really fuckin like that. i cant choose orz#at least you know i put my heart into all of them#DO NOT SEPARATE#ILL FUCKING DIE BRO#ITS A BUY ONE GET ALL DEAL HERE#null gospel
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Wrecker simp rambles
People be praising Hunter for being a dad and Crosshair for being a big brother while forgetting Wrecker was Omegas biggest supporter from day one. He saw this kid throw food at another clone for their sake and didn't hesitate to get up behind her all protective and later on threw hands for her (also because he likes it but he wasn't let someone intimidate a kid)
And even more important he was the first and only one being like this is a kid: she needs a place to sleep and some privacy. Like he not only provided her own private place on an already limited ship, no he made sure everything was soft and padded and made it cozy with fairy lights. He was the only one like yeah a kid shouldn't be sleeping in a pilot chair or bare ass none padded shuttle bunks. He also was like I'm sure this is a lot for her. Let me give her my emotional support plushie, since she'll need it more right now.
Also like when they crash landed in that moon. And he actively forced himself to stop outwardly panicking cuz yeah maybe don't tell the kid that they gonna die.
Through the whole show Wrecker was the one providing constant positive physical touch (hugs, shoulder rides etc), feedback (little high five during meeting cid) and little routines like getting mantel mix . Like sure it kinda is played off like a joke cuz haha wrecker likes food but broskies. Omega is a kid and a clone and at least on screen no one went out of their way to treat omega like well a child to that extent early on and give her some amount of actual normality.
Also like when Cad Bane kidnapped her Wrecker immediately was there to comfort her or tell Tech to watch it after the Zillo incident. Like hands down if someone deserves parent of the year it's Wrecker
#the bad batch#star wars#clone force 99#Tbb wrecker#Eyes rambles#Yeah I'm a wrecker simp#But this man got treated dirty#In the whole show#Like bro I don't give a shit about Hunter being the dad#Wrecker carried omegas mental well being
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I know I post this one everywhere, but can you blame me?
Gotta love this man! 😵💫
It's already out there without the ai disturbance, so here u go. Highest quality I can manage.
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Y'all ever think about how sexy Sanguinius' back must be? Like he has these additional muscles for his wings, but the wings mean his back must be toned asf. Like watch him roll his shoulders, and the muscles in his back ripple, the way a wing moves when he readjusts his position... the way his spine dips between his wings, god just imagine being able to touch and feel all those different muscles, massaging it as you relieve tension he didn't even know he had...
#simp posting#cw suggestive#sanguinius x reader#I love backs#I cannot lie#I spent an hour on discord last night just simping over Sanguinius' back#I feel like people here would enjoy it#sanguinius#warhammer 40k#warhammer 30k#primarchs#my sexy bird man#I'm a lesbian but my god Sanguinius makes me question that sometimes
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No, I don't portray Crowley as having a weird fascination with Aziraphale's blue eyes because I also have a weird obcession with them, what do you mean? *sips my caprisun*
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#i have a weird obcession with blue eyes in general mind you#i blame colin o'donoghue on that front btw#agh but aziraphale's eyes truly are gorgeous jesus christ#i could not _not_ make crowley fascinated by them because by god they are in fact fascinating#michael sheen your genes are blessed#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#aziraphale/crowley#ineffable husbands#anthony j crowley#aziracrow#spencer speaks#david tennant#simping over blue eyes? i hardly know her#just be happy i'm finally writing something where crowley isn't crying okay let the man be happy#at least for a bit until i make him cry again#crowley x aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#ineffable idiots#good omens fandom#writers on tumblr#gay#extremely gay#crowley and aziraphale#gomens#call it wip wednesday
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SPOILERS FOR 2024 JP BIRTHDAY CARDS
Stinky emo boy PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY❗❗❗❗
He looks just like how I imagined he would dress to stay at his bedroom and I adore itttt. I foresaw the baggy pants, the premo shirt, his groovy being him at his room with some sort of device in hands and his bigass forehead shown <333
THE EMO BANG COVERING ONE EYE OMGGGGG JESUS HE LOOKS SO FINE AND EDGY 😩😩😩😫😫😫😫😫
Bet that was his usual get to go hairstyle when he was 13-15 he went through edgy wattpad/AO3 phase and never looked back. I do not like he's wearing the full track-suit because he reminds of a 60↑ something character who also wears blue/orange tracksuits and it gives middle aged unemployed or PE teacher vibes in general but then again what was I expecting from Idia. Tho his outfit really fits the hikikomori "style"? Like that's something people picture depressed people who isolates themselves wear indoors and I guess it makes sense Yana would go down that route. I still wish he was the type who wears over the top cutesy or otaku clothing even if it was only when he's not in public because he likes idols and cutesy anime (In Epel's hometown event he talks about an old anime about friendship among young girls so it was probably a shoujo marketed to kids or women) so I believe it would make sense he owns stuff like that and was proudly wearing it but ig that's why hcs and fanarts are for ✨
#♡ — shut up Noko#it's so embarrassing I desire this greasy cringe man#but that's ok we're both cringe geeks#how I explain to someone who asks me why I'm smiling at my phone who I'm looking at without exposing myself as a loser simping for a loser#🫠#thanks for coming to my ted talk#I HAD to write down my normal thoughts about him. The other ones can keep residing in the shadows for another time#idia shroud#twst jp spoilers#twst spoilers#twisted wonderland spoilers
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it's been a while on my rewatch, but i'm watching the fake wedding case and... can we just talk about how shinichi's reaction is so different in the anime compared to the manga?
bland. boring. WHERE IS THE FEELING IN THIS. just. No.
THIS THO
SMITTEN. BESOTTED. A TRUE SIMP. JUST LOOK AT HIM. HE'S A BABY YOUR HONOUR. BABY IN LOVE!!!!
bonus: shinichi peeking at ran with a blush on his face at this bit (and ran blushing too, pretty please)
We Were Robbed.
#detco posting#detective conan#anime#manga#shinran#my beloveds#detco watching#la junk talks#the images are from ep 449 and chapter 535 for anyone who wants to know#i'm OBSESSED WITH SHINICHI JUST. HE'S SO IN LOVE?#HE FREAKING BLUSHED JUST IMAGINING THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE IN A WEDDING DRESS???#me just thinking about his face in topical land as he imagines confessing to ran AND ABOUT TO KISS HER IN HIS DAYDREAM?#NOW THAT IS A BESOTTED MAN. SMITTEN. HEAD OVER HEELS.#it feels like we were ROBBED#sometimes i think the anime does a better job than the manga#but not in this particular instance#the fact that you cannot tell at a glance how much of a simp shinichi is for ran is a crime A CRIME!!!#me on my current reread: i will so make a collage of all his simp moments. I SO WILL. *GNAWS ON LAPTOP*
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