#i'm sorry my humor is this bad
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Speaking of Shimazaki, I learned a lot about myself this week making these terrible memes so I could drop them in the discord chat as I made my friends watch MP100. What I learned was, I have a terrible sense of humor (actually I already knew that, I just didn't realize it was this bad) and that the only thing I enjoy more than watching Shimazaki kick ass, is Shimazaki getting his ass kicked. (I'll have more of these for next week when we get to Serizawa's stuff! Sorry!)
#mp100#mob psycho 100#shimazaki ryo#shimazaki ryou#sorry for my terrible humor and my outdated memes#ryou shimazaki#ryo shimazaki#i have to tag every spelling because i won't remember which one i used#personal#jade's blorbos#mp100 spoilers#also the irony is not lost on about how bad i am at image descriptions on a post about a blind man i'm trying my best#img desc in alt text#long post#really though if anyone has any constructive feedback on how i can get better at image descriptions#please tell me!#i probably need to take a writing class or something i am SO bad at words#what i specifically arranged these in the least annoying way possible so it wouldn't make the post too long#and it changed it to them stacked on over the other#i'm sorry i don't know why
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You talk so much about people calling the sf24 a tractor but you do the same with the rb20 exaggerating the issues etc
I didn't call the RB20 a tractor. My issue is I just don't think the farm tool analogies are funny for a car that's won races. You're free to disagree.
And I stand by my critique of the RB20. I end up having to defend the SF-24 more simply because people love to specifically shit on the Ferrari car the moment it isn't perfect.
#also I have barely talked about the RB 20#and like exaggerated??? when did I exaggerate#I just pointed out flaws#not saying the SF-24 is perfect either I just think it's better#they are very close but yeah idk sue me I'm a little biased and the results do ultimately speak for themselves#idk I just find that particular joke to be repetitive and annoying#esp because it just doesn't make sense when people call a race winning car that#like to me that's reserved for actually bad cars#again you're free to disagree but you can't make me find it amusing or like it#also I have only a few posts about this? is that really “so much”#now who's exaggerating#and I really have never understood why people always seem to feel called out simply when I say I don't like those jokes#like you can make them#I jsut don't think you're funny???? come up with something better?????#please I like self deprecating humor but I need something to spice it up a bit#idk maybe I have missed your point entirely#I'm in the middle of watching spn so if it went over my head sorry lucifer is on screen atm and I got distracted#anons#salty anons
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I'm gunna give u Huggies in da future >:)
(Working on smth)
In the what?????? /j
aaaaaa i'm so excited to see it!!!
#the amazing world of gumball#tawog#ask#ask box#my humor is so bad i'm sorry you had to witness that lmfao
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why must I cry so much.
#vent#I don't mean this in a dramatic way or anything. I just. cry a lot.#and it's annoying.#my parents aren't the cause for it- school can be anxiety ridden but I get over it sooner#but me?#ohohohoho I blame myself for making me cry so much#i come up with the world's worst “what ifs” and “whys” then I cry a lot and refuse to talk.#sorry for venting publicly. I wanted it out of my system.#might make this private someday.#it feels wrong sharing it to others.#this is half-humorous half-serious because joking a little makes me feel less bad.#I'm sorry.#also#thanks.
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I want to delete my account.... disappear for a bit........ but I WON'T I WON'T I WON'T I PROMISE
#💭 — ⌗nervo rambles . ★#I'm my worst enemy atp HAHA#Idk a fresh start does SOUND nice#but this user is like. mine#it's ME#my identity if you will#and I also have a lot of memories here and while it is a messy account (which bugs me..... I wanna clean it out so bad but it's HARD)#and I'm going to see family on Thursday and we're coming home Sunday I believe#which is rlly cool bc I don't see those family members a lot#but my mental exhaustion..... It's tiring to interact irl#and online interaction is a lot easier for me personally#aaaand ik I'll probably get irritated a lot get frustrated lock myself away bc of that all#you get the point#my thoughts also say that if I were to disappear here it'd take a bit for ppl to notice/they wouldn't care that I'm not on the platform any#BUT IK IT'S NOT TRUE#I seek validation too much I'm gonna be completely honest#I want to know ppl would miss me I want to know I make a difference here but yk#my account always dies for a bit when I'm on some kind of break 💔💔#I was abt to get wayyy too deep there HELP#yeah probably gonna delete this list in a few hrs I always cringe at them later on bc of the stuff I say in tags#I'm too much of a yapper and share too much online#but nobody sees anyways#and me saying that stuff makes me call myself an attention seeker istg 💀💀#sorry guys 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏#I'm trying to make this humorous and not too serious 😞😞
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I made this dubious meme A WHILE ago. And I still laugh at it like a madman. So I figured I should share it
#i think fatal familial insomnia is one of my favorite prion diseases#not to say these are not bad of course#but this one easily can be a name for some badass heavy metal band#also Philip telling Hunter about their family but only about deadly genetic diseases that they all share is just the morbid humor i crave.#LOOK IN THEIR EYES AND ASK YOURSELF HOW MUCH SLEEP THESE TWO ARE GETTING PER WEEK.#THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE GOING TO DIE VERY SOON.#prion diseases#i'm so sorry#toh#hunter toh#emperor belos#belos
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fatphobia under the guise of "concern" for one's health is still shitty, regardless of "good" intentions.
#captain's log#fatphobia tw#can't believe this is a hot take#but bigotry is bigotry#and if anything this kind of fatphobia is more frustrating#i'm not fat but i gained weight bc of medications and shit#and my dad keeps wanting to limit my consumption of sugar and fat#and he uses science as proof#but it's bullshit#science is bigoted as hell towards fat ppl#worst part is everyone is like this#fatphobia is not always gross out humor making fun of fat ppl#it's the ppl that disguise it as 'concern' and 'care'#when they're just being complicit and feeding the mentality#that gaining weight is bad#and you will be horribly punished for it (like developing diabetes type 2)#ok sorry for the long rant i just got pissed#long tags#ranting in tags#personal#(the diabetes thing btw is fake. you won't be diabetic for eating too much sugar)#(it's blatant misinfo)
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you don’t have to answer this ask but wow how are you supposed to be the bad guy fucking apologizing for reacting badly to being told to kill yourself?? i hate this website
well okay hold up i never said i was the bad guy. i said there were misunderstandings on both sides and that i was sorry for an issue in one part of how i handled it. just one.
#ask tag#not counting#like um. i do understand that maybe this person's sense of humor is way different then mine okay#but like. they said that they didn't mean it legitimately and once they saw it was haarmful they apologized#for me to say ''i am glad i understand your side of the story and you understand mine'' i am not saying i'm the bad guy#there's really no ''bad guy'' in this situation as i see it because the world is more nuanced then that y'know#like. sometimes people have a sense of humor that you can't pick up on. it doesn't mean you shouldn't state your point of view#and say ''that wasn't how i want people to talk to me and i also won't let you do that''#also the only part i really ''apologized'' for was that i used a term for them that was uncomfortable#i assume for gender reasons. and i understand where that comes from. if someone called me ''girl'' while arguing i wouldn't like it#whenever i said sorry after that i did my best to try and word it in a way like ''i am sorry this happened but it's not my fault''#like how when. idk. someone's grandma dies and you say ''sorry for your loss'' you're not saying that you killed their grandma#you're just saying that you feel bad that the thing happened but not that it's your fault#and yes. i do agree that the situation may have been fixed if they just said it was a joke but hindsight is 20/20 right?#anyways. that's my take on the situation.#and like. idk. if they apologized and told me how they saw it. i'm gonna believe them because i have had WAY more malicious people here#like idk. there have been anons who have said wayy worse and there's no discernable reason for why they would#like that one anon who told me that i should get my arms chopped off or something. idk. i deleted it before i could commit it to memory#and that was on purpose#but like. my point is. there's worse people. and if i focus all of my energy about being mad over a person who made one joke in bad taste#idk just seems like a waste of time#at least that's my perspective on the situation. never said i was the bad guy. just sorry it happened#also sorry it happened so late at night for me! i need an ibuprofen and a bagel now
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napoleon movie was not good tbh
#script was not good didn't make a good use of history & didn't really justify being 2hr40min long imo#it had some nice cinematography in parts but.#idk maybe I'm just being mean but even as a long historical movie enjoyer i wasn't a fan#thoughts#i felt like sometimes also it was trying to do that sort of modern humor slant to history thing which Can work (eg the favourite) but didn'#also it was weird abt the french revolution in a way I didn't rlly enjoy but I'd have to chew that one over before making any serious crit#& my knowledge of napoleon is v patchy so I can't really say anything there except it didn't really feel like it developed him much at all#which. idk how. it feels like it should have done#overall an extremely meh altho sometimes pretty film tbh. idk#<- i did smile seeing the rain at waterloo though thank you victor hugo she is like a celebrity to me#sorry adding more as I wait for the bus but. how do cut the entire peninsular war & invasion of italy etc etc & still have it drag#also again i felt like the dialogue was quite bad but maybe I'm being too mean#esp bc the other people in the theater did seem to enjoy it ajskdjkgky. so who knows#wait i Will say that I did quite like the mysuc though. that was good.#*music#also we got a ship interior w middies at the end#the french revolution bit really did leave a bad taste in my mouth though
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Do you know why Alexis is going to die?
Because it's sol-aire clan
#(sole-hier)#I'm sorry#Ik it's bad#Oh no my humor.. It's broken#redacted asmr#redactedasmr#redactedverse#redacted alexis#redacted william#redacted vincent
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future husband's gonna have to tolerate my death wish jokes and morbid humor otherwise we won't be able to work.
#I'm sorry my love im just trying to cope#would be even better if his humor was as dark as mine#when you think you're getting better but you're getting worse#like a sharp fucking decline#so much so that I don't want to talk to anyone about it#at this point i wear myself like a bad omen#death of peace of mind alright#dahlia's last two brain cells#ebonirants
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Magenta.
#“fibromyalgia isn't that bad!”#(◡‿◡✿) (ʘ‿ʘ✿)#look bruh I'm not a disney princess like pocahontas#i can't paint with all the colors of the wind#but i can sure as shit paint with all the shades of your blood#someone hold my flower (ʘ‿ʘ)/✿#imma chasing after this guy like a cougar sticking its hot teeth into the ass of a deer running across the plain#i dont care if i am flaring up i will crawl like a zombie that lost its lower half until i have you cornered in a bathroom stall and#ill bite the ever loving fuck outta ya#sorry I'm pissed and get creative with violence and humor#magenta
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whatever. look at my bg character right neow (they/them plspls).
#merlin.txt#so far my thoughts: besides my own technical difficulties (this game was not meant to run on a cheap 6 year old built in pc)#ive been having soooo much fun. its been such a blast going around doing things#u can tell its made by the same pple who did dos:2 bc a lot of the humor and character/plot writing is super similar#not a bad thing imo. just interesting#also i was going into this game thinking that i would love the vampire guy but i Immediately found him insufferable. sorry ast#i'm reconciling my thoughts abt him though by imagining the Deeply funny hatefucking him and my pc are going to do#anyways besides that. gale's my fav.
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Endrali's terrible sense of humor strikes again; Arcann's being all sincere and chivalric and she's just "I meeaannnnn, you've saved my life at least as many times as you tried to kill me, so I think we're good?" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I love her. (And I'm glad Arcann does too, even when she does nonsense like THIS.)
#queen rambles#writer stuff#ardrali#i'm so sorry arcann#you happned to get my muse with a genuinely awful sense of humor#not one of the''likes bad puns'' type#GENUINELY bad sense of humor
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Omfg someone tell me why my best friend called me simply to say that the wedding venue she wants is available, that she's so happy I introduced her to her partner, and - direct quote - "I'm also glad you set me up and not the other way around because it would be impossible to find someone to set you up with"???
#It's her humor#She said it was a joke#But also that it isn't wrong#AND WELL BITCH I AM SORRY I'M EXTRAORDINARY AND REQUIRE AN EQUALLY EXTRAORDINARY COUNTERPART#MY BAD BRO#it kinda funny tho#Especially because she then hung up#She a scorpio#so a lil problematic#🫣😂
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What transphobic think trans people are planning: Now we are going to make surgery necessary in order to be a part of the community. Cis kid will be forced to enjoy sterotypal activities for the other gender. We will erase gender!
How a trans person actually sounds like: Today, I found a gender neutral bathroom, and I was going to cry for happiness. A friend of mine told me that, after all, I didn't deserve to burn in hell, and everybody was celebrating him as a hero. I hoped that I could experiment a little bit more in my past instead of being forced to only do things related to my assigned gender. Can you please stop killing us? Sorry if I'm asking too much. Changing take time. Keep asking me personal questions. If you don't harras me, I think I can describe my genitals to a stranger, right?
#and transphobic#still think they're the victims#all of the affermatione are phrases I heard IRL#I'm not inventing anything#trans#transgender#transphobic#TERF#trans humor#LGBTQIA+#sorry if my english is bad#lgbtqia#why can't people understand#lgbtq#please stop say that#is really that difficult
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