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thejadearia · 8 months ago

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Speaking of Shimazaki, I learned a lot about myself this week making these terrible memes so I could drop them in the discord chat as I made my friends watch MP100. What I learned was, I have a terrible sense of humor (actually I already knew that, I just didn't realize it was this bad) and that the only thing I enjoy more than watching Shimazaki kick ass, is Shimazaki getting his ass kicked. (I'll have more of these for next week when we get to Serizawa's stuff! Sorry!)

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yurki-posts · 4 months ago

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I'm gunna give u Huggies in da future >:)

(Working on smth)

In the what?????? /j

aaaaaa i'm so excited to see it!!!

#the amazing world of gumball #tawog #ask #ask box #my humor is so bad i'm sorry you had to witness that lmfao

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c00kietin · 8 months ago

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why must I cry so much.

#vent #I don't mean this in a dramatic way or anything. I just. cry a lot.#and it's annoying.#my parents aren't the cause for it- school can be anxiety ridden but I get over it sooner #but me?#ohohohoho I blame myself for making me cry so much #i come up with the world's worst “what ifs” and “whys” then I cry a lot and refuse to talk.#sorry for venting publicly. I wanted it out of my system.#might make this private someday.#it feels wrong sharing it to others.#this is half-humorous half-serious because joking a little makes me feel less bad.#I'm sorry.#also #thanks.

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nervocat · 5 months ago

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I want to delete my account.... disappear for a bit........ but I WON'T I WON'T I WON'T I PROMISE

#💭 — ⌗nervo rambles . ★#I'm my worst enemy atp HAHA #Idk a fresh start does SOUND nice #but this user is like. mine #it's ME #my identity if you will #and I also have a lot of memories here and while it is a messy account (which bugs me..... I wanna clean it out so bad but it's HARD)#and I'm going to see family on Thursday and we're coming home Sunday I believe #which is rlly cool bc I don't see those family members a lot #but my mental exhaustion..... It's tiring to interact irl #and online interaction is a lot easier for me personally #aaaand ik I'll probably get irritated a lot get frustrated lock myself away bc of that all #you get the point #my thoughts also say that if I were to disappear here it'd take a bit for ppl to notice/they wouldn't care that I'm not on the platform any #BUT IK IT'S NOT TRUE #I seek validation too much I'm gonna be completely honest #I want to know ppl would miss me I want to know I make a difference here but yk #my account always dies for a bit when I'm on some kind of break 💔💔#I was abt to get wayyy too deep there HELP #yeah probably gonna delete this list in a few hrs I always cringe at them later on bc of the stuff I say in tags #I'm too much of a yapper and share too much online #but nobody sees anyways #and me saying that stuff makes me call myself an attention seeker istg 💀💀#sorry guys 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏#I'm trying to make this humorous and not too serious 😞😞

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otome-corner-cafe · 8 months ago

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Lucas: So here's the trouble I'm having with my job right now. I'm told to "make a living." But I'm a serial killer! So all I know is how to "make a killing"! Scien: Booo! That joke sucked! Lucas: NO ONE ASKED YOU!

#virche evermore #virche evermore spoilers #virche evermore incorrect quote #lucas proust #scien brofiise #i came up with this dumb joke #i'm so sorry my fellow virche fans to expose you to my bad humor

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paskuda-lynx · 8 months ago

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I made this dubious meme A WHILE ago. And I still laugh at it like a madman. So I figured I should share it

#i think fatal familial insomnia is one of my favorite prion diseases #not to say these are not bad of course #but this one easily can be a name for some badass heavy metal band #also Philip telling Hunter about their family but only about deadly genetic diseases that they all share is just the morbid humor i crave.#LOOK IN THEIR EYES AND ASK YOURSELF HOW MUCH SLEEP THESE TWO ARE GETTING PER WEEK.#THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE GOING TO DIE VERY SOON.#prion diseases #i'm so sorry #toh #hunter toh #emperor belos #belos

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homunculusalphonse · 11 months ago

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fatphobia under the guise of "concern" for one's health is still shitty, regardless of "good" intentions.

#captain's log #fatphobia tw #can't believe this is a hot take #but bigotry is bigotry #and if anything this kind of fatphobia is more frustrating #i'm not fat but i gained weight bc of medications and shit #and my dad keeps wanting to limit my consumption of sugar and fat #and he uses science as proof #but it's bullshit #science is bigoted as hell towards fat ppl #worst part is everyone is like this #fatphobia is not always gross out humor making fun of fat ppl #it's the ppl that disguise it as 'concern' and 'care'#when they're just being complicit and feeding the mentality #that gaining weight is bad #and you will be horribly punished for it (like developing diabetes type 2)#ok sorry for the long rant i just got pissed #long tags #ranting in tags #personal #(the diabetes thing btw is fake. you won't be diabetic for eating too much sugar)#(it's blatant misinfo)

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punctuation-completionist · 10 months ago

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you don’t have to answer this ask but wow how are you supposed to be the bad guy fucking apologizing for reacting badly to being told to kill yourself?? i hate this website

well okay hold up i never said i was the bad guy. i said there were misunderstandings on both sides and that i was sorry for an issue in one part of how i handled it. just one.

#ask tag #not counting #like um. i do understand that maybe this person's sense of humor is way different then mine okay #but like. they said that they didn't mean it legitimately and once they saw it was haarmful they apologized #for me to say ''i am glad i understand your side of the story and you understand mine'' i am not saying i'm the bad guy #there's really no ''bad guy'' in this situation as i see it because the world is more nuanced then that y'know #like. sometimes people have a sense of humor that you can't pick up on. it doesn't mean you shouldn't state your point of view #and say ''that wasn't how i want people to talk to me and i also won't let you do that''#also the only part i really ''apologized'' for was that i used a term for them that was uncomfortable #i assume for gender reasons. and i understand where that comes from. if someone called me ''girl'' while arguing i wouldn't like it #whenever i said sorry after that i did my best to try and word it in a way like ''i am sorry this happened but it's not my fault''#like how when. idk. someone's grandma dies and you say ''sorry for your loss'' you're not saying that you killed their grandma #you're just saying that you feel bad that the thing happened but not that it's your fault #and yes. i do agree that the situation may have been fixed if they just said it was a joke but hindsight is 20/20 right?#anyways. that's my take on the situation.#and like. idk. if they apologized and told me how they saw it. i'm gonna believe them because i have had WAY more malicious people here #like idk. there have been anons who have said wayy worse and there's no discernable reason for why they would #like that one anon who told me that i should get my arms chopped off or something. idk. i deleted it before i could commit it to memory #and that was on purpose #but like. my point is. there's worse people. and if i focus all of my energy about being mad over a person who made one joke in bad taste #idk just seems like a waste of time #at least that's my perspective on the situation. never said i was the bad guy. just sorry it happened #also sorry it happened so late at night for me! i need an ibuprofen and a bagel now

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fluentisonus · 1 year ago

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napoleon movie was not good tbh

#script was not good didn't make a good use of history & didn't really justify being 2hr40min long imo #it had some nice cinematography in parts but.#idk maybe I'm just being mean but even as a long historical movie enjoyer i wasn't a fan #thoughts #i felt like sometimes also it was trying to do that sort of modern humor slant to history thing which Can work (eg the favourite) but didn'#also it was weird abt the french revolution in a way I didn't rlly enjoy but I'd have to chew that one over before making any serious crit #& my knowledge of napoleon is v patchy so I can't really say anything there except it didn't really feel like it developed him much at all #which. idk how. it feels like it should have done #overall an extremely meh altho sometimes pretty film tbh. idk #<- i did smile seeing the rain at waterloo though thank you victor hugo she is like a celebrity to me #sorry adding more as I wait for the bus but. how do cut the entire peninsular war & invasion of italy etc etc & still have it drag #also again i felt like the dialogue was quite bad but maybe I'm being too mean #esp bc the other people in the theater did seem to enjoy it ajskdjkgky. so who knows #wait i Will say that I did quite like the mysuc though. that was good.#*music #also we got a ship interior w middies at the end #the french revolution bit really did leave a bad taste in my mouth though

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darlin-collins · 2 years ago

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Do you know why Alexis is going to die?

Because it's sol-aire clan

#(sole-hier)#I'm sorry #Ik it's bad #Oh no my humor.. It's broken #redacted asmr #redactedasmr #redactedverse #redacted alexis #redacted william #redacted vincent

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sadkidwarexpert · 9 months ago

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future husband's gonna have to tolerate my death wish jokes and morbid humor otherwise we won't be able to work.

#I'm sorry my love im just trying to cope #would be even better if his humor was as dark as mine #when you think you're getting better but you're getting worse #like a sharp fucking decline #so much so that I don't want to talk to anyone about it #at this point i wear myself like a bad omen #death of peace of mind alright #dahlia's last two brain cells #ebonirants

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savage-rhi · 7 months ago

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Magenta.

#“fibromyalgia isn't that bad!”#(◡‿◡✿) (ʘ‿ʘ✿)#look bruh I'm not a disney princess like pocahontas #i can't paint with all the colors of the wind #but i can sure as shit paint with all the shades of your blood #someone hold my flower (ʘ‿ʘ)／✿#imma chasing after this guy like a cougar sticking its hot teeth into the ass of a deer running across the plain #i dont care if i am flaring up i will crawl like a zombie that lost its lower half until i have you cornered in a bathroom stall and #ill bite the ever loving fuck outta ya #sorry I'm pissed and get creative with violence and humor #magenta

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vampyroteuthid · 1 year ago

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earlier i said i don't like comedy movies and my siblings were like ohhh that's ridiculous what do you think is a funny movie what makes you laugh. like ??? i don't know i don't watch movies to laugh and comedy is probably the most obnoxious genre to me. that being said what will actually make me laugh is star trek

#i did not say that though because i would have gotten roasted like a fucking broccoli #i'm still annoyed about it tbh why do any of you give a shit if i don't like comedy. sorry my sense of humor is advanced #aka only unlocked by bad scifi #like i will watch things that feel more cozy or low stakes or whatever but comedy is so facetious and annoying to me #ugh whatever it's 3 am and sleep does not feel near to me #me

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merlinmerlot · 1 year ago

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whatever. look at my bg character right neow (they/them plspls).

#merlin.txt #so far my thoughts: besides my own technical difficulties (this game was not meant to run on a cheap 6 year old built in pc)#ive been having soooo much fun. its been such a blast going around doing things #u can tell its made by the same pple who did dos:2 bc a lot of the humor and character/plot writing is super similar #not a bad thing imo. just interesting #also i was going into this game thinking that i would love the vampire guy but i Immediately found him insufferable. sorry ast #i'm reconciling my thoughts abt him though by imagining the Deeply funny hatefucking him and my pc are going to do #anyways besides that. gale's my fav.

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queen-scribbles · 10 months ago

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Endrali's terrible sense of humor strikes again; Arcann's being all sincere and chivalric and she's just "I meeaannnnn, you've saved my life at least as many times as you tried to kill me, so I think we're good?" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I love her. (And I'm glad Arcann does too, even when she does nonsense like THIS.)

#queen rambles #writer stuff #ardrali #i'm so sorry arcann #you happned to get my muse with a genuinely awful sense of humor #not one of the''likes bad puns'' type #GENUINELY bad sense of humor

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swampndn · 10 months ago

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Omfg someone tell me why my best friend called me simply to say that the wedding venue she wants is available, that she's so happy I introduced her to her partner, and - direct quote - "I'm also glad you set me up and not the other way around because it would be impossible to find someone to set you up with"???

#It's her humor #She said it was a joke #But also that it isn't wrong #AND WELL BITCH I AM SORRY I'M EXTRAORDINARY AND REQUIRE AN EQUALLY EXTRAORDINARY COUNTERPART #MY BAD BRO #it kinda funny tho #Especially because she then hung up #She a scorpio #so a lil problematic #🫣😂

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