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Hi!! Could you do prompts 50 and 53 for Zoe Benson x fem reader please?🏳️🌈❤️
YAS QUEEN SLAY!
Zoe is definitely on the list of my favorite characters of this season and sorry it took me too long to write, I needed to think of a good plot for her hahahaha
Let's do this!
(Sorry for the overposting, guys, I'm just getting rid of all the asks I had not written before!)
Enjoy!
Requests reopen!
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50. "let me unzip your dress, please." 53. "don't hold back."
"Wait, I don't know if I really want to do this."
You looked at Zoe, turning to be on her side instead of on top. You had been dating for a long time and already had a certain degree of intimacy to do certain things. But, of course, there was the limitation of powers, as you were rising witches and were learning to control your powers and magic.
"We don't have to if you don't want to," you assured her in a whisper, your hands coming down as if her legs were a stepladder.
"No, (Y\N), I want to, but…" she bit her lip, touching her face as she tried to contain herself. "I mean, you know what can happen if we have sex, don't you? I don't want to hurt you."
You two looked at each other for a while, and then you went back to kissing, because you knew that just one kiss would be okay. But her hands went down without her noticing, and when you both least expected it, Zoe was already sliding her fingers down your back, almost touching your butt.
"Everything okay?" you asked, interrupted by your own labored breathing. Zoe nodded, looking into her eyes, and seemed to be overcome with a surge of courage.
"Let me unzip your dress, please", she asked, whispering, making you melt all over. The proposal came out natural, which made you think that she wanted all that as much as you did.
Without a second thought, you sat back and let Zoe start unzipping your black dress, courtesy of the Academy, then her lips brushed across your neck and shoulders, giving you goosebumps like never before.
But, of course, all good things come to an end, and Zoe quickly returned to the real world, eyeing you with a mixture of concern and doubt. You could be pretty sure it was because she had never slept with a girl before if you didn't know your girlfriend.
"It's okay, babe, don't worry," you whispered, looking sideways at her. "I know you would never hurt me."
Zoe hesitated. "We can stop, you said that…"
"And what do you want?"
Zoe smirked suddenly and took a deep breath, pushing your hair out of sight, so she could kiss your skin again, her head seeming to move from side to side, as if she was in denial.
And you had no choice but to give in to her.
The whole thing was good at first, although you could sense that Zoe was still a little unsure. But it was always like that with you, when she kissed you, it was always calm and careful, hoping that none of her skills would cause harm, or that it would make matters worse for the other girls at the Academy. She would hate to have to explain to Cordelia about your relationship, even though you have the Supreme's full support.
"Don't hold back…", you whispered, noticing that Zoe was getting bothered at not being able to do what she wanted.
And then, finally, things heated up between the two of you. She kissed you more intensely, bit, and penetrated your entire body with everything that was still alive and energetic in her. The fear and trauma disappeared from the witch's mind while you had sex, and, after reaching the climax together, Zoe held you, hoping to see your reaction up close, even more worried about what would come.
Luckily, you looked better than ever.
"I told you so," you whispered as you brushed the hair off her sweaty forehead. "I told you, you could never hurt me. Not even if you wanted to."
She was silent, but nodded and kissed you more quickly now, still holding your face.
"I don't want to. Ever," Zoe whispered back. "I love you. I love every single thing about you, and I never doubted that our love would be greater than any power. I was just… I was just worried because I don't know what I would do if I lost you."
The two of you kissed for the umpteenth time and then unwound into another round of lovemaking. Now, at least, with the certainty that neither of them would die in the process, thankfully.
#lgbt#romance#oneshot#fluff#ahs x reader#american horror story#zoe benson x reader#zoe benson#taissa farmiga x reader#this is my attempt of a good smut#i'm sorry i tried#sorry for the time it took#keep sending zoe requests i love her
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81. Who are five people you find attractive?
This is harder if i leave out the obvious people so that's more fun, if challenged to think of people i tend to forget anyone I've ever seen in my life
1. Jacob and Julia from drawfee lmao (counting them as one so i can have variety in this answer)
2. Megan thee stallion has been in some great photoshoots lately 👀
3. Matty Matheson
4. Kristen Ritter
5. Man idk the hairy dad i saw at the beach earlier
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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
(I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post#tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then#anyway once again i'm sorry#i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone#i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper#because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.
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THE BOY SAVIOR ⏱️ THE BOY WHO SHATTERED TIME
#Arcane#League of Legends#arcaneedit#animationedit#loledit#Ekko#*mine#THE BOY THE MYTH THE LEGEND!!!!!!!#and i'm sorry i know these gifs look hideous#like i tried man i really tried#it was just near damn impossible to color these scenes 😫
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So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.
#not vc sorry#bird#birds#aves#raptor#hawk#red shouldered hawk#i think. might be wrong on that id#accipitriformes#birds of prey#honestly a really cool guy so close up#I'm happy i wasn't attacked. i would not want to fight a guy that big.#talons on this bird were huge. big scary.#I've never heard of large predatory birds just landing in front of people like that so i don't know what gives#it didn't catch any food or anything. just landed near me then stared me down.#I don't know a lot about bird behavior so i tried to not look back at it but still.#it also didn't look injured. seemed like a healthy bird#if anyone has any idea why this thing would act the way it did I'd love to know
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and what if they got married. what then
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowlach#shadowheart#karlach#i'm barking and biting them#you know karlach would RUN down the aisle she'd be so excited#next shop restock is going to be exclusively shadowlach prints i don't make the rules i'm sorry#i love women#shart being tiny is so important to me actually#idk why but i really struggled designing a dress for her#i tried to emulate the style of her camp clothes?? i think she'd like one of those panelled corsets
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Always use "excuse me" if you have to get into someone else's personal space.
Someone at the store is standing in front of the shelf where there's a can you want to grab? Don't just reach into their personal space without warning, say "excuse me" or "pardon my reach" first so that they at least have a warning that someone is about to reach into their personal space, and most importantly, so that they have a chance to move before you get into their space.
Or if someone is standing on a walkway or in a doorway you need to get through, don't just silently shove past them or squeeze past them, say "excuse me" so that they have a warning that a someone is about to squeeze or shove into their personal space, and they have a chance to move out of the way before you do you.
People deserve a fair warning if someone is about to squeeze or shove or reach into their personal space. A lot of people are not okay with having someone, but especially a stranger, randomly shove or squeeze or reach into their personal space without warning. They also deserve a chance to move out of the way first for the sake of their comfort.
Try to avoid just staring at people who are in your way and expecting them to read your mind that you want them to move. Most people cannot, in fact, read minds, so having someone stand in front of them and stare at them often only leads to making them feel uncomfortable and frustrated.
But also more importantly, if you are standing somewhere someone needs to get to, and they say excuse me, you should move aside for them even if just temporarily, so they can avoid the discomfort of having to reach into your personal space or squeeze past you.
If someone is saying "excuse me" it's because they would like you to move because they don't want to have to get into your personal space, whether it's out of respect for you, or just because they themselves are not comfortable getting in your personal space.
All of this goes double for people with trauma and/or people who are neurodivergent. If someone has trauma related to abuse or assault they may find it more upsetting or possibly triggering to suddenly have someone shoving or reaching in their personal space without warning.
Or, many types of neurodivergence can make it especially disturbing and unpleasant to have someone else in your personal space, especially without warning.
You can never be 100% sure who is and isn't traumatized and/or neurodivergent, so always practice respecting other's personal space by giving them a fair warning with "excuse me" or "pardon my reach" before getting in their personal space, and moving aside when you hear those magic words. Or, even if someone isn't traumatized nor neurodivergent, it's still fair to not like someone in your personal space without warning and not being given the opportunity to move first.
#manners#politeness#courtesy#good manners#etiquette#I'm so sorry I really tried to make this one shorter I really did#I trimmed the fat as much as I could but this was as short as I could bring myself to make it#Where I live most people will just shove into your personal space without saying anything#or just stare at you until you get the hint and move#and I hate it so much#Especially because I am both neurodivergent and have PTSD so I really hate people staring at me and/or shoving in my personal space
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posting this with absolutely no context
#am i a cryptid now? i log on like once in a blue moon to post cringe and then leave again#ace attorney#apollo justice#tikki#random stuff#my stuff#ooookay okay okay okay. anyone reading the tags can have a LITTLE context‚ as a treat#so. sitting on my ao3 currently is an unfinished fic with exactly this premise#i want to finish it so bad. it haunts me every day. people leave such nice comments and everything#but i just have no motivation. trust me i've tried#i thought that perhaps drawing it might finally kick my brain back into gear#i'm so sorry readers i'm sorry i WILL finish it i promise it's not abandoned#it was so much fuuuuun#tikki are you seeing this. cringefail author who keeps playing video games instead of writing lmao#anyway goodbye friends i am gone again. logging off once more
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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid
#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts#what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here#like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age#dragon age origins#alistair theirin#alistair x warden#can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats#tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude#it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj#I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me#(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol#nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side#she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically
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THE GREENS were the faction of House Targaryen and their loyalists who supported the ascent of Aegon II Targaryen as King of the Seven Kingdoms during the Dance of the Dragons and the years that preceded it. (x)
#tvedit#userlj#usermali#userhann#userzoya#tusererika#gameofthronesdaily#welighttheway#usergif#greenedit#hotdedit#house of the dragon#**#*gif#*hotd#hotd spoilers#i haven't done a blended set in a while#if this looks bad i'm sorry i tried :<#will do one for blacks as well of course!!
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Guess who drew this instead of doing my thesis haha.....
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#doodley#i'm not sorry for the pickle SJ lmao#anyways. i hope they don't have same face syndrome; this took so long to draw#oh and!! i tried making LBH have both of his parents characteristics!!!#artists on tumblr#digital art#illustration#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#sv#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#shen jiu#luo binghe#shang qinghua#mobei jun#liu qingge#liu mingyan#yue qingyuan#sha hualing#ning yingying#ming fan#tianlang jun#su xiyan#zhuzhi lang#gongyi xiao#i think this is the first time i draw most of the characters here lmaooo#i never draw most of them back in 2018-2019
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MACHINE. I had a nightmare. Can I sleep in your room tonight?
#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill gabriel#gabriel#ultrakill shitpost#shitpost#shitposting#shitty meme#i'm sorry#i tried to make it so that he was in front of the door but for some reason when i insert an image into ms paint#all of the transparent background turns into pitch black and i dunno how to fix it#so he's off to the side lurking in the darkness
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Ego how do u draw the shroud bros hair? Its so hard 😔
Atp i might as well draw them bald😭🙏
I don't draw them at all consistently (let alone anywhere near on-model), so I'm not sure how helpful this will be. :') but I can share how I break it down, if that helps at all!
standard disclaimer that this is just how I draw them, take from it what you will, et cetera and so on and so forth. I really don't draw them close to canon at all, so this is sorta specific to my process, I guess? (and I am SUPER bad at putting things into words, so my apologies if this all comes off as a bunch of incomprehensible "you just, you know, ~*~*draw it*~*~" nonsense. 🫠 I can make no promises, but I'll try!)
I always start by establishing the shape of the skull and roughly where the hairline is -- the Shroudbros especially don't look anything like themselves without their hair, it's terrifying. :(
really can't overstate how much drawing hair is helped by thinking about it as different sections! even you have a less cartoony art style, it helps a LOT to start out with it as big, simplified shapes and then breaking it down more and more as you go.
the thing about their hair in particular is that the closer it is to their face, the more hair-like it is, and then it gets progressively more fire-y as it goes back. so their bangs pretty much act like regular hair! Idia has long, downward-and-outward-swooping bangs in that classic Yana M-shape, while Ortho's are shortier and spunkier (they kinda, uhhh, "lean" more to his right in general).
Idia also has these little short spiky sections that cover his ears and ring around the back of his head. these also act more like regular hair than fire.
them they have these big sections that are brushed back from their bangs and stick up -- this is where their hair really starts acting more like fire, so it doesn't have to be super consistent, just getting some nice flame-reminiscent shapes. I think of it as being in three sections: a bigger center flame, then two sections of smaller flames that kinda frame that center one. (I tend to treat this bit as being kind of flat/frond-y, although that's probably not really how it's supposed to be. ( ᐛ )
then I kinda just...fill in the back of their heads with more flame-y shapes that layer over each other. Idia does consistently have this one longer curvy bit that sticks out on his left; otherwise I just try to keep his hair feeling brushed back and with that sorta downward swoopiness he has in general, with just the little flame-ends sticking up. Ortho, meanwhile, has shorter clumps with an upward swoopiness (and note that his hair is under his headphones, so it gets a little compressed by them).
Idia's longer hair is where it gets to be, like, just pure fire, so it's all about whatever Shapes I feel like doin'! it kinda just...flows down from the back of his head, if that makes sense? sorta like a cross between water and a stream of fire. (length-wise, it goes down to either the back of his knees or down to his feet depending on which reference you're looking at...it really isn't super consistent, so I'm not either. :')
and that's how I draw their hair! I don't usually shade it beyond that just 'cause I'm lazy, but the shading does help sell the fire effect a lot -- their hair shading uses a lot of curvy and weird shapes that darkens from the center of their hair clumps out, with highlights/transparency on the tips (and just a little bit where hair highlights would normally be, to get the feeling of the curve in there).
SO yeah, hopefully you're able to get something helpful out of all this! 🙇
#joseimuke games are serious business#i tried :( i'm sorry#i'm not just being cute when i say i'm really really bad at explaining things#and. look#we have well established at this point that i should not be giving out any kind of art advice#but idk. if you can pry anything helpful out of there you'll be doing better than i
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JIMIN & TAEHYUNG ↳ are you sure?! | episode 3 for @jung-koook ♡
#jimin#taehyung#park jimin#kim taehyung#vmin#soulmates#bts#jungkook#btsedit#btsgif#gif#bangtan*#bangtanedit#userkelli#usersky#annietrack#userdimple#raplineuser#rjshope#tuserandi#useremmeline#usermaggie#underbetelgeuse#dailybts#are you sure?!#sadklaçsdas i hope you like this baby ♡ tysm for the request!!!#i'm sorry it looks a little weird 😩 tried my best in my lunch time 😥 lol#I LOVE YOOOOOU#i probably messed up on grammar and placements i'm sorry for that 😔
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GHOST // CHAPTER 18: WHAT A FIASCO!
#the band ghost#frater imperator#papa emeritus iv#sorry more gifs. i'm just. still here#his little anxious hands :'))))(((((#i am holding them and rubbing them gently!!!!#also the way these shots are misaligned will haunt me#i have tried to crop and match them as best i can but!!!!#we move#anyWAY. i love him so very much#my gifs
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Whenever I drew Connie with a single dandelion behind his ear this scene was playing in my head like wii channel music.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowheart#connecticut tav#bg3 tav#comic#i was near burn out while making this#or more like i had a small breakdown while making the last page#but turned out i forgot to take my meds that week oops#aaanyway#shart eventually learns how to make flower crowns#i have this idea that for their wedding they make the crows for each other#consistency in art style? i dont know her#you can see how i tried to do the simplified style and then abandoned it halfway through#that's what you get for working on something for almost a month#i love the feeling of finishing a comic#but goddamn it's so much work#that's a lot of tags sorry#i'm actually nervous about sharing this one ough#moonbird
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