#i'm sorry but i'm not sorry

[velvetwilde]

spencer would probably take you in the most degrading way, then he would tell you how pretty you are and how pretty you look while he ruins you.

[wiverly]

DC LOOK AT ME

[yuri-the-boxfox]

This is kind of dumb and the drawing isn't the best but I tried

[tadaxii-i]

WOLFSTAR ARE ACHILLES AND PATROCLUS AND STARCHASER ARE HELIOS AND ICARUS

[shortcakelils]

Do you have any cute lily x cuphead headcanons?

Of course I do man hehe (I actually made a list just for this ask cough cough)

Both are very touchy with each other

They’re extremely flirty and they find it funny, usually ends with one of them melting (80% of the time it’s Lily)

Lily remembers a lot of small details about Cuphead

Lily always forgets hair ties at work, so Cuphead brings some for her (despite not needing them himself)

Karaoke night together every night rararara

Often go to flower fields in their general area

Holds hands almost all the time

Lily’s the big spoon, Cuphead’s the little spoon (they switch on rare occasions)

Lily follows Cuphead almost everywhere

Cuphead finds it annoying but cute

Both are very feisty and protective (more so Lily than Cuphead)

Y'all are gettin some angst too hehe

Warning for mentions of Alcoholism, smoking and fighting!

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Before their relationship, Cuphead unintentionally missed all of Lily’s hints or blatant giveaways to her feeling, so much so that she almost gave up

When they fight, it’s either joking or extremely intense (never to the point where it gets violent though)

After intense fights, they both just leave each other alone for a few hours

Lily thinks over other things she could’ve said with different scenarios, sometimes wondering if she was being dramatic, she may also hold back tears even when she’s alone

Cuphead on the other hand, tries to forget about it by distracting himself or convincing himself that everything’s fine; suppressing his feelings. Sometimes he turns to drinking or smoking to cope

Both have concerning jealousy problems

Lily becomes nervous when they’re apart for too long (around a week or two)

Cuphead pushes Lily away whenever he feels a bit too intimate or vulnerable with her, leading Lily to believe he doesn't want anything serious or he's doing it for fun

(these were hard to come up with without making it too angsty, extreme or contradicting jhkjhjhk)

[edenorisshitposting]

How can anyone look at Bambi Thug's reaction to the results, and not think they're fucking pathetic?

For someone whose entire aesthetic and messaging revolves around being a super scary non-binary freedom fighter witch, they sure did get reduced to tears for losing a popularity contest to some 20 year old From A Place

[bionicle-ramblings]

Me: I need to stop picking on Vakama

(As I write a post and pick on Vakama😅😅)

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024).

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

[sergle]

this tweet is making me choke to death

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[kiryuing]

[hypertechnica]

is this anything

[seagiri]

when did this happen???