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alechans-cutetickles ยท 2 months ago
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MR KRAAAAAAB..I HAVE AN IDEAAAAAAAA
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lgbtlunaverse ยท 1 month ago
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While I think the moment in cql where Meng Yaoโ€“ still bleeding from a stab wound in his chest btwโ€“ realizes Lan Xichen is in danger and decides to save the man who was so kind to him in cloud recesses is cute and all, nothing will ever beat the book for me. Little bookkeeper civilian Meng Yao, who has not had a serious chance to make his dreams of being a cultivator come true in fucking years, out of nowhere gets the fucking sect leader of Gusu Lan dropped right in his lap?
It's such a great example of Meng Yao's multilayered motivations to me. Because is civilian Meng Yao thinking of all the ways he can use this? Of the fact that having a great sect leader in his debt is the best thing that could happen to him? Duh. Obviously.
Is he very purposeful about appearing to Lan Xichen as a kind young man full of untapped potential, brave and willing to put his life on the line even though he really doesn't know so much about about cultivators, no sir, except a little he picked up here and there, because you see his fatherโ€“ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ Of course he is!
But the way through which he does that is... by actually saving Lan Xichen's life, at no doubt significant personal risk. The way he makes Lan Xichen believe he's kind and selfless is by... being kind and selfless. Just because he's doing it on purpose doesn't mean he's not doing it.
Is it lying if you want people to think you're nice and so you're nice to them? Isn't that just called being nice? Yes, he is very purposeful about how he appears to people, and very carefully crafts an image based on what he wants them to think of him, but most of the time he does that simply by... actually being the kind of person he wants to appear as. He still did the kind things he did, regardless of his motivations for doing them.
#mdzs#mdzs meta#meng yao#jin guangyao#lan xichen#rs: i wish it could've been you#I think for a guy like nmj the reason this 'fakeness' is scary is because it makes him unpredictable#meng yao COULD be nice to you because he wants you to think well of him and the best way to do that is simply being nice.#OR he could be planning to kill you later. you have no way of knowing which one it is.#but like... the existence of the latterโ€“ while obviously very troubling!โ€“ doesn't really make the former manipulation in and of itself#but both people in universe and the fandom frustratingly often take it as such#'i want this person to like me so i'm gonna be nice to them' <- this is not manipulation. this is just interacting with people.#anyway this dual motivation probably also applies to show meng yao. who is scrambling to find something else now that he's been banished.#but the reason the novel grips me so much is little civilian a-yao doesn't even *know* lan xichen yet.#it's the journey of this at first being very inpersonal- both as an opportunity and as a heroic act#(the impression he's giving being that he saved a stranger because he's just that kind of person ๐Ÿ˜‡)#and over the course of their time spent hiding together becomes... very very personal.#meng yao coming in with a very general plan that he could charm any kind of person with and slowly adjusting it to fit lxc#but how is that so different from just... getting to know a person and realizing what kind of relationship you want to have with them?#I also just think it's cute to have a-yao get bonked over the head with the realization that this guy is so fucking NICE what the FUCK?#no way he's this lucky. good shit doesn't *happen* to him where's the catch with this guy??? hello???#lucky of course both on a personal level and for his practical goals. i loveeee both sides of a-yao's brain screaming in tandem
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mithrandirl ยท 2 months ago
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thought about writing then decided to just have a panic attack instead haha
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bisxualbucky ยท 3 months ago
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thal-ent ยท 6 months ago
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Having a very Bad weekโ„ข
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eldergremlin ยท 10 months ago
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lae'zel waking you up at 3 in the morning because she doesn't understand what falling in love feels like and is having concerns about itโ€ฆ
look, you're hot, but i don't care how good the sex was. i am fucking sleeping and you need to go. ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ”ช if my eyes are closed, don't talk to me.
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alltimefail-sims ยท 1 year ago
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Putting the finishing touches on build #3 (woooooo!!!) and I realized that every build I've done so far has some variation of a sun room/greenhouse. So... I'm sorry if that isn't your thing! Turns out it's my thing, apparently! ๐Ÿ˜‚
I promise I will not include a sunroom, screened-in-porch, or greenhouse in build #4! I actually have no idea what I'm going to build for build #4, but I will have to figure that out in the morning!
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beatlesforsale ยท 2 years ago
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LSD is one hell of a drug to do with people who you connect with on an emotional level holy hell.
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sewerfight ยท 10 months ago
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i have tourettes where I say sudden funny things but never any slurs because I am good boy ๐Ÿ˜‡ I have OCD but not the one that makes me really concerned about piss and shit but the movie one that makes me line things up properly nice and neat because I am a good boy ๐Ÿ˜‡ I have bipolar but not the one that makes me act embarrassingly in public because I am on the highest point of a downward curving emotional pendulum swing, but the one that makes me creative af via safely utilizing my tendency towards extreme emotions in my art (because I am a good boy ๐Ÿ˜‡) I have autism but it's the one like from the movies where I'm good at math or being a detective, and not the one that makes other people hate me so bad they want to kill me because I am annoying to them. because I am a good boy ๐Ÿ˜‡ I have schizophrenia too but I also don't, because somehow in the cultural lexicon no one who has schizophrenia is a good boy and there is rarely a stylistic bullshit depiction of the condition, but I'm still a good boy ๐Ÿ˜‡ society knows this. society knows this.
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kuromi-hoemie ยท 8 months ago
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I've been hanging out with my manager so much lately !! i usually only talk to her virtually once a week, i am so energized.. i love her ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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#every time we work together it's basically just hanging out n being productive at the same time#and we click v well :3 i feel like we have gotten closer!! she gave me some pointers bc I'm doing my first annual review in a few days#which I'm Very New to bc this is my first time being a manager fr ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ wanna make sure i do it right bc my associate is v v appreciated#always idk she fills me with energy and even just talking to her virtually i feel like i can take on the world so i am living rn fe#fr#โ˜๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜Œ and I'm going back tomorrow. sometimes things being chaotically busy is good#we r setting up a new office together on short notice and it's gone surprisingly well so far considering it's the#first time I've ever brought a new building up (โ ๏ฟฃโ ใƒ˜โ ๏ฟฃโ ;โ ) things r looking v good and we're almost done.#but in the meantime it's mostly just us in the office and it's nice to spend time together ๐Ÿ˜‡ i can never get enough of her#๐Ÿ˜น when she's at my office in my city she'll be like oh sorry I'll try to wrap up quickโ€š so i can have my desk back n stuff#and I'll be like oh no ur good there's no rush 0: i always love ur company. I'll just work right here (โ โœฟ โ€šโ€šโŒ’โ€ฟโŒ’โ€šโ€š)#*pulls up a second chair or sits on the floor*#she's a real peach เซฎ แด–๏ปŒแด–แƒ โ™กโ #also she bought me lunch and i got us coffee today.. girl she brought me chicken satay !! ๐Ÿคค#I'm still p set.. more time for antics before needing to eat.. thank u sm (โ ใ€’โ ๏นโ ใ€’โ )
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racew1nn3rs ยท 5 months ago
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โ”€ ๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ช. (๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ) ๐ŸŠ
โคท summary: saudi arabian and australian grands prix happen! y/n starts making vlogs for the races and it reveals more about her and a certain driver's feelings than she hoped, not that she notices. poor oscar's stuck in the middle of it all but he's trying his best!
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mclaren saudi arabia, you were beautiful even if the results weren't! ready for what's to come
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user1 admin not using a single nice photo of the drivers ๐Ÿ˜ญ
user2 admin be honest is this your revenge era
mclaren well, yes!
user3 HELP MEEEE
user4 the way lando looks at her ๐Ÿ˜ญ
user5 this is a place of business
user6 oscar looks petrified ๐Ÿ’€
mclaren dw guys we're still training him!
oscarpiastri wtf why would u say it like that, i'm not a dog
mclaren full-time team mascot, part time driver
user7 admin drop the insta your so pretty ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
user8 no literally, content of her WHERE
mclaren ynusername ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿผ
user9 LETS FUCKING GO
user10 HER DISSING HER OWN TEAM ๐Ÿ’€ THEY'RE GONNA FIRE YOU GIRL
mclaren they don't pay me to LIE
user11 CRAZYY
user12 LANDO IS NEVER GETTING A GOOD PIC EVER AGAIN ๐Ÿ˜ญ
mclaren what can i say, i am no mans peace ๐Ÿฅฑ
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landonorris reporting you to hr
mclaren for what
landonorris idk harrassment or something
mclaren ok keyboard warrior, lets calm down ๐Ÿ’€
user14 KEYBOARD WARRIOR HELEPSJSM
user15 i vote admin just takes over and we don't even get driver pictures
user16 real and true
user17 i fear we may have lost the plot
user18 thoughts on today's results
mclaren i'm trying to be positive in general but man
user19 LMAOOOOO
user20 ik the pr department is shaking in their boots after every post notif
mclaren probably! but unfortunately for everyone, i am going to keep doing whatever i want
user21 no more lando beef, mclaren admin?
mclaren i forget but i never forgive. i forgot why we were fighting but i stay hating bitches ๐Ÿฅฑ
landonorris literally WHAT DID I DO
mclaren IDK BUT IK U PISSED ME OFF ๐Ÿซต
oscarpiastri diabolical photo choice
oscarpiastri i look like a little kid on picture day
mclaren so basically your everyday look
oscarpiastri yk what you are making this work environment very hostile
mclaren i can make it more hostile if you want ๐Ÿคจ
oscarpiastri nevermind!!!
maxfewtrell most flattering lando picture i've seen in years
mclaren that's saying something isn't it ๐Ÿคฉ
user22 i went to haterville and they all knew you admin
mclaren they actually just elected me mayor there!!! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป
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ynusername if my admin duties don't kill me, i promise my caffeine addiction will! (:
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user23 be honest, how many coffees have you had today
ynusername 3!
user24 oh that's not that bad
ynusername +5
user24 JESUS CHRSUT
bsfusername at this point i think meth would be healthier
ynusername honestly yeah
ynusername thanks for the suggestion!!
user25 nooo admin don't do meth ur so sexy aha
ynusername that just made me want to do meth more
landonorris so what i'm hearing is buying you an espresso machine would get me in your good graces ๐Ÿ˜‡
user26 oh brother here he goes
ynusername you must be deaf then
landonorris ๐Ÿ˜” 2 espresso machines?
ynusername i don't want ur dirty espresso machines ๐Ÿ™„
oscarpiastri now what car is that ๐Ÿซต
ynusername SHHHHH
oscarpiastri TRAITOR
bsf2username when your not busy being super sexy on a race track, can we go thrifting and get sweetgreen and overpriced coffee ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
ynusername this could've been an email, get this out of my comments ๐Ÿ’€
ynusername but yeah obviously
user27 admin vlogs when ๐Ÿ˜”
ynusername SOON!!! very very soon
user28 mother feeding us once again
ynusername brb, adding single mom who works two jobs, loves her kids, and never stops to my resume
danielricciardo coffee recipe where?
ynusername in your dms now โ€ผ๏ธ
danielricciardo is this flirting
ynusername no if i was flirting i would've told you to ask me in person, i'm just being charitable
landonorris can i get the coffee recipe too then ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿผ
ynusername wdy want next, my mugs? keep on walking charity case
user29 CHARITY CASE IS CRAZYDFHAJ
user30 she's so effortlessly funny and mean i love her
user31 i feel like this is so unprofessional /:
ynusername babe professional where, you are on??? my personal?? account???
user32 maybe she's born with it, maybe it's the fact that she's consumed enough caffeine to tranquelize a horse
user33 oh please the horse would be dead
ynusername call an ambulance, BUT NOT FOR ME โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
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(caption: melbourne vlog out now on youtube, go watch!!)
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"This thing better be working," could be heard slightly muffled in between vague shuffling sounds. After a second or two of incoherent noise, the camera footage finally came on. Y/N smiled at herself in the camera as the recording light blinked to life, and raised her hand victoriously. She grabbed the smile microphone in front of her and laughed, "It looks like everything is working. Thank God, I wouldn't have known how to fix it otherwise."
"Alright everybody, welcome to the first race weekend vlog hosted by me! Your favorite McLaren admin and social manager. It took me forever to figure out how I wanted to go about this, but now I think I settled on a format that will work," She explained as she walked around the small, clean kitchen that was within frame of the camera. She pulled a glass jar out of her cabinets and left it on the counter before pulling a jug of cold brew and a cartridge of milk out of her fridge.
"It is currently 7:30 A.M on March 29th, and I have a flight to Melbourne in 3 hours. I'm already packed and ready for this weekend, but I wanted to get an introduction filmed and I wanted to take a shower before I left." Y/N paused for a moment as she poured the coffee into her mason jar until she seemed satisfied and began to add some milk. "I am totally exhausted so this is probably cup one of like," she laughed, "I don't know seven probably. And this is a pretty big jar I won't lie."
"The race weekend doesn't technically start until Friday, so I'll be getting there a bit early, but I wanted to film some content before the race weekend gets really hectic, so McLaren is sending me a little bit earlier. I'm excited though! I love the heat, even if I live in London the antithesis of Australian weather," she taste-tested her coffee and hummed in delight.
"God I really never miss with this stuff," she said contently. "Anyway, it's a bit of an early start today, but I'll have plenty of time to sleep on the fight. I mean can you believe that London to Melbourne is a nearly 22 hours," she scoffed. "I vote that we start making all of the races in one place so I don't have to feel jet lag more painful than the force of 1,000 suns every other weekend. Not that I'm complaining," she chuckled awkwardly, "I love my job McLaren please don't fire me."
Abruptly an orange tabby cat came into the frame of the camera, causing Y/N to abruptly grab her glass jar in the hopes of avoiding a mess. She gasped, but laughed as the cat scampered off as quickly as it had come. She shook her head fondly.
"That, ladies and gentleman, was Cali! My cat. She's literally my baby, and I love her more than anything else on this earth. However, she does have an affinity for hitting things off of counters and breaking them. She also hates men and nearly all other animals, so she's basically the world's biggest hazard to society. She's a good girl, I love her." Y/N explained between sips of coffee as she stared wistfully past the the frame of the camera, where it could be assumed Cali had gone.
Abruptly an alarm went off and Y/N threw her head back with a groan.
"That means I have to get in the shower and get ready so I can leave on time," she said, before taking a few more sips of coffee. "I'm going to go do that, and the next time you'll hear my beautiful voice will be at the Melbourne Airport! Cue the travel montage!"
An assortment of clips follow. Y/N is seen dragging her luggage through Heathrow Airport. Y/N is seen ordering another coffee at the airport, finishing the coffee, and ordering another before her flight. Y/N is seen responding to emails from her airplane seat, editing video footage, and responding to instragram and twitter comments. Footage is shown outside the plane window of a cloudy, blue sky and a time lapse is shown as the sky grows beautiful shades of pink and red before becoming a starry-night sky. Y/N is seen cozy in a throw blanket and a travel pillow, presumably asleep with headphones on. Y/N is shown pulling her luggage through the airport once again, with a brand new coffee cup in hand. She smiles, taking a sip before she is seen settled down in a seat in the bustling airport.
"Twenty-two or so hours later and I have finally landed in Melbourne. I'm waiting for my Uber to get here so I can finally be taken to my hotel to drop my stuff off. I have a meeting with the McLaren drivers in two hours, but luckily I slept really well on the plane. I don't know how else I would be able to deal with Lando Norris. I'm going to finish this coffee in order to maximize my tolerance for the next few hours, but I suspect I'll be getting a new coffee before I reach that meeting. My addiction truly knows no bounds," she laughs, trying to ignore the people vaguely shown within frame that are staring at her speaking to a camera.
The camera cuts abruptly and the waiting screen from SpongeBob flashes on the screen, including the narrator's voice reading "2 hours later."
Y/N is shown once again in new clothes, a new coffee cup in hand, and luggage replaced by a small canvas bag. Her comfortable plane clothes have been swapped out for jean shorts and a plain white tank-top. Her hair is clipped back out of her face, and she is adorned with simple gold jewelry and light makeup.
Y/N smiles at the camera as she walks, bustling and talking heard around her, before whispering into the small microphone, "I have arrived at the McLaren garage. It is now time to meet with Lord Lando and workplace mascot Oscar Piastri," the titles slip off her tongue sarcastically and she doesn't bother suppressing an eye-roll.
In the next clip, Oscar and Lando are seen seated on either side of her as they sit in what seems like a board-room. Lando leans over and whispers something that the camera doesn't pick up and Oscar laughs while Y/N grimaces and reaches forward to readjust the camera. When the camera comes back on, Lando and Oscar are seated together on the left of Y/N as she faces on angle toward both them and the camera.
"Don't just sit there and look pretty, say hello to the camera boys," Y/N says and Oscar cackles at the disgruntled look on Lando's face.
"Is that your way of calling me pretty Y/N," Lando chokes out between laughs, and Y/N scoffs with an eye-roll.
"I was actually talking about Oscar, but whatever floats your little papaya boat Norris," Y/N deadpans and Oscar doubles over from the force of his laughter at the pout on Lando's face.
"That's not nice at all, I hope you know that. I think I am sitting here very prettily, thank you very much," Lando says, leaning into the girl next to him to speak into her microphone.
Y/N draws the microphone back, swatting him away, "Yes, yes quite prettily," Y/N mocks in a British accent.
Oscar, still trying to recover, joins in, "Pretty little Lando Norris," and Y/N laughs jovially, reaching across Lando as if the boy weren't there to high-five the Austrialian driver.
"Bullies, the lot of you," Lando mumbles and Y/N brushes off his comment without response before finally facing the camera.
"Anyway, welcome to the first McLaren race weekend vlog. I'm Y/N L/N, the best media manager in the whole god damn world, and this is Lando Norris, the biggest pain in my ass, and Oscar Piastri, the second biggest pain in my ass. How are you feeling about Melbourne boys?" Y/N questions, transitioning smoothly much to the British driver's chagrin.
"Feeling proud to be the second biggest pain in the ass and not the first. Probably the only time i've been glad to get second actually," Oscar comments and Y/N laughs as Lando shakes his head in disappointment.
"But in all seriousness it is good to be home, this is easily my favorite race of the year seeing as it's my home race and i'm looking forward to, hopefully, good results from our team," Oscar supplies and Y/N nods along to his words.
"Yes, Australia, we are in you and we are happy about it," both boys choked out a laugh at the manager's sexual innuendo and Oscar quickly covered his mouth with his hand so as not to react too much. "What about you Lando what are you feeling," Y/N questioned, leaning the small microphone to the boy.
"Feeling like that was a stupid joke. And also like I am going to be getting P1 this weekend. I can feel it in my bones."
"Leave my jokes alone Lando, you're not being paid to be a critic," she scoffed, "and if I recall, you said the same thing in Saudi Arabia not that long ago. What's changed now?"
Lando rolled his eyes, "What's changed is that we're in Australia now and I'm feeling much more confident."
"Well thank god for that," Y/N supplied unhelpfully as Oscar laughed.
"Now, what we really came here for, it's time to film a video for this channel, it's going to be a fan Q and A, I picked the questions. By the time this vlog is up, the QnA should've already been posted. So feel free to stop watching this and to go watch that or whatever," Y/N commented. "After that we're going to film a TikTok challenge," both and Lando and Oscar grimaced, but Y/N ignored their dismay at the idea of fiming yet another TikTok, so cue the montage! Filming time!" Y/N exclaimed and the screen transitioned to a new series of clips.
In the first clip Oscar and Lando were sitting in two chairs while Y/N sat across from them with a set of notecards.
"Lando, this question from user "ln4mania" asks, "Are you and admin actually friends? Or is the online beef real? The people demand answers!" Y/N reads off with a laugh.
"Do you hear that, the people demand answers Lando! Don't keep them waiting!" Oscar and Y/N laugh as Lando shakes his head and tucks his face into his hands.
"There is no beef, guys. Me and admin, or rather me and Y/N are just fine. We hadn't even actually met when that happened," Lando supplied between laughs. Y/N looked at the camera and rolled her eyes with a shake of her head, faux-disagreeing with the boy.
She ignored the simmering pit of disappointment in her stomach. She did in fact have a problem with entitled little Lando Norris who still gave her side-eyed looks and judgmental stares whenever he saw her. If that wasn't humiliating enough, Oscar had clearly noticed it too, which just gave Y/N the feeling that she wasn't being taken seriously at all now that Oscar understood Lando's lack of respect for Y/N. However that didn't matter in the current moment. All that mattered was making this video.
The next clip showed Lando and Oscar sitting at a table with bowls of water in front of them and towels strewn across a chair just within frame of the camera. Y/N stood behind them, hands rested in their hair as she reacted to the prompts being read by someone, an unnamed media intern, off-camera.
"Who is harder to make videos with?" The intern asked and Y/N huffed out a laugh as she let her hands fully grasp Lando's curls and push him into the water quickly. He sputtered, trying to blink the water out of his eyes as Y/N laughed at the wet-puppy dog look he was sporting.
Y/N tried to shake the ridiculous desire to let her hands run through the soft curls underneath her finger tips. Curse Lando and whatever stupidly good, rich-person hair routine he used that made him smell good and look good, and... whatever.
Lando, blinking water out of his eyes, was now undoubtedly certain that being damn-near waterboarded was worth it if it meant that Y/N would laugh like that again. He knew Oscar would harass him again later for being "down-bad" or something along those lines- as he had done every time he caught the man staring-, but as he caught a glimpse of Y/N's bright smile and shaking shoulders, he found he didn't really care.
The next clip showed Oscar, Lando, Y/N, and a laughing media intern as they all dried off- somehow all having become wet through the course of filming. Y/N dried herself off quickly, taking a sip of her newly refilled coffee, not seeing the way that only the camera and Oscar saw Lando stared at her until the driver was nudged back into focus on drying himself off.
A title-card once again came on the screen with white words on a photo collage of Australian grand-prix candids that Y/N had taken, reading "Race montage? More likely than you'd think."
Footage was shown of the free practice sessions. Oscar and Lando getting in and out of their cars. Engineers along the pit wall going over data. The team speaking incoherently, going over the game plan for Sunday's race. Oscar and Lando greeting fans, signing merch, and posing for photos. Y/N smiling and waving at a cheering crowd of people before staring at the camera incredulously with a small caption reading: "Omg she's famous your honor". More clips showed Lando laughing as Oscar tossed grapes and Lando moved to catch them with his mouth. Lando nearly choking as Y/N cackled in the background. Multiple clips showing Y/N with a fresh coffee, and another... and another, as Oscar's face in the background grew with concern. Zak Brown explaining to Y/N the dangers of caffeine overdose, and the need for moderation. Y/N explaining to Zak Brown that without coffee she would simply collapse and die, which the camera showed did nothing to ease her concern. Y/N getting caps signed by the drivers for fans and walking away with intricate friendship bracelets decorating her wrists.
And finally footage of the race. The engineers in the garage. The pit-crew changing tires. The cars racing past as Y/N watched attentively. Footage of the crowd as they cheered when the cars whizzed past. Smiling faces of fans. Y/N's cheers as Oscar and Lando passed. The smiling faces of McLaren employees as Lando and Oscar crossed the checkered flag in P6 and P8 respectively.
Y/N accepting hugs from both drivers, ignoring the burning sensation in her stomach as Lando wrapped his arms around her with a smile and a laugh. Y/N calling Lando smelly and telling him to go wash off if he wants to hug her next time, and him rolling his eyes at her fondly before making a face at the camera. The podium celebration is shown and Y/N smiles as the anthem plays, even though it's not for her own team.
The final clip is shown of Y/N in her hotel room, comfortable in sweats as she sits on the unmade bed.
"Not bad results this week guys! P6 for Lando and P8 for Oscar, which are good points for the team. I'm happy on my end, I think we got some good content filmed, and I am now ready to go to sleep so I can get home to Cali and my own bed quicker. I hope you enjoyed this video, and if you didn't don't tell me because I don't care!" Y/N jokes with a smile.
"Hopefully I will see you all at the next race, if not the race after that! Bye papaya fans, and be sure to follow us on instagram and all of the other social platforms!" Y/N exclaimed, gesturing to the list of the social media handles that appeared on her right hand side.
And with that, the camera cut to black.
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ynusername afraid to report that i fought jetlag and lost ๐Ÿ˜” i did sleep for 25 hours straight after melbourne and i had no clue where i was when i woke up! shout out cali for waking me up ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ best friend frl
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bsfusername i'm going to try not to be offended by that caption (love you bb cali) but FUCK YOU CAUSE I BOUGHT YOUR ASS BREAKFAST
ynusername my bad! s/o to that bomb ass omlette ๐Ÿคฉ
bsfusername never doing shit for you again
user34 that vlog was god tier, how long did that take
ynusername it took 7 hours of editing and years off my life, thanks so much for asking ๐Ÿฅณ
maxverstappen1 thanks again for those podium photos! you have a gift for photography ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป
ynusername don't mention it! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
ynusername (no seriously, mclaren might behead me)
mclaren beheading is so last year. firing squad. ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
user35 not y/n threatening herself ๐Ÿ’€
oscarpiastri suprised your body didn't naturally wake up for coffee
ynusername it did! just 25 hours later
user36 your poor cat was literally starving for a whole day? youre a horrible owner
ynusername let me introduce you to god's greatest creation: the automatic feeder!!! i'm sure they can mail one to whatever fucking rock you live under!
user37 PERIODDDD
user38 me personally? i'd never log on again
user39 she needs a personal channel ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ i'd subscribe
user40 her cat is so cute ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ gimme that
ynusername ๐Ÿซต STAY BACK HEATHEN, NO ONE TOUCHES CALI AND LIVES
user40 my bad fam ๐Ÿง๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
user41 i want someone to love me as much as she loves that mean ass cat
landonorris don't you have a job to be doing ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ she slept through a full work day
user42 lando always on her ass and for whattttt
user43 obsessed obsessed obsessed
ynusername i had the day off! but not the guy who was streaming video games coming for me ๐Ÿฅฑ talking bout get a job
user44 lando and y/n beefing on insta again? we're so back
user45 at this point instagram comment beef isn't enough, they need to duel or some shit
user46 the caffeine addiction almost got her guys
ynusername i wish it would, then i wouldn't have to work with lando's annoying ass
landonorris I CAN SEE YOUR COMMENTS???
ynusername THAT'S THE POINT
user47 honestly just give her a gun atp, these men test her too damn much
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user48 NURSE ๐Ÿซต SHE'S RIGHT HERE
user49 no fr, like let's get back to bed grandma
user50 OP, are you concussed?
user51 no actually cause didn't y/n just say she wanted to khs working with him ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
pastryboy81 that sign can't stop me, because i can't read!
user53 OK I ACTUALLY SEE THE VISION
user54 ARE YOUR EYES CLOSED???!1!1
user55 i fear i totally get it ๐Ÿ˜”
user56 it's giving enemies to lovers, secret relationship type vibe lowkkkk
user57 no deadass like he hugged her reallll tight
user58 she also hugged oscar ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ?? and he has a whole gf
user59 the way she shoved him off and told him he reeked not 5 seconds after ๐Ÿ’€ delusion is a disease yall
user60 someone call the f1 gossip pages cause ๐Ÿ˜—
user61 more like someone call the ward cause somethings real off with yall ๐Ÿคจ
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sorry that this update took forever, i had surgery and recovery has been rougher than i expected! hope you enjoy!!
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Hi ! As a pescatarian girly and as someone who has recently started to like Lando, I kept thinking about him with pescatarian!reader, because you know opposites attracts and also it made me think of the olive theory from 'How I met your mother', can be fic or smau
(also I'm the anon who requested the Charles fic and I was wondering if you gave names or emojis to your anons ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ)
ahhh hi๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡ thank u sm for sending another ask in. verrryy into this! ive never watched himym but i HAVE heard of the olive theory and genuinely think it can be so true. i also think like sharing food/giving certain parts of ur meal to ur partner is so sweet so i loved this a lot๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
also, tbh i have never had a consistent enough anon to name them/give them an emoji so i would loveee LOVE to do that๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป pls let me know what i should call uโค๏ธ (and if anyone wants to be a regular/semi-regular anon and give themselves an emoji/name pls do!!!) ANYWAY alright i hope u enjoyโ€” itโ€™s a just a short ficlet ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’–
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LN: quid pro quo
pairing(s): lando norris x reader [read on ao3]
word count: 1.2k
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โ€œEugh,โ€ Lando says, feigning a gag as he looks at the plate of food set in front of you, โ€œThatโ€™s disgusting. I donโ€™t understand how you can put that in your mouth.โ€
Slowly, you raise an eyebrow at him, looking between your plate and Landoโ€™s screwed-up expression; you point at your food, โ€œSalmon? You think salmon is disgusting? Are you joking right now?โ€
He shakes his head fervently, a grimace still stuck on his face, โ€œItโ€™s gross.โ€
A laugh, loud and guffawing erupts from your mouth as you realise heโ€™s being entirely serious. Heโ€™s fixated on your meal, frowning as if the fish has severely insulted him in some way. Quickly, you clap your hand over your mouth, concerned youโ€™ll offend him if you keep laughing like that. This is one of a handful of dates youโ€™ve been on togetherโ€” clearly the first youโ€™ve ordered seafood onโ€” and youโ€™re still trying to make a good impression on Lando.
โ€œWait,โ€ you collect yourself, breathing deeply so you donโ€™t fall into a fit of giggles again, โ€œYouโ€™re not allergic are you?โ€
โ€œNo,โ€ he shrugs, โ€œI just hate fish. Youโ€™ve never heard that?โ€
You snort a little indelicately, already going back to eating your salmon, โ€œโ€˜Youโ€™ve never heard that?โ€™,โ€ you tease, โ€œDo you think I stalk you on the internet, Norris?โ€
He grins that small sheepish grin you like so much as a light blush blooms on his cheeks. Youโ€™re very fond of him really. Heโ€™s cute in a scrappy kind of way; heโ€™s funny and charming, a little bit dumb sometimes; and heโ€™s into you, which is always a bonus. Youโ€™re not togetherโ€” not quiteโ€” just seeing each other when you both have time, but itโ€™s been going very nicely if you do say so yourself.
You like him.
He likes you.
Lando rolls his eyes, and purses his lips in an attempt not to let you see the smile that heโ€™s trying to hide, โ€œDonโ€™t you? Stalk me on the internet?โ€
โ€œNever,โ€ you answer resolutely, thinking blatantly of that night after youโ€™d first met him when you fell down a rabbit hole, spending a good hour watching thirst traps of him on Instagram before coming to your senses, โ€œNot once.โ€
He hums, unconvinced, โ€œAlright.โ€
Alright. You make a face, almost stick your tongue out at him but think better of it at the last second. He laughsโ€” gigglesโ€” at you. You look away from him, down at your plate, trying to hide the smile that spreads and spreads behind your hair. God, you like him. Youโ€™re trying not to let it get away from you. You get the impression that heโ€™s not huge on relationships, and youโ€™re trying hard to be casual about him. Itโ€™s difficultโ€” mostly because everything feels so easy when youโ€™re together.
โ€œSo,โ€ you start as you push a forkful of salmon and leafy greens around your plate, โ€œHate to break it to you, but Iโ€™m a pescetarian.โ€
โ€œUm,โ€ Lando asks around a mouthful of half-chewed food, โ€œWhatโ€™s that mean?โ€
You stifle a laugh, โ€œLike a vegetarian, but I eat seafood.โ€
He swallows and makes another face, similar to the earlier one. You can see this is hard for him to process, he clearly dislikes seafood to a degree that you hadnโ€™t quite understood until now. Itโ€™s funny. Itโ€™s another thing to add to the growing list of reasons you fancy Lando Norris. Though you would think that as a pescetarian youโ€™d want him to like fish, but you suppose by not eating them heโ€™s just saving all the sea animals that youโ€™re notโ€” quid pro quo.
โ€œWhat about, like,โ€ he waves his fork around, evidently still wondering why youโ€™d eat seafood voluntarily, โ€œjust being a vegetarian?โ€
You shrug, โ€œVegetables are boring.โ€
โ€œRight. Better than eating fish though.โ€
โ€œI like fish.โ€
He shakes his head, โ€œI donโ€™t get itโ€ฆ Itโ€™sโ€” theyโ€™re slimy and they smell and theyโ€™ve got fucking beady little eyes. Itโ€™s not natural.โ€
โ€œOkay,โ€ you laugh brightly at his despondent expression, โ€œI do need to eat them, unfortunately. Otherwise, Iโ€™d probably die of malnutrition, or I dunno, scurvy.โ€
He groans, hanging his head so that all you can see of his face is that mop of brown curls. You think of your second date when youโ€™d kissed him for the first time in your stairwell and how youโ€™d threaded a hand into itโ€” and they were soft and not heavy with product the way that you hate. The way heโ€™d smelt like expensive cologne and tasted both smokey and sugary at the same time, just like the whiskey and cokes heโ€™d been having at the bar. Thereโ€™s a soft smile playing at your lips when he finally looks up.
โ€œDoes it bother you?โ€ you ask, โ€œThat I eat fish.โ€
He shrugs, shakes his head in a non-committal way that could be either answer and does that little grin again. The one that means heโ€™s going to say something that youโ€™ll find either unbearably cute or embarrassingly funny.
โ€œYes,โ€ he says, grin not subsiding, โ€œHow am I supposed to kiss you when youโ€™ve got fish breath.โ€
Your eyebrows shoot up and a shocked laugh bubbles from your mouth, you try to ignore the stirring feeling in your gut at the words how am I supposed to kiss you in favour of responding to his lack of tact Try, being the keyword there. It somersaults in your head, how am I supposed to kiss you he said, like he was thinking of doing it again. Which, okay, of course, heโ€™s thinking of doing it again. You understand what this isโ€” but there was an unmistakable fondness there that you just can't shake.
Anyway, you push thoughts of kissing him aside, heโ€™d still accused you of having fish breath, โ€œWow,โ€ you say dryly, with no malice at all as much as you try to feign it, โ€œYou say that to all the girls?โ€
He blushes, his tan cheeks turning a very pleasant red as he properly realises what heโ€™d said, โ€œShit. Noโ€” oh my godโ€” Iโ€™m sorry. I just meantโ€”โ€
You wave him off, laughing, โ€œI know what you meant. Youโ€™re good, Lando.โ€
โ€œPhew,โ€ he lets out a breath of relief, his nervous laughter punctuating the air between you, without meaning to he says, โ€œGod, I thought Iโ€™d just fucked it.โ€
You furrow your brows and frown, confused, โ€œNo. You couldnโ€™t.โ€
You watch him scrub a hand over his face, embarrassed, before it falls away and he gives you a sheepish little grin that says heโ€™s happy to hear that. Toothy, eyes squinted and carving dimples into his cheeks. Your face feels warm and you smile back, biting your bottom lip on the smile so it doesnโ€™t grow and grow to cover your whole face.
Later, after youโ€™ve finished lunch and spent too much time talking over a too-sticky table in your favourite pub, Lando kisses you up against a tree in the park by your apartment. You put your hand in his soft curls and you smell cologne and taste what heโ€™s been drinking as he presses his tongue into yours. The coarse hair of his moustache brushes against your lips and you kiss back with equal gusto. You pull away when it feels like you two are veering into too inappropriate territory for this public park. He chases you, but you laugh softly, pressing a perfunctory closed-mouth kiss to the corner of his mouth. He groans, laughs, and puts his forehead against yours.
You hum, โ€œI guess my fish breath doesnโ€™t bother you so much, huh.โ€
โ€œFuck,โ€ he breathes, โ€œYouโ€™re never going to let that go are you.โ€
You shake your head ever so slightly, โ€œNot as long as I live, Norris.โ€
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phagodyke ยท 2 years ago
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actually another thing since getting my hair cut properly (sorry for not shutting up abt it) is that I genuinely can't tell how strangers percieve me anymore. like I'm so familiar with my own face that I just look like Me to me.. but when I'm out just walking around are passersby mentally categorising me as Boy or Girl?? I'm so curious
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tan1shere ยท 7 months ago
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Baby I could slow down
Ellie Williams x female reader !
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A/n: this has been sitting in my drafts for far too long and I had no idea what to do until I was talking with a friend and she helped a bit, so enjoy !!
Summary: Ellie had been your tattoo artist for a bit, you hadn't gotten many tattoos in the past and if you did it wasn't anything huge. But you decided you wanted to get a tramp stamp, til things get heated.
Warnings: smut, mdni. Mirror sex, glove fixation ??? Bit filthy ๐Ÿ˜‡ soft dom Ellie DUH this is me, I'm a soft dom Ellie fanatic. And sub, but kinda confident reader-? Ok that's all ๐Ÿ˜
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It was becoming an addiction. One tattoo was leading to 3, 6. So on and so on. You had a few tattoos already, but you decided today was the day you got a tramp stamp, you had been wanting one for some time. Only now were you going through with it. You have been going to the same artist since your first tattoo ever. She was your favorite not only was she good at her job but she was hot. And I mean hot. Everyone who knew of her thought the same thing. But she never would look at them like you. You were thankfully a tad blinded by it. Ofcourse you felt slight tension whenever you'd go, but you'd never think much of it. Until today.
You were wearing a white shirt that was tight to your skin, thin. Alongside some black jeans. It was later in the evening and you were her last for the day, which was usually the case, you would always go in the afternoon. You step through the doors, everything was quiet and it was just Ellie there. "Knock knock." You say, soon after seeing her come into the room. "Hey you." She grins slightly. You set your things down going over to the long flat table. "So a tramp stamp huh?" You nod. "Been wanting one for awhile actually." She grabs her black gloves. And you don't know what comes over you but the way she snaps it onto her hands makes you weak in the knees. You swallow, beginning to lay on your stomach on the black leather. "Haven't been in for awhile." She states, grabbing her supplies. You look infront of you, realizing the mirror was right there.
None of the tats youd get involved laying on your stomach. Ellie comes over, taking a moment looking at your curves, the way your lower back dipped as you prompted yourself on your forearms. Her gloved hands come to your sides slowly running along them, lifting your shirt in the process. Only a tiny bit before she goes to your jeans pulling them down just a smidge as you had high rise on, to get to your lower back. "This is going to look so good on you." She compliments. You felt heat rise to your cheeks. You had been just getting yourself sorted that you hadn't noticed there was quiet music going on in the background. Ellie places the stencil on your skin, making sure it was placed good. Once that was all sorted.
She begins to start the pen up, you hear the vibrations. Getting ready for the slight pinchy sting. But in all honesty, it wasn't that painful usually. Her lingering touches on your sides felt nice, in a way almost teasing. "The butterfly suits you." You bit your lip slightly. And this woman looks up for a second, into the mirror. Noticing the action. You didn't dare look back. Everything was quiet in the room, the air filled with something flirty. It was starting to drive you insane.
Eventually there was some small talk, she'd ask about life recently and you did the same. Catching up from the last time you had come in. Her hands softly touch your skin, bringing the needle into your skin. It stung a tiny bit but by now you were use to it. "Comfortable?" She asks. You nod slightly. "Yeah it's easing up the more I come." You look up and in the mirror to see her smiling, yet still focusing on the tattoo. "Glad you come back to me so often." You bit your lip a little. "Yeah course, you're the best at what you do." Her smile turns into a slight grin. "Oh yeah?" That made your heart skip a beat, the way her voice was right now. You wanted to squirm but you knew you had to stay still. Which made Ellie want to tease you even more, knowing you could do nothing. The thought rolled around her brain driving her a little crazy. Her fingers lightly brush your side as she gets a different angle.
Things were quiet, you could feel the slight tension tho. The hand that was on your side now Moves to rest on the curve of your ass. Your eyes go wide at how casually she does the action. It was hot regardless. "Don't mind my hand love, just trying to find the right position." You swallow. "No thats- fine." She lets out a slight chuckle at how rushed that came out. "Just gotta get myself comfortable y'know?" You bit your lip, harder this time. You had to stay calm you couldn't make any movements. But it's as if she was testing you. You peer at her through the mirror infront of you, until you realized the needle had stopped for a second. She was looking right back at you. Your eyes locked for a good minute, when you let out a breath. "Nervous?" She blurts out. You're silent. You're afraid if you open your mouth you might moan. That just makes you shake your head out of that thought. You needed to be the one to focus because Jesus Christ.
"No, just-" But you had no idea how to cover that breath up. Fuck fuck fuck. Was this embarrassing or what. "Going too fast?" That confused you slightly, almost making you choke on your own spit. "With the tattoo darling." Oh. Your eyes blink a few time. "Uhm, yeah just a little.." Great save. She noticed how silent you were all of a sudden. "Baby, I could slow down if that's what you need me to do?" Your eyes meet in the mirror again. "Since this is bigger than you're use to." There was a slight smirk evident on her face. She knew exactly what she was doing. Wording things in such a way. "Uhm, it's ok just new to this, yeah- bigger than what I'm uhm. Use to." She just chuckles again, looking back down at the tattoo. But her focus was more on the way your back was arched. Her brain let it travel to all these thoughts. What it'd be like to see her fucking you from behind, especially with this tattoo. But that wasn't professional, was it Ellie? You let your eyes go away from the mirror, looking down at your hands.
Fuck it. She thought. She was almost done with it anyways. "Well. Whoever gets to be the one seeing this from behind is lucky. Very lucky." - "All done." She then says, to which you move sitting up. "Too bad no one gets to." You say. Ellie was sly, making sure you weren't involved with anyone by that statement. "Huh.. Shame." Your eyes meet yet again, but not before you turn your ass slightly to get a better look at it. You smile wide. "Oh my God I love it!" You beam. "Good good." She goes to clean up, about to take her gloves off when you stop her. "Wait- keep them on." She was a little shocked at the sudden request but did so anyway. You felt bold all of a sudden. "Maybe there's one person who could enjoy looking at it.. From behind." Her smirk grew. "Oh yeah? Who might that be?" You slowly stride closer. "Maybe the one who did it." She looks up at you from her seat, lust peeking through her green eyes.
Was she really going to go through with this. I mean this is her place, she could do what she liked. And it's not like she didn't know you at all. She was still looking at you. So were you, but your eyes traveled to her hands, her own tattoo. Good lord. She soon noticed making her smirk a bit with pride. She liked the way she affected you. She subtly moves her fingers around, she had it resting on her thigh. But since you were watching why not have a little fun. Her arm shortly flexes, making her slight veins stick out. You could feel your breathing getting heavier, you needed it. Needed her. Your eyes meet hers again, when suddenly she's reaching out. Grabbing the back of your thighs and swiftly pulling you onto her lap. Your breath got caught in your throat as you weren't expecting it. Her lips were immediately on yours. This kiss was well needed and hungry.
"Ever since you first came in here I've been wanting to do that." You bit your lip again, looking down at hers. "I think you should totally do it again." And she did instantly. Keeping her hands gently on your waist. "Get back on the table." She says slightly out of breath. "Only if you keep those gloves on." You smirk a lil, making her smirk too. "Yes ma'am." You try not to giggle like a pathetic little looser as she says that, getting back on the table. Her hand came in contact with your jeans before you do, yanking them down. You turn your head to look at her. She examines your body fully. "This will be fun." You smile more getting on the cushion table again. "Everytime I come for a tattoo I always wish we could do something.." You admit.
It boosts her ego crazily. She wastes no time taking your underwear off, gently pulling your legs so you're closer to her. "Mmmm." She let's out lowly. Your head lifts, looking at her in the mirror. "Want you to keep looking into it, want you to watch your face as I fuck you." You felt yourself clench around nothing, getting incredibly desperate for this now. You watch as she undoes her pants, getting out what you've been craving. "Matches the gloves, huh." Her voice made you wetter, and the thought made you close your eyes. She moves over your body grabbing a fistful of your hair, making you reopen your eyes. "What'd I say." Her voice was soft, laced with demand. "You bit your lip even harder. "To look in the mirror as you fuck me." She hums. "Good." You could feel the tip waiting to be slipped in. She does, shortly. Painfully slow if you might add. But once it was all in, you arch your back. Begging for more of it. "Haven't even moved yet babe." But you didn't care at all. You needed this. Now.
"Please." You breath, and it makes Ellie go crazy. She begins to move and not slowly either. In fact it was faster than you had anticipated. She was just as eager as you tho, the way your back arched, the way the tattoo looked. Your curves. She was loving this all too much. You look at her through the mirror, her eyes were looking at your body until then she met yours in the mirror. "Hear how wet you are? You had been wanting this huh?" You finally let out a moan, trying not to be too loud. "God you're so fine, glad you wanted this tat you look so hot with it. Especially in this position." It was her turn to bite her lip, watching as you moved on the strap too. It was intoxicating how this was all making you feel. "I'm so close." You blab, which made her speed up. Your eyes roll back, Ellie swears she could just cum at the sight of you in the mirror. The strap moving in a way that it gets her clit nice, making her groan and speed up again. "You look so good, shit."
Moans, grunts. Whines, were all that could be heard as you both come closer to your release. "Ellie i-" you were cut off by yet another moan. "I know, feel you clenching, mph. You're getting tighter." Your eyes never leave the mirror, and now so do hers. The latex of the gloves come in contact with your hips, sending you into overdrive as this gives her a better chance at slamming into you. You let out a cry of her name as you finally cum around her, Ellie looses it at the sight, the speed hitting her clit still making her cum along with you. All to be heard was heavy breaths. "It's free." She breathes out huskily.
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landograndprix ยท 9 months ago
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โ•ฐโ”ˆโžค โ desire โ€ข l.n c.l โž x
part nine - part eleven
โžช Charles hasn't paid much attention to you after your daughter was born but a certain Brit does.
โžช and while there's a lot of things you still need to work on, this is a great start to the new, beter chapters of your life
โžช established relationship mom!reader x dad!Charles x lando
โžช I think we needed a lil' cute to calm our tits ๐Ÿฅฐ also, absolutely gobsmacked by the love this fic is getting and how involved you all are with it, you guys are seriously the best and I love y'all so much ๐Ÿ˜˜
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y/nusername posted to their story
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milliexoxo replied to your story
milliexoxo
someone's getting laid tonight
guessing you're not coming home tonight ๐Ÿคช
y/nusername
go back to your coloring book
milliexoxo
wow, okay..I see how it is
no but seriously, are you coming back tonight or are you staying with lando so I can double lock the house lmao
y/nusername
staying in monaco, will be back tomorrow
milliexoxo
nice, I'll see you tomorrow then
have fun and don't do things I wouldn't do ๐Ÿ˜˜
y/nusername
okay mom ๐Ÿ˜˜
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y/nusername
๐Ÿ“ London, United Kingdom
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y/nusername fifty shades of earl grey. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
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norry4 cute, lando took them to England ๐Ÿ˜ญ
milliexoxo talk british to me
milliexoxo not pictured, y/n losing her mind over a bookshop
โ†ณ y/nusername that wasn't a shop, that was heaven.
milliexoxo okay..nerd
landoscar i agree with y/n, every book shop is heaven
yukisan girl stop bullying your mom, we've warned you before ๐Ÿ˜ญ
milliexoxo I'm a rebel, I don't listen to no one
y/nusername big imagination for such a little girl
norrizz god I just know zoรซ is getting spoiled by stepdad lando ๐Ÿ˜ญ
carlandooo Charles crying in a corner rn
โ†ณ charliecharlie I mean that's his own fault lmfao
carlandooo true ๐Ÿ’€
bradleyfewtrell please tell me you met max ๐Ÿ˜‚
โ†ณ landomax I just know millie will bully max relentlessly ๐Ÿ˜‚
bradleyfewtrell and I just know y/n would get along with max and pietra so well!
norrizzlandoo lando and zoรซ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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milliexoxo
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milliexoxo your typical tourist on tour.
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maxwellmax lmfao yes max ๐Ÿ’€
landonorris โค๏ธ I nodnol?
โ†ณ milliexoxo oh my god you're so funny lando!!!!!!!
norry4 took me a second ๐Ÿ˜‚
landonorizzzz he's taking his annoying stepdad duties seriously ๐Ÿ˜ญ
landoscar I feel sorry for the people who don't follow millie and miss out on all this
charlieslec did she just casually expose lando and y/n??
โ†ณ norry4 are you new here? ๐Ÿ˜‚
maxfewtrell but why?
โ†ณ milliexoxo because I can ๐Ÿฅฐ
yukisan are we all just going to ignore the fact that Logan Sargeant is hiding in the likes? Yes? Cool ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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y/nusername
๐Ÿ“ Miami, FL
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y/nusername week 6. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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landonorizzzz aw lando finally made it to the feed normally instead of the soft launch bullshit ๐Ÿ˜‡
charlesgirlies zoรซ ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ญ
milliexoxo look at my girlfriend living her best life, floating around โค๏ธ
norry4 are we official? Hellooo can I finally fully unleash thr landoy/n shipper in me?! ๐Ÿฅบ
yourmumsuser my little zoรซ ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ
chilisainz zoe being the unbothered queen that she is
landonorris my girls โค๏ธ
โ†ณ landoscar SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UUUUUUUP ๐Ÿ˜ญ
yesrislando brb going to take a bath with my toaster
maxmaxmax man's really pulled a max and stole another driver's girl and child ๐Ÿ’€
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gh0stsp1d3r ยท 9 months ago
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Luke Castellan x daughter of aphrodite reader who comes back to camp with scandalous new sets of lingerie and tries them on for Luke who gets absolutely turned on and flustered ๐Ÿ˜‡
โ„’๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”โ„ฏ๐“‡๐’พโ„ฏ
love this sm, adorable divider by @s-hyia!!
MASTERLIST
PART 2, part 3
Warnings- mdni, perv!luke, best friends crushing on each other, pining, fem!reader,
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โ€œLuke!โ€ You yelled out. He furrowed his eyebrows, looking for you in the crowd of campers. He knew that voice from anywhere.
He found you, coming over and his eyes widening at your many bags.
You sighed in relief as he grabbed them for you. He laughed and walked over to cabin 10 with you.
โ€œHey, y/n,โ€ He said, โ€œI see someone did some shopping over break.โ€
โ€œNot just any shopping.โ€ You giggled, he looked at you confused.
โ€œJust wait until later, Iโ€™ll show you.โ€ A small smile on your face as you said that. He was still lost and confused but just nodded and put your bags on your bunk.
"You still up to be my sparring partner this year?โ€ he asked you, as you both sat down on the edge of your bed. He always had these tricks to show the kids.
"Luke, you know I'm not good at sword fighting."
"I know, I know. Just for them?" You were more like a God at archery, you taught all the new demigods.
"Fine." You sighed, and he smiled at that.
โ€œYou going to the bonfire later?โ€ He asked.
โ€œNo, I was actually gonna ask you for a favorโ€ฆโ€ you said. He was curious as to what you were talking about.
โ€œOkayโ€ฆโ€
โ€œSo, over break I bought all of these adorable lingerie sets, but, I need to know which ones look best on me. So I was gonna ask, if I could model them for you?โ€
His eyes widened as you asked, it sounded like something straight out of a wet dream.
The bell rung for the bonfire to start, and he nodded. โ€œOkay. Yeah. Sure.โ€ He tried to keep calm, but inside he was bursting like a damn firework.
โ€œYay!โ€ You squealed, grabbing the bags and heading to the bathroom. You shut the door and he sighed heavily, running a hand through his curls.
Okay, this is okay. Just stay calm, sheโ€™s your best friend. This is normal. He thought, he felt like a hormonal teenager all over again when he saw you step out of the bathroom.
He had to control himself from letting out a groan. He nodded and swallowed the lump in his throat as you twirled.
โ€œSo? Out of 10?โ€ You asked him, he didnโ€™t hear you however.
You seemed perfect in it, you always did. The pink bra that left little to the imagination, topped with a little bow on it, and the underwear that hugged your figure perfectly.
โ€œLuke!โ€
โ€œSorry. Sorry. Whatโ€™d you say?โ€
โ€œWhat do you think?โ€
โ€œItโ€™sโ€ฆโ€ he tried to find a word to say good without sounding like he was a perv.
โ€œItโ€™s nice.โ€ He said, nodding and looking down at the floor. you smiled at him and then walked back to the bathroom.
He watched you move into the bathroom, staring at your plush thighs and ass. He quietly groaned once the door closed, and he grabbed your pillow, putting it on his lap to hide his problem.
โ€œOkay, what about this?โ€ You opened the door again, this one had little strawberries plastered on both pieces.
โ€œItโ€™s nice.โ€ He said quickly, he felt his cheeks getting hot and he avoided eye contact. โ€œI like it. That one might be my favorite so far.โ€
You gave him another sweet smile, and went over to him for a second, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek.
โ€œThank you for doing this, by the way.โ€
You were going to be the death of him.
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