#i'm so drnk

[hertwood]

"you'll need a doctors note" or what. or WHAT. you're gonna fire me. when i'm clearly a valuable worker and youre hemorrhaging employees constantly and you won't even pay me fairly to train new employees. sure. fire me. i'm sure burger king would be happy to have me

[surftrips]

Maybe you could do single dad jj maybank he’s in college and has to do a project with the reader and has to bring the baby with them and they bond and start to hang out a lot then they start to date also maybe she’s a single mom I feel like that would be like a unique thing

thank you so much for this request! i hope you don't mind that i switched it up a bit (and got carried away lol) but reader is the single mom here and her and jj have known each other their whole lives :)

when you know, you know

pairing: jj maybank x reader

summary: y/n needs a babysitter and jj is the only person available.

word count: 3.5k

"Okay, I understand. Thanks, anyway," you sighed, running your hands through your hair and hanging up the phone. Your babysitter had just canceled on you, and the timing could not have been worse. 

You had been planning this night for months. Between your classes, a part-time job, and taking care of your 2-year-old Margo, it was nearly impossible to schedule anything. But you desperately needed a night out and your friend Emma had so kindly offered to set you up on a blind date. 

You scrolled through your contacts list, looking for anyone that was sober on a Friday night, a seemingly impossible task. Glancing at the time, you realized that you only had an hour left to find a babysitter and get ready. 

As panic set in, you received a text from the P4L groupchat. 

JJ: Wtw tonight?

Not now JJ, you thought. 

Y/N: Trying to find a babysitter, mine just canceled :/

Kie: Oh no, Y/N!! I'm so sorry :(

Cleo: Sorry babes, I totally wouldd but I already lost count of how many drnks I've had 2nite xxx

JJ: Wait, you guys went out already?

Sarah: JJ, we told you it's a girls night.

JJ: In that case, Y/N, I'll watch Margo! 

Absolutely not, was your first thought. JJ Maybank was probably the last person you wanted to take care of your child, he was practically one himself. 

Besides, since you had Margo, he was always acting weird around you. Before, you two would hang out all the time, but now he only saw you if there was another person there as a buffer. He hardly visited or called, but you were so preoccupied with raising a baby on your own that you hadn't had a chance to talk to him about it. 

In the beginning, people assumed it was his baby you were pregnant with, but you never crossed that line because your friendship meant the world to each other. He was the first person you told when you found out you were going to be a mother, and you remember how excited he was for you. It was hard to believe how distant he had become, and you wondered why he had volunteered himself tonight. 

You assessed the situation: you hadn't gone out in nearly two years, and who knew when the next opportunity would be? You sighed, hardly believing the words you were about to type on your phone. 

Y/N: Ok. How soon can you be here? 

Y/N: You better be sober, JJ. 

You turned your phone off before the others could protest, knowing that half of them were drunk anyway. 

"Uncle JJ is going to come over and watch you tonight, okay? Mommy is going to be gone for just a few hours," you said to your daughter, picking her up and placing her in your eye line so you could do your makeup.

"Jay Jay?" she repeated. 

"Yes, honey," you smiled, trying to reassure her, or yourself. Out of all the pogues, Kiara and Sarah babysat Margo the most. She had probably only met JJ a handful of times and you worried about how well she would do with him alone. 

As if he could read your mind, your phone began ringing and you looked over to see his face on your screen.

"JJ, please don't tell me you're canceling too."

"What? Oh, no, it's not that. I was just wondering if you needed me to bring anything for Margo?" 

"Oh," you relaxed. "Hmmm, I think we have everything we need here. But thank you for asking, JJ."

"Of course," you could hear him smiling on the other line. "You know, thanks for letting me watch Margo. I've been meaning to visit her more." 

"JJ, you know you're weren't my first choice," you teased. "But yeah, of course. Thanks, I owe you." 

You hung up the phone, thoughts from earlier creeping back into your mind. You always assumed that the baby scared JJ away, but sometimes you couldn't help but wonder if there was something more going on. 

However, now was not the time for you to be thinking about this, considering that you now had 30 minutes left until your date showed up and you had yet to pick out a dress.

"Hmmmm, let's see. Any suggestions, Margo?" you asked your daughter, combing through your closet for something appropriate. You settled on a short black dress with a boat neck, and black knee high boots to go along with it. 

"What do we think, sweetie?" you smiled at Margo.

"Pretty!" she clapped her small hands together. 

"Why, thank you, baby. Come on, let's go see if Uncle JJ is here yet," you picked her up and checked your phone for any notifications. 

Blind Date: Be there in 5! :)

Crap, you thought. Where is JJ? 

You shot back a confirmation for your date and looked out the window for any sign of JJ. You weren't sure if he was biking over or he had borrowed the Twinkie, but there was no sign of anyone outside. 

Growing anxious, you gathered Margo's favorite toys and books into the living room and tidied up your apartment to pass the time. 

Exactly 5 minutes later, the doorbell rang. You smoothed down your dress and checked your hair in the mirror one last time. Putting on your best smile, you went to open the door. 

"Hi–" you started. "Oh, it's you." 

"Come on, that's what I get for dropping everything and saving your ass?" JJ responded. 

"Sorry, weren't you the one with no plans on a Friday?" 

"You know, I can just turn around right now-" 

"Stop!" you pleaded. "Okay, sorry, I've been anxious about this all day and I just want to get back to Margo as fast as I can." 

"Relax, Y/N. I'm here now," he took in your appearance. "You look great, by the way." 

The last time he saw you remotely dressed up like this was prom night. 

You couldn't help but blush, looking around for Margo to hide your face. "Margo, look who it is!" 

"Jay Jay!" she babbled. 

"Oh my god, she knows my name!" JJ replied, looking a little perplexed. 

"You know what, I'm surprised too considering she's only met you, like, four times," you said. 

"Alright, you're no fun," he looked at you as you traded your daughter over to his arms. "Miss Margo and I here are going to have the time of our lives. Aren't we?" 

He tickled her, causing her to giggle. She seemed so comfortable in his arms, you wondered why you were ever worried in the first place. 

"Thanks again for doing this, I know we haven't talked in a while-" you started. 

"So, where's the lucky guy?" he interrupted you. 

"Uhh," you looked over at the clock. "He said he would be here by now." 

"Late to the first date? That's a red flag, Y/N." 

"As if you're not a walking red flag, JJ. What did you get here on? Your bike?"

"Hey! I refurbished that bike all on my own! It takes a lot of skill to do that."

Just then, the doorbell rang. You rushed to open the door, a smile plastered on your face again. 

"Hey! You must be Emma's friend! I'm Tom." he greeted you with a hug and a bouquet of flowers. "I'm sorry for being late, I went to get these flowers for you and was distracted by the girl scouts selling cookies outside. I had to support them, you know?" 

"Oh, no worries! Yes, how can you say no to them?" you laughed softly. You took the flowers from him and went to place them on the table closest to you, beckoning him to come in.

"Tom, this is one of my friends, JJ. He's babysitting my daughter, Margo, while we're gone," you said.

"Ah! What a pleasure," Tom went over to shake JJ's hand and politely wave at your daughter. "I promise not to keep your mom out too late tonight." 

"That's right, need her back before midnight," JJ remarked.

You playfully pushed him in response, grabbing your keys. "Alright, you have my number so please call me if you need anything. Bye Margo, mommy loves you!" 

With that, you and Tom headed outside and into his car. 

On the drive over to the restaurant, you learned that Tom was a psychologist, he liked to cook, and reality TV shows were his guilty pleasure. At the restaurant, which was a higher-end place near the water, he pulled out your chair for you. 

"I hope this place is okay, I wasn't sure what kind of food you liked so I thought somewhere nicer would be safe," he said. 

"Oh, this is perfect. Don't even worry about it," you smiled. "I haven't had a proper night out in so long, I wouldn't have minded if you took me to a burger joint." 

He laughed, "Margo is adorable, by the way. How old is she?"

"She's 2," you said. Then, feeling the need to clarify, "I had her when I was 20, at the beginning of my junior year in college."

"I see, how was that? How did you manage classes?" You were surprised at his demeanor, half-expecting him to judge you or run in the opposite direction any second now, but his inquisition was genuine.

"Well, I could still go to classes during the first trimester, but it got more difficult after that so I took a leave of absence. I'm taking night classes now because I work in the mornings." 

"Oh nice, what degree are you going for?"

"English, I want to be a teacher," you explained.

"My mom was a teacher," he smiled. "What age do you want to teach?"

"Oh no way! I want to teach elementary school kids. Everyone always tells me how hard it will be, but raising Margo... I don't love anything more than that." 

"That's really sweet, are you close with your family?"

You paused, trying to figure out how to answer the question. "Depends on who you consider my family, I guess," you laughed awkwardly. "I'm not close with my parents, but my friends? Those are the most important people in my life." 

He smiled, "I understand. I'm glad you have a support system, being a single mother can be hard." 

"Yeah, I'm super grateful. Actually, my babysitter for tonight canceled last-minute and JJ came to the rescue. I don't know what I would've done without him." 

Tom's smile faltered for an unnoticeable second. "How long have you known him for?"

"JJ? My whole life, probably. I can't imagine a time when he wasn't by my side. He was there for me throughout my entire pregnancy, but after..." you trailed off.

"After...?"

"Afterwards," you hesitated, not wanting to bad-mouth your friend. "I guess he started to distance himself more, I think Margo scared him away honestly."

"You think it was Margo and nothing else?"

"What do you mean?"

"I just mean," he sighed. "Do you think there could be any other reason why he would be so supportive of you before and not after you had Margo?" 

"I-I'm not sure. I haven't had much time to think about it, I guess."

"You want my opinion?" Tom asked. You searched his face for any sign of spitefulness, but came up empty. 

"I saw the way he looked at you and Margo, earlier. That boy is not scared of either of you. In fact, all I saw was love. Did you ever think he’s grappling with those feelings?” 

"His feelings? For me?" It was not the first time you thought about it, but it was the first time you heard it verbalized. 

"Yes, I know I sound crazy, but seriously, Y/N, what other reason could there be to explain his behavior?"

You racked your brain for all the possible explanations. Tom had a point, if JJ had feelings for you at some point in your friendship, or still does, he might feel the need to distance himself to protect you. 

"Why are you telling me all this?"

"I told you, I'm a psychologist. I notice these things," he smiled.

"Is this how all of your first dates go?" you laughed.

"Not all of them, but I’ll admit, a few are like this. But tell me, am I wrong to assume there was something more going on between you two before you got pregnant?"

You sighed, "No, you're not wrong. Our feelings for each other were a truth that neither of us wanted to confront. We were young, we didn't want to be tied down, it was college. But he was always there, by my side, through everything. Of course, I loved him." 

"Well, there you go. There's your answer." 

Tom dropped you off around midnight. You assured him that there was no need to walk you to your door, you both knew that you needed to have a conversation with JJ.

"Thank you again for tonight, we seriously need to meet up again," you said, before shutting your door.

"Absolutely, I'll give you the address to my office," he joked.

You turned the key into your door as quietly as possible, in case JJ was also asleep with Margo. Inside, the lights were off and you pulled out your phone flashlight to search for him. 

You went into Margo's room first, seeing that she was fast asleep in her crib. "Hi baby," you whispered. "Where's Uncle JJ?" 

After making sure she was tucked in properly, you turned to go into your bedroom. Sure enough, there was JJ, fast asleep in your bed. 

You couldn't help but smile, recalling memories from high school when you two would have sleepovers. Being sure to keep quiet, you changed into your pajamas and got ready for bed.

Trying your best to not wake up JJ, you pulled open the blanket on your side of the bed and slipped in next to him. 

"Goodnight, JJ," you whispered. 

—

In the morning, you woke up to the smell of pancakes in the kitchen. For a second, you weren't sure you were even in your apartment, remembering that you live alone with Margo and surely, you weren't asleep long enough for her to know her way around the kitchen.

But then you remembered that JJ was babysitting last night and had fallen asleep in your bed before you got home. 

After a long stretch, you got up and went into the kitchen.

"There she is, good morning pretty," JJ smiled at you. 

"Morning... When did you learn how to cook?" you questioned.

"What do you mean? I've always known how to make pancakes."

"Okay, that is just a straight up lie. In high school you would have chips for breakfast."

JJ put his hand to his chest, taking mock offense. "If you must know, I started teaching myself how to cook last year when I moved off-campus." 

"Wow, I must say, I am impressed, Mr. Maybank."

"Please, that's my father. You can call me JJ," he said, causing you both to laugh. 

Were his eyes always this blue? You thought, as you admired his features in the morning light. 

After a moment, you broke the silence. "Uh- I better go check on Margo. How was she last night, by the way?"

"Oh, amazing. Best kid ever." 

"Really? She didn't give you a hard time at all?"

"Nope, must have remembered me from when she was in the womb."

You smiled, turning around to your daughter's room.

Sure enough, Margo was sleeping like the baby she was. You checked the clock, she wouldn't be up for at least another hour.

"Margo's still in one piece?" JJ asked when you reentered the kitchen.

"Yes, somehow,” you mused. 

"Good, want to try these pancakes now?"

"Yes, please, I'm starving," you sat down across from JJ.

"Starving? Your date didn't feed you last night?"

"Very funny, if you want to know about my date, you can just ask." 

"Okay, how was your date?" he relented. 

"He's a psychologist." 

"Cool, anything else?" JJ looked slightly confused. 

"He was very normal and nice," you added.

“I would hope so.”

“Yes, and he likes to cook too.”

“That’s great, how was the date itself?”

“Oh the date itself…” you trailed off. 

"Y/N, why are you acting weird?"

"Weird? Me? I'm just telling you about my date." 

"You're talking about him like he's your therapist."

"Well, in a way, it was like a therapy session."

"So the date went bad?"

"No, it was really nice." 

JJ looked around the kitchen, "Did I accidentally put something in the pancake batter to make you act like this or...?" 

"These are great, by the way," you said, pointing to the pancakes with your fork.

"Thanks, but can we get back to the date?" 

"Oh, yeah, well, basically," you started. 

"Y/N." JJ was rarely ever serious, but he was starting to look concerned with you. 

"Okay, fine. It started off really well, we got to know each other. Then, he was asking about Margo and my family, and I told him about my parents, you know. Then he asked about you, and I told him I've known you forever, but after Margo, you started distancing yourself and we haven't seen or talked to each other in a while, and then-" you rambled. 

"Then what?"

"And then, he told me, or rather he made me realize, that maybe we need to address the feelings we may or may not have had for each other before I got pregnant," you finished in a rush.

JJ was silent, you weren't sure if the expression on his face was scared or bemused. 

"JJ, please say something." 

"Was that all?"

"More or less."

He sighed, "Y/N, I think one of the reasons why our friendship worked so well was because we both knew that at any moment, we could pursue something more, but we didn't. We both knew that doing that would ruin our friendship, something we've had for nearly twenty years. I thought college was going to be four years of partying and distractions, but instead, I had to face reality”

“Distractions?”

“Everyone that wasn’t you was a distraction, in case that wasn’t clear.”

“Uh, no. It wasn't, actually. JJ, you kept telling me you were trying to meet ‘the one!’” 

“Well, I was lying! Okay? You were always the one for me. I just didn’t feel like I was the one for you. So I was stupid and I decided we would be better off as friends, but when you got pregnant…” 

“When I got pregnant…?”

“When you told me about Margo, I panicked. I knew you were strong enough to do this on your own, but you shouldn’t have had to. I told myself that I was going to be there for you every step of the way, and I was, until you gave birth. I saw Margo for the first time, and I-I’m sorry. I just couldn’t do it.”

“Do what, JJ? You know I never needed you to be her father.” 

“I know, I know. I saw her and I couldn’t imagine hurting her. I didn’t want her to know me, because to know me is to be disappointed by me,” he sighed.

“JJ,” you stood up now to wrap your arms around him. “Are you kidding me? I was never, never disappointed by you. I was just worried, babe, that’s all. You stopped talking to me after that.” 

JJ allowed himself to fall into your arms. “I’m sorry, it just felt like too much at the time. I loved- love you and Margo so much, that I didn’t know what to do with all of it. So I thought it was best to give you some space, until I was better.”

You chuckled, “Is that why you taught yourself how to cook?”

“Stop, I was actually starving and had no choice.”

“And are you better now?”

“When I heard you were going on a date, do you want to know what I thought?”

“What?”

“I thought, I let her go again. I let you go a million times in college, and here I am, letting you go again.” 

When you didn’t say anything, he continued, “You’re the one for me, Y/N. I came over here tonight to show you that. I’m ready for whatever this is going to be, whatever this friendship evolves into. I spent too much time denying the truth, and I think you have too.” 

There were not enough words to describe how you were feeling, so you leaned in to kiss your best friend. JJ held your face with such gentleness, you wondered if this was all in your imagination. 

Eventually, you pulled away. “I’m done lying, to myself and to each other. This is real, yes?” you asked.

“Yes, I love you, really.”

“I love you too, Maybank.” 

You leaned in for a second time, but not before you heard the familiar cries of Margo in the other room. 

“Don’t worry, I got it,” he smiled with that boyish grin of his that you loved so much. That you have always loved. 

[natashaslittlegirl]

Romanoff's Assistant - Intoxicating

DO NOT COPY ANY OF MY WORK. MINORS DNI +18 ONLY.

Summary: you discovered Miss Maximoff's interest in you.

Boss ! Natasha Romanoff x Assistant ! Reader

Warnings: none

Natasha Romanoff's Masterlist RA Masterlist RA account Chapter IV aesthetic

Saturdays are quiet days at the office, or so it seems on your first Saturday at work. Miss Romanoff left the list of investors on your desk so you could start schedule the meetings for next week. Reviewing the names you find Wanda Maximoff, apparently your technique worked. You hope Miss Romanoff is happy. Wanda was one of those who donated and invested the most.

You walk over to Natasha's office, knocking twice to get in, waiting patiently as you hear her talking on the phone and hear her say something about you.

"You're not going out with my assistant, you're going to work with her too," who would want to go out with you? "No, I already told you no, I have to go, she is waiting at the door." and with that you hear a 'come in' to pass.

"Miss Romanoff, I'm sorry to interrupt you," you walk into her office closing the door behind you and walking over to her desk. "I wanted to know if I have to cancel all your appointments for next week to schedule the meetings with investors or do I try to accommodate both things in the agenda?"

"Don't worry, I was just talking to Wanda," so Miss Maximoff is the person who wants to go out with you, interesting "try to schedule both things on the agenda, if you see that it's too much you can pass some meetings of the investors who have less invested for the other week, understood?"

"Yes, Miss Romanoff. Miss Maximoff is the person who invested the most here, do you prefer that I call her for the first meeting?"

"Yes, and thank you."

"Thank you for what, Miss Romanoff?

"Because you convinced her, Wanda is a very difficult person to convince, I tried everything and you convinced her in one night, I see that you did your job perfectly."

"Thank you, Miss Romanoff. Do you need anything else?"

"Yes, I need more coffee please." she says holding the bridge of her nose.

"I'll be right back, Miss Romanoff."

You turn to walk out the door but every step you take you can feel Miss Romanoff's intense gaze behind you, it only stops once you close the door, you sigh and go to your wallet to take the company's card. You arrive at the cafeteria where Kate has your coffees ready. You sent her a message while you were in the elevator, advantages of being friends with a barista.

"Hello again, my beautiful barista."YouI greet her and she winks at you.

"Hello, my favorite customer, coffee again?" She passes you the drnks and you pass her the card.

"Yes, I have so much to tell you, when I get off work at noon I'll come so we can have lunch together."

"Okay, I'll wait for you to tell me all the gossip." she laughed and you walked back to the building. Once on the 27th floor, you hand Miss Romanoff her coffee and head back to your desk. You start moving her patients appointments as you also call investors, save the best for last, Miss Maximoff. You dial the number on the phone and wait for her to answer.

"Yes?" she says from the other side of the line with her angelic voice.

"Miss Maximoff? This is Y/N Y/L/N from Romanoff's company."

"Oh! Y/N dear, yes, what do you need?"

"We should set up day and hour for next week for a meeting with Miss Romanoff, if that's okay with you, or we can do it when you want." You hear a giggle.

"Can it be Monday at 2pm?"

"Of course, Miss Maximoff."

"Perfect, see you Monday, darling." you can't with that nickname.

"See you later, Miss Maximoff." You hang up the phone and write down the meeting in the agenda, you go back to Natasha's office to inform her how her next week turned out.

"Monday 2pm meeting with Miss Maximoff, Tuesday 5pm with Mr Banner and Miss Walters, Wednesday 10am with Mr Danvers and Thursday 4pm with Miss Larson. That would be it, Miss Romanoff." you leave the foil with everything written down on top of her desk for her to grab it.

"Thanks Y/N, everything is very well organized. I need you to prepare five folders with all the company information and the actions that are left for each of the meetings and one for us, is that clear?" She puts down the foil again and stares at you up and down, stopping her gaze on your legs, which are crossed and exposed, since today you are wearing a pencil skirt.

You clear my throat. "Yes, Miss Romanoff." you get up from the chair and head towards your office.

The rest of the morning passes quietly and suddenly it's time to go. You grab your stuff and head out to the cafe again. When Kate sees you arrive she tells you to wait for the last customers to leave so she can close the shop. Once closed, you both go out and go to the same Italian restaurant the other day, they have delicious food. You sit at that table by the window and as you wait for our food you start to tell Kate everything, from James dropping you off at the event to him dropping you off at your apartment again.

"Oh my god, Y/N, you were lucky that other people didn't recognize you, well didn't try to talk to you at least."

"yeah, that was the only thing I could think!"

"So, Miss Maximoff, huh? What happened to your crush on Natasha?"

"Natasha will never notice me." It wasn't something that worried you either, you was there to work, not to find a partner. Or that's what you tried to convince yourself to.

The waiter interrupts your conversation to bring the dishes, you ordered a chicken with mushroom sauce and puree, Kate ordered a vegetarian lasagna and white wine for both of you.

"Also, today I heard Miss Romanoff talking on the phone, she said 'you're not going out with my assistant, you're going to work with her too' and then she excused herself saying that I was waiting for her at the door and she hang up."

"And what does that have to do with Maximoff?" she said as she popped a piece of food into her mouth.

"Wait, that's where I'm going! It was Wanda who was talking to Miss Romanoff on the phone." Kate was taking a sip of her wine when you told her this and she spit it all out. "Kate! You're making us embarrassed"

"Sorry, I just didn't expect that, Y/N/N. Oh my god you have to use this to your advantage and I'm going to help you."

"And what could I get out of this?" You continue eating while Kate explains to you that you can use Wanda's interest in you to bring out Natasha's interest in you as well. "Kate, you're crazy, Natasha has no interest in me, I already told you!"

"She does, and she showed it when she saw you talking to that waitress, what was her name, Kira?"

"Kara, and no, Natasha showed nothing but anger at me being distracted instead of doing my job."

"Say what you want, but she was jealous and I'll prove my point to you if you do exactly what I say."

"Yeah, whatever, let's keep eating."

You two talked about random topics until you finished your meals, you said goodbye to Kate and went straight to your apartment. You lay down for a while with Lena and accidentally fell asleep. You woke up from hear the ringtone on your phone, who would call you on a Saturday at 8pm? how much did you sleep? You grab your phone seeing the person responsible for waking you up, Natasha, what?

"Yes, Miss Romanoff?" You say with a raspy voice from just getting up and hear a groan from her.

"I need you in the office, now."

"I'm coming, Miss Romanoff." what the hell does she want?

Natasha's pov

On Saturdays I always work after everyone leaves, doing paperwork, reviewing my patient's cases, the boring stuff.

This morning I was talking to Wanda on the phone, we've known each other since we went to college, she was my roommate during those years and some casual sex on those long nights of study.

We both graduated with honors, we formed our companies and continue with our friendship, in these years I wanted Wanda to associate with me so that the two companies grow to the maximum of it, but she never accepted.

I know her tastes, we have exactly the same in almost everything, clothes, decisions, cars and especially women. That's why I knew that Y/N could convince her, and she did. But now I have a little problem, and that is that Wanda wants to go out with her, she can't and I won't allow it either. I remember our call earlier today when he asked for your phone number.

"To what do I owe the pleasure of your call, my dearest friend?"

"Hello, my dear, I need you to do me a favor, please."

"What do you need, Wanda?"

"Could you give me Y/N's phone number?"

"This is a joke? You know I don't like jokes." I roll my eyes up.

"It's not a joke, honey, I really want her phone number to ask her out."

"You want to go out with her? You talked to her, like, twenty minutes."

"So? She intrigues me,  you know my taste, that's why you sent her to convince me and she did."

"Nope."

"Why?" she said panting.

"Because I say so," I take a deep breath and see Y/N knock on the door to enter "You're not going out with my assistant, you're going to work with her too."

"You want her for yourself, don't you? Come on Natasha, give me her number, please."

"No, I already told you no, I have to go, she is waiting at the door."

"Tell her I said 'hi'." I hang up and roll my eyes again. She doesn't take no for an answer.

Anyways, I continue with my paperwork, thinking about Wanda and Y/N irritates me, same as when I saw her talking to that waitress.

It's already 8pm and I've been looking for the folders I asked Y/N to make for the meetings for over an hour, but I can't find them. I decide to call her to ask where she left them.

"Yes, Miss Romanoff?" She answers my call with a raspy voice and I can only let out a groan.

"I need you in the office, now." I don't know where that came from.

"I'm coming now, Miss Romanoff."

A few minutes go by and I regret it but it's already late, Y/N must be coming by now. Why did I say that? I need to think more before I speak. The building is closed, and I have to go down to open it for her, so I take the key and go to the elevator. Once at the door, I see her walking in the same clothes as today, that skirt suits her so well.

She enters the building and we head towards the 27th floor, the air becomes heavy, thinking about Wanda and her, I let out a groan and Y/N asks if I'm okay, I don't answer and just wait for us to get to the office .

"What do you need me for, Miss Romanoff?" if she only knew what she does to me when she calls me that.

"Where did you leave the folders for the meetings, I spent more than two hours looking for them." I say dryly.

"Oh, excuse me, Miss Romanoff, they're on my desk, do you want me to bring them to you?"

"Yes, now."

She rushes out of my office and I watch as she bends down to look for the folders, oh god. She comes back with the five folders in her arms and leaves them in a pile on my desk.

"Sit," she sits down and crosses her legs, I can't help but look at them "I'm going to go over them, to see if you need to correct anything." I sit down too and grab the first folder.

"Yes, Miss Romanoff, do you need me to get you something, coffee, water, something to eat?" she asks attentively, to which I just shake my head.

"No thanks."

She nods and I keep going page by page, everything is detailed to perfection, I'm still irritated at the thought of my best friend wanting to invite her out.

"Come here, Y/N" I look up and chatch her staring at me, I see how she gets up from her chair to position herself next to me "I think I haven't told you, but if you're going to do your job I want it perfect" she nodded at me "see, this?" I point to the page and she leans in a little to get a better look. 

"Come closer" but the one with the best view is me, seeing her red lace bra through the undone buttons of her shirt.

"Yes, Miss Romanoff, do you want me to rewrite it?" she turns her head towards me and sees me looking at her cleavage, I pretend that nothing is happening and I look back at her eyes, I see how she blushes.

"You'll do it here so I can correct you if you're wrong again, understood?"

"Yes, Miss Romanoff." she take the folder in her hands and goes back to the chair in front of me, I hand her a blank paper and a pen so she can write it all again.  It takes half an hour to redo the entire page. She finishes writing and hands it to me to look at it, slooking at me expectantly while I read determinedly, it's perfect.

"Get up and come here," she does what I say and stands next to me again, I push her lower back so she ends lean to the page in the desk, I hear her just lets a sigh escape between her lips.

"What's wrong now, Miss Romanoff?"

"Nothing, it's perfect," I hear her swallow and got back up "You can go now. Monday I want you to come in earlier and put this on the computer to add to the folders, is that clear?" I say with authority and she nods.

"Yes, Miss Romanoff." I grab my stuff as she turns around and stare at her hips as they sway from side to side, I walk out after her and go into the elevator.

"I saw that you came walking, and it's already late, I'm taking you home." She looks at me surprised.

"Oh no, that's fine, Miss Romanoff, I can walk."

"I wasn't asking you, Y/N, I'm telling you," the elevator doors open, "walk."

"Yes, Miss Romanoff."

Y/N follows me like a little puppy to the building's garage which is now empty, only my Corvette is there. I unlock my door and climb in, opening the door from the inside for her to enter. 

The car fills with her scent and it's intoxicating, in a good way.

I touch the key ring for the gate to open and once we are in the street I start driving to her apartment, it's not that far from the building but it's late and it's also cold for a walk.

I casually observe her, she is looking out the window at the street lights. I look at her thighs too and I would like to put my hand on them just like I did at the event last night. I park in front of the door of her building, she thanks me and gets out of the car, I make sure she gets in and I head to my house.

I need to take a cold shower after all the thoughts that went through my head while thinking about her. It doesn't work as I expected and ended up going to sleep thinking about my assistant.

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[showfallmediamaintenance]

You left me ib thd apatmet knwig i was bdkng hynds and shit ! !!!! wht qould being drnk mater? -🌹

Rose, listen. I didn't think I'd be gone for that long. It was supposed to be a quick trip and I... No, I'm not going to make excuses for myself. I just want you to be safe.

I've read through your blog, and I must say, that anon is a jackass, and they're lying about absolutely everything. You know that you aren't a monster, Rose. I know it, and everyone else knows it, too. They're trying to get to you, get under your skin and attack you at the heart, don't let them.

None of this is your fault, you're only human. You're just trying to survive. It's Showfall that fucked it all up. Not you. I promise, it was never you.

And now onto the more pressing issue... Alcohol. It seems fun at first, but then you drink too much, and then you get sick. I almost lost a friend that way. It was horrible. And you've obviously had some already.

And this is your first time, so it's going to be a bit... wild. And by that I mean probably a little bit overwhelming.

I'm going to assume you don't have anyone supervising you as well, so there's nobody to regulate your alcohol intake. So heed my warning, don't drink anything that says anything ranging from 20% to 40% on the bottle, stay hydrated.

What else... Oh, yeah. Sip, don't chug. Don't drive, of course. And aim for the toilet or a trash can to the best of your abilities if you feel sick.

I really wish I could be there to help you out.

Stay safe, Rose. Love you.

[lunariarts]

zoey how many drinks have u had

I drnk a bottle of wine today and some beers but I have been traveling all day afger my vacation to get home so I haven't eaten much sorry I'm so drunk I'll try and stop posting

[obliteratable-twink]

I'm so drnk right now

[sjweminem]

i'm so drnk academy AU ftm hoffman smother me with urr pussy and thick thighs or else i die dont let me die

[rcjoice]

✉

five times my muse didn't text yours and the one they did

{ sms; princess } i love you so much more than i wanna tell you (drafted)

{ sms; princess } i'm thinking abt you hot stuff ;) (drafted)

{ sms; princess } i hate the way u look thru me sometimes . ur so fucking much sometimes (drafted)

{ sms; princess } im rlly drnk n I love u baby u make me so happy (drafted)

{ sms; princess } don't be so fucking uptight (drafted)

{ sms; princess } left ur pre roll next to ur favorite mug , sorry i couldnt make u coffee . see u after this overnight shift ilysm < 3

@crushsung

[the-muses-puppeteer]

"That's goOod!!!! I'm so glAd for ya bUddy!!!!"

"Mhm!! It was vrry loud and full of annOyin people but after a fEw drnks I hed so much fun!!!"

"Uhhh GreEtings Everyone~! Is it just mE of is the worldxspining"

Mod: Just a little arc to have fun with for the holidays, may be canon may not be. I plan to keep it up for like, 2 or 3 days? I want him either sober or hangover for new years so we'll see

[bisexualcha0s]

i’m drunk let me tell you about my babies

Asra

So soft. they is the softests love but also so horny. they’re like a horny babe who loves you and has a boner for soulmates and thats you. they has a snake bb faust i love faust and also like this leads me to believe they have a tongue thing i bet they’re great at oral

Julian

chaotic disaster tall man i love him. he deserves the love and i will tell him until he accepts it his nose is so perfect shower it in kisses and listen i know this mans is a bottom but let me pretend that service topping is possible because I’M a bottom

Nadia

Dommy mmommy but also needs someone to care for her like okay I just want to braid her hair and tell her i love her and taht she is doing amazing at her job and also like she’s the horniest on main everything she says makes my irish ass blush full body wow.

Muriel

This soft man. i love. he so large and like my heart is so large to love all of him i want to pet his hair and let him know he is safe and i will love him until the end of time. and that he deserves that love in light of all the things he’s lived those don’t change who he is and i love him. plus the CHICKENS

Portia

flirty babe. has the best game out of any character okay like she’s seduced me in every route even though i can only date her in one. Plus she has pepi who is the most lovely bean ever and like idk she’s perfect and cute but suggestive in a way that’s playful but respectful and i want to eat her out until she loses track of how many orgasms she has

Lucio

he needs love because i don’t think anyone has ever loved him. that doesn’t mean let him get away with shit because like no but like also he needs to understand how to recieve proper affection and like be just like ok listen let him live he’s doing his best and he needs some guiudance obviously. but he’s my lil fuckboi and i do stilll love him. i think he’s def got a soft side under the fake egotistical persona oka y . my golden fuckboi 2k19

[wanderingcas]

@woefulcas wanted a fluffy drabble about dean’s soft tum and cas loving his soft tum and i am her servant so here we are 

Dean peeks over his copy of On the Road that’s resting on his chest, taking a pause from his reading. “What in the hell are you doing?”

Cas looks up at him innocently from where he’s resting his head on Dean’s stomach. “What do you mean?”

“My stomach comfortable to you or somethin’?”

“It is,” Cas replies.

Dean rolls his eyes and tries to focus on his book again. After a few seconds he asks, “Why?”

“Because it is soft.”

“Gee, way to make a guy feel special, Cas.”

Cas frowns. “I don’t understand how it doesn’t make you feel special. Your stomach is comfortable to rest my head on. It’s better than a pillow.”

“God.” Dean pushes out his stomach dramatically and suddenly, making Cas’ head fly off his body.

“Hey,” Cas protests, sitting up in their bed.

Dean puts his face back into his book, pouting. “Only nice people get to lay on my stomach.”

“Dean.” Cas puts a hand on Dean’s stomach. “I love every part of your body. Your stomach included.”

“My squishy stomach is a result of too many donuts, and you could at least be nice about it and not point that out all the time,” Dean grumbles.

“I happen to love your ‘squishy stomach’,” Cas says, doing those ridiculously overblown air quotation marks.

Dean sighs. He rests his book on his chest and leans forward to cup Cas’ cheek with his hand and bring him forward into a soft kiss. “You’re such a dork,” he sighs, pulling Cas to his chest and leaning against the headboard. 

He lets Cas put a hand on his stomach as he feels Cas fall asleep.

[devildomsexting]

What is poly!mc was drunk and the boys were trying to get her home or in her room but,she kept saying "I'm taken so back off!" Or "I love my boyfriends more than anything" 😂I can imagine the boys being frustrated but,also very proud of her 👏

Pls keep in mind I am drnk so if this doesn’t match the ask forgive me but I’m p sure it does cuz I like this ones. POOR LEVI he’s trying his best but like drunk MC is too much and v cuddly and he struggles with a lot of physical contact but will put up w it for you.

Sorry there are so short but I guess short content is better than no content????? Maybe???

[shigarakiny]

Slave.

TW:Smut,Degrading kink,Harsh use of words. Minors DNI,

Shigaraki x Fem!reader

Author:Had this idea while eating lunch basically your Shigaraki's assistant but he tends to treat you more like his slave or pet whatever you feel comfortable being called,when he's angry, he starts getting a little more cold to you and of course he uses you for his sexual satisfaction.So enjoy

You were standing right beside Shigaraki who was sitting on a chair which looked like a throne with a red jacket over his sexy suit.You were his "assistant" since the Kurogiri was captured,AFO was the one who brought you to him.He really did not give a shit about you,for him you were just there he didn't like you neither did he hate you.

But slowly he got close to you like he was with Kurogiri it still wasn't like he cared for you,or so you thought.But you couldn't blame yourself he did get a little rough with you for no reason you felt very worthless. But yet you started to fall for his childish behaviors and his deep voice.

He would purposely drop things he has on his hands just so you would bend down to pick it up and he could see your perfectly shaped ass.

You would catch him looking at your breasts.You would blush very hard but he wouldn't stop.Ever since his fight with Redrestro he has became more rough and harsh with you.You couldn't figure out why but it didn't bother you that much.

The following day it was a very gloomy day,it looked like it was about to rain.Shigaraki's mood was scary today he was very cold and furious for no apparent reason you knew of.But there was something that was bothering him.

"Y/n,Get me something to drink" His voice was a little more deep than his regular tone. "Yes,Shigaraki" You walked out of the big hall that looked like a stage.You told Redrestro that shigaraki wanted something to drink.He told the other members and they gave you a glass of alcohal.You walked back to where Shigaraki was waiting.You were walking and suddenly fell spilling the drnk all over the place.You knew Shigaraki would get mad.When you fell your elbows and knees were touching the ground and your ass was up.

"Tch" you heard shigaraki walk up to you you weren't fast enough to get up.Shigaraki put his feet right on your ass.You let out a gasp."This whore can't even give me a drink". He moved his feet up and down to tease you,it was working.

He pulled you up."Don't you think I should teach you a lesson". He proceeded to flip you over to see a view of your ass.He flipped your skirt up and decayed your underwear. "No-wait Shigaraki please no!'' "Should have thought of that before being a clumsy whore" he unzipped his pants and without a warning smashed his thick dick into your cunt.

You could only scream and moan.He started recklessly slamming into you while you moaned.It was hurting you.But the pain started turning into overwhelming pleasure.You were a moaning whimpering mess. "Ah,fuck Y/n!" Shigaraki's grunts were the hottest thing you've heard.You could feel you were close to your climax. "Tomu-Tomura I'm gonna,ah,cum!" "Not until I say so".You were basically crying from pleasure. "Please" all you could do know is beg. "I'm gonna let you,just wait pretty" Shigaraki's grunts became more like whimpers.You knew he was close.

"Fuck,Y/n!" Without a warning he came.You went crazy it just felt so good.He pulled out his dick which was coated with cum.You were still in the same position with his and your cum dripping out of your poor used cunt.That sight of you itself made Tomura moan and get hard.

He suddenly spread your ass cheeks and proceeded "Let me fill up this hole to" This was going to be a long and enjoyable day for you.

[chubbymoongoddess]

i'm getting pretty drnk and i wanna write but I know my brain isn't working right to fully flesh out details but i was thinking of doing that prince jm this with the alpha who buys him and the alpha's husband that he falls in love with and they just double team him and i had a suggestion that i make the alphas nj and yg and listen that's so hot lmao

[janiedean]

Egg, trying to be a rebellious teenager:"Dads, I'm gonna do drugs, and you can't hinder me!" Brynden and JonC: "Ok, fine but remember in the house only and leave the door open so we can check on you." Egg, angrier:"I'm gonna drnk!" B and JonC: "These are the Stormlands, we asked ourselves what took yo so log." Egg, really desperate:"I'm gonna have sex!" B and JonC: *burst out in laughter* "You? With whom?"

LKSDGJKLDSJLKDGJLGDSLKJSDGKLJSGJLKGLJSDKLDGJKSLDGJKSDSGLKJ POOR EGG HE JUST GOES AND SPENDS A WEEK AT THE STARKS’ TO COMPLAIN

[saphirafoxgirlspost1]

*She sighs*...i'm inviting everyone to the funeral..but i swear..if ron doesn't show up Or wearing Bright colors...i consider him as a suspect... *after announcing and inviting everyone in middleton to serena's funeral..then she said* Saph:" But..my Daughters death was No accident..She was Killed by the substance that has been banned since 1923, So..SOMEONE Has tampered on my drnks...let me warned ya'll...If anyone Who doesn't showed up to the funeral..or Wearing Bright colors that was against the rules of the funeral..I consider somebody a "Suspect" and Someone..has something to do with my Daughters Death...Thats all today... *then the day of the Funeral came...Saphira was wearing black..she began to cry softly..and she felt heartbroken..seeing her beautiful daughters going to be cremenating..as She sees her beautiful daughter in the beautiful dress..She cried softly as she was comfort by her friends including her sister ariel.. She cried and said* my Precious serena...my baby.. *others looked around for ron..and one of them said whisperly* Student 1: Where the hell is Stoppable?" Student 2:" I don't know..but i can't believe..he's missing out on his own daughter's funeral...i heard he stood saphira out clean.." Student 3:"Oh boy..He's going to be a Huge trouble..i think he has something to do with serena's death" *everyone murmurs..and saphira got upset..after the funeral..and serena gets cremated...They were at the wake until..ron showed up with Bright red suit..and partying mode..and..ron was celebrating..and saphira gasp..and everyone did the same thing..and saphira said* WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!!??? *Saphira was so angry..as ronald..was trying to make excuses..until..the bottle of the illegal drug that was banned since 1923...and everyone was shocked..and saphira was now..completely livid and said* What is this ronald? and Don't lie to me now..because i know my daughters death was no accident..*She glares at him*

(Open Rp) DBZ X KP Crossover Christmas Rp in "Love in White Christmas"

Long time ago, In the Small town of Middleton and it was a Sophmore year For Saphira While she was in the relationship With Her boyfriend Who is Constantly..Stood her out Name "Ronald Stoppable", Now She and Ronald had Been First met since 1st grade..and been together in middle school too..but now..During highschool, Ronald had been Acting distants towards her..and During the times..she lost her 4 unborn children…but One month later, She hears From the school that they're having a new students from west city…Then the next day in Highschool…She saw a hot bad boy name Prince vegeta and goku the sweet guy, Big Tough but quiet guy name broly..and much more…Saphira got excited to meet them..But During the sophmore year…Saphira founded out that she's pregnant with serena…But..after the mission, saphira was at the hospital For the 123rd time..and Ron..Still never showed up..until Someone coming to the Hospital..as it was…The Bad Boy Prince vegeta, Who comes in with a lovely roses..and all..Saphira was pretty suprised that Someone actually came…but he's not alone..goku and others came with flowers and all..and then..3 months later..she saw Ron and Kim kissing together near the lockers…All Saphira sees right now is Red, and She storms in after kim left..and she Slammed the locker door Shut and shouted,

Saph:"RONALD!!"

Ron Jumped and startled and then she said,

Saph: "What The Hell Do you think your doing with kim!?, So this is what you do when You Stood me out alot lately!? cheating on me with kim!?"

Ron:"Look please..I can explain!"

Saph:"Explain what!? I am Pregnant With your Child and Now you"ve been Kissing my best friend!! Are you serious!?"

Ron:"Please Its just One kiss, nothing more I swear!"

Saph:" You listen here ya cheating bastard..I'm giving you a Choice..So you BETTER Choose,, It's Either Step up, Act like a Father and set a good Examples to this Child, Break up with kim and Never Come near her again! OR I'm Kicking you out of my house, Making you Pay Child support, and You'll never come near my child again! I don't want my child to be stain with your cheating Filth! So..you have until midnight…but if you don't decide, I'm kicking you out and I'm telling your parents about this, So you better Be prepare to get an earful from your parents!"

So saphira storms out of anger and Head home…and that Night, Saphira was Sitting Down on the couch… and ron came home..and he told her that he broke up with kim..and then she said,

Saph:"You better be Lucky I would've Kick you out of my house clean off, Your going to sleep on the couch for tonight!"

After times…When saphira was into labor..but Somethings not right…after serena was born…Saphira holds her daughter close and then she sees Serena passed away from her last breath…Saphira cried in a broken heart, and after being discharge..Ron was Nowhere to be found..Saphira was Pissed off…and she got upset…and then..She hears someone..as she turns around and saw…