#i'm so behind and i'm so sad about it

[literary-lesbian]

finally watched pineapple day and all i can say is i fucking love cap & kitty so much!! like yes!! her name is actually katherine so true!!

oh and how could i forget thomas saying bitch at every opportunity, funniest joke the idiots have ever written what can i say

[vaguely-concerned]

are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

[bitegore]

Zionists want you to conflate Judaism and Zionism. Zionists want you to believe that Judaism cannot exist without Zionism and that all Jews are Zionists. Zionism would have Jews believe that a Jewish state is the only way that they can be safe from antisemitism and will point to any instance of antisemitism as proof that Zionism is the solution- so Zionism wants gentiles to be antisemitic in their support of Palestine. They want you to conflate all Jews with Zionism and the state of Israel, and they want you to treat all Jews regardless of political affiliation as the face of Israel. Antizionist Jews exist, and incidences of antisemitism ostensibly acting against Zionism will not help dismantle the forces propping Zionism up.

Don't do their work for them.

[nextimeiny]

[meownotgood]

nobody look at me nobody talk to me im. I'M REALLY NOT OKAY....

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

MDZS Disco Elysium AU part 2 - Psyche Skills

Part 1 - Part 3

[royalarchivist]

Jaiden: Cucurucho, you have a lot of power, right?

Cucurucho: ...I don't know. Maybe.

Roier: Ah... Yes, you know, don't act like a dumbass, you have it. You have it, man. Eh?

Jaiden: Is there a way for us to protect all the Eggs? Do you know? I don't want anything to happen to the Eggs that happened to Bobby.

Cucurucho: Ha ha ha

Roier: WHAT? [Smacks Cucurucho]

Jaiden: [Bops him] Headpats.

Cucurucho: Maybe.

Jaiden: [Continues to bop him] Headpats. C'mon, I can get it out of you! Headpats! Chin scratches! Belly rubs!

Roier: [Joins Jaiden in bopping Cucurucho, chuckling and laughs]

Jaiden: Yeah? He's comin' around!

[Jaiden and Roier both laugh]

[starry-bi-sky]

realizing i have. a lot of untapped trauma potential for clone^2 danny because i just Fully Processed Four Months Late the fact that his parents were capturing and torturing ghosts in the basement before he became Phantom. and the fact that he was on house rest for 2 weeks. during that time period. and he wasn't really leaving the house. he could hear their screaming through the floorboards

*points at clone danny* i can give you suuuuuuch a bad time babe ahaha. i've got two untouched years before you meet damian what fucks you up before then

[hualian]

Realizing Xie Lian got his (bad) cooking skills from his mother - as they were royalty and did not know how to cook, their cooking skills are more cooking ✨️feelings✨️

Realizing that Xie Lian's dishes are all extravagantly named just as his mother named her dishes, and she did so because all dishes in the palace were given a name and just because they're not in a palace and fine dining, why should food naming conventions stop?

Realizing that while Xie Lian's terrible cooking and dish names may be funny, they're also a reflection of his love for his mother and the way he keeps her memory alive.

Beautiful, dark humor at its finest (and most painful)

[bumblingbabooshka]

The worst trope in the universe is when someone accuses character A, who is part of a real or fantasy or coded minority, of doing something bad and everyone's like "That's just your prejudice against [real or fantasy minority]!" and it turns out character A actually did do that bad thing and everyone else was stupid for not believing they did that bad thing.

[leslieseveride]

remember when titus said he imagined jackson finding out about tim and lucy dating after waking up in the morning to find tim standing shirtless in their kitchen making coffee?? why couldn't we have had that????

[hyacinth42-blog]

“You know, if you break up with Sveta, meet a gorgeous girl and break Sveta’s heart again, I’m obligated to throw you into the center of the Atlantic Ocean.”

....What does this mean Vicky? He's not allowed to date anyone pretty ever again???

[mctna2019]

Two wanderer

Jae-mi lies down and wraps his arm around her. his fingers are a little cold, but his body heat warms herself. +I think you found that clover leaf. so should we stay here forever? she puts her head between his coat and hugs him tightly with her other hand. her legs hurt from running and falling. her coat and warm clothes are far away. and Hae-jo is still warm. Jae-mi wants a little more. 6 months, another 3 months, would have been enough. even 1 month, 1 week, 1 day, 1 hour, a few minutes... she knows that the more time they have, the more she wants. maybe so Hae-jo too. +I didn't find clover. she bursts into tear and hides her face between his coat again. Hae-jo is sleeping peacefully and it's no different from the other times. Jae-mi wipes the trail of dried blood from his nose with the corner of her sleeve. oh, this life is so cruel. Jae-mi still had lots of things she wanted to do with him. there were many places that she wanted to see with him. they couldn't see spring together. she wanted to have a child. it means to take a child under guardianship. seeing Hae-jo and Bong-suk's relationship, as well as Hae-jo's relationship with his father, she came to the conclusion that what does it matter to be the same blood and DNA when her own mother abandoned her twice? +I'll do this. a girl or maybe a boy. Shall I call him Hae-jo? Jae-mi lays facing the sky like him and looks at the endless ceiling above them. +have you achieved your dream now? she caresses his face. it's getting cold slowly. +this is unfair Hae-jo_ya. here is too beautiful. Jae-mi had prepared herself for this moment. but now she seems very lonely. the distance between them and the car seems to be much longer than when Hae-jo was awake. Jae-mi thinks about how she got him out of the hospital all by herself. but now, Jae-mi's legs are weaker. Hae-jo's voice echoes in her mind. -so, what do you think? Shall we wandering together? Jae-mi thinks about the answer she gave him and how she had wandered with him willingly or unwillingly during these three months. now is also part of it. their wandering is not over yet. so like all this way, Jae-mi closes her eyes to just enjoy this moment, still in his half-warm embrace. a little later, before it's too late, she'll take him to the car with her and they'll return together.

[hanzajesthanza]

this looks like a long time but initially it said 1 MONTH 15 days

[bredforloyalty]

like i believe there can be a middle way, a golden mean, between tolerating "men are violent misogynists bc women aren't nice enough to them 🥺" and tolerating those users. i believe it's possible to just not give way to either

[crossbackpoke-check]

tagged by ko @tofumilanesa for wip wednesday! big shout out to writevember for making me feel like i can actually call any of these works in progress… your guide to my emoji code under the cut

wip!

🪻🐈‍⬛ - the doc title is still just. YOWLING but i am like 7/8 of the way done with omega yamo fic and hopefully salem isn’t reading this so i can just drop it over a year later with no warning <3

🫃2️⃣ - DEWEY^2 P2!!!! she is almost done (i am lying) but she is so close i can almost taste it. sorry to my pwp that grew its own feelings baby

😇🤭 (🕒 -> 🕜) - rip i’m not telling you about this one until it’s posted but it IS complete aside from being ao3 formatted and the eight billion edits i inevitably do right before full-sending it

☁️💧 - cloud petey fic, which exists mostly as an embarrassingly large tag on a different blog and is condensing into a narrative about as well as water at 30° N/S. the time loop fic also falls under this description

eternally in progress (short list)

🌑🐕 - tyler borzoituzzi exists… there is an index of scenes/plot points… it plays like a movie in my head…

💯❕- fantastic! ‘verse

👁️👻 - stevie brandon seeing ghosts au, which has eight different (now nine i guess but you haven't seen the mustache adam post yet) plots. sorry

just. rotating like a microwave

🍎 - because they didn’t have a pomegranate emoji, this is what i used for the fic that feels like it should be a 50k connor bedard character study hanif abdurraqib/cathal kelly thesis about legends and mythmaking in sports and eating your young. yes i know pomegranates aren’t actually pomes and apples are but it’s fine

🦈 - the one cat da fuck they doing over there meme but about the sharks just like. in general. more on this at five

tagging @colap1nto, @songsandswords, @whitenikes, @gordiemeow, @acheronist, and anybody else who wants to share!!