#i'm serious btw

[halfadeckofcards]

December art challenge that has fuckall to do with Christmas and instead I just draw clowns all month long. Because I'm not a Christmas person and would rather be celebrating clowns.

[horsemeatluvr23]

bdoubleo with the ethoslab binder. just saying

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Unfortunately, confessing to others that you genuinely got rejected from an Art School will make you the brunt of many distasteful jokes

[leffee]

Do people who can draw realize how much power they have

[gummysunnybear]

Does anyone have a better coping mechanism than ripping the skin off my lips??/srs

[zhoudadudugongjin]

popular media needs to put less emphasis on the part of the medieval knighting ceremony where they tiptap the shoulders with a sword and start including the part where the the dubber smooches the squire and then bitch slaps him on the cheek

[horseb4porsche]

Sooooo hear me out on yesterdays JO concert in Munich i saw Nace and Krisko being pretty 🏳️‍🌈 together

But as we know Jan and Nace are married

But what if...

[strawberryamanita]

Yeah, I'm T4T

whiTeface clown 4 augusTe clown

[why-am-i-always-hungruy]

every day I'm so grateful there's not an evil version of my tumblr

[falklore]

taylor should've aborted the easter eggs after the five holes in the fence incident

[official-rolli-und-rita]

Please someone message me to remind me to watch over the garden wall with my bf this saturday afternoon bc i will forget the moment he enters my home and i want him to watch it

[pfhwrittes]

Hi, I know this may not mean much coming from a stranger but you are significantly better than mid. That Retail Hell AU is perfection and viscerally real and every time you update it, it heals a part of me that was damaged by working customer service.

-✨♥️🗡

this is possibly the nicest message i've ever had about retail hell au and it's making my cheeks hurt from smiling!

i'm so glad my silly little au is helping you heal. customer service is a difficult job no matter whether that's in a retail setting or in a contact centre / call centre situation. so from one retail gremlin to another (yes, you're still part of the family whether you've moved onto pastures new or not) i offer you a high five / handshake / hug or combination of all three.

i'll be honest with you anon, i stepped back from retail hell au for various reasons but i'd love to write you a little something just to say thank you!

♥️

[jebtruther]

Guess who might be sent to a psych ward (it’s me)

[lazyroseart]

I think we need a Darksiders sexyman contest/poll...

[1man-off-topic]

i present: a thought from my bsky, brought over to tumblr

idk if anyone else thinks like this but the plural of tetris should be tetri. i mean, the plural of cactus is cacti. octopus, octopi. alumnus, alumni. radius, radii. so why not tetris and tetri?

[sidewalk-scrawls]

I'm sick of thinking / planning / writing, I just want to make a silly little project.

So anyway, if anyone has a silly little script / application / misc software tool that they wish existed, reply to this, and I might make it and share it with you.