#i'm right and i'm saying it

[barissoffee]

Rex, Padme and Anakin

[consultingskeletondetective]

Red Dwarf AU where everything is exactly the same except Lister and Rimmer are married

Yeah

Didn't change a thing, did it? 👀

[iwasbored777]

I still stand by what I said. The point Lila made made sense cuz yes it is weird that Marinette is only stuttering when she's with Adrien, and many people don't know why it's like that, but if you know Marinette longer than you know Lila you don't have any excuse to believe Lila. Your friendship with Marinette was never genuine in the first place if it's so easy to break it by any third person who would show up out of the blue and tell you a short story. Plus Marinette was literally helping Kagami get back together with Adrien so this is even dumber.

[catchinggmybreath]

my top 25 favorite taylor swift songs of all time, from debut through TTPD: The Anthology... in order starting with my stan song

betty

evermore (feat. Bon Iver)

Is It Over Now? (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)

Breathe (Feat Colbie Caillat) (Taylor's Version)

Labyrinth

Fresh Out The Slammer

happiness

Down Bad

cardigan

The Other Side Of The Door (Taylor's Version)

this is me trying

Should've Said No

Clean (Taylor's Version)

Question...?

Would've, Could've, Should've

Safe & Sound (feat. Joy Williams and John Paul White) (Taylor's Version)

I Bet You Think About Me (feat Chris Stapleton) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)

That's When (feat. Keith Urban) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)

The Last Time (feat. Gary Lightbody) (Taylor's Version)

Back To December (Taylor's Version)

seven

False God

Dancing With Our Hands Tied

State Of Grace (Taylor's Version)

Babe (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)

[everybodyknows-everybodydies]

re: last post. you will never rid me of my unshakable belief in ace Romano. I know I KNOW they absolutely did not intend it but you cannot convince me that man is textually allosexual. every sexual comment he makes is done with such an air of disinterest/he's literally only doing it to be annoying. the only actual attraction he exhibits is towards Elizabeth and he is SO careful about it. (he thinks her eyes are pretty! he likes her hands!) he tries to IMPLY a couple times that he is Totally Getting It™ but it never actually goes anywhere there's just occasionally a lady who stands near him and they never even, like, kiss or really touch ever. he's aware he's not "normal" so as part of his constructed persona he projects exaggerated heteromasculinity to the point of caricature because he can't actually tell the difference between "real" sexual attraction and this bizarre over-the-top thing he's performing. he has a quota of off-putting comments he has to make in a day to indicate that he's a Real Man, Definitely Hetero/Allosexual. listen to me dang it

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[donutdrawsthings]

People all over the world are thinking of you!

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)

[weabooii]

⛩️✨DAN DA DAN ✨🛸

zoom in below

[consultingskeletondetective]

A moment that would break any Red Dwarf fan -

Our Rimmer: *does something uncharacteristically (but also very characteristically) brave*

A random character: "What a guy"

[silverskulltula]

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

[batcavescolony]

Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)