#i'm on a hazbin kick rn

[umbreonix]

wooooowowiwee may we hear more about this youtuber thingy🥺 like i know you don't want to give spoilers but... <3

oooooweee gawsh 🙈🙈🙈🙈

HmmmmMmmmm let me tell you more about Revali's condo building. Dead in the center of the city he's immediately in the most posh/vibrant area of downtown as soon as he's out the door.

There are only two penthouse condos (The Medoh suite being one of them) so he gets three directions of city views. All three outer walls are like, 90% glass so you really feel like you're soaring above the city skyline.

The main area of his apartment is open concept so the kitchen, tv area and dining room are all in the same large space. It makes the kitchen a very central spot in the home. Very convenient if you're someone who practically lives in the kitchen. Revali isn't but... maybe a future lover will enjoy cooking.

I collected reference pictures for funnies a while back:

Revali is ABSOLUTLEY the kind of guy who feels COMPLETELY at peace taking a bath in front of a massive window overlooking the city. (He knows that he's a work of art and has nothing to hide).

This open-view bath to me is the most important element to the whole apartment XD Hylian/Human Revali just strikes me as SUCH a bath person. He's luxurious like that.

[achromaticegoist]

THE BOOK OF BILL TINY RANT (SPOILERS)

STOP. I CAN'T DO THIS TUMBLR. okay okay, I GOT IT DELIVERED LIKE 3 HOURS AGO AND I COMPLETELY FINISHED IT 😭😭😭🙏

I ACTUALLY CAN'T DO THIS ANYYYMOREEE. I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS GIGGLING, KICKING, SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF THE ENTIRE TIME READING THIS STUPID THING.

Did ALEX LIKE, *SCROLL* through FANDOM while making this entire thing BECAUSE WHY DID SO MANY PEOPLE LOWKEY EAT WITH THEIR OLD HEADCANONS? SUPPOSED TO BE THE DEATH OF ALL OUR HEADCANONS RIGHT??? EVERYONE PREDICTED AT LEADT SOMETHING LMFAOOOOO.

AND IF ANY OF YALL FOLLOW GRAVITY FALLS : AMBER SKIES BY JOZLYN MOON, THE POST WEIRDMAGGEDON SCAR THING BEING A PREDICTION IS FUCKING *CRAAAZY*

AND THE FACT THAT THEY KEPT COMPATING HIM TO THE DEVIL AND SHIT, LUCIFER REFERENCES AND "FALLEN ANGLE?" MY GUYYYYY the actual BALLS it takes to write this because I GASPED SO LOUDLY AT SO MUCH SHIT.

AND I WAS SUPER DAMN EXCITED ABOUT THE HENCHMANIACS ONE

GUYS THEYRE SO FUCKING STUPID 😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏 WHY ARE THEY ALL SO STUPID 😭😭😭😭 IM DYING OF LAUGHTER

SO MANY PEOPLE LOWKEY GOT SOME KIND OF BEEF WITH PYRONICA?? WHY ARE THEY SO INVOLVED WITH HER??? THEY HAVE A GROUPCHAT OH MY GOD THEYRE SO BESTIE CODED

Again I'm STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT JHESELBRAUM THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I WILL SURVIVE ON THESE CRUMBS SO DAMN MUCH

TIME BABY IS A FUCKING COCOMELON ENJOYER 😭 HELPPPPPPPPP

GGGGGUYYYYS? WHAT? OH MY GOD?? WHAT THE FUCK?? IM SCREAMIGN. NO NONONO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME THE ANGST.

AND NO. THE WAY BILL AND FORD HERE WERE FUCKKKK THATS SOME GOOD FUCKING TOXIC BILLFORD. DUDE NAH IM LIKE GASPING FOR AIR RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HOLY SHIT SOME OF THE STUFF HERE IS SICK BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT LIKE

AND THE

IM FREAKING

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FORD DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER THOSE PAGES MADE ME TEAR UP A LITTLE 😭😭😭🙏 NOOOOO

AND THOSE *SCRAPS* OF BILL'S BACKSTORY. GUYS CHAT NO I AM SCREAMING. SILLY STRAW CHILDHOOD TRAUMA LOWKEY WENT HARD AND HIS FAMILY AND THE *FUCKING SPECK OF HIS HOME DIMENSION*.

THAT ONE LITTLE TV SCREEN WITH THE EDWIN A ABBOT FLATLAND DIAGRAM IN THE BOOK THOUGH NAH CUZ FANDOM ATE WITH THAT ONE.

AA. AAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AND WHAT THE FUCK 😭🙏🙏 DIPPERS HISTORY WAS SO FUNNY I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING BRO ALSO WENT THROUGH THE GREEN MNM STAGE

AND IM NOT EVEN GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE COLLEEN BALLINGER***** APOLOGY REFERENCE THAT SHIT WAS SO DAMN FUNNY.

ALSO THE ENDING??? WHAT THE--THERAPY? NO BRCUASE THIS IS ACTUALLY SOME MESSED UP THERAPY SHIT. That is NOT how you try and heal someone holy fucking hell. Guy is getting more and more broken

CHAT I AM SOBBING AND SHAKING AND CRYING AND READY TO IMMERSE MYSELF FULLY IN THE GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM RN, STILL VERY MUCH ACTIVE IN HAZBIN HOTEL BUT GOD MOTHERFUCKIN DAMMMMMMMMNNNN THIS IS SOMETHING TO UNPACK.

[chubs-deuce]

Not a huge hazbin shipper but did U see the sneak peak? Charlie and Alastor in her bedroom… him being so comfy on her bed. Context? We dont speak cuz I can’t hear her over my blush

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LOSING MY FUCKING MIND OH MY GOD=??????

I NEED TO. BE NORMA L ABOUT FTHIS.

I might get back to this ask again and add to it with a reblog later when I've calmed tf down, for now you get incoherent and poorly formatted rambling under the cut to underline how hard this threw my brain for a spin just now skdjksdhf

[distressed ape noises]

not even bc of the ship potential of it (tho it was fucking potent I'm ngl) it's more how much he's seemingly working towards proposing a binding deal at last??

my god he's so scary good at manipulation

I am in DISTRESS to try and figure out how that's going to end up going holy FUCK

he's doing it all- the targeted jabs, kicking up some dust to get her mind back to the problem at hand, the way he's consistently only invading her personal space when he has an agenda, how he's offering up a seemingly personal detail about himself to soothe over her accusation of him not caring by neither confirming nor denying yet giving her the illusion of knowing more about him than before-

Like. The smile thing is as much advice as it is a hint about himself, yet also expresses absolutely nothing about what actually *is* going on underneath, it's only a hint about where to look - largely useless when one is as good at hiding their true intentions as he is-

sidenote how dare his spooky bitch ass be so comfortable rolling around her bed??

the trap has been opened wide this whole time, the lure is set; he has vital info that she wants- no, NEEDS, and he's about to deploy it when he has the most amount of leverage with it-

he just has to wait for her to come crawling and for it to snap shut around her

fuckckckckck the way this has me on my toes

THE THING IS-

This could all be genuine - we wouldn't fucking know! His true intentions are a mystery to us as the audience as of now; neither explicitly good nor bad - will she decline? be desperate enough to take it? Is there going to be an offer at all or is he just going to give the info to her and play the long con game of nurturing trust before striking even harder later???

LET ME DISSECT YOU AND LOOK INTO YOUR BRAIN I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOUR FUCKING DEAL IS I'LL BE GENTLE I PROMISE-

He has so many aces up his stupid red fucking sleeves rn I'M SCARED, I'm SCREAMING

[hellishdeer]

Live reactions and ramblings about the the first four episodes of Hazbin Hotel

Warnings: SPOILERS!!! Incoherent, unfiltered thoughts, I wrote them as I was watching. Most of them are in chronological order, but not all

EPISODE 1:

The origin story of Hell is a cool take on the original tale of Adam and Eve and the animation style is very pretty too (also biblically accurate angels 👀)

Adam is just the ultimate douche, fucking great

NIFTY ZONING OUT WHILE SHE IS BEING FILMED, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT-

Really interesting and fun that Alastor straight up REFUSES to be captured in digital media, distorting it and facing the other way during the commercial

EPISODE 2:

SIR PENTIOUS!!!!

Loved whenever Vox got real close to the screen, it looked like your TV was his face, adored that shit 👌Also the way his voice distorted whenever he was pissed

Alastor went missing around the same time as Lilith... I'm sure that is not going to be at all plot relevant..

STAYED GONE. Vox's part sung/spoken like a TV news anchor, Alastor breaking the fourth wall, the varieties of error screens Vox displayed, and THE BLACKOUT. THAT PART GAVE ME SERIOUS CHILLS Love you Alastor but you're scaring me a little

SIR PENTIOUS PLAYING ALONG WITH CHARLIE AND ACTUALLY ENJOYING HIMSELF AT THE HOTEL I'M SOBBING

"You like me. You actually like me!" 😭❤️

The voice messages Valentino sent were fucking vile, fuck him. I'm now rooting for Angel Dust more than ever before..

Sir Pentious finally has canon hypnosis powers!!

Vox, you're cool and all BUT YOU JUST TOLD SIR PENTIOUS TO KILL HIMSELF WHAT THE FUCK NEVER GO NEAR HIM EVER AGAIN OR I SWEAR-

"Just make it quick, I guess. Not that I deserve it.." VIOLENTLY ILL.

SORRY IS WHERE IT STARTS. Just.. *sobs* Charlie is so fucking sweet, I can't wait for their friendship to grow

EPISODE 3:

"Hello purple female!" PLEASE 💀

The scene where Alastor was eating is a reference o to one Viv's older speedpaints (more specifically this one)

"Are those your ears or your hair? I can't tell!" Egg Bois asking the real questions here-

ZESTIEL. He looks so cool and I love the way he speaks, hopefully were going to see more of him!

"Oh, look! There's Frank!" "...We have names?" PFFFTT-

"If I can't help you, what's the point of me?" 😭😭😭

CARMILLA'S SINGING VOICE BLEW ME AWAY HOLY SHIT-

Vaggie's singing voice being hilariously different to her speaking one

Carmilla implying in her song that she killed the angel to protect her daughters I-😭 That, and she doesn't want the rest of hell to start a war they can't win, she is a protector. She's definitely one of my new favorites.

As Zestiel said, Alastor is unpredictable and his motivations are hard to read, I love how he is written in a way you geniunely can't guess his real motivations you go you sinister deer fellow

SIR PENTIOUS AND HIS MATCHING PYJAMAS WITH THE EGG BOIS AND ALL OF THE SNUGGLING TOGETHER IN HIS COZY ROUND BED- *starts to froth at the mouth*

EPISODE 4:

Nifty just laying there kicking her feet while watching p*rn 😭

SIR PENTIOUS BLUSHING AND COVERING HIS FACE WITH HIS HOOD PLEASE-

Is Pentious seriously so lonely that he watches people sleep...stop making me sad

Angel Dust having the most fire wardrobe 💅

TRAVIS IS THE FUCKING DIRECTOR-

Angel Dust's face when he heard Valentino speaking :(

VALENTINO GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF CHARLIE RIGHT NOW.

VALENTINO'S COAT IS ACTUALLY HIS WINGS?!?! That's a very cool design actually

THE DRESSING ROOM IS FUCKING DISGUSTING, IT'S FINE IF YOU LIKE VALENTINO AS A VILLIAN, BUT IF YOU ACTUALLY STAN HIM AFTER THIS I SWEAR-

The contract being signed as "Anthony" :(((

"I'll get her to leave, just don't hurt her." *cries*

Charlie being ready kick Valentinos ass the SECOND she saw Angel's state LET'S GOOOO

Poison is just.. So beautifully animated, but so very disturbing at the same time.. FUCK. VALENTINO.

THE DOTS UNDER ANGEL'S EYES WERE JUST MORE EYES THIS ENTIRE TIME?!? I'm such a dumbass

Throwing cards as a weapon :O

HUSK USED TO BE AN OVERLORD EXCUSE ME?!?!

"If I get broken enough.. I won't be his favorite toy anymore.. And he'll let me go.." CRYING SOBBING THROWING UP

You're a Loser Baby is fucking pretty and adorable! I finally I see the appeal in Huskerdust 🥹❤️

EXPLODING DICE WOOO!

Just now realized Alastor didn't show up once during this episode.. Wonder what he getting up to 🤔

[radioisntdead]

Yoyoyo

This is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from my normal requests..

Ace... how do you decide who to write for and what to write for????

I'm going on a flight soon and I want to write while on it

Help an enby in need pls

- XIN

GOOD EVENING MY DEAR XIN!

Personally when I started writing for hazbin I just went to the Wiki and put all of my favorite characters in a row, and decided "okay how much do I like this character and can I write them decently? Would I be comfortable writing them?" Then from there I put them all in a list, followed up with "Do I want to write them in a romantic lighting or strictly platonic?, if theoretically someone requests for it to be romantic would I be comfortable writing that or would I be uncomfortable?"

Fandom wise, personally I'm super picky on what fandoms I write for, like I'm in a couple [for example to name a few Animal crossing, gravity falls, Bojack horseman, over the garden wall, helluva boss] but I only write for Hazbin hotel, stardew valley and The amazing digital circus, I started with one fandom then slowly added more as I got more and more comfortable writing, adding on who and what I think I'd be comfortable writing for, this is different for everyone some folks are more comfortable starting off with a wide range of fandoms + characters and others like myself are more comfortable with a smaller spectrum.

Alternatively THE SPINNY WHEEL.

THE SPINNY WHEEL SAVES LIVES WHEN DECIDING, the one I use is just called spin the wheel: random picker,

Whenever I don't know which one of my WIPs, requests or ideas to write for I just put them in the wheel and let fate decide! Plus it shoots out confetti when it lands on something and I quite like confetti, very tasty snack.

This one for example

This is just a bunch of angst ideas, but you could put what characters you may want to write for, if it lands on a character that you're like "But I don't really wanna write for them rn" KICK THAT CHARACTER OUT AND RESPIN until it lands on a character that fills you with "OOO I WANNA WRITE FOR THAT ONE!"

Also unrelated but I recommend downloading a couple of writing/note apps just to see what works for you, you could use the one your phone comes with or try out a couple, like I use this one, pure writer. [On the Google Play store]

It works great for me, I have everything organized in folders

[Don't question the titles most of them got changed after being posted]It's not necessary BUT IT HELPS, in my humble opinion anyways.

Okie dokie I don't know what else to say that could be helpful but if you need help with anything just message me! Have fun writing on your flight!

[dingdinghq]

please I'm loving hazbin hotel. they are all silly!!! and i want season 2 because I Have Questions. so so so many questions.

mostly related to how Charlie is going to react to Sir Pentious (i'm not looking up his name rn. i'm a bit tired) and also I 100% belivie that Alstor doesn't have good motivations but I'd think it'd be funny for the others to drag him kicing and screaming into redemtion.

also Rosie ilysm.

hi i forgot to answer this ask initially. sorry 😅

im also super excited for season two!

i miss sir pentious :(( i want him back pls. and they're gonna drag a bunch of characters kicking and screaming to their redemption i can already tell

also yeah rosies the best. love her

[deidaratheartboi]

I'm gonna try sum new anyone know what Hazbin Hotel is?

Also Disclamimer gonna have bad words and suggestive themes but al my stories do so meh

Hazbin Hotel Group Chat (Assume they have phones pretty sure they do)

Alastor: How does this strange contraption work exactly?

Vaggie: Just read what the apps are it's pretty basic

Alastor: This is nothing like the phones we had back in the day.

Angel Dust: Typical boomer

Alastor: I am not a boomer

Angel Dust: Nah your a hottie

Alastori: How do I slap him on this thing?

Vaggie: You can't

Alastor: Hmph

Charlie: I made this chat because we all need a way to communicate with each other if we are in separate places.

Husk: Or just another opportunity for Angel to post p*rn or sum shit

Charlie: Me and Angel talked and he said he wasn't going to anymore.

Husk: Suuuurrreee

Angel Dust: Hey I'm a trustworthy guy!

Alastor: I'll believe it when I see it.

Vaggie: Anyways when are we opening the hotel up again after Husky fucked it up? Repairs could take weeks!

Husk: For the last fucking time I was drunk and it was a dare!

Vaggie: The don't fucking drink all the time estúpido!

Angel Dust: Ohh she talking that freaky freaky

Vaggie: Shut up before I stuff your balls in your mouth!

Angel Dust: Ohhhhh kinky

Charlie: Guys stop playing around we have to get serious

Alastor: Yes so what plans do you have to fix the hotel Charlie?

Charlie: Plans- Um I don't have any at the moment I- um

Alastor: It's fine my dear I can help with that. Vaggie and Husk can fix up the kitchen and Angel Dust can go as far away from me as possible.

Angel Dust: I'll find a way to come back to you Strawberry

Alastor has kicked Angel Dust from the group chat.

Alastor: Sound like a plan?

Charlie: Yeah thanks Al

Alastor: No problem at all dear I am here to help after all.

Vaggie: Or make things worse

How'd I do?

[signalsgirl2112]

My 2020 Tumblr Top 10

1). 515 notes - Mar 11 2020

I laughed way too hard at this

2). 74 notes - Jul 21 2020

I'M IN ❤ WITH HAZBIN HOTEL AND THE NEW "ADDICT" VIDEO. Plus I've been kicking myself for not making any Angel Dust fanart yet,...

3). 18 notes - Dec 19 2020

4). 18 notes - Jul 24 2020

I recently found out that some Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss characters have Insta and it's honestly giving me life rn

5). 17 notes - Jul 22 2020

"I'm sitting here with my arms crossed so I don't fidget, not because I'm trying to look mean."

6). 15 notes - Jan 11 2020

7). 14 notes - Oct 17 2020

"TEACHINGS IN NO-DRUGGERY" When you finally get around to making a comic based on a Tumblr post that was in your orbit over a...

8). 14 notes - Jul 11 2020

Not for Art Fight, but just in appreciation of @psshaw 's kick-ass sparkledog design, "OFFSET". Drew them in Don Bluth's style...

9). 13 notes - Jun 17 2020

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND WHEN I SAY I LEGIT SCREAMED---- THEY LOOK SO PRETTY

10). 13 notes - Jan 10 2020

Today's warm-up: I had the sudden urge to do an 'animated'/Disney-inspired character design sheet for RUSH's Neil Peart and I...

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