#i'm not tagging the rest

[warriorcatsofficialfacts]

actually since i've been on a fanon streak lately. here's something fun

[shouldprobablybereading]

Because I’m tired over parenting debates where the only true answer is Straff, who’s the worst sibling?

Motivations under the cut:

Reen - Was physically and psychologically abusive towards his sister.

Zane - Tried to have his brother assasinated and tried to make his sister in law fall in love with him because he was jealous and when she didn't reciprocrate tried to kill her as well. Also got multiple of his other siblings killed during the previously mentioned assassination attempt.

Gavilar - Used his brother as a weapon and then used his following ptsd and addiction as a way to manipulate him. He also persued the girl he knew his brother wanted to court.

Dalinar - Was about to kill his brother once, got drunk and didn’t listen during his meetings and eventually fucked his widow (which is good for her but I imagine Gavilar would take issue).

Telsin - Faked her death, killed her brother, then tried to nuke his home city.

Eventeo - Took the throne from his brother and banished him.

Kiin - Tried to take the throne back from his brother by force.

Balat - Let his sister deal with their family problems and feel responsible for him and their brothers despite being the youngest.

Helaran - Left his siblings alone with their abusive father.

Kelsier - Died? And fought over a girl.

Venli - Set off events that led to her sisters death, kinda. Idk it's not her I just wanted more women on the list.

Prime Elhokar - Had one of his sisters closest allies murdered in front of her. Basically locked her up so she couldn't tell anyone and then married her off to Sadeas/Amaram against her wishes.

[deviousdiesel]

some of these didn't even happen but maybe it's a good thing they never got anywhere because they would've been voted the worst couple in 1963

/j

[s1lv3rp4w3dc4t]

not to bring up my own post but I think about something I wrote in that a lot.

fan "what if I kiss testtube and she's radioactive"

lightbulb "she's not I would know"

I feel like I should list every interpretation

* test ulb kiss

* drank her?

* ep 12 crab incident

* correct me if I'm wrong but was she not in the water in ep 11

* tt just told her

* ii team has joked about tt being mouthwash before

* lb psychic mind powers

[maskedsea]

Nare helps M (a Valentine's Day special)

[some-name-in-progress]

Just because someone exploded doesn't mean they always die forever. She could always Come Back.

Putting aside the fact that she wouldn’t be the exact same Valentine because, ya know, she exploded, I feel like she has no real reason to come back, considering she served her purpose as a character. She shows what future Valentines would be like, demonstrates Ariels' cruelty, and introduces Aria to the series. Her run is short-lived and tragic, but it's a beautiful tragedy that serves the series well overall. I feel like bringing her back kinda undermines that tragedy, though I also feel that way about reviving Justice and Kliff.

[aeb-art]

here's some scrapped dream eater au stuff… i've been struggling a lot with it ^^;

[bllmak]

house of cards

[hinamie]

in spite of everything, I had fun <3

[raticalshoez]

Was thinking of my post about dream teams and got really invested in whatever Unrequited Hate has going on

[churro-lord]

Unintentional shipbait

[liketolaugh-writes]

On another topic altogether: what if most ghosts have casual, short answers that they usually give to people who ask how they died?

Like, a lot of fics (DPxDC in particular) have ghosts instantly losing their minds when someone asks about their death. It's not just normal rude, it's Magical Rude. But realistically, people usually have a way of dealing with frequent invasive questions. (See: amputees and people with obvious scarring.) Not to say those questions should be asked, don't fucking @ me, but they have a way of dealing with them.

So Box Ghost throws his arms up and says, "OSHA VIOLATIONS!" and then leaves.

Desiree snorts and says, "Men."

Johnny says up front, "Got in a motorcycle accident. Always wear a helmet, kid." Kitty just gestures to Johnny. They died together.

Walker explains the exact prison riot he died during, how two convicts overpowered a guard and then took over the armory. Doesn't say exactly what happened to him.

Danny, he says "It was a lab accident." (Though Danny may be more used to explaining his death in detail, since there's no way to explain what he is except exactly, in graphic detail, what happened to him.)

Ember likes to share the details. It makes people sorry they asked.

Some won't talk about it at all, of course. Lunch Lady (who starved during the Depression) doesn't. Technus (heart attack) shrugs the question off. Spectra (domestic violence) laughs in your face. Youngblood (Oregon Trail bullshit) makes things up. Vlad will actually punch you right away, but he's no shining beacon of mental stability.

But for the most part, you get one tense pass.

It's when you press for details that you're asking to get got.

[theorderofthetriad]

draw one of these characters on their baseball date with ben challenge

[wolfchans]

[theboxfort]

Roulette dealer

I'm so proud of these silly logo pixels, of course I'm going to show it off here

[onedismay]

Redesigned some canon salarians! Got sick of Andromeda's one (1) head model. Have some headcanons, also:

Tann secretly misses home like crazy.

Herik loves animals and dreams of becoming a veterinarian, but his current job is too important to leave. Also he's tall.

Nels is distantly related to Raeka, hence the similar-ish tattoos. He only works behind a desk due to getting injured on duty.

I actually haven't met Raeka yet so uhhh

Del Jasin may be a technician but her true passion is BUGS and someday she's going to relocate to Havarl and keep some as pets.

Tann's aide (name?) has a badly concealed crush on the Pathfinders. All the Pathfinders.