#i'm not tagging all of these fuckers

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Look what we've become.

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[scourgeofmyownbrain]

Edit: I MADE AN UPDATED ONE GO LOOK AT THAT ONE IT'S BETTER I CITED MY SOURCES AND SHOWED MY WORK AND EVERYTHING

Ladies and Gentlemen, Bitches and Bastards, Witches and Wizards, Mothers and Fuckers. Esteemed robot enjoyers, I present to you a semi-accurate height comparison of Bumblebee across the multiverse (as of July 2024). This really helps visualize the truly staggering differences between universes, at least height-wise. Also, three of these characters are Canonically the Same Guy; guess which ones.

I spent way too much time on the chart in the back it's not even funny. I will probably make more height charts for more TF characters and universes in the future. Don't expect it soon though, because when I make these, I am fueled by pure I-Got-Bored-At-Work-And-I-Have-Decided-To-Fool-Around-With-Robot-PNGs, and that fuel supply is inconsistent at best.

Hey Fun Fact, Did you know that Generation 1 Optimus Prime is around 19 Feet Tall? Bet some of you already knew that. I have no ulterior motives for bringing this fact up, what are you talking about.

My height explanations are below the cut, because you couldn't shut me up if you tried.

In an order:

Gen 1 - ~10 feet (the wiki says greater than 3 meters so I rounded up to the first whole number because round)

Netflix Cybertron Trilogy - ~10 feet (He looks identical to Gen 1 so... the reason his photo looks weird is because I couldn't find a good full body photo with him standing straight up facing the camera so I put two images together to make the worst looking photoshop job you have ever seen)

Earth Spark - 10 feet (There is no confirmed height yet but using a screen shot of him standing in front of a barn door I was able to make a reasonable guess.)

Animated - 12 feet (I have no genuine source for this, I think this info is just someone's guesstimate, but it seems reasonable. He's a tiny two door mini car, how big could he be)

New Live Action - 15 feet (The wiki hath declared. Also do we have a name for this universe because we need one I don't want to keep saying like 6 words to differentiate this one from bayverse)

Bayverse V1 - 16 feet (This is like the first 3 movies minimum, I don't remember when he hits his growth spurt. also wiki my love)

Cyberverse - 18 feet (I'm gonna be honest, the only info we have is from a really shitty screen shot of a magazine. SO if any one has a copy of this book from the video below, a high quality scan would be greatly appreciated and I will kiss the ground you walk upon. Yes I found the video where the screen shot comes from leave me alone)

Bayverse V2 - 18 feet (movie 4-5 I can't remember which one, I'm not re-looking this up. I fucking love the bayverse tho, this is the only universe with concrete and consistent this-character-is-this-height info)

Aligned Cont. WF/FOC - 20 feet (video game info screens you god send, kiss me sweetly)

Aligned Cont. TFP/RID15 - 21 feet (I do not know exactly where these numbers were found, but I fully fucking believe them. Just by looking at these characters on the show I can verify these numbers in my mind. They made specifically this universe to be full of freakishly tall robots for some fucking reason.)

And for any one who doesn't know, the three tallest are the same guy. Like the 20 feet tall one and the 21 feet tall ones, same guy. The ones in three wildly different art styles and designs. Let that sink in...

I fucking hate the aligned continuity why is that one my favorite.

[sleepis4theweak]

*cries in I've been playing HSR recently*

[ladyinthebluebox]

wE wAnT cOmPaNiOnS tO bE mEaN aGaIn!!!!!!!!!!

my siblings in the maker, you can't handle Taash calling Emmrich a death mage couple times or [checks notes] ...asking Neve about her clothes [?????????????]

[microtyalm13]

everything about Gavriil feels suffocating.

how his presence alone can be almost overwhelming, how his massive body cages you everytime without a chance to escape. you wouldn't dare to try anyway, knowing that you don't even have a say against a creature of his caliber. he will find you. in your dreams, in your nightmares. in your room.

how he will be intense and vague about everything just for the sake of it; to confuse you further, to see the conflict of emotions in your eyes merge with arousal. eventually your hesitance turns into acceptance, a desperate need to feel his hands all over you. and he will be oh so grateful to fulfill that desire.

how his thick tongue pushes past your lips and into your mouth, reaching almost the back of your throat, relishing in the muffled little sounds you make. your drool mixed with his saliva drips down your chin, and your hazy eyes look up at him when he finally pulls away, giving you a second to breathe.

how his hips are slamming into you relentlessly, your wetness and lack of resistance allowing him to move almost effortlessly. forced to hold onto him for dear life instead of pushing away. all of your morals and principles are being tossed out of the window every single time he comes to you. he has you where he wants you, and will not stop until he feels like you can't take it anymore.

and how in the morning he vanishes away, leaving you guessing: was it just another wet dream? but the cold stickiness between your legs tells you more than you need to know.

[finniestoncrane]

important information: he has no ass

[fadetouchedfennec]

it beats for you

[jessieren]

Welcome to Jess just made up a random theme in order to post a couple of hot photos... (so what's new...)

And so today's random theme is 'From cute as fuck to eye fuck... '

Damn you Evans

[camellcat]

got another craving folks. been puttin on s7 again cause god help me I love it, and I'm itching for some good buffy taking care of spike during never leave me, showtime, or in early season insane-o spike times. methinks I just want something softer with a side of madness. we got any goods here or am I looking for the niche again?

[o0cosmic-whorror0o]

I yearn deeply for a tall vampire to sweep me up in their strong arms and kiss me feverishly until there is blood, holding me close and keeping me safe from everything else. I want them to shield me from the horrors of existence in their cool embrace, firm, reliable, eternal - I want to wake up next to them and brush my fingers over their cheek and be comforted by their presence, even if they have no heart beat to speak of, no breath to feel against my hand. I know they'll open their dark eyes again soon and look at me like I am the sun and stars, as they do without fail every evening. I want waxy, clawed hands exploring my body, before needle-like fangs sink into my throat, which bears their sigil, placed there on our wedding eve countless moons ago. I want to feel my life essence pouring out of me into them, and find real satisfaction in the sating of their appetite in our tender bodily union. I want to slip back into blissful, light-headed unconsciousness moaning their name and pressing them closer to me with a hand tangled in their hair, and I want the same thing to happen all over again when I awaken.

[astras-ender]

*comes back still coughing yet less angry*

alright you tricky bastards, you win this round...

[crustaceousfaggot]

Being a transmasc opera singer is like. Hello sir how would you like to be typecast for all the roles that were initially written for prepubescent boys and castrated men

[slenbee]

Content Labels & why you should always be using them if you post mature content.

Note: I will mention later why this post has a mature content label.

Warnings: long post, contains colored text.

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So a while back tumblr rolled out this neat little feature for posts called content labels.

For those who aren't familiar with what ✨magic✨ these labels can do, I'm here to tell you all about this amazing feature that is by far one of the best and most helpful tools to help keep your content safely labeled for those who may not wish to see violence, drugs, or sexual content...

And most importantly, it helps keeps your work away from minors.

More on that in a second. ;)

Now, what do content labels do, exactly?

To boil it down to the basics, the purpose of content labels is this:

Taken directly from tumblr's help page about content labels.

(click that link and read the full page for later btw!)

Content labels give creators more control over who can see their post (only those who want to see it, or only those over 18, for example). On the post viewing side, content labels allow anyone on Tumblr to omit categories of posts from their dashboard completely if they so choose. They can also blur the posts or simply choose to have them show up like normal.

There are four categories of content labels:

Mature The Mature content label is a catch-all and the default content label. It can be used on its own or in conjunction with one of the other categories. Any post with a content label will also have the Mature label (for example, it isn’t possible to add the Violence label and not the Mature label). If you feel like none of the other categories apply but you think there should still be some kind of NSFW warning on the post, Mature is probably the right one to select. Drug and Alcohol Addiction A post with a Drug and Alcohol Addiction content label might contain a discussion of substance abuse or addiction experience that may be dangerous to or trigger those at risk. Violence A post with a Violence content label might contain violent or graphic content similar to what you might see in a movie. Sexual Themes A post with a Sexual Themes content label could contain content such as nudity, erotic writing, or sexually suggestive subject matter.

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Why using content labels is so very very important:

Using these labels on your posts helps those that browse the tags they enjoy, avoid content that they don't want to see. Think of it like tumblr's post and tag filtering system, but.. a little different.

Like the drug and alcohol addition and violence topics for example, can be very triggering to those who may have grown up with abusive parents or suffered through an abusive relationship themselves.

A community label on a post helps them avoid any post with that label entirely.

An asexual or sex repulsed person may not want to see posts that involve 18+/NSFW fics, headcanons, or art between characters. And most of the time writers sadly don't put content labels on fics, just 'trigger tags' and 'warnings' at the top of their fics.

And, while, to some that might seem like it's enough, having a community label on a post with any sort of mature/NSFW content would mean it's automatically hidden from someone who has the option to not see those posts turned on.

Rather than someone who is looking for content needing to go in and add a bunch of specific tags or words to their filter list, as a content creator, adding a community label to your post helps those browsing tumblr avoid what they don't want to see.

Sorta' like how on Ao3 you have to put E+ ratings on your fics if it has explicit sexual content. Those not wanting to see that, can filter it out.

And above all else, the most important reason as to why I'm making this post for all of the content creators who are adults out there reading this, that I'm begging you to please use content labels for:

If you’re under 18, posts with any content label will be hidden and your content label settings will be locked until you’re over 18.

What this means: If you are an adult and you post any type of 18+ writing/art with sexual content, violence, blood, drugs, alcohol, or virtually anything else that you, the creator, feel should not be seen by minors, because you don't want or like the fact that minors are interacting with your content in specific fandoms/ships/tags?

And you use a content label?

Any tumblr user registered as a minor, cannot see or interact with it.

At all.

And if they do/are able to somehow able to bypass this, I'm pretty sure you can take screenshots of their blog (if it says they're a minor) and them liking/reblogging your labeled work(s) and report them to tumblr staff for lying about their age.

Which, again, I'm pretty sure is against tumblr's TOS.

So not only are you, the creator, being kind and considerate of others in helping keep these posts labeled to help others filter out what might squick or trigger them, you're helping keep minors from viewing content they shouldn't be seeing/interacting with in the first place.

It's a win win situation either way.

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So Bee, how do I use content labels?

It's easy! On desktop, you just click this little box here:

Change it to the content label you want that's relevant to your post, add your favorite #tags, and boom you're done! It's that easy.

(I think it's the same for mobile? I'm not sure. I don't use the app.)

I think the content label help post also says you can mass label your posts too? But I'm not 100% sure.

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Q: But.. Won't this flag my blog as NSFW???

A: -sighs- No. That's a myth. And who told you that...?

Adding content labels to your posts will not mark/flag your blog as having sexual content, nor will it 'shadow ban' you and make you not able to interact with people.

You can however, have your blog flagged if you post/share NSFW/adult content like porn gifs, videos, art, ect, and you don't put a label on it, and then you get reported for it. (all the more reason to use the labels, right?)

Again, all content labels do is make it so that if someone's under 18, they can't see the posts with content labels, and those who are adults can avoid posts with specific labels they have turned on to hide.

It's more than just a courtesy feature. It is important.

It's just like tumblr's tag/post filtering system already is, but more advanced with the bonus of keeping mature content out of the hands of children.

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So... why does this post have a mature label...?

So minors can't see it, obviously. :)

Yes yes, I know, there will be some who can see it. I know there's probably more than enough who have lied about their age.

But when those who can't see it figure out that we (adults) start putting our foot down and labeling our content properly because it makes us, adults, uncomfortable that they, minors, are interacting with our works that are clearly meant for other adults, they'll probably end up sending hate anons about it to the creators of those in the fandom(s) for 'taking their favorite <thing> away from them.'

I'll probably get my fair bit of anon hate for this post anyway. But I've dealt enough with angry scammers going on anon in the past 5 months to honestly not care if a child throws a temper tantrum.

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To finish this post off:

If you are an adult, write smut, post spicy or even suggestive art, write yummy spicy headcanons with your favorite blorbos from your favorite movie/anime/show that contain any sort of drugs, alcohol, violence, and especially 18+/NSFW themes...

Please use content labels.

Not just to help protect yourself, but to help protect others.

Especially if you post mature works and it bothers you that minors interact with it.

Feel free to share this post with any and all other content creators, even those in other fandoms and communities who make 18+ works who might not know about content labels and how they work.

The more people who know, the better.

I hope you all had a great Holiday, and have a happy new year. :)

Stay hydrated, remember to eat, drink, and take your meds. Have a warm shower and be kind to yourself. 💖

-Bee

[mmmthornton]

I keep seeing people make fun of "that one" BillFord animatic and calling it cringe.

You guys.

I don't know how to tell you this, but every single human!Bill thing is cringe to me.

This is what you look like to me lol

[dirtychainsawconfessions]

I need to be a tied up fuck pig for the family. I’d let them all wreck my ass for hours, taking turns on me, using me up til I can’t think about anything but their cocks.