#i'm normal about samson

[nirikeehan]

i will never, ever get over the fact that apparently Samson grants himself a lordship

[oopsallmabari]

like here’s the thing. i do not have many ocs (for DA, at least) that deep down at their core are not good people. there are some that fuck up, some that are yknow. may have some questionable ethics, but i consider them mostly people that want to see good in the world and will contribute to the greater good. but eric is not a good person, and he is very deeply convinced that he is, and he is good at convincing others that he is. i think he would make a good inquisitor, but i also think that that inquisition would be a quietly horrifying one.

[estcaligo]

My favourite Sebek moments from this update (Book 7, chapter 11)

*what is this picture? who knows... *Spoilers, obviously

EQUESTRIAN CLUB LORE Silver's horse name is Samson and Sebek's - Tempest (ok ok I'm so normal about this) Once again, a reference to Sebek and books, I think, amazing And guess what other horse was called Samson?

Azul mentioned that someone uploaded a video of Equestrian club to Magicam and people were saying "He looks like a prince" (obviously about Silver but Azul actually says he meant both of them :)))

When Silver asked Sebek if he knew about it he said no because

But anyway Silver thought it was about his white horse Samson Sebek got jealous (big news) and said HIS horse - Tempest - is better and Prince of Horses ahsdkjhasdkah I can't with him (don't mind this wonky translator, I'm too lazy to type everything)

Next to Jack's dream

"To live in a dorm run by a man you can't respect. What an unlucky guy he is" - he comments on Jack's dream version of Leona (the opposite of irl Leona yikes) But then he adds "well, anyone who is not in Diasomnia is unlucky" lolol ok ok we get it you're proud as you should be

TEAM RAMSHACKLE OK YES Please Sebek transfer to Ramshackle at least for one week for one day for one second I beg you, It'll be fun I promise

Leona calls Sebek TsunTsun Head :)   ツンツン頭 can be translated as "spiky-haired" or "with spiky hair" (Leona was talking about their hair) but also it's a reference to Sebek's tsundere character :) Cute detail, imo

And what does Ruggie say about Sebek?? "That Diasomnia first-year - he's built just as well as Jack" RIGHT?? I've been saying!!! He literally has dumbbells in his room, like. Canon. Thank me again for drawing canon-accurate Sebek :)

Unprotected hand-holding with Leona :) My LeoSeb heart is throbbing aw (like someone once said on twttr - Sebek do be living his dating sim dream life lol)

Also oh? Main story SebeJack - "I have no intention to forgive a Sawanaclaw students who tried to hurt Young Master with their sneaky plan. But to think they also have someone like you…" Aaaa two tsunderes interacting yes pls

Next we have some lore about Baur. Sebek says his grandfather told him it was hot, but he couldn't imagine just how hot. He comments that Baur must've had a hard time when he (suddenly??) moved to the subarctic Briar Valley. *why did he say suddenly, what happened? Was he banished???

OH??? Baur also told Sebek that there were many different species, including Night Faes and that it was an easy/nice place to live.... Then why did he leave?????

Anyway! Sebek and Grim are hungry and wanna eat lots of doughnuts (3 doughnuts omg how Sebek.....) We've got options! Either we tell them to be modest, or we cheer them on hehe

OF COURSE SEBEK EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT

Then Ruggie wakes up and cries, of course. "Malleus you are heartless, you're not a human!!" - briefly And Idia comments "Well, he it's technically not, he's a fae" IDIA💀💀💀 Then Ruggie goes - "Ughhh These faes with their fae ways..."

And Sebek hears this and OF COURSE he says

LMAO CALM DOWN

Aslo I like this Moment with Silver. Our prince is stronk

That's it! In conclusion - Sebek is the best once again!!!

[bethanydelleman]

Taking a break from my usual programming to talk about Megara from Disney's Hercules being an awesome, flawed, complex, female character who has a very compelling arc.

The backstory, given by Hades, is that Meg sold her soul to him so her lover could live, but he left her for someone else. This makes her one of the very few Disney women who actually has romantic relationship baggage and experience. She is also older than Hercules (I think unique in Disney) though I think she's still mortal and within a normal lifespan. But the point is, she thought had the "Disney princess" perfect sacrificial romance, but then was betrayed.

She does fall in love and begins to believe that Hercules is a really good person, which inspires her to be better as well. Then Hercules finds out that Meg has been working for Hades the whole time and is heartbroken and betrayed. Meg sacrifices herself to save him, JUST LIKE BEFORE, but this time, she did pick a better guy and her sacrifice was honoured. Hercules probably has a far better reason to abandon Meg than previous boyfriend, but he doesn't: he goes to the underworld, retrieves her soul, and then, in another huge personal sacrifice, opts to stay with her instead of joining the gods on Mount Olympus.

She is shown as cynical, amoral, and sarcastic; not seeming to mind that she's helping Hades attempt to overthrow the other gods. Even though she likes Hercules, she agrees to attempt to find his weakness when Hades offers her personal freedom (that seems to be lifted from the story of Delilah and Samson, by the way). While she is a slave to Hades, that doesn't fully excuse her actions because we learn that she can refuse to serve him. Her motivation seems to primarily come from her not really thinking humanity is worth saving after her betrayal.

I loved this movie so much as a kid and I think I imprinted on Meg like some sort of baby duck. I love her song, I Won’t Say (I’m in Love) and how she struggles to get over her cynical views of relationships and men. But now, I'm amazed that she exists at all. She's a femme fatal who tried to take down the hero of the story and she both survives and gets a happy ending! She commited the Ultimate Narrative Woman Sin: she used her sexuality against a hero! She does make a huge sacrifice, dying to save both Hercules and the world, but in most stories she would have saved him and died (permanently). Instead, she's completely forgiven and Hercules risks his life to bring her back.

I love her. I love her story. She's the best. Can we have more of her please?

[thesoulspulse]

Haunted/Lost Soul & Final Epitaph Cast

I'm kinda cheating with this one since most of these aren't oc's, just genderbent au versions of some characters in the show. In these fanfics I was a lot more selective about who I genderbent and who I left alone for the sake of the narrative. Like Vlad for example, he's still the same for the most part except he becomes insanely overprotective of Danielle from the get-go so they're all very badger-cereal focused.

Haunted Soul: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14016455/1/Haunted-Soul

Final Epitaph (Haunted Soul Sequel): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14129141/1/Final-Epitaph

Lost Soul (Alternate TUE Fanfiction): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13761033/1/Lost-Soul?

Danielle/Dani Fenton (Haunted/Lost Soul & Final Epitaph): Not to be confused with Ellie, aka canon Danny's clone, this is Dani Fenton who is the genderbent version. Like the original Danny she loves astrology and space travel and hangs out with her best friends Sam and Trish. Unfortunately, her relationship with her parents isn't too good (Haunted Soul) and in the most extreme case scenario (Lost Soul) they even go so far as to kick her out of Fenton Works for being half-ghost so she ends up going to Vlad for help. I also wanted to expand on her ice powers more to help set her apart from the usual Danny we know. Things don't start off great between her and Vlad either but eventually they find some common ground, learning how to trust people again through each other, and becoming a great father/mentor and student/daughter duo.

Leo the Cat (Lost Soul): He's the kitty Vlad gifts Dani to make her feel more at home in the mansion. Too bad he was overshadowed by Nocturne to infiltrate their home, a rare ghost who can also suppress his ghost signature. Once that's all settled though Leo becomes a perfectly normal cat who absolutely adores his new owners!

Jason/Jace Fenton (Haunted/Lost Soul & Final Epitaph):: As the genderbent version of Jazz, Jason stays the same for the most part except he's even more overprotective of his younger sister because their parents are pretty toxic people in this AU. So when Vlad steps up to take care of her, Jason is on his side all the way. Especially after finding out how they bonded through their shared ghost portal trauma during the reunion their parents dragged them to. Jason even stayed another extra year in high school to make sure Dani would be alright without him running interference with Jack and Maddie at home.

Samson/Sam Manson (Haunted/Lost Soul & Final Epitaph): It was a challenge coming up with a formal name for my genderbent Sam but at least the first name got to stay the same! I really exaggerate his emo-goth attitude when it comes to Dani and protecting her, even going so far as to verbally lash out at Vlad for what a jerk he was to her when they first met. Not to mention how he left Sam in the woods alone to look for Dani, who had fallen under Freakshow's mind control (Haunted Soul).

Trish Foley (Haunted/Lost Soul & Final Epitaph): I still think my genderbent Tucker turned out amazing and I love Trish so much! She still gets jealous of Dani from time to time but thankfully Trish never lets it get too bad. Like Tucker, Trish loves techology, but this time around she's really into making synthetic music and recording videos of Dani singing. You can really tell why these two are best friends although sometimes it's not easy when ghost hunting gets especially dangerous for the non-powered members of the group. Yet they always find a way and Trish is surprisingly good at keeping Sam's temper in check by being the voice of reason instead of it going the other way around.

Vallen Grey (Haunted/Lost Soul & Final Epitaph): This time, ironically, Vlad made Vallen a ghost hunter to actually help rather than hinder Dani. He also warms up to her a lot faster after learning she pulled some strings with Vlad's help- aka Vlad pretended Dani brought the problem to his attention- so his dad could keep his job at Axion Labs. So he definitely has a soft spot for her thanks to that plus I wrote Vallen in such a way as to be a good-natured guy from the start who indirectly kept the popular kids off Dani's back as much as possible.

Freakshow (Haunted Soul): It was a challenge to make an au version of Freakshow attractive but I'd say I did a good job. Too bad he's WAY more evil than the original too and makes the fatal mistake of targeting Vlad's precious little badger which causes her to temporarily lose her memories. Enraged, Vlad impulsively sneaks into the Amity Park penitentiary to confront him and accidentally grants his greatest wish to become a ghost, which ends up only making him a greater threat to Dani. Eventually Dani overcomes his hypnotic spell and with Vlad's help, they defeat Freakshow and Vlad crushes his core to ensure that freak will never be able to threaten her again.

Banshee (Final Epitaph): This brief encounter leads to several interesting discoveries with Dani's powers, but unfortunately she had to lose her voice to a banshee who has stolen many beautiful voices over the years. The Banshee also raises Kelpies in the Ghost Zone, an endangered species of man-eating mystical horses who live underwater. Much like Freakshow however, Vlad teaches her a painful lesson not to mess with Dani by ripping out her vocal cords (yikes) with cruel surgical precision after the fact while Dani is unconscious from using her new ability to create attacks using powerful sound waves.

Nocturne & his Dreamweavers (Final Epitaph and Lost Soul): This is my take on a good Nocturne au where he indirectly guides people by weaving threads from the Tapestry of Fate into their dreams with the help of the three Fates and his Dreamweavers. In "Final Epitaph" he wants to learn what role Dani and Vlad have to play in a possible future where the Ghost King returns once more to dominate both their worlds. Similarly, in "Lost Soul" Nocturne misinterprets a vision and decides to take matters into his own hands to trap Dani inside of her own dream to prevent a terrible future from taking place where she becomes full ghost and destroys everything, turning the Earth itself into a frozen wasteland.

Astra (Lost Soul): I'm surprised more people haven't tried to do this in the phandom honestly, make a genderbent Dan equivilant I mean. Well that's who this is! I named her Astra as a nod to Dani's love for astrology. As for what she's like, well, basically she's an ice queen that revels in destruction and chaos who instead of being a fusion of Dani's ghost half and Vlad's, she absorbed Nocturne's power instead to plunge the entire Earth into an icy sleep of death.

The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse (Final Epitaph & Dirge, aka the old version of the story): I'll just ignore the old design for Death's horse and just show off the current one instead. Anyways, these are the four steeds that belong to the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Death (White), Famine (Green), Conquest (Nightmare), and War (Red).

Prince Dorian (Haunted Soul and Final Epitaph): Last but not least we have my genderbent Princess Dorathea, aka Prince Dorian. I originally wrote him in for a one off encounter but then enjoyed it so much I wanted to include him again. Guess I'm a sucker for chivalrous types! He's such a sweetheart and feels indebted to Dani for saving him from the Banshee, who had mesmerized him while he was trying to help find and retrieve her stolen voice from that wicked woman.

P.S. There are two more oc's I haven't drawn but I'll add them here as a two honorable mentions. Their names are Cedric, he's the cook, and Isla, she's Vlad's housekeeper.

[flamboyant-king]

The world is a stage and I'm God's favorite clown. The heavens cheer for an encore and I'm revived once more.

I have this one scenario that brings Cain to respect Samson more than just some unpaid "bodyguard." I just can't freaking draw it for the life of me. So, have some stuff I drew and have my intentions/the context under the cut. Bazinga.

Eve catches wind of possible treasures that, of course, attract Cain's attention, so she gives them the coordinates and let's them do their thing. Cain and Samson are lured into a cave where they are ambushed by 30-ish drug cartel members because Mr. Cain just loves money, mischief, and manipulation. Before they could even react, Cain is shot multiple times and collapses to the floor. Samson was shot too, but remains standing looking down at Cain. The men taunt Samson for being a poor bodyguard and shoot at him again. Samson is unfazed as he walks over to one of the stalagmites. The men are at a loss, why does it seem like the bullets do nothing? Samson grabs the tip of the stalagmite and kicks at the base, detaching the thing from the floor. The men are intimidated, realizing what is going to happen next.

It's clubbin' time. *beats you to death* *beats you to death* *beats you death* x30

It's a gosh dang mess. Bludgeoned. Crushed. Impaled. Minced. Just blood all over the place. A normal Thursday afternoon for Samson. And a normal episode of Samson goes Bananas broadcasted on Angel TV.

When it seems they're all dead, Samson calms down. It's quiet now. Except for a quiet moan. How unlikely, someone alive after his rampage? He turns around and is absolutely dumbfounded. Cain's lying on the ground rubbing his head like he's hungover. He pushes himself up and looks around. Bodies strewn about and Samson in the middle of it all covered in blood. All of their blood.

"Cain? You're Alive?"

Cain looks at himself now. He's covered in blood too. His own blood.

"Oh. Haha yeah. You see. I can't die. I'm not allowed to die. GOD WON'T LET ME DIE!"

Cain has his spontaneous old man meltdown while Samson just watches. It's a lot to take in and it's a lot to let out. Cain gasps for air and the angels laugh out loud. Humanity is hilarious. Mortality is amusing.

Samson kneels down in front of Cain, placing a hand on his shoulder, mirroring the gesture of when they first met.

"I know I'm here to protect you, but can I promise you this? With all my strength, not only will I keep you safe, but I will also be the one who kills you."

The angels' laughter stops.

Cain chuckles.

"I hope you do."

And then they kiss. No they don't. But wouldn't that be pretty gay? Nah, they leave the cave and go back to their car that's parked a mile or so deep into the forest.

Samson gets in first. Cain has to make a quick phone call to his dear friend, Eve.

Cain hangs up and sits in the car, as well. It's quiet now.

Then Samson starts snoring.

Unbelievable.

--

You know me, I like to have a bit of drama sprinkled in my shit posting just for continuity and like a basis to go off of.

Eve was one of Cain's blood donation "whores," but Samson is here now, so she's relaxing and just gathering information. She usually cleans up the messes Cain leaves behind. Evidence, bodies, or just looting. (I have an example of a mess she cleans up, but that's backstory I might get to.)

Cain will try any and every method to bring in more money, maybe robbing banks, maybe treasure hunting, maybe working a lemonade stand. OH MY GOD, Jacob and Esau running a lemonade stand for Cain that's freaking so stupid. Cain mostly is a loan shark, but he dabbles in the black market with stolen goods and stolen guts.

Samson has some debt with Cain he is repaying by being his "bodyguard." Sending Bethany to stupid fancy Christian academy is expensive. Assisting Cain on excursions, breaking traps, or helping collect pay from certain folks. Samson and Bethany get to sleep at Cain's hideout, but shhh no one can know where it is. Bethany, why did you bring Lazarus here. Gosh dangit.

The practically immortality comes from Cain's Curse "bestowed" on him by God for killing his brother, Abel. (Of which I do have sketched, but that's a mess Eve will have to clean up too.) No harm can come to Cain and those who harm him get returned to them sevenfold. So, if Cain is stabbed, the person would be wrung like a wet towel and slapped across the asscheeks of an elephant and laid down to be trampled on by said elephant.

That's what I got so far. Have Samson all bloodied up close and personal cause gosh dangit I did good on the blood. Love you guys!

Have a good and cringey freaking day.

[littlelioncub43]

Lloyd and dark!reader who sits on his face and rides that mustache forcefully😩 Lloyd passes out because she doesn’t let him breath, but reader doesn’t care. She just keeps going

Ah! I'm feeling soft, but I'll indulge in this thot because it's hot 🥴

NSFW below the cut! Dark!reader and dark content (non/dub con), if you dont like it, you don't have to read it 💖

You could tell he was close. To passing out, that is. His eyes had that glazed look they always do when he's just at his limit, his bound arms yank at the ropes as his instincts kick in, fighting to keep him alive. You weren't going to kill him, no no no, he was too pretty to kill.

You were going to keep riding his face until he lost consciousness, that was certain. You both knew it.

"There we go, that's it, so close aren't you, Lloyd?" You coo through your sultry moans, the grip you had on his hair only tightening as he tries to thrash around, albeit very weakly. A few pathetic whimpers vibrate against your soaking cunt as his answer. You can practically hear him begging for you to let him breathe, to get off, to touch his dick, to give him a break— anything.

"Oh, I know, sweetie, I know," you mock and grind down a little faster, loving the way his mustache roughly tickles your clit. A pleased shiver runs up your spine and you let out another throaty moan.

He hated when did that— mock him with your moans and whimpers, telling him how good you feel while reminding him how little you care about him. Lloyd does his best to glare up at you but the black dots that dance around the corners of his vision grow bigger and bigger until he's going limp on the bed beneath you.

You give a soft giggle when you feel his head grow heavy in your grip, glancing down you find his eyes shut and relaxed. He looks so pretty with your juices running down his flushed cheeks. A few more nasty grinds of your hips and you're cumming all over his placid face. You laugh to yourself and catch your breath, slowly grinding to ride out your high.

When you finally lift yourself off of Lloyd you can't help but giggle again. There laid the Big Bad Hansen, unconscious and tied to your bed, his own cum smeared along his stomach, then your cum coating his face and neck. He was going to be so pissed, it made you giddy.

You climb off him with trembling legs and clean yourself up. Once you're dressed in your silk pajamas, you decide to be nice and clean Lloyd up yourself. Normally, you'd have one of your butlers do it for you, but you decide to spare the old man the trouble of cleaning up your partner? Enemy? Fuck buddy? Whatever the fuck Lloyd was to you, he was a fucking mess.

"There you go, Hansen," you say to his unconscious body as you pull his boxers up his legs, his skin clean and fresh from your favorite wipes. With a satisfied nod, you turn and head for your office, telling Samson to show Mr. Hansen the door once he wakes up.

[birbsnborbs]

another veilguard ramble

you know i actually have a lot of thoughts and feelings (sad, angry, and baffled) about the fact potion crafting isnt a thing in veilguard- mainly because it removes the flora of Dragon Age from the game. I legit almost cried in Arlathan Forest, because the first thing I did once i was able to explore was look for elfroot and crystal grace. To me the removal of the flora ties into (at least in my brain, there is a connection here) how lyrium potions and healing (in general) are no longer options in this game. Seeing as elfroot is a big ingredient in the healing and lyrium potions. As we know, lyrium potions have a steep lore behind them. The way both mages and templars are dependant on their use, the entire Cullen and Samson thing in DA:2 and DA:3, the entire titan debacle. Which once you remove the ability to create and use those potions, you kinda erase that history? It feels like there is a loss here. Also, i'm a predominately dwarf player in the game! But when I do play a non-dwarf I also go for mage. Specifically, i love playing a healer. Which is no longer an option at all! And you can't even make healing potions for your party! So that element of play, and potential rollplaying is just completely erased. (Also, gonna acknowledge here how the roll playing potential of playing a Templar is also gone- I think especially due to the lack of Lyrium Potions- you can't even specialize in it. Which yea they wanted to showcase the Slayer and the Reaper specialties, but they've been able to showcase new specialties without erasing previous ones before. God this just makes me so... also i see the lack of blood mage option. Don't think I forgot about blood magic.) However, the game kinda has to erase these elements to even make the beginning make sense- to make a lot of story beats make sense. On a small scale we see this when you pick either Harding or Neve to be injured- in the first opening act. Rationally they should just be able to take a drink of healing potion, or they should go and see a healer. Not just suffer the injuries. They get no medical attention, at least thats how i understood it. Cause if they did, you'd think the bruising would have subsided. You can argue that, ok well it has to happen this way so one of the two stays behind. But maybe they need to head to the Veil Jumpers to get an elfroot potion because we ran out, or they have healers on their team that could assist either Neve or Harding so they have to go? Also, it would add some good character conflict/discussion, if they refuse to see the healer and you have to talk them into it. Anyways, we can all see i'm being very normal about all of this.

[6-maranatha-scours-the-universe]

Loving the Angels of Kill Six Billion Demons

I'm just going to use examples from the earlier volumes of KSBD (from a limited area because I haven't read much). I can't help but love the angels in KSBD not just from the fact of the intense creativity of the artist (Tom Parkinson-Morgan) working on the webcomic but from the fact that it kind of embraces the duality of angel depictions that internet culture has been meming about for a little bit. You know what I'm talking about. The biblically accurate angels memes. (Also I'm largely unaware of the pronoun conventions of the angels in KSBD but I'll just use nonbinary pronouns for them all.)

As much as I enjoy these memes because they are funny, they actually create a pretty inaccurate image of what angels look like in the Bible because they just choose to over-represent angels like the Ophanim and Cherubim from the Book of Ezekiel.

Depiction of Ezekiel's Vision from the first chapter of the Book of Ezekiel (there are four angelic figures in the chapters but this one only shows two) by an unknown artist. But in the Bible, the majority of angelic figures other than these ones are just... dudes, I mean that in that they are non-cosmic horror-looking figures. While the majority of angels aren't particularly well described we can tell who are, and who aren't angels because of the Hebrew word Malakh which means "messenger." And it sort of makes sense that the majority of the time these messengers sent by God would generally be amiable-looking humanoids when interacting with humans as opposed to always looking like cosmic horrors inspiring nigh madness-like awe. I think a good example of an angel is the(or an) angel of the Lord who appears multiple times in the Bible at key points to relay messages from God to humans at multiple key points. For bringing Manoah's barren wife, then Manoah, (Judges 13:12-18, 13:21) that she's going to give birth to Samson and instructions as to what to do with Samson. This dude probably looked normal to them, or normalish in their context. Look this isn't trying to be professional because I just want to give some proper appreciation for KSBD for towing that line between cosmic horror and normalish looking human (or humanoid) in the context they live. The specific points in KSBD that I want to bring attention to are 82 White Chain (full name "82 White Chain Born in Emptiness Returns to Subdue Evil") and their form in the Void. With the more recognizably "biblically accurate" angels appearing as their true forms in the Void while they await reincarnation or release from their banishment.

Incarnate

In the Void

Some other angels in KSBD also at the very least have the appearance of "maybe they're just going to say hi and not kill me" in their incarnate forms (in the context of the multiversal world) of KSBD. Like 2 Michael.

Incarnate

Form in the Void 1 Metatron and 6 Juggernaut Star Scours the Universe are imo the angels that are universally the most alien (even in the context of the multiversal reality they inhabit). Juggernaut for being metal as fuck looking in all forms and Metatron for their size to be representative of their closeness to divinity

In the Void (Juggernaut)

Incarnate (Juggernaut)

Void (Metatron)

Idk. This isn't meant to be a professional examination of these characters in relation to biblical angels. Hell, the angels in KSBD aren't even directly relatable to biblical angels in a metaphysical sense because of the mix of Gnosticism and Dharmic religious theology influencing worldbuilding. Fuck it lol. It's good art..... also I stole some of Juggernaut's name for this Tumblr account name lol. Sources for the Art: https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-are-biblically-accurate-angels-and-why-are-they-a-meme https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/biblically-accurate-angels-be-not-afraid https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ezekiel%27s_vision.jpg https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/wielder-of-names-1-8/ https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/ksbd-1-14/ https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/wielder-of-names-1-5/ https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/wielder-of-names-3-56/ https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/wielder-of-names-1-10/ https://orbitaldropkick.tumblr.com/post/82091686323/the-angel-called-6-juggernaut-star-scours-the https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/wielder-of-names-2-24-incarnate/

[theluckywizard]

Get to Know the Fic Writer

Thank you for the tag @leggywillow 🥰 Gosh I think I did this last year? Things have changed a bit!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

43

2. What’s your total AO3 word count? 463,350

3. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

In the Shattering of Things (Cullen x f!Trevelyan, Hawke x f!Trevelyan) 141

The Boy Who Talked Too Much (Alistair x f!Cousland) 67

Some Kind of Witchcraft (Cullen x f!Trevelyan) 59

Unvarnished (Blackwall x f!Trevelyan) 57

The Protestations of the Commander's Bed (Cullen x f!Trevelyan) 46

4. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Always! Oh man alwayyyys. I am so grateful for anyone who takes that extra moment to share something they liked or a thought that popped into their head. Truly. It's a special kind of reader that leaves comments. They really are the fuel that keep me going! Especially on my long fic I feel like I'm getting to know some of my readers and I love the discussions I've gotten into about my blorbo and her interactions with canon characters. OR just canon characters!

5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Probably Fractures. I wrote it especially for Whumptober and in it Cullen's obsession with Samson led to a throwdown in Emprise that nearly left him dead and Rose is understandably at her wits end with him. They have 'make up sex' that does nothing to resolve any of the feelings of betrayal and abandonment and anger that Rose feels.

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

Probably The Commander, the Tevinter, and a Bottle of Lightning a Cullen & Dorian, Cullen POV fic where Cullen's romance with Rose Trevelyan seems to finally be coming to a head at long last.

7. Do you write crossovers?

Not yet! Probably won't though.

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

The closest is maybe vocal dislike of an original character. He's a competing love interest though, so I get it. People have their preferences and want to nudge me a certain way.

9. Do you write smut?

LOLLLL yes. 4 of my top 5 above are explicitly smuts and my long fic has 4 at this point. My friend @nirikeehan says "be the smut you wish to see in the world" so I try to write joyful, consensual, authentic feeling smuts that also capture the awkwardness/silliness/normality of sex. My hope is that someone reading it who isn't quite experienced with this stuff gets to see a really positive, realistic portrayal.

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge.

11. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Nope

12. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Not yet!

13. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

I can't show my whole ass in the midst of a multiship long fic, so I will keep quiet on this one 🤐

14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

A Splinter of Light (my Rose and Dorian get stranded in the future during In Hushed Whispers Nightmare!AU fic)

15. What are your writing strengths?

Believable dialogue and banter, authentically drawn characters readers can root for, lively descriptions

16. What are your writing weaknesses?

PLOT. It's just always been a struggle for me. World building too. LISTEN. There's a reason I'm writing fan fic LOL. Though I recently got Scapple (from the Scrivener makers) and it has been a game changer! I'm using it for my long fic and my other major WIP Kiss Me Moonstruck right now.

17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I've done it for a few select lines during Wicked Eyes Wicked Hearts, mostly to underscore how bad Hawke is at speaking Orlesian. But generally I will just note when a character is speaking in a new language.

18. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Dragon Age! I stumbled into it a smidge over a year ago (after playing for 9ish years) and love it so much!

19. What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to?

Cullen/Bethany Hawke

20. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

Oh man, barring my long fic which is my baby and still in progress it would probably have to be my new Cullen POV fic Thirst that digs into the lead up to his crisis during the Perseverance quest. But Kiss Me Moonstruck is my Hawke x f!Trevelyan MatchmakingMoms!AU WIP set during DA2, Act 2 and mannnn nothing makes me smile and laugh like this fic. I can't wait to publish it!

Tagging @delicatefade, @bluewren, @samseabxrn, @rowanisawriter, @greypetrel, @nirikeehan, @spicywarl0ck, @monocytogenes

[nirikeehan]

@monocytogenes's meme generating genius strikes again

[irish-urn]

may I present to you more Dasey songs for Derek to sing to Casey? Im a little obsessed with the idea of Casey realizing and coming to accept Derek through his heartsongs...

starting with Dirty Little Secret MUCH to Casey's confusion (cause surely there's another interpretation to that), or maybe Shes So Mean by Matchbox 20 in the middle of a fight, Chocolate by Snow Patrol (particularly the second verse) as he's pretending not to be in love with her), Jealous by Labyrinth when she's with another guy and he's sad about it, or alternatively Figure You Out in a particularly tense moment of angry jealousy, Iris by The goo goo dolls in a moment of tender vulnerability, Play Pretend by Alex Samson when he's comforting her after a breakup, She Is The Sunlight right before Casey decides to go ahead and kiss him, All I Need by Mat Kearney when they are together but facing the hard reality of what their relationship is ...

I just have sooo many ideas.

Ohhhhh my goodness. Okay, so I don't actually know half of these songs, which means I need to listen to them tomorrow, but, like--

WHEN does Casey get this ability? Right before she goes to University? Does listening to Derek's heart songs make her think that maybe he needs her around? After all, he asked her to stay, right? And that's... That's just... She's WANTED to be his friend for, like, ever! They're family! Somehow. In a weird way. And, yeah, maybe she catches hints of melody when he's glancing at her and she shoves it as far away as possible and purposely looks at someone else and ignores the sound of his voice behind her ("You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be and I don't wanna go home right now.")...

Does she run from it? Does she accept the first date she's asked on; hisses a little as she listens to Derek sing (because Figure You Out is SO GOOD, you're right), and then does this guy sing some crass song about getting lucky, all about Casey's looks and not she, herself; and does she leave the date early and does Derek find her because of COURSE he does; and when they're sitting on a bench together, does she admit she's afraid? Does she whisper, "I don't know what I'm supposed to do. What's the right thing here? No matter what happens... Someone gets hurt."

Does Derek just knock his knee against hers, and there is blessed silence? Does he walk her back to her dorm, and teases her and pokes her like everything is normal? Does she wait for him to sing something, but there's nothing until, after her door is closed and she's opened the window for a small breeze, she catches a glimpse of him walking to his residence, and hears him singing, "And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more, just to be the man that walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door."

And does she cry herself to sleep?

[sleepyselkiesims]

Part 29

Awww, thanks, Mayami! I'm sorry you never got to see your kids grow up. You were a great chef.

After Siobhan's birthday, life continued on as normal.

...ok.

Luca did his best to help Siobhan with her schoolwork, even though she didn't enjoy school at all.

What she really liked was taking care of Samson, much to the dog's dismay.

Wow, one walk sure left poor Samson in a righ ol' mess...

But Siobhan really did like all aspects of dog care! Yay!

Aurora would've sped up the job, but turns out scruberoo doesn't work on pets. There were plenty of other things that needed her magical attention anyway!

You fix one thing, another breaks...

Aurora spent every spare moment building her magical prowess. She didn't want to end up overcharged from trying to fix things!

Although that pesky baby bump made it really hard to focus.

Luckily the hard work paid off, and Aurora could finally make getting food easier!

She didn't end up using it much, since she loved the stall foods and live music.

Besides, nothing could stop her for asking random people for food!

Oh hey, Dante! How're you feeling about being a papa?

...ok, it's going well!

Luca for one couldn't wait to meet his new baby! He was gonna be a great dad!

Although uhhh... they were probably going to need a bigger living space. Privacy was tough to come by as it was...

Siobhan was also super excited for the new baby! While Aurora made baby clothes, Siobhan gushed about all the cute things she'd do with the baby.

In fact, Siobhan already had a list of baby names! Which Aurora did her best to support, though "Sparky McEdgelord" wasn't ever going to be a reality.

Poor Samson did not enjoy everyone succumbing to the baby fever.

Never fear, doggy! There will always be love for you!

Bonus

Oh, so Luca doesn't like PDA, but is fine swooning for a virtual audience??

....That is some really cold-blooded revenge, Aurora. Geez, these guys don't understand privacy!

[skylarstark4826]

I do not own Avatar

Strip Poker

'Bored' Trudy thought to herself as she lay on her bed staring up into the ceilling. She hated days like this. Days when Jake and Grace went on some adventure with the Na'vi. Sometime they were away for days at a time. It drove her insane. It keep her away from her natural element.

The sky, that was where she felt most at home. Flying her Samson through the skies of Pandora, seeing the beauty of the Hallejuah mountains that floated in the sky like something out of a fantasy story.

She was a wild bird, not ment to live in a cage. She heard the sound of Norm fiddling with something in the lab. 'Well it ain't all bad' she thought as she got up from her bed and headed out of the sleeping area to see what there resident genius was up to.

Normally Trudy didn't interact with the "Brainiac" as she called them. The only one she really like was Grace and that was cause of her take no shot attitude. But still Norm Spellman had a kind of ssweet geeky charm that made it so she couldn't help but like the kid.

"Hey Norm" she said. "Hey Trudy" he said before peering down a microscope and writing something down. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Just finishing off checking some specimens" he said before heading over to the table. "Need any help?" she asked.

"No i'm done with the test" he said before sitting down. She said nothing only looked at him with mild interest.

"If you're that bored Trudy you could go outside and watch the grass grow". She laughed at his suggestion and said "I can't help it, i'm going steer crazy being cooped up in this little shack, I'm suppose to be flying you guys around this planet not sitting around while Jake and Grace get to have all the fun"

"Tell me about it, I spent years studying everything about the Na'vi, their culture, history, language, and here i am examining plant cells" he said sounding frustrated.

"That's got to suck" she said. "Yeah but i can't really blame Jake for it though, he didn't ask for it to happen"he said begrudgingly.

"Hey how about you and i go for a little flight around the mountains" she suggested. "We're terribly sorry but all flights have been grounded due to adverse weather conditions" he said impersonating annoucements while pointing to the window.

This was the first time Trudy noticed the heavy rain outside making flying impossible. "Yp got to be kidding me" she said after about five minute of staring at the rain hoping for it to stop.

"If you want something to pass the time i have a rubrix cube in my bag" he said. Trudy turned around and saw that Norm was playing with a deck of card on the table.

"What the hell are you doing?" she asked. "Playing solitaire" he said confused.

"Back up, you had a deck of cards with you this whole time and you never told me" she said. Norm said nothing, he didn't have time to , Trudy sat down at the table asked for the cards. He handed them to her as she began to deal them out.

"What are you doing" he asked confused. "You and me are gonig to play poker" she said.

"We don't have any money" Norm pointed out.

"I neevr said we were playing for money, this is a game of strip poker" she said.

"Strip...Poker" Norm said shocked. "What the matter got something you want to hide" Trudy insinuated.

Norm blushed and remained silent. "Don't worry i'll go easy on you, but i'm looking forward to winnig this game after all I've heard big thing come in small packages" she said smiling impishly as she dealt the card.

'Oh how wrong you are' Norm thought to himself smiling on the inside.

After many turns Trudy was down to her underwear whereas Norm had only lost his shirt, vest and left shoe. Now she was really starting to sweat, she thought she'd be mopping the floor with Norm. She thougth he'd be doing a strip tease for her, not the other way around.

Trudy couldn't help but stare at Norm despite her situation. He looked like a wimp but was actually quite well built. ' Wouldn't mind me some of that' she thought herself. 'Get your mind out of the gutter Trudy' she chastised herself

Norm was thinking very interesting thought about Trudy. He alway thougth she was beautiful, perhaps the most beauitful woman he had ever meet but now he had a full view of her and he could keep his eyes off her.

Trudy smiled as she looked at her hand and said "Looks like the winds have changed my friend". With that she revealed her four 10. "Lose the pants" she said.

"Not so fast" he said revealing his hand. he had four kings. 'You've got to be kidding me ' she thought. "Lose the bra" he said grinning like a Cheshire Cat.

"Not so fast, how did you do it, how are you so good" she asked suspiously. "Beginners luck" he said. With she shot him a look that remind him who he was dealing with and that she could kill him quite easily.

"Ok, truth is my brother used to teach me how to play when i was a kid" he said. "Go on" she said realising their was more to the story. " And in college a lot of my income came from poker games, they all fell for the same trick, they all thought i was some naive kid with absolutely no skill at the game at all but i happened to have a great poker face and ability to read people"

Her face softened and she smiled and said "That a pretty good trick, well i guess i have to keep my word and follow the rules of the game" she said before getting up and heading across to Norm.

She sat on his lap and kissed him on the mouth. She them began to unhooked her bra when suddenly they heard a loud hissing noise. Trudy grabbed her clothes and sprinted into the bathroom. Norm was left sitting in the chair speechless. "Norm get in here and help Jake get out of his pod" Grace shouted getting out of hers.

Returning to reality he said "Yes Dr Ausgustine" and got up and helped Jake out of his pod.

Later that Night.

Norm was laying his bunk going over the event in his mind. Trudy had kissed him and if Jake and Grace hadn't interrupted them who know what would have happened. He decided just to put it to the back of his mind and chalk it up to a one off thing. Trudy wasn't interested in a guy like him he told himself before turning over to get to sleep.

Just then He felt something climb into his bed and say "Mind scooting over a little".

"Trudy he said "What are you..." he began before being cut off by Trudy who kissed him and said "Picking up where we left off".

[barely-coherent]

Sebastian x Elliot Headcanons

I'm down bad for these two quiet

They probably met at the dock

Imagine there's normal weather patterns and it can randomly start raining okay?

So sebastian has a computer so he probably checks the weather

Elliott has no TV, no computer so he can't check

Sebastian starts walking to the dock right before it starts raining

Elliott is already out there

And it just starts POURING

Like really coming down

Elliott is like "Oh no" and runs over asking if he can use Sebs umbrella just until he can get inside

Sebastian is like "Uh sure" and they walk over to his cabin and Elliot suddenly looks really inspired

"Thanks, I can add this to my romance book!" And rushes inside and Sebastian is just standing there like "You can h w a t"

A few days later Sebastian comes back and is like "Hey, about that umbrella thing, wtf do you mean add it to your book, I just walked you a couple feet."

And Elliott starts going off like "Okay so you know how it's the cliche kiss at the end of a date outside the front door and like sharing an umbrella gets them close? So I was thinking-"

And Sebastian just listens

And he's like "Oh no"

Cause Elliot has a really nice voice

My voice claim for him is Liam O'Brien from Vox Machina

ANYWAY

Sebastian is just like "Uh huh, cool" And walks away like "OH NO"

I imagine he goes home and texts Sam like "I think I have an idea for a song"

And Sam is like "OH HELL YEAH" cause he thinks Sebastians song will be sick as hell

And then they try it out and it's like this love song about someone being super out of their league

And Sam and Abby are like "... Man, are you good?"

And he's like "You can't laugh at me."

And they nod with their fingers crossed

"Y'know the guy that lives on the beach?"

They start nodding

"Also a loner, probably mentally ill, it checks out."

And then go over to Elliott and he's writing poetry about how he wants to kiss the carpenters son

I may be projecting but I think Sebastian falls soft and slow while Elliot falls hard and fast

So with Sebastian being like "Yeah, Elliott's lowkey fine as hell" He didn't know what to do

Also, Elliott is a stoner because I said so

One day Sebastian enters the saloon and he just REEKS of weed and Elliott just sniffs the air and is like "Perfect smoke circle acquired"

He doesn't really know how to approach Sebastian about it though

But Sam is trying to be a wingman and is like "Elliott, my bud, my pal, my good good friend, can I ask a favor?" And asks him to review the song that Sebastian wrote

Sebastian is like "Wtf are you doing?"

"Helping."

And Elliott is like "Sure, okay"

And after a while of reading it he's like "It sounds like you wrote it high. Like this doesn't seem like him, was he high?"

And Sebastian let's out a laugh and is like "They wouldn't put it past me but no, I wasn't high."

And Elliott is like "We should smoke some time, that would be fun."

And Sebastian is like "Alright fine."

ALSO MY FARMER IS ALSO A STONER

They meet up to smoke and Elliott is like "Did you know the farmer is really good at baking? Both ways too."

And Sebastian laughs

Like actually laughs as Elliott hands him a brownie

They both lie on the floor and get high and then Elliott is like "That was a love song, yeah?"

"Huh? Oh yeah."

"Hmm... Was it about someone specifically?"

Sebastian is like "Yeah, how'd you know?"

"There were a couple lines about living on the beach and not living up to a romance book expectations"

And Sebastian is like "I gotta call someone real quick" and pulls out his phone

"SAMSON WHAT THE FUCK NOW HE KNOWS"

And Elliott is like "Don't worry, I thought it was cute."

They talk it out

Elliott is like "I could take you on the best date of your life"

And Sebastian is like "The only date of my life."

Elliott is like "How much do bus tickets cost to Zuzu city?"

And Seb is like "... You ever ridden a motorcycle?"

The date is honestly pretty fun

They go to a library and Elliott buys him some new sci-fi books

They also go thrift shopping

Afterwards, Seb is like "That was fun"

And Elliott just nods with this look on his face like he's almost sad

And Sebastian is like "Do you wanna... come in?"

So Sebastian sneaks him into his room

NSFW MINORS DNI

Ngl, it probably doesn't start right away

Elliott is like "Tell me if I'm wrong but I have a feeling this room is soundproofed"

And Sebastian is like "And from that you know why I invited you in?"

And Elliott just looks at him awkwardly before Sebastian just pounces

It's a little awkward, teeth clash and their noses bump but it's perfect to them

They both chuckle a bit at the clumsiness before angling their heads for a better connection

Elliott had ditched his coat snd vest for the date so there was a lot less clothing in the way

The new hoodie Sebastian got had a zipper so there was easier removal

Elliott however had gone for a half button shirt

As he pulled it off, his hair was pulled back and Sevastian groaned at the sight

"You look good with your hair pulled back"

Elliott grinned and grabbed a hair tie from his wrist, tying it back into a ponytail

Sebastian bit his lip and pulled him back in for another kiss

As they shimmied their pants off Sebastian motioned to his desk

"Condoms, lube"

Elliott quickly got them before turning around to see Sebastian stroking himself, hand in his boxers

Elliott had to hold back a growl at Sebastians panting face

As he climbed back on the bed, Sebastian fully removed his boxers and leaned back slightly

Elliott slicked up his fingers and pushed one in

"That feel okay?"

"Mhm! More than okay."

As Elliott added a second finger Sebastian threw his head back and moaned

Elliott was a goner for his expression, pulling out his fingers and ripping open the condom wrapper

He held himself above Sebastian and kissed him, interlocking their fingers as he pressed in

Sebastians mouth fell open in a silent moan and grabbed onto Elliotts hair, pulling slightly

"Fuck, baby, do that again." Elliot whined as he began to rock his hips

Sebastian continued tugging Elliotts hair, pulling him down to his neck

Elliott took that as a cue to start sucking and biting his neck, dark red splotches being left behind in his wake

At a particularly hard bite, Sebastian arches his back and clenched around Elliott, making him grin

"You like when it hurts, love?"

Sebastian nodded, squirming as Elliot bit down again

Elliott started moving his hips faster, gripping onto Sebastians hips and dogging his nails in

"Fuck, oh fuck! Yes, like that!" Sebastian tugged Elliotts hair harder, losing himself in the pleasure

A growl from Elliott made Sebastians eyes open, looking at the purely animalistic look of Elliotts face

Sebastian burned that into his memory, feeling himself getting close

"You close? C'mon, cum for me, be a good boy."

Sebastian tipped over the edge with that and let out stuttered gasps, attempting to close his legs around Elliott as he shot ropes across his chest

With a few more pumps, Elliott filled the condom and gently pulled out of Sebastian, tying it off and throwing it in the trash can

"Shh, you did so well, you were so good." Elliott stroked his hair, holding him close to his chest

As Sebastians breathing evened out he stretched from staying in the same position and yawned

"Can you get me a towel? Bathroom's upstairs next to the kitchen." He mumbled and let his head fall back to his pillow

Elliott returned shortly after along with a glass of water

Sebastian slowly sipped the water as Elliott wiped him down

After he had finished about half the glass, he set it down and stretched out his arms for Elliott

"Stay the night, I'll think of an excuse tomorrow morning"

The next morning, Sebastian walked Elliott back to his cabin and chuckled

"Just like the book" He grinned and kissed Elliott before waving and making his way back

Bonus

"So, you had fun last night" Abigail grinned at him

"I have no clue what you're talking about."

Sam walked up behind him and pulled his hood higher up his neck

"The hood isn't as high as you think it is, Seb." And Sebastian immediately realized why Demetrius looked more disappointed than usual

"So how was it?"

"I'm not telling my best friends about my sex life."

"Ooh, that means it was kinky~"

"Maybe we stop talking now."

[doki-doki-lesbian1225]

i uh. wrote track names and descriptions for a take on the same puppet

oh and uh. credits to rejona. because i used her take on top as a basis for samson being. a yeehaw.

oh yeah. samson is a yeehaw cowboy gunsmith who used to work with j.v before uh. getting split one way or another. i dunno maybe the dark worlds were connected and got separated when something happened (maybe fuckin'. the roaring is the term used to refer to it for funsies)

the lightners are uh. ever so slightly off for the fun of it. all that really matters is that Kris is Kriss, Susie is Suzy, and Ralsei is Ralzae

kriss always wanted to be a hero as a kid, and that's where the. whole like. knight aesthetic of their dark world design comes in. probably has a helmet and everything and is more specifically based on normal undyne. suzy is suzy. kriss and suzy are also like. closer than kris and susie? that or it's just. highlighted more.

oh and the soul's the narrator. because why not. also seamaker being bloodana is because. seamaker, dealmaker. i couldn't figure out a. a better pun out of clan bandana.

anyway

Samson, The Marksman Marionette "This is the 'Kris the Anything Muppet' replacement for my new and original AU, The Same Puppet (Emil's Take!) Think about it! Nobody's ever made an AU! [* [* h]] [* [* HOWDY THERE, MY (Good) PARDNER!]] [* [* YOU SURE (Bad), ALL ALONE BY YOUR (Ugly) SELF!]] [* [* MMMMMMMAYBE, MAYBE.. THE COMPANION YOU NEEDED ALL ALONG………]] [* [* WAS]] [* [* ( Gun!)]] [* Oh, you're not alone- You're just taking a detour for a friend-]"

BANG! "This is the 'Yo buddy,' replacement for for my new and original AU, The Same Puppet (Emil's Take!) Think about it! Nobody's ever made an AU! [* [* LISTEN PARDNER.]] [* [* YOU DON'T SEEM TO REALIZE JUST WHAT YOU'RE (Miss!)ING!]] [* [* POWER! POWER THAT WOULD MAKE THE (Big)GEST OF (Iron)S WEEP!!]] [* [* ALL YOU. HAVE TO DO. IS.]] [* [* (Three easy payments of $9.99), (Peas) AND (thank you and goodnight.)]] [* Samson really needs to listen. You DON'T need this. You just need to get through.]"

Tumbleweed Alley "This is the '5000 ping and counting' replacement for for my new and original AU, The Same Puppet (Emil's Take!) Think about it! Nobody's ever made an AU! [* [* ..WELL (, boy) HOWDY!]] [* [* YOU ACTUALLY MADE IT!]] [* [* WASN'T.. Expecting that..]] [* Yeah, yeah. You just ask Samson what he wanted you here for.] [* [* OH! RIGHT!]] [* [* ((canned laughter)), I CAN BE SUCH A (Clutz) SOMETIMES.."]] [* You mumble that it's spelt 'klutz'.] [* [* LISTEN, PARDNER. THE QUEEN. THE ONE RUNNING THIS WHOLE SHABANG.]] [* [* SHE'S KEEPING POWER FROM US, KRISS. THE ULTIMATE POWER.]] [* [* THE POWER OF. (E) (X).]] [* [* I NEED YOU TO. GET INTO. HER BBBBBASE. MENT. AND THEN. KRISS. TAKE THIS. BADGE. AND PUT IT. ON. THE MACHINE.]] [* ..the machine?] [* [* THE MACHINE. YOU'LL KNOW IT. WHEN YOU SEE IT.]] [* ..sure. You awkwardly wave Samson goodbye as you leave.]

Bloodana "This is the 'Seamaker' replacement for for my new and original AU, The Same Puppet (Emil's Take!) Think about it! Nobody's ever made an AU! [* You trudge through the murky red depths, making sure to hold the badge high.] [* You have no idea why it's so flooded down here. It's like they wanted to get rid of something. Or someone..] [* …] [* Stay strong, Kriss. I'm with you in the dark.]"

DRAW. "This is the 'desync' replacement for for my new and original AU, The Same Puppet (Emil's Take!) Think about it! Nobody's ever made an AU! [* [* HAW. HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHA((manic cackling))]] [* [* KRISS. PARDNER. BUDDY.]] [* [* WE'RE FINALLY. I'M. WE'LL FINELLY BE.]] [* [* POWER. POWER. POWER.]] [* [* WE'LL GET SO WE'LL GET SO WE'LL GET SO-]] [* You stumble back, asking Samson to calm down a little.] [* [* ..CALM? DOWN?? BUDDY. PARDNER. KRISS.]] [* [* 'M. FINALLY. (Sheriff). I FINALLY (run this town). AND YA WANT ME T'? CALM? DOWN?]] [* [* YA DON'T. (make the calls), PARDNER.]] [* [* GO AHEAD 'N TRY.]] [* Samson points the barrel of his gun at your head.] [* You panic, barely managing to mumble Suzy's name.] [* [* HAW. HAWHAW. SEE. CALL ALL YA LIKE, KRISS.]] [* [* AIN'T NO ONE PICKIN' UP NO MORE. JUST LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED T'BE.]] [* [* I LIKED YA, BUDDY. I REALLY DID. BUTCHA DONE WENT AND OUTLIVED YER USEFULNESS. YER NOTHIN'.]] [* [* SO WHY DON'T WE JUST BACK UP A LITTLE. AND LET. M'LIL MAGNUM OPUS. (do the rest!)]] [* You scream Suzy's name.]

AND LET トイレ手榴弾 DO THE REST "This is the 'GIGA プリン' replacement for for my new and original AU, The Same Puppet (Emil's Take!) Think about it! Nobody's ever made an AU! [* [* OH. OH I DAMN GET IT NOW.]] [* [* YOU 'N YER. DAMN LIL POSSE. WANNA SHUT ME DOWN FER GOOD.]] [* [* YOU WANNA. TOSS OUT ERRYTHIN' I HAD.]] [* [* HAW. HAWHAW. WELL. GUESS WHAT, PARDNER.]] [* [* M'NOT STUPID. AND M'NOT DEFENSELESS. NOT NO MORE.]] [* [* WITH THE. POWER. OF. (E) (X).]] [* [* I'LL LETCHY'ALL IN ON A LIL GAME A FRIEND'A MINE USED TA PLAY.]] [* [* (If your HP drops to zero, YOU LOSE!)]] [* [* SO TAKE YER PACES. COUNT T'SUNDOWN.]] [* [* 'N DRAW.]] [* You brandish the Hero's Blade.] [* Suzy gives you an encouraging nod.] [* Ralzae seems to be panicking.] [* You face the DEALMAKER.]"