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i will never, ever get over the fact that apparently Samson grants himself a lordship
#raleigh samson#cassandra pentaghast#thalia trevelyan#like i'm sure it's just a continuity error in reality#because in literally every other instance in Inquisition if he has a title#it's “General”#but i'm frankly obsessed with the idea that he's just signing letters with increasingly fancy sounding titles#just like#yeah next time Corypheus sees me he's def gonna make me a lord#right after i finish being his vessel for entering the black city or whatever#it's coming. it's surely coming. might as well practice signing my name now#i'm normal about samson#dragon age: inquisition
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My favourite Sebek moments from this update (Book 7, chapter 11)
*what is this picture? who knows... *Spoilers, obviously
EQUESTRIAN CLUB LORE Silver's horse name is Samson and Sebek's - Tempest (ok ok I'm so normal about this) Once again, a reference to Sebek and books, I think, amazing And guess what other horse was called Samson?
Azul mentioned that someone uploaded a video of Equestrian club to Magicam and people were saying "He looks like a prince" (obviously about Silver but Azul actually says he meant both of them :)))
When Silver asked Sebek if he knew about it he said no because
But anyway Silver thought it was about his white horse Samson Sebek got jealous (big news) and said HIS horse - Tempest - is better and Prince of Horses ahsdkjhasdkah I can't with him (don't mind this wonky translator, I'm too lazy to type everything)
Next to Jack's dream
"To live in a dorm run by a man you can't respect. What an unlucky guy he is" - he comments on Jack's dream version of Leona (the opposite of irl Leona yikes) But then he adds "well, anyone who is not in Diasomnia is unlucky" lolol ok ok we get it you're proud as you should be
TEAM RAMSHACKLE OK YES Please Sebek transfer to Ramshackle at least for one week for one day for one second I beg you, It'll be fun I promise
Leona calls Sebek TsunTsun Head :) ツンツン頭 can be translated as "spiky-haired" or "with spiky hair" (Leona was talking about their hair) but also it's a reference to Sebek's tsundere character :) Cute detail, imo
And what does Ruggie say about Sebek?? "That Diasomnia first-year - he's built just as well as Jack" RIGHT?? I've been saying!!! He literally has dumbbells in his room, like. Canon. Thank me again for drawing canon-accurate Sebek :)
Unprotected hand-holding with Leona :) My LeoSeb heart is throbbing aw (like someone once said on twttr - Sebek do be living his dating sim dream life lol)
Also oh? Main story SebeJack - "I have no intention to forgive a Sawanaclaw students who tried to hurt Young Master with their sneaky plan. But to think they also have someone like you…" Aaaa two tsunderes interacting yes pls
Next we have some lore about Baur. Sebek says his grandfather told him it was hot, but he couldn't imagine just how hot. He comments that Baur must've had a hard time when he (suddenly??) moved to the subarctic Briar Valley. *why did he say suddenly, what happened? Was he banished???
OH??? Baur also told Sebek that there were many different species, including Night Faes and that it was an easy/nice place to live.... Then why did he leave?????
Anyway! Sebek and Grim are hungry and wanna eat lots of doughnuts (3 doughnuts omg how Sebek.....) We've got options! Either we tell them to be modest, or we cheer them on hehe
OF COURSE SEBEK EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT
Then Ruggie wakes up and cries, of course. "Malleus you are heartless, you're not a human!!" - briefly And Idia comments "Well, he it's technically not, he's a fae" IDIA💀💀💀 Then Ruggie goes - "Ughhh These faes with their fae ways..."
And Sebek hears this and OF COURSE he says
LMAO CALM DOWN
Aslo I like this Moment with Silver. Our prince is stronk
That's it! In conclusion - Sebek is the best once again!!!
#twisted wonderland#sebek zigvolt#twst sebek#diasomnia#twst silver#leona kingscholar#jack howl#twst spoilers#twst book 7 spoilers
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Taking a break from my usual programming to talk about Megara from Disney's Hercules being an awesome, flawed, complex, female character who has a very compelling arc.
The backstory, given by Hades, is that Meg sold her soul to him so her lover could live, but he left her for someone else. This makes her one of the very few Disney women who actually has romantic relationship baggage and experience. She is also older than Hercules (I think unique in Disney) though I think she's still mortal and within a normal lifespan. But the point is, she thought had the "Disney princess" perfect sacrificial romance, but then was betrayed.
She does fall in love and begins to believe that Hercules is a really good person, which inspires her to be better as well. Then Hercules finds out that Meg has been working for Hades the whole time and is heartbroken and betrayed. Meg sacrifices herself to save him, JUST LIKE BEFORE, but this time, she did pick a better guy and her sacrifice was honoured. Hercules probably has a far better reason to abandon Meg than previous boyfriend, but he doesn't: he goes to the underworld, retrieves her soul, and then, in another huge personal sacrifice, opts to stay with her instead of joining the gods on Mount Olympus.
She is shown as cynical, amoral, and sarcastic; not seeming to mind that she's helping Hades attempt to overthrow the other gods. Even though she likes Hercules, she agrees to attempt to find his weakness when Hades offers her personal freedom (that seems to be lifted from the story of Delilah and Samson, by the way). While she is a slave to Hades, that doesn't fully excuse her actions because we learn that she can refuse to serve him. Her motivation seems to primarily come from her not really thinking humanity is worth saving after her betrayal.
I loved this movie so much as a kid and I think I imprinted on Meg like some sort of baby duck. I love her song, I Won’t Say (I’m in Love) and how she struggles to get over her cynical views of relationships and men. But now, I'm amazed that she exists at all. She's a femme fatal who tried to take down the hero of the story and she both survives and gets a happy ending! She commited the Ultimate Narrative Woman Sin: she used her sexuality against a hero! She does make a huge sacrifice, dying to save both Hercules and the world, but in most stories she would have saved him and died (permanently). Instead, she's completely forgiven and Hercules risks his life to bring her back.
I love her. I love her story. She's the best. Can we have more of her please?
#disney's hercules#megara#flawed female characters#I'm sure this has all been said before but man I love her#none of the greek mythology in this movie is accurate fyi#I watched the whole thing once to see if a single clip was accurate#and the answer was no#but it's still a great movie#trope subversion#also her relationship with Hades is amazing
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Haunted/Lost Soul & Final Epitaph Cast
I'm kinda cheating with this one since most of these aren't oc's, just genderbent au versions of some characters in the show. In these fanfics I was a lot more selective about who I genderbent and who I left alone for the sake of the narrative. Like Vlad for example, he's still the same for the most part except he becomes insanely overprotective of Danielle from the get-go so they're all very badger-cereal focused.
Haunted Soul: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14016455/1/Haunted-Soul
Final Epitaph (Haunted Soul Sequel): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14129141/1/Final-Epitaph
Lost Soul (Alternate TUE Fanfiction): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13761033/1/Lost-Soul?
Danielle/Dani Fenton (Haunted/Lost Soul & Final Epitaph): Not to be confused with Ellie, aka canon Danny's clone, this is Dani Fenton who is the genderbent version. Like the original Danny she loves astrology and space travel and hangs out with her best friends Sam and Trish. Unfortunately, her relationship with her parents isn't too good (Haunted Soul) and in the most extreme case scenario (Lost Soul) they even go so far as to kick her out of Fenton Works for being half-ghost so she ends up going to Vlad for help. I also wanted to expand on her ice powers more to help set her apart from the usual Danny we know. Things don't start off great between her and Vlad either but eventually they find some common ground, learning how to trust people again through each other, and becoming a great father/mentor and student/daughter duo.
Leo the Cat (Lost Soul): He's the kitty Vlad gifts Dani to make her feel more at home in the mansion. Too bad he was overshadowed by Nocturne to infiltrate their home, a rare ghost who can also suppress his ghost signature. Once that's all settled though Leo becomes a perfectly normal cat who absolutely adores his new owners!
Jason/Jace Fenton (Haunted/Lost Soul & Final Epitaph):: As the genderbent version of Jazz, Jason stays the same for the most part except he's even more overprotective of his younger sister because their parents are pretty toxic people in this AU. So when Vlad steps up to take care of her, Jason is on his side all the way. Especially after finding out how they bonded through their shared ghost portal trauma during the reunion their parents dragged them to. Jason even stayed another extra year in high school to make sure Dani would be alright without him running interference with Jack and Maddie at home.
Samson/Sam Manson (Haunted/Lost Soul & Final Epitaph): It was a challenge coming up with a formal name for my genderbent Sam but at least the first name got to stay the same! I really exaggerate his emo-goth attitude when it comes to Dani and protecting her, even going so far as to verbally lash out at Vlad for what a jerk he was to her when they first met. Not to mention how he left Sam in the woods alone to look for Dani, who had fallen under Freakshow's mind control (Haunted Soul).
Trish Foley (Haunted/Lost Soul & Final Epitaph): I still think my genderbent Tucker turned out amazing and I love Trish so much! She still gets jealous of Dani from time to time but thankfully Trish never lets it get too bad. Like Tucker, Trish loves techology, but this time around she's really into making synthetic music and recording videos of Dani singing. You can really tell why these two are best friends although sometimes it's not easy when ghost hunting gets especially dangerous for the non-powered members of the group. Yet they always find a way and Trish is surprisingly good at keeping Sam's temper in check by being the voice of reason instead of it going the other way around.
Vallen Grey (Haunted/Lost Soul & Final Epitaph): This time, ironically, Vlad made Vallen a ghost hunter to actually help rather than hinder Dani. He also warms up to her a lot faster after learning she pulled some strings with Vlad's help- aka Vlad pretended Dani brought the problem to his attention- so his dad could keep his job at Axion Labs. So he definitely has a soft spot for her thanks to that plus I wrote Vallen in such a way as to be a good-natured guy from the start who indirectly kept the popular kids off Dani's back as much as possible.
Freakshow (Haunted Soul): It was a challenge to make an au version of Freakshow attractive but I'd say I did a good job. Too bad he's WAY more evil than the original too and makes the fatal mistake of targeting Vlad's precious little badger which causes her to temporarily lose her memories. Enraged, Vlad impulsively sneaks into the Amity Park penitentiary to confront him and accidentally grants his greatest wish to become a ghost, which ends up only making him a greater threat to Dani. Eventually Dani overcomes his hypnotic spell and with Vlad's help, they defeat Freakshow and Vlad crushes his core to ensure that freak will never be able to threaten her again.
Banshee (Final Epitaph): This brief encounter leads to several interesting discoveries with Dani's powers, but unfortunately she had to lose her voice to a banshee who has stolen many beautiful voices over the years. The Banshee also raises Kelpies in the Ghost Zone, an endangered species of man-eating mystical horses who live underwater. Much like Freakshow however, Vlad teaches her a painful lesson not to mess with Dani by ripping out her vocal cords (yikes) with cruel surgical precision after the fact while Dani is unconscious from using her new ability to create attacks using powerful sound waves.
Nocturne & his Dreamweavers (Final Epitaph and Lost Soul): This is my take on a good Nocturne au where he indirectly guides people by weaving threads from the Tapestry of Fate into their dreams with the help of the three Fates and his Dreamweavers. In "Final Epitaph" he wants to learn what role Dani and Vlad have to play in a possible future where the Ghost King returns once more to dominate both their worlds. Similarly, in "Lost Soul" Nocturne misinterprets a vision and decides to take matters into his own hands to trap Dani inside of her own dream to prevent a terrible future from taking place where she becomes full ghost and destroys everything, turning the Earth itself into a frozen wasteland.
Astra (Lost Soul): I'm surprised more people haven't tried to do this in the phandom honestly, make a genderbent Dan equivilant I mean. Well that's who this is! I named her Astra as a nod to Dani's love for astrology. As for what she's like, well, basically she's an ice queen that revels in destruction and chaos who instead of being a fusion of Dani's ghost half and Vlad's, she absorbed Nocturne's power instead to plunge the entire Earth into an icy sleep of death.
The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse (Final Epitaph & Dirge, aka the old version of the story): I'll just ignore the old design for Death's horse and just show off the current one instead. Anyways, these are the four steeds that belong to the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Death (White), Famine (Green), Conquest (Nightmare), and War (Red).
Prince Dorian (Haunted Soul and Final Epitaph): Last but not least we have my genderbent Princess Dorathea, aka Prince Dorian. I originally wrote him in for a one off encounter but then enjoyed it so much I wanted to include him again. Guess I'm a sucker for chivalrous types! He's such a sweetheart and feels indebted to Dani for saving him from the Banshee, who had mesmerized him while he was trying to help find and retrieve her stolen voice from that wicked woman.
P.S. There are two more oc's I haven't drawn but I'll add them here as a two honorable mentions. Their names are Cedric, he's the cook, and Isla, she's Vlad's housekeeper.
#danny phantom#danny phantom au#danny phantom fanart#danny phantom genderbent#haunted soul#final epitaph#lost soul#danny fenton#jazz fenton#sam manson#tucker foley#nocturne#banshee#kelpie#four horsemen of the apocalypse#valerie gray#valerie grey#freakshow#dan phantom#fright knight#princess dorathea#danny phantom fanfiction#the souls pulse#the soul's pulse#thesoulspulse#thesoul'spulse
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The world is a stage and I'm God's favorite clown. The heavens cheer for an encore and I'm revived once more.
I have this one scenario that brings Cain to respect Samson more than just some unpaid "bodyguard." I just can't freaking draw it for the life of me. So, have some stuff I drew and have my intentions/the context under the cut. Bazinga.
Eve catches wind of possible treasures that, of course, attract Cain's attention, so she gives them the coordinates and let's them do their thing. Cain and Samson are lured into a cave where they are ambushed by 30-ish drug cartel members because Mr. Cain just loves money, mischief, and manipulation. Before they could even react, Cain is shot multiple times and collapses to the floor. Samson was shot too, but remains standing looking down at Cain. The men taunt Samson for being a poor bodyguard and shoot at him again. Samson is unfazed as he walks over to one of the stalagmites. The men are at a loss, why does it seem like the bullets do nothing? Samson grabs the tip of the stalagmite and kicks at the base, detaching the thing from the floor. The men are intimidated, realizing what is going to happen next.
It's clubbin' time. *beats you to death* *beats you to death* *beats you death* x30
It's a gosh dang mess. Bludgeoned. Crushed. Impaled. Minced. Just blood all over the place. A normal Thursday afternoon for Samson. And a normal episode of Samson goes Bananas broadcasted on Angel TV.
When it seems they're all dead, Samson calms down. It's quiet now. Except for a quiet moan. How unlikely, someone alive after his rampage? He turns around and is absolutely dumbfounded. Cain's lying on the ground rubbing his head like he's hungover. He pushes himself up and looks around. Bodies strewn about and Samson in the middle of it all covered in blood. All of their blood.
"Cain? You're Alive?"
Cain looks at himself now. He's covered in blood too. His own blood.
"Oh. Haha yeah. You see. I can't die. I'm not allowed to die. GOD WON'T LET ME DIE!"
Cain has his spontaneous old man meltdown while Samson just watches. It's a lot to take in and it's a lot to let out. Cain gasps for air and the angels laugh out loud. Humanity is hilarious. Mortality is amusing.
Samson kneels down in front of Cain, placing a hand on his shoulder, mirroring the gesture of when they first met.
"I know I'm here to protect you, but can I promise you this? With all my strength, not only will I keep you safe, but I will also be the one who kills you."
The angels' laughter stops.
Cain chuckles.
"I hope you do."
And then they kiss. No they don't. But wouldn't that be pretty gay? Nah, they leave the cave and go back to their car that's parked a mile or so deep into the forest.
Samson gets in first. Cain has to make a quick phone call to his dear friend, Eve.
Cain hangs up and sits in the car, as well. It's quiet now.
Then Samson starts snoring.
Unbelievable.
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You know me, I like to have a bit of drama sprinkled in my shit posting just for continuity and like a basis to go off of.
Eve was one of Cain's blood donation "whores," but Samson is here now, so she's relaxing and just gathering information. She usually cleans up the messes Cain leaves behind. Evidence, bodies, or just looting. (I have an example of a mess she cleans up, but that's backstory I might get to.)
Cain will try any and every method to bring in more money, maybe robbing banks, maybe treasure hunting, maybe working a lemonade stand. OH MY GOD, Jacob and Esau running a lemonade stand for Cain that's freaking so stupid. Cain mostly is a loan shark, but he dabbles in the black market with stolen goods and stolen guts.
Samson has some debt with Cain he is repaying by being his "bodyguard." Sending Bethany to stupid fancy Christian academy is expensive. Assisting Cain on excursions, breaking traps, or helping collect pay from certain folks. Samson and Bethany get to sleep at Cain's hideout, but shhh no one can know where it is. Bethany, why did you bring Lazarus here. Gosh dangit.
The practically immortality comes from Cain's Curse "bestowed" on him by God for killing his brother, Abel. (Of which I do have sketched, but that's a mess Eve will have to clean up too.) No harm can come to Cain and those who harm him get returned to them sevenfold. So, if Cain is stabbed, the person would be wrung like a wet towel and slapped across the asscheeks of an elephant and laid down to be trampled on by said elephant.
That's what I got so far. Have Samson all bloodied up close and personal cause gosh dangit I did good on the blood. Love you guys!
Have a good and cringey freaking day.
#no one can harm cain and if they do its returned sevenfold#the dealer of comeuppance is named samson#the binding of isaac#tboi#tboi gabriel#tboi cain#tboi uriel#tboi dogma#tboi samson#comic#blood#blood tw#suicide mention#suicide tw#inktober#Brothers Keeper AU
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Lloyd and dark!reader who sits on his face and rides that mustache forcefully😩 Lloyd passes out because she doesn’t let him breath, but reader doesn’t care. She just keeps going
Ah! I'm feeling soft, but I'll indulge in this thot because it's hot 🥴
NSFW below the cut! Dark!reader and dark content (non/dub con), if you dont like it, you don't have to read it 💖
You could tell he was close. To passing out, that is. His eyes had that glazed look they always do when he's just at his limit, his bound arms yank at the ropes as his instincts kick in, fighting to keep him alive. You weren't going to kill him, no no no, he was too pretty to kill.
You were going to keep riding his face until he lost consciousness, that was certain. You both knew it.
"There we go, that's it, so close aren't you, Lloyd?" You coo through your sultry moans, the grip you had on his hair only tightening as he tries to thrash around, albeit very weakly. A few pathetic whimpers vibrate against your soaking cunt as his answer. You can practically hear him begging for you to let him breathe, to get off, to touch his dick, to give him a break— anything.
"Oh, I know, sweetie, I know," you mock and grind down a little faster, loving the way his mustache roughly tickles your clit. A pleased shiver runs up your spine and you let out another throaty moan.
He hated when did that— mock him with your moans and whimpers, telling him how good you feel while reminding him how little you care about him. Lloyd does his best to glare up at you but the black dots that dance around the corners of his vision grow bigger and bigger until he's going limp on the bed beneath you.
You give a soft giggle when you feel his head grow heavy in your grip, glancing down you find his eyes shut and relaxed. He looks so pretty with your juices running down his flushed cheeks. A few more nasty grinds of your hips and you're cumming all over his placid face. You laugh to yourself and catch your breath, slowly grinding to ride out your high.
When you finally lift yourself off of Lloyd you can't help but giggle again. There laid the Big Bad Hansen, unconscious and tied to your bed, his own cum smeared along his stomach, then your cum coating his face and neck. He was going to be so pissed, it made you giddy.
You climb off him with trembling legs and clean yourself up. Once you're dressed in your silk pajamas, you decide to be nice and clean Lloyd up yourself. Normally, you'd have one of your butlers do it for you, but you decide to spare the old man the trouble of cleaning up your partner? Enemy? Fuck buddy? Whatever the fuck Lloyd was to you, he was a fucking mess.
"There you go, Hansen," you say to his unconscious body as you pull his boxers up his legs, his skin clean and fresh from your favorite wipes. With a satisfied nod, you turn and head for your office, telling Samson to show Mr. Hansen the door once he wakes up.
#murderer monday drabble fest#romantic murderer monday#murderer mondays#murderer monday#lloyd hansen can get it#lloyd hansen#lloyd hansen x reader#lloyd hansen x dark!reader#lloyd hansen x y/n#lloyd hansen x you#lloyd hansen x female reader#lloyd hansen x fem!reader#dark!reader#little lion literature
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another veilguard ramble
you know i actually have a lot of thoughts and feelings (sad, angry, and baffled) about the fact potion crafting isnt a thing in veilguard- mainly because it removes the flora of Dragon Age from the game. I legit almost cried in Arlathan Forest, because the first thing I did once i was able to explore was look for elfroot and crystal grace. To me the removal of the flora ties into (at least in my brain, there is a connection here) how lyrium potions and healing (in general) are no longer options in this game. Seeing as elfroot is a big ingredient in the healing and lyrium potions. As we know, lyrium potions have a steep lore behind them. The way both mages and templars are dependant on their use, the entire Cullen and Samson thing in DA:2 and DA:3, the entire titan debacle. Which once you remove the ability to create and use those potions, you kinda erase that history? It feels like there is a loss here. Also, i'm a predominately dwarf player in the game! But when I do play a non-dwarf I also go for mage. Specifically, i love playing a healer. Which is no longer an option at all! And you can't even make healing potions for your party! So that element of play, and potential rollplaying is just completely erased. (Also, gonna acknowledge here how the roll playing potential of playing a Templar is also gone- I think especially due to the lack of Lyrium Potions- you can't even specialize in it. Which yea they wanted to showcase the Slayer and the Reaper specialties, but they've been able to showcase new specialties without erasing previous ones before. God this just makes me so... also i see the lack of blood mage option. Don't think I forgot about blood magic.) However, the game kinda has to erase these elements to even make the beginning make sense- to make a lot of story beats make sense. On a small scale we see this when you pick either Harding or Neve to be injured- in the first opening act. Rationally they should just be able to take a drink of healing potion, or they should go and see a healer. Not just suffer the injuries. They get no medical attention, at least thats how i understood it. Cause if they did, you'd think the bruising would have subsided. You can argue that, ok well it has to happen this way so one of the two stays behind. But maybe they need to head to the Veil Jumpers to get an elfroot potion because we ran out, or they have healers on their team that could assist either Neve or Harding so they have to go? Also, it would add some good character conflict/discussion, if they refuse to see the healer and you have to talk them into it. Anyways, we can all see i'm being very normal about all of this.
#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age veilguard spoilers#maybe?#i just really miss picking elfroot#I also miss being able to be a healer
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Loving the Angels of Kill Six Billion Demons
I'm just going to use examples from the earlier volumes of KSBD (from a limited area because I haven't read much). I can't help but love the angels in KSBD not just from the fact of the intense creativity of the artist (Tom Parkinson-Morgan) working on the webcomic but from the fact that it kind of embraces the duality of angel depictions that internet culture has been meming about for a little bit. You know what I'm talking about. The biblically accurate angels memes. (Also I'm largely unaware of the pronoun conventions of the angels in KSBD but I'll just use nonbinary pronouns for them all.)
As much as I enjoy these memes because they are funny, they actually create a pretty inaccurate image of what angels look like in the Bible because they just choose to over-represent angels like the Ophanim and Cherubim from the Book of Ezekiel.
Depiction of Ezekiel's Vision from the first chapter of the Book of Ezekiel (there are four angelic figures in the chapters but this one only shows two) by an unknown artist. But in the Bible, the majority of angelic figures other than these ones are just... dudes, I mean that in that they are non-cosmic horror-looking figures. While the majority of angels aren't particularly well described we can tell who are, and who aren't angels because of the Hebrew word Malakh which means "messenger." And it sort of makes sense that the majority of the time these messengers sent by God would generally be amiable-looking humanoids when interacting with humans as opposed to always looking like cosmic horrors inspiring nigh madness-like awe. I think a good example of an angel is the(or an) angel of the Lord who appears multiple times in the Bible at key points to relay messages from God to humans at multiple key points. For bringing Manoah's barren wife, then Manoah, (Judges 13:12-18, 13:21) that she's going to give birth to Samson and instructions as to what to do with Samson. This dude probably looked normal to them, or normalish in their context. Look this isn't trying to be professional because I just want to give some proper appreciation for KSBD for towing that line between cosmic horror and normalish looking human (or humanoid) in the context they live. The specific points in KSBD that I want to bring attention to are 82 White Chain (full name "82 White Chain Born in Emptiness Returns to Subdue Evil") and their form in the Void. With the more recognizably "biblically accurate" angels appearing as their true forms in the Void while they await reincarnation or release from their banishment.
Incarnate
In the Void
Some other angels in KSBD also at the very least have the appearance of "maybe they're just going to say hi and not kill me" in their incarnate forms (in the context of the multiversal world) of KSBD. Like 2 Michael.
Incarnate
Form in the Void 1 Metatron and 6 Juggernaut Star Scours the Universe are imo the angels that are universally the most alien (even in the context of the multiversal reality they inhabit). Juggernaut for being metal as fuck looking in all forms and Metatron for their size to be representative of their closeness to divinity
In the Void (Juggernaut)
Incarnate (Juggernaut)
Void (Metatron)
Idk. This isn't meant to be a professional examination of these characters in relation to biblical angels. Hell, the angels in KSBD aren't even directly relatable to biblical angels in a metaphysical sense because of the mix of Gnosticism and Dharmic religious theology influencing worldbuilding. Fuck it lol. It's good art..... also I stole some of Juggernaut's name for this Tumblr account name lol. Sources for the Art: https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-are-biblically-accurate-angels-and-why-are-they-a-meme https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/biblically-accurate-angels-be-not-afraid https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ezekiel%27s_vision.jpg https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/wielder-of-names-1-8/ https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/ksbd-1-14/ https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/wielder-of-names-1-5/ https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/wielder-of-names-3-56/ https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/wielder-of-names-1-10/ https://orbitaldropkick.tumblr.com/post/82091686323/the-angel-called-6-juggernaut-star-scours-the https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/wielder-of-names-2-24-incarnate/
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Of Love And War
1 - Crash Into You
Pairing: Commander Cody x OFC Azura Shain
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: canon typical violence, normal swearing, straddling the line of canon divergent/compliant
A/N: I'm posting these to Tumblr finally and I haven't written for this in like two years so I'm hoping re-reading and posting with ignite some inspiration to keep going on these because I really enjoyed them and I have so much in my drafts for this series. Please enjoy! If you want to be added to a tag list (for this one or any of my fics) just shoot me a message!
The first time Azura had met Commander Samson was when the 478th Battalion brought her Master's body back to the Jedi Temple. She wept for her Master. She'd taken Azura under her wing and not only as a Padawan but like a daughter. Samson had taken a hold of the Jedi, embracing her so tight he worried he was hurting her, but she never complained. She sobbed against his armor and he allowed her as long as she needed. When she felt she was able to, which was surprisingly not hours like she thought, but a few minutes, she pulled away from the Clone Commander and glanced up at him, eyes puffy and red. He gently wiped her cheeks with his thumbs but said nothing. He didn't know what to say except "sorry for your loss" but he felt she valued a quiet, supportive presence instead.
At the funeral, the Council allowed Azura and some of Penryn's Clone Troopers to pay their respects first before any other Jedi were allowed to. Times were changing. With all of the recent CIS terrorism, access to the Temple had been restricted. There were never public funerals for the Jedi anyway but Azura was surprised that the Council allowed the Clones. She felt as though there was something bigger at play here. Samson had stepped forward, cutting a piece of the Togruta's robes with his knife. He handed the scrap to Azura who tearfully but thoughtfully received it.
"I don't know a thing about Togrutas but Mandalorian tradition dictates that a loved one may carry something of the deceased to remember and honor them by. And with the way she talked about you, she certainly loved you the most." He explained and Azura simply nodded. He knew the traditions of her birth family and she appreciated that very much. Azura wrapped the blue piece of cloth around her wrist for now but she would later wrap the hilt of one of her sabers with it.
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Penryn Tethras was a slender woman, a Togruta, skin a lavender color, her montrals striped a darker purple and light grey. She wore dark blue robes, and when Azura was allowed to pick hers she wanted the same. Azura was ten years old when her parents brought her to the Temple. She'd shown great sensitivity to the Force already, which scared her parents half to death. The Council wasn't going to let her become a Padawan but Master Tethras begged them. She pleaded, seeing potential in the young Mandalorian girl.
"She has a good heart. Can you not see that?" Penryn asks as she strides through the halls of the Jedi Temple besides Master Yoda and Master Windu.
"Fearful she is. Very fearful. Hard to overcome that is." Was Yoda's only remark at the moment. Mace Windu nodded in agreement.
"She has untapped power for sure. I do sense a great deal of good in her but she must be taught to focus. You will need to be strict with her. Is that something you are willing and able to do?" Mace asked, pausing in his steps. Penryn sighed heavily.
"I cannot be cold if that's what you are asking of me. Firm, yes. I can give her boundaries. I can help her focus. She can become confident. I feel it." She assured them.
" Then it's all on you to make her the Jedi you feel she can be." Mace affirmed and Penryn bowed to the older Masters, nearly running off to find the young girl whom she'd just adopted essentially.
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Azura's thirteenth name day was the one she remembered the most. More so than any previous one with her actual parents. Penryn had asked the barely four foot tall Padawan to come to her quarters. She had a small table set up. At it was a cake, and next to it looked to be a blue kyber crystal.
"Who got the cake?" Azura asked, sitting across from Penryn.
"Aayla got it for you. And I also got you something very special." Penryn said, picking the kyber crystal up.
"Hold out your hands." Penryn placed it in Azura's palms. She felt the crystal vibrate slightly as if it was happy to be with her
"I saw you working on a second saber hilt. I think you could wield two sabers if you work hard enough."
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"Penryn, look!" Azura says, twirling her dual sabers in a fantastical and showy display of skill. Penryn smiles and claps. She steps toward Azura as she douses her sabers' lights.
"You've been practicing quite a bit. You're getting quicker with your hands." Penryn pulls Azura in for a tight embrace.
"Are you okay?" Azura's voice sounds panicked. Penryn certainly showed her share of affection but it was an odd time for her to hug Azura. Or perhaps not. She could hear the warmth and pride in Penryn's voice.
"I'm fine. I recommended you to start your trials. You're ready. I'm being sent on a mission to Geonosis, so I won't be able to be here. But I wanted to wish you the most luck... But I know you'll pass."
" If I pass though, that means I won't be your Padawan anymore..."
" It does. That just means we can go on better adventures together. Bigger, more important ones. And it's not if you pass, it's when because you will. I have so much faith in you. I love you very much, tunguma."
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For ten years, Master Tethras raised Azura as her own. She kept Azura out of trouble. She kept her honest, humble, and hard working. Azura never skipped a meditation, never skipped a study session, and especially never missed a day training with her sabers once she'd crafted them. If she was sick, she was still out in the training yard, perfecting the use of one and eventually two sabers. Master Tethras couldn't be more proud when Azura was ready for her Trials. And unfortunately her final test was the loss of her Master. In the same day she'd felt like she'd lost a part of her soul, she was knighted as a Jedi.
"As a Knight now, you have a new assignment. With the start of the Clone Wars, your Master had been assigned the 478th Battalion. It is clear to us that the command of the Battalion should be handed down to you, as her Padawan and her most trusted companion. This is your next test towards becoming a Master." Master Windu explained and all Azura could do was bow and thank the Council. When she headed out to meet her battalion she recognized the Clone Commander whose arms she'd ended up in as they brought her Master's body to the burial chambers.
"I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself earlier. I thought it wrong at the time. I'm CC-4338, Commander Samson of the 478th Battalion. You must be General Shain?" Azura's face contorted at the title. Who was she right now? Jedi Knight Azura? Master Tethras' Padawan? General Azura Shain? Too many titles at once had her head reeling.
"Just call me Azura please. And is it fine if I call you Samson? I'd rather not call you by a number."
" Oh...Uh...I mean sure...I guess. Whatever you want, General, err...Azura..." Samson stumbled over his words, trying to figure out a coherent response in a reasonable amount of time. At that moment he heard the cutest giggle leave her lips and he was sold. Like a moth to a flame he was hooked. He smiled and he hated that he had his bucket on. He wanted to tell her she had a cute laugh but he didn't dare.
"So where are we headed to?" Azura asks, knowing Samson has already been briefed on their first mission together.
"Headed to the Outer Rim. Murkhana."
"I've...never been there..." Azura said glancing around at the starship they were entering.
" Neither have I." Samson said, shooting her a look with which she could guess he was smirking by the sound of his voice.
Indigo Squad was composed of Commander Samson, Captain Sky, Lieutenant Emden, Lieutenant Zazou, and Medic Atom.
Azura moved her dark auburn, lengthy hair from one shoulder to another. Her Commander placed a hand on her shoulder and gave a gentle squeeze. While these men were bred and trained for war, Azura was not. Yes, she was trained in several different forms of lightsaber combat but nothing had prepared her for all out war. Conflict was not something she wished to deal with, however in battle she was exceptional. She'd become agile and stealthy but steady and patient. She wielded two sabers, both a light blue in blade color. She clipped them to her belt. She wore a similar black under layer to the Clone Troopers, as well as boots, shin armor, and gauntlets with a comm pad. She wore a skirted grey and purple accented armor that attached to her belt. It was similar to the kama that the ARCs wore except shorter and more triangular at the bottom.
She glanced around at her men, decorated like any other battalion, but their armor was painted with a deep purple striping. There were several ARC troopers in her ranks, and then there was Samson. Commander Samson. Faithful almost to a fault, Samson was glued to his General's side. He donned the ARC trooper double pauldrons, purple piping on black kamas, dual DC-17s, a jet pack, and a DC-15 long range rifle. He was younger looking than some of the other Commanders but he took his training so seriously and rose through the ranks quicker than any in his batch. Samson sported a high and tight cut as well a full beard. If he were to shave his beard it would reveal a large dent in the bone of his jaw on the left side. This was an injury from his training on Kamino, the butt of a rifle connecting with his face.
Then there was Atom, their Medic. He specialized in trauma surgery so dealing with emergencies on the fly is what he lives for. He's still pissed at Sky for not letting him put a cybernetic eye in when Sky had to have his right eye removed. Atom didn't sugarcoat anything, but told you how things were in a nice way. His hair was curly and messy under his bucket. His ARC pauldrons carried the medic symbol and while he's not as buff as some of the other guys he could still kick someone's ass if you needed him to. The other three, Captain Sky, Lieutenant Emden, and Lieutenant Zazou usually traveled as a trio. A trio of chaos. The three of them had expertise with heavy weaponry, ARC trooper training, and if you let them, they can pretty much fix anything. The GAR had no idea that they'd modified several light fighters with advanced weapons systems beyond what came stock. Sky was much like Samson in that he was faithful to Azura but he spoke up less. Because of his eye injury he'd become withdrawn. When around his brothers, he was a sarcastic little shit, but around new people he was quiet and respectful. Sky rarely took his helmet off but when he did he sported a high and tight cut with a goatee. And obviously the hole where his eye was missing but his other eye seemed to sparkle a bright golden brown with life. Emden was all around chaotic. He was quick witted and he charged in head first to everything. That got him trouble more times than one. Emden sported a full beard and taller, curly hair on top, shaven sides. He had scars running from just under his ear down his neck and onto his chest. Azura had seen the full display one morning when he burst into her cabin to wake her up. They were deep shrapnel cuts from his first deployment on Geonosis. Then there was Zazou. He was Indigo's saving grace. Quiet but tactful, Zazou could talk Emden out of a bad idea and into an even better one. He was the best mechanic of them all too. He could fix anything from a Venator's hyperdrive to a droid's memory banks. He could also hack. And he'd taught his Squad some of those skills as well. Zazou kept his face shaven at all times but sported a high falling mohawk with intricate swirling designs on either side of his head in the shorter shaved hair. He had several tattoos in aurebesh, saying his CT number, Indigo Squad, and 'Zaz'ika' which was a nickname Emden had come up with that Zazou had come to enjoy hearing everyone once in a while.
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Murkhana. It had been devastating to the citizens. The planet was scarred and would remain that way for several long years afterwards. It was the first time Azura had seen real battle, real death and destruction. It was terrifying. More than once, Azura fell into Samson's arms, breaking down, seeing the chaos that was war. He would hold her tightly, waiting until she stopped shaking.
"This isn't what we're supposed to do. We're not supposed to kill people." Her hands trembled on his armor and he caressed her hair. She glanced up at him, tears welling.
" Well... people aren't supposed to get in the way. We evacuated who we could. It's not our fault if people decided to stay."
Mimban was Samson's least favorite place. Mimban was a disgusting, muddy mess of a planet.
"I wish our helmets filtered out the smell." He would say and then gag. His Captain, Sky, would laugh hysterically and more than once, Samson pushed him down into the mud. The lieutenant, Emden, would take more mud in hand and throw it as if it were a snowball at his brothers. He made sure he never hit Azura with a mudball because he knew she'd hit him back tenfold and laugh about it.
"I was born to be dirty." Sky said, earning chuckles out of the rest of the men. Azura would shake her head and tell them to be nicer to each other. Her sabers were their best source of light at times in the sense fog that came with the humidity of the planet. She got good at deflecting blaster fire that she couldn't see coming. It was also the first time she'd have an injury that would put her out of commission for almost a month.
Felucia, another wet, sticky jungle of a planet introduced the 478th to working with another company. The 327th Star Corps were stationed there initially and then had required back up. Azura became good friends with General Secura. She reminded Azura a little bit of Penryn. She was methodical, thorough, and firm with her men, but she had a soft spot for her Commander Bly. With the help of General Secura, Azura learned of her unexpected power to heal through the Force.
An evening around the fire, taught Azura the ins and outs of Bly and Aayla's relationship which was in its infancy but already so strong. She studied the two as they sat together, looking over the datapad. Her hand would linger on top of his. His hand would meet her knee and stay there. He would shift closer, then she would, right up until they were as close as they could get. How could they stand it with all their armor and how hot and humid it was? Azura might get it one day.
That was the one thing the Council didn't want the padawans learning. Love. Yes, they needed to know what love was but the attachment to another being so much that it clouds their judgement was frowned upon. Bly and Aayla were quick to come together but they were also good at keeping things separate. Good at keeping what was personal out of their professional life.
Devaron and Cato Nemoidia were long campaigns and they took many men from the 478th. Azura had suffered another serious injury just before and she became a little more cautious about just charging head first into things. Down the road she'd look back and say she'd forgotten in the moment and that she'd never learn.
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TWENTY ONE BBY
"Where are we off to next?" Emden asked. The rest of the battalion formed up and headed to their gunships. Emden, Atom, Zazou, and Sky would travel with a company of fifteen including Azura and Samson in the lead gunship.
"We're headed to Geonosis to help reinforce General Kenobi's forces at Point Rain." The ship lifted off and out of the hangar of the Ankarres, the Venator class star destroyer, which Azura also inherited from her Master. The past year had given her much to reflect upon. She'd found out what war was but she'd also found real friendship and comraderie in her squad. As they began the descent to the dusty and arid planet of Geonosis, they overhead transmissions coming from other gunships.
"Cody, get the tanks down!"
"Copy that Pilot, begin landing sequence!"
"Bugs incoming!"
"General Kenobi, don't land, the zone is hot!"
"We're hit, we're going down!"
Samson and Azura glanced at each other and then their men. He had to yell over the explosions.
"Sounds like a lot of flak. We're gonna get shot down if we keep going!" Samson yelled up to him and glanced at Azura, awaiting a decision.
"Pilot, put us down here! We'll go on foot to the landing zone and you can drop your tank here to reinforce us from behind." She said, making the call she hoped was the right one.
"Yes, sir!"
Azura and her men land successfully. They may have been the only ones who landed and didn't get shot down...she had no idea. She only knew they had to get to the rendezvous point as soon as possible. She ignited her sabers and jumped out of the gunship, deflecting heavy fire, with her guys right behind her. Samson and Sky used her as a shield and fired rapidly on the bugs as they pushed forward toward Point Rain. As they pressed on, they could see other tanks and gunships just ahead. They must not have been far from the landing zone anyway.
"Reinforcements have arrived!" Clones who were already there shouted and cheered as Azura's squad and another, General Skywalker's, ran up. She saw General Kenobi sitting against a gear box on the ground. He was clearly injured.
"Master Kenobi are you alright?" She kneeled down and placed a hand on his shoulder comfortingly. He put his hand on her arm and smiled weakly.
"Oh...Azura...am I glad to see you. I was worried when we hadn't heard from you that you'd gotten shot down."
"No, Master. We landed just outside the zone and made the rest of the way on foot. Lots of heavy fire but we came through okay. How are your men holding up?"
"They're okay. We're going to regroup and figure out a way to get to the shield generator."
As the other battalions began to trickle in they set up a holotable by Kenobi who was trying to rest. General Mundi and Skywalker as well as his Padawan, Ahsoka stood around the table. Captain Rex, Commander Jet, and Commander Cody stood there as well. Commander Samson placed himself right next to Azura. They devised a plan to get behind enemy lines and destroy the shield generator as well as the factory. It wouldn't take them terribly long to complete this mission.
Azura's men had stayed and reinforced the drop zone along with most of Kenobi's men and they also began to pack up supplies so that they could move on and begin a mission to find the Geonosian leader, Poggle the Lesser.. They had a small amount of down time before the Venators arrived to pick up the gunships and tanks so Azura and her men got to fixing a couple of the heavy machines. She'd noticed that Commander Cody had hung back as well, taking careful watch of his General who was injured seriously. He'd loaded onto a transport so he could get to a med bay on one of the destroyers. They'd given him a bacta-shot but he needed more aggressive treatment. Cody made his way over to the tank Azura, Samson, and Emden were working on. Azura could fiddle with some things and get them to work but she was by no means a mechanic. Samson and Emden were very skilled though so she relegated herself to handing them tools and helping lift things and hold them in place.
"General..." She heard a voice, deeper and more assertive than her men, from behind her and glanced back.
"Commander Cody." She smiled and went back to concentrating on holding the hydraulic lines in place for Samson as he secured them back to the vehicle.
"General Kenobi very much appreciated your quick response. He speaks very highly of you. I wanted to introduce myself but it seems you already knew who I was." His arms were placed behind his back and he stood at attention. This made him seem much taller to Azura than he probably was. Samson glanced at Cody and then back to Azura. He shook his head and chuckled to himself, earning a glare from Azura. He smirked and went back to fastening the lines on.
"Very nice to meet you Commander." She said, blushing slightly at his comment. It was nice that Obi-Wan spoke highly of her, probably because of her Master. Her Master, Penryn Tethras, did speak highly of her, all the time. But Penryn also spoke of her dedication and loyalty to the Order. And loyalty was everything to these Clones. Azura thought also of the fact that Cody felt the need to come over and introduce himself. He didn't have to do that. He didn't have to give her the time of day. He was the Marshal Commander for Maker's sake.
"Why is it that you wanted to introduce yourself, Commander?" Samson climbed down and examined the other lines. He handed Azura his tools as she asked this.
"Well...General Kenobi asked if I could potentially convince you to help us with a recon mission to find Poggle. You command a lot of ARC troopers who are very good at what they do. We're putting together a squad in addition to Ghost Company." He explained, leaning against the gear boxes next to the tank. Emden hopped down out of the side door of the tank.
"Topside looks good. Ready to check under the belly of the beast?" Emden asked Samson. Samson leaned down, his hands meeting his knees. He glanced at Cody and then Azura.
"We go if you go, Azura, you know that." He ducked slightly, walking under the tank and Emden followed, whacking his head as he went.
"Fuck!"
"Should've kept your bucket on." Samson joked. Cody looked at Azura expectantly. She nodded.
"We'll go, for sure."
"Excellent, I'll let General Kenobi know when he's back down here. Do you mind if I help out? There's not really much else for me to do at the moment. I haven't played around with one of these since Kamino." Cody reached for the tools and Azura's fingers met his there. They both drew away, the contact awkward. Samson's eyebrows wiggled at Emden who snorted loudly.
"We'd appreciate your help, Commander. C'mon under." Samson said, sliding over slightly so that Cody could stand next to him. Cody removed his helmet and placed it down on the gear box next to theirs. Azura noticed he had a long, deep scar that trailed just around his left eye. Any closer and he probably would've lost his eye. She wanted to ask how he got it but decided that was maybe not the best idea at the moment. She'd save that question for another time. Samson was already disassembling pieces under the tank and throwing them towards Azura. Cody got to work disconnecting and reconnecting wires.
"It doesn't look too bad. Just needs some minor pieces. Can you find new ones in the gear boxes of those three couplings and those wires?" He asked, handing some of the wiring to Cody. He placed them in her hands and she picked up the couplings as well. Her Captain, Sky, made his way over to her as she was shuffling around the boxes.
"Need some help?" He asked, examining the numbers on the couplings."
"Sure. I need wires too. Something to cut them." He handed her the wire cutters and a soldering tool, and carried the couplings for her. He kneeled down and she stood expectantly next to the tank. The three men underneath looked over, surprised at how quickly she came back.
"You're not half bad at this mechanic stuff you know." Emden said, taking the wires from her.
"I can find you things easily. I'd never be able to put it together correctly though."
"Why not come under here and learn then?" Cody suggested, motioning for her to come under with them. Samson was quiet, but a smirk played on his lips that had Emden trying hard not to laugh. He wasn't sure if Cody realized how it looked to them but it for sure looked like he was hardcore flirting with their General. Azura shot a look at Sky and he gave her a little push under the tank.
"Watch your head..." Cody said, putting a hand up to protect her from knocking her head on the metal pieces that we're sticking out. He scooted just a bit closer to Samson so that she could stand enough so she could see what he was doing. Samson had to give it to him. Cody wasn't an idiot and if he was trying to get with their General he was certainly stepping in the right direction. Samson watched carefully as Cody's hands deftly removed the broken parts. Azura took them and handed them to Sky.
"So here...this wire has to go. It's fraying. You can cut it." He handed her the cutters. She inched in front of him, stretching to her tip-toes and reaching up to cut the wire. Azura was a little nervous at the closeness to the Clone Commander. She didn't know him well enough to feel comfortable being this close to him. It was different with Samson because they barely spent any time away from each other except to sleep and use the refresher. Samson had offered to show her how to fix up things before but she hadn't been terribly interested in it. She could see a small smile sticking to his lips as he worked, his eyes darting to her every once in a while.
"Now we can put in the new wire and the coupling. So take the wire and place it just slightly over the other and then we'll solder it together." Cody said, handing her the new wire. She placed it just over the other. It wasn't quite lined up straight so Cody placed his fingers over hers and straightened it but guided her fingers so she could get the feel of it herself. He gave her the solder tool and the wires came together nicely. Next he handed her the couplings and she screwed them in and he then tightened them up.
"Looks great. Now you can do these by yourself next time."
"You might have to show me a few more times before I can do it by myself." Her cheeks felt red hot. Cody was so close to her and she hadn't noticed before but his hand had landed on her back. She said nothing because she was actually okay with it the more she thought about it. No, she didn't know him well but he seemed very easy to get along with. She'd heard stories about him being a tough but fair Commander. He was good to his men and he was being exceptionally nice helping her learn about fixing this tank.
"General. The Ankarres and Resolute are here to pick us up and bring us to the main command center." Zazou, one of her ARCs said as he approached. Azura nodded, awkwardly stepping away from Cody and out from under the vehicle.
"They've got good timing. We just finished up this tank. It's usable now." Samson said as he once again ducked. " Now Emden, let's not hit our head again." Emden shot him the dirtiest look he could and stuck his tongue out.
"Thanks for letting me help out." Cody put his helmet back on but not before giving Azura a warm smile.
"Any time Commander. We appreciate your help." She said, her tone cheery. Her eyes followed him as he began to walk away toward where some of his battalion was gathered. Samson lightly punched Azura's shoulder.
"I think he was flirting with you, General." He declared, earning several chuckles from her ARC troopers and the Captain
"But did he know he was?" Her hands rested on her hips.
"I'm pretty sure he did." Samson's brow raised on one side. "It's against military regulations to be involved with a Jedi but hey, I don't have a problem with that...if you were wondering." He clapped a hand on her shoulder, fitting his helmet back over his messy hair.
"Didn't know I needed your approval." She retorted, grinning at him.
"You can do whatever you want. I approve." He said as they began to stroll to the gunship that would take them up to the Ankarres.
#star wars#star wars the clone wars#star wars fanfiction#Star wars the clone wars fanfiction#commander cody#swtcw#commander cody x oc
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may I present to you more Dasey songs for Derek to sing to Casey? Im a little obsessed with the idea of Casey realizing and coming to accept Derek through his heartsongs...
starting with Dirty Little Secret MUCH to Casey's confusion (cause surely there's another interpretation to that), or maybe Shes So Mean by Matchbox 20 in the middle of a fight, Chocolate by Snow Patrol (particularly the second verse) as he's pretending not to be in love with her), Jealous by Labyrinth when she's with another guy and he's sad about it, or alternatively Figure You Out in a particularly tense moment of angry jealousy, Iris by The goo goo dolls in a moment of tender vulnerability, Play Pretend by Alex Samson when he's comforting her after a breakup, She Is The Sunlight right before Casey decides to go ahead and kiss him, All I Need by Mat Kearney when they are together but facing the hard reality of what their relationship is ...
I just have sooo many ideas.
Ohhhhh my goodness. Okay, so I don't actually know half of these songs, which means I need to listen to them tomorrow, but, like--
WHEN does Casey get this ability? Right before she goes to University? Does listening to Derek's heart songs make her think that maybe he needs her around? After all, he asked her to stay, right? And that's... That's just... She's WANTED to be his friend for, like, ever! They're family! Somehow. In a weird way. And, yeah, maybe she catches hints of melody when he's glancing at her and she shoves it as far away as possible and purposely looks at someone else and ignores the sound of his voice behind her ("You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be and I don't wanna go home right now.")...
Does she run from it? Does she accept the first date she's asked on; hisses a little as she listens to Derek sing (because Figure You Out is SO GOOD, you're right), and then does this guy sing some crass song about getting lucky, all about Casey's looks and not she, herself; and does she leave the date early and does Derek find her because of COURSE he does; and when they're sitting on a bench together, does she admit she's afraid? Does she whisper, "I don't know what I'm supposed to do. What's the right thing here? No matter what happens... Someone gets hurt."
Does Derek just knock his knee against hers, and there is blessed silence? Does he walk her back to her dorm, and teases her and pokes her like everything is normal? Does she wait for him to sing something, but there's nothing until, after her door is closed and she's opened the window for a small breeze, she catches a glimpse of him walking to his residence, and hears him singing, "And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more, just to be the man that walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door."
And does she cry herself to sleep?
#asks#dasey#urn writes#i think we might just be writing this fic through tumblr lovely humans#we need a really good casey song now
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My suncrab playlist is highly restricted because it's only made up of songs on my phone. This is not an art piece. This is not a place of honour. Anyway, bc I'm going Through it, I'm going to make a bold move and talk about it and some silly headcanon shipping stuff. For me. For me.
(This is very long when opened)
I really have been into glass animals lately.
In no particular order here's some songs on my sincrab list and why
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Hasten To Church (Beedle the Bardcore cover)
a properly committed medieval cover of Take Me To Church. So much of this is, of course, Vibes.
"tis voracious work" is quoted in Creatures of Heaven even.
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Creatures In Heaven, Glass Animals
Of course duh!!!
What do you think about when you think about love? <3
The song is just very much a "halcyon before the fall" both in the later album and why I named my prequel comic after it.
putting tenderness and love on sol is Difficult. Someone must try.
Also "creatures IN heaven" as the song is = two beings in a perfect place
But "creatures OF heaven" like my comic = two beings in heaven, but who belong to heaven and are beheld to it still.
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Run Away With Me by Carly Rae Jepson
I think the bazaar listens to this and cries. Not only because of the saxophone intro majesty. Not because it's sad or melancholy. Just because.
The bazaar is the sinner in secret.... but I don't think he's gonna run away when the lights go dark </3
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Samson by Regina Spektor
Oops, I got really into this song for them??
hello!! The idea of them shedding forms of Importance to exist forgotten and mortal.... <3 yaaaay I love it. Also the idea of hair and divinity I already do with my sol designs. In bible context Delilah sneakily cuts Samson's hair, removing his strength, in this song it is secretly consensual so they can disappear as regular lovers. Consider that. What if baz dragged sol down and the Sun said thank you i was hoping.
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A tear in space, glass animals
Ive said before I'm not normal about this song. Like all of it I can maniacally apply
Verse one is like. Exactly it in terms of "not sure WTF was going on but the bazaar is down bad". I love my warm suncrab but also dubious ethical secret relationship with no confirmation of reciprocal love.... good stuff. And maybe fear did pull sol from their arms.
Something Something this crab famous cries a lot
I climb inside your walls!! I'm where the spiders go!
Also I do hc the bazaar as specifically aspiring to some idea of ascension or equality to be with the sun, what with the red science, so "shape me into your form/what are you waiting for"..........
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Maps by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
There's something very pleading about Maps which I have taken to. Most of the song is just this... it's suggested the Sun was courting another star, and I think this is exactly what was circling the Bazaar's thoughts as they carried that message.
Plus as much as the Bazaar is a monomaniac determined to their goal, I doubt they've missed how unpopular the Sun is. Yet it remains focused, anyway, believing this scheme must be worth it. Because others don't know the sun like she does, they don't love him like she does.
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White Roses, Glass Animals (look I like them a lot! And I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH the new album has a lot of good tunes for this)
We really don't know jack hell about Sol's personality thoughts and feelings, and barely his actions. So anyway this.
I don't think Sol hates the Bazaar, no matter what he does or doesn't feel for them. But I think part of the Bazaar probably is angry at the Sun, even if she'd deny it. I like the idea of a role reversal in any extreme power difference dynamic like these two. Let the bazaar express pain and let Sol welcome it. Is what I'm saying.
I enjoy the "everlasting in a different moon" considering FL linking moonlight to alternate timelines. Is there a world where their relationship is perfect? Can a god dream?
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Gold, Imagine Dragons
....I have a diverse taste in music I swear but this list doesn't capture that
I think it's very hard to stay grounded in reality when you control reality. When you can have anything you want (but a crab), that anything eventually becomes meaningless. People chase absolute power like it isn't a trap that kills who you used to be. Etc. Everything you see becomes what you want it to be, what you think it is, and so there is nothing new— only heaven.
I dunno, fun stuff.
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Origin of Love, MIKA
Okay if you know this song. Yeah it makes no sense to put this on my suncrab list. Yet who stops me? Who dares stand against me?
I put this in because it's vaguely similar to something in my fanfic— "if love is forbidden, why does it exist? If you are god who knows all and is all, then you too are love. If you made me and I love you, then you must know love yourself — how else would I feel it? And if love is not from you, then you are no absolute, no god at all, and love belongs to me. Let me share it. Let me teach you. "
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Clusterhug, IDKHBTFM
Maybe this is what sol is. A teenage beauty queen. (Of sorts.)
"Only if you'd like me to, I could fall in love with you"
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Agnes, Glass Animals
This isn't my last glass animals song.
It's a real vibe. "I want to hold you like you're mine..." I don't apply it to anything in particular it just. Yeah.
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Show Pony, Glass Animals
This is a very Nemesis Bazaar song.
I want it as a mutual happy ship but if the Sun only used the Bazaar for an experiment... the bazaar is one of the only beings that could totally murder Sol. It believes the words on its body would have/still might cause him to die— that's the reason for this whole 7 city scheme. If they wanted revenge, they are in a very good position to enact it.
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Bedroom Eyes, Studio Killers
This is what the Bazaar's new Message for Sol is gonna be clearly. Don't kill me baby ♡ I love u baby ♡♡♡
Legit just one of my all time fav songs and most listened to on my phone lol
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a few other songs I won't grab specific lyrics for:
Viva la vida: legally required for all who dream of falls from glory
Plume by caravan palace
Painting roses by Dresses
Yellow Light by Of monsters and men
Hymn for the weekend by coldplay
Holiest by Glass Animals
Young God by halsey (I'm sorry I couldn't resist)
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.....I really do listen to a lot of music that isn't just. Radio popular bands. Can I put on Second Rendez-Vous by Jean Michel Jarre in. Or is that too obvious a save of face.
Anyway :3c
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@monocytogenes's meme generating genius strikes again
#i'm literally crying from laughter#raleigh samson#dragon age 2#dragon age ii#da2#kirkwall#the best part is i can fully picture this happening to him#krjngkkfnfr help#i'm normal about samson
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Part 29
Awww, thanks, Mayami! I'm sorry you never got to see your kids grow up. You were a great chef.
After Siobhan's birthday, life continued on as normal.
...ok.
Luca did his best to help Siobhan with her schoolwork, even though she didn't enjoy school at all.
What she really liked was taking care of Samson, much to the dog's dismay.
Wow, one walk sure left poor Samson in a righ ol' mess...
But Siobhan really did like all aspects of dog care! Yay!
Aurora would've sped up the job, but turns out scruberoo doesn't work on pets. There were plenty of other things that needed her magical attention anyway!
You fix one thing, another breaks...
Aurora spent every spare moment building her magical prowess. She didn't want to end up overcharged from trying to fix things!
Although that pesky baby bump made it really hard to focus.
Luckily the hard work paid off, and Aurora could finally make getting food easier!
She didn't end up using it much, since she loved the stall foods and live music.
Besides, nothing could stop her for asking random people for food!
Oh hey, Dante! How're you feeling about being a papa?
...ok, it's going well!
Luca for one couldn't wait to meet his new baby! He was gonna be a great dad!
Although uhhh... they were probably going to need a bigger living space. Privacy was tough to come by as it was...
Siobhan was also super excited for the new baby! While Aurora made baby clothes, Siobhan gushed about all the cute things she'd do with the baby.
In fact, Siobhan already had a list of baby names! Which Aurora did her best to support, though "Sparky McEdgelord" wasn't ever going to be a reality.
Poor Samson did not enjoy everyone succumbing to the baby fever.
Never fear, doggy! There will always be love for you!
Bonus
Oh, so Luca doesn't like PDA, but is fine swooning for a virtual audience??
....That is some really cold-blooded revenge, Aurora. Geez, these guys don't understand privacy!
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Strip Poker
'Bored' Trudy thought to herself as she lay on her bed staring up into the ceilling. She hated days like this. Days when Jake and Grace went on some adventure with the Na'vi. Sometime they were away for days at a time. It drove her insane. It keep her away from her natural element.
The sky, that was where she felt most at home. Flying her Samson through the skies of Pandora, seeing the beauty of the Hallejuah mountains that floated in the sky like something out of a fantasy story.
She was a wild bird, not ment to live in a cage. She heard the sound of Norm fiddling with something in the lab. 'Well it ain't all bad' she thought as she got up from her bed and headed out of the sleeping area to see what there resident genius was up to.
Normally Trudy didn't interact with the "Brainiac" as she called them. The only one she really like was Grace and that was cause of her take no shot attitude. But still Norm Spellman had a kind of ssweet geeky charm that made it so she couldn't help but like the kid.
"Hey Norm" she said. "Hey Trudy" he said before peering down a microscope and writing something down. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Just finishing off checking some specimens" he said before heading over to the table. "Need any help?" she asked.
"No i'm done with the test" he said before sitting down. She said nothing only looked at him with mild interest.
"If you're that bored Trudy you could go outside and watch the grass grow". She laughed at his suggestion and said "I can't help it, i'm going steer crazy being cooped up in this little shack, I'm suppose to be flying you guys around this planet not sitting around while Jake and Grace get to have all the fun"
"Tell me about it, I spent years studying everything about the Na'vi, their culture, history, language, and here i am examining plant cells" he said sounding frustrated.
"That's got to suck" she said. "Yeah but i can't really blame Jake for it though, he didn't ask for it to happen"he said begrudgingly.
"Hey how about you and i go for a little flight around the mountains" she suggested. "We're terribly sorry but all flights have been grounded due to adverse weather conditions" he said impersonating annoucements while pointing to the window.
This was the first time Trudy noticed the heavy rain outside making flying impossible. "Yp got to be kidding me" she said after about five minute of staring at the rain hoping for it to stop.
"If you want something to pass the time i have a rubrix cube in my bag" he said. Trudy turned around and saw that Norm was playing with a deck of card on the table.
"What the hell are you doing?" she asked. "Playing solitaire" he said confused.
"Back up, you had a deck of cards with you this whole time and you never told me" she said. Norm said nothing, he didn't have time to , Trudy sat down at the table asked for the cards. He handed them to her as she began to deal them out.
"What are you doing" he asked confused. "You and me are gonig to play poker" she said.
"We don't have any money" Norm pointed out.
"I neevr said we were playing for money, this is a game of strip poker" she said.
"Strip...Poker" Norm said shocked. "What the matter got something you want to hide" Trudy insinuated.
Norm blushed and remained silent. "Don't worry i'll go easy on you, but i'm looking forward to winnig this game after all I've heard big thing come in small packages" she said smiling impishly as she dealt the card.
'Oh how wrong you are' Norm thought to himself smiling on the inside.
After many turns Trudy was down to her underwear whereas Norm had only lost his shirt, vest and left shoe. Now she was really starting to sweat, she thought she'd be mopping the floor with Norm. She thougth he'd be doing a strip tease for her, not the other way around.
Trudy couldn't help but stare at Norm despite her situation. He looked like a wimp but was actually quite well built. ' Wouldn't mind me some of that' she thought herself. 'Get your mind out of the gutter Trudy' she chastised herself
Norm was thinking very interesting thought about Trudy. He alway thougth she was beautiful, perhaps the most beauitful woman he had ever meet but now he had a full view of her and he could keep his eyes off her.
Trudy smiled as she looked at her hand and said "Looks like the winds have changed my friend". With that she revealed her four 10. "Lose the pants" she said.
"Not so fast" he said revealing his hand. he had four kings. 'You've got to be kidding me ' she thought. "Lose the bra" he said grinning like a Cheshire Cat.
"Not so fast, how did you do it, how are you so good" she asked suspiously. "Beginners luck" he said. With she shot him a look that remind him who he was dealing with and that she could kill him quite easily.
"Ok, truth is my brother used to teach me how to play when i was a kid" he said. "Go on" she said realising their was more to the story. " And in college a lot of my income came from poker games, they all fell for the same trick, they all thought i was some naive kid with absolutely no skill at the game at all but i happened to have a great poker face and ability to read people"
Her face softened and she smiled and said "That a pretty good trick, well i guess i have to keep my word and follow the rules of the game" she said before getting up and heading across to Norm.
She sat on his lap and kissed him on the mouth. She them began to unhooked her bra when suddenly they heard a loud hissing noise. Trudy grabbed her clothes and sprinted into the bathroom. Norm was left sitting in the chair speechless. "Norm get in here and help Jake get out of his pod" Grace shouted getting out of hers.
Returning to reality he said "Yes Dr Ausgustine" and got up and helped Jake out of his pod.
Later that Night.
Norm was laying his bunk going over the event in his mind. Trudy had kissed him and if Jake and Grace hadn't interrupted them who know what would have happened. He decided just to put it to the back of his mind and chalk it up to a one off thing. Trudy wasn't interested in a guy like him he told himself before turning over to get to sleep.
Just then He felt something climb into his bed and say "Mind scooting over a little".
"Trudy he said "What are you..." he began before being cut off by Trudy who kissed him and said "Picking up where we left off".
#trudy x norm#trudy chacon#norm spellman#Trudy/norm#Na'vi!Norm Spellman#na'vi!norm#Na’vi!Trudy Chacon#na'vi!trudy#recom trudy#Recom Trudy Chacon#Norudy#Trudorm#avatar au#avatar 2009#avatar#avatar fanart
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Sebastian x Elliot Headcanons
I'm down bad for these two quiet
They probably met at the dock
Imagine there's normal weather patterns and it can randomly start raining okay?
So sebastian has a computer so he probably checks the weather
Elliott has no TV, no computer so he can't check
Sebastian starts walking to the dock right before it starts raining
Elliott is already out there
And it just starts POURING
Like really coming down
Elliott is like "Oh no" and runs over asking if he can use Sebs umbrella just until he can get inside
Sebastian is like "Uh sure" and they walk over to his cabin and Elliot suddenly looks really inspired
"Thanks, I can add this to my romance book!" And rushes inside and Sebastian is just standing there like "You can h w a t"
A few days later Sebastian comes back and is like "Hey, about that umbrella thing, wtf do you mean add it to your book, I just walked you a couple feet."
And Elliott starts going off like "Okay so you know how it's the cliche kiss at the end of a date outside the front door and like sharing an umbrella gets them close? So I was thinking-"
And Sebastian just listens
And he's like "Oh no"
Cause Elliot has a really nice voice
My voice claim for him is Liam O'Brien from Vox Machina
ANYWAY
Sebastian is just like "Uh huh, cool" And walks away like "OH NO"
I imagine he goes home and texts Sam like "I think I have an idea for a song"
And Sam is like "OH HELL YEAH" cause he thinks Sebastians song will be sick as hell
And then they try it out and it's like this love song about someone being super out of their league
And Sam and Abby are like "... Man, are you good?"
And he's like "You can't laugh at me."
And they nod with their fingers crossed
"Y'know the guy that lives on the beach?"
They start nodding
"Also a loner, probably mentally ill, it checks out."
And then go over to Elliott and he's writing poetry about how he wants to kiss the carpenters son
I may be projecting but I think Sebastian falls soft and slow while Elliot falls hard and fast
So with Sebastian being like "Yeah, Elliott's lowkey fine as hell" He didn't know what to do
Also, Elliott is a stoner because I said so
One day Sebastian enters the saloon and he just REEKS of weed and Elliott just sniffs the air and is like "Perfect smoke circle acquired"
He doesn't really know how to approach Sebastian about it though
But Sam is trying to be a wingman and is like "Elliott, my bud, my pal, my good good friend, can I ask a favor?" And asks him to review the song that Sebastian wrote
Sebastian is like "Wtf are you doing?"
"Helping."
And Elliott is like "Sure, okay"
And after a while of reading it he's like "It sounds like you wrote it high. Like this doesn't seem like him, was he high?"
And Sebastian let's out a laugh and is like "They wouldn't put it past me but no, I wasn't high."
And Elliott is like "We should smoke some time, that would be fun."
And Sebastian is like "Alright fine."
ALSO MY FARMER IS ALSO A STONER
They meet up to smoke and Elliott is like "Did you know the farmer is really good at baking? Both ways too."
And Sebastian laughs
Like actually laughs as Elliott hands him a brownie
They both lie on the floor and get high and then Elliott is like "That was a love song, yeah?"
"Huh? Oh yeah."
"Hmm... Was it about someone specifically?"
Sebastian is like "Yeah, how'd you know?"
"There were a couple lines about living on the beach and not living up to a romance book expectations"
And Sebastian is like "I gotta call someone real quick" and pulls out his phone
"SAMSON WHAT THE FUCK NOW HE KNOWS"
And Elliott is like "Don't worry, I thought it was cute."
They talk it out
Elliott is like "I could take you on the best date of your life"
And Sebastian is like "The only date of my life."
Elliott is like "How much do bus tickets cost to Zuzu city?"
And Seb is like "... You ever ridden a motorcycle?"
The date is honestly pretty fun
They go to a library and Elliott buys him some new sci-fi books
They also go thrift shopping
Afterwards, Seb is like "That was fun"
And Elliott just nods with this look on his face like he's almost sad
And Sebastian is like "Do you wanna... come in?"
So Sebastian sneaks him into his room
NSFW MINORS DNI
Ngl, it probably doesn't start right away
Elliott is like "Tell me if I'm wrong but I have a feeling this room is soundproofed"
And Sebastian is like "And from that you know why I invited you in?"
And Elliott just looks at him awkwardly before Sebastian just pounces
It's a little awkward, teeth clash and their noses bump but it's perfect to them
They both chuckle a bit at the clumsiness before angling their heads for a better connection
Elliott had ditched his coat snd vest for the date so there was a lot less clothing in the way
The new hoodie Sebastian got had a zipper so there was easier removal
Elliott however had gone for a half button shirt
As he pulled it off, his hair was pulled back and Sevastian groaned at the sight
"You look good with your hair pulled back"
Elliott grinned and grabbed a hair tie from his wrist, tying it back into a ponytail
Sebastian bit his lip and pulled him back in for another kiss
As they shimmied their pants off Sebastian motioned to his desk
"Condoms, lube"
Elliott quickly got them before turning around to see Sebastian stroking himself, hand in his boxers
Elliott had to hold back a growl at Sebastians panting face
As he climbed back on the bed, Sebastian fully removed his boxers and leaned back slightly
Elliott slicked up his fingers and pushed one in
"That feel okay?"
"Mhm! More than okay."
As Elliott added a second finger Sebastian threw his head back and moaned
Elliott was a goner for his expression, pulling out his fingers and ripping open the condom wrapper
He held himself above Sebastian and kissed him, interlocking their fingers as he pressed in
Sebastians mouth fell open in a silent moan and grabbed onto Elliotts hair, pulling slightly
"Fuck, baby, do that again." Elliot whined as he began to rock his hips
Sebastian continued tugging Elliotts hair, pulling him down to his neck
Elliott took that as a cue to start sucking and biting his neck, dark red splotches being left behind in his wake
At a particularly hard bite, Sebastian arches his back and clenched around Elliott, making him grin
"You like when it hurts, love?"
Sebastian nodded, squirming as Elliot bit down again
Elliott started moving his hips faster, gripping onto Sebastians hips and dogging his nails in
"Fuck, oh fuck! Yes, like that!" Sebastian tugged Elliotts hair harder, losing himself in the pleasure
A growl from Elliott made Sebastians eyes open, looking at the purely animalistic look of Elliotts face
Sebastian burned that into his memory, feeling himself getting close
"You close? C'mon, cum for me, be a good boy."
Sebastian tipped over the edge with that and let out stuttered gasps, attempting to close his legs around Elliott as he shot ropes across his chest
With a few more pumps, Elliott filled the condom and gently pulled out of Sebastian, tying it off and throwing it in the trash can
"Shh, you did so well, you were so good." Elliott stroked his hair, holding him close to his chest
As Sebastians breathing evened out he stretched from staying in the same position and yawned
"Can you get me a towel? Bathroom's upstairs next to the kitchen." He mumbled and let his head fall back to his pillow
Elliott returned shortly after along with a glass of water
Sebastian slowly sipped the water as Elliott wiped him down
After he had finished about half the glass, he set it down and stretched out his arms for Elliott
"Stay the night, I'll think of an excuse tomorrow morning"
The next morning, Sebastian walked Elliott back to his cabin and chuckled
"Just like the book" He grinned and kissed Elliott before waving and making his way back
Bonus
"So, you had fun last night" Abigail grinned at him
"I have no clue what you're talking about."
Sam walked up behind him and pulled his hood higher up his neck
"The hood isn't as high as you think it is, Seb." And Sebastian immediately realized why Demetrius looked more disappointed than usual
"So how was it?"
"I'm not telling my best friends about my sex life."
"Ooh, that means it was kinky~"
"Maybe we stop talking now."
#sdv#stardew#stardew valley#sdv sebastian#stardew sebastian#stardew valley sebastian#sdv elliott#stardew elliott#stardew valley elliott#mine.txt#void thirsts
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i uh. wrote track names and descriptions for a take on the same puppet
oh and uh. credits to rejona. because i used her take on top as a basis for samson being. a yeehaw.
oh yeah. samson is a yeehaw cowboy gunsmith who used to work with j.v before uh. getting split one way or another. i dunno maybe the dark worlds were connected and got separated when something happened (maybe fuckin'. the roaring is the term used to refer to it for funsies)
the lightners are uh. ever so slightly off for the fun of it. all that really matters is that Kris is Kriss, Susie is Suzy, and Ralsei is Ralzae
kriss always wanted to be a hero as a kid, and that's where the. whole like. knight aesthetic of their dark world design comes in. probably has a helmet and everything and is more specifically based on normal undyne. suzy is suzy. kriss and suzy are also like. closer than kris and susie? that or it's just. highlighted more.
oh and the soul's the narrator. because why not. also seamaker being bloodana is because. seamaker, dealmaker. i couldn't figure out a. a better pun out of clan bandana.
anyway
Samson, The Marksman Marionette "This is the 'Kris the Anything Muppet' replacement for my new and original AU, The Same Puppet (Emil's Take!) Think about it! Nobody's ever made an AU! [* [* h]] [* [* HOWDY THERE, MY (Good) PARDNER!]] [* [* YOU SURE (Bad), ALL ALONE BY YOUR (Ugly) SELF!]] [* [* MMMMMMMAYBE, MAYBE.. THE COMPANION YOU NEEDED ALL ALONG………]] [* [* WAS]] [* [* ( Gun!)]] [* Oh, you're not alone- You're just taking a detour for a friend-]"
BANG! "This is the 'Yo buddy,' replacement for for my new and original AU, The Same Puppet (Emil's Take!) Think about it! Nobody's ever made an AU! [* [* LISTEN PARDNER.]] [* [* YOU DON'T SEEM TO REALIZE JUST WHAT YOU'RE (Miss!)ING!]] [* [* POWER! POWER THAT WOULD MAKE THE (Big)GEST OF (Iron)S WEEP!!]] [* [* ALL YOU. HAVE TO DO. IS.]] [* [* (Three easy payments of $9.99), (Peas) AND (thank you and goodnight.)]] [* Samson really needs to listen. You DON'T need this. You just need to get through.]"
Tumbleweed Alley "This is the '5000 ping and counting' replacement for for my new and original AU, The Same Puppet (Emil's Take!) Think about it! Nobody's ever made an AU! [* [* ..WELL (, boy) HOWDY!]] [* [* YOU ACTUALLY MADE IT!]] [* [* WASN'T.. Expecting that..]] [* Yeah, yeah. You just ask Samson what he wanted you here for.] [* [* OH! RIGHT!]] [* [* ((canned laughter)), I CAN BE SUCH A (Clutz) SOMETIMES.."]] [* You mumble that it's spelt 'klutz'.] [* [* LISTEN, PARDNER. THE QUEEN. THE ONE RUNNING THIS WHOLE SHABANG.]] [* [* SHE'S KEEPING POWER FROM US, KRISS. THE ULTIMATE POWER.]] [* [* THE POWER OF. (E) (X).]] [* [* I NEED YOU TO. GET INTO. HER BBBBBASE. MENT. AND THEN. KRISS. TAKE THIS. BADGE. AND PUT IT. ON. THE MACHINE.]] [* ..the machine?] [* [* THE MACHINE. YOU'LL KNOW IT. WHEN YOU SEE IT.]] [* ..sure. You awkwardly wave Samson goodbye as you leave.]
Bloodana "This is the 'Seamaker' replacement for for my new and original AU, The Same Puppet (Emil's Take!) Think about it! Nobody's ever made an AU! [* You trudge through the murky red depths, making sure to hold the badge high.] [* You have no idea why it's so flooded down here. It's like they wanted to get rid of something. Or someone..] [* …] [* Stay strong, Kriss. I'm with you in the dark.]"
DRAW. "This is the 'desync' replacement for for my new and original AU, The Same Puppet (Emil's Take!) Think about it! Nobody's ever made an AU! [* [* HAW. HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHA((manic cackling))]] [* [* KRISS. PARDNER. BUDDY.]] [* [* WE'RE FINALLY. I'M. WE'LL FINELLY BE.]] [* [* POWER. POWER. POWER.]] [* [* WE'LL GET SO WE'LL GET SO WE'LL GET SO-]] [* You stumble back, asking Samson to calm down a little.] [* [* ..CALM? DOWN?? BUDDY. PARDNER. KRISS.]] [* [* 'M. FINALLY. (Sheriff). I FINALLY (run this town). AND YA WANT ME T'? CALM? DOWN?]] [* [* YA DON'T. (make the calls), PARDNER.]] [* [* GO AHEAD 'N TRY.]] [* Samson points the barrel of his gun at your head.] [* You panic, barely managing to mumble Suzy's name.] [* [* HAW. HAWHAW. SEE. CALL ALL YA LIKE, KRISS.]] [* [* AIN'T NO ONE PICKIN' UP NO MORE. JUST LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED T'BE.]] [* [* I LIKED YA, BUDDY. I REALLY DID. BUTCHA DONE WENT AND OUTLIVED YER USEFULNESS. YER NOTHIN'.]] [* [* SO WHY DON'T WE JUST BACK UP A LITTLE. AND LET. M'LIL MAGNUM OPUS. (do the rest!)]] [* You scream Suzy's name.]
AND LET トイレ手榴弾 DO THE REST "This is the 'GIGA プリン' replacement for for my new and original AU, The Same Puppet (Emil's Take!) Think about it! Nobody's ever made an AU! [* [* OH. OH I DAMN GET IT NOW.]] [* [* YOU 'N YER. DAMN LIL POSSE. WANNA SHUT ME DOWN FER GOOD.]] [* [* YOU WANNA. TOSS OUT ERRYTHIN' I HAD.]] [* [* HAW. HAWHAW. WELL. GUESS WHAT, PARDNER.]] [* [* M'NOT STUPID. AND M'NOT DEFENSELESS. NOT NO MORE.]] [* [* WITH THE. POWER. OF. (E) (X).]] [* [* I'LL LETCHY'ALL IN ON A LIL GAME A FRIEND'A MINE USED TA PLAY.]] [* [* (If your HP drops to zero, YOU LOSE!)]] [* [* SO TAKE YER PACES. COUNT T'SUNDOWN.]] [* [* 'N DRAW.]] [* You brandish the Hero's Blade.] [* Suzy gives you an encouraging nod.] [* Ralzae seems to be panicking.] [* You face the DEALMAKER.]"
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