#i'm losing it for real
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hey guys did you ever realise. that diet coke cans actually say 'diet coke' on them. and not 'diet coca cola'??? am i going insane? i've never actually READ a diet coke can, but like.. i just always assumed it said 'diet coca cola'. please someone tell me i am not alone in this
look at this. this is making my head hurt
#196#rule#r/196#r196#/r/196#cognitohazard#diet coke#coca cola#diet cola#how did i never notice this#i have been seeing these cans for like#almost my whole life. in supermarkets.#i'm losing it for real
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GOOD MORNING TO MEEEE, AND TO FORTNAT CUZ WHAT THE FUUUCCCCKKKKK
#I'M LOSING IT FOR REAL#LIKE WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN MY FAVORITE BOYS GAVE THIS TO ME#WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM GIFTED WITH EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT#god i hope they get to hang out together a little more#nat said he felt a little lonely and fort is sooooo friendly and sweet#i'm going to cry#cyndy speaks
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Then, too, at sea—to use a homely but expressive phrase—you miss a man so much. A dozen men are shut up together in a little bark, upon the wide, wide sea, and for months and months see no forms and hear no voices but their own, and one is taken suddenly from among them, and they miss him at every turn. It is like losing a limb. There are no new faces or new scenes to fill up the gap. There is always an empty berth in the forecastle, and one man wanting when the small night watch is mustered. There is one less to take up the wheel, and one less to lay out with you upon the yard. You miss his form, and the sound of his voice, for habit had made them almost necessary to you, and each of your senses feels the loss.
—a sailor's diary entry, on losing a shipmate, ca. 1834 (from Two Years Before the Mast by Richard Henry Dana Jr.)
#he also started the entry for that day by saying 'this was a black day in our calendar'#sorry but i'm even more emotional about this after watching ofmd someone please appreciate#this is an actual entry in a real sailor's diary about really losing one of his shipmates#two years before the mast#richard henry dana jr.#quotes#nautical#the sea#nautical history#ofmd#our flag means death
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The present, the past, they're both in the future! The future is in the past!
#every day is threshold day#threshold day#I'm not actually sorry#I live in a warp 10 void today#RIP my notifications#already feeling very popular#my time zone is still 25 minutes away but we doing it whatever#TIME ISNT REAL#the word is starting to lose all meaning#thank you to the original Star Trek meme#please enjoy my terrible speed meme
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*End of a long day, classes are over*
Beel and Belphie: *ready to go home*
Mc: *looks very tired and is laying their head on the desk*
Belphie: "Mc, class is over, we can go now"
Mc: "Yeah, I know Belphie. Just... give me a minute."
Belphie: *looks at Beel*
Beel: *nobs, swiftly picks up Mc and begins to carry them on his back*
Mc: "W-wha?! Beel! I said I could walk if I was just given a minute!"
Beel: "It's fine, I like holding you."
Mc: *slightly stunned and also tired*
Beel: *begins to walk while carrying Mc*
Belphie: *walks along side Beel*
Belphie: "Also means we'll get back faster, which means more time to nap before dinner."
Mc: *sighs* "Alright. You win."
Mc: *closes their eyes, wraps their arms around Beel's neck, and let's their body go slack*
Mc: "you win"
Beel and Belphie: *look at each other and smile*
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me!#obey me nightbringer#obey me mc#obey me x reader#obey me brothers#obey me brothers x reader#obey me brothers x mc#obey me x gn!reader#obey me x gn!mc#obey me belphegor#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphie#obey me beel x reader#obey me belphagor x reader#obey me beel x mc#obey me belphie x mc#obey me swd#Wish I had a Beel to carry me#why cant they be real#i wish they were real#Don't mind me I'm going to go cry in a corner now#;-;#i feel like im losing my mind#Idk why#idk what else to tag#i'm going crazy aren't i?
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Palmer and Altairus
#i'm coming up with a little self-indulgent story :3#Where this woman‚ Palmer‚ was brought to the Land Of The Dead by mistake after a relative's passing#Death's Assistant rescued her from losing contact with her dimension by bringing her to the Limbo‚ an intermediary between the two worlds#Her main goal was to return home‚ until local conflicts and unexpected meetings with previously assumed imaginary friends#led her to question the real reason to be there ---#It feels right to create stories for these characters :o#and not just leave them hanging in an empty blank space (which is a constant pattern in most backgrounds of my art)#there are also other characters that show up but I haven't thought of their role yet#and I really like this idea of simplistic designs changing over time (10+ bonus points if it follows character development)#while really complex ones usually remain the same#so ig there's more to come??? unless I come up with yet ANOTHER self-indulgent story lmao#sbahdabwhdbahdhwqbadnwanwsm#starbsart
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been reading through various usps reviews this morning and i've started to notice some trends
#i feel like i'm losing my mind. every review section on every usps location is the exact same#the last one is a real comment i saw btw. yeah i wonder why usps‚ an agency under the federal government‚ doesn't just “sell the company"#sorry that one comment sent me over the edge and led me to making this. anyway support the postal service <3
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guys is this anything- i had a vision
does anyone even remember this meme? it lived in my head rent free in middle school
#trafficblr#traffic life#life series#real life smp#life series memes#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#zombiecleo#pearlescentmoon#scott smajor#smajor1995#i'm losing it i think#i'm sick i can't be held responsible#lemon rambles
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He misses his dad.. 🥺
#I saw another fanart that made me cry so hard I threw up so I felt like I needed to hurt people too#I also haven't stopped thinking about how sad Tomura probably was when Kurogiri got captured#that was his REAL dad 😤#I would've loved to get more time with the league showing everyone's feelings and reactions with the losses and grief#like they kinda zoomed past everyone's reactions to losing Compress and Kurogiri#I hate what Horikoshi did to the villains I'll curse him until my last breath#anyways#I had to play a round of smash with my Fiance to get that screenshot for the tv lol#we debated for a while on who they'd pick for characters#I feel confident in our picks tho#Tomura would tell Kurogiri to pick that version of Kirby bc it looks like him 🥺#kurogiri would not be good at video games#but he would definitely try#Yeah I cried at least 6 times drawing this fyi#anyways sorry for rambling I'm just back on my bullshit#enjoy the food#my art#bnha#mha#my hero academia#shigaraki tomura#tenko shimura#shiggy#bnha shigaraki#mha shigaraki#kurogiri#league of villains
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I’m playing with your Oscar and my Arthur like dolls and I’m making them kissy kiss (technically no sweeter innocence fanart but also I just think it’s funny we picture each other’s Oscar while reading it lmao)
Mikonez and Potatolord crossover blindfaith moment
OH MYGO D SEEING OUR GUYS TOGETHER FEELS LIKE I WON THE LOTTERY ON CHRISTMAS
he!! could do!!!! dinner!!!! 🗣🗣‼️ @lighthouseshepard look what you have done to us
naturally I read it again for the *cough* time and this time only pictured your guys (for enrichment) and.
big fan >:)
#though gotta say I think what i see in my head is more like a mix of both of our arthurs!!#there can never be enough smooches#we're just passing these gay men back and forth between us like a blunt its.#theyre communal property now#THIS IS WHAT KARL MARX WANTED!!!!#also. I'm sorry this took so long jay ;-;#every cell of my being is stressed beyond what is humanly possible and i wanted it to include art and then i forgot time existed :(#barbie doll comparison is so real btw it really *is* what we're doing huh 😔#malevolent#ask#anyway im back to losing my mind about them and your art and them and nsi#and your art
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alba at the "red one" nyc premiere - 11/11/2024
#alba baptista#warrior nun#avatrice#she looks so insanely good i'm losing my mind#the little black dress#the ava silva season 2 haircut#her ARMS#gahhhh#i cannot believe she's real#if we get more photos tonight i will obviously post them
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birthday boy 🎂
#river dipping#theodore doe#matthias evanoff#a burning house to live in#echthroi#ts4#ts4 edit#simblr#ts4 screenshots#theo i hope you're having the most insane birthday sex rn i hope it's ******** and ***** and ***'** **** *** **** ***** :)<3#sorry i put off making your birthday edit for so long that i had to pivot and post this edit instead of the one i wanted </3#...very funny how similar this is to that LAST render i posted... well so WHAT!! if i think matthias looming is sexy!!#this is based on a photo that everyone was drawing their ocs as so really it's not MY fault he's back there clinging and being a freak#actually if y'all want this pose lmk... i'll share it but fyi it's only meant to be seen from the waist up and idk how it'd look#on a sim that doesn't have the same muscle mass and like. bulk. that matthias has......................................#just got rock hard after typing that... anyway.#HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEO <333333333 LOVE YOU SO MUCH I PROMISE I'M GONNA KEEP WORKING ON THE //ACTUAL// BIRTHDAY EDIT!! like .#posted abt this on the sideblog but the real edit i have planned for him is making me lose my fucking gourd#and it'll probably take me :))) a few more days to figure out#expect a depressing theo-as-a-teenager edit eventually tho. with writing!! accompanying it!!#matthias's face has changed again btw 😭 i redid it almost immediately after i posted that first render attempt so he looks DIFFERENT!!#i posted screenshots of him in cas just the other day on my other acc and he looks so good in them i might post them here too#oh and!! this edit looks massively different than my last because this screenshot was taken with a new preset i made specifically for#the real birthday edit i'm working on... it's a hallway scene so i figured out depth and density to get this really cool fog effect#i'm really excited for it!! in my head the way it looks makes me crazy but idk if i can pull it off properly. but like i WAS SAYING!!#new preset is sooo sexy after i post this i'll reblog with the before and after to show you how good it looks even w/o any editing#like. the colors....... literally have always wanted a preset like this i'm so glad i spent yesterday fucking around with it#ALSO!! i've been doing those oc/ship dynamic templates for fun recently so i might post a few of them here soon#realize i'm rambling so much in these tags bc i haven't been here in forever kfjnkfjhn ummmmm. let me stop.#EVERYONE WISH THEO HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW 🫵‼
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were you his boy? were you his number one boy?
#succession#kendall roy#logan roy#fanart#losing my kenstew privileges from#drawing logan roy after a kenstew episode#but i have feelings about this that needed processing#when you love an absence so sanctified and gigantified#you hold a sheet of paper like a relic#and study the angle of an ink line#was it real#was any of it real#do you feel validated by a ghost ken#i'm sure you do since you've been trying to do that your whole life#my#and now i can finally go watch barry
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@achilleasfury Xue Yang thinks this meeting could have been an email
for anyone that actually wants to see the very professional and carefully thought out powerpoint
the "dad's approval" graph i think was an excellent touch on her part
#su she is respecting his crisis at least#mdzs#jin guangyao#jgy#xue yang#xy#su she#su minshan#sms#3zun#and thanks to my girlfriend who made me the powerpoint slide despite knowing nothing about this nonsense u.u she's the real mvp#my art#you know given that jgy is supposed to constantly be really put together with his Customer Service Smile#i'm pretty sure almost every picture i've ever drawn of him is of him kinda losing his shit#poor guy cannot catch a break
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I wonder how many of Tommy haters ever experienced racism. My guess is a very small part of them because let me tell you one thing: you don't spend after work time with your racist coworker on your own. EVER. You don't share stories and jokes with them. EVER. You know the mental cost of spending time with a racist when you're a poc? No you don't. And you think Hen and Chim would choose to spend their free time with a racist instead of anyone else? Instead of going home? No one forced them, and there's no one else. They decided to have drinks together because Tommy changed and they want to support change.
You can call out his past behavior, absolutely, and I did it myself because it needs to be done. You know what needs to be done too? Acknowledge positive change. It's crucial to see and support change. Change is what makes the world better, little by little. But you wouldn't know if you're not a poc, right? How does it feel to be a white knight trying to get some "good ally" points from the poc you use for you hate campaign? All that for a fucking ship? Is it worth it? Do you have your ship canon now?
But please, educate me on racism and how Hen and Chim acted in S2, apparently forced (by who?) to spend their free time with Tommy.
#bucktommy#tommy kinard#i chose violence on this sunday morning#i'm tired of seeing the same shitty takes from bobs#most of them enjoy their daily privileges and then come shit on us like that?#and sure there are poc who don't like tommy#i hope they see how change is the key#if you deny people the ability to change#we ALL lose#accountability and change can and have to coexist#and i know it's a fucking game for so many of bobs and buddies#they spend their time trying to find new reasons to hate tommy and BT for a fucking ship#it's not even that deep and it makes it worse#because they use real life issues and turn them into fandom bullshit
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#check out those EARS#sentret#bald#my real question is. why#well i have a lot of questions#what is this thing. why does it have wings. why is it shaped like that. why is it only cute from this angle. why does it evolve into#You-Know-Who of all pok��mon#like how does furret lose the wings and the bunny ears and the shape and#how does it go from this egg-shaped flying squirrel to like#a ferret. that's what i don't understand#anyway you know who's next#i have no clue how i'm gonna follow up the original legendary furret post but#um. i'll try
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