#i'm literally a whore!

[valiantvillain]

The obsession with bra straps will never not be absurd to me. I am a woman. I exist in a body with breasts. Therefore I must wear a bra, the most secure of which being those with straps. I do not endeavor to put them on display but should they so happen to escape the often meager confines of my clothing, they really should not be a cause for scandal. If people wear bras, your poor wee virgin eyes will be subjected to incidental glimpses of bra straps. Let me assuage your anxieties and reassure you that they are not a whore, that's just what clothing does and you are the greater asshole for pointing it out (or even worse, trying to "fix" it without that person's consent, as my own mother has attempted to do many times whilst walking behind me on the street and that woman is very lucky I have not accidentally hit her due to being startled at someone's hands on me) than you would be for keeping your mouth shut and your eyes almost anywhere else. It's underwear, it's breast support, not some lurid secret or kink best kept behind closed doors and never mentioned in polite society. Quit it with the puritanical-minded bullshit.

[star--anon]

I'm bored, let's talk Horizon, Minho's dog

Horizon!!

(the name is for very similar reasons as to why Thomas named his cat Sunny)

(here is the post about Sunny, btw)

He is massive and very big and huge and large. His fur is so black that it looks like a piece of the night sky.

Minho calls his dog "Zen" in public

In private, Minho calls Horizon "Hor"

because it sounds like "whore" and that is funny to him

Thomas asks Minho how he got his dog, and Minho just says "it takes one to know one" and refuses to elaborate

Horizon is Minho's self-appointed guard dog. Minho didn't get Horizon for scary dog privileges, but Horizon does his very best to give those privileges to Minho anyway.

Nobody messes with Horizon's human.

Except Sunny, of course.

Minho was hesitant to introduce Horizon to Sunny because he was worried his dog would see how Sunny likes to bully Minho and get aggressive

However, Horizon acts very gently with Sunny

Sometimes, Minho forgets that Sunny is deaf and calls for her. When she doesn't show up, he figures she's just ignoring him

Horizon has learned to recognize when Minho is calling for Sunny and goes to fetch her

Sunny, in return, shares her window sun-basking spot with Horizon

Whenever Sunny goes about her daily "terrorizing Thomas' stupid pet human who is stealing all of Thomas' love away from her" antics, Horizon just kind of watches

Sometimes Minho can tell something happened because Horizon is looking at him guiltily

Horizon would never actively participate in Sunny's war crimes, but he would never stop her from doing so either

Minho groans about it all the time

"You're supposed to be on my side."

Horizon just licks his face until he's happy again

Minho tries to scold Horizon but can't bring himself to do so

Thomas suggests giving Horizon a treat every time he stops Sunny from doing more of her little crimes. Positive reinforcement and all that

except Horizon never stops Sunny, so Minho never gets the chance

When Thomas gets mad at Minho, Minho uses Horizon to send Thomas messages.

Horizon has gotten very good at opening Thomas' bedroom door with his paws

Minho often sends him off with a rose in his mouth

(Thomas never locks his doors because he trusts Minho to not barge in when he's mad at him. And so that Horizon can get in)

[lia-is-a-slut]

Need someone to make up some lube ice cubes and shove em in my holes asap 🙏🙏🙏 x

[mint-mumbles]

Gonna use this image any time someone says something low key sexist about Sable (ie "she's showing too much skin" regarding a fucking bathing suit 😭🤦)

I don't hear you complaining about Spirit 😭

[numiolaes]

i wonder how many people would stop bitching about the writing for this show if they could've binged it all and had at least one scene per episode where someone stated everything explicitly like that one scene w/ satan in futurama

[beastblade69]

my pronouns are he but not him cuz I'll never be him

or him

[yourlocaldisneyvillain]

apparently it is a rumour in certain circles that i am a Whore and a Wench who slept with a friend of mine to get my job. funny how none of them considered i actually have the qualifications for it, unlike the previous guy who had said job and got dismissed bc of his incompetence and then started to spread rumours about me :)))))))))

[actual-corpse]

Telling people you're Christian: Blasè, dated, wrong. Instant dislike.

Telling people you're a true follower of Christ: Idk... What I'm saying but I'm trying to make a point about Christians not actually following the teachings of Christ and if they were True followers then they wouldn't be so far up everyone's ass with controlling and hateful policies like...

Homophobes think more about gay sex than actual gay people! And they're way too concerned about genitals.... and they're really creepy about children... ACTUAL children.

The projection is REAL. The call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! You're the problem! You're the person you're scared of!

They freak out over people "forcing trans on kids" as if they themselves aren't forcing unnecessary surgeries onto Intersex babies!!! Transphobes are the ones forcing kids to transition!!

If they truly believed in their "God" then they would not mutilate intersex babies! Because they would believe God made them that way and that they were special or whatever idfk.

IT ISN'T ABOUT THE BIBLE! THEY JUST WANT CONTROL!!! How the FUCK are you gonna say something was "God's plan" and then mutilate a baby?!?!? They deny their children life-saving medical treatment bc it's "God's plan" but then in the same breath mutilate intersex babies... put them on hormones that make them sick... just so they can be "normal".

[lightningfilledsaber]

Double boyfrieng time for @limonnazul's Riot <3