#i'm like an old man i swear
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the pain of wanting to go to hardcore shows and shove/get shoved around in the pit but i am so fucking short and i get injured so easily
#last time i kept having to leave because my side was cramping and my knee almost gave out#i'm like an old man i swear
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Not to sound like a boomer on main, because I love my phone- I do. But I really miss the day when I could hang out in public without having to hear everyone else's phones. I don't care if there are babies crying (because babies cry sometimes) or if other people are having conversations (because that's what people come to cafes and such to do) but hearing tinny little phone sounds blasting out loud out of their speakers drives me insane. I'm only in my 30's, why are you making me complain about how things were "back in my day" like I'm 80? Public phone noise is prematurely aging me. Send help.
#Complaining#Like an old lady#I'm not I swear#But also- Back in my day#*shakes fist at sky*#It's giving “Old man screams at cloud”#I am the old man#Only Im not a man Im a woman and instead of screaming at clouds im slowly having my sanity stolen by people watching videos on their phones#out loud in public spaces#Can we normalize not doing this?#Use headphones or something#Please- I beg of you#technology#cafe#coffee shop#writing#im just trying to write a fun little story i don't care whats happening on your phone#keep it to yourself
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Pokémon Masters EX spoilers ahead!
Kabu likes to play TAG with his pokemon... and he's shown to have a much softer side beneath his strictness in pokemas too... he's so grandpa-shaped to me 😭💖
#you guys have to know that today has been an eventful day for me. like... non-stop serotonin because I got one good news after another#(i celebrated my ultimate ship's day + speed-run and sacrificed sleep to post 2 fics for today's sake + successfully bought prints of said#ship with two of my bird app friends + successfully secured a birthday cafe event for a character in my city where i can meet said friends)#like. my heart was in OVERDRIVE 😭😭😭 adding kabu to the lodge has me falling off the bed from how much i giggled and rolled on it 😭😭😭#i need to replay swsh but i swear he wasn't this gentle and caring in the games 😭💗 like this scary old grandpa is actually very soft 🥺🫶#my head is spinning from thinking about how good his gym trainers' morales are with him keeping it up. or how he must be well-loved in#motostoke for not just being an encouraging gym leader but also an approachable and kind citizen. no wonder nessa and milo regularly hangs#out with kabu and that he and raihan are tor-colleagues 😭😭😭 he's actually so earnest in showing that he cares for others with each line#ossan you have to tell me which of your pokemon plays tag the best!!! and is that how you wind down after training!!! 😭💗#giving pokemas writers a big smooch on their foreheads because they're so genius for this man. yes it is a cash grab but they're doing kabu#sooo much justice too with each of his appearance... like yeah take my gems for once! you actually did a splendid job for my favorite ojisa#i don't know if i'm just still a 6 y.o girlie loving kazuhiko inoue's kakashi or i'm just itching for familial tenderness but man. he's suc#a comfort character to me now... i didn't expect that in 2024 but i'm grateful i could pull him and enjoy talks with this ossan now 🥺🫶#gym leader kabu#pokemon kabu#pokemon sword and shield#pokemon swsh#pokemon masters ex#pokemas#pmex#pokemon masters ex spoilers#pmex spoilers#pokemas spoilers#swsh#galar#pasio#trainer lodge
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Why don't you find something to do while I finish my breakfast?
Some of these gifs I made in different sizes. You can find them on the Markus page of my Gif Archive.
#dbh#detroit become human#dbh gifs#dbh mods#gif#dbh markus#markus rk200#dbh carl#carl manfred#markus manfred#i fucking LOVE CARL this is a carl love zone#taking care of old people used to be my job so like#i went into dbh blind and fully thought i would be life-simming taking care of this old man and i was so fucking ready for it lmao#i remember when carl's house at night happened and someone “broke in” and i was just like#i swear if anything happens to carl i'm killing everyone in this room and then myself#and then you know what i did#fucking got him killed smh mh#anyway i really love carl and his house and the lighting here#and markus of course he is so cute and like. bubbly#caretaker programming for sure#love that for him#gifsgalore#markusgifs
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i'm like 80% convinced that most of the current generation of fandom don't know what the words "romantic" or "platonic" mean and possibly never did.
#this has been my old person rant of the day#this isn't even in response to anything in RE fandom#this is just a general fandom post i saw floating around#hey if your characters kiss and cuddle and hold hands and say i love you#YOU'RE NOT WRITING A PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP YOU STUPID ASS#WHAT DO YOU THINK ROMANCE IS#WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS#GIVE ME A DEFINITION RIGHT NOW#i'm so over this weird counterculture against anything 'romantic' while also writing shit that's romantic but swearing it's not#like what the fuck are we doing here man
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Hello fellow chinstache enjoyers! Today I bring you: two middle-aged bisexual men! Tomorrow? Who knows!!
Anyways, here's the original images lol
#bob's burgers#bobs burgers#jimmy pesto sr#bob belcher#jimmy pesto#jimmy x bob#bob x jimmy#old men kissing#chinstache#bob's burgers fanart#bobs burgers fanart#meme#meme template#drawing template#drawing meme#gay middle aged men#old man yaoi#i love them#they like each other i swear#they are in love#art#digitsl art#fanart#i'm so normal about them#you can probably tell that this is my first time drawing either of them lmao
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Guys I think I have a type or I just really want to be these guys
#fop:anw#fop#peri#smg4#smg4 mr puzzles#void's art#I got to be gonest with you guys#i'm only interested of fop:anw because of peri#I'M SORRY HES JUST SO BABYGIRL AND IABCOSZJCISAJCSJAPCNDJDBS#I have issues i know#btw did u guys know I had a fake wedding where I married mr puzzles#i swear i'm not mentally ill i swear#no wait i probably am#my first fictional crush was mr puzzles provably if i ever had one#that's kind of sad considering how old i am#and how recent that is#like damn man the tv? with physiological issues#i'm rambling again lol#I JUST REALISED THEY BOTH HAVE STAR SYMBOLISM AND I LOVE STARS#DAMN LOL
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I fucked up
#Is it socially acceptable to write a comment to a fic that is longer than the fic 😭😭😭#Is it socially acceptable to write a comment that is longer than the 10000 ao3 character limit 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#I'm so so embarrassed right now. This is why I've been struggling to write comments for a year now.#It's because every time I really like a fic I end up with an essay that takes hours to days to make#I'm so sorry to all the authors I've neglected commenting because of this I swear I'll try to do better in the future.#But right now I'm miserably failing. Man I put myself in a mess#Can someone please reassure me on this I'm feeling really insecure and I don't want to make the author uncomfortable.#Or genuinely tell me it's too much if it's too much#Fun fact the first comment I've ever written I was 16 and never ended up commenting because it breached the character limit too.#And 16 me was too much of an anxious mess to post it. And I probably still am#I'm so sorry ray/emma actors au fic I loved you so much.#Please don't ask what the fic is it's a relatively old one and this is already wholly embarrassing by its own for me#But to give you an idea of the proportions I'm talking about a 3k+ comment for a 2k fic ಥ_ಥ#random rambles#To all the authors my lack of self control has kept me from commenting to their fics: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
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Action Shot Alts on Patreon
#Tuvok#st voyager#voy#star trek voyager#bea art tag#I'm sexualizing that old man over there I swear#you may be like 'Bea's not sexualizing that old man as much these days' - rest assured....I Am.
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this is absolutely killing me *bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye playing in the background*
#zhongli probably thinks neuvillette will turn into that one kermit punch meme as soon as he lands eyes on him 😂#this entire quest was peak humour#i really love genshin sometimes#also neuvi falling for a marketing strategy and ending up buying too much tea on the first time he goes out to another country is so him#there was so much going on during this quest#neuvi explaining an inside joke to wrio... that was so cynoesque ahjsgsjsgshs he's trying his best at fitting in 😭 cute#i love that old man so much#and the ladle?!!!!! picasso 🤌#furina having a death note moment of reverse physchology trying to understand if zhongli knew who she was was only missing the#l's theme playing in the background#plus clorinde and navia being questionably lesbian in the mountain that was also nice 👍#but i swear neuvi is so funny#what do you mean that man carried everyone's belongings and went to another country in half a day and managed to scare zhongli without#even trying agsjsh i'm gonna create a monsieur neuvillette fan club#he's the best ever#i need him to meet zhongli for scientific purposes. the world will stop when that day comes 😂#i need to know what would happen#okay realistically neuvi would probably start wheezing the moment he saw the false vision#but still poking genshin so they give us the content we need they can't just tease us like this
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Lord of the Mountains of Rain and Night (for a particular ask blog)
#lord morgarath#rangers apprentice#the early years#🍃 fanart#this is my way of showing I come in peace I swear I'm not a grumpy old man yelling at anything new#also I love Morgarath's characterization is the ask blog its way more interesting to me than the canon books#and I usually dont like the cocky magnificent bastard trope#so the person writing him is doing a very good job
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thinking about how for like the first two years of obi wans apprenticeship qui gon did not give a fuck what obi wan did (or even really what happened to him) before snapping out of it and realizing he was actually very much responsible for this child and course corrected into being a helicopter parent and how obi wan always read this as mistrust instead of concern and guilt.
#Star wars#qui gon jinn#obi wan kenobi#The disaster linages complicated relationship#Neglect#Trauma#Like qui gon was deeply traumatized individual#And I think he just could not deal with being responsible for another child#Like I'm pretty sure obi wan would do something and qui gon would be having literal flashbacks of xantos#Which is not an excuse for obi wan being left to fend for himself but#And that lackluster care ran deep man like obi wan regularly ended up on a completely different planet during those early missions#But to that 13 year old baby wan it felt like trust#So when qui gon started suddenly giving a shit and putting rules in place it felt like mistrust#It's a pretty common reaction to see in kids when their parents who hadn't been parenting get it together#Qui gon having so much guilt being a helicopter tired dad#Wrestling his feral padawan into one of those kid leashes#Qui gon: through gritted teeth: its the will of the force Padawan stay fucking still I mean it I swear to all the gods#Obi wan: 15 and feral and war veteran twice over embressed to the point of finding this humiliating:#Master hates me? Mater distrusts me?? He thinks I need to be held on to like I'm fucking 7 years old when will I ever be good enough for hi
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thank god it's over ; sebaciel rant.
mentions of shotacon, pedophilia, grooming and child sexual abuse.
thank god it's over. thank god people have started to realise how messed up sebaciel was. thank god people started enjoying kuroshitsuji for what it really is. i'm aware of yana tobosu-sensei, i'm aware of what she used to draw, and you could argue that, from the start, sebaciel was supposed to be hinted at with what you call "sexual tension" between a thirteen-year-old boy and a thousand-year-old demon. now, hold on. doesn't that sound strange to you? at least, shouldn't it sound strange?
sebaciel was huge a few years ago, you were almost seen as an outcast if you didn't enjoy it. i must say that as a child watching this and interacting with the fanbase, i did think it was okay. i was younger than ciel himself, so it didn't cross my mind. now that i'm older and look at things differently, it's a wave of relief, seeing that people don't enjoy that anymore. the normalization of these topics in the fanbase is terrifying. i know there's people that still ship this. there's people for everything. i don't want to engage in puritism and ship wars, and what you guys call "anti and proship" discourse. it's fucking stupid and i'm too old for this. just know that i don't want to be grouped with either of you.
this shota stuff is honestly disgusting, and hey, you can call me a hypocrite because i'm sitting on my ass typing a long ass post about kuro out of all things, but i feel like a lot of people were just into it because of the weird shota stuff. the obsession with ciel and the way you guys just nod your heads and say "huh, i think this is acceptable. i sure love interpreting every scene i see as romantic, and i sure love writing erotica about this child with his butler." it's actually disturbing the way you guys handle topics as sensitive as CSA and grooming because at the end of the day, what the fuck is sebaciel? right. pedophilia.
thank god. thank god people are speaking up about the pile of shit this fanbase was. uhh if you want to argue i don't care. i have college work due tomorrow, i don't want to fight with slimy depraved fucks on tumblr. EXPLODE.
#black butler#kuroshitsuji#kuroshitsuji? more like kuroshit#sebaciels stay the fuck away from me#claudelois shippers get fucked too#sebastian michaelis#ciel phantomhive#old man ranting#i literally ship sebagrell i'm not immune to doomed relationships#just learn how to write sensitive topics i swear to god
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I really want Christmas season to feel like Christmas season again this year. it hasn't for a couple years, I've kinda breezed right through it, but I want to try and focus on it this year.
#and if that person who's like 'holidays don't feel special when you're an adult#because you're supposed to have kids to watch experience the wonder of it all but instead you just have a dog and a sad void''#shows up on this post I swear to God I'm blocking them#that post made me so angry? like what the heck man I#I am single and happy. I don't have a dog and a sad void I have a dog and am full of joy#and I can be intentional about enjoying a season whether or not I have kids (which I never want to btw)???#I know that post is kinda old and some of you probably know the person who made that comment#nothing against them tbh it was just phrased really confrontationally and kinda frustrated me#there's not only one right way to live a life.... if I don't ever have kids I can still enjoy holidays as an adult??? hello??#ok sorry hater moment over I'm gonna be joyful now#Lu rambles
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Hi! Sorry still sloowllyy reading through guriten fics still but just wanted to say thank you for writing so many! I finished Hello, My Old Heart, and halfway through Fragile Bird. I was initially going to send this after I finished that, but reading that fic has had my head swimming with images. How you write little details, especially with emotion and body language is so vivid that it's really making me want to draw more of them!! I really love how Grimmer and Tenma are depicted in that setting too! So thank you x100 again, it's been so nice to read these during my breaks. They make my heart ache in the best possible way~
(And if you do ever write that yuri fic in the far future.. I.. wouldn't mind drawing spot sketches or a cover if you'd ever like.. obv no pressure!!)
I'm so very happy that you're enjoying them!! ^_^ I have so much brainworms about them and I may have gone a little crazy with the fics but tbh every time I get a comment or a message like this it makes me happy that someone else has found them and enjoyed what I wrote.
I definitely love to write my emotional detail scenes....I always think of my fics a little bit like I'm writing for TV or movies, so I'll get little "focus" scenes where in my mind the camera is focused on whatever part the detail is about (like intertwining fingers, really small things like that). You can tell when I'm trying to focus in the "camera" by how much I'm describing the physicality in the moment.
And ahhhAHHHHHH I absolutely plan to write for them!! Listen there's just something about the art that you drew and the dialogue in that one piece that has a little storylet buzzing....I would love to do a little collab type thing with you HEEHEE
#asks#prettyokwizard#guriten#writing things#I may have been currently overwhelmed by a different old man yaoi but guriten is and remains my first fandom love hehehe#I need to write more stories for them tbh...a lot of the older ones are like. I mean they're Fine but I have definitely improved XD#but I'm so happy that people still enjoy them...#and yeah no I AM writing lesbian guriten I swear I am doing it#I have been bombarded with Visions. that I must expel into words
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Jin lived with his mother all his life. Since there is no mention of childhood friends, and it is mentioned that Jun decided to live in seclusion - it can be safe to assume Jin only had his mother and nature his entire life until he was 15. When he was 15, a monster unlike anything he's ever seen or can imagine attacks them and murders his mother, he was helpless to do anything due to being too young and unskilled. Jin loses the only friend he's ever had, but he does find out he has more family. His grandfather. His grandfather is the only family he has left.
His grandfather is opposite of his mother; more brash, angrier, stricter, and colder. Jin ends up looking up to his grandfather though, because he exudes strength, and well... he's all he has left. Given Heihachi's history with Lee and Kazuya, and how he treats Jin in the future, it's safe to assume Jin was very likely mistreated by Heihachi for the four years he lived with him. Jin was grieving his mother and the old life he knew, all while being pushed into one where he's being raised by a man who seems disgruntled by his very existence, Jin likely assumes this is because Heihachi wants the best for him.
When Jin finally kills Ogre and avenges his mother. He turns around and sees his grandfather's soldiers. Jin's visibly confused as to why they're around. He couldn't even comprehend they were there to kill him until it was too late, and they already fired their guns at him. Jin is shot several times over until he falls down. Then his grandfather steps in. Jin, even though it's quite apparent he's going to die (who wouldn't after being shot that many times?) still reaches out for his grandfather. Was he trying to get at him? Or was he hoping his grandfather could perform a miracle and save him? Either way, his grandfather answers this by shooting his own 19 year old grandson in the head and then walking away as if nothing happened.
This awakens the devil in Jin - something that threatens to kill and maim everything around it.
While Jin survived, he's been traumatized so much - that he's now homicidal-suicidal, believing the world would be a better place without his family and himself. Jin spends two years of his life with nonstop training and reveling in this hatred.
My point is; Jin's lived a very fucked up life during Tek3-Tek4 and it's easy to see how it mentally affects him when you really think about it. The fact that there seems to be a lot of ppl who don't really think about this or think that Jin basically went through "nothing" compared to the other Mishimas is just baffling to me. Frankly tired of people think Jin is just "emo" for no reason.
#✏️ - ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏsᴛ ���ɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ // (ooc)#// DFJNSDF I SWEAR I'M ABOUT TO ASSIGN MYSELF PRESIDENT OF THE JIN DEFENSE CLUB#// saw sb said that jinpachi had it the worst bc he was a good man and i'm like ???????#// regardless of their future actions -#// kazuya was a literal 5 year old. a FIVE YEAR OLD who had done nothing wrong.#// and jin was a TEENAGER who had done nothing wrong#// both were literally grieving kids whose biggest sins were just 'existing'#// also jinpachi did do some sketchy things in the past - like most mishimas#// like he STILL profited off WWII... like that's a canonical thing. he canonically helps WWII japan#// sure he regretted it - but still.#// of course - jinpachi probs had the most brutal death - being starved to death#// therefore it was slower than being shot or thrown off cliffs... but still lmao
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