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realcube · 3 months ago
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i saw a iida x reader smau and it was very cute but near the end the reader got put on dorm arrest for punching someone. then when they were freed, it was revealed iida is the one who asked aizawa to let them out early because he wants to spend time with them etc.
and may i just say that soooo not true , as class rep tenya would keep you on dorm arrest through and through. in fact, he'd tell aizawa to extend your bitchin sentence. keep that scoundrel away from us civilised folk! ☝
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kimdokjas · 9 months ago
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sorry but it will literally never not be funny to me just how many orvies binge read the novel while at school/work. [pointing and laughing] kdj behavior. we have the biggest clown makeup on like this story was really meant for us huh
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itsquakey · 5 months ago
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Day twenty-four goes to Morphogala!
This ship amuses me for the fact that Gala and Morpho are the same person in Nextgen, taking (uncharacteristic) self love to the next level lmao.
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littlelemontarte · 8 days ago
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i don't care if your football club won a match, that should happen to mine.
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ravene · 5 months ago
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This is what Sonya looked like in my head in the scene where she visits Raskolnikov and she wants to leave and is clearly feeling very awkward but Raskolnikov keeps asking her to stay for no reason
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pegasusdrawnchariots · 2 days ago
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🛡⚔️🏰🐎
#long tag rant: open at yr own risk#turns out that a chivalric nature is not a function of vows of celibacy but rather the inverse;#vows of celibacy are a function of a chivalric nature#the noblest thing I could do for my beloved is never tell them or court them or wed them#thus saving them from having my mother for a mother-in-law!! because WOW!!!!!#just had an argument over not my actions but apparently what she thinks my thoughts are#my thoughts??? in my private head??? surely u JEST 🃏#madam I will change my actions if they bother anyone or even my speech. but not my thoughts!!#or what u THINK my thoughts are anyway. incorrectly. jfc#& even if I did...like how am I meant to prove I did. THEY'RE THOUGHTS#'is the problem that I'm not cleaning...enough? well enough? fast enough?' 'no the problem is yr mindset' I- ????¿¿#what pray tell do u think my mindset is#do u actually want me to 'change' it or do u just want someone to yell at bc ur stressed mayhaps#'I'm taking care of everything I'm not expecting u to pick up any slack-' 'I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS'#(despite being at a loss for words‚ she continued to yell at me for the next 10 minutes)#rattling the bars of my dungeon HOUSING CRISIS. CRASH PLEASE. MARKET CRASH WHEN. I NEED TO GET OUT#the median property cost in my state is $1.1 million. it would be easier to slay a dragon#either I move to another country or wait until I'm 60 to start considering relationships. bc I'm not dragging anyone I love into that ☝️#the scene where Darcy tells Lizzie he's into her but her mother is too embarrassing is what I'm anticipating. btw#she is my most relatable Austen heroine 80% for that reason#I anticipate the next 72 hours sucking bc god forbid I ever have anyone over without being yelled at before AND after#this would all be so much easier if I had a sword & a horse. two very visible threats of fight & flight#vignettes de ma vie
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i-eat-deodorant · 1 year ago
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everytime i read your url i remember the time I almost ate homemade deodorant bcuz i thought is was icecream
how did it taste anon you gotta give us the flavour profile
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izvmimi · 6 months ago
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now i know how yall really feel about me smh
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rainbow-crane · 2 months ago
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having to look myself in the mirror and give myself a pep talk for this one fellas. We're writing about the thematic contrast between the queen herself, Junko, and the shsl Y/N, Makoto
no I won't say "Makoto's cardboard cutout boringness was exactly what was needed to counteract Junko's overpowered analyst mind's anhedonia" but trust me I am thinking it in my mind
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soopertiddies · 5 months ago
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I hate how you make blaine a doofus :(
you've got to be at least 50% doofus to cheat on Kurt Elizabeth Hummel. sorry.
(Also? Gap attack? Doofus behavior)
(This is all said with love and judgement)
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lovitdesele · 1 year ago
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Southern Europeans 🤝 Eastern Europeans
Being ignored by Käärijä
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littlelemontarte · 6 months ago
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figuratively grasping every bvb player's and coach's face in my hands to lovingly tell them to not fuck it up tonight because otherwise 🔪
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happi-tree · 2 years ago
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Waves at the dndads folks. Hihihi I don't do this very often but this au will simply NOT leave me alone so! Have some Normal in his off-brand Disney princess era this lovely wip Wednesday 💙💙💙
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amburglr · 9 months ago
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Madds I am frothing at the mouth you cannot write a song with these tags and not release more than like 20 seconds of it.
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Madds do you know how expensive therapy is?? I need this, (as well as so much alcohol) injected into my veins right this instant.
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chaotic-guinea-pig · 9 months ago
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Dont wanna pressure u but when is the next chapter coming out? I love ur story sm and I will cry if its discontinued!!!! 😭😭😭
👀 Soon, my dear anon, soon...
UPDATE: RAHH. So I may have got my underestimated time. :') it's okay... we'll get there.
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And rest assured this fic will not be discontinued. 😤 I want to see this fic completed as much as you do!
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