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raylansgivens · 2 years ago
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― “ is boyd in? ”
colton rhodes of fx's justified (04.01 — hole in the wall).
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fallen-goldfishcracker · 6 months ago
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Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.
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nipuni · 1 year ago
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the snake of eden 🥰
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ilions-end · 26 days ago
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i've noticed just how often achilles' dragging of hector's corpse is framed mostly as an act of extreme disrespect, or only some brutal show of triumph. personally i think that's underselling both achilles' intention and what the trojans must be thinking as they watch it happen.
hector's corpse is divinely protected so it can't be damaged by the greeks after death; all that effectively happens in the iliad is that his body gets dirty. but under normal circumstances (and i'm not gonna impose realism on mythology, but the iliad is famously detailed when it comes to bodily trauma), the physical reality of dragging a corpse along stony ground for miles would be severe disfigurement and dismemberment. first the skin would wear off, then soft tissues, then extremities would start to detach. i think the iliad's original audience would be aware of that as an intended outcome.
achilles (who doesn't yet know that hector's body has been granted divine stasis) doesn't just want to parade his enemy's corpse around, he wants to tear it apart ("i only wish that this fury inside my heart would drive me to carve you to pieces and eat your flesh raw..."), he wants it to not resemble a human anymore. he wants hector's blood and flesh to circle the city of troy. he wants to make it impossible for hector's family to gather the pieces of him to cremate and that way hector's spirit won't find passage into the underworld. that's what the gods are preventing from happening, they're not just keeping the corpse pretty for priam to pick up later.
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nouverx · 11 months ago
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Louise never heard about puppy love, cause they don't know that term in France 💔
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Lyrics are from Louise by TV Girl ! I was listening to it yesterday and that specific line on the second page screamed Alastor I just had to draw something about it
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akqrus · 3 months ago
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IM SORRY. I'M SO SORRY. They really chose to draw THIS? I CAN'T😭😭😭😭
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feralforbeanix · 6 months ago
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He loved her immediately I'm gonna cry
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golyadkin · 11 months ago
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it's because i wouldn't let you kill the bounty hunter isn't it
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toodrunktofindaurl · 21 days ago
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"Death's child"
twitter | bluesky | insta | 🔞 patre*n
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lizzybeeee · 18 days ago
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When you spend 20 years attempting to bring down the child slavery, murdering, human trafficking exploitation ring that stole your childhood, murdered your friends, and killed countless innocents only to have them rebrand as 'Noble Freedom Fighters™' off-screen.
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chalkrub · 26 days ago
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smorkin
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aymmidumps · 7 months ago
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Andrew doodles
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beebeedibapbeediboop · 1 year ago
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The forest king and the postwoman
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Pokemon AU my absolute beloved 🙏🙏
(Translation for Ford's cursive/complete image description in the ALT text ❤️)
Made a companion piece to this!! See it here ❤️
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tapeworrmart · 2 months ago
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What if James was always onimously soaked through as a nod to his ending
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egophiliac · 10 months ago
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roll out the red carpet guys we're going to the SHAFTLANDS
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