#i'm in a hell of my own making

[simstationdance]

"No dogs allowed."

...

"I will make an exception for her because she seems very polite."

[basilsbestpainting]

I just want to write stories about men fighting with SWORDS then KISSING, but nOoOo. I have to write a 10 page paper on motif where I analyze how a fucking door represents the duality of man in Dr.Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

[haunted-house-heart]

god i wish you could filter your ao3 history

[luxurysystems]

the tags on your latest vice city au fic snippet... "just 2 men in their 50s beating around the goddamn bush nbd"....

These two old men are doing WHAT with their bush????!?!

hopefully beating their... you know...... ....... grudges 🥴

~🐬 (vc anon)

It's been a hot 20 years since they've beaten their bushes in that way 🥴, but since you've brought it up, vc anon...(bit of a scatterbrained read once again!!)

So this is actually related to the other ask that you've sent in, and I don't want to spoil too much of what I have in store (it's quite long, god help me). However, with that said, I LOVE the idea of wwf characters crossing over into the GTA universe; I can see them fitting in the 3D, HD and present games!!! I'm gonna go ahead and just give a glimpse of what I've got going on based on your prev ask:

In the last fic-WIP, Irwin receives a call from Ted after the former just got off the phone with GTA 4 protagonist Niko Bellic. (Let's just say that certain events led Niko to Irwin's office and Irwin serves as a boss for a couple of missions.) Prior to this phone call, these two have not spoken to one another properly in years. I'm thinking that their exodus out of Vice City in 1987 didn't go as planned, quickly dissolving their partnership afterwards. They remained in contact through mutual acquaintances, going as far as exchanging phone numbers through them.

As far as a face-to-face reunion goes, knowing that the other was doing well seemed enough to satisfy the both of them. Something pretty nasty must have happened to have caused their rift...a grudge lasting 2 decades.

Back to the WIP, Ted calling Irwin is their first real conversation in a long time. It's a bit stilted and uncomfortable, kind of like moving your body after a considerable time being still. Nevertheless, Ted wants something, he makes his former accountant/hitman wait by dancing around it- he wants Irwin to hang by his every word yet again. Irwin hearing Ted call him by his old nickname evoked a sort of Pavlovian response- the hotness under the collar, the craving for a cigarette, the itching motion of his dormant trigger finger. Ted calling Irwin "my Kangal" is essentially Ted's way of re-conditioning Irwin to kill again...

That's why in the og tags, I asked if y'all would get mad if this ended horribly for the both of them. A reunion that should have never happened...

Anyway!!! Here's sketches of them finally seeing each other after 20 years. (Y'all know I have to add some visual aids whenever I finish this. 🥴)

Thank you so much for the ask + your patience, VC anon! 🖤🐬🥲

[deathfavor]

you see, my mistake in the timing of the meme is now I have to sit with feral muses for 4 hours who are restless.

[tarabyte3]

Me, knowing full well I already have a folder full of WIPs and 2 chapters I should be working on finishing: What if I just jot this idea down real quick and—oh no.

[beaft]

reading your ch liveblog is like watching a car crash it's so horrific I can't look away

I'm glad somebody is enjoying it

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

First off, I'm a HUGE fan of your works on Ao3. You're an incredibly talented writer, and I'm consistently amazed by how well you maintain the characters' personalities. With that being said, is there any chance you've got another Buddie fic in the works?

"Do I have another Buddie fic in the works."

*distant sounds of fic writer sobbing as Buddie plot bunnies merrily hop around squeaking for attention*

[fatherrats]

My art cycle is that I post a piece , start making 5 other pieces of the same topic , never finish any and finally come back with one from a completely different fandom a month later, only to repeat the process again

[avid-adoxography]

Realizing I won't finish my Dragobete pic in time because I can't draw something without making it overly complex (as usual) but vehemently refusing to let the occasion pass without fighting for it <3c

[technologyvoid]

You know something is wrong when you wake up from a healthy 8 hours of sleep feeling refreshed and get a headache and start feeling tired not 30 minutes later

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[autumnhortsnort]

I have written/drawn a small interaction that is now canon to residuum... unfortunately one thing was changed to make it canon compliant.

People are going to think it's ship bait.

[iraqueer]

everybody shhhhh I need quiet time

[tubbytarchia]

I don't know what this is all I know is that LimL Joel makes me really emotional

[egophiliac]

I got a really tough question.

What’s your favorite Twst event of ALL TIME?

I like Harveston

this truly is the hardest question. :( but after much consideration, I think Endless Halloween Night wins out for me, because it's nonstop Characters Being Silly the whole way through. the whole thing is just lots of these little dorks having the most ridiculous interactions, which is always my favorite! and of course the big twist is SO delightfully stupid and doubles down SO hard that it becomes AMAZING and I 100% unironically adore it. AND it's Halloween! everyone is in their cute little costumes and having a spooky adventure! it's great!

however, I am ALSO a big fan of the Harveston event! how can I not be! everyone is wearing comfy winter outfits and getting along really weirdly well with Epel's grandma and he's getting a little worried about that! my terrible loud son sews a plush squirrel and then gives it a silly little nickname and refuses to leave it behind when it breaks! the ending shot with the sled! I LOVE IT.

obviously we need the best of both worlds now