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home is here. with you.
#theenglishedit#the english#the english 2022#eli whipp#cornelia locke#whipplocke#originals#this scene................#i know everyone focuses on the kiss#which i get#but godDAMN#THE TENDERNESS#THE QUIET FONDNESS IN HIS VOICE#the lingering glances#the way they are both so SO vulnerable with each other#I'M GONNA KERMIT
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not my coworker/friend telling me that my boss doesn't believe i'm sick and that i have to come back tmo or i'm in trouble
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"Scrooge said that he would see him鈥攜es, indeed he did. He went the whole length of the expression, and said that he would see him in that extremity first." - Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
#i was rereading Christmas Carol and this part got me#love how Mr Dickens censors it but also makes sure we know pretty much exactly what what Scrooge says anyways#the muppet christmas carol#a christmas carol#ebenezer scrooge#kermit the frog#merry christmas everyone i'm gonna go watch this movie again
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when you halal yourself in fucking public
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my heart literally feels broken bc i dropped my phone and ruined the screen 馃槶 like i'm never gonna financially recover from this
#all bc of capitalism#i can't get a galaxy s10 anymore#and the s10 was the last one with a headphone jack#so now i have to get a new phone#new usb-c headphones#and a new cover#and maybe a new charger as well#i'm gonna kermit
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Hi would you play her
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so i'm high and I can't read right? and I'm playing fnv and there's a quest to retrieve the fallen body of some ncr lady, so I go and do that. i get the body (through a minefield mine you) and I see the quest says to drag (ie. WALK WITH THE BODY) down the traintracks north towards an ncr encamptment so I do that only to realize halfway I'm going south. so i have to drag the dead body the exact opposite direction for another five minutes until I finally come across the two npcs standing there only for SUDDENLY ROMANS to appear and kill the two npcs making it impossible to turn int he quest. so i have to fucking start over and drag the npc over to the guys again, get addicted to every drug in order to save the two npcs by fighting off legionaries only to finally deliver the dead body and...??? nothign happens. I just sit there very confused for a second when my wife goes 'jackson? isnt' it morales?' and i look down to see I HAVE THE WRONG DEAD BODY
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ROUND 2 SIDE A: Puppet Fight Part 2!
Duck (duck; Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) vs. Kermit the Frog (frog; The Muppets
PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT!
Duck:
"I have never seen Duck being called an anthro but I think it would be funny if a puppet was on this list (plus he fits the criteria methinks). He almost never wins a poll and it's become a running joke in the fandom and I think we should continue this trend (or break it idk)."
Kermit:
Propaganda with pictures <3
#this is me putting Bodoque to rest btw#(Leaves flower on his grave) you did good kid#duck dhmis#dhmis#don't hug me i'm scared#kermit the frog#the muppets#also ik there was additional propaganda for Duck but I'm only gonna link the ones that really go off on a tangent#round 2#poll tournament
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today on stream, max implied lando does not look out for him [on tarkov] and lando was deeply and personally offended insisting that he looks out for max in all aspects of life. thoughts?
Pleaseeeee the way they were just doing stupid jokey jokes and then he raised his voice so AFFRONTED by the suggestion that he doesn't look out for Max in EVERYTHING. And "I try to get you to come out" is so funny because a) max has said the exact same thing on stream about getting Lando to go out and b) he really did put himself in charge of Dragging Max Out Of The No-More-Racing-Depression-Hole for a while there right after Max quit F3. This would literally just be a silly bit if we didn't have so much evidence of how much Lando like actually takes care of Max 馃あ
Also I love how much Max loves to play the Most Aggrieved Partner role like their silly routine is sooooo familiar they've done it so many times it's just so nice and comforting to listen to. Silly best friends.
#also I made the clip slightly longer because I just enjoy Lando's Bankai voice it makes me laugh every single time#luisa was so right. kermit ass#i'm gonna rb my most favouritest mando stream clip now. you know the one#also guyssss thank you for always letting me know about mando clips you guys are THE BEST MWAH <333333#mando chats#*mandovid#lando norris#max f
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this is absolutely killing me *bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye playing in the background*
#zhongli probably thinks neuvillette will turn into that one kermit punch meme as soon as he lands eyes on him 馃槀#this entire quest was peak humour#i really love genshin sometimes#also neuvi falling for a marketing strategy and ending up buying too much tea on the first time he goes out to another country is so him#there was so much going on during this quest#neuvi explaining an inside joke to wrio... that was so cynoesque ahjsgsjsgshs he's trying his best at fitting in 馃槶 cute#i love that old man so much#and the ladle?!!!!! picasso 馃#furina having a death note moment of reverse physchology trying to understand if zhongli knew who she was was only missing the#l's theme playing in the background#plus clorinde and navia being questionably lesbian in the mountain that was also nice 馃憤#but i swear neuvi is so funny#what do you mean that man carried everyone's belongings and went to another country in half a day and managed to scare zhongli without#even trying agsjsh i'm gonna create a monsieur neuvillette fan club#he's the best ever#i need him to meet zhongli for scientific purposes. the world will stop when that day comes 馃槀#i need to know what would happen#okay realistically neuvi would probably start wheezing the moment he saw the false vision#but still poking genshin so they give us the content we need they can't just tease us like this
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so I got the cute manager's phone number today for normal work reasons. and he immediately informed me that it was 11:11 and I should make a wish. and we exchanged photos of our dogs and bantered about military time and being functionally nocturnal. finally I said I still feel awful and am calling it a night. so his final text was "Good night my friend," to which I replied, "Night buddy," and nothing has had me kicking my heels and twirling my invisible landline phone cord quite like this since the time I got asked out to spring banquet.
#internet wasn't lying that autistic can rizz#and I KNOW it's stupid because we don't agree religiously which is super important to me#and also I don't date my coworkers#and also there's a power hierarchy imbalance at work so it would be super unethical#I know this isn't actually a realistic thing#but we work so well together#and I think he would let me pin him down#I'm gonna kermit the kill myself#that one stupid beautiful unreleased Hozier song called 'I could be yours' has the best little set of lyrics#'I know what could've been / but nothing comes from it. / That'd be a helpful thought / if I could remember it. / But I could be yours /#I could be yours I could be yours.'#j*** if you're out there I'M SO SORRY#please leave me alone and let me process this foolishness in peace
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#golden kamuy#asirpa#shiraishi#shiraishi yoshitake#apparenmtly i fucking forgot i made this and edited a whole new version i'm gonna kermit#anyway this is my first GK meme edit where it's not related to tsurumi or his loyal men everyone please clap#max memes
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"the assembly has a tangled history with my partner and I"
essek
my purple bby
that's about the biggest understatement of the century
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don't want to lose who I am
art inspired by splintered sunshine by explorare please check it out!!
#the fic where mikey gains a new angry teenage girl every few chapters that would kill for him#mikey and shini's friendship is sooo important to me#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt#tmnt 2012#tmnt fanart#my doods#this is the first time I've rendered something and I'm scared how this will look but let's just do it ya know#edit oh Mikey鈥檚 green is soooo bright on my phone screen I鈥檓 gonna kermit
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What did Jim Starlin mean by this
#this makes me so sick was it really necessary to show that closeup of their hands when Adam just GAVE THANOS HIS SOUL#LIKE???? GAHHHHH THANOS REACHING FOR HIM IS CRAZY#Adam finally taking his hand after years of slowburn... the parallels with Death... I'm gonna kermit#adam warlock#thanos#thadam#text#I know you as no other being in the universe does
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