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skulandcrossbones 1 year ago
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home is here. with you.
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eliasbouchardslut 2 years ago
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not my coworker/friend telling me that my boss doesn't believe i'm sick and that i have to come back tmo or i'm in trouble
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yubriamakesart 1 year ago
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"Scrooge said that he would see him鈥攜es, indeed he did. He went the whole length of the expression, and said that he would see him in that extremity first." - Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
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lesmond-sycamore 2 years ago
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I FORGOT LUKE LUNES
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bambi-kinos 2 years ago
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when you halal yourself in fucking public
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hollandsmoose 2 years ago
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my heart literally feels broken bc i dropped my phone and ruined the screen 馃槶 like i'm never gonna financially recover from this
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sarcasmprodigy 1 year ago
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Hi would you play her
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ninamodaffari 2 months ago
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so i'm high and I can't read right? and I'm playing fnv and there's a quest to retrieve the fallen body of some ncr lady, so I go and do that. i get the body (through a minefield mine you) and I see the quest says to drag (ie. WALK WITH THE BODY) down the traintracks north towards an ncr encamptment so I do that only to realize halfway I'm going south. so i have to drag the dead body the exact opposite direction for another five minutes until I finally come across the two npcs standing there only for SUDDENLY ROMANS to appear and kill the two npcs making it impossible to turn int he quest. so i have to fucking start over and drag the npc over to the guys again, get addicted to every drug in order to save the two npcs by fighting off legionaries only to finally deliver the dead body and...??? nothign happens. I just sit there very confused for a second when my wife goes 'jackson? isnt' it morales?' and i look down to see I HAVE THE WRONG DEAD BODY
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ultimateanthropoll 1 year ago
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ROUND 2 SIDE A: Puppet Fight Part 2!
Duck (duck; Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) vs. Kermit the Frog (frog; The Muppets
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PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT!
Duck:
"I have never seen Duck being called an anthro but I think it would be funny if a puppet was on this list (plus he fits the criteria methinks). He almost never wins a poll and it's become a running joke in the fandom and I think we should continue this trend (or break it idk)."
Kermit:
Propaganda with pictures <3
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formulaonedirection 1 year ago
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today on stream, max implied lando does not look out for him [on tarkov] and lando was deeply and personally offended insisting that he looks out for max in all aspects of life. thoughts?
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Pleaseeeee the way they were just doing stupid jokey jokes and then he raised his voice so AFFRONTED by the suggestion that he doesn't look out for Max in EVERYTHING. And "I try to get you to come out" is so funny because a) max has said the exact same thing on stream about getting Lando to go out and b) he really did put himself in charge of Dragging Max Out Of The No-More-Racing-Depression-Hole for a while there right after Max quit F3. This would literally just be a silly bit if we didn't have so much evidence of how much Lando like actually takes care of Max 馃あ
Also I love how much Max loves to play the Most Aggrieved Partner role like their silly routine is sooooo familiar they've done it so many times it's just so nice and comforting to listen to. Silly best friends.
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torgawl 11 months ago
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this is absolutely killing me *bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye playing in the background*
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hidefdoritos 30 days ago
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so I got the cute manager's phone number today for normal work reasons. and he immediately informed me that it was 11:11 and I should make a wish. and we exchanged photos of our dogs and bantered about military time and being functionally nocturnal. finally I said I still feel awful and am calling it a night. so his final text was "Good night my friend," to which I replied, "Night buddy," and nothing has had me kicking my heels and twirling my invisible landline phone cord quite like this since the time I got asked out to spring banquet.
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whillowed 1 year ago
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knightlyss 7 months ago
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"the assembly has a tangled history with my partner and I"
essek
my purple bby
that's about the biggest understatement of the century
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rissfrizz 3 months ago
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don't want to lose who I am
art inspired by splintered sunshine by explorare please check it out!!
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adamwarlock 11 months ago
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What did Jim Starlin mean by this
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