#i'm going to start biting

[carpe-aurore]

I WILL NOT BE BRINGING BACK THE DSMP CALLIGRAPHY I WILL NOT BE BRINGING BACK THE DSMP CALLIGRAPHY I WILL NOT BE BRINGING BACK THE DSMP CALLIGRAPHY

[mistystarshine]

Salvation on the Radio - Taste of Reality

“Yes,” Sera repeats. “It will take time and effort, but if you can prove that the Hazbin Hotel can redeem enough sinners to keep hell’s population in check, I will do everything in my power to see that the exterminations end.”

Charlie opens her mouth, not even knowing what to say, and—

“Great. Woo. So excited for you,” Adam cuts in. “But what about me?”

Sera turns to Adam with a frown. “I would have thought that I just gave you your solution.”

Adam sputters, hurt showing for a bare instant before shifting into incredulousness and finally settling on a stubborn refusal to believe what he’s hearing. “Come on, Sera,” he says, the faintest hint of a plea bleeding into his dismissiveness. “You can’t be saying that you expect me to go through with this hotel bullshit.”

[gothixm00nz]

So I was making my way home, right? And some poor older woman stopped me to ask if I could check the bus stop down the street because she was worried she'd accidentally left her wallet there. Of course, I say yes because I know that fucking PRIMAL fear that takes hold when you've lost your wallet as it's happened (unfortunately) on more than one occasion for me.

So I go back and.... not to sound like a misandrist or what the fuck ever, but this fucking rat looking bitchass cuckhold of a man is GOING THROUGH HER WALLET. Of course I fucking snap and tell him to give back the wallet, snatching it from his fucking grubby ass hands. Check it and yeah, it's this poor sweetheart's wallet. He pulls the whole "Well, it's my girlfriend's" like not to be offensive hon, but I don't think any woman will touch you with a fucking ten foot pole.

I head back and this man follows me. He's trying so hard to talk me up and then pulls the classic "are you 18" bs and says "Well, I don't want to continue a conversation if you're underage"... WHAT FUCKING CONVERSATION???? You asking me if I'm trying to "set you up"??? Like you wish you fucking SCRUB.

Now I get I'm being super hard on this bitch ass man, but I need to make it so clear that when we get back to this sweetheart, he gives back her social security card because he was GOING TO FUCKING STEAL IT. Nobody was there, so this fucking lame ass, bitch fucking rat fucker with the fuckin' Devil's eyes but not in the sexy Michael Myers way but the "I fucking kick puppies and eat babies" way, was gonna steal her SS card and do god knows what with it like... how fucking lame can you be?

The woman offers money and like??? No??? This man just gave you back you SS card baby, fuck makes you think he hasn't snatched any fucking money. Anyways, I made sure she got home safe and this man still follows me and is like "do you smoke????" like yes, I do actually. I need a fucking cigarette dealing with your BITCH ASS. But instead I ignore him and after asking like fifty more questions and getting nothing, he finally fucks off to loserville again.

All this to say; this is the exact fucking reason why I hate other people. I get some people can't help their primal thinking sometimes but like... it fucking costs nothing to give shit back?? I mean, shit... you'll probably even get a reward!!! But nooo. Let's just steal a fucking SS card and commit identity fraud!!!! Great way to go directly to the slammer you boob.

[ruegarding]

can the fandom figure out what tags it's using for the tv show i have blocked so many and yet

[selfchiller]

WHY IS EVERYONE SENDING ME 3+ EMAILS IN A ROW RIGHT NOW

[kinkykinard]

Friendly reminder that if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.

It costs you nothing to hold onto your unsolicited criticism.

[roamwithahungryheart]

5 AM?? 5:30 AM?? 7 AM?? 8 AM?? WHICH ONE IS IT MAKE UP YOUR MIND APPLE TV+

[abysskeeper]

I would really like for men to stop passive aggressively implying I'm incompetent at my job. A job they would not be able to handle if their life depended on it.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Why are you running?

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[paradoxlemonade]

Grrrrrr just did ANOTHER reroot for a doll that didn't turn out right

I'm this close to screaming

[akari-hope]

in hell (the days are longer)

[dansnotavampire]

not even country! county! the well known county of Wales!

[ringosmistress]

[vices-of-a-feral-prince]

It's been a minute! New year, same teeth (*ゝω･*)

[scooplery]

why do guests keep fucking ARGUING WITH ME. when i say NO it's because the answer is NO. NO LATE CHECKOUTS!!!!!!!! WE ARE SOLD OUT

I HATE MY JOB

[clonerightsagenda]

Tiffany Aching is the ultimate weird little girl. Terry Pratchett went 'actually it's fine if you're angry and petty and overlooked and want to be selfish sometimes even if that's not a role you feel like you can play within your family structure. Also reading the dictionary is normal'