#i'm fucking MELTING

[calliedion-dungeon]

Just let me drop Mary's raspy voice and run away 🏃‍♀️💨

[diaruchann]

It's so hot outside I feel like I'm walking through Tartarus with Percy and Annabeth

[travellingtribble]

mi rimangio tutto voglio la pioggia il temporale la tempesta il brutto tempo le nuvole LA PIOGGIA

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Wonderful summer weather, am I right? :)

[thisheademptyyeet]

Que CALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

[aza-trash-can]

And thus I have learned, 70F is too hot for me

[voice-of-dissent]

can taylor swift stop using her jet for a while i remember years ago when it wasn't this hot during the hot season

[frogchiro]

Okay I’m not really sure why but I LOVE concepts of like animal courting like male birds doing gorgeous dances and the old stuff where a guy kills a massive animal/predator and presents it to your doorstep like JSJSJWI I giggle and kick my legs at the idea of König killing someone who tried to snipe you and being like “here you go hun :3” or like a medieval AU ghost killing a fucking moose or huge elk for you and showing up with it in his arms RAHH I’d love to hear your thoughts

SKSKSKS I LOVE IT TOO AND I'M NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT

The hunting a big, dangerous predator and presenting it to you screams many of my aus and I could honestly go on for hours about this but for now I'm gonna go with König bringing a whole ass deer back to his cabin deep in the austrian woods where you two are holed up :((

A fearsome soldier and a respected colonel but this man honestly goes kinda dumb for you. Like,, when you're around and there is no one around, just you two in the solitude of the woods in the Alps he really kinda starts thinking not with his rational 'soldier' brain but with his dick and relies more on his more primal hindbrain :((

As far as he knows and cares you two aren't partners but 'mates', and his role as the strong, proud male is to provide for you everything you could want, so warmth, food, comfort, safety and sex :(( Also when you two reside in his cabin? There's gonna be little to no clothes. He has no problem with wearing them obviously and only does this here, but it kinda feels...freeing? And just feels right, plus he gets to show off to you like a proud stallion everything he has, his brawny, strong body and magnificent cock all on display and he's not ashamed. Obviously would never want you to be uncomfortable but if you decide to forgo clothes too he will literally get on his knees and thank you :((

Also, König hunts. His papa took him on many hunting trips when he was a kid so he's a skilled hunter, it's kinda became a necessity living a solitary life like this even before you but when you moved in with him?? He does this not only to put food on the table but also to show off to you like crazy :(( He wants to show you that he's a capable hunter and can provide as a mate for you and any future offspring you may bring into the world ♡

[jasonsbruce]

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

wake up babe new intimidation just dropped

[quinn-joseph]

"Hunt the freak, right?"

[walnutmistjamie]

Are you fucking dying or some shit?

[little-gravity]

Having a good girl record her adorable little whimpers as she touches herself for me~

[beauregardlionett]

if anyone needs me i'll be sobbing in the corner for a while

[breelandwalker]

I cannot wait

physically, spiritually, mentally, emotionally

until the weather in my area

can once more be describe as

CRISP.

[galecstatic]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK EVERYBODY PAUSE