#i'm dehydrated

[mischiefmelody]

I'M CRYING AT WORK CUZ OF YOU!! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY 😭😭😭😭😭😭

because you can bet he gives THAT look only to his Moon. (first 3 Wukong frames are re-draw from the show, can you guess which episode they are from?)

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST /

guys what is gayer? being gay or whatever the fuck is happening in this scene.

Next part is coming on December 24th 1PM ET (a Christmas gift of some kind I suppose)

[manjusaka]

Just spent nearly an hour crying over how enduring the love between Phaya and Tharn is.

[shrimpmandan]

I’m not sure how to exactly like. Word this? But I think as time as gone on I’ve felt like it’s less necessary for there to be a community specifically devoted to, y’know, same-gender attraction and/or being trans. Not because we aren’t still in danger-- we absolutely are-- but because it’s not JUST us who are in danger. It’s not only gays and trans people who are at risk due to sexual puritanicism, gender binarism/essentialism, and the increasing loss of bodily autonomy. Polyamorous people are at risk, kinksters are at risk, intersex people are at risk, aroaces are at risk. Arguing over who’s included in what community does nothing. We don’t NEED an LGBT community. We need a sexual liberation community. For everyone, unconditionally. We need to destroy the idea that “unconventional” sexuality is some evil, horrible thing, for everyone.

Sex shouldn’t be a dirty topic. Not desiring sex or romance shouldn’t make you a freak. Being attracted to multiple genders and dating multiple people shouldn’t be seen as slutty and depraved. Being gender non-conforming and transitioning socially or medically shouldn’t be seen as unnatural. Hell, you could easily bring abortion rights into this too. Abortions aren’t sinful, being gay isn’t sinful, being kinky isn’t sinful. And we need solidarity and unity against the increasing attacks against autonomy and sexual freedom NOW more than ever.

Bodily autonomy and sexual oppression aren’t just LGBT issues. They never have been. This post isn’t about if this or that community is included in LGBT, it’s about how I personally think that the concept of an “LGBT community” is nowadays obsolete, and that a fight for our rights needs to involve more than JUST gay marriage/adoption and the right to transition. Those are important things, yes, but they’re only individual pieces of a greater battle for sex positivity and autonomy in our society. Kinksters, polyamorists, asexuals, intersex people, and whatever other sexually oppressed group you can think of aren’t your enemy. They are allies. Protect them. I cannot stress enough how it does not MATTER if you think intersex people or asexuals or polyamorous people or whatever other group are LGBT or not. They shouldn’t HAVE to be LGBT for you to care about them. Sexual liberation is for EVERYONE.

[xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx]

bill pregnant with fords child

I've kept this in my ask box for several days, not knowing how to answer it and I just-

I'm so fucking tired 😭

Yes, I am taking drawing requests, but not this. Not ever this.😭😭

Bill is a fucking triangle with a top hat and a bow tie? i- I just- huh?

If someone else wants to draw it, you're free to do so, but by god, cross my heart and hope to die, I pinky swear, I'm never drawing anyone or anything pregnant unless it's to deeply unsettle (a) person(s). That's the kinda chaos I do, not this.

Thank you for the ask and the request, but I am NOT-

I think I slayed 🤔 /j

(Seriously tho, never ask me something like this again, people. especially since I'm a minor.)

[plutobutartsy]

if i was a genshin fanartist i'd draw every single character darkskinned and if somebody accused me of blackwashing i'd just say wdym those are literally my ocs

[enbypotat53]

Y'know when you've just woken up and you sorta feel like

Yeah...

(Also have my cat because I mentioned him in the tags and he's goddamn adorable)

[kopivie]

first class got canceled due to the snow (!!!!) but i can't even enjoy this moment or go outside because i haven't eaten in 24+ hours and i'm scared to go in my fridge because i have stuff but i don't want to wake my roommate. i have cereal and yogurt and like.. pizza and even shrimp fried rice that i made the other day, but have i touched any of it? no. i'm so deathly afraid of being perceived whilst doing literally anything that i'm paralyzed.

so i'm skipping my second class because my head feels like it's gonna explode, my stomach is absolutely yowling at me, and the only thing i can think about is eating. literally every other thought is "i'm so fucking hungry" – watching youtube videos isn't cutting it anymore. i barely slept for more than three hours (due in part to my roommate being up until 4 fucking am and then not turning her alarms off, like always) and i just. i don't feel good.

i'm gonna try and be as quiet as possible and eat, but... i feel sick. i feel like crying. i feel fucking awful and i just want to sleep.

but oh joy! i can't ask any pharmacies for my sleeping medication because as a mental health patient, if you ask for any refills on controlled substances – which virtually all psychiatric meds are, btw! – they immediately turn down your request for information and hang up out of fear that you're an addict! and don't even ask for your doctor's contact information! i haven't slept properly in three days!

isn't that lovely! i genuinely think i might die! my eyes hurt so fucking bad! i lose weight 3x faster than i gain it! i'm never gonna fit any clothing ever! i'm spiraling, yippeee!!!

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

[realfanofyt]

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[little-star-bun]

ik it was i told u that u needed sleep silly n u wouldnt listen

-🩷

But I finally did listen and now I have a rlly bad headache

[lazylittledragon]

mombin pt 7 <33

(1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)

[electriclasso]

🥵🥵🥵

I have no words

Bravo, @ghostofaboy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Pushing

Summary: Jack and Javier try something new as they continue to push each other boundaries.

Pairing: Jack ‘Whiskey’ Daniels/Javier Peña Rating: Explicit. Serious over 18s only | Word Count: 1551

Warnings: Anal beads, mentions of deep throating, mentions of spanking, mentions of lingerie, mentions of sounding, anal gaping, Jack being a brat

Note: This as not been beta read so I apologize for any mistakes. This is a fic with gay/bi characters. Please make sure you’ve read the warnings.

“I hate you.”

Jack chuckled, the sounds rumbling low in his chest. “No you don’t, you fuckin’ liar.”

Javier scowled, pushing Jack’s knees up closer to his shoulder to expose his asshole. Locking eyes with Jack, Javier slowly smirked. 

“You talk too fucking much, Jack.” Javier ran his tongue slowly over his lips as he took in the view. “You’re a fucking brat.”

“So what’cha gonna do, huh?” Jack grabbed his knees, pulling them back to simultaneously spread his ass open more and lift his head up to look at Javier. “What exactly are y-”

Jack’s words were cut short as Javier started to push the first bead into his waiting hole. It wasn’t that big, around the size of the tip of a thumb, but Jack couldn’t stop himself moaning as it entered him. Javier laughed softly, rubbing the lube on the next bead, slightly larger in size before easing that in too.

“You were saying?” Javier hummed, watching Jack’s cock twitch. The thick shaft moving of its own accord with the first pearls of precum forming on the tip. Leaning forward keeping his eyes locked with Jack’s, Javier gently licked the droplets away, pulling another moan from the other man.

“Fuck.” Jack let his head drop back down onto the pillow, while still holding his knees close to his shoulders.

“Yup.” Javier laughed, easing the next bead in, marvelling as Jack’s hole briefly opened before swallowing the small ball.

One by one, Javier fed five more beads into Jack’s twitching entrance. Starting from the size of a fingertip to the size of a golf ball by the time the fifth bead stretched Jack’s hole. Jack was panting, groaning and swearing as his arousal took over. Javier loved seeing Jack like this.

Since the night they’d met in a dive bar and hurriedly fuck round the back, they had been pushing each other boundaries. Trying new things, new kinks, just to see how much the other could take.

Once Jack had choked Javier on his cock, laying the DEA agent flat on a bed with his head hanging off the edge. Bit by bit, Javier had taken Jack’s cock until Jack was able to throat fuck him. Javier had come just from the obscene wet strangled sounds coming from his own throat before Jack had painted his face in his release. 

Another time, Jack had surprised Javier by turning up to his office, wearing lacy lingerie. The tiny baby blue panties had stayed on while Javier spanked Jack over his knee. Jack has spilled himself untouched on his hands and knees with Javier’s fingers buried in his ass, still wearing his beautiful suspenders and stockings. 

The last time they had met up, in a sleek Manhattan hotel Jack had insisted on, Javier had allowed the other man to do something Javier had always wanted to try. Javier had ended up having the most intense orgasm of his life after letting Jack sound him. Watching Jack carefully and gently insert a slim metal rod into his urethral, Javier knew that the two of them had something special. But what that was called and whether or not it could be sustained, Javier didn’t know. There seemed to be only one rule when it came to their meet ups - no shop talk.

Two more beads stretched Jack’s hole as precum dribbled out of his cock, making a small stream from his stomach down his side. Javier paused, slowly pulling the latest bead back out slightly until it sat just in Jack’s entrance. The opening yawned around the silicone ball and Javier’s cock twitched at the obscene sight.

“You got two more left.” Javier looked down at the last two beads of the chain, the final one around the size of a billiard ball. “You still good, Jack?”

“What’s it look like?” Jack lifted his head slightly, looking down towards his ass. “My-my ass? It lookin’ good?” 

“Better than good, baby. Hot.” Javier laughed, giving Jack’s balls a playful tug. “Love seeing your ass stretched like this. Fucking dirty.”

Jack laughed, dropping his head again. “Fuck, then do it. Ruin my hole, Javi.”

A growl rumbled out of Javier, surprising even himself, as he tenderly eased the next bead into his lover’s expectant entrance. Jack gasped and whined as his thighs trembled. Arching his back as the black bead breached the ring of muscle, pulling it wide as it swallowed the bead. Javier paused, stroking his own cock as Jack adjusted to the bead joining its friends deep inside him, watching as the other man let out shaky breaths.

“Fuck.” Jack choked out, his cheeks flushed as he released his grip on his knees to let them drop down. “Gonna… gonna come.”

“There’s just one more.” Javier purred, leaning over Jack, still stroking his cock. “You can take it. I want to see you take it, Jack.”

“I don’t… fuck… I don’t think I’ll make it.” Jack rasped. 

“You want me to start pulling them out?” Javi gently rubbed along Jack’s quivering legs. 

Blinking away the heady intoxication, Jack thought for a moment before shaking his head. “No. Last one. I’m gonna spill, but I want it in.”

“Sure?”

“Yup.” Jack panted, opening his legs as much as he was able. “Get it past the rim. Stretch me.”

With a rush of desire, Javier climbed up Jack’s body until his lips found his lover’s. Pushing his tongue deep, Javier sloppily kissed Jack, feeling their cocks delicately nudging against each other. Moaning into Javier’s mouth, Jack’s hips instinctively jerked upwards, seeking out the friction, only for him to drop back with a needy whimper. 

Pulling away and resuming his position between Jack’s legs, Javier began to apply the lube to the final bead. It hung down, grazing the bedsheets, tethered to the others by the cord as though eager to join them. Rolling it in his hands, Javi marveled at the size of it, his cock leaking at the thought of it holding Jack’s hole open for him. 

Then slowly, tenderly, Javi began to ease the final bead, listening as Jack swore and huffed as it stretched his entrance open wide. As it breached, Javi felt resistance and realized it was most likely the other beads blocked the path. The result was exactly what Jack had asked for, with the bead holding his asshole open, stretching the skin taut around the black silicone.

And just as he’d said, Jack came. With a shudder and a loud, throaty moan, Jack arched his back as thick ropes began to spurt from his twitching cock. Immediately, Javi reached for him, stroking Jack’s cock through his climax, pumping his own length as he milked Jack.

Jack trembled, shooting sticky blobs over his stomach as he loudly cried Javier’s name. Javier could feel his own peak fast approaching and, letting go of Jack, moved to straddle Jack’s hips, aiming his cock towards his lover’s chest and face. Looking up at him with dazed eyes, Jack grinned, watching Javier’s hand as it began to frantically pump his burning hot length.

“Come on Javi.” Jack cooed, reaching out with a shaking hand to pinch one Javier’s nipples, pulling a growl from him. “Come on me. You look so fuckin’ gorgeous. I want your come all over me.”

Baring his teeth, Javier involuntarily twitched his hip forward as his vision went white. Time slowed as waves of pleasure washed over him, his muscles tensing, and his hand faltered as Javier’s release exploded out of him. Letting out a guttural groaning cry, Javier painted Jack’s chest and chin with his seed, prompting Jack to stick is tongue out in a vain attempt to catch some of the salty come. 

Finally, his strokes became too much as his orgasm abated and Javier slumped backwards, sitting between Jack’s legs once more, gazing into his gaping bead filled ass. Jack lay boneless on the bed, drenched in sweat, his hair plastered to his head. Javier had to smile at the massive grin on Jack’s lips, clearly still reeling from his intense climax.

“Wait there.” Javier croaked out, climbing off the bed on shaking legs and grabbing his phone from his jacket on the floor.

“Fuck. Are you serious? I need you to pull them out now.” Jack whined. “Javi, please? It’s too much. They’re still rubbin’ my-”

“I know.” Javier shushed Jack, lifting the phone up and opening the camera. “I want photos first. This is too fucking good. You look fucking obscene and I want to remember.”

“Nooo.” Jack scowled, sticking his bottom lip out and giving Javier his biggest pleading eyes. “Please?”

“Keep still.” Javier commanded, his flaccid dick feeling a jolt of electricity as Jack immediately obeyed. “Photos first. Then I’ll pull them out. Be a good boy, you know how to do that, don't you.”

As Javier clicked away, filling his photo is shot after shot of Jack, the come and his yawning hole, Jack continued to pout but remained still. Finally, satisfied that he had enough photos, Javier switch his camera to video mode, kneeling between Jack’s quivering thighs and propping the phone up for the best view.

“All right cowboy.” Javier hit record before taking hold of the handle at the end of the bead chain. “You ready for part two?”

[mspaint-flower]

stay hydration

[feral-geges]

Fangs of Fortune Ep.32 (2024)

[2mucheyeliner]

I am not immune to the triangle book

Ford - my brother in science - FIDDLEFORD WAS RIGHT THERE THE WHOLE TIME

[salty-and-spiraling]

New tdp content: 💧💧💧

Me:

Manifesting a TDP trailer on November 19th for a one month to go thing 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏