#i'm crying :(

[mayra-quijotescx]

[Image description: Screenshot of the author adding, "afterwards my agent congratulated me for being the first person to land myself in a situation where plagiarism would have somehow been the less damaging option" with a crying emoji. End description.]

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would put me into a blender and press go) and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

[nostalgiaclown]

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

Me: "I don't often cook but I'm going to quick look through my mom's recipe cards and see if I can find that specific recipe"

Me, 15 minutes later, sobbing: "Love is stored in handwritten recipe cards"

[inkjetpaladin]

S

Baby is safe and secure with this otosan 🥹

[the-soft-hoodie]

This ✨ destroy ✨ me

[gabrielsbubblegumbitch]

this is the sickest fucking burn hdwndkd

[cheescheesy]

what being in love does to a man

[mirrorhouse]

😗🦶 [Gale disapproves]

[gorefatale]

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DC can rip good dad Bruce away from my cold, dead hands

[demigods-posts]

i admire the way rick writes percy. from the moment poseidon claims percy, we see that he is destined to be incredibly powerful. and this is further proven as we see percy use his powers to fight and strategize his way out of every battle he's in. yet, it isn't his external struggles that reel us in, but his internal ones. it's his hatred for luke conflicting with his love for annabeth. it's his guilt for killing with ease conflicting with his hunger for more power. it's his drive for keeping everyone he loves alive conflicting with his desire to k*ll himself. percy is so beautifully written that i could cry.

[darthstitch]

I'm gutted.

This was one of the Voices of my childhood. He was Lord Vader, he was Mufasa, he was Admiral Greer, he was Thulsa Doom.... whether I saw him on screen or simply heard his voice, I knew we would be in for something special.

I know this was a life well lived at 93 but it's heartbreaking all the same.

Thank you, Mr. James Earl Jones, for everything. Rest in peace, rest in power - your memory is a blessing and we will miss you.

There is no death; there is the Force.

[dusty-siltstrider]

UM.

WE'RE SO BACK.

[jstor]

Y'all maxed it out 😭😭😭

[silverformymonsters]

Also, a bonus:

Just listen to him.

[captaindelighte]

I'm crying #1

[delzinrowe]

happy birthday to the bestest boy (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ