#i'm buying a new one tmrw

[tosahobi-if]

my keyboard... broke...

[vampiromano]

fuck it I'm starting singing classes

i actually wrote a lot of tags on this one. it's mostly personal reminders. but I'm posting it bc I'll forget to do any of this otherwise

i do not check my scheduling apps I'm a disaster❤️

anyway the tldr is I'm leaving this year's seasonal depression behind‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ fuck yes

i get it in summer bc I'm built different (got a few mental disorders) but yeah anyway I don't fucking care I'm DOING SHIT AGAIN somebody clap

[yunxi-11085]

Jing Yuan x reader & our child yanqing!!

I just want baby yanqing being a lil silly troublemaker and reader(you) just letting him go no matter what because he's so freaking cute??? you couldn't help it when he showed you his super move of puppy face.. later on Jing yuan might need to learn it from yanqing hehe but jing yuan would be upset, like yanqing broke his favorite cup but he just gets a little scolding and can go back to playing w/ toys... with the excuse of him being too cute that you must let him go

time skip to when yanqing is a teen and jing yuan finally gets to take his revenge by hiding some of yanqing's favorite swords

that would make yanqing superrr upset but he doesn't know who stole his favorite swords.. so he can't confront them abt it and then because you know who stole his lil swords so you secretly gave yanqing some allowance to buy more swords? jing yuan doesn't even know where all that money comes from keke

reminded by this small comic(?) where Jing yuan is disappointed at yanqing for buying new swords but you couldn't help but give him more money when he asks for it because he's tOO cute (( like even if I weren't related to him I'd do ANYTHING to make this baby smile like this aaa

a few sword buying trips later and jing yuan started noticing n he gets jealous~~ you're little hubby getting jealous of the son you both adore~~

so during this morning when you n your hubby wakes up together in bed, he asks "what are your plans for today?" today you are supposed to accompany yanqing to meet some officials! which is the job other people should be doing but you wanted to spend more time with your son.

"how about we go on a date today, just the two of us." he said. but wasn't he supposed to be at work today? "I'm sure the diviner would be willing to let me have a break once in a while" he was sure, but you weren't sure.

he stands up and reaches out for your hand, "it's been a long time since we've went out together"

you were tempted to go with him but you still had to meet up with qingque too right? you promised her that you wanted to learn mahjong from her.

and then you looked back up at his face— oh my.... yanqing??? the general of the cloud knights, looking at you with such puppy—

"uh... sure then" you shyly said, it's a once and a lifetime to see this face... you must treasure it in your brain for years to come even though you already have yanqing's puppy face in there too

nn~ Jing yuan hides you from yanqing the whole day

I'm gonna add more tmrw I need to sleep aaa

update :: I'm now awake and leTs continue

Jing Yuan x reader w/ our child yanqing (jelly Jing yuan time~~)

you don't know but, Jing yuan purposely brought you to restaurants where he knew that yanging wouldn't be in and disrupt the little love time you both have. yesterday while he was sulking in the divine foresight he went and calculated where is the best route to not see yanqing for a day ImAO

imagine doing that to your son

anyways, Jing yuan was being super nice and caring the entire time, if you wanted a little teddy bear he'd buy it for you, etc. etc. if he caught you ogling at some cupcakes or sweets from the window he'd bring you inside and let you taste every one of them!

if you didn't notice, some people were giggling and smiling at your cute interaction. the general of xianzhou on a date with his cute s/o!

it was near afternoon now and you've already visited all the places you wanted to go.

"hm I know the perfect place to go, angel" imagine Jing yuan calling you angel while you call him hubby ImFaokskmskandn I'm single af why am I writing this

you both go on a walk together while holding hands.. the sun is setting and.... oh this man is so pretty. you know it, we all know it. but even all the years of marriage nd being together you still couldn't get over how your hubby is so so pretty.

the radiance of the sun from behind him while he looks at you with those loving eyes.. your heart flutters at the sight.

and guess what? he brings you to a small cafe, and it was full of cats.. and birds. >> you know whose the biggest bird n cat lover here

you squeal at the sight and almost immediately jump inside to pat the little furries...

the last part of the date was so romantic. the staff was super welcoming and the tea tasted so good. It's like our first date all over again. you chuckled and Jing yuan laughed as well.

"we can consider this as our first date together as a married couple then" which funny enough truly is, because every other time it's the three of you together on a family trip.

when the date is over, and you and Jing yuan walk back. he holds your hand tightly with fingers intertwined. he makes sure he walks side by side because of the major size difference between you two.. and if he walks how he usually does you will probably have to run to catch up to him every step

'maybe we should do more of these in the future..'

when you arrive home, you will probably bring out a sandal to Jing yuan because he failed to tell qingque that you are going when you reminded him to atleast tell someone to send a message to her.

yanqing runss to you and you barely had time to react before Jing yuan picks the young boy up with his two large hands by the waist.

"WAh-

"slow down yanqing, we need to rest." Jing yuan says before putting the boy down.

hm? I'm not tired though?

Jing yuan got the message but nonetheless he drags you to your shared bedroom leaving the poor boy behind

hah...

jelly Jing yuan is my thing now I need him to be a jelly little baby for me hehe

I'm probably gonna make more yuus

[bangchansimpxo]

Bad Kiss [Part 1]

Part 2

pairing: jeon jungkook x reader

genre: fluff, suggestive

summary: your cousin yoongi's former roommate jungkook witnesses your first kiss with a potential love interest and has some thoughts to share.

cw: minor swearing, suggestive content

~originally posted on AO3~

jk's not really as much in this part i'm sorry bear with me, i'll probably put the next part up tmrw

You entered the code into the keypad, pushing the door in after a soft click to reveal the modest apartment. Your cousin Yoongi had one roommate whom you’d never met. They’d been friends in college and reconnected when Yoongi ate dinner at the restaurant he managed. Said roommate was in the process of moving out and agreed to let you start moving in before he was fully out.

Your job was two hours away from your old apartment. It hadn’t been an issue for a while because you could do most of your design work remotely, but management was making a push for more in person attendance at the office. Hence, the need to move. Luckily your cousin Yoongi had mentioned his roommate was moving out from the apartment that was 10 minutes from your office. You told him you were interested and now here you were.

“Yoongi,” you called into the empty apartment, shutting the door behind you.

Your ever-exhausted cousin shuffled into the common space in a rumpled t-shirt and baggy grey sweats. He greeted you with a tired grunt, his hair ruffled in a way that said he’d just gotten out of bed. He took your duffle bag and suitcase from you, leaving you with only your backpack. He shuffled back the way he came with your only option being to follow him.

“Good morning to you to,” you said with a chuckle.

Yoongi swung the door open to what would be your new bedroom. It was a simple room but it had enough space for sleeping and working which was all you ever did anyway. You’d shipped your bed, desk, and dresser earlier and someone had already set them up. The boxes you’d also sent earlier that month were sitting in the center of the room.

“Jungkook moved your stuff in here,” Yoongi finally said, “He kinda just copied his old format but if you want to move anything around, I can help.”

“He speaks!” you said, earning a swat on the back of the head from your cousin. “I kinda like it though,” you added smiling at the room. Your bed sat in the corner farthest from the door, your desk facing the window and dresser in the corner by the closet. You walked over to the window, pulling back the floor length black out curtains to let in the natural light.

Yoongi groaned and shielded his eyes, his pale complexion indication of how much he liked the sun. Yoongi spent long hours inside. He worked from home more days than not, his much larger bedroom converted into half sleeping quarters-half studio for his music production. The man could go for weeks without leaving the apartment.

“If you want to go furniture shopping we can steal Jungkook’s car,” he said, “He’s coming over later to pick up more of his stuff.”

You nodded, taking your bags from him and setting them on the floor of your room.

“Do you need anything else?” he asked, “I wanna go back to sleep.”

You shook your head and laughed, “Go back to bed sleepyhead, I’ll just be unpacking.”

Your cousin left your room with a content sigh, leaving you to load your dresser and set up your desk in peace.

---

A couple hours had passed since you’d started unpacking. You’d almost completely finished your bedroom and bathroom spaces and were now in the kitchen making a list of the things you’d need to buy.

You hummed to yourself softly as you opened the kitchen cabinets to see what Yoongi had and what you’d need to supplement. You were so lost in thought you almost missed the sound of the door opening.

You turned just in time to see the most attractive man you’d ever met come through the door. He was tall and muscular, oozing confidence, with doe eyes and a sharp jawline. His black hair was tousled but still looked stylish, his all black outfit bringing out the silver piercings and jewelry he wore.

“Hi.”

His voice was like honey. Sweet, smooth, something you could get stuck in.

“Hi,” you said a bit breathlessly.

“You must be Y/N.”

“Yes,” you let out a short laugh, “You must be Jungkook?”

Jungkook nodded and flashed a crooked smile, “Nice to officially meet you.”

“Nice to officially meet you too,” you cursed yourself internally for basically parroting back everything he said. “Thanks for moving my stuff into the room.”

“No problem,” he said nonchalantly, he moved into the kitchen stopping across the island from you, “I just set it up like I had it before but if you need any help moving stuff around I can totally do that.”

“Oh no, that’s okay, Yoongi already offered and I kinda like how it’s set up,” you said.

Jungkook pushed his lips together, unbothered, giving you a single nod and glancing down at the journal where you were writing your shopping list.

“So you’re here to pick up your stuff?”

“Yup.” he said simply.

“Do you have a lot left to move?”

“Nah, most of my stuff’s already in my new place.”

“Nice,” you said, twiddling your thumbs awkwardly as a long silence ensued.

Your cousin’s shuffling broke the silence.

Jungkook’s face lit up as his eyes landed on his sleepy friend “Yoongles!”

Yoongi grunted at him. “I’m stealing your car.” he said.

“What?” Jungkook laughed.

“Y/N needs to get stuff.”

“Yoongi, I don’t need to go this second,” you said.

Yoongi gave you a blank look, “but I’m awake now.”

Your eyes widened and you blinked at Jungkook who was equally silent with a bemused grin on his face. He just shrugged at you as he slid Yoongi his keys.

---

Several weeks had passed since you moved in with Yoongi. Jungkook had fully moved out so you saw less of his gorgeous face and sexy tattoo sleeve. But he and Yoongi were friends so occasionally you’d come back on weekends to find Jungkook lounging in the living room.

You were slowly getting into a routine of walking to the nearby local coffeeshop and taking the bus from there to work every weekday. You’d grown attached to the coffeeshop, even sometimes managing to drag Yoongi with you to inject some coffee into his veins on the weekend.

“I don’t understand why you make me come here,” Yoongi groaned into the table, his forehead resting on the wooden surface. “We can make coffee at home.”

“I like the ambience,” you said with a smile, “Not all of us are antisocial vampires.”

Yoongi lifted his head enough to glare at you. You smiled sweetly at him before you heard the barista call out your name.

“I’ll go grab our coffee.”

You hummed to yourself cheerfully picking up the two cups from the counter and smiling at the barista, letting out a quick “thank you”. Your good mood quickly soured, however, when you collided into someone’s hard chest and watched the coffee tumble to the floor.

“Shit! I am so sorry,” a voice said.

“It’s fine,” you said sadly, bending down to pick up the cups and throw napkins on the spill.

“Let me help,” the voice continued, increasing in volume as the owner reached your level.

You locked eyes with a handsome man before his eyes darted down to the spill. He accepted a roll of paper towels from the coffee shop staff and started to clean up the spill. “I’m so sorry, let me buy you a new one.”

He had the cutest eyes. They seemed like the type to form an adorable eye smile whenever he grinned. His hair was dyed a light brown and he was pleasantly muscular. You could almost let go of your annoyance over his spilling your coffee.

“It’s okay,” you sighed, “My cousin was saying he wanted to drink coffee at home anyway.”

“Let me buy you new coffee,” he insisted, “Please.”

You met his eyes, seeing the sincerity in him.

“And you can take it home to drink with your cousin.”

You let out a little laugh, “Okay fine.”

The man went to acquire new coffee for you and your cousin as you went to sit back at your table. Yoongi was watching you with an eyebrow raised, as you sat down.

“What?”

“Is spilled coffee part of the ambience?”

---

It turned out the man who spilled your coffee was also a regular at the coffee shop. You ran into him (not physically) a few more time before you actually spoke to him again.

You turned around one morning, iced coffee in hand when there he was. Reflexively you drew your coffee into your chest. “Please not the coffee,” you said.

The man let out a laugh, “Don’t worry, once was enough.”

You smiled at him and began to move away, thinking the conversation was over.

“Jeno,” he said abruptly.

“Sorry?” you said turning around.

“My name,” he laughed awkwardly, scratching the back of his head. “My name is Jeno.”

“Y/N.” you said smiling.

“To be honest, I’ve been wanting to talk to you for a while now but I was pretty sure I blew it with the whole coffee spill incident.”

You laughed, “Don’t worry about that, all is forgiven. Yoongi especially liked the extra fruit tart you included.”

He gave you an adorable eye smile and held the door open for you as you both headed out to wait for the bus, “Do you work around here?” he asked.

“Yeah,” you told him, “It’s pretty close to here, what about you?”

“Oh, I’m actually a PhD student.” Jeno said, “The university I study at is a couple bus stops away from here.”

And thus began the start of you and Jeno’s friendship. Each morning you’d get coffee and head to the bus stop together. You sat together on the bus and chatted until he got off at his stop a few stops before yours. You learned he was in the PhD program for physical therapy at a prestigious nearby university but that he was also interested in music. You told him about your graphic design work and about how Yoongi was a part of the music industry. Jeno was easy to talk to. You were introverted, albeit less so than your cousin, but you found yourself comfortable enough around Jeno to look forward to seeing him every morning.

“He’s totally into you,” Yoongi said one day as he flipped through movies on the TV. Jungkook was over again, sitting in an armchair next to the couch.

“We’re just friends,” you scoffed.

Jungkook sat there with a bemused grin, eyes darting back and forth between you and Yoongi, entertained.

“Yeah maybe you see it that way,” Yoongi said, “But he’s into you.”

You rolled your eyes, stealing the remote from him.

“When was the last time you went on a date?” Yoongi asked straight-faced.

“Ew, I am not talking to you about this,” you said, mock gagging.

But truthfully it’d been a while. Since your last boyfriend dumped you on Valentine’s day after almost a full year of dating, you’d been trying to put together the pieces of your broken heart. When you finally felt more yourself you just didn’t have the energy or desire to put yourself out there again. You were happy by yourself. So happy, you hadn’t felt the need to date in over two years. You’d go on an occasional date with a slice of white bread of a man every so often just to appease your nosy aunties. But you’d never attempted to date in earnest in quite a while.

“It’s definitely been a long time,” Jungkook chimed in.

“Who asked you?” you said, glaring at you.

Jungkook just shrugged. “Would you say yes if he asked you on a date?”

Yoongi had stolen the remote back from you and was now completely tuning out the conversation he had started.

“I don’t know,” you answered truthfully. You saw a smirk beginning to form on Jungkook’s face so you snapped out a quick, “Because he’s not going to ask.”

---

When Jeno asked you out the next day you vowed that if you found out Jungkook or Yoongi had somehow tracked him down and coerced him into asking you out you were going to bury them both alive. That aside, you felt like burying yourself aside when Jeno asked to take you to dinner and your response was, “Why?”

Jeno laughed in surprise, “Okay,” he said shifting forward in his bus seat to turn more towards you, “That was better than a rejection I suppose.”

“I’m sorry—” you said quickly, “I didn’t mean—”

“No, no,” Jeno interrupted, “Let me answer, I want to answer.”

You laughed lightly and allowed him to continue.

“You’re cute,” he started strongly. You smirked at him but he kept going, “you’re smart, you’re funny, you’re easy to talk to. I like getting to know you and I want to see if we can take this beyond friendship. So I’m asking you to give it a chance, can I take you out to dinner?”

Jungkook’s teasing words echoed in your head, “Would you say yes if he asked you on a date?”

You hadn’t given it an earnest thought, brushing it off and insisting you and Jeno were both friends. Honestly, you just hadn’t thought about him that way.

But once again Jungkook’s voice echoed in your mind, “It’s definitely been a long time.”

A pulse of annoyance rushed through you thinking of his stupid grin. Jeno was sweet and you enjoyed his company. You did look forward to seeing him every day so, why not give it a shot?

“Okay,” you said.

“Okay?” Jeno asked, looking like a deer in headlights.

“Yes,” you laughed, “Yes, I’d love it if you take me to dinner.”

“Okay,” Jeno said letting out a huge sigh and sinking back into his seat.

“Does tonight work?” he continued.

“Sure.”

“Great, I’ll pick you up at 7.”

So this was happening. Tonight you were going on a date.

[eccentricgrace]

silly texts || peter parker

summary: as you could guess. a compilation of silly texts between peter and co.

tags: humor, fluff, memes, texting fic

wc: 1,686

cross-posted on wattpad under the same name!

fos crew

arachkid: dude i cannot keep swinging past madison square garden

arachkid: i don't even know how it's possible but they keep thinking i'm not real and now i have an ice-cream stain on my suit

Nedward: DID THEY THROW ICECREAM AT YOU

Nedward: LMFAOOOOOOO

arachkid: i just don't understand how would i be a fake

arachkid: i am literally IN THE AIR

em jay: average new yorker versus common sense

Nedward: If only they could see your glorious muscles from the ground

Nedward: then there would be no doubt

arachkid: i'm so tired 😭

em jay: are you coming to class tmrw peter

arachkid: yeah! why

em jay: think about it

arachkid: thinking

need leds

peper partker: help

need leds: Tomorrow is decathlon lol

fos crew

arachkid: yes im coming to decathlon

em jay: Ned.

Nedward: he ASKED

em jay: i'm putting you both next to flash

em jay: table for people with no backbone

arachkid: ☹️

Nedward: Booo! Flash is gonna make me answer his quiz questions if you sit me next to him

arachkid: what's the quiz on

Nedward: history

arachkid: he's asking you for history???

em jay: may his grades rest in peace

Nedward: [attached image]

em jay: lol

arachkid: ohs hit got to go i hear distress

Nedward: "i hear distress" bro thinks he's an avenger

em jay: honorary avenger

Nedward: Dont get shot again tho pete thanks for keeping our city safe n all that 🫡

em jay: the fact that you have to say "again"

Nedward: HES JUST

Nedward: I THOUGHT HE COULD DUCK BULLETS AND STUFF

Nedward: THE LITERAL BLOOD STAINS ON MY CARPET SAYS OTHERWISE

em jay: skill issue just clean blood better

Nedward: you say that like you just KNOW how to clean blood. like that's a normal thing

em jay: think about it

Nedward: Thinking

Nedward: shit nvm I cant even ask Peter for backup bc he's on patrol

Nedward: I'm just gonna go with the cool mysterious idea that you're up to some shady business and I'm not going to ask questions about it

em jay: [attached image]

em jay: ok i KNOW you took a health class

em jay: the american education system is terrible but don't let me down like this

Nedward: OHHHH

Nedward: the monthly witch's sacrament

em jay: everyday i ask god why i'm friends with you two and everyday she refuses to answer me

arachkid: i was gone for five seconds hwhat

em jay: welcome back public enemy no1 what was the distress

arachkid: ok i'm gomna choose not to read into what you just called me there

arachkid: anyways hotdog guy arguing w the slushy guy again

Nedward: AINT NO WAY

em jay: ???again?????

Nedward: MJ DO YOU NOTCKNOW ABOUT THE SLUSHY HOTDOG FEUD

em jay: wtf are you talking about

em jay: wait is this what you meant when you told me the other day to not buy hotdogs off 3rd ave

arachkid: no that's different

Nedward: Wait What's wrong w the hotdog stand on 3rd

arachkid: i've had to talk to him like three times on patrol to stop creeping on girls that r walking by

em jay: gross. what's his ip

em jay: ned

Nedward: Are you trying to get me to use my powers for evil

em jay: does this look like evil-doing to you

Nedward: .

Nedward: Give me one second

arachkid: no need

arachkid: Mr stark is already taking care of it

arachkid: so if he suddenly goes missing don't question it too much

em jay: won't need to question it at all if i get to him first

arachkid: terrifying!

Nedward: I love that it's not directed at us anymore though

em jay: ok but can we go back to the 'slushy dog' feud peter you still haven't answered what the hell that means

arachkid: oh yeah so basically on 71st st there's this slushy guy that keeps coming up with the most disgusting flavors i've ever imagined in my life

arachkid: last time i swung by this guy was doing pickle slushies or something like i can't make this stuff up

Nedward: [attached image]

Nedward: FOUL

Nedward: Didnt you say one time he had done toothpaste slushy

arachkid: yes.

em jay: hm

arachkid: so slushy guy is infamous in that part of the neighborhood basically

arachkid: but then there's HOTDOG GUY

Nedward: Hotdog guy MVP

arachkid: he's new i think?? but he strolled up and he's like, he's the most serious hot dog guy

arachkid: like ever, probably

em jay: can one be serious about hot dogs?

arachkid: this guy can. this guy can

arachkid: apparently he's from chicago so he's like, he makes chicago hot dogs ?? and he hates slushy guy. he literally. he hates slushy guy so much

arachkid: and slushy guy is so funny abt it bc he keeps setting up right next to him and asking him about whether he thinks mustard or ketchup slushies would be a hit and rhat they could be business partners

arachkid: i have had to break up a fight like every two weeks it's insane

em jay: enemies to lovers slow burn 500k word

Nedward: Whaf does that mean💀

em jay: you're unbelievable

arachkid: [attached image]

le artiste

sunshine incarnate: MJ

sunshine incarnate: MJ

sunshine incarnate: MJ

le artiste: what

le artiste: are u ok

le artiste: are you dying

sunshine incarnate: no

le artiste: no you're not ok or no you're not dying

sunshine incarnate: no i'm fine

sunshine incarnate: can you help me i'm doing lit homework

le artiste: sorry i can't read

sunshine incarnate: MJ PLEASE

sunshine incarnate: what are you doing

le artiste: rereading pride and prejudice

sunshine incarnate: thafs not the book we're doing the report on??

sunshine incarnate: wait shit is it

sunshine incarnate: do i have the wrong book

le artiste: no of course it's not you're not that stupid

le artiste: ... what book do you have though.

sunshine incarnate: photo of dorian grey

le artiste: ... picture

sunshine incarnate: hm?

le artiste: picture of dorian grey

sunshine incarnate: oh my bad

le artiste: either way. so sorry to tell you but

sunshine incarnate: no...

le artiste: you have the wrong book

le artiste: that's the one she assigned to the honors class

sunshine incarnate: aurghrhhh

sunshine incarnate: do you know which one do i need

le artiste: your period was assigned wuthering heights

le artiste: do you have a copy

sunshine incarnate: i'll look around, may might

le artiste: do you have patrol tonight?

sunshine incarnate: mmm nope i finished earlier why

le artiste: come on over, ill lend you my copy

sunshine incarnate: really!!!

le artiste: yeah

le artiste: get here in fifteen minutes and you won't miss mr darcy proposing

sunshine incarnate:

le artiste: bring your homework with you

le artiste: nerd

flash (not gordon)

flash (not gordon): PETER

penis parker: oh my god what

penis parker: why are you yelling

flash (not gordon): Caps lock

flash (not gordon): Didn't mean to

penis parker: what is it

flash (not gordon): Were presenting our phys thing tomorrow

penis parker: yeah i know??

flash (not gordon): Don't skip

penis parker: was not planning to

thee tony stark

thee tony stark: Get out of school free card.

thee tony stark: Trouble downtown, would be a good opportunity for some training. What say you?

spidey-kid: hes

spidey-kid: jges

spidey-kid: fhes

spidey-kid: tes

thee tony stark: Don't hurt yourself.

spidey-kid: yes

spidey-kid: gotta be back in school for fourth period though

thee tony stark: Sure.

spidey-kid: ok so do you want me to swing over there or do you have other plans

thee tony stark: I'm outside.

spidey-kid: oh! ok

spidey-kid: do i wear my suit outside?

thee tony stark: Not unless you want Martha down the hall knowing that you're Spider-Man.

spidey-kid: i don't live next to a martha??

spidey-kid: oh you were joking

thee tony stark: Get outside, kid.

spidey-kid: brt

flash (not gordon)

flash (not gordon): Peter

flash (not gordon): Where the hell are you

flash (not gordon): Peter we present third in the class

flash (not gordon): YOU SAID YOU WERENT SKIPPING YOU ASSHOLE

flash (not gordon): [attached image]

flash (not gordon): Second presenters are up Peter I swear to god

flash (not gordon): WHERE ARE YOU!!!!

flash (not gordon): 😡😡😡😡😡😡

flash (not gordon): PETER!!!!

penis parker: SrIRY IA AM RRNTING TO CLASF RIGHT NIW

flash (not gordon): You are the WORST

fos crew

em jay: we as a society need to make sure peter doesn't walk through the school doors without being thoroughly checked for evidence

Nedward: Ayo??

arachkid: i dont wanna talk about it

em jay: too bad! guess what i just watched this loser do

Nedward: What did he do💀💀

em jay: bro gave an entire presentation with flash and the whole time is mask is STICKING OUT OF HIS BACK POCKET

Nedward: PETER💀💀💀💀💀

em jay: from me trying to let him know that, his mask is sticking out of his pocket, to flash trying to subtly sneak over to help hide it from everyone else, to peter who won't shut up about magnetism

em jay: what a class. holy shit

Nedward: I wish I had physics with you guys my class was boring as hell

Nedward: Did flash actually succeed

em jay: i mean

em jay: ok so he got close enough to grab the mask but then peter must have bugged out or something bc he stopped talking very suddenly and was holding flash's arm

em jay: so the mask was just. sitting there. and of course both of them are now looking like fish out of water so i said a joke and had to deflect for them

Nedward: Michelle jones mvp where would we be without you

em jay: i dread to imagine it

arachkid: i have had a very long and hard day

Nedward: It's fine dude!! now you can just solo as our school's infamous spider-man cosplayer

em jay: gonna have to battle flash for the spidey no1 fan title

arachkid: everyone in this group chat is so mean to me

[moonstruckme]

so much has happened since I last yapped ☹️ ny dad and cookie are leaving tmrw ir sunday, some guy at work jusy spilt his drink but he offered to mop and who was i to refuse im jusy a lowly fast food worker, AND I MIGHT BE BUYING A NEW PHONE TODAY (mine is 4 years old and my dads hand me down so its dying, the battery is weak and theres a giant crack in the back glass)

Oh, I'm sorry lovely :( At least 2 out of those 3 things sound like wholly positive developments. Do you know what kind of phone you're getting? It's always such a relief to get a new one, my awe from the phone I got in April still hasn't worn off I get excited every time I get to use one of the features my old phone didn't have haha. Hope your day goes amazing my love <3

[9ttimestudies]

08.01.2024

I think i'm getting sick..I ran around town bc the library's wifi was down and most cafes here want you to buy a 5-6$ drink to be able to sit in there. I settled with Starbies instead. I'm not spending that much money for a drink when I got a convention coming in a week and I just bought a green tea drink from Daiso earlier. 😅😅

♫ I am the Rain (私は雨; watashi wa ame) by inabakumori

Tuesday: I went out with family. It was fun, but we were out all day so I didn't get to study. :p

Wednesday: was a bad studying day. I cried over the math problems (I wasn't joking about hating math)

Today's done list:

-vocab (i'm almost done remembering a whole stack!! that's like 51 words that's completely new to me, and then i got a new one to start tmrw...) -reviewed basic algebra

total time: 3 hours

Let's hope I didn't catch the cold...＞﹏＜

[beatheprincess]

My weekend was bleh -_- i was just annoyed at everything , living with 5 people sucks and constantly having to wait on everything because its already in use and my mom act like ima get a job on the spot tmrw like literally these ppl gotta look over my application !! I'm a teen girl w no experience and I'm hoping at least some professional place can give me experience (training) to get better 😭 whenever my mom tells me things I already know what to do it pisses me off because I take it as control and pressure instead of help and support. Being nitpicked at everything makes me feel like burden >:(

Another thing I have been thinking about is my bio parent, When someone you havent seen in years reach out to you at legal age it definitely impacts your life this shit is not normal and is so common in the black community; I dont think anyone truly realizes how important it is to have both bio parents in your life, I cannot call this person a man cus they aren't and I do not trust them the things they said/did they jus expect me to forget :/ and I dont want nothing to do w them ever again and it's truly ashame I can't have a good relationship w them and I'm in the process of accepting not having them in my life and moving forward, I also hold my mom accountable for her part as well and I talked to my grandma about it and she's on my side 100% and I feel like in the future this is gna be an ongoing topic , I've gone thru alot in 3 months n felt so lonely from it but I'll be okayy.(authentic segment over)

Good things that happened ! I have cute new unicorn jacket imma wear alot till I get tired of it (I love unicorns 💟) i was also able to get into littlespace and feel v comfortable about my soft aesthetics and dressing cutely ♡♡♡ I was also able to buy things I needed this weekend and wash clothes n my sunday self care routine so yay ! I hope this week is a good one and I dont feel like crap, this is my last week of fall classes for this semester so thank GOD ! >.< I hope you guys had a great weeknd and thanks to the ppl checking on me. 💜💜💜 wuv chu

[bazpitch]

went to half price books (its fine i Never buy new books and half of them are used anyways) and i'm PRETTY sure i finished my austen collection off (i mightt not have pnp now that i'm thinking about it but idrc i can get a copy of that anywhere and honestly it's not my favorite so i'm ambivalent LOL i'm not going to beat myself up over it. honestly i don't really feel the need for one?) with two GORGEOUS POCKET BOOKS which ive been looking for for ages because i love the thought of books being small and pretty i even went to barnes and noble and was in tears bc they have none and i vividly remember their having a collection. so my FIRST official pocket books :-) anyways i got some books clearly and i had to majorly control myself bc there were a lot of other cool ones there including the exact collection of euripides's plays im reading rn and a copy of orientalism. will show u all them tmrw :) if my adhd and awful sleep deprivation kicked in and i already have a mansfield park copy i'll lose it although i DOUBT that i do

[ndntighnari]

Its one night. I can survive one night here with this bullshit. Ive dealt with worse for longer. I'll be able to check tmrw for my tablet pen, and it'll be there and intact. I'm not gonna need to buy a new wacom pen that I can't afford as well as a new clip studio license use. It's fine. It'll be fine.

[wheeboo]

hiii there my love ! i just wanted to tell you that the results for my finals just got out !! i got a 3.33 cgpa which is equivalent to 1A+ 2A- 2B+ 1B hihiks 🤪 i’m super duper proud of myself since the classes were really hard this semester :”)

as usual, i hope your day has been an absolute treat gorgeous

also, remember how i was debating on treating myself to a new album ? well i was thinking on really rewarding myself with the new svt album that’s coming outttt, what do you think boo ?

and fret not, i come bearing gifts ! here are not one, but TWO of my favourite boo edits that currently have a chokehold on me 🔄

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFqr7WQE/

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFqrCAcV/

hi my love!! OMG i am so so proud of u 🥹🥹 and absolutely deserve to be proud of urself aaa thats so exciting !! u managed to get thru some stressful classes i hope after this u manage to ease and rest well <33

my days have been fine!! i got a new book recently and my new clothes r supposed to come in tmrw i'm super excited <3

and i say u should totally go for it!! if u want it then treat urself with it boo !! i'm also contemplating whether or not i want to buy the album too but it's soo expensive 😓😓 so haven't made up my mind yet lmao

OH MY GOD!!!!! this first gose seungkwan OMFG he legit can step on me ISTG HE WAS SO FINE THAT EP AND FOR WHAT??? BYE How does he manage to drive me even MORE CRAZY FOR HIM UGHHHH IF I WASNT CRAZY ENOUGH FOR HIM ALREADY

[snapshots-of-the-young-egotist]

Happenings:

✨STELLA found my headphones for me and I was so grateful to her that we ✨Stella-brated by giving her some good things while making her frozen bowl. She tasted pumpkin purée for the first time and absolutely loved it. The way she found my headphones was just just like a kiss of the moment. It's actually too detailed to describe here. In the middle of fixing her frozen bowl, I began working on a frozen banana slice for her as well. Something to have as a healthy treat in my absence that she can be trusted with. I cut banana slices (cut lengthwise) then placed them on a small sheet pan and smeared Greek yogurt on one side, then faced the bananas plain side up. Then I drizzled some pumpkin purée and peanut butter. The brand is like distributed by Harris teeter and only has peanuts. Nothing else. Not even oil, as peanuts make plenty of their own! Topped this with minced strawberry. What a huge untapped market there is for 100% healthy dog treats. I'm thinking about doing something like this to the affect of at least hosting a stand at some local breweries? Idk it's just an idea for now and I haven't spoken to anyone about it.. but I am strongly considering it. Summers right around the corner. It would be a good way to be involved in the community as well.

I went to the laundry mat again because I'm being lazy about fixing the dryer. I think this is like week 6 of drying clothes at the laundry mat but I actually inquired within about this today. I sort of let myself question why I just won't go to Lowe's and get the little parts I need and then just do it.. The first reason is that I don't want to give up a good reason to have some alone time. I also seem to be the only one concerned about fixing it rather than either buying a new one, or doing anything about it in general. Now I 've seen this though I want to just go ahead and fix the dryer, but then again, I also want to see this play out. Decisions decisions ..

never went to the park today. I want to sleep in so badly tmrw but I feel like I may just sleep in until like 9 and go to the park with Stella early. That way I can bring her home and give her a small snack and let her sleep in a little while longer while I go run errands.. a hair appointment is not one of my errands tmrw but God knows I am so long overdue, at this point anything I do is just going to be a color correction- and that's fineee. I think I will give myself like maybe another month of deep conditioning and what I am supposed to be doing. what I am going to do, is schedule my massage the same day as my hair appointment. I'm just going to have that day catching up on all of the self care things I've been neglecting to do all year!

lastly I never set up my Pilates bar so maybe I will do that first thing in the morning.

maybe not? Idk

I just want to sleep for like a week and then come back

[cosmicmania]

oh

[foster-the-world]

Long Day

Had a fun Bday party for baby boy last night. He was amp'd up and very cute. Just the inlaws + my Mom - which was perfect. When the kids went to bed I met up with a friend for Bday drinks. I think she was happy I made the effort to come. Always nice to get out for a bit. Then I couldn't sleep all night.

Baby boy started crying at 6am. Was confused as he's been sleeping past 8am everyday. Turns out he was sick :( The wheezing was intense. The nursing exam I had yesterday include respiratory disorders in children. We had to watch videos of wheezing, stridor, etc. We learned it looked bad but normally worked itself out. He only had a temperature of 99.2. All of this made me feel better even though I know as a nursing student I have zero credentials to make any medical decisions. Sent his Doctor a video and she said to go to the ER. He was a hot mess there. Poor kid was not interested in getting his temperature taken, weight on the scale, etc, etc. Luckily, we were the only ones there and everyone was very nice. Eventually he passed out so I was able to give him the nebulizer and a steroid. He woke up 20 minutes later back to his normal self + some congestion symptoms. They still kept us for another 2.5 hours but it was fine.

My husband and I were supposed to go Upstate to clear out our personal belongings today/tmrw. We only have 2-3 open days before new renters come and our handyman was meeting us there to help. So he went ahead and I stayed behind with baby boy.

Very glad to have my Mom and her extra hands. Baby boy is normally clingy to me. Poor kid being sick double timed his clinginess. I was happy to have him lay on me all day long. I felt so bad for him.

In-laws were scheduled to pick the girls up from camp. Rebel threw a big fit because they would not buy her an Icee. As mentioned, she's having a terrible time recently. Lots of temper tantrums that are not her norm. Both girls were supposed to spend the night at their house. I told them to bring her home. Then they called me to convince her to get in the car seat. Luckily, she did. Throughout this I was at the pharmacy trying to sort out a mishap with the nebulizer order. So glad baby boy was home with my Mom. I had to drag her kicking and screaming from the car. I was proud of myself for being very Zen. Baby boy is obsessed with me so stuck to me like glue while I tried to be with her. He was very sweetly giving her kisses and hugs. Sweet boy doesn't like to see his big sister upset. She eventually calmed down. I hope we can figure out what's going on soon. She wakes up guns a-blazing more often than not nowadays. I remember Bee had a period of a few months where she also had big feelings. I'm hoping this is the same and she's just having some type of developmental spurt that brings out some big feelings.

My Mom asked me if "I feel sorry for what she went through with me" now. I assume I was no walk in the park growing up. She did say "except you handle it much better than I do." She said I'm much nicer than she is. I'm not sure she thinks that is a compliment. She def doesn't adhere to the RIE parenting model. I try to but unfortunately I'm not always so nice. I find I'm much less forgiving in the morning. I've never been a morning person. Need to make some plans to get around that.

Long day. Done now. Thankfully baby boy is on the mend.

[babyp0p]

one thing go wrong tmrw and I'm buying new shoes

[oceanmoss]

kitten is sleeping at my house today bc cousin has a long uni day tmrw and damnn new moms live like this ......... she has to eat every 2-4 hrs also we found out that the formula she has isn't good so i have to go buy or search????? for one bc i'm not even sure they sell kitten formula here ughh anyway id still die for her but mothers r crazy for doing this