#i'm awful

[blitztheowl]

SWAP AU FUNFACT OF THE DAY!!

When Sammy died, Henry couldn't bare living with the fact his son died from his own creation, so he found it easier to just erase him completely, any picture, any memory that Charliebot had of him, all gone, as if he never existed.

[unearthlore]

Me: Yo I got mad because.. he didn't analyze shit? All he did was low-effort comment "Oh it made ba dum ba dum ba dum." "Oh it's jazzy." "Oh I like this :)"

My brain: No no no, you're the one who expected him to nerd out + dissect the music + educate the viewer. The title can be an objective truth: there indeed has been a musical analysis… just purely inside his head. He never said he'd edit the video to actually explain the music to the viewers. It's the same type of language manipulation you love analyzing so much.

[rebelichor]

𝐈𝐍 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄  [ … ]   𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄,

bold what applies - italicise sometimes.   repost,  don’t reblog.

fights honourably / fights dirty

prefers close - quarters / prefers range

chats during / goes silent

low pain tolerance!!!!!!! / high pain tolerance

attacks in bursts / attacks steadily

goes for the kill / aims to disarm / fights defensively / strikes first

is provoked easily / provokes their opponent / teases

gets visibly frustrated / shouts while attacking

uses strategy / focuses on the battle / experiences conflicting thoughts during battle

rushes in recklessly / tries to read their opponent before engaging

fights wildly / fights calmly / fights apathetically / fights with anger / fights with excitement

fights because they have to / fights because they want to

fights without regard to wounds / runs away when wounded / hides wounds / takes a blow to protect another

prefers a blade / prefers a gun / prefers hand to hand combat / prefers a bow / prefers a shield / prefers a personalised weapon / prefers magic alchemy or spells

their greatest weakness is physical / their greatest weakness is mental / their greatest weakness is emotional

transforms for battle / fights as they appear (due to the nature of her magic, it's as though the air ripples around her, and the biggest indicator she's using her magic tends to be how her hair, clothes, and the direct environment around her are reacting)

relies on strength (of her magic, her physical strength is not on the same level as a warriors) / doubts their strength / relies on speed

uses everything they have / proceeds with caution / hides their full potential

exhausts quickly / has high stamina

behaves arrogantly / brags after landing a hit / belittles their abilities

uses psychological tactics / uses brute strength

avoids civilians / strikes down civilians

damages surroundings / avoids damaging surroundings

signature fighting style / makes it up as they go

mastered skill - set / learning their skill - set

messy fighter / elegant fighter

accepts defeat / refuses defeat / begs for mercy

compliments their opponent / insults their opponent

uses unnecessary movements / moves efficiently / barely moves

prefers to dodge / prefers to block

defends their blindside / has no blindside / leaves blindsides vulnerable

uses all available advantages / strictly uses one main method

plays around / holds back / fights ruthlessly / shows mercy

waits for an opponent to be ready / strikes when opponent isn’t ready

fears death / fears pain / fears killing

has ptsd / avoids fighting

has lost a fight / has won a fight

has killed / refuses to kill (default is Ariadne hasn't killed anyone, but in cases like her medieval AU, her canon follows that she has killed when a loved one is hurt)

wants to die standing / would succumb slowly

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[blububbie]

I love weeping at short films I've created- not because I'm proud, not because the story was particularly moving, but because it was GOD AWFUL AND I WANT TO CRAWL INTO A HOLE IN THE GROUND AND BE DRIVEN OVER BY A MILITARY VEHICLE

[unhingedlesbear]

Just had a conversation that kinda reignited my ideas. So I can't remember if I've mentioned it before but somewhere in my collection of TOO MANY tdim aus I have an immortality au where it's like a sole survivor Charlie thing but the others who died are all immortal and so survived their "deaths" but kept the damage.

Basically leaving Erin half blind, Mark mute, Kate brain damaged and Jamie only somewhat more functional than the others and Charlie a guilt ridden mess 🥰🥰 so yeah the entire purpose of the au was angst and more angst and even more angst <3

[goldenpinof]

So I’m watching the dnp stereo shows and I’m Moving Mates, Phil mentioned an Instagram story where he talked about the board game Arkham Horror. I am OBSESSED with this game and can’t believe I missed seeing this story. Does anyone have a copy? Thanks so much!

this one? or this one? (that one is after that stereo episode)

i'm such a bad archivist, i didn't even reblog the 1st one in 2021. i love when people ask me about some igstory and it turns out it's not even on my blog. gonna reblog it now, and forget about it again, ugh.

[dragonofdarkness666]

Okay hear me out..

Sometimes I can't help but laugh at certain things even though there's absolutely nothing funny about it 😅😈

I'm sitting here listening to my dungeon music..

Separating money for bills and I come across a

"track this bill where's George?" I've seen these before..

So in my eyes this is already been defaced what's a little more? I do my signature cross out God and put in my own.. LUCIFER

But after watching both the old and the new version of IT.. I have an itch I just couldn't help but scratch.. 🤭🤡

It's not like I took away the ability for them to continue to track nor did I technically cross anything out.. except for the god part I already admitted that 😅

I guess the funny part is that I get hit by commercials while listening to my dungeon music in this particular mix. I wasn't laughing until a commercial begging for charity from another country hit and I'm thinking.. am I the right person to asking?

[drelldreams]

shitty mass effect pun #1 that won't leave my brain

what happened to the asari after she was shot in the crest

she was crestfallen

[firebloodicee]

y'all wanna hear something funny ?? so in 2026 i plan on getting married to my partner of 13 years & i told him that at the after party when everyone is eating and having a ball i'm gonna have someone play The Rains of Castamere.

[curiousgirl-dariel]

Me just trying to Socializing...

I'm a little awkward, sorry

[the-curator1]

hi fellow french ghestie !! just wanna let you know i absolutely loved In the darkness of your dreams <3 spreading both the anti landlord and demon!copia agenda is definitely something i can get behind lmao

can't wait to see what you come up with next ! take care <33

Hello dear frenchie anon,

OMG, I'm SO sorry for replying to your message after such a long time! I apologize sincerely!

I'm thrilled that you enjoyed it! I'll be returning with more very soon! More demon!Copia and new content!

(All my homies hate landlords)

Take care, Anon! Love ya, sending you big bisous and big câlins!

[bredforloyalty]

and you wanna know who else is a wife-son-dog

[beaft]

do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

[jaskiersdivorceattorney]

My loan of The Last Wish on Libby ran out last night so I caved and bought the book on Kindle :/

[cottagedreamy]

God told me to draw this

[lumiolivier]

I love when I click on my search bar, it's just me looking for Roger x Rayleigh smut.