#i'll lIVESTREAM IT FOR YOU IF I HAVE TO

[expelliarmus]

[danandphilcatboys]

mister phil michael lester do i need to remind you that you are on camera, @astrophilip you asked for this

(while everyone else lost it over dan's touches on phil's face i have literally ascended to the heavens because of this incredibly soft look on phil's face it is literally a split SECOND but once you notice it you'll never be the person you were)

[l0ganberry]

perfect timing! I'm definitely getting this.

[mogoce-nocoj]

"here's another heartbreak song but this time it's us who fucked up, okay? and now we have to make the worst phone call of our lives. here's ne bi smel"

I didn't exactly catch what he said but what the actual fuck. so it really was about the band all along huh oh my god

(edit: still not sure if he meant us as in the pov of the song or us as in the band got a bit too excited lmao)

[svtskneecaps]

friends and fiends if this truly spells the Over for the qsmp i may let the brainworms that have been festering in me for MONTHS--A YEAR, EVEN--win.

i may summarize the goddamn fucking lore.

[hollylovely]

sooooo just a lil confession

i haven't watched jimmy's smp streams and it's honestly because of that one newlife stream where scott teleports jimmy where jimmy gets stuck and dies

now i maybe just projecting onto jimmy but i really do think he got really panicked that he became unable to think clearly at the time and wasn't able to pull out his shovel (which was in his hotbar) to dig out

i also think that at the time, his body (in this case, his fingers/hand on the mouse) was moving faster than he could think which may be also why he trued to use his pickaxe instead of his shovel

and i genuinely could feel his disappointment right after his unsuccessful attempt at digging himself out

i got upset when, after he got revived/respawned, scott and the others (i can't remember if it was just scott but i'll put the others there as well) (also i refuse to watch that stream again) immediately went on about why he didn't get himself out and why he left himself die (although scott apologized then, i still felt like they were entirely blaming jimmy only here)

then i got even more upset when i saw the chat filled with "YOU HAD A SHOVEL IN YOUR HOTBAR!!!" and "why did you use a pickaxe lol" and the vod's comment section also had comments like that and comments basically saying "it's literally jimmy's fault lol" and "it's your fault jim, you had a shovel in your hotbar" (so again, blaming jimmy here)

uhhhh again, i maybe projecting only but yeah, i refuse to watch another smp livestream after that incident (i've also been kind of on and off when it comes to watching the streams during esmp2 because of the toy jokes and all that) (i think this newlife stream may have been the last straw for me??? idk)

[delicatebluebirdruins]

Chris Redfield and Hound Wolf Squad

when Chris is going further into the village one of his men and I quote "I've never heard of a mutamycete colony growing so huge"

and to me this comment goes for two things

1 there are more colonies in the world (considering RE's herbs specifically the green ones and how well they heal it makes sense)

2 two types of mold the one engineered by the connections and miranda as Miranda did her own experiments and created the cadou (? i think that's how you spell it?) and the other is natural untouched

[thenotsolittlelady]

How do I get things done?

How do I not get stressed about one thing I have to do and have it keep me from accomplishing anything else? How do I manage to buy groceries and take my cat to the vet and still sit down to draw? How do other artists do studies, finish personal work and other projects, cramp in appointments, chores, handle social media and keep in touch with friends without feeling absolutely stressed out...? I can't figure it out. I can only do one of these things in a day and... I don't get it. What is your secret

[welcometoteyvat]

my feelings on the natlan teaser alternate between ben affleck smoking jpg and that monkey looking away meme

[theinfinitedivides]

on a semi-adjacent note tho everything really is about Heon isn't it

[finexbright]

entrusting you guys to send me updates about each and every single thing that happens at louis' ono tonight

[resssistance]

so, i caved in and signed up to fuji on demand to watch jnats in peace for once. to try things out i went to check out 2021 jnats, and when i scrolled down on that page, there's "titles viewed together" section, and the first on that list is.. banana fish. i'm fucking laughing, but also feel attacked somehow

[dan-crimes]

Y'know Twitch ads wouldn't be so bad if they didn't BLAST MY FUCKIN EARDRUMS Twitch really said fuck poor ppl RUPTURED EARDRUMS BE UPON YE

[svtskneecaps]

lads i missed something, how do we know the create machine size rule was a direct result of bad's home inspector joke? last i checked it was meta-textually a measure to prevent crazy server lag and in-text was a rule they had pretended/implied had always existed, i didn't think there was evidence that the rule was bc of bad's home inspector thing? did i miss it? 😭

[nervocat]

Guys these hsr reruns are gonna KILL ME

[welcometoteyvat]

ough i finally watched clorinde leaks she IS so cool