#i'd let her stab me ngl

[the-ominous-owl]

Aubrey Plaza as Death

[rius-cave]

It’s Anon 🔴☘️ again and I’d like to explain myself. I sent that ask while heavily sleep deprived so it was a mess. Heck I reread it yesterday morning and got confused. The original comment was supposed to be something like “Everyone likes Lamb!Adam but what about a plant or gardener Adam instead? He could accidentally make Eden 2.0 in Hell while Yandere!Lucifer plots to get 3/3. Sera would lose her mind.” That’s it! I have no idea why my brain added part of a 3AM crazy theory about Adam’s species, sin and the Tree of Life… Let me try again since I caused some confusion.

tldr; Adam isn’t human because he doesn’t have free will. In order to be reborn into Heaven or Hell you have to be human. In order to keep him alive in the show I found a work around using dirt. He’s now friends with Hell because of said dirt.

Here’s my Redemption Arc about dirt: The original Adam is made from clay that turns into flesh and blood. I’m assuming that’s part of HH!Adam’s origin story until Vivzie tells us otherwise. Now to me Adam sounds like a fairly advanced clay golem. In some games and literature, golems can repair themselves using the same kind of material that they’re made of. Instead of conventional healing they add what’s been subtracted. This doesn’t have to be a conscious decision and can just happen i.e a “passive ability.” Like breathing for humans.

SO! Adam either dies or is close to death after Nifty stabs him but eats dirt on accident, which turns into flesh, and he lives lol. He’d be stuck in Hell since he’s made partially out of Hell itself now. He can’t be reborn because he can’t technically sin/has no free will. Lucky guy will keep his original physical body. He’s still mostly made out of Eden.

Unfortunately no Eren Yeager epic bs like Adam’s spirit living in everyone, just Hell probably being semi sentient and fully aware that Adam has become an extention of itself. He’s become Hell’s Green Man aka Disney Princess! He doesn’t want Heaven anymore. He’s never alone now since Hell’s in his head and under his skin he’ll never be abandoned again

I can’t say anything else or else it’d be an essay. No joke. (ngl I’m still sleep deprived)

- 🔴☘️ Anon

OOOOHHHH OKAY! That does help a lot, actually! Okay okay, yeah that makes sense to me now!

The idea of Adam being like a golem is djdjfznfjsf kinda awesome ngl. That would be a cool thing to happen to him because now he is made of, as I understand it, two different kinds of dirt. Would this make him have some sort of double nature? I imagine it would, now he has two "wills" fighting against each other inside him, and I'd imagine that would cause a lot of conflict. Now he has a connections to demons that nobody can deny. I'm guessing that would make him have some existential crises along the way lmao.

[worth-this-and-more]

songs for legendborn moments (except they get veryy veryyyy specific with varying amounts of explanation)

[spoilers for legendborn and bloodmarked, read at your own caution ;)]

when selwyn was aether drunk and bree goes to him for no reason at all knowing that this guy hates me and 10000% would kill me if given the chance but for some goddamn reason I gotta go to him ooh~ you can't resist it

when sel and bree kissed in the woods and he pushes her up against the tree I nearly died yall they say all good boys go to heaven, but bad boys bring heaven to you;

when bree tried and failed each time she called her aether (which that dickhead arthur was purposefully making hot and useless; I really really wanna stab him) haven't I given enough?

when alice rescued bree from the regents, this song played on my shuffle playlist and damn this is seriously alice-chen-with-anyone-who-mildly-inconveniences-her-the-mild-inconvenience-being-breathing everybody in this party's fucking fake I really wish that I could say it to your face

and on the go this is the proper alice chen anthem ngl yes the name is best friend but that's not the only reason it fits her okay that my best friend, she a real bad bitch;

if you haven't guessed it yet i am the biggest alice chen supporter so here's another alice chen song I could be a better boyfriend that him,

whenever william enters the scene i instinctively associate him with winter because sweaters and tea and this song feels like him I'm talking about the vibes not the lyrics, the lyrics feel more like the patient pov lool (opposite of that too but nvm)

selwyn's eyes. that is the only proper reason. i listened to this song and all I could think was the sparks of sel's gaze that turned into a comforting heat for bree. just take my heart now-

when bree put up a barrier in the ogof-y-ddraig and selwyn says "don't even do that to me again" I'd let the world burn let the world burn for you this is how it always had to end if I can't have you then no one can

the bathroom scene where bree tried to put the tape away but sel takes it from her and the small voice in her head says "it's to keep you close" i screamed i can tell you love me like you hate me, baby fuck me like you're crazy, maybe

nvm this is all ig

[checkoutmybookshelf]

Rereading The Fellowship of the Ring for the First Time in Fifteen Years

Ok, so having left Frodo enstabbened at Weathertop, we're now picking up in the aftermath and we are hauling ass to Rivendell. Well, specifically the Ford of Bruinen and the Last Bridge...I'm pretty sure. NGL, I'm pretty bad at literary geography in general, and Strider's quick-and-dirty river overview honestly did not make sense to me, so we're pointing our noses at the river with the bridge the other side on which is Rivendell. Get it? Got it? Good. Let's talk chapter 12, "Flight to the Ford."

So as is eminently sensible when one has been stabbed by a Black Rider, Frodo passed the hell out and fell on his face in the grass. Which, while eminently sensible, still freaked the ever-loving hell out of the other Hobbits. And I'm sure that Strider fucking BAILING on them moments later didn't help, because he didn't exactly take time to explain what's happening there. Which is why I honestly don't give Sam ANY shade for any of this:

Sam plainly was beginning to have doubts again about Strider; but while they were talking her returned, appearing suddenly out of the shadows. They started, and Sam drew his sword and stood over Frodo; but Strider knelt down swiftly at his side.

Y'know...if my boss/BFF was possibly dying in the grass at my feet and our guide fucked off without telling me where he was going after we'd just been attacked by basically Eldritch Horrors, I'd be sus and very willing to stick my sword in them too. All props to Sam's protective instincts here, and honestly Strider might have deserved it if he'd been a little bit inexpertly stabbed by a hobbit this night.

Although, I will say that Strider wins some points back because of all the hobbits, SAM is the one he explains the situation to and SAM is who he is straight with about the severity of Frodo's wound. Literally every authority figure the hobbits have come across so far have respected the hell out of Sam's position in the group of hobbits and his ability to take in and cope with information. And as per usual, Merry is over there stoking the fire and keeping Frodo warm--looking after Frodo's needs really seems to be Merry's deal in this book, because he's the one who helped him move and then made sure that there was food and baths at Crickhollow. Like that's going to transfer to Sam and Sam already has this...proprietary thing...for Frodo, but he's super cool with Merry sharing the load, and I guess I can't say I blame him. I'm just saying that there are two big, beefy brain cells among the four hobbits, and when Sam and Merry aren't splitting them, Sam's holding both.

Finding the dagger hilt, slashed cloak, and Athelas plant also help, because it means Strider can tell everyone what precisely they're dealing with. It's...bad, it's definitely BAD, what they're dealing with, but at least they know. I would also just like to point out that the Athelas preparation in this scene looks way more like the scene in the Return of the King film than it does literally this scene in the Fellowship movie:

He crushed a leaf in his fingers, and it gave out a sweet and pungent fragrance. [...] He threw the leaves into boiling water and bathed Frodo's shoulder. The fragrance of the steam was refreshing, and those that were unhurt felt their minds calmed and cleared. The herb also had some power over the wound, for Frodo felt the pain and also the sense of frozen and cold lessen in his side; but the life did not return to his arm, and he could not raise or use his hand.

Pretty sure not being able to use that arm or hand is going to be a PROBLEM since we need to point our nose at the ford and haul ass, but we'll...burn that bridge when we cross it, I guess? Too many bridges.

What I found REALLY freaking cool though, is that this is the first time that Frodo really and truly understands that the Ring and the forces of Mordor in general are influencing him. He wrote off the incident at the Prancing Pony as an accident, but he cannot deny at this point that he put the Ring on because IT wanted to be worn, not because he wanted to wear it. I think the timing on this realization is mostly foreshadowing, but I think it's also giving the reader a sense that something has fundamentally shifted. Bilbo had this ring on and off his dang finger for like...IDK, 60 years? I could go back and check but I'm not. The POINT is, Bilbo was using the Ring like it was a magician's prop and get-out-of-a-Sackville-Baggins-encounter-free card and there wasn't that same realization. Frodo is dealing with an entirely different beast, and it's not his fault that nobody warned him about it and it's whispering sweet, deadly nothings to his soul. At least he KNOWS now, and if you're aware of something, you can deal with it.

Unfortunately, what Frodo super cannot deal with is walking. So he ends up on the pony for like ten straight days through really rough terrain and rain. And because I have RA and like Count Rugen have a deep and abiding interest in pain, we're gonna just go ahead and take a look at the hell hauling ass over this terrain is for Frodo:

Before the first day's march was over Frodo's pain began to grow again, but he did not speak of it for a long time. [...] Frodo was restless. The cold and wet had made his wound more painful than ever, and the ache and the sense of deadly chill took away all sleep. He lay tossing and turning and listening fearfully to the stealthy night-noises: wind in chinks of rock, water dripping, a crack, the sudden rattling fall of a loosened stone. He felt that black shapes were advancing to smother him... [...] Frodo threw himself down, and lay on the ground shivering. His left arm was lideless, and his side and shoulder felt as if icy claws were laid upon them. The trees and rocks around him seemed shadowy and dim.

Yeah, so this? This sounds like hell. This reminds me of the first five or so years of having RA, before I got used to functioning in pain and before we figured out meds that worked. The self-yote to the ground and just being like "this is where I die" is DEEPLY relatable, especially since Frodo is still in the "DEAR GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING" phase of adjusting to chronic pain. You have no energy, no equilibrium, and no idea what is coming for you. Plus, nights are the frickin' worst, because you are in pain, all alone, and trapped in a sea of physical pain that you can't even catch a sleep lifeline to escape and isn't kind enough to drown you. All that to say I super relate to Frodo at this point, and someone get this hobbit some Flintstone Chewable Morphine.

We do get a little levity though, when Pippin forgets not only the Baggins family history but also everything he ever knew about trolls and barrels back to camp screeching that there are three trolls in a clearing below...in broad frickin' daylight. Strider apparently took a course in "Dadsplanations" at some point, because he just strolls on into the midst of what are revealed to be Bilbo's trolls and pokes them with a stick. Everyone has a laugh about this and the bird's nest behind one of the trolls' ears that Pippin missed. Having all been put in a better mood, Merry insists that Sam give them a song, and this absolute polymath of a hobbit busts out EIGHT ORIGINAL STANZAS of a troll song. On the spot. Seriously, this hobbit is deeply impressive in so many theatre kid ways that I think he'd get beat up for learning his lines word-perfect overnight.

Since it's suddenly going so well, the party gets yet another win: Glorfindel shows up! Thank god that Gildor apparently had the foresight to send a heads up to Elrond that the goddamn RING was on the move and the bearer had NO HELP. Unfortunately the news apparently travels slowly, because if I'm mathing this right (do NOT count on that, I'm an English major for a reason), then Elrond's riders didn't set out until the day AFTER Frodo got enstabbened. But Glorfindel can at least account for five of the nine riders, even if that accounting is "they're on our tails and moving FAST." Glorfindel also comes on a damn good horse, and Frodo is unceremoniously sat on said horse, because if they get cornered by the Black Riders, then the horse can get Frodo the hell out of there. Which honestly is reasonable planning and A+ for people with equipment and common sense finally giving the hobbits a goddamn hand.

That Glorfindel then proceeds to set an absolutely punishing pace and has to keep the hobbits going with magic elf liquor is...regrettable but they have ALL NINE BLACK RIDERS on their tails, so hauling ass even more is appropriate.

As they come up over the hill to within view of the Ford of Rivendell, naturally the Black Riders reappear, and Glorfindel is like, "RUN!!!" Which is where the foreshadowing we got earlier with the Ring's will pops back up:

[Frodo] did not obey at once, for a strange reluctance seized him. Checking the horse to a walk, he turned and looked back. The Riders seemed to sit upon their great steeds like threatening statues upon a hill, dark and solid, while all the wood and land about them receded as if into a mist. Suddenly he knew in his heart that they were silently commanding him to wait. Then at once fear and hatred awoke in him. His hand left the bridle and gripped the hilt of his sword, and with a red flash he drew it.

Thank goodness Glorfindel's horse is a good listener, because Frodo going Rider-a-hobbit with FIVE RINGWRAITHS seems like a super poor life choice. The horse gets Frodo across the ford, but then stops to let Frodo and the Black Riders have a little face-off where Frodo orders them back to Mordor and they're like, "Yes, we'll TAKE you back there, just come with us."

This little standoff is broken when the Black Riders I guess get tired of trying to talk Frodo into cooperating and just start to mind whammy his ass and cross the ford.

Which is when we get the magical water horses sweeping all nine away. Which is basically the last thing Frodo sees before falling off the horse Glorfindel said wouldn't lose any rider he'd been ordered to bear and passing out.

So Frodo's just had possibly the worst almost two weeks of his life, and has finished two chapters in a row by very sensibly passing out. We're going to leave it there, because it seems really rude to poke Frodo with a stick to see if he'll wake up. This is also the end of Book I, so guess we're technically at the halfway point! So when we pick up next time, Sam is going to get all the Elves he can stomach, we'd freaking BETTER get Gandalf--his ass has been missing for several hundred pages at this point--and we'll get everyone restarted on this quest, because even Elrond and Gandalf agree that this quest start deserves a mulligan.

[sanguine-tenshi]

i'm turning this round on you. if you've played bloodborne, then most fuckable five bosses from that. if you haven't, same for a different fromsoft game of your choosing. (feel free to do more than five)

I haven't played Bloodborne, I don't use the peasant boxes. But I did watch a playthrough so I'll go ahead and vote anyway.

First imma go through them all and smash or pass and then I'll tell you my faves. Good? Good. Anywhore!

Amygdala

Pass. Look, usually I'm a slut for multiple arms, can't go wrong with multiple arms. But this thing's head looks like a tick and I cannot get over that.

Blood-starved Beast

Pass. Concept art looks dope as hell and very smashable, but in-game it's giving Slav grandma and Slav grandmas fucking scare me. So a very hard pass.

Celestial Emissary

Pass. It looks like someone's diaper-bound toddler. Like the dumb thing was falling over too much so the parents just wrapped it's head in foam and let it terrorize the local wildlife. It also looks like it's fingers would be that nasty toddler level of sticky. Just no.

Cleric Beast

Smash. It's big. It's scary. It's harry. It's got horns. It looks like it's rotting just a lil bit. It's jaw looks like it's been scrapped raw. What's not to love? The only gripe I have are the weird stubby toes but I can tolerate it, not like I have to look at those things.

Darkbeast Paarl

Smash. It's like bones and hair and electricity. It's about the logistics at the moment but I'm down to figure it out.

Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos

Smash. Very eldrich. Very have no clue what I'm looking at. Very I'm into it.

Father Gascoigne

Pass. That's just a grandpa. And not even a hot grandpa.

Gehrman, the First Hunter

Pass. That's just a grandpa. And an ugly grandpa.

Martyr Logarius

Pass. That's just a grandpa. An old and freeze-dried grandpa.

Mergo's Wet Nurse

Smash. Smash so hard. The multiple arms. The wings. The empty hood. The absolute feral creature posture. The way it's tattered and ruined and deadly. Smash.

Micolash, Host of the Nightmare

No.

Moon Presence

Smash. Eldritch. The fucking tentacle hair. The weird skull hole face. The ribs. Look it already has a weird sexually non sexual relationship with the player. I might as well. I might as fucking well.

The One Reborn

Pass. It's just too messy for me. I like the idea of this thing being made of parts, of people, of victims. But the design is just too damn messy. It's all over the place. It doesn't look like it added with purpose, with design, it just added stuff for the sake of adding, for the empty want of MORE. And I'm just not into that.

Rom, the Vacuous Spider

Fuck, no!

Shadow of Yharnam

Pass. These are just dudes in robes. There's nothing all that interesting about them. Not even some sexy armor, or weird gore, or bones sticking out.

Vicar Amelia

Hard smash. It's like Cleric Beast's more elegant sexy cousin. There's horns as well! And I mean I do like the aesthetic of her being so white. She has a nice smile as well, so long with so many pointy teeth.

Witch of Hemwick

Pass. It's just moldy Slav grandmas.

Ludwig, The Accursed

Weak pass. It's just the face I have a problem with here, tbh. It's just leaning too much towards horse, like regular normal horse.

Orphan of Kos

Pass. Just looks like a dude to me. A skinny twitchy white dude who ran out of drugs and that's now everyone's problem. Now... his mom on the other hand... ho boy.

Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower

Smash. Yes, yes regular looking woman. But listen! She's tall. She's strong. She's a war criminal. She killed a god with a stick. Like I'm down. She can bend me over and I'd be down. I like her style. And she also stabs herself during the fight... kinda hot ngl.

Living Failures

Hard pass. It's like Celestial Emissary's failed cousins, slightly older and worse. Also have you seen their buts!? They've got the saggy frog butts.

I think the fuck not! Look at that thing!

Laurence, The First Vicar

Smash. Like I know he's one of the worst fights in the game and also the fire, but like... the sass. The fucking attitude in this one pose. Love that for him. Also yes, scraggly dog beast man with horns and ribs on the outside. Very smash.

Now as for the rankings... 1. Mergo's Wet Nurse 2. Cleric Beast 3. Vicar Amelia 4. Laurence, The First Vicar 5. Moon Presence 6. Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower 7. Darkbeast Paarl 8. Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos

Now in other news, I've realized that Bloodborne is very much moodboard, but it's a lot less fuckable than I thought.

[koicrimes]

yall, this game is SO good. it had me cryin and shit. had me doubting myself. had me fucked up-- i highly recommend it. truly. best game i've played in a while.

major spoilers below

first game i played since the rgg craze that left a deep impact on me. i think i'll be thinking about this one for a while. i might go back and play from the beginning and make tyler and alyson raise hell with all their choices next time hahaha. gahhh so much fun. all the characters felt so believable!!! ALL OF THEM! and even though i didn't like that michael kept coming onto to tyler even tho i politely brushed him off once before, he still felt human to me as well. sometimes dudes just can't fucking take a hint- no matter how nice and cool they are.

what was so crazy to me was how he was talking about how tyler was 'sooo special' and blah blah blah but just 6 months later this mf already taking photos with someone else with a pet talking about 'the new addition to our family'. like bitch if you want me so bad--????? THAT'S WHY I SAID MICHAEL GAVE ME UHAUL VIBES!!!! eehhhhh- like, no, give a mf some time to know you my guy. shit. idk maybe that's just me. (6 months is a while but im just saying)

but anyways, so.

i loved alyson and tyler's relationship so much. tyler is so fucking 😩😩😩😩🥰🥰🥰🫦🫦🫦. he's so hot. the amount of screenshots i have of that man is abysmal. he and alyson does this thing with their mouth but idk, i feel he does it alot more than she does, where he kinda bares his teeth-- sometimes it's a smile but not always. unff. LOVE! i love minor mouth ticks. i have one and i always notice when other people have one- aizawa has one (he chews at his inner lip). nish seems like he would kinda does the same thing tyler does now that i think about it but anyways im getting side tracked~~~

i loved their relationship! the bond thing was sooooo neat- being able to share memories and inner thoughts. HELLA NEAT! i love that so much.

UGH the writing here was so fucking phenomenal.

all of the townspeople: tessa, tom, sam, eddy-- they all had their parts and they were all believable flawed. the only person who i think i'd consider a villian, really would be tom. because fuck that guy- you cheated on your wife, let her raise your kids on her own, watched her fall apart, watch her get stabbed, allowed her to drown to death, allowed two kids to make decisions about something that fucking major when you saw what happened and then you got the audacity to try to blackmail them for your shitty ass campaign???

i rate his bald score a -8 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾 he doesn't deserve that shiner. for shame.

more importantly, the one thing that i wish that we got to see was the perspective of mary-ann from that night. but i guess that's the beauty of the story. no one will ever truly know what was going through her head. everyone has their speculation but no one knows for certain and they sort of have to live with that in order to survive... ughhhh (i am relieved that ty can live his life potentially at peace believing that his mother would see him as her son- her SON- see him for who he is. i know that had to eat away at him while he was at fireweed.)

11/10

honorable mention for my girl denise, she didn't really have shit to do but she was there and i was happy she was. i was happy to see them braids too. like they kinda ate. ngl. i was like okaaaaaay. it makes me really happy. like someone trully put in effort on them! anyway, her and tyler are best buds now. i call it. it is my headcanon. <3

[lexsnotdead]

I like Delilah so much it's not even funny

Her voice, aesthetic, attitude, backstory, how she's animated in custscenes (especially in DH2), interest in art and dark magic, evil bisexuality... everything is so cool

I always liked Brigmore witches instead of being interested in Whalers or smaller gangs

I'm SO happy that they brought Delilah back in Dishonored 2 instead of killing her off in Daud's dlcs

I still believe that she deserved different ending/better writing at times and i can talk about it for hours (I'm salty about Daud being redeemed)

But i'd better have what DH2 delivered instead of having nothing

I think your love for her has made it only worse /pos

Every week is Delilah Copperspoon week,i need to think about her at least once time from time or I'll combust!!

YEEEES YES DELILAH ENJOYERS RISE!!!! i feel you so much on this like it's been 5 or 6 years since i first played dh and let me tell you there is still no fictional woman i'm obsessed with more than delilah i want her carnally ehem

neither do i see the appeal of the whalers (at all) when the brigmore witches are right there — walking embodiment of vile freedom, united in their lust for sacrilege, while the whalers are just like. erm. mindless puppets who do stab-stab when daud tells them to? lol

delilah's story might have been executed better, ngl, but you know what. are you unsatisfied with the writing too? be delusional! go crazy! defy the reality! let me share a headcanon of my own — why do we consider delilah to be trapped in her painting??? her ultimate plot was to overwrite the state of the world, but what emily did to prevent her from doing it is basically... created an alternative reality which exists in that painting of hers? and it might as well just be a portal between two worlds, united by the void. if you view the events of her non-lethal takedown as i do, this could be such a fertile soil for other headcanons!!! for her development as a character as well. she could've become the local outsider, all-mighty yet deprived of the adoration she desires above anything else. or perhaps only a ghostly shell would remain of her former allies, leaving her unsatisfied with the lack of sincere passion in their devotion? or maybe the 'world as it should be' changed only a key moment in her life (being exiled from the dunwall tower) and turned out to be not what she expected at all? my point is — her story is not over if you don't want it to be! at least in my mind it is definitely not over ehehe

[away-ward]

I'll be honest, I wasn't planning on posting this because I wasn't sure if this idea I have is fun. So please let me know if you actually enjoy these or not, because I have a few more I could do, potentially following an actual story line.

groups and roles selected using the click and drag game.

Group 1:

Fire: Damon Medical: Kai Shelter: Will Food: Emory

ngl... this group is looking pretty great. Damon would have no problem finding wood and being determined enough to keep the fire burning. Of all the people here, I trust Kai to have the most medical knowledge. I mean, if he knows enough to break someone's back or knock them out... he also knows how to not do those things... right? Will can build a shelter (though I'd rather it be Emory), and Emory can hunt... maybe (though I'd rather it be Will). Still, all strong teammates.

Personality issues would be the main issue here. Kai would get pissy that Damon doesn't want to follow lead; Damon and Emory butt heads when Emory refuses to follow his lead; and then Will's stuck trying to get everyone to talk again.

Chances of survival: pretty good.

Group 2:

Fire: Banks Medical: Winter Shelter: Michael Food: Rika

...Well. Obviously, Banks could handle the fire, but Winter on medical? Don't get me wrong, the girl knows her way around a wound. Ballet can produce some pretty nasty injuries. It would just take her a bit longer to see to them. Michael could build a shelter... it would just take some time. I'm not sure if he's ever held a hammer. And Rika would probably be able to hunt. I mean, if she can stab Damon, she should have no problem catching a wild animal for dinner. Other than that, this team would work pretty well together. Even with that small hiccup, Rika would be able to smooth things over between the two of them.

Chances of survival: ...meh. Probable. Might be a little worse for the ware.

[luffythinker]

gonna hit you with a rarepair what do you think of Iida/Himiko?, granted she is a stain believer which is a extreme turn away for Iida BUT what if Iida sees in her a good like Uraraka did? what if he makes it a goal to be kind to this girl because he can see that nobody has ever been kind to her hurting heart? And at first Himiko isn't crazy about him especially because he tried to kill stain but the more good he does for her the more she finds herself falling into slots with him. He moves a step she stays where shes at, he moves two steps she's a single step until they are something that can be considered friends. She's giving him nicknames she calls him Tenda or Tenten. -honestly i just see her calling him Tenya period- Anywho He's giving her blood like Uraraka did for smol Himiko except we aren't children, it's a huge risk to be giving the enemy resources but her quirk demands so likely if she doesn't get it i'd imagine she'd be sick to her stomach -i don't know if you've read it but there are like 2 cases in my hero where a person refused to use their quirk and it just kinda exploded and they couldn't control it, drinking blood is part of her quirk so using it requires to drink if she doesn't she gets sick- She's taking blood from Iida's arm they keep getting closer, somehow she ends up drinking from his clavicle it's a trust thing, he knows she wont take more then needed. He's lightheaded but alive, he can't tell if it's the blood shes taking or the shine he's taking to her. Himiko sits perfectly in Iida's lap while he's sharing a snack with her but once somebody comes around she's suddenly gone and he's got a half eaten meat bun and a whole one, was somebody just here? His classmates -save for Uraraka cause she's probably all up in his business to know- know something is happening but they don't know what. Himiko wants to spare him because he's beautiful which means she wants to stab but some things in this world are too beautiful that if you stab them you want have them anymore so he's one of the beautiful things she's going to let live, she tells him this one time she comes to visit him. Iida is trying to rehabilitate her poor naive fool lol. I can see her saying this to him coming through his window one day and she says this to him and kisses him or something i don't know leaving him starstruck he can't have a proper day because his thoughts are full of a blond blood sucking girl THE FUNNY PART IS she's older by a year and he's tall but she can play that card and Himiko having Iida wrapped around her finger pulling the "Im older so respect me" is frickin' funny to me and he just might sort of listen because he is a rule follower THEY COULD BE EVERYTHING and they are my everything

had to do a double take ngl, but okay let's see what iida and himiko got going on in your head

okay i have a hard time seeing this romantically BUT platonically i think it could develop into such a beautiful relationship because the kindness and empathy come from such an unexpected person. like toga would be so shocked like why is this person being kind to me? with any ulterior motives? it doesn't make sense

except iida doesn't stop, he keeps trying, keeps doing good and she starts to notice that maybe some people are just like that? good by nature? not out of pity, just genuine.

about the blood thing, i like the theory that if she doesn't have it she would be sick, so i can imagine iida finding her one day almost fainting and after asking if he could help, he just offers her arm to her, it's such a big trust move

but iida's sense of justice is also too big, so i think till they fully develop their relationship a lot would have to be resolved between them

[imperial-topaz2003]

Fenrisprime ranks SWTOR Romances: Expansion Edition

So, I'm still doing a massive overhaul to my legacy which is..slow, fo I figured I'd pick up on ranking this game's romances. First one here, in case you haven't seen it yet. Quick FYI, Major Anri, Arn, or Rass just yet, because they don't seem to have actual romances atm. I wanna give them a little bit more time to flesh out before I do that. I also won't be vanilla romance options who have interactions in the expansions, since everything I said in the first post still applies. However, I will be doing Vanilla companions who are made romanceable in the expansions. Now, let's get into it!

6. Koth Vortena

I bet some of you didn't even know he can be romanced. I'll be honest, I don't hate Koth. Though he comes close, he's not the most obnoxious companion in the game, and I do like the fact that he calls you out on your bullshit if you're too much of a Dark Sided asshole. On the other hand, he doesn't really show any sort of growth. Like, he could've had a really interesting arc about realizing how terrible of a person Valkorion truly is, but nope.

And that's roughly how I feel about his romance. Not terrible, but pretty lackluster. Mainly because BioWare doesn't really have anything to do with him since KOTXX ended. So, he just kinda sits there collecting dust. If he was on the original list, he'd probably tie with Corso.

So, that's probably not a surprise, but the next one might be a bit of a shocker...

5. Arcann

Okay, I like the idea of being able to romance Arcann in theory. An enemies to friends to lovers pairing is honestly something I have a soft spot for when it's done right. Unfortunately, Arcaan has mixed results for me.

First, it comes off way too sudden. It's like it just sidesteps the 'friends' part and heads straight to the romance. And the confession itself...to me, it just reads like a bad fanfiction. Also, Arcann has stabbed the Outlander, put their friends in mortal danger, and blew up so many worlds, I don't think many would be rushing to make him their boyfriend, unless they're very forgiving or straight up masochistic.

TL:DR, the Arcann Romance idea is great on paper, but definitely needed more work done on it.

4. Khem Val

When I first found out Khem was a love interest in Jedi Under Siege, I literally laughed out loud irl. Like, there are moments in this game that made me chuckle, but this actually had me on the floor.

Like, c'mon, the audacity to make Khem a romance is just downright hilarious. I'll admit, it is somewhat heartwarming. I mean, just because he's a big scary monster doesn't mean he doesn't deserve love and affection, but still. This is roughly how I feel about DS Jaesa's romance. Not something I'd do in earnest, but still pretty damn funny.

3. Jaesa Willsaam (Light Side)

Yeah, this one's pretty great. Unlike her DS counterpart, this one actually feels earned. You can't romance her in the base game, and I actually really like that. It helps you two form a really strong bond together, and it all comes to play when she realizes she has feelings for you, which ignites into a full fledged romance, should you go that route. I also LOVE her confession scene. The VA did an amazing job and you can really feel the passion in her voice as she tears up. NGL, this one gets me a bit emotional at times.

2. Lana Beniko

You know her, you love her, it's Lana Beniko. What is there to say? Lana's a loyal and dedicated woman, regardless of whether or not you romance her. She's calm, collected, and willing to work with whoever need be when it comes to getting the job done, but she also isn't a doormat and can be cunning and pragmatic when the time calls for it. She's great! I personally like romancing her as a Jedi or other Republic class. I love seeing two people from opposing sides set aside their difference and eventually develop romantic interest.

Lastly, we have... 1. Theron Shan

Alright, this might be my bias talking, but I absolutely adore Theron Shan.

He's just this very laid back, chill dude oozing with charisma and affection. And personally, I think he fits just about any class when it comes to romance. Granted, that kinda does depend on your personality, I don't think he'd romance anyone's who's too dark or too light, but with enough tweaks, he could theoretically fit just about every class in the game. Don't have much else to say, so I'll leave things about that.

Again, let me know what you guys think. If you disagree, reblog/comment how you would rank them. P.S. I didn't include Nadia, even though you can romance her for the first time as a female consular in the expansions, but that's because my opinions from the original list remain. Tho if you really wanna romance her, the expansion is probably the best time to do it.

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Ooh another chapter! Let's go babes!

Oh come on Tara, as if you wouldn't like a sponge bath from R. Now don't be grumpy and just admit it.

Lol, non fun pasta 😂 If pasta doesn't make fun then it doesn't even get to call itself pasta!

Being in the hospital sucks a lot but an angry Tara really is so adorable. That small bean trying to be all intimidating while confined to a bed 😂

Tara! You are in a hospital! You need to recover, sex isnt helping you with that! Or is it🫣

Sam 😂 She really has the perfect timing. Poor R can never catch a break with the infinite high sex drive of Tara

I really like Sam. Especially her banter with Tara. I definitely wanna see more of that, please and thank you.

YOU KNOW WHY THE SHERIFF DOESNT HAVE ANY SUSPECTS?? CAUSE IT'S HER! THATS WHY! SHES COVERING FOR HERSELF. Why would she come in 3 days in a row?? To see if Tara and R know something! (Or I'm just completely crazy and Judy is just a nice lady who cares about Wes friends) Nah, she's Ghostface.

Hmm. Why ask over and over again what happened? TO SEE IF TARA FIGURED IT OUT.

Okay, Tara obviously doesn't deserve getting stabbed but I LOVE grumpy Tara so much. She is hilarious 😂 Her remarks and sarcastic attitude is truly the best.

FUCK YES SAM DROPPED RICHIES SORRY STINKY ASS. FUCKING FINALLY! BYE LAME ASS MAN CHILD

Sam is right. It's admirable that Rs dad is doing everything he can to protect her but in the end none of his plans worked. I feel like Sam would take no shit from Ghostface and shoot that fucker right in the face. She's the better option to live with.

Welp. Not surprised that Dad didn't agree. But it's a good compromise, the best option there is if both parties want their family close.

Moody Tara is the best Tara. Well protective and dominant Tara is also pretty hot...

No strenuous activity? Oh Tara won't like that... Sex is her life source.

Aw, Sam is incredible. I love her. We stan Sam in this house. Cooking something more healthy isn't bad for you, Tara. (I keep telling myself that daily)

Omg, Tara is all pouty because the parents like Sam more 😂 Could it be any more endearing?? It really is very cute but Tara, if you keep fighting Sam I WILL come for you!

Lol "you've been running it all day" GO tell her, R! Love that.

See, Tara is a sex addict. Lack of pussy is hurting more than a stab wound. Lowkey relatable ngl...

I really do love their hot and heavy make outs and sex sessions but nothing beats a romantic and intimate experience.

It is impossible to resist Tara. Even if I was bleeding out I'd let her ravish me...

Yes invite the Scooby Gang! Please more of them.

Don't worry girls, Judy will get caught soon 😉

My fave little reviewer is back ☺️

Thank you babe! I agree pouty/moody Tara is supreme… but be nicer to your sister bby girl!

[grellestie]

ive been playing a shit ton of darkest dungeon lately and here's my opinion on which black butler characters would be which class!!

darkest dungeon is really cool btw!! it kind of has the same elements of black butler (fucked up protag, supernatural creatures, mental health being explored in a neat way, and the running theme of everyone being the absolute worst besides like two or three people!). i really recommend it if you love sadistic video games with eldritch horrors!!

under da tag bc i dont shut up

ciel: ngl. he's the one that gets fucked over by the ancestor and has to build teams to kill eldritch horrors. which is what i thought at first

but...

after thinking, he should be houndmaster and instead of a dog, it's just sebastian, pouting. /j

sebastian: BUT SERIOUSLY- for sebby, i'd like to think maaaybe occultist? there really isn't any classes close to a demon so someone who can summon eldritch horrors to fight other eldritch horrors seems like it'd make sense.

mey rin: musketeer. obvi. she go pew pew!! and also has the WORST ACCURACY IN THE WORLD- (this is personal salt, let me live. been so close to having party wipes)

bard: honestly. highwayman. he has one(1) attack that could count as an explosive. also they kinda have the same haircut!! i think it fits also theres no real explosives in the base game sadly. UNLESS you wanna talk enemies- then there's brigand vvulf who blows things the fuck up because he can! i think that fits him too! kind of!! since brigand is kind of a massive asshole.

finny: OH GOD,,, i had a toughie with this one buuuut- im probably going to go with bounty hunter or leper because of finny's SHEER strength. he's just busted man and you can beat the entire game with leper sooooo yeah! the mean part of me wanted to say abomination but again, thats mean but it's extremely wild to me that they pretty much have the same Tragic Backstory of experimented on for the lols and now just have to deal with it. at least finny got the better end of the stick! poor abomination...

now the reapers! (in order of appearance)

grelle: hellion! she is the biggest girlboss in the game so ofc she'd fit grelle, come on now. the hellion class is extremely broken powerful and puts out an insane amount of damage! a part of me wants to argue grave robber but it doesn't have a lot of flashy and powerful moves- this is mainly considering grelle is the 3rd strongest character in the series iirc.

william: OH ANOTHER HARD ONE- but i think he'd fit being a shieldbreaker! it's a bit of a stretch but hear me out- it's mainly the weapon and it's capabilities that would make william fit the class the most!! also her defensive end seeing as william being pretty good at Not Getting His Shit Wrecked or at least as badly (book of circus is def something i needa rewatch)

undertaker: oh this bitch. i'm probably going to go with the prophet boss! the prophet defied the ancestor by speaking facts and wouldn't die no matter what the ancestor did, kind of like how taker is with the dispatch. also the fact they're both blind but hit like a fucking truck fits!!

ronald: my BOY! now HE'D be grave robber!! he's not really too strong and kinda squishy but can still be formidable if not taken seriously. also the mental image of him hitting an undead with a pickaxe to the face is funny to me-

eric: either highwayman or man-at-arms! both classes are good at taking out a lot of enemies at once and eric is pretty good at killing people <3

alan: OUGH another hard one- i think character wise (more than attack wise), he'd def fit the leper. the leper goes through it and so does alan yet they still kick ass and get the job done!

othello: this dummy! i think antiquarian would fit! antiquarians are support heroes 100% and then they hit like a truck...! a toy truck...! a toy truck that's a stuffie...! unless you get a hit off with "nervous stab" but it's not really all that worth it. OH and the move "protect me" that's pretty much the same as othello using grelle as a meat shield fits.

[justsumtransdude2000]

Honestly need more evil girls in love. Love the idea that all Rita's friends think she's delusional and in a abusive relationship (which it kind of is, ngl, but their both physco and gay and kinda like it and the abuse is mutual), and she's just not. Like, no, you guys don't understand her like I do, but they actually don't understand her how Rita does. And every time they have a convo about it it goes the same. Rita has to be all like; yeah, she stabbed me twice and only took me to the hospital once, but usually the victims don't survive the first and I know for a fact she's never called the ambulance for anyone, so she is very much in love with me and that's how I know - no, Clariese, I'm not delusional she's just psychotic and I find it rather hot gaddamnit. You don't understand - yes, Yasmine, it actually is because she's a girl, because if a man did that to me I'd be calling 911 on him, but boys just aren't as hot when they let you bleed out!

And like, professors know and have tried to stop it mostly because they're tired of being awoken in the middle of the night because Bellatrix threw one too many fire hex and Rita didn't dodge in time and now the halls are ricocheting with her wails, but they go back to each other like bees to honey, and it's just been accepted that they can't be stopped.

Also, disclaimer, but ik this is toxic, and bad, and don't think this should be recreated in real life (if this is happening to you, please seek help/call a hotline/reach out to a friend, no her being a girl doesn't mean she can't be abusive and this is absolutely bad and not your fault and shouldn't have happened), but this dynamic in fanfic/fandom??? Fucking scrumptious.

her evil manipulative demeanour and the way she stabbed me in the stomach with this knife have really made me wanna kiss her idk

[morsobaby]

For your ship thing, how about:

Beloterra (as in belos X terra, I think it's got potential)

Squirrelcrow (Squirreltail X Crowfeather)

Whitestorm X Tigerclaw

Also Jayce X Vic Vs Jayce X Mel?

Beloterra ??/10 uh well I had to mull over this one for a bit ngl. I've looked into it a bit. There was one post that explained and elaborated really well on why they'd make a good pair and it was good! But Belos hates witches. Regardless of how much they may have a good connection with him. But now, if we ignore that part.. Honestly I really have a hard time imagining Belos in any romance? Also Ironically despite being an actual White cracker™ who probably comes from the age that sees homosexuality as a mental illness, I cannot see him liking women lmao. Take this lightheartedly please. But in more seriousness, to me, Belos as a character truly shines in other relationship dynamics. Familial, authorial, antagonistic and so on. There's much more interesting stuff to be done with him and his personal relationships and I just can't really imagine the kind of person in the show that he'd fall for. Ngl I'd probably be annoyed if they gave him a romance in the show (obv. Depends alot on how it's done but Idk). This isn't me going "Bad guys don't get to have romance u_u" at all, this is just me saying I'm not sure how I'd vibe with shipping culture™ + Belos.

But I must admit, I think unrequited romances would be kinda fascinating for him. Either in the case that someone likes him and he doesn't like him back, or the other way around. Just something.. Complicated, ykno?

Anyway, despite that, I definitely accept this ship into my house 👍

Squirrelcrow 5/10 (I think you meant Squirrelflight? Bc I can't really think of who the other one there would be otherwise. Correct me if I'm wrong ofc). Nah. Don't see the appeal. I get that people make the argument that she and Crow coulda played off each other much nicer and had an interesting relationship, also minus the age gap Squilf has to Bramble, which is Def a plus. But meh. I'm not feeling it at all. I see your argument and I can respect it but I don't care about this ship at all. I really really don't think Crowfeather would be much better of a boyfriend than Brambly. Not as bad probably! But not good enough in my eyes. I think either someone else entirely or just. Let her be single and heal. With her friends and family. Please. I don't feel super strongly about this in the negative way either tbh but I definitely don't care for it at all. I ignore it.

Whitetiger 8/10 yes. Nods. I'm not like Uber invested in this ship but I definitely think it's a good one, especially considering what other ships Tigerclaw has in the Fandom.. *side eyes them in mild discomfort*. Anyway. I'm not sure if I have much to comment? I think it's cool how people noticed these two as an item bc before being introduced to the ship I wasn't aware they basically grew up together?? That's dope! I love their sort of. Relationship development I guess? At least as much as the fans have expanded upon it

Jayce x Vic vs Jayce x Mel - okay so. I think I've touched upon this briefly when I mentioned my aro(spec) hcs, and Mel was on it. I don't wanna say I dislike Mel and Jayce's relationship but it's really bland fr. It's painfully obvious how this is just "Man like woman, obviously!". Like Idk if it was just me but right up until they boned i was 90% convinced she'd turn out to be a twist villain or stab him in the back or just, like have some. Suspicious things going on. Her interest and interactions with Jayce were not romantic at all imo, if anything I'd probably have to say it just seemed like pure lust. Which, good for them I guess, that's valid too. But you get what I mean?? There were no sparks. They sure had A dynamic, but not a romantically coded one. To me at least.

With that said I'm not gonna protest the fact that they're together, even though I'm just facepalming at it. I'll just let it exist since clearly that's how they wanna tell this story and apparently one gay couple is their maximum quota for this show (looks at Vi and Cait). However, Jayce and Viktor have an infinitely more interesting dynamic and a much more genuine feeling relationship. They actually seem to have a connection and care for each other as people, to an extent I don't see with Mel. To me it felt like she was more interested in Jayce for his inventions. I honestly do with it woulda been Jayce and Viktor, and not just bc "Gay uwu" but genuinely bc it would be very engaging to explore their relationship develop. Ofc, relationships don't need to be romantic to be engaging. But just, with Jayce being a poster boy of the upper class and Viktor rising up from the dumps, it would create interesting conflict for them! Explore that please! It was so cool seeing them work together bc they play off of each other so well! And they were given actual bonding moments!!!!

I'll just say. They both exist to me, in my heart. The way I see it, Jayce and Mel are queerplatonic and Viktor has Feelings™ for Jayce, who is probably a little suppressed about his own feelings for him. Ofc it does clearly seem that he cares for Mel as well. I don't feel annoyed enough to gloss over that. But to me this is how it works and I'll be fine if they explore Viktor and Jayce's relationship in a meaningful way later on.

Also I'm not hating on Mel btw. Tbh I kinda wish she'd turned out to be a bit more devious, that woulda been interesting to me. I feel like she was only allowed to be interesting towards the end of the season (before that she was honestly just "Hot,,, lady👀👀support Jayce inventions??? She is mysterious and graceful,, in a hot way")

[interestsofabookwormbitch]

Season 1 Episode 13

Ok, just over 3 hours for the last episode of the season. I'm good with that time. Not so good with where we left off though.

I was so excited to start the next episode I forgot to click it....😑

Yo, I like the intro again. Idk, the opening monologues are usually really good at catching my attention. Even when it's already enthralled.

Look, I 100% get where Michael's coming from, and I get what he wants, but I am way too worried about what Noah could do. I'd also much rather Max put his gun down, cause that's just not it. Hmm if only Noah would die while right now

Michael! Baby! Please. And torture is just worse then dying.

Pfff. I didn't think I'd laugh, but Max just shooting the antidote made me fucking snort. It shouldn't have, but it did.

Also, sidenote... how are they gonna explain Noah's disappearance? Like idk, that's gonna look sketchy.

Michael and Max are on such different sides on how they feel about things, and it's why they keep getting into conflicts. Like I've talked on the whole family and belonging thing before I believe. Michael feels he'll belong amongst aliens, Max feels what they've got is all they need, yada yada. It's still upsetting to see.

Ah shit. Michael please don't. We can't have Noah running around. Because see now that we might get that, I know 100% that it's a bad thing.

Aydgsjzyzyhhzgzydy! See BAD FUCKING IDEA! Shit! Fuck!! Ok, Michael will be ok, but this is most certainly a bad thing.

And now Noah's gonna be healed without anyone watching, he's gonna be running around again. This is not good.

Hey Maria. They didn't tell her anything. Ngl, I kinda thought they would

Wait wait wait wait! That necklace! The flower! Powder! Oh shit, that's supposed connect her family to aliens back in time. Yo that's cool!

I was wondering if it's supposed to protect her from them, and my first thought was how I don't think she was wearing it when Noah jumped in her body, then I realized she was when Isobel influenced her, so I thought it didn't work, then I remembered Isobel got sick from that! It does work!

Liz just went through a lot there lmao. She was about ready to jump on Maria/Michael, then learning about Alex and Michael, and now she's here. Both her friends have something with Michael. Lmao

"If we could choose we wouldn't fall at all," um excuse you, I would most certainly choose to fall in love. So sshh. Lol

Of fucking course it was Manes! Does this man do anything that isn't fucking sick and twisted?

Can we go back to Michael though? He's kinda bleeding out right now.

No? Ok, instead we go to this asshole. Great. Dude, they're planning murder right now, aren't they?

Oh shit, I am very uncomfortable with Liz in here alone.

Ah shit. He's here. Ok, well this isn't good

Oh, she has that dust! Theres gonna be more that'll happen, but at least there's this.

Ok, we're back to the house. I'm a little concerned about getting to Michael, but you know what, once Max sees he will be too, so I should just let it play.

Did it work? I mean, duh it has to, I know he's alive and well later on, but I still get worried.

Ok, but why does Noah have like all their powers? I just realized I never asked that. What's special about him.

Ha "I thought you were the smart sister" he says as he gets outsmarted.

Yeah, Michael may not be the best person to have around right now. I love him, but he's not in a good place right now.

Tell her something she doesn't know.

What is she thinking?

Pffff.....

Oh wait. Liz doesn't know this. Kyle! Why didn't you tell her!?

I am not convinced she's fine. I'm fairly sure she got stabbed, and the more she says she's ok, the more sure I am.

Girl! Go to the fucking hospital! You're human, you can go. There'll be questions, but that's not all that important right now.

Ok, while I don't hate that guy dying, Noah gaining strength is something I do hate.

Ok, she called Kyle. That'll work as well.

Fuck off. I knew she wouldn't be good too. It sucks how she can be controlled. I can't wait til we're completely done with Noah for good.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I don't like what is happening. Nope not one bit! I keep remembering the picture! Why is Max see through? I don't like this. I am not okay. I know in my heart if he dies he's coming back (hence, see through. He'll still be around to some capacity) but I cannot deal with it if he dies I cannot I cannot I cannot. Nope nope nope.

Yeah, ok, Kyle's right, Liz should be in the hospital, but I also get her reasoning too. At least she has a doctor though.

He knew. Sorry Liz. Oh, she's just understanding about that. Wow ok. I expected her to be mad he didn't tell her. But I guess I should know better.

Hey Michael's up! Hey buddy, look I love you and Alex, and I love that Alex is here, but imma need you to head out and find Max, because he's not doing so hot rn. Also that is your blood actually.

Alex, any of other fucking time I would love this, but right now, I need you to stop. I am sorry, now is really not the fucking time Max is about to fucking die, and I can't say I'm gonna be okay either.

Look, I'm sympathizing with Alex, I feel bad for him, I'm happy he's talking, but I just... not right now. The timing is horrible. I don't even know if Michael could find the other two, so it's not a great situation we're in, but he's the best chance we've got right now of somehow helping, because Max is currently getting the his insides torn up, Isobel is out of commission. I just need some reassurance. Maybe even, idk, going back there in the show?

Bitch if this keeps up this is gonna be the episode I spoil myself for everything in. It is so tempting. Literally the only reason I have not read wiki is because I'm liveblogging. It is killing me. I am actually dying. Most shows I end Googling everything about after 3 episodes. I never wait and anticipate. Even when I watched the Walking Dead, if we weren't on time with the weeks episode, I'd read the episode description before watching.

Ok back to the show.... I don't want to keep watching. Lmao.

Shit! Ok, so, hey, he knows where to go now! And yeah, tomorrow's a great time Alex. Would have been better, but you know.

Oh, he didn't kill them. Well I mean duh. But why?

Who? The aliens are coming back? Oh shit. Ok, who are our aliens? Why wouldn't they be left here?

Saviour? What is all of that. Yo! They have more powers. Yeah, ok, see I don't mind the idea that aliens were the gods. It's fun to think about.

Yes! Ok, Michael's here! But now, um, well, how do we deal with Noah? Cause he's still powerful.

Where's he going? What are you doing Max? Also, I don't like leaving Michael in there alone either. Um, yeah no. Not a good idea.

Ok, I see what you're doing. He's gonna pull a Pikachu. That makes me nervous. But I mean so does anything. The image cover really just puts me on the edge of my seat. Watch it all be some stupid thing that means nothing and I've been freaking out half the season for nothing.

Um, what happened to Michael. You know, Noah coming out of the cave doesn't make me feel good.

Ophiuchus always annoyed me tbh. It throws off all the zodiac. Throws off the patterns, the even levels of everything. Does it even have masculine or feminine aspects? How about fixed, mutable, or cardinal? Whats it's element; fire, water, air, or earth? It doesn't make sense. And if you give it one of any of these the numbers are thrown off. Ophiuchus sucks. Am I trying to distract myself from my worries? Why yes, yes I am.

Ok, Michael's out, which, we knew, but Isobel is now up! So that could be good.

That's a lot of electricity. Yeah, Max is gonna kill him

Isobel? What are you doing? Oh. She did that to break up with him. Ok, fair I guess. It's her life

Take care of who? The only person I can think of is Rosa, but she's dead, so it can't be her.

Oh Michael's up too, and Noah is dead now. Deserves it. We still have half an episode though... hmm. Setting up for next season?

Yes, 'Murica and it's guns.

Kyle is going a little loopy. He should talk to someone.

'Murica! You think someone's going crazy, and instead of not selling him the gun, you sell it cheaper.

Ok, fall out with Noah now.

Isobel☹

Look, I tend to agree that you focus on what you have and try and make the most of it. And I don't think they should be obsessed with their pasts, but I do think they shouldn't ignore them either. There's stuff to learn, and knowing things about who they are would definitely come in handy.

Also, Max definitely feels off. He's overly celebratory me thinks. I worry what this'll entail.

Ok, hmm, this is unsettling. Also definitely got that power boost from killing... I really hope hat nothing bad comes from it.

Don't worry Liz, that's from way before.

They ate still so cute together though. Like ngl.

Lmao, thirsty girl. Oh, first time sleeping together in the season finale.

Yep, says nothing about you Isobel.

Lmao, I mean fair enough. Yeah, her relationship problems definitely took first place in shitty relationships

Michael..... It's not Alex's fault, but like, yeah, his family history would definitely factor in a lot. Most of the trauma the Michael has suffered is at least in part due to the Manes family. That's a really shitty situation to be in.

Oh, is this Noah's cave?

IT'S FUCKING ROSA!? Well ok, I guess it was Rosa he meant afterall. Fuck me.

Wait, how is she even in there? She's human. Can humans be in there? Apparently. It works on everything. Does this mean she's aware of her surroundings though? You know, since his is a defective pod? Or I guess not since she's dead. So she's gonna come back then right? Like they're not gonna have her body there to leave it at that.

Yeah, um, no, you're not gonna see yours. He is though. Yeah.

It's because the mystery was something that was essentially keeping her alive. It was more you could learn about her, and uncover and all that. It was a new side of her you didn't know, something you usually find only while alive

DID HE JUST FUCKING KILL KYLE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK DUDE? I was not predicting that at all. The fucking image made me focus on Max (which by the way seems to be a fakeout. Unless something happens next season. I can't really see him dying now. Though tbf, Kyle getting shot came out of left field too, so...)

Oh he's not dead. Well that reaction was for nothing then. Damn. Bulletproof vest I'm assuming. Nice idea.

Ok, went for a vest instead of a gun. I actually like that. Though, Kyle, you may want some kind of back up. Hmm, I mean that works too. I am worried though for Kyle's sanity. He's been through it the last couple days.

Yeah, they definitely have to tell Liz. Idc what they think it'll do to her, but she would want to know.

Max, that's not a good idea. And Noah was stronger because he killed. This is not something you can do.

Michael is 100% right right now. Yes, the best situation would be to take some time, bury her, though also tell Liz. We are not gonna try and bring back the dead. Bad Idea.

Max I don't like that look.

And Michael is visiting Maria right now. Dude, why did they have to have Alex talk to Michael like just the day before. If they didn't I wouldn't be feeling conflicted right now. I'd just say let him be. And then what he said to Isobel. Ugh! I think I'm gonna do a wrap up post about the season later.

I hate love triangles, someone always gets hurt. Usually me.

Ok ok ok. I mean its cute.

Oh, he can play again! I wonder how good that feels!

😬 she's not there Liz.

Max! No! I am scared! This could go so so wrong! Ah shit! Max! Consult people!

This with Liz's speech is giving me mood whiplash.

Isobel is practicing other powers. It's working! Yo that'll be so cool!

Ah shit. And this is what I mean about things hurting. Alex just sitting there waiting. See like I said, if this wasn't an issue, I wouldn't be upset. And same would've went the other way too. Idk, waiting is the worst. Like no matter how I feel about a ship, unless the person is an asshole, watching someone just sit and wait makes me hurt. I know I've never actually experienced that, but like, it's the one thing about relationships and relationship woes that I feel intimately familiar with, despite not dating. Maybe it's a past life thing, left a scar on my soul.

Yeah, um Maria's noticed noticed hand. See, this wouldn't be an issue if people let her in on the secret! Like dude, she's the ONLY one who doesn't know.

Isobel! She did it! Nice! Good for her good for her.

Ok, back to Max, this will not end well. Like either somethings gonna be wrong with Rosa when she comes back, or he's gonna be sick/hurt.

Rosa's back! But, and I'm sorry to brush you off girl, Where's MAX!?

Wait is this gonna be why he's see through!? He's not gonna fucking die in like the last minute of the season right? Like that's not gonna happen. They wouldn't do that. I'm right. Right? Nah. He'll be fine, like that be the worst cliffhanger to leave off on for people who first watched this.

Imagine though, seeing your sister after that. How would that feel. How could you feel?

Ah shit! Nononnonononobobinonkifuzgsgsygzgd they didn't nopenopenopenopenopenoepnoepenodp I refuse I do not accept I do not see he is not dead, episode ended earlier. I do not care. Nothing happened Max is fine. He's ok, he's not dead. Nope nope nope nope.

Well shit guys, kinda weird how that episode was just like a minute of nothing at the end, huh? No but seriously he's not gonna stay dead. There's no fucking way. Impossible. If Rosa came back, Max is gonna come back, so you know what, I'm not even that bothered (you know denial is fun. Even so, I doubt Max could stay dead. He's too important to the plot).

Ok, well I finished season 1. This episode took me so long to watch. I kept pausing way too much, but I'm done now, and probably should head off to get ready for my lift today. Expect a post summing up my thought on the season tonight. Maybe the first episode of season 2 also.

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Friendly reminders about The Flash⚡️

Things I had forgotten or little details I just noticed on my rewatch, maybe even Unpopular Opinions 🤭👀

✨Season 4✨

Even though this was honestly one of my least favorite seasons it was pretty interesting to watch and it had some pretty cool, badass and hilarious scenes lmao

Ok but the intro on the first episode was kinda cool

Cisco, wally and Joe working together... we stan 🙌🏼

Also the new star labs tables and tech make it look pretty cool

Samuroid, Kilg%re, Hazard, Amunet Black, T•h•e W•e•e•p•e•r, Black Bison, The Thinker, Bᵣₐᵢₙₛₜₒᵣₘ, 千卂ㄥㄥㄖㄩㄒ, Prank and Trickster Jr., Dwarfstar, m̾e̾l̾t̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾p̾o̾i̾n̾t̾, Null, The folded man

Ramsey Deacon aka Kilg%re

Rebecca Sharpe (Becky) aka Hazard

Ralph Dibny aka the elongated man

T•h•e W•e•e•p•e•r

Mina Chaytan aka Black Bison

Dominic Lance aka Bᵣₐᵢₙₛₜₒᵣₘ

Neil Borman aka 千卂ㄥㄥㄖㄩㄒ

Sylbert Rundine aka Dwarfstar

Izzy Bowen

Matthew Kim aka m̾e̾l̾t̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾p̾o̾i̾n̾t̾

Janet Petty aka Null

Edwin Gauss aka the folded man

Wally can speak Japanese😂

Joe being able to forgive Caitlin after what she did is amazing I love them 🥺

West-Allen kiss count (approximately): 46 😘

Cisco being upset because he was at the "doghouse" in ep2 is hilarious

"Rule number 1, when a girl say it's fine, it's not fine" i- I'd be happy with Cisco as my boyfriend

Gypsy's gorgeous bro 🤩

Ok i'm sorry but that "we are the flash" bothers me

Not Cisco, Barry, and Caitlin playing laser tag... AGAINST KIDS😂💀 And Cisco really went "you have failed this city" I love them (ep3)

Jesse just broke up with Wally... With a…

Breakup cube i-

HARRY IS SO AWKWARD

Joe being lost or done with everything going on around him is hilarious, and he also looked so sad when Cecile asked him to sell the house

Iris and Barry really would've gotten married out of the blue if it hadn't been for Kevin (the lil boy in ep3) LMAOOO

This boy really used cinnamon incense on purpose when the father was allergic to it and just went :) ┐(´ー｀)┌

"no need to shame the little boy" I-

We love Barry defending little kids 🥺

I liked Cisco's shirt in this episode

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

Not Wally leaving 🥺😩

BAHHAHHSXHAHSGHASGAH Joe's reaction when Cecile told him she was pregnant

OMG just realized that in the beginning of ep4 when Cisco and Gypsy are making out on Cisco's bed that… BRO I-

After Cisco asked Gypsy what her real name was she went to the bathroom and he stayed in bed but went to look for something in the little night table… that something was probably a condom… Y'ALL WHAT BAHBSAHBSHAS

Ralph Dibny used to be a dirty cop, I had Completely forgotten about this man

I just noticed that every time that Barry goes into a new room he looks around and i guess he tries to grasp as much information of it as possible and it's kinda cute

I like how Breacher always has a serious face but when Gypsy talks to him he smiles 🥺

CISKY KABDjahdHAHDSH

Also Breacher being Danny Trejo (Machete) from Spy Kids

"Good people don't destroy lives and call it noble"

Gypsy's real name is Cynthia and Breacher's Josh

Girl Night's out was an awesome episode, I mean we got to see the girls working together, Felicity, Drunk Barry and Cecile going #feminism it's just great

Amunet was kinda funny lmao Annoying but funny lol

BAHSHAHHA that scene when they get mugged by the guy that try to mugged Barry in s1 is hilariousss (ep6)

Ok but Black Bison (Mina) was right like why are things that belong to people that are still here in a museum?

Uff istg I hate Marlize sm like she's so manipulative and she just slapped Barry like bro u know ur guilty he's just doing his job ugh, I know she becomes good at the end but still 😤🙄

Harry and Caitlin 🥺

I love how Cisco's powers improved throughout the seasons. Like at the beginning he needed his goggles to vibe and now he just did it without them.

Bro even tho Amunet is evil she really just encouraged Caitlin and let her know that she is amazing for her, not only for killer frost.

I like Iris and Caitlin's friendship

The fact that she decided to go after Caitlin, instead of Barry shows how good of a leader she is

"those white girl dreads came straight from the 90s" BAHSHAHHA I love Cisco

Bro no wth I only saw Dominic for one episode and I already loved him 🥺

UGHHHH He didn't do anything this is not fair it makes me so upset like it was so infuriating to see him go through trial for something he didn't do🥺

Ig that's what he felt like when his dad-

I-

Noooooo

Caitlin holding Iris's hand during trial 🥺

Ralph really protected Joe and prevented him from basically destroying his life by planting fake evidence on Marlize's shoes

Ok but I love 千卂ㄥㄥㄖㄩㄒ's episode because I think it's like the first time that we get to see Killer Frost fighting alongside them 🥺

They really helped Caitlin turn into Killer Frost with... puppies 🥺😂❤️

Bro the amount of people that are in jail for crimes they didn't commit makes me so upset

And the fact that he got the same cell as his dad 🤌🏼😩

"I'm the fastest mop alive" I love how even when he's in prison he's still finds a way to smile or make Iris smile i-

Zoey Clark was James Jesse's girlfriend and Axel Walker's mother.

Ralph's first superhero name was stretchy man

Lexi La Roche was Caitlin's childhood bully

Omg just saw Nora for the first time in s4 ehhh actually probably not the first time since I think she appeared in the crossover but I skipped that episode so oh well 😂

She's so awkward- her Barry is showing lmaoooo

OMG I love this, Cecile just found out she can read minds lmaooo

JOE'S FACE BAHSHHHAHAHA

SHE'S A TELEPATH

BULBASAUR BAHAHAHAHAHA

Big Sir's real name is Dave and i-🥺

BARRY'S A CHEATER ABSHAHAHH he cheated on poker lmaooo

Cecile would definitely be me if I had powers

Harry's actually pretty insecure

Mini Ralph and Mini Cisco are hilarious

I will forever love Big Sir like 🥺

The fact that he did get his happy ending 🥺☺️❤️

Bro I felt so bad when the bus metas were almost free and Devoe took them 🥺

I'm ngl I'd love to get a pep talk from killer frost

OMG THATS WHY HE NEEDED T•h•e W•e•e•p•e•r i never really understood why he needed him but it was to keep Marlize in love

BAHSHAHHA I love Cisco "Ralph I love you but you sleep on a futon" (a damp futon)

AND IRIS "you nasty" JAHSHAHA

Ok but I love Izzy Bowen's energy, she reminds me of Laurel sm

I love how Harry calls Cecile- DA Cecile Horton

The Flash s4:E14 "Subject 9" minute 12:14 - Cisco yelling "Iris" with the voice Crack is the most hilarious thing I've seen today lmaoo

Just realized that the first time we saw Izzy Bowen she was singing Somethin' Bad which was probably foreshadowing what was going to happen with her character

Bro izzy🥺

"AH SON OF A BREACH" BAHSHAHHA

Iris being a speedster is kinda cool and I like that her lightning is purple :)💜⚡️

Cisco just saved Iris 🥺

Poor Cisco, Harry just destroyed his little airplane thingie he was working on because he was looking for his thinking cap that Joe had because Harry was getting addicted to it

And Joe noticed because Harry had the same symptoms as Francine did 🥺

Bro that scene in ep18 where Marlize and Iris are fighting is pretty badass, especially when Iris basically stabs herself to get rid of Marlize or when Joe makes it into the Cortex with the Samuroid's head in a pole lmaooo😂

Ralph and Killer Frost 🥺

I love Snart from Earth-X

Bro no I love Cisco and Gypsy I cried when they broke up 🥺

Amunet's real name is Leslie Jocoy

Diggle throwing up after running with Barry every single time is hilarious😂

I love it when Cecile inhabits other people's minds right when she's about to give birth BAHSHAHHA SHE REALLY IMPERSONATED JOE PERFECTLY

Joe and Cecile baby's name is Jenna Marie West🥺☺️

This house is bitchin' BAHAHAHA I hated this cliffhanger like I loved it bc it wasn't that bad but it was yk?😂