#i’m sure i’ve dropped my phone tho it’s an internal thing idk lmao

[kuiinncedes]

bro i think my phone camera and flashlight r somehow broken lol 😭

[tellywoodtrash]

kwk lb: aamir khan

every time karan calls this dumbass show of his NATIONALLLLLLLLL TELEVISION, i lose 3 years off my life.

uhhhhhhhhhh karan, you're not a millenial either.

god i cringe every time he tries to appropriate 'millenial culture'. ffs, you're like a decade outside the range.

also fomo is not a disorder, gtfo.

aditya chopra sounds like he's living my his best life.

what do these confessions of his have to do with the damn guest?????

lol thugs as a diwali release. aamir and srk switched their festivals this year.

gotta say aamir looks good. pretentious af, but good.

LMAO SACHAAI SEEDHE BAAHAR KI BRO IM JUST HERE FOR PR.

ugh karan hyping thugs ainvayi mein.

yeah you should be nervous about this movie, aamir. it looks like a spectacular trashfire. oh it'll make money, hundreds and hundreds of crores, but looks like a steaming hot heap of absolute trash.

can't believe aamir and srk have stooped to these kinda garbage movies now.

lmao karan not buying that aamir didn’t do dangal just coz he was “appeasing a certain sensibility”.

so basically a straight ripoff of jack sparrow. like, in every single way.

ugh karan stop kissing ass with the “progressive” shit.

yeah the home situation with reena/kiran is nothing new or interesting, pls move on.

ofc his kids want to be in the movies. do any of their kids not?

damn he sounds like a harsh critic. poor junaid.

UGH I DON'T GIVE ONE SINGLE FUCK ABOUT WHAT THESE TWO MEN HAVE TO SAY ABOUT #METOO.

“it's sad that women have had to come out and speak about it to have created this environment.”

YEAH. IT IS. AND WHAT DID YOU DO ABOUT IT, ASSHOLES? you knew this shit was happening. you always knew. and you did shit. and now for you to sit here and talk about it and gain cool progressive ally points, literally fuck outta here.

forget that song, dil as a movie itself is a misogynist fucking nightmare. he almost rapes her, and then at the last minute doesn't, AND SHE FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIM. FOR NOT RAPING HER. LIKE....................

uh huh “SHOCKED” i’m sure.

that it came out. not that it happened.

omfg this conversation is everything i hate about this topic. WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE PREY ON YOU? YOU'RE AT THE FUCKING TOP OF TOTEM POLE. HOW THE HELL CAN YOU THINK, AFTER HEARING ACCOUNTS ABOUT SOMEONE, THAT OH HE DIDN'T BEHAVE THAT WAY WITH ME, SO HE ISN'T A PREDATOR? it's like saying oh charles manson didn't murder ME, so he's not a murderer. chutiyaaaa hai kya?

aaaaaaaaaaaaand he's walking away with the credit for “taking action”. amaze. 

and karan and his fucking tone-deafness. jfc what kinda delusion. what it must be like to live life as a privileged man with immense power.

please you fuckers are sleeping well at night no matter what. give me a break.

i'm feeling veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy stabbyyyyyy right now after this fuckall performative garbage of a “segment”.

great sycophantry (that’s a word right?) towards bachchan now. ugh.

yeah bachchan does seem to have that sanki uncle persona, where if he calls, you’re like shit i’ve fucked up. esp. with his saltyass tweets on how no one will return his bday sms's/tweets or some shit. like get over it, grandpa.

ok aamir's pre-release “disorder” sounds like a right fucking nightmare.

blah blah blah is there any juicy goss this ep (that hasn't already been outed in the promos/previews) or should i stop watching already?

karan, if someone is playing THAT hard to get, then you should take the hint that they DON'T WANT to come. 

strong fraternity feeling uh huh. not at all a PR photo op.

yeah of course you and your mid-life crisis don't see any difference between you+srk/ranveer+ranbir

HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU PLUG THE DAMN MOVIE KARAN. WE FUCKING GET IT. THUGS IS RELEASING THIS WEEK. LORD.

ugh this phone game sounds dumb af. it's like the phone a friend in kbc, except utterly pointless.

sorry too much second-hand embarrassment at the prospect of this only. fwding.

koffee shots - aka we couldn't find anyone to come with you in this episode coz no one likes you/tumhara ego kuch zyaada hi bada hai, toh karan has to play the game with you. it’s this show’s version of taking a cousin to prom.

why did they pair katrina with varun next week tho? so random. she could have come in this ep with aamir?

what are these shots of though? like what are they drinking?

lmao aamir laughing at karan's sex injury.

exactly who’s surprised that aamir’s cheated?

sexy intern??????????????? jfc karan.

y’all are grownass men, why the fuck are you still getting hickeys in places ppl can see them jfc.

yeah no one needed to know the shower bs.

of course karan regifts. we already knew from the last ep.

oh ho, malaika's dropped the khan finally.

and karan's indicating she's gonna switch it up for a kapoor. hmmmmmmm.

gotta say she looks amazing. lord may my mallu genes be as potent as hers and lead me to age this well.

aamir rating himself

he seems like a bit of a troll himself, which is why he doesn’t take them seriously. 

ew he smokes a pipe, how pretentious.

i am karannnn: “that was witty?????”

food/sex? “apne ko toh dono chahiye.”

don’t we all, but that was not the question.

god bachchan forced him to join twitter. sach mein he’s one unbearable sanki buddha. 

ugh these answers are so laaaaaaaaame.

HE'S NOT PICKINGGGGGGGG ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HE'S SO ANNOYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WITH HIS AINVAYI KA DIPLOMACY

welll done my asssssss. aise hi channe ki jhaad pe chadha rahi hai.

of course karan's an insta-stalker. why's this surprising to anyone?

“i love being followed.” godddddd.

lmao i suspect aamir's laughing coz he knows karan can never give up gossip. ever.

lol shopping ki bhi beizzattti.

awkwardness with katrina impending after that answer.

LMAO LIKE KARAN JOHAR'S EVER BEEN ON THE MUMBAI LOCAL.

real best friend: aditya chopra. hmmmm.  

but does it even count when you're cousins????

sexiest actor: john abraham

lolololol who even cares about HIM anymore???

how can the feeling that someone NEEDS you be... good?

(that too coming from the man who wrote “main kissi ki zaroorat nahi, kwahish banna chahti hoon.”)

WHAT THE FUCK HE PICKED KAREENA OVER TWINKLE

lol he’s prolly changing it to kareena coz she’s in takht and he has to kiss ass to get it done.

idk i feel shakun batra's the most promising outta the three? makes appropriately commercial movies, but pleasantly subversive ones. also gets good performances outta his actors. i think the choice was pretty clear.

FUCKING PICKKKKKKKKKKKKK ONE OF THEM, KARAN YOU ASSHOLE. THIS IS BULLLLLLLLLSHITTTTTTTTT.

LOL AAMIR'S GLEE AT HIS INABILITY TO PICK. 

pft ainvayi mein de diya isko hamper, ofc karan wouldn't take it on his own show. also that bhai answer was lame as fuck.

lmao karan is being salty.

ouff abhi bhi 10 min baaki hai quiz waali bakchodi ke liye.

“i'm not known for my speed.” ... good for kiran, i guess. snort.

“i'm not known for my information.” oh pls karan.

LAY OFF ALIA YOU PERV SHE'S WAY TOO YOUNG FOR YOU UGH THERE'S MANY OTHER AGE APPROPRIATE ACTRESSES

pffffffft the dumbass pet peeves list. hattt yahaan se, hypocrite.

how are some of these answers “correct”???? like, asking him his preferences? how is there a “correct” answer to those? 

snort aamir trying to psych karan out.

lolllllllllllll aamir's confusion at the concept/existence of a mochaccino.

why do these grownass men not know their warm colours?

THREE THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR HAND PE THARAK KI TARAF KYUN JAATA HAI TUM LOGON KA DIMAAG

HOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SONGS COME THE FUCKKKKKKK ONNNNNNNNN OMG YOU’RE A BLIGHT ON THE NAME OF BOLLYWOOD

wow he picked resul pookutty over bhanu athaiya? surprising.

khud ke show par hi prize le gaya. pft.

some more thugs plugging, blearghhhhhhhhh.

next week looks more fun. lol @ varun and his always wanting to pee. he did that during the FC interview with anupama chopra/anushka too.

lmao sab ko shaadi kab ho rahi hai question. i love varun.

[sleepingdoyoungie]

Spirits - Lee Hoseok

Author: restinghobi

Pairing: Wonho x Reader (female)

Warnings: demon!au, Incubus!au, comedy, horror, sexual content, oral (female recieving), edging, thigh riding (i mean have you took a look at wonho's thighs? They're D I V I N E. Ok i'll stop lol), praising kink, foreplay (bc wonho likes to tease A LOT), lowkey overstimulation?, nicknames (such as babygirl,baby,princess), aftercare (we all need that good ol' aftercare by this GOD *cough cough* sorry uh Demon)

Word count: 2.9k (I REALLY TRIED TO CONTAIN MYSELF WITH THE DETAILS OMFG)

A/N: This is so long :') Lord please forgive me my sins. I admit that i've sinned. I'm deeply sorry.

MASTERLIST

It was a normal Friday night and you were with one of your friends at home. They decided to bring one of those Witch boards.

"And why did you bring this again?", You asked them. 

"Because your house always had this spooky vibe and that is the perfect place to do something like this.", They mumbled.

"You're insane...", You answered. But you insisted and you set everything up, lit up candles and darkened the room.

You both put a finger on the planchette. 

"If anyone is out there please talk to us.", Your Friend spoke loudly. The planchette began to move and you tried to remember the letters that spelled out a sentence.

W H A T D O Y O U W A N T .

"Rude. We are just trying to contact our wigs you know? They've been missing for a while.", You spoke and your friend started to laugh but stopped when the candles were like blowed out.

You sighed and went to light the again.

"That is so rude of that spirit to just blow out the candles while we're trying to contact our wigs...", You said loudly.

You sat down yet again to the board, while your friend was terrified to death.

"What's wrong? Do you actually think that spirit or dead soul whatever kinda thing will hurt us? I think this is all really psychological and is completely messing your brain up.", You said and your friend nodded. You took them in your arms to confort them. You furrowed an eyebrow as the planchette began to move on its own.

W E ' L L S E E I F I ' M R E A L O R N O T B A B Y G I R L .

"What the...", Your Friend said.

"Why would it say babygirl? Come one let's get out of here.", Now you were a little scared too. You both leave your room and go downstairs.

You heard a dull thump which sounded like something heavy dropped on your bed.

"Go i'll go look what's going on up there.", You told your friend. You quickly got to the kitchen and grabbed a knife. You carefully walked up the stairs and slowly opened the door to your bedroom. You saw a male figure sitting there.

"Oh nice the spirit managed to come out of the board! Yay!", you said sarcastically.

"Why do you have a knife in your hand?", He asked. 

"Oh yea you know I just wanted to make sure no one broke into my house so you know.. but I actually wanted to kill you...", You said, well it slipped more out because of how nervous you were. 

"Ah okay.. I smell that you're nervous.. Relax Babygirl.", he smirked. 

"What do you mean "Babygirl"? Always these stereotypes damn I don't wanna be called a 'babygirl' like I mean do I look like a baby to you? Like, what the heck do male creatures even think while calling their girlfriend 'babygirl'? It doesn't makes sense to me to be honest.", You said.

"Okay can you please stop ruining my purpose? Thanks.", he said.

"Who said- anyway, who or what are you?", You asked.

"Well finally- Umm i'm an Incubus..", he said.

"Ah okay a Demon that is screws people while they're sleeping okay I got it.. So um what do you do when they get pregnant? Like do you go to your sucubus girl and then screw her? And then have Demon babies with her? Okay sorry I read too much on the internet...", You said.

"Uh.. Haha you were right with the first part was right but the second part? I don't really think so..", He said.

"Ah okay... And why exactly again are you here now?", You asked, curiosity laced your voice.

"You summoned me.. even though I never came through a board though.", He said shrugging.

You talked for the rest of the night and you totally forgot about your friend. The man told you his name and after that he said that he had to leave.

"Can I contact you again?", You asked. He nodded but then opened his mouth to say something.

"You can try. I don't know if it will work tho.", He mentioned. He stood up and walked to the board, the closer he came to it, the more his sillouette (idk if that's a word lmao) had faded. You smiled and put away the stuff. You checked your phone to see messages from your friend. They wrote that they took an Uber home and that they arrived home safely. They also said that they, if you were sucked up by the spirit that you would protect them. Lol.

A couple days had past since you first talked to the Demon Wonho. You thought over the time you talked to him, would it be a very vivid dream? You weren't sure but you definitely wanted to talk to him again since he didn't seen like a normal Incubus. He really didn't seem like a lust controlled demon that sucked literally all sexual energy out of you. After work, you got home again. 

You made yourself a meal and stepped up to your bedroom. You got out the board and candles again. You lit up the candles you used last time with your friend. You took a deep breath and started to ask the board: "Wonho? Are you there?",

You let go of the planchette and waited a little until it moved it self.

Y E S .

"Where are you?", you asked. You closed your eyes and you heard a thump next to you. You opened your eyes again and looked to the source of the Sound. Next to you sat Wonho, almost at the same place he sat last time as he came over.

"Hello Wonho.", You said as you continued eating your Food.

"Hey, how have you been?", he said as he snuggled into your shoulder.

"Stressed, but other than that i've been alright.", You replied. Your eyes met for a short second, but then Wonho looked away. You started blushing, you internally hoped that he didn't see it. He stole a quick glance at you, and started smiling.

You brought your plate from the Food down to kitchen. You took a deep breath and got back up into your room, where Wonho was still sitting on your bed. The sun peeked through the blinds.

"I have to show you something...", Wonho said.

"What?", you asked.

He took your hand and wrapped it around his wrist.

"Hold it in the light.", he says. You held his hand in the sunlight that peeked through the window.

You saw that his hand started to disappear so you let go of his wrist to cover up that last sunlight that peeked through the window.

"Why did your hand dissapear?", you asked while sitting on your bed, yet again.

"It's because I'm weak... I have no power whatsoever.", he says, while looking into your eyes.

You thought about it. Would it be a sin to give him the power he needs? Would it affect your personal life?

But then you made a decision.

"What if I give you the power you need?", You blurted out.

Wonho looked at you in a shock for a short while.

"W-What did you say?", Wonho asked to make sure you weren't out of your mind.

"I asked if what if I give you the power you need. To feed your desire.", You said confidently.

"W-Would you really do that?", Wonho stutters. You looked into his eyes and nodded.

"Yes.", you said. He wanted to pounce on you right away but he hesitated.

"Y/N I think you need to think about it again.. I don't think this is something you would agree to just like this. You should really think about it.", Wonho says and strokes your cheek with his thumb. You felt your heartbeat increase and it wouldn't slow down.

"I'll get going then... I'll see you the next time you call me, Y/N.", Wonho said and again, he dissapeared through the board. You let yourself fall on your bed. You touched your cheek where Wonho stroked it. You felt your skin shiver a bit at the thought of him touching you.

You took your phone in your hand to check the time. It was already late so you just decided to got to sleep but before that, you went downstairs into the Kitchen to get yourself a glass of water. You heard light footsteps coming near you.

"Hello?", you called. You heard as if somebody was running towards you. You were suddenly pushed against the wall and then the Demon revealed itself; it was Wonho of course. You smiled a bit and found yourself in a kiss in less than five seconds.

He cupped your face to deepen the kiss. His hands roamed to your waist and gave it a light squeeze. Now his hands wandered under your shirt, pulling it up a little. A whimper escaped from your lips while your skin was covered in a chill. You felt your heat in between your legs getting wetter by every second he kissed you. He started to go rougher, as he pushed his tounge through your plushed lips. Wonho broke the kiss as he looked into your eyes.

"I think you thought enough about it and I did too.", he said as he tucked at the hem of your shirt.

"Can I?", he asked, reffering to your shirt. You simply nodded and Wonho pulled it over your head. Your lips reattached to his and his hands moved under your thighs to pick you up. He smirked a little and yet attached his hands with your ass. He gave it a good squeeze and started walking upstairs. His lips left yours, to see the stairs.

Your lips attached to his neck, kissing and biting, creating purple bruises. Your arms wrapped tighter around his neck to hold onto him. You two slowly arrive at your room. Wonho pushes the door open, straight walking to the bed. He pushes you down onto the bed, kissing your neck as light whimpers escape your mouth. His hands roamed around your torso, down to the hem of your shirt. As his hands touched your burning skin, a shiver ran down your spine. He pulled the shirt over your head, revealing your bra. He took in your scent and you could see his eyes flicker a little bit.

His lips wandered down to your breasts, kissing them lightly. You sat up to open your bra and threw it somewhere in your room. You felt the arousal that pooled in your tummy increase. His lips moved to your already hardened bud. His tounge moved around it, making you moan. He moved to the other nipple, making sure to give it the same attention as the other. You felt your thighs clench together, as heat rushed through your whole body. He left a trail of hickies from your breasts, down your tummy and on your thighs. He slowly pulled off your panties, then he kissed everywhere exept for where you needed it the most.

"W-Wonho please stop teasing..", You pleaded. A smirk formed on his face.

"As you wish princess..", He replied, twirling his tounge around your clit. You let out a shaky moan. He used his hand to hold you down. Two of his fingers were alredy buried inside of you, thrusting in and out of you slowly as you let out a moan here and then.

"You taste so good, babygirl..", Wonho says as he was about to finish. Your breath start to get heavy as he started to pleasure you again.

He looked at your reactions here and then, praising you, and edging you the whole time.

Before you were about to cum, he pulled away again, which was the forth time now.

"Wonho... Please let me cum.. I need it..", you plead as he still didn't let you cum.

"Beg for it baby.", He says and has his tounge on you again.

"P-Please.. Wonho, please let me cum~ I need it so bad.. I'll be good for you, please.", Wonho smirked.

"Call me daddy, baby. I need to hear it out of your sweet little mouth.", He said and you were on the verge of tears because you wanted to cum so bad.

"Baby, let me hear it.", He said.

"Baby, let me hear it.", He said.

"D-Daddy please~ let me cum.. I need to please, i need you buried inside me, going slow and deep please~", You begged.

"Hm.", He hummed, almost sending you over the edge. His tounge was pressed harder on your clit, just moving ever so slightly. You let out short breaths, that soon turned into sweet moans. His last lick along your slit, sent you over the edge, making you cum. He cleaned you up, and kissed you.

"You did so good, baby", He praised you, while massaging your thighs a little bit.

"Now baby, i want you to try something else..", He says and lifts you up, and sits you on his thigh.

"Try to pleasure yourself on me, princess.", His hands gripped your hips, and guided you.

Your sensetive clit moved on the fabric of his jeans, letting you escape moans. Your hands held onto his shoulders for support.

"You ride my thigh so good, i'd like to imagine you riding my dick, princess.", He said and moved your hips a little faster. You couldn't really answer, the only sound that left your mouth were moans, that would soon be replaced by little cries because of the overstimulation. You were soon going to cum again, and you let Wonho know by not purposely intensifying your moans.

"I know you're close,now cum baby.", With that, your thighs started to shake and you orgasmed the second time.

"I ruined your pants... I'm sorry.", You said and pouted.

"It's okay, they're going to come off anyway now.", He winked. He pulled off his shirt, revealing his toned abs. He opened the belt of his pants, and pulled the pants down painfully slow.

You could see his bulge in his boxers, and that was where you got excited.

He pulled off his boxers too, letting his boner spring free.

"Do you have condoms?", He asked. You nodded and pointed at your counter next to your bed.

He opened the counter and pulled out a silver package. He ripped it open with his teeth and pulled it over his length. He climed on top of you and placed himself at your entrance. He placed your legs around his waist.

"Are you ready?", He asked. You nodded.

He started to slowly thrust into you, later on going deeper and deeper, your sweet moans intensify.

"You're so tight baby.. You feel so good wrapped around my cock...", Wonho groans. His hands intertwine with yours and layed them next to your head.

His thrusts get sloppier and that was when you reached your climax. He continues to thrust into you, finishing shortly after that. He pulls out of you, throwing the condom in the trash bin.

He gets to the bathroom, to get a washing cloth and wet it. He gets back to your room and starts to clean you up.

"I've imagined this since the first time you summoned me through that board.", Wonho said, chuckling. You smiled at him. As he finished, he quickly got a glass of water for you from downstairs and a pain killer.

"Here drink this, so you won't have any pain and remember to stay hydrated at all times okay Y/N?", You just nodded and drank and took the pain killer.

He took the glass and put it on the little table next to your bed. He soon wrapped himself into the sheets next to you and wrapped his arms around your waist.

"Will you leave?", You ask him.

"No... At least not yet.", He replies while giving a kiss onto your shoulder. You smiled and cuddled yourself into him. You soon found yourself falling asleep, even though you didn't want this night to end.