#i’m still laughing

[bbluxart]

Omfg I’m sorry for the atrocious spam but I JUST REALIZED I CAN DOWNLOAD MY REELS LMFAOOOO

Anyway I added music and made myself laugh 💀

[veephoenix]

Shoutout to whoever lives in that flat for having a cardboard cutout of shirtless Sebastian Stan on the balcony 🤭

[bleachbleachbleach]

So I’m moving soon and since parking at my new place is complicated, I have to apply for a residential street parking permit from the city. And this process has been much more difficult than I would like and involved uploading a bunch of documents.

After submitting everything, I got an email from the permit office rejecting my application because I had failed to “provide a valid drivers license.” A license that I had painstakingly scanned in and cropped so that it was straight and looked nice. I was upset because what do you mean my license isn’t valid???

So I went to the application portal to look at the file I had uploaded to see what was wrong with it. Maybe the file size was too big or something? And when I clicked on ‘view document’ do you know what I found?

AGSKDFLGLGLJKLO

HOW DID I UPLOAD THIS IMAGE INSTEAD OF MY LICENSE

[eggyrocks]

How I felt reading rot 😭😭

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY4d1Eqe/

anon i need you to know that i am genuinely fuckign wheezing this is so fucking funny

[grimalkintoes]

one of the worst things about a friend breakup is how many memes make you sad now

[alexturntable]

did anyone have Carlos hard launching Teto as his WAG on their 2024 bingo card

[darklydeliciousdesires]

My husband and his epic mishearing of what I say…

Me - “There’s a lad outside who looks like a Brazilian footballer, but I can’t think of his name.”

Husband - “Looks like a bosom?”

Me - *Scream laughs*

Then not ten minutes later…

Me - “I can smell lots of garlic.” (Coming from the kitchen as I had just prepared dinner for later)

Husband - “Your mother’s an alcoholic?!”

Me - *Unable to breathe*

OH GOD I HOWLED 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[uswnt5]

I wish someone could show CP the moments of HAO laying back on her couch and choking on her own spit and not doing a single thing to mute herself while she coughed through it 🤣🤣🤣

[usosreign]

THE KANSAS CITY CHEIFS OF THE WWE LMAOOO

[rosequartzkin]

i have issues with food & my boyfriend’s really supportive and encouraging

some weirdo witnessed him being supportive & encouraging !!!

and asked if he had some kind of wg fetish

when my boyfriend was like “??? no ???” the mf really went “hm sure”

[milfgyuu]

Ayoo .. weren't you like sick ? And you just came out sporting almost 12k words of literature ?

You're the cousin my mom always compares me with and the girl he tells me never to worry about 👀

But how are you doing pookie?!

Thank you for your service to the Feed the Carats organization . Got us all fat and all I swear ..

*Seungkwan side eye*

❤️ Tuss

LITERALLY CACKLED and i’ve had a super sicky day today so thanks for making me feel cooler than i am frfr 😭😭😭 i let this one sit nearly finished for a long time and finally picked it back up to add like ~2k and toss it into the wind w my eyes closed. i know most people are waiting for me to update getting closer so i feel bad (?) when im posting something else but ive got lots of almost finished things that i find just enough motivation to complete and figure those are better than nothing at all!!

[cameronsprincess]

this made me laugh way too hard, some shit i’d probably do if i was mad enough 😂

[kissandships]

“Plato was gay.”

“Plato?”

*nods*

“Mickey Mouse’s dog was gay?!”

[wrathofrats]

threaten me with bodily harm for turning you on mutual

I HOPE YOU KNOW I FUCKING SPIT OUT MY DRINK I CANT STOP LAUGHING

I threaten you with the intentions of love and kindness I hope you understand and I appreciate you for letting me unhinged in your tags

For anyone who I may have threatened with injury over their work you may be entitled to financial compensation (lying)

[hayscodings]

the american capitalist seduced by the soviet sleeper agent