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sheerbeautyreigns · 4 years ago

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DESIRE

Part 49

Paul returned about 30 minutes later to find Joe a wreck. He was gleaming with sweat, his hair wet and a mess of his own cum in front of him. He looked desperate as Paul came towards him. “Messy boy, look at this.”

“Please…no more.” Joe begged, his eyes pleading for mercy as his body trembled. Paul felt sorry for him and switched the machine off. The room fell silent, apart from Joe’s panting. His body slumped as much as his restraints would allow. “Jesus baby, the sybian really did a number on you this time.” Paul observed, starting to undo the shackles around his ankles. His legs hung limply on either side of the bench. Next he undid his arms and then next it was the collar. Joe leaned onto Paul’s front as he tried to regain his composure. “Let’s get you off this thing.” For the first time that he could remember, Paul lifted Joe over his shoulder and set him on the bed. He fell back onto the pillow, still breathing heavily. He looked weak. Paul retrieved a bottle of water from the fridge and uncapped it.

“Here, drink this.” He instructed, lifting his head. Joe weakly swallowed a few mouthfuls. “You OK?”

Joe nodded slowly. “It was too much. I thought I was going to pass out at one point.”

“Like one of your blackouts?” He asked, leading Joe to nod. “I’ll have to bear that in mind next time. You managed to get that looked into yet?”

“No Sir. To be honest, It’s kinda embarrassing trying to explain it to someone.” Joe explained.

“I worry about you. Stay here and I’ll run you a nice bath. Keep drinking the water.” Paul kissed him on the forehead and left the room. Joe lay there for the next five minutes or so, still feeling his insides tremble. He was starting to get some feeling back in his anus. Paul returned a few moments later. “C’mon baby.” He held onto Joe as he escorted him into the ensuite, easing him into the bath. “There, gently.”

Joe lay back, resting his head on the rim. “Want me to leave you to it?” Paul checked. “Please stay.” Joe reached for his hand. “Of course babe.” Paul eventually got in and sat behind him, massaging his back, cleaning him and finished up by washing his hair. “Thank you Sir. You’re always so good to me.” Joe said turning to face him. “Even when I’m beating the crap outta you and wearing you out to the point you can barely stand?” Paul joked.

“There’s always a reason for it and regardless of how I am in that moment, I always feel better for it. Even though I don’t always look it.” Paul stroked his cheek tenderly. “I’m just glad you’re willing to put up with me. I don’t know what I’d be doing without you right now. Work’s so stressful and sometimes I just feel like I’m losing my mind.” Paul confessed. “I know. I see how it gets to you sometimes…” Joe started. “You’ve been on the receiving end of my moods lately and I’m sorry.”

“It’s ok-” Paul cut Joe off “It’s not though. I want you to speak up if you’re not happy…about anything. Your been so good for me. I want you to feel fulfilled. Understand?”

“Yes Sir, I understand. Why now? If you don’t mind my asking?” Joe stroked Paul’s thigh as he said this, trying to keep him soft. “I feel, like sometimes I ask things of you that you might not necessarily be happy with but you’re afraid to say no. Do you agree?”

“I dunno…I guess. I mean, I was nervous about the session in New York. So nervous, I thought I was going to be sick but it wasn’t that bad.” Paul interrupted him “You never told me what happened there…”

Joe blushed “ He’s similar to you in the dominant role. When I kinda realised it, I felt more at ease. It was when he tried to kiss me that when I felt weird. I felt like I was betraying you.”

“You were right to feel that. I never gave him permission to do it. Kissing is off the table with anyone.” Joe had remembered this was the case with Drew. “He just likes to try his luck.”

“I’m sorry Sir.” Joe apologised. “It wasn’t your fault baby. He had you restrained so it’s not like you could fight it.”

“What about this gathering in LA? Have you spoken with your friend who’s holding it?”

“Not yet but I was planning on calling her today. I just want to make sure you’re definitely OK with it. I don’t want to pressure you.”

“As long as you’re there, I’m fine.” Paul leaned in and kissed him. “Don’t worry baby, I’ll take good care of you.”

That afternoon, they chilled for a little while by the pool. Since his ass was still feeling pretty fragile from the flogging the day before, Joe didn’t go into the pool. He was happy just to lay in the sun lounger and work on his tan. Paul, meanwhile had a couple of meetings for NXT to take care of.

An hour or so had passed and Paul found himself back out by the pool with Joe. “How was your meeting?”

“Good. Just trying to get everything in order for the next Takeover. It’ll be worth it though.”

“Have you heard anything about my match at Clash of Champions yet?” Joe asked gulping a mouthful of water. “Not yet but I should have the Raw draft through in the next day or so. Sometimes, it’s not even worth looking at them since Vince changes then at the last minute most of the time.”

Joe pursed his lips in agreement. He decided to change the subject since he didn’t want to get him worked up. “I managed to get a flight for 11am tomorrow.”

“Good baby, I’m glad you stayed. I really can’t wait to sign off on this house in Tampa. I can make that more of a base for us. I should hear more on Monday or Tuesday. I can build a new dungeon, you can have your own room-”

Joe looked over at him, sitting forward. “My own room?”

“Just in case we have a disagreement. Knowing us, we’ll make up in a few hours.” Paul joked. “I didn’t mean that. I just meant in general, you’re giving me a room there?”

Paul looked at him, puzzled. “Of course. Why wouldn’t I?”

“Well, I’m already based in Tampa-” he started. Paul sat up. “Yeah but I want you to stay with me when I’m there, which will be a lot.” He noticed a small smile creep onto Joe’s face. “I want this to be our place babe.”

“Are you sure?” Joe checked. “Of course I’m sure.”

“I just…I just don’t want you to get tired of me, is all.” Paul gave a questioning look. “What’s brought this on?”

“Nothing, I just…wasn’t expecting it.” He blushed. “Babe, I want this. For us. I want you to help me to decorate it. I want somewhere nice for us to come back to. It’s so big here. I don’t necessarily need something this size.” He mused. “What are you thinking?” Joe asked. “Well, I need a base here for head office but…I dunno. Let’s just take one thing at a time.” Paul rose to his feet. “I just need to make a phone call.”

“Nadja hey. It’s been a while.” Paul started, closing the door of his office behind himself discreetly. “Hey stranger.” Came her husky German accent. “I was wondering when I’d hear from you.” Paul padded around the room in his bare feet. “It’s been a while hasn’t it.” He smiled fondly. “Michael told me I’d probably hear from you soon.” Paul stopped to look out the window. His eyes fixed on Joe as he lay relaxing on the deck chair. “I’m sure he did.”

“You two. The tension, after all this time.” She laughed gently. “You can’t change him unfortunately. He’ll always be an asshole. An asshole I respect none the less.” Paul sighed as he lowered to his computer chair. “So, you’re coming to my gathering on the 17th yes?”

“I was thinking about it-” He started, leaning back on the chair, palming the back of his head. “What do you mean, thinking about it? You’ve never missed one in a long time. Besides, you wanna see my new pad. It’s to die for.”

“How many people are you planning on having over?” Paul asked. “Well, I don’t want it to get too messy so I’m thinking around 30. That would include you and your new pet.” She remarked.

“Do I sense a bit of jealousy?” Paul sat forward. “How can you tell?” She gave in. “From what Michael has told me, he seems quite the specimen. I’m curious.”

“I bet you are.” His blood started to boil at the thought of Michael telling her about Joe. He peered out the window again, distracted as Joe stood, pacing around the pool, on his phone, wearing only his cut offs. He always found time to marvel at his body “So I can count on you both to be there?”

“We’ll be there. I can’t wait for you to meet him. He’s perfect.” Paul said calmly. “I’m glad. You need someone to keep up with you.”

“Oh, that he does. How’ve you been anyway?” Paul asked starting to pace around the room again. “You know me. Always busy. I just bought this place six months ago and putting my own mark on it. I think you’ll like it.”

“I’ll look forward to it.” After they said their goodbyes, Paul opened his laptop and answered a few emails. It was about 4pm when there was a light knock on the door.

“Yeah?” Paul looked up from the screen as Joe cautiously opened the door. “You OK?” The younger man checked holding on to the door. “Sorry baby, I got carried away with work again.” He apologised with a small smile before rubbing his eyes. “It’s OK. I know you’re busy. I just wanted to see if you need anything.” Paul closed down the screen and stood, stretching. Joe held the door open as he approached. “How could I neglect this face?” Paul cupped his face and planted a kiss on his lips. Joe reciprocated as they stood in the frame. Paul took his hand and lead him into the living room. With a devilish smile, he forced him down on his knees in front of the sofa while he took a seat in front of him. Joe didn’t need to be told. He leaned forward between Paul’s legs and undid his zipper. He lowered his cut offs and pulled out his hard dick. “Good, baby.” He commented as Joe took the head in his mouth, massaging the undershaft with his tongue. Paul’s hands roamed his hair which was in a low loose bun, which he eventually took down, allowing it to tumble down on either side of his face. “So sexy with your hair down like that while you’re sucking my dick.” He could see the smile in Joe eyes as they trailed up to his. “Aww baby.” He said, fisting a handful of hair as he began to fuck his mouth. Trails of drool escaped Joe mouth as he took Paul’s cock. Moans and groans escaped his throat as Paul hit the back. “That’s it, take it.” He urged. “Aww I’m gonna come so hard on that pretty mouth of yours.” That he did, moments later, filling the back of Joe throat with his cum. He watched as Joe devoured it eagerly. “Good boy.

#roman reigns #wwe #tribal chief #roman reigns fic #fanfiction #smut #d/s #paul levesque #triple h

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serpentlopez · 5 years ago

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[TEXT] Hot Mess

Who: Eliana, Charlie @serpentchar

What: E+C text for the first time since E was arrested for assault.

When: Tuesday Afternoon, 11am.

Where: Text Messages

Notes: Mentions of Sheriff Hummel, Pastor Wilde, @northsideking and heads up, there is spoiler talk in regards to Game of Thrones!

Eliana

Thank you. For getting me out. I didn’t say it yesterday.

Charlie

Of course, love. Thank you not necessary, but you’re very welcome. I couldn’t just let you rot in there.

Eliana

Technically you could have.Would have kept me from doing what you don’t want me to do.

Charlie

I know, and believe me the thought occurred to me but I couldn’t do that.I love you too much to let you rot in the NS

Eliana

I appreciate that. Deputy Dewey wouldn’t have been able to handle my sexiness.

Charlie

Right? You would turn that place into Pamela Anderson’s jail house. It’d be fun. Then I might just join you

Unless the fucker deputy tried to use his position to force you to do shit.

Then I’d have to kill him

Eliana

I like the way you think.

Nah. I’m sure he couldn’t handle all this.Though Kurt might end up with a new mother before I’m done

Charlie

He’d probably fuck himself into a heart attack. Or a coma.Lmao how’s that? You gonna charm your way into the Sheriffs pants?Least the old man could die happy with a good fuck right?

Eliana

Charm? Baby girl, you’ve seen my tits in nothing but a bra and my leather boots.I’d be Mrs. Sheriff and then actually get some shit done around here

Charlie

Exactly. I support this plan. I mean you’d have to get past Deputy Fuckface to get to him but you could do it. Suggest a threesome. I’m sure they would agree?Who in their right mind would?

Eliana

Look. If I can get him, Pastor Wilde and whoever else the fuck it was for Aidens game; I’d be infamous

Charlie

I really need to see you fuck Pastor Wilde. That would be the greatest thing ever.I’d film it.Blast it everywhere

Eliana

I bet I could.

Charlie

You should

Eliana

He helped me get to the SS when I first moved here before I met you

Charlie

You could do things for him his wife would never even think of

Eliana

Him and his kids

Charlie

See. Opening already.

Eliana

I’d just walk in and tell him I need to confess.. get on my knees..He’d probably blow his load before I could touch him.Don’t tempt me. I’ll do it.Though with King back, it’s still killing me that kid didn’t want to fuck me.

Charlie

Fuck em both at the same time

Eliana

You’re indulging the hell out of me and I approve.

Charlie

Tell the good old pastor that you need to confess. Talk about how we had a hot threesome in the church. That you couldn’t help but wonder what it would be like if he were there.I am wholeheartedly loving this. We need good leverage sometimes.

Eliana

You’re not wrong about that. It would definitely have to be filmed then otherwise it’s my sexy but slutty word against his

Charlie

I would 100% be down to film this. Sex with Kingston would be hot. Probably get me all hot and bothered.

Not so much the good ol boy pastor, but im sure you’d be the ride of his life

And evidence is definitely needed

Eliana

Oh I’m sure I could send them both straight to heaven while I’m riding them to hell.

Charlie

Hot

More the son than the father

Eliana

Definitely the son.I mean come on

How do you not fuck someone named King?!He needs a concubine.

Charlie

Exactly. Not a concubine. He needs a Queen.

Eliana

Are you trying to gently remind me all the sex I’m goin to be missing out on??

Charlie

I mean even as a concubine you’d be missing out on sex. Concubines weren’t allowed to fuck anyone else either.

Eliana

Oh.Well fuck that noise.

He can be the concubine.

Charlie

Concubines were usually women who were considered past the marrying age, which was like mid-20sish, and they were only allowed to fuck the person they were serving. Maybe the other concubines if they were lucky, but they’d better not fall in love.

Yesss

You need concubines

Eliana

You’re such a nerd. How do you know that??

Charlie

I might be a badass but I’m also a nerd. Most people don’t know this. You’re not allowed to share this. You could always work in a brothel. Sleep with as many men as you wanted. But I don’t know if they got paid. I don’t think Littlefinger paid his girls or guys

Eliana

Game of Thrones. Now you’re talking.

Charlie

I love you. No one loves Game of Thrones like I do except you.

Eliana

I miss GOT nights with take out, alcohol, and lusting

Charlie

We could bring them back. Restart the series.I am all down for that

Eliana

Yes please. That ending was a travesty.

Charlie

OOOOH GET THE PASTOR TO WATCH GOT WHILE YOU BLOW HIM.

It really did. That whole last season was justNoI can’tIt didn’t happen

Eliana

When he cums, he better be shouting MHYSA or what’s the point?

Charlie

Exactly

Eliana

No. It didn’t happen. None of it happened. I’m totally good up until the long night but after that? No.

Charlie

Exactly. I’m good until Arya killed the Night King, but the rest of that shit? Fuck that. They fucked up Dany so badly it makes me shake with rage. I understand power going to someone’s head but damn man.

Eliana

But it was literally a cop outAnd the way she was killed?She deserved better.AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON FUCKING BRAN BEING THE NEW RULER

Charlie

Bran the fucking Broken. Man fuck off.I’m still waiting on this final book dammit

Eliana

And the way my lover Jamie went out after all his growth?I refuse to believe it’s real

Charlie

No. Not at all. I was so mad that they had Jamie just abandon all this bullshit.

Eliana

I’m pissed that Arya didn’t get to kill Cersei

Charlie

I’m just happy that Drogon survived.

Eliana

But they killed his brother is such a. Shitty way!

Charlie

Omg me too. I have to admit I didn’t think she was actually dead when the roof caved in.I thought the bitch would have survived somehow.

Eliana

But no. Just buried. Such shit

Charlie

THEY KILLED BOTH HIS BROTHERS IN SUCH A RUDE AND UNNECESSARY WAY AND IM STILL BITTER

Eliana

Fuck that show. Seriously.

Charlie

Seriously.We could have written it so much better.But I stgIf Martin doesn’t finish the last book soon I’m gonna kill him

Eliana

We could have. I doubt the dude is ever gonna finish that book. He’s old af and only writes like a page a day.

Charlie

He told the writers how he was gonna end the series in case HE DIED BEFORE HE FINISHED WRITINGLike what the fuck man

Eliana

Wait. So he’s writing it the way it ended on the show?

Charlie

But then when the series ended he said that’s not how he was gonna do it but he supported them or some bullshit thing

He said something along the lines of ‘maybe that’s how it ends maybe it’s not’

Eliana

They got to have their stupid ending.After everything dany went through

Charlie

He better write a better one

Eliana

Ugh. Fuck them all.

Charlie

Seriously.

Eliana

I’d still fuck the shit out of 90% of that cast

Charlie

I’d fuck Jon though...

Same

Eliana

Jon. Dany. DROGO.

Charlie

Ugh so MUCH DROGO

Fuck me to death

Damn

Eliana

Jamie. Tyrion. Robb. Sansa.Hell, the fucking dragons

Yes please!

Charlie

I mean I don’t want to fuck the dragons. They’re my babies.

Eliana

That’s why you were mother of dragons

And we fixed up that shirt to say “lover” or dragons for me

Charlie

Yes. 100%.

#text #elianaxcharlie

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crossdresseroticstories-blog · 8 years ago

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Freshers Fun

The first week at uni can be fun, but not every femme boy is lucky enough to meet someone like Kerrie who will guide them to their destiny.

AWAY FROM HOME

It was my first week at university. I had a study bedroom with its own small bathroom and I’d already had the courage to contact the LGBT society. They met in a pub every Tuesday evening and I was on my way to my first meeting. Of course I wasn’t dressed as I’d never had the courage to go out dressed

I’d wanted to be a girl all my life, borrowed my sister’s clothes, been caught by my mother, promised never to do it again, but of course I did. Now I had my own private room and a wardrobe that contained the two dresses and one skirt that I had managed to bring with me from home.

There was quite a crowd in the pub including one guy that was completely ‘en femme’ and very cute. We got on amazingly well and he invited me to a party the following night.

“It’s a ‘come as your fantasy’ party so what will you come as?”

“I don’t know, I don’t really have much to wear.”

“I’m going to guess that you like dressing up?”

“Yeah,” I whispered. “But I’ve never been out in public.”

“Okay, tomorrow can be your coming out party.”

I told Kerrie that I didn’t really have a complete outfit and she said that we would have to go on a shopping trip in the morning. Without giving me a chance to hesitate she took my room number and said she’d pick me up at 11am.

We mooched around charity shops and I found a really cute dress in my size plus a pair of flat pumps. Kerrie said I’d probably look great in heels as I was shorter than her, but I hadn’t practiced often and was worried that I’d be awkward. She said the flat pumps with little bows on them would look good with the dress as it would give me a girl-next-door appeal.

Underwear was next on the list and in a discount department store nobody seemed to care why we would be buying bra and pantie sets. By the afternoon I was in my room trying out new makeup and making myself as feminine as possible.

Kerrie promised to pick me up at 8pm, but I was ready an hour before. I confess that was excited in more ways than one and had to deal with an unsightly bulge in my panties. After the second time it behaved itself and stayed tucked in my new satin panties.

There was knock on the door at the door just before eight. I could see through my spy hole that it was Kerrie before I opened the door. She looked amazing. Unlike my girl-next-door look Kerrie was in a short pleated dark green skirt and black sleeveless top. She had black high heels at least 5” with holdup stockings on legs that went on forever. Her black hair framed her face and she was wearing pink lipstick and smoky eye shadow.

“Well look at you,” she said, walking round me. “You are going to have everyone climbing all over you. I shall have to protect you all night.”

Without giving me a chance to back out of the evening she put a neat little bag with a thin leather strap round my neck. It rested on my hip and she told me it had everything I might need in it. I had no idea what she was talking about.

We left the building, me so nervous that I was sure everyone was looking at me. We walked to the party, which was only five minutes away. It was already well underway when we arrived. People were spilling out the door and music blared from inside.

“Come on let’s dance.”

Kerrie pulled me through the door and a couple of guys whistled as I passed them. The main room was dark, thankfully, and Kerrie guided me to the middle of the floor. As we danced I relaxed a little until a guy came up behind me and started dancing real close. He was grinding himself against my ass and I didn’t know what to do.

“Hands of my girl,” Kerrie spat at him and put her arms round my neck.

I was grateful that she’d rescued me and mouthed my thanks to her. She leaned in close to whisper in my ear.

“Stick with me and I’ll protect you.”

My hands had rested on her waist quite naturally and she pulled my head in to her body. She was a couple of inches taller than me and with her heels giving her that extra height my face nestled into her neck.

“You are so pretty,” she whispered.

I think I fell for her at that moment. She was sexy, beautiful, protective of me and smelled like heaven. We danced, drank, danced some more and Kerrie’s hands never left me. Even when we were drinking her arm remained round my waist or her hand was on my neck, caressing me.

We danced closer as the night wore on, one of her legs frequently slipping between mine. During the evening there were a number of drunk guys making comments and some trying to join in, but Kerrie dealt with them and dismissed them easily.

“I think it’s time to take you home baby,” she whispered as she nibbled and kissed my ear.

“My home or yours,” I managed to ask.

“Yours I think,” she said and kissed my neck.

We wandered back along the streets with Kerrie’s arm round my waist and me leaning into her. We arrived at my door and she turned me to face her and kissed me softly on the lips. When I didn’t pull away she tested my lips with her tongue and they parted for her to kiss me deeper.

Kerrie had one hand holding my head and the other in the small of my back pulling me against her. A drunken drawl came from along the corridor ‘Why don’t you two get a room.’

We both giggled. I opened the door and turned to Kerrie.

“You coming in then?”

“You sure. I might not be able to keep my hands off you."

“That’s kinda what I was hoping.”

I had no idea where this was going but I didn’t want the evening to end. When I was at school I’d ended up in bed with another boy. We’d touched each others bodies and I’d given him a hand job. He was embarrassed that he had cum so hard, especially when I tasted his cum off my fingers. We never repeated the experiment much to my disappointed.

As the door clicked shut behind us Kerrie pulled me to her. She was leaning back against the door and my body arched as I leaned in to her. Kerrie's leg slid between mine and I could feel how hard she was for me. My tongue slipped between her lips seeking out out her tongue. Her hands cupped my ass and pulled me hard against her. She was first to break our kiss.

"Are you sure you're okay with this?"

"Absolutely," I said and kissed her again.

She took my hand and led me over to my bed. I lay down and Kerrie nestled in next to me. We kissed more and her hand stroked the outside of my bare thigh, moving up under my dress until it covered the front of my panties. I was hard and the front of my panties were already wet.

She gave me a small kiss on the lips then my neck. Slowly swiveling her body Kerrie lifted the hem of my dress and planted a small kiss on the front of my panties. I think I whimpered and stroked her hair. As I felt her ease my little cock out of its satin prison her mouth planted small wet kisses on my inner thigh.

I reached out to touch her legs, my fingers tracing up her leg until they found the bare skin at the top of her stockings.

"You don't have to do anything baby," she whispered.

I moved my palm flat over her panties and heard her moan. Kerrie was bigger than me and hard as steel. She let her lips slip over the end of my cock as I covered hers. While taking me in to her warm wet mouth she adjusted her body so that I could kiss her too.

I didn't hesitate for a moment. My hand slid inside her panties and eased out her beautiful warm cock. I licked from the base to the tip and let my lips cover the head. Noises from her throat told me I was doing it right.

It felt natural and beautiful to take Kerrie in as far as I could manage, cupping her balls and sliding a hand round to cup her ass. I was close to cumming and wanted Kerrie to cum at the same time. But I couldn't hold out and knew that I was thrusting into her willing mouth, unable to control myself.

I came with a force that I never expected and Kerrie kept her mouth covering me, taking everything I had to offer. I confess that at that moment I couldn't concentrate on her and just moaned as she milked me dry.

While I recovered I managed to keep slowly pumping her cock with my hand. Then Kerrie stroked my hair as I returned to the task in hand. I could hear her breath quicken as I worked on her with my lips, tongue and fingers. I wanted her to cum so desperately and I wasn't disappointed.

"Oh baby," she breathed. "I'm going to cum for you."

I felt her body shiver and her cock pulsed. It was the second pulse that delivered my reward. Kerrie shot cum in my mouth and I struggled to swallow fast enough to keep pace with the copious amounts she produced.

My face was smeared with her cum when she finally finished and Kerrie moved up to lick the surplus from my cheeks and share it with me in a warm slippery kiss. We lay together for ages, kissing occasionally, her hands exploring my body and making me feel totally feminine.

"I don't want to go," she whispered in my ear.

"Don't then. Stay the night."

She kissed me full on the mouth and our tongues twined together. Kerrie stayed that night and we made love again in the morning almost before I woke. It was the best night of my life and definitely the best way to wake up.

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skyshipper · 3 years ago

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blog tag

I was tagged by the very sweet @the-blind-assassin-12 (who has the cutest dog in the world in case anyone is wondering). 💛

1. Why did you choose your url?

Oh man, I fucking HATE coming up with blog names because everything I come up with is usually taken. I started this blog several years ago to celebrate my love of Nick & June from the Handmaid’s Tale. I hadn’t been on tumblr in quite a few years and that ship brought me back to fandom land. I chose “sky” because when I’m on tumblr I feel like my head is in the clouds and “shipper” because I was here to post about a specific ship. Idk, I don’t love it and it’s not even a good concept but it’s staying forever because I loathe coming up with new blog names. I also get really confused on my own dash when people change their urls?? Lol, I’m a visual person. So anyway, that’s it. That’s the name. It kinda sucks but here we are.

2. Any side blogs?

Yep, but I pretty much abandoned it. I’ve found that one blog is more than enough to manage for me. I originally created it when I wanted to post stuff for shows outside of The Handmaid’s Tale. Then I decided that was silly and I should post whatever the hell I feel like. It’s very easy on social media to get caught up in likes, followers, reblogs, etc.....but ultimately I’m here for me. I know 95% of the people who follow this blog came here for content for another show, but they don’t have to stay and that’s fine. I’m just out here doing my own thing, curating a list of shit I’m into at the moment. If you’re into it too, then cool! If not, that is also cool.

3. How long have you been on tumblr?

I’ve come and gone many times. I think I had a blog around 2014 for a show/fandom that shall not be named, which I rage deleted in a fit one day. Then I had a lurker blog for a few years. I think I’ve had this one for maybe 2-3 years??? I don’t think I logged in for the majority of 2020, because the pandemic rollercoaster took an emotional toll on me just like everyone else. I’ve made a conscious decision this year to only spend my free time & social media time on things that are making me feel happy, not anxious, frustrated or sad. Din Djarin brought me back here but I’ve stayed for Pedro Pascal. Pedro makes everyone happy, bless his beautiful soul. ❤️

4. Do you have a queue tag?

Nope. I tried queuing posts for a while but I just found it to be too much work. Now I just reblog/like stuff on the spot.

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

To celebrate my love of Nick & June from The Handmaid’s Tale. I’m not really into the show anymore because the writing is total shit, but season one (when they were working off of Margaret Atwood’s novel) is still a masterpiece.

6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

Because Javier Peña is hot as fuck, that’s why. Listen, I have a hard time picking an icon and get irrationally attached to it when I do. There are so many great Pedro pictures and characters to choose from. I still think of going back to my original Pedro icon from that Vanity Fair photoshoot because it’s one of my absolute favorite pictures of him and I still love it so much. I’ve been messing around in Photoshop trying to make a cool background for it and have failed miserably to create anything I like thus far. So for now, Javi is staying.

7. Why did you choose your header?

Once again, because Javier Peña is hot as fuck, that’s why. I never held a handgun in my life, but ohhhhh, so sexy when fictional characters I love do it. Same with the cigarette smoking. Good lord just thinking about this is making me feel things. 😅

8. What’s your post with the most notes?

This weapons set I made for Din. I’m still shocked that happened because that is BY FAR the most notes I’ve ever received on a post and it will probably never happen again. I peaked too soon, haha! I just got Photoshop in February or March of this year after making mediocre gifs with a series of phone apps for years. That was maybe the second or third set I ever made in Photoshop, so I was kind of stunned it took off like that. What can I say, everyone finds Din’s weapons as sexy as I do, I guess. I do sometimes look at it and wish I would have made better quality gifs but I was, and still am, learning. Now when I look at I try and use it as a reminder that my gifs are slowly improving (at least I hope so anyway) and that makes me happy. I still get notes on that post daily which both surprises me and makes my heart all warm and fuzzy.

9. How many mutuals do you have?

I’m not really sure because I never went through and counted??? Maybe 30ish?

10. How many followers do you have?

1363, at least 1200 of which came here for Nick & June. I hope all of you like Pedro Pascal & Star Wars because I’m going to be stuck in this mode for a long time!! 🤡

11. How many people do you follow?

157

12. Have you ever made a shitpost?

No, not that I can remember anyway. Tumblr & fandom in general are way more fun for me when I spend time focusing on good things. Life (this past year especially) is hard enough. I just want to bask in the glow of Pedro’s beautiful heart and face, live in the fantasy worlds of Star Wars, read smutty things from amazing writers, and enjoy beautiful gifs & edits from content creators. All of these things bring me joy and that’s why I’m here. This is a positive vibes only space for me.

13. How often do you use Tumblr each day?

Too much??? I like to keep my work tabs open on my computer and then peak at pretty things throughout the day as a little reward when I get stuff done. Sometimes that leads to unexpected breaks (like reading fanfiction at 11am on a Tuesday) but I’m not sad. I work for myself so there is no one to get mad at me, just a pile of work that keeps growing because I’m screwing around.

14. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

Nah. I’m here for pretty things, wonderful writing and nice people. If someone is an asshole I just block them, problem solved. Which has only happened to me once that I can recall and it was years ago. I try to only follow people that cultivate a space for kindness and positivity as well, that way there is nothing to argue about......just mutual pining over lovely things.

15. How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

Ugh, love/hate relationship. I definitely understand why people who create things want as many people to see it as possible. It takes a long time to create gifs/edits/write stories so I see the value in reblogs and user tags as a way to boost posts to get your stuff out there in front of as many eyes as possible. Personally, I feel like people should reblog things only when and if they want to do it. I never want anyone to reblog my creations because they feel like they have to do that. I want them to reblog it because it made them happy and/or they liked something I created. Believe it or not, I notice when a follower of mine is a person that usually only “likes” my posts and then suddenly reblogs something with the nicest tags about a post saying it’s pretty, they love it, etc. For me, that’s extremely rewarding because something I made resonated with that person. I also believe that if you’re creating things only for reblogs or likes then you’re focused on the endgame and competition (getting the most notes, etc.) which is never a good headspace to be in for creating things. I know that can be hard because social media creates anxiety, depression and imposter syndrome, but the amount of notes on a post really and truly does not always equate to the best content. So much of it is timing, or a post getting boosted by bigger blogs so more people see it. I try to create things for myself first and foremost and if I am doing that and enjoying myself in the process, who cares how many people see it/like it/reblog it? At the end of the day I want to like what I create and feel like I’m improving my Photoshop knowledge & skills. That’s why I’m here and that’s what I try to stay focused on all the time.

16. Do you like tag games?

Yeah, I do. Except the music questions. Why are there so many music/song questions? I’m the kind of person that lets someone else pick the music most of the time. I also listen to a genre to fit the mood I’m in rather than a specific artist 95% of the time, so I find those song questions really difficult. I also like tag games because I really love to learn more about other people here. I’m really flattered when someone tags me in something because it means they want to get to know me better and since I’m both introverted and shy I always find that really nice. 🥺

17. Do you like ask games?

Yes!! I always want to do those but if I’m being honest, I’m shy and anxious so I always feel like no one will send me any asks if I do it. Lol, that is peak anxiety my friends. Let’s just say I’m working up to doing one someday. I absolutely love reading them when others do them.

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous?

Certainly @javier-pena ......I mean, those Din Djarin’s hottest moments and Javier Peña’s hottest moments are straight up iconic. Also @sirtadcooper whose icons/headers are absolutely amazing, instantly recognizable and rightfully used by so many people because they are fucking awesome!

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?

Oh yeah, so many. I have creator crushes on tons of people that are not mutuals too. Jfc, there are so many lovely people here creating amazing things. I will say that @sirtadcooper is honestly one of the sweetest, kindest people I have met in this fandom and one of the most amazing content creators here. A true beacon of original content that I admire greatly. I love that I can pick out her work so easily and that she has a clear style. I aspire to get to that point with my creations some day. @javier-pena makes the mostly insanely crispy gifs and has been very kind about helping me with gif questions in my obsession quest to constantly learn how to become better. I think her gifs are magic at this point because I just don’t understand how they look that consistently amazing all of the fucking time?? Idk, I’m just glad she shares them with us. @trashcora makes some really amazing gifs that I just don’t even know where to begin. Sometimes I look at stuff like this of hers and wonder if people really appreciate the amount of time it takes to create things like that?? Same goes for @millenniumsfalcon where I just can’t even begin to think about how to create gifs that complex and beautiful. I don’t even know what to say, I’m just going to continue to admire these creations from my little corner of the web. As for writers, I absolutely adore anything @frannyzooey writes. I mean, I’m suddenly living for Dave York porn and I’ve never even watched that film??? I’m convinced anything she writes is pure gold. TMTC is one of the best pieces of fanfiction I’ve ever read. I must confess I’ve only read about 3% of the amazing fanfiction in the Pedro/Mandalorian fandom because I get stuck on Masterlists like hers that are so consistently fucking amazing. That and most of my free hours are spent clowning around in Photoshop. I can’t wait to read more stuff from so many other people here. I promise I have a list much longer than I have time for, but I’m getting there!

Tagging: @keeper0fthestars , @teamnick��, & @filthybookworm if you would like to. 😊💛

#tag games #about me #jfc i'm a wordy motherfucker #i'm also the queen of typos so sorry for any grammatical errors or missing words #this is probably way more than you bargained for but there it is #and now back to my regularly scheduled work day

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Monday, January 7, 2019

post #364

main points:

- reschedule doctor’s appointment to next monday cause doctor called in sick today

- sheena took a day off of school to focus on her health

- went with sheena to brunch and then wegmans

- look at some comedy hacks

- 7 minute work out

- run for a mile

- play some smash online

- dinner with the fam

- smash/mario kart with sheena

- shower + feeling some chest ache/discomfort...?

- spend time with sheena cause she was feeling sad

writing this on tuesday january 8, 2018

today i:

- woke up at around 8am from a call from the doctor’s saying appointment was cancelled cause the doctor was sick. i called to reschedule and they said that they will take rescheduling calls after 9am. so i went back to bed and woke up around 10:30/11am. i got the rescheduled appointment for next monday then i got out of bed and chilled on the computer for a bit. i was feeling pretty tired when i woke up this morning. i’m not too sure why, i’ve been getting enough sleep

CES just started so the verge is putting out a lot of videos. there’s a fancy wooden block with a display...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nHzYNJd9z8

decided to go with sheena to the brunch place (TP). we were gonna go at around 12pm. i typed up my blog post for sunday, january 6 and then we left

- we left around 12:30pm. i got some more eggs benedict. sheena got another skillet, and we split the tropical crunch waffle, as per usual :P i think the guy mixed up my order cause i’m pretty sure i got eggs benedict with chicken. but there was no chicken in mine :’( oh well

we went to wegmans afterwards and i got some groceries for when i’m home alone. whole wheat bread, spinach, broccoli, tofurky, ham, cheese. then sheena drove us home. i realized while we were eating brunch that i forgot my wallet. thankfully sheena brought hers so we could pay for lunch LOL

- we got back around 2:30pm and i just kind of browsed the internet. i was looking at some comedy hacks a guy named matt made from NY. i’ve never met him before but he had some cool ones. namely, a trackpad using your keyboard keys LOL. so dank

- around 3:30pm, i forced myself to start working out. i whipped out the 7 minute workout app that i haven’t used in a long time. i did it in the living room and was surprisingly exhausted after it. i’m out of shape lmao

then i went for a run around the neighborhood which was about a mile (.9 miles), done in like 8 minutes and 30 seconds

- i came home and then drank some orange juice and chilled for a bit. then i played some more smash online. i tried to get pikachu into elite smash but failed LOL. then played with falcon. i kept going back and forth over the line for elite smash T.T. i’d lose a game in elite smash and get booted out. win a game in normal quickplay and get back in. then lose and get booted out again. sad react. i ended on a good note and stopped once i got back into elite smash

- went to eat dinner with the fam. we had some boiled eggs with tomatoes, vegetables and chicken. it was a good meal. then sheena and i finished the last fourth of her fruit tart cake

- i listened to dad for a while about his early careers. we first talked about apple/iOS development. then a history lesson on people soft from oracle. and then he told me about his first job at a place that worked for texas instruments and how that company at the time came to exist. and he talked about how when he moved out of the apartment, the landlord’s wife was actually someone he was training to be his replacement. what a small world :p

- i also got a weird voicemail from someone. it sounded like an elderly woman who wasn’t sure where she was. i think she got the wrong phone number but i consulted josh chris and trevor for help to help me decipher what she was saying in the voicemail. it was hard to understand what she was saying

also my new phone case came in. it was $12 on amazon from SUPCASE. i put it on and changed some of my wallpapers. now my phone feels like a brand new phone. my old phone case was over a year old and getting crusty

- played smash with sheena. we made a meme to king dedede with sexy sax man. then we played mario kart. i taught her how to drift properly by tapping back and forth when drifting so she doesn’t keep driving into a wall. she wanted to get into top 5 at least (against 150cc CPUs). on the very last race, she got like 5th or 6th overall, which is pretty good :D some more practice and she’ll be set. she wants to get good at it (partially cause at her friend’s parties they sometimes play and she’s always last)

- i took a shower around 10pm. while i was showering i felt some mild discomfort in my left side of my upper chest. i wasn’t sure why. i thought maybe it was cause i worked out today? throughout the night it kind of shifted to different points for a few seconds here and there, like to the right side, center side, then lower left side. i’m kind of concerned but hopefully it’ll go away soon. (it hasn’t gone away. as i’m typing this at 1:56pm tuesday january 8 i still feel some mild discomfort here and there on my upper left side/center side)

i could also feel my heart beat through my chest. i learned this was heart palpitations but thought it would go away after a while. i was lying awake in bed for a while looking up stuff online about what it could possibly be. some sources it was probably benign if the chest discomfort lasts for a few seconds. but mine were lasting for a few seconds but coming back every 10-15 minutes maybe? i was getting concerned. also i could feel my heart beating through my body, both on the outside from my chest and internally feel it beating. while i was getting paranoid and looking up stuff online in bed, i heard sheena get out of bed to go to the bathroom and heard her crying

- i went to hang out with her in her room for a while. she was feeling sad at the thought about going back to school tomorrow. dad heard some movement on our side so he came over and both of us hung out with sheena for a bit to accompany her while she was crying. she mentally didn’t want to go to school but was worried about pushing school off even further because that’d mean she’d be even further behind. we told her it’s okay, she can take another day off if she really needs to. mental and physical well being come first

after a while she seemed to be okay and said she wanted to get some food to eat. i went with her downstairs around 2am so dad could go to sleep. she ate half a muffin and a glass of milk

then we went to her room and watched two episodes of the office. one of them was the VP pyramid florida episode, then the next one where cathy tries to sleep with jim LOL

then we went to bed around 3am. i slept in her bed to keep sheena company as she went to sleep. and also cause i was paranoid about my chest discomfort symptoms. on the small small off chance something happened to me over night i felt better about it knowing someone else is there. i noticed i was also burping a lot and thought maybe it’s some kind of gas chest pain...? idk. i guess we’ll see when i go to the doctor next week

okay the end

almost at 365 posts!! tomorrow!! (technically today cause i’m writing this on january 8)

#post #normal #january #2019 #family

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demitgibbs · 6 years ago

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What’s Hot Central Florida: December 2018

Welcome to the What’s Hot Column, where we feature countless events in the Greater Orlando, Tampa, and St. Petersburg Areas. Also your connection to activities and events by local LGBT+ Organizations. Continue reading on to learn What’s Hot this Holiday Season!

From our family to yours, we wish you a safe and Happy Holiday Season!

Saturday, December 1

The bars of Wall Street Plaza Downtown Orlando presents the 2nd Annual Ugly Sweater Bar Crawl and they want the city of Orlando to join in on the fun. Get that Goodwill sweater, find those tacky holiday pants, and get ready to jingle bell ROCK! 4pm to midnight at Wall Street Plaza Downtown Orlando. To register go to orlandouglysweatercrawl.eventbrite.org.

The Dr. Phillips center presents “Songs of The Season” a free holiday concert featuring the students from Full Sail University and Rollins College. The show, which is free starts at 7pm. For more information, visit drphillipscenter.org.

The Central Florida HIV Planning Council invites you to join them as they commemorate the 30th Anniversary of World AIDS Day through an evening of reflection, food, and local live entertainment as they remember the advancements made in the HIV movement for the past 30 years. The event is at Lake Estelle Park in Orlando and starts at 6pm.

Sunday, December 2

Enigma Bar & Lounge St. Petersburg presents a Toys for Tots Benefit hosted by Kori Stevens. Be sure to bring toys for kids, from toddlers to teens. All entertainers will be donating their tips as well, so be sure to bring cash to help the children of some of the less fortunate families right here in the Tampa Bay area. Doors Open at 8pm, and don’t forget your unwrapped toy! (This Two-Part Fundraiser continues on Sunday, December 9 at Bradley’s on 7th in Ybor City)

Tuesday, December 4

The Straz Center for the Performing Arts presents “Hello Dolly,” the winner of four Tony Awards including Best Musical Revival. Broadway’s most beloved musical is back where it belongs! Directed by Tony winner Jerry Zaks and featuring choreography by Tony winner Warren Carlyle. The show runs from today until the 9th. For additional information and tickets strazcenter.org.

The Van Wezel Performing Arts Hall in association with Wilde Lexus Sarasota & ABC 7 WWSB present “The King and I,” one of Rodgers & Hammerstein’s finest works. The King and I boasts a score that features such beloved classics as “Getting To Know You,” “I Whistle a Happy Tune,” “Hello Young Lovers,” “Shall We Dance” and “Something Wonderful.” Set in 1860’s Bangkok, the musical tells the story of the unconventional and tempestuous relationship that develops between the King of Siam and Anna Leonowens, a British schoolteacher whom the modernist King, in an imperialistic world, brings to Siam to teach his many wives and children. The performance runs December 4 -5. For additional information and tickets, go to Vanwezel.org.

Wednesday, December 5

The Omni Orlando Resort at ChampionsGate (my associate publisher rants and raves about their Mokara spa all the time) will host Deck the Runway – A holiday-themed fashion show from 7-11pm, showcasing emerging designers with celebrity host Tiffany Pollard (I Love New York) and runway appearances from India Gants (America’s Next Top Model Cycle 23 Winner). For additional information and tickets go to: Fancybyfrancescawatson.com.

Stonewall Bar Orlando & YAASSS is celebrating the princess of pop’s birthday (Britney) by throwing her a huge birthday party. Get in the zone with one of the best discographies in pop history while sipping on their Britney specialty drinks (Poison Paradise, 2007, The Blackout) all night. They will be having a Britney costume contest, so come ready to make them ooh in your most iconic look. This is a 21+ event with a $10 Cover (but only $5 Cover if you are in Britney Costume). For additional Information go to: stonewallorlando.com. Friday, December 7

The Tarpon Springs Boat Parade Starts at approximately 8pm, where the vessels will proceed down the Anclote River and into the bayous where Santa will give out treats. Your best bet for viewing these holiday decorated vessels is from Craig Park/Spring Bayou. The event is free.

The Orlando Ballet presents the cherished holiday tradition, The Nutcracker at the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts. Let your imagination fly as you join Clara on a spectacular journey through waltzing snowflakes, mischievous mice and dancing confectionary with the iconic Sugar Plum Fairy! With Tchaikovsky’s beautiful score filling Walt Disney Theater, and a magical glittering Christmas tree on stage, this beloved production is a seasonal delight, not to be missed! The show runs December from today through the16. For additional information and tickets got to: Drphillipscenter.org.

Amalie Arena presents Barry Manilow in “A Very Barry Christmas.” Fans will be in for a treat when they hear Manilow perform his greatest hits like “Copacabana” and “Mandy” as well as Christmas favorites. Manilow has sold over 85 million albums and has 50 Top 40 hits. Do not miss the chance to hear the legend in person! The show begins at 7:30pm, and for additional information and tickets go to: Amaliearena.com.

NeiBEARhood Takeover & Southern Nights Tampa present “SlingMas” starring International P*rn Stars Stephan Raw & Manuel Scalco, and featuring the sounds of DJ Burgos. This event is sponsored by Gobearr Gear, and their will be a midnight Photo Opportunities with Sexy Santas in their Sling, and a 1am Santa Strip Off. A Fundraiser will also be taking place for the Tampa Bay Wolf Pack Softball Team! The event is 21+ and is free before 10pm.

Saturday, December 8

Join the City of St Petersburg Beach for their annual Christmas Market & Parade. The Parade starts at St. Pete Beach City Hall (155 Corey Ave) and heads west down Corey Ave, south on Blind Pass Rd, east on 73rd to Bay St and back to City Hall. Santa will finish the parade route at the St. Pete Beach Library (365 73rd Ave) to meet with all the Whos in Whoville. While at the library, enjoy Grinch themed crafts, a movie, face painting, and light refreshments. This free event begins at 11am.

The Parliament House presents, the incredibly hysterical Lardi B performing her smash hit parodies “They Like That I’m Fat,” “Bodak Jello” and many more! This is an 18+ event and admission is $10. DJ Brianna spins til 3 am, and the Footlight Players perform at 10pm & 12am.

Emmy and Golden Globe-winning comedian extraordinaire Jane Lynch (Hollywood Game Night, Glee) delivers a big, shiny sack of Christmas cheer in this delightfully kitschy, retro-amazing concert of swing- and big band-style renditions of holiday classics entitled A Swingin’ Little Christmas. She stars with her See Jane Sing concert tour compatriots, Kate Flannery (The Office); Tim Davis, and Southern California jazz staples The Tony Guerrero Quintet. The show runs today and tomorrow at The Straz Center & December 14-16 at The Doctor Phillips Center. For additional information and tickets go to: Janelynchofficial.com.

Sunday, December 9

Chabad of Greater Orlando presents Chanukah on the Park. The event, which is free and takes place at 4:30pm, will include singing performances, live music, dancers, face painting, jugglers, food and grand menorah lighting. For more info go to: Cityofwinterpark.org.

Honey Pot Tampa and Femmes & Follies present The Annual “Rhinestones & Rescues,” a burlesque benefit for Suncoast Animal League. 100% of proceeds donated to save puppies and kitties! This is Tampa’s Uber-glam cabaret production charity event that features burlesque performers, cabaret acts, aerialists, fire performers, singers, dancers and much more. Many raffles and sponsored craft cocktails! Doors open at 7pm. For tickets and additional information visit Femmesandfollies.com.

Monday, December 10

Miss Gay Orlando returns for another year at The Parliament House! Jazell Barbie Royale hands her crown to the next symbol of excellence for The City Beautiful. Open to all female impersonator entertainers! Contestant entry fee $125, and registration begins at 2 pm. Categories: Talent, Gown, Onstage Q&A and Presentation “Tis The Season.” Pageant begins at 9 pm. And there are no advanced reservations. Arrive early for best tables/seating. Admission is $12.

The Plaza Live presents Erika Jayne: The Pretty Mess Tour. Erika will be performing her #1 Hits, “Xxxpen$ive,” “Cars,” “Pretty Mess” and many more. Doors open at 8pm. For tickets go to ErikaJayne.com.

Wednesday, December 12

Southern Nights Orlando presents their 5th Annual Turnabout, and they invite you to watch as your favorite staff members dress & perform in Drag to benefit Two Spirit Health Services, Inc. Doors open at 7pm with show time at 8pm hosted by Roxxxy Andrews & Sassy Devine. Cover is a $5 Suggested Donation (18+ Welcomed).

Friday, December 14

Sweaterfest XII, one of Orlando’s favorite musical holiday adventures is back for its 12-year anniversary at Stonewall, and they will be raising money for Orlando’s Zebra Coalition. Doors open at 7pm, and the cover is $5 before 8pm. Santa will also be on hand to get your picture with him!

Saturday, December 15

Hallmark Channel and the Amway Center presents the Trans-Siberian Orchestra featuring their Epic Rock interpretations of holiday favorites. Two Performances 3 & 8pm. For additional information and tickets go to: Amwaycenter.com.

The Parliament House presents Crossdresser for Christ-mas starring Ginger Minj. Spend the holidays with our hometown gal, as she has made us so proud on RuPaul’s Drag Race and All-Stars! This cabaret is sure to get you in the holiday spirit. General admission is $20, and VIP is $40, which includes a Meet & Greet and upfront seating in the first two rows. For more information or to purchase tickets go to: Parliamenthouse.com.

93.3 FLZ, Tampa Bay’s #1 Hit Music Station in association with Capital present Jingle Ball 2018 starring Shawn Mendes, Marshmello, Khalid, NF, Bebe Rexha, Bazzi and Sabrina Carpenter hosted by on-air hosts, Kane and Buster. The show begins at 7pm. For additional information and tickets go to: Amaliearena.com.

Cristoph’s Tampa presents Bear Soup’s Annual Toys-for-Tots charity event hosted by Alexis De La Mer. The night will feature a drag Show at 12:30 am, DJ Sklarz, and sexy Go-Go dancers all night. Any guests who bring a toy for a child will get a free drink. This is a 21 and over event with no cover.

Tuesday, December 18

The Dr. Phillips Center presents Irving Berlin’s “White Christmas” based on the 1954 movie starring Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Rosemary Clooney and Vera-Ellen, which tells the story of a song-and-dance team putting on a show in a magical Vermont inn and falling for a stunning sister act in the process. It’s full of dancing, laughter and some of the greatest songs ever written—including “Happy Holiday,” “Sisters,” “The Best Things Happen While You’re Dancing,” “Snow” and the unforgettable title song. The show runs today through December 23. For additional information and tickets go to Drphillipscenter.org.

Black Haüs presents The Creature Feature Before Christmas: a Tim Burton Tribute at Stonewall Orlando. The night will star special guest from Ru Paul’s Drag Race Season 8 Laila McQueen, as well as Miami’s reigning Drag King Andro Gin, and Draggedy Anne! Doors open at 9pm for this 21 and over event, and the cover is $10, but $5 for those in Costume/leather. Cheena serving Christmas dinner till 2am.

Wednesday, December 19

Amalie Arena and Cirque du Soleil presents Crystal. This is not just an ice show, it’s the very first experience on ice from Cirque du Soleil. Watch world-class ice skaters and acrobats claim their new frozen playground with speed and fluidity as they challenge the laws of gravity with never-before-seen acrobatics. Follow Crystal, our lead character, on an exhilarating tale of self-discovery as she dives into a world of her imagination. Feel the adrenaline as she soars through this surreal world at high speed to become what she was always destined to be: confident, liberated, empowered. The performance runs today through the 23. For additional information and tickets go to: Cirquedusoleil.com/crystal.

A brand new production of The Sound Of Music is coming to the Van Wezel! The spirited, romantic and beloved musical story of Maria and the von Trapp Family will once again thrill audiences with its Tony-, Grammy- and Academy Award- winning Best Score, including “My Favorite Things,” “Do-Re-Mi,” “Climb Ev’ry Mountain,” “Edelweiss” and the title song. The Sound Of Music enjoyed extraordinary success as the first live television production of a musical in over 50 years when “The Sound of Music Live!” aired on NBC in December 2013 and was seen by over 44 million people. 2015 marked the 50th anniversary of the film version, which continues to be the most successful movie musical in history. The performance runs today and tomorrow. For additional information and tickets go to: Vanwezel.org.

Wednesday, December 26

The VanWezel Performing Arts Hall in association with Wilde Lexus Sarasota & ABC 7 WWSB present On Your Feet!, which takes you behind the music and inside the real story Gloria and Emilio Estefan, the record-making and a groundbreaking couple who, in the face of adversity, found a way to end up on their feet. Featuring some of the most iconic songs of the past quarter-century — and one of the most inspiring stories in music history. From their humble beginnings in Cuba, Emilio and Gloria came to America and broke through all barriers to become a crossover sensation at the very top of the pop music world. But just when they thought they had it all, they almost lost everything. Performances run today through the 30th. For additional information and tickets go to Vanwezel.org.

Thursday, December 27

Murray & Peter present “A Drag Queen Christmas: The Naughty Tour.” This is a hilarious evening of holiday performances featuring RuPaul’s Drag Race Alumni: AJA, Monet Xchange, Thorgy Thor, Shea Coulee, Raja & Latrice Royale at 8pm at The Plaza Live. (In case you miss this performance or want to see more, you can catch the performance on Friday, December 28 at The Straz Center in Tampa) For additional information and tickets go to: Dragfans.com.

Friday, December 28

Southern Nights Orlando presents Willam from the critically-acclaimed motion picture “ A Star is Born” (18+ welcome). Showtime is at 12am with Roxxxy Andrews, Jade Embers, and admission is $10. (Unable to make this performance, don’t worry; Willam will be at Southern Nights Tampa on Saturday, December 29.)

Saturday, December 29

Join Barcodes Orlando for the Last Leather Night of 2018, hosted by Daddy Dave and featuring live BDSM demonstrations throughout the Night. As always, barcodes has no cover and free parking.

Sunday. December 30

The Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts presents Ventriloquist Terry Fator, the winner of Americas Got Talent in 2007. For the past nine years at the Mirage Hotel Terry Fator has sold out night after night with a show featuring his cast of characters that won him Las Vegas’s best show, best all-around performer, best family show and best overall show. Showtime is at 8pm. For additional information and tickets go to: Drphillipscenter.org.

Monday, December 31

Since the next edition of Hotspots Central will come out on December 27, I will have all the details for New Years in Central Florida listed there.

from Hotspots! Magazine https://hotspotsmagazine.com/2018/11/29/whats-hot-central-florida-december-2018/ from Hot Spots Magazine https://hotspotsmagazine.tumblr.com/post/180621585755

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cynthiajayusa · 6 years ago

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What’s Hot Central Florida: December 2018

From our family to yours, we wish you a safe and Happy Holiday Season!

Saturday, December 1

Sunday, December 2

Tuesday, December 4

Wednesday, December 5

Saturday, December 8

Sunday, December 9

Monday, December 10

Wednesday, December 12

Friday, December 14

Saturday, December 15

Tuesday, December 18

Wednesday, December 19

Wednesday, December 26

Thursday, December 27

Friday, December 28

Saturday, December 29

Join Barcodes Orlando for the Last Leather Night of 2018, hosted by Daddy Dave and featuring live BDSM demonstrations throughout the Night. As always, barcodes has no cover and free parking.

Sunday. December 30

Monday, December 31

Since the next edition of Hotspots Central will come out on December 27, I will have all the details for New Years in Central Florida listed there.

source https://hotspotsmagazine.com/2018/11/29/whats-hot-central-florida-december-2018/ from Hot Spots Magazine https://hotspotsmagazin.blogspot.com/2018/11/whats-hot-central-florida-december-2018.html

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hotspotsmagazine · 6 years ago

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What’s Hot Central Florida: December 2018

From our family to yours, we wish you a safe and Happy Holiday Season!

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Join Barcodes Orlando for the Last Leather Night of 2018, hosted by Daddy Dave and featuring live BDSM demonstrations throughout the Night. As always, barcodes has no cover and free parking.

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Monday, December 31

Since the next edition of Hotspots Central will come out on December 27, I will have all the details for New Years in Central Florida listed there.

from Hotspots! Magazine https://hotspotsmagazine.com/2018/11/29/whats-hot-central-florida-december-2018/

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badgalteetee · 8 years ago

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The Best Friend

Can I just welcome myself back for a second? After a brief period (okay 6 months) of investing my time and energy into a relationship that was doomed to fail (story for another time), I finally decided to dip my feet back into the kiddy pool.

.. That definitely sounded creepier than it was meant to.

Introducing the Best Friend. Throwback Sunday (if only this post was written on a thursday) to my first 4 years of high school, where I spent majority of my time hanging out with this boy. We had sleepovers together, spent hours on the phone together, went to parties together, and shared shitty little teenage secrets together. I always thought our friendship was platonic especially since we drifted after high school, until April 2017, where I found myself naked in his king sized bed wondering how the fuck he got me here. Now that you have the backstory, lets fast forward to that moment and how the situation played out.

It’s March 26 and I’ve just turned 24. Yup, mid fucking 20’s and what I had to show for it was waking up at 11am that Sunday morning hungover from one too many tequila shots. He had commented on my latest instagram post wishing me happy birthday, and that is where the trouble all began.

We started talking and fuck, it was exciting having someone back in my life that knew so much about me where the conversation required zero effort. I’m sure we’ve all been through those awkward “getting to know you” conversations where, lets be real, you have a group chat with your friends helping you comprise a text message to keep the conversation flowing with the cute boy you have a crush on. Honestly, mine usually ends up with me googling “20 questions to ask a boy” or GIFS of Joey asking, “how YOU doin”.. (don’t take advice from me I’m clearly terrible at this). What you really only need to know from this paragraph, is that a month later The Best Friend, ends up asking me out on a date to which I’m reluctant about.. but also curious. That moment my friends, is the moment where being platonic friends ended.

It’s a Tuesday night and I’m run down, and my boss is nice enough to let me work from home the following day. The Best Friend and I are on the phone, and after 3 hours he asks me to come over, seeing as I don’t have to go into work the next day and he can’t get to sleep. He promises “nothing is going to happen” and I’m dumb enough to believe that he’s telling the truth. He gives me his address, and at 12am I drive over, with a baggy knit on, sneakers and bed hair. I let myself in and he’s passed out in his jocks and a hoodie, face down with the TV on. I jump on him and wake him up, and he grabs me in a tight hug and attempts to cuddle me. I’m lying there as the little spoon like a fucking t-rex, my awkward arms crushed in his muscly arms. He eventually turns me over and kisses me… and I knew then and there I could either get up and go home and NOT ruin the friendship, or kiss him back and succumb to the fact I had just broken up with the boyfriend 2 months prior and needed company for the night.

Now to stop this from turning into an E.L James novel, I will just let you know that he was the best sex I’ve ever had. I’m also never ever ever going to admit that to him, because if a persons ego was a physical trait, his would be the size of a hot air balloon. Let me just add that I am also one of those girls who very rarely reaches that big O - but he managed to knock off some serious O’s that night. Five AM and we’re exhausted, and my level of satisfaction is at the same of that who is drunk and finally gets that cheeseburger they’ve been craving all night (level: EXTREMELY satisfied). Before he passes out, he look at me and says, “I’ve always wanted to do that”. That comment, would be the comment that would remind me of how I got fucked over by my best friend at 5am in the morning.

It’s 7am and I can hear the shower running, and I roll over from my slumber and peek into the bathroom. I can see a naked boy in there, and I’m wondering whether I should’ve left in the middle of the night or whether I should get up and join him. We both know the first option never happened, and lets be real, I’m way too fucking lazy to get up and join him in the shower. He gets out, grabs a towel and sees me staring, gives me a sexy little smirk and walks over to me. “Morning babe.” He leans in and kisses me and all I can think about is my terrible morning breath and post sex bed hair, and I reluctantly kiss him back. “I have to go to work, but you’re welcome to stay here and wait for me until I get back home. I can cook dinner and for now you can go back to bed.” I look at him with a panicked look on my face, and it’s obviously clear that I’m that retarded girl who normally leaves in the middle of the night, sometimes with a dog chasing me (that’s also a true story). “… or you can just go back to sleep and leave when you’re ready. But before I go..” And before he finishes that sentence, he turns me over and finishes in me… HAHAHA okay that was a bit too far. Level-drunk-cheeseburger satisfied, I roll over and go back to sleep.

By 11am I’m back at home, freshly showered with my home office set up ready to work. And by home office I mean me in my track pants on the couch, with my work laptop and a cup of tea in my hand. I message him with what I assume is a non-clingy after sex text thanking him for having me over.. but never got a reply.

I know we all hope that for the sake of this story and the fact him and I have known each other for 13 years that there’s a happy ending, but unfortunately for me, that’s not the case. I’m not saying don’t ever cross that line with your best friend, but just know that if you do cross it, you’re prepared for the consequences. Like Vanessa and Dan, once you see each other naked, it’s safe to say shit will most definitely get a little weird. But from the wise words of Tahlia herself, my advice is this. Don’t bang your best friend.

Until next time x

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