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attempting to pavlov myself into locking in and being a good sniper when i drink cherry coke
i’ll keep yall updated if anything funny happens
#fuck yeah science#i’m like if a dog was a person#listening to fire music rn don’t talk to me#acidstrike being silly again
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so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”
but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.
ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.
if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?
#personal rant lol#like saying queer or gay is so much easier sometimes#if I say anything else sometimes I get the confused dog head tilt and I’m just like ok ok I’m gay#lgbtq community#lgbtqia#demisexual#non binary#sapphic#lgbtqia+#queer#panromantic
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#I HATE COLORING I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE#my friends bought me an Apple Pencil and omgggg I’ve never had pressure before in my life#this changes everything#I can actually put my hand down on my iPad to doodle??#I’ve gotten so used to hovering my hand like what is going on#anyways 15!chuuya is actually amazing#I’ve made a recent discovery that I’m a lot similar to Dazai than I thought and idk how I feel about that cause he’s such a brat#ive gotten to the point that I’d actually talk to him on those character ai’s and it’s actually so embarrassing like it’s nothing#like the actual bsd dazai but I’d actually rather talk to a robot than a real person about my problems#I like kids being kids so I’m always down to draw 15!skk#chuuya nakahara#dazai Osamu#bsd#bungou stray dogs#skk#soukoku#myart#I’m gonna post and pass out now
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The “for once” is so fucking funny.
Sigma has known Dazai 5 minutes and in his mind that’s 5 minutes too long.
#imagine being so annoying in your first ever interaction with a person they start tossing around phrases that imply they’ve known you years#one interaction and Sigma KNOWS Dazai is like this all the time#I’m cackaling#dazai bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bungo stray dogs#sigma bsd
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Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you
#‘Flowey would listen to i bet on losing dogs by Mitski and cry until he throws up and Chara calls him cringe from beyond the grave’#-me to my friend when I ranted about this last night#he has me so fucked up like oh my god#how is the best character a fucking talking flower#I love undertale’s writing so much like it’s mastered minimal evidence giving away the biggest parts of characters#i can analyze him i can study him under a microscope#i can put him in a terrarium with a sticky note that says gay baby jail you know#he has me SO fucked up#flowey#flowey the flower#asriel#asriel dreemurr#I’m talking about flowey btw not asriel i know they’re the same person but not to me#like how i consider little baby me and fucked up 13 year old me different people#asriel sits on the playground and cries when nobody wants to play warrior cats with him#and flowey sits in the back of classrooms and answers ‘life is MEANINGLESS’ to every question#not speaking from experience ofc (im lying)#love my edgy flower *puts a magnifying glass up to him and notes how fucked up he is*#i think more characters need to be fucked up beyond repair#undertale#utdr#character analysis
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I don’t like minimizing the importance and gravity of Laios and Toshiro’s fight into just being a childish squabble, even if to a degree it is framed that way, because to both of them it has a lot of personal significance and emotional weight and runs very deep to their characters… The fight isn’t nothing it’s a LOT, they made up but it’s not something easy to express and to get over for either of them which makes it all the more meaningful! I’m on both sides but there very much are sides, there’s no "they’re both having a ball, Toshiro and Laios hand in hand yay" side to the fight, that comes after
The fight with Toshiro WAS very scary to Laios, almost existentially so, but it’s moreso the "I thought I’d made a friend!!" bit and my god. My god actually
Like it’s not "just" about oh his friend liking him less than he thought, THAT IS SO MUCH. It’s a bond he thought he had being a lie it’s all the time and moments spent together either being a lie from his perspective or marred now looking back. It’s not only being upset at Toshiro for lying but upset at himself that he’s so easy to fool, it’s being upset that there’s something so wrong with you that you can’t even tell if your "close buddy" even actually likes you or not, it’s like. Holding my head. He can’t trust his own vision of events that happened do you see. There’s always this film of distrust that it could be a lie that should be there when he interacts with people there’s always this sense of cloak and dagger to expect backstabs out of nowhere because you CAN’T see it coming you CAN’T you CAN’T there’s something about you which makes it impossible so you CAN’T-
He’s so scared of not being able to read people. He knows it’s a weak spot he has, he’s always known. All of these bits are centered around social expectations and betrayals, the assumption that he doesn’t belong either in society or with other humans.
And Laios’ level of awareness is actually sort of complex to analyze, but it’s there, there’s how out of him and Falin he was the one sensitive to the ~aura of hatred~ he felt from the townspeople, there’s of course his nightmares whispering to him about the mocking looks, and how yeah actually he realizes that his gold stripper coworker was taking advantage of him. There’s of course the Winged Lion speech about his trauma and how he fundamentally mistrusts/dislikes humans to some deep seated degree, this distrust that he still keeps under control always. There’s how pre-canon he often wanted to suggest eating monsters but never worked up the courage to bring it up with the others. There’s how he gets across as stoic when he isn’t being enthusiastic…… We don’t know how aware and wary he is exactly in the moment but we do know he has some anxiety around social stuff, and looking back he does notice and aughh augh, the sense you have to hide yourself to not get hurt and be on your guard and shit and.
When you don’t know what to look out for and when to look out for it, the general ‘common sense’ of not always trusting people or noticing when someone’s messing with you becomes hypervigilance in social settings
"Man they really know what you hate huh". Being socially unaware literally plagues him, he knows, he knows it so well.
It’s so quick that it’s almost hard to digest how literal and blatant Laios summoning his monster to crush all the people who’ve hurt him is. His literal go-to coping mechanism for comfort in his literal monster-induced emotionally intense nightmares, saving him by taking away the upsetting element (the humans)
"Monsters are his coping fantasy, where they can whisk him away from humanity, all the hurt it’s caused him and its arbitrary rules" with the subtlety of a brick. Monsters are his comfort safe zone "because they kill humans" yes but no it’s because he pits them as the guardians against humans who to him are in the role of the agressors. To him they represent freedom from the shackles of what it means to be part of humanity, a fundamentally social species
#Fumi rambles#Was asked to post this but a lot of this is present in my shuro-Laios fight analysis from Laios’ pov#Bite sized fumi#Laios touden#Meta#happy nightmare chapter day#Character analysis#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#And humanity being a social species is ofc ultimately not shown as a negative.#Dunmeshi is about unity and coming together when seeking to understand that which you do not!!!#But yeah like imagine if you will that you can never really trust your own perspective of events because you literally can’t tell#Wether the person likes you or hates you and you just can’t tell. Even when they ARE being obvious about it#The nightmare scene is so real like I def have vivid memories where I’m like ‘Ah yeah they cringed here#that should have been a dead giveaway’. It wears on self-esteem and self-trust. Like “you don’t belong in society” in a way they’re#sorta like factually not wrong and like. Oh ok man. Sitting down#Just spitballing here obvi. Personal experience. Hey did you guys know that dunmeshi is good. Man. It’s good#Dungeon meshi#Analysis#Feeling The Owl House Gus meltdown episode in tha club tonight#Sobbing about how the flashbacks we see of Laios’ childhood are only happy when it centers around Falin or the dogs
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Hey. Hey you know what would be cool and fun. First post of 2024. 1000 notes. We can do it. Yeah? Yeah??
Take a picture of my dog as an incentive
#Dogs#Chihuahua#Cute dog#Dog#If every person who follows me likes and reblogs this we could hit 1k EASY. No problemo.#Also look at her. Look at my baby girl. Give her the love and appreciation she deserves#You no like the post? Oh! Jail for followers! Jail for followers for one thousand years!!#Also if you look to the right you can see my other dog lying right by my leg lol#IDK I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN. ANYWAY.#Happy New Year everyone <3333 I’m still sick but tbh it hasn’t been that bad#Compared to the stomach bug I had two weeks ago Covid is feeling like a cakewalk tbh.#Shima speaks
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charles pov from stray by cutevamp
#dbda#dead boy detectives#payneland#charles rowland#edwin payne#listen in my head he’s yours means the same as I’m yours. the way a dog belongs to its owner the person belongs to their dog#the way a sword is an extension of the arm the way a god belongs to the believer as the acolyte belongs to their god. yk.#made this listening to sore feet song by ally kerr which is. god. The payneland song. to me.#like.#I’m tired and weak but I’m strong for you.#wanna go home but my love gets me through.
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Chuuya is on his way!! (inspired by this tweet)
#enartchive#nakahara chuuya#bungou stray dogs#he is coming to the rescue!!!!#I’ve noticed that I love clean lines but I cannot do them myself#like I started using a hard pen in hopes of making it neat and tidy but gave it up halfway#I like doing messier lines methinks#this is why I’m not a lineart person EVER
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Ok, whatever, deconstructs your funyarinpa into tragic schrodingers cat girl ❤️
#zero escape#zero escape 999#999#9 persons 9 hours 9 doors#akane kurashiki#funyarinpa#so the whole idea behind this is I had a hard time seeing the dog in the funyarinpa puzzle… I thought it was supposed to be a face.#I have very bad vision.#but somehow lol it gave me a sort of art idea! turn silly dog puzzle into 999 art.#I actually sketched this out years ago#I’m really sick right now so I’m trying to go back through old art#since I have very little energy to actually make something#I wanna do something with this eventually#like I’ve got an idea for it#but tbh it’s been sitting in my wips for like two years so#throwing it into tumblr#ze spoilers
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whoever edited that bsd official art to make it look like chuuya is holding onto dazai’s arm will be put on trial for irrevocably changing my brain chemistry and making me so much worse
the original and the edit in question. this artwork really makes me crave a mid to late 19th century historical au where Chuuya is a swordsman struggling with changes to his job due to the meiji restoration and with Dazai as a detective/private investigator who hires Chuuya as his bodyguard when a seemingly harmless investigation turns dangerous. they kind of hate each other (as per usual) but Chuuya needs the job and Dazai, while he proclaims to dislike chuuya, is also very smitten with chuuya’s fighting style and temper (as per usual).
#also the person who edited that bsd dead apple official art to make it look like they are holding hands will be put in jail without a trial#the red ribbon tangled around their intertwined hands 😵💫#<- does that person know the impact and damage that edit did to society?#oh yeah btw I’m not sure if the clothes fit mid - late 19th century but those decades make for a cool setting#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd fanart#soukoku#skk#bsd dazai#chuuya nakahara#osamu dazai#bsd chuuya#my art#bsd#I need more skk historical aus :( if I had the time and a solid story idea (more than just the vibes) I would write this#although I feel like I wouldn’t be able to do that setting justice with my current knowledge about mid to late 19th century japan#I finished this one a month ago and just didn’t post it because there was stuff that I wasn’t happy with (finally managed to fix them lol)
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Going up to a guide dog user and saying, to their dog, something along the lines of “your mommy doesn’t let me pet you. I know, it’s so unfair,” in a baby voice is first of all counterproductive, because that’s just as distracting for the dog as petting them would be, and second of all, is actually really casually guilt trippy and I don’t like it
#PSA#please stop#it makes me feel like I’m being a shitty person even though you’re the one who’s disrespecting the rules of engagement#disability things#guide dogs#service dog
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So I heard we were redesigning the Scooby gang for funsies. And character design is my passion so… Have this college au!
I honestly think that Velma would be the only one who’s actually a criminal justice major or going to school for a similar field, but I also think she’d minor in like robotics or something. She’s got a full scholarship bc she’s like a super genius or something.
Daphne is a fashion design major but dabbles in a few other things when she isn’t doing mystery stuff with the gang. I’ve always seen her as a jack of all trades type who can pick up skills p easily tbh. She’s just girlboss like that. Also the fact that Shaggy wears socks and sandals drives her nuts.
Fred is a theater kid and if you think otherwise you’re wrong. Idk much about theater majors but I think he’d focus more on the technical side of things, but he’s still a pretty good actor.
Shaggy just seems like they’d be the type to be a culinary arts major bc y’know… food. He’s also on the college track team bc that also makes sense to me. And Scooby is their emotional support dog. Anxiety service dog??? (I’m not all that familiar with the terms and what is considered like a service animal or not so I’m so sorry if that’s not correct.) Also baggy clothes to hold all the snacks.
I imagine that the gang is still solving little mysteries while in school since chaotic stuff just gravitates to them via the power of being main characters, but I also think it would be fun to have like an overarching mystery as well. And I think it would include the gang noticing that despite the normal lifespan of a dog, Scooby doesn’t seem to be getting any older…
#scooby doo#scooby doo fanart#insert suspenseful music here#velma dinkley#daphne blake#fred jones#shaggy rogers#scooby doo college au#vitiligo#also I headcannon velma as half black half hispanic#daphne and freddy are like just a huge european mix idk#and shaggy is mexican for personal reasons lmao#and scooby is allegedly a great dane#but there’s something mysterious about him#ngl I mostly thought up the he isn’t getting any older part bc the thought of the gang having to watch scooby get old and die#is way too fucking painful to think about#so I’m not doing that#also disclaimer yes I just mostly traced a picture of scooby#I can’t draw dogs okay?#at least I’m honest about it#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#character design
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Hi everyone. I’m at a work party where I’m the newer(ish) person and don’t know anybody here at all. The food’s great tho.
#my ramblings#people have brought their partners & I’m looking forlornly with envy#it should be normalized to being someone along and go like ‘this person’s my bestie’#or ‘this person’s the emotional support dog to my nervous cheetah’#alas I’m fated to go it alone forever
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The funny thing about playing botw and Totk is I don’t hate or scorn the Yiga at all. I actually think they’re so well within their rights to be super bitter and angry bc of what the king of Hyrule did to the Sheikah over 10k years ago. I need Kohga to know I am also anti monarchy and we should talk to Zelda about establishing a democracy or at least not giving absolute rule to the Hylian monarch. We should also let the yiga be members of society again and not continue to outcast them when they were actually again SO RIGHT to oppose the crown and refuse to be subdued and have their culture and technology destroyed
Ocarina of Time made me such a Hylian Royal Family and Royal Knights of Hyrule hater hjdgnlsdjnfjlsd
#like I love you Zelda but please abolish the monarchy immediately there’s better ways to rule than giving one person ultimate ruling power#that led to the Sheikah being used as dogs over and over in history and we should put in protections to prevent that from happening again#I think Zelda is a great leader and I’m so sure that the people of Hyrule would absolutely vote her to lead the country#but again it’s like… look at why the hylians have done to the Sheikah over and over like this shouldn’t happen again 😭#I get so worked up over this fjkdojfdwkon it’s bc I’m sheik and OOT impa’s no 1 fan#okay that’s enough ranting 💀#tloz#totk#souppe blurb#zelda souppe blurb
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i am so HAPPY . i feel happy. im so in love and i like my job and i enjoy my hobbies and i am so happy!!!!!!!!!!
#i cried a little this morning while walking the dog bc i just feel#really really good lately#things still make me anxious and sad but it’s not my baseline anymore#i don’t think i’ve ever had my baseline be so good???#i’m neutral or happy most of the time like it’s almost uncomfortable#i didn’t realize staying alive could be easy#:))#i am happy#personal
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