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working on something that will probably never see the light of day.. BUT IT LOOKS SO NICE i’m so sad.
#HSR is such a comfort for me i’m going to be honest#especially with huohuo being added?#like idk it’s just. giving me nostalgia to when i first started really getting into genshin#because the first character i ever wanted was hu tao#and they’re both.. spooky yk#augh.. i am so sad tonight for like no reason#i think i should just go to bed tbh that’s probably the issue#if anyone’s curious it’s a HSR network. because. i can’t help myself. but i am trying to help myself bc i already have st pavlov foundation#and the steambird (which isn’t a network but still) and i really… do not….. need to make another network…….. but i really want to#it’s something almost innate for me. every time i’d ever play a game with like#groups or guilds or clubs or whatever#any sort of thing like that#i would aaaaaalways make one. and i would have so much fun w it too.#it’s bled over into my tumblr life helppp#it was always a little bit unhealthy though.#like i would get SO invested into it that it would like. cause me stress.#which like.. isn’t good.#but i haven’t seen any purely HSR networks except for like 2 inactive ones and…#someone stop me actually. it’s the middle of the night. the sun is gonna come up soon. i need to sleep. not make choices.#i’m just gonna embarrass myself bye#especially if i keep rambling in the fucking TAGS ok i’m shutting up now#sorry followers/moots#byebye#me talking to myself like “see .. u literally have this in ur drafts rn.. u could just delete it” but then i go “but i already spent#x amount of time rambling and ppl could just like.. skip over this if they want to so why does it matter”#haha x amount of time. like x from the game reverse 1999#stop i’m so tired goodbye I’M SO SORRY
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hi everyone! this is so lazy but pls enjoy 🫶🫶
warnings: swearing and also slight freaky stuff 😣
you: good morning my sweet girlfriend
kk: wtf
kk: why r u not in my bed??
you: babe… i told u i had to leave early this morning bc i had an appt
kk: for what?
you: getting my nails done
kk: u abandoned me to get ur nails done?
you: yes…?
you: i don’t think i appreciate this attitude maybe i’ll just go back to my dorm
kk: please come back to my place.
you: say pretty please with sprinkles on top
kk: y/n
you: ok see u tmrw then
kk: pretty please with sprinkles on top.
you: ofc i will come back to urs 🥰
kk: 🙄
you: attitude????
kk: no ily
you: aww i love u too!
—-
you: can u plz drive me to my friend’s birthday dinner on friday and pick me up
kk: what times
you: drop me off at 6 pick me up at 9
kk: ok no problem
you: thank u ily
you: i would carpool w my friend serena but i don’t trust her in a car
you: she runs red lights a lot lol
kk: ??? plz don’t ever get into a car with her. i will drive u always
you: aww ur so sweet! not wanting me to die 🥰
kk: anything for my passenger princess
—-
you: CAROLINE ROSE HARVEY
kk: im sorry
kk: i’m so sorry
kk: i’ll make it up to you i promise im so sorry
…
laila: what did you do to kk 😭😭
laila: she’s staring at her phone in horror and when i asked her what was wrong she just said y/n before putting her head in her hands
you: i’m letting her sit in fear for a minute
laila: i admire you a lot ❤️
…
you: so i wake up this morning
kk: yes and u looked so pretty when i left
you: thank u
you: anyways and i then go about my day and i’m ready to run out and do my errands i look at myself in the mirror
kk: and u saw how beautiful u r?
you: yes and also i saw a GAINT FUCKING HICKEY ON MY NECK
you: SEVERAL OF THEM ACTUALLY
kk: do u really want me to say sorry for that
you: yes??? i need so much makeup to cover this up. actually i think u should buy new concealer for me
kk: as long as i can do it again
you: no this is so embarrassing
kk: it’s ok you’ll be saying different later
kk: besides u were encouraging me last night
you: ur delusional i’ve never done that
kk: if u say so babe but we both know
you: *link to new concealer*
kk: just bought 2 prepare to use them up
you: no
kk: yessss
you: no
kk: 😉
you: die
kk: ❤️
—-
you: i’m really craving chick fil a
kk: ok
you: i’m REALLY craving chick fil a
kk: u mentioned that
you: bye u don’t care abt me
you: gonna go text my other hoes
kk: u don’t have other hoes
you: im about to
kk: we’ll see
you: PLEASE GET ME CHICK FIL A
you: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
kk: thought u were texting other hoes?
you: i lied ur my only hoe and ilysm
you: plz get me chick fil a
you: i’ll do a cartwheel on it
kk: ???
kk: babe i’ll get u chick fil a
kk: thanks tho? i think
you: YAYYYY
—-
kk: i know ur asleep right now and i know u r very tired and i’m sorry but i forgot my helmet can u pls bring it to me at the rink
you: how did u forget ur helmet
you: like it weighs 10 pounds and it’s huge
kk: mean
kk: and idk i’m stupid plz bring it
you: ugh fine i’m On my way!
you: omw.
you: im not excited
kk: i love u so much u r the light of my life i cannot imagine waking up without ur beautiful face next to me u are brighter than the sun and i love u
you: thank u shakespeare ur so romantic
you: can we go shopping tmrw and u pay i need new pants
kk: u don’t need pants
you: it’s 9am
kk: yes we can go shopping tmrw
you: love u!
kk: ❤️
—-
you: hi
you: are u doing anything tn?? i feel like we haven’t seen each other in forever
kk: i know baby i miss u
kk: i have practice until 8 but u can come over still after? sleepover?
you: yes definitely i’ll be there
kk: i cant wait to see u pretty girl
—-
you: omg this restaurant looks so good we should go
kk: sunday at 6?
you: um yes i’m free
kk: just made a reservation
you: damn 😭 i’m impressed
kk: whatever my girl wants she gets 🤷♀️
—-
you: hi baby
…
you: so what position u got her in rn?
you: missionary? cowgirl?
kk: why do i love u
you: blocked
kk: i have no girls in no positions except for u
you: why are u so busy then?
kk: picked up this new hobby called hockey idk if it will go anywhere
kk: been at the gym for an hour about to go hit the rink
you: send workout pics 😜
—-
kk: hiiiiiiiiii
you: hi babe
kk: tone down that attitude plz
you: ?
kk: actually
kk: turn around show me that ass
you: are u drunk rn
kk: maybe
kk: you have an amazing ass do i tell u that enough
kk: i should tell u more
kk: i love ur ass
you: thank u…
you: do u need to be picked up?
kk: no laila is dd
kk: wanted to talk to my pretty girl
you: u sure know how to make a girl blush
kk: only u babe
kk: i like ur boobs too
you: oh my god pls hand the phone to laila
kk: this is laila don’t worry we’re going home rn
you: laila ur a goddess thank u
kk: i try ❤️❤️
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𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒄𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 part three | previous part ౨ৎ oscar x reader
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oscarpiastri
cute cat
yourusername
wow who is this famous man in my dms
🤔😲
oscarpiastri
not famous
yourusername
ok mr f1 driver
oscarpiastri
i said cute cat
🙄🙄
yourusername
me and my cat 🤓
oscarpiastri
very cute, did you know that ?
yourusername
what?
yeah she is
oscarpiastri
wait no
i meant you?
yourusername
🤔
ohmygod.
oscarpiastri
sorry that was odd
yourusername
😭😭🫠🫠😵💫😵💫
no it’s okay
thank you
you’re cute too ‘!:&;&;/$:@/&;@,&/&-“/&;
oscarpiastri
😅😅
thank you
yourusername
of course
uh
i gotta bounce
bye!!!
oscarpiastri
bye, talk to you later?
yourusername
of course 😊
y/n ⛄️
GUYS
HELLO
HELP
xienma 🛐
yeah?
madeline 🤺
are you okay queen 🙏🏼
y/n ⛄️
DULCE
HOTLINE
GUY
xienma 🛐
WHAT HAPPENED
WHAT DID HE DO
y/n ⛄️
he said i was CUTE???????
then i told him i had to BOUNCE?!?!?!??
madeline 🤺
LMFAOOOOO
loser ahh
jkjk
y/n ⛄️
he’s so cute guys
i wanna bite him (affectionately)
xienma 🛐
his fans tho 😭😭
THEY GON GET UUU
y/n ⛄️
me fighting the bad fans
madeline 🤺
i’m just imagining u on those
wag gossip accounts 😭😭
‘oscar piastri spotted with a NORMAL girl named y/n l/n
and we already found her insta 🤫’
y/n ⛄️
NO STOP
that’s so SCARY…
xienma 🛐
our baby is gonna be all grown up
becoming a wag for a sport she doesn’t
know about 😔
y/n ⛄️
i don’t even know him like that 🌝
like YEAH, i stalked his insta and
found his old karting pics..
and stalked his twitter
and the mclaren youtube channel
BUT I DONT KNOW HIM
madeline 🤺
it’s giving delusional, obsessed,
crazy, insane ass bitch
xienma 🛐
ily mad but ik you aren’t talking…
u FOUND UR SITUATIONSHIPS HOUSE
ON ZILLOW???
y/n ⛄️
literally….. bro
biggest hater n for WHAT
I aint setting you up with none of his friends 🤓
madeline 🤺
OH NAWUH
PLEASE 😭
y/n ⛄️
don’t talk to me 🙄🙄
i’m going to my bed
and i’m goin to cry
for embarrassing myself
xienma 🛐
go talk to him later
give it like an hour tho
don’t wanna seem obsessed x
y/n ⛄️
ur right ok
bye
im gonna think abt my actions 😞
madeline 🤺
bye queen 👩🍳
oscah 🦅
LANDO
LANDO
LANDO
LANDO
HELP
landoh 🥸
bro what do u want
i swear
DONT EVEEEN MENTION HER…..
oscah 🦅
oh uhmm
hahaha 😅 totally wasn’t gonna mention her
landoh 🥸
atp just tell me 🤦
oscah 🦅
THANK YOU
okay so
i called her cute
and i think she freaked out
landoh 🥸
bro u were supposed to act mysterious
🙄🙄 u were supposed to play hard to get!!!
oscah 🦅
lando what
OK BUT DO U THINK I SHOULDNT HAVE CALLED HER CUTE THEN????
landoh 🥸
ok no
how did u say it first of all
oscah 🦅
okay so she sent me like a mirror selfie
landoh 🥸
mirror selfie u say 😏😏
oscah 🦅
🤨🤨
OK but her cat was in it
and i was like “very cute, did you know that?”
landoh 🥸
OK RIZZLERR 😍😍
oscah 🦅
but.
landoh 🥸
but? 🤔
oscah 🦅
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TALKING ABOUT
HER CAT.
landoh 🥸
thats embarrassing
oscah 🦅
yeah but then i told her i was
talking about her and not her cat
then she said I was cute as well 😊
but she left in a rush
landoh 🥸
u are cute babe 😉😉
okay no but
idk she wants u 😂‼️
oscah 🦅
i am stalking her instagram rn
landoh 🥸
again???
i litch saw u stalking it when we were in a meeting with zak 😭
oscah
You’re lying on my name
landoh
no need to be embarrassed 🥸🥸
my boy is all grown up!!!
oscah 🦅
😒😒
landoh 🥸
dont give me attitude
I am literally the reason why you
even know her!! U WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN ON DULCE HOTLINE IF IT WASNT FOR ME
oscah 🦅
okay thanks i guess
🤦🤦
landoh 🥸
pull up hoe
oscah 🦅
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING???
landoh 🥸
DONT talk to me
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
oscah 🦅
my honest reaction
okay bye mate
landoh 🥸
bye oscah
don’t embarrass yourself again
oscah 🦅
i wont
hopefully 🤔
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yourusername man i sure do love myself
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user realest mfo out there
user lando?? hello??
user why is lando in the likes
madeline_han LMFAOO WHY IS HIS HOMEBOY IN UR LIKES
→ yourusername stop idk?? 🤷♀️
→ landonorris I didn’t mean to double tap……
→ yourusername 🤔🤔
xienmasventura ily ur so cute
→ yourusername ilym gorgeous 🫶🏼
landonorris **** is drooling over these photos
→ user the censor?? 🤔🤔🤔
oscarpiastri
you looked pretty in your post
yourusername
ahhh 🤭
thank you
oscarpiastri
yeah of course :)
sorry that lando was in your likes
yourusername
no it’s fine
it’s just kinda funny 😭
oscarpiastri
this could be us, just saying 🤷🤷
like could be us if you gave me your number…
yourusername
the garfield to my arlene 🙈
I’m convinced 🤗
my number is ***-***-***
oscarpiastri
okay 😊
y/n ⛄️
CODE RED!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
HE ASKED FOR MY NUMBER.
xienma 🛐
you gave it to him
RIGHT????
y/n ⛄️
duh 🙄
madeline 🤺
omg 😱😱
the number … big steps
y/n ⛄️
ik im FREAKING out
xienma 🛐
who does this lil boy think he is 🙄
stealing my gf 😭😪
y/n ⛄️
dw bae, i’m 4ever urs
madeline 🤺
why was his homeboy in ur likes tho
y/n ⛄️
idk tbh 😭
i think it was an accident
xienma 🛐
stop cause he’s kinda….
madeline 🤺
OKK GIRL……
🌝
xienma 🛐
stfu thats why your ex looked like the blonde
bitch from polar express 💀💀
y/n ⛄️
naw thats foul
now ME PERSONALLY….. 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
ok bye HE MESSAGED ME 😊
oscar 😊
heeyoo
sorry i didn’t message you right away 😅
y/n
no that’s fine 😭
soo what are you up to
oscar 😊
nothing much
I’m pretty bored tbh
y/n
me too 😪
oscar 😊
i suck at 8 ball
y/n
i doubt it
now play back 😠😠
oscar 😊
yes ma’am
wait why am i kinda good
y/n
i’m the goat at 8 ball
oscar 😊
if i win u owe me a kiss
y/n
ig you aren’t getting a kiss??
oscar 😊
🙄🙄
🤷🤷??
y/n
FUCK 😭😭😭
too bad u aren’t in france
oscar 😊
omw to france as we speak 🙄
y/n
🐌🐌 escaping rn
WOAH WAIT
i just got 13K followers out of nowhere???
oscar 😊
huh 😭 thats crazy
y/n
oh my god
😨😨
oscar 😊
what?
y/n
i got posted on those f1 gossip pages
CAUSE OF UR LITTLE FRIEND 😭😭
oscar 😊
i’m so sorry
uhm I didn’t mean for that to happen
oh my god 😭 I’m really sorry
y/n
oh no, it’s not your fault!!
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f1_gossip NEW WAG? Y/n L/n is a 22-year-old university student. She currently lives in france, according to her posts. Lando commented and liked her post earlier today.
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user is this confirmed?
→ user no lol they’re just spreading rumors
user she’s so pretty!!
user honestly 😭😭 I don’t think they are
→ user same.. like can he not just comment and like her post??
→ user RIGHT! like let him live
user god i hope not… she’s.. 🌝
→ madeline_han so mad n for what? he ain’t gonna pick u!!
user why is he always pulling the baddies
xienmasventura yourusername LMFAOOO GIRL
→ yourusername 🌝🌝 deleting my account
landonorris she’s not my girlfriend 😊 thanks for spreading rumors though!!!
→ user embarrassing for whoever posted this
→ user fr i’d b BAWLING
౨ৎ HELLLLOOOOO!!! i am back 🐨 sorry for taking FOREVER to update this series… I will try to be better once i’m on winter break 🐌!! anyways i hope you enjoy this bc i was lit up writing it until 2 AM…… 🌝🌝
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New neighbors
(Ellabs x reader)
Warnings: masterbation at the end for like a second, suggestive, poly.
A/n: if you want a part two let me know in my asks of DMs
You stand in your kitchen with baking ingredients spread all across your counters. “What does the recipe say again?” You talk to yourself. “Ah, half a cup”. You continue to make your brownies with a smile on your face. You open your curtains after deciding it’s too dark in the room, that’s when you notice two women inside the house next to yours. Oh, someone is moving in?
You see it’s a blonde and a brunette, both of them are very attractive. Your eyes scan both of them for a good few minutes. You snap out of the trance you are in when the timer of the oven goes off. You grab your brownies and set them aside to cool.
You can’t help but look over there constantly just to see the pretty girls. Are they best friends? Sisters..well no they can’t be. Girlfriends? Your mind races as you get lost in thought. When you feel eyes on you, you look up to see them both smiling at you. You awkwardly wave before frantically drawing curtains back. “What the hell did I just do..” you facepalm yourself for being so awkward.
A few days pass and you still can’t remove the image of their smiles from your head. You really wanna introduce yourself, however you don’t know how. You’re pondering around your bedroom until you think of the perfect way. You’re gonna make them cookies.
You immediately get to work. Grabbing the sugar and flour and all the good stuff, these have to be perfect. It takes an hour and when you are done it’s 2:30 in the afternoon. You take a peek outside to make sure their car is there, it is.
You look in the mirror in the hallway to prepare yourself for this. With a deep breath and a gentle smile on your face it’s time to go knock.
You skip your way down the sidewalk until you reach their front steps. Your soft hand connects with the sturdy door. The opening swings open to reveal the blonde you’ve already mentally gawked over.
Her muscles look like they could smash you in the concrete and it makes your belly warm. “Uh hi?” The woman says to you, making you jump out of your thoughts. “Oh hi I’m your neighbor and I baked some cookies for you” you say anxiously fidgeting. “Aw sweet” she says plainly, taking the container for your hands. You felt like she just dismissed all your hard work for them. Suddenly you see the brunette at the door with her hand on the salty woman’s shoulder.
“don’t be rude to this sweet girl” her words made you blush and stare at your feet. “I’m sorry about that, Abby can be mean, I’m Ellie” her voice has the perfect amount of rasp. Abby scoffs at her. “You can come in if you want”
They have such contrasting personalities and for whatever reason it makes you melt. “Thank you for the cookies that was sweet” Ellie says while Abby takes a seat next to you.
“Why did you decide to move here of all places” you ask. “We thought it was a cute little neighborhood to explore our love in” Ellie says, making your eyes widen. “Shocked we’re a couple?” Abby says and you nod. “It’s nothing against you both it’s just there’s not many fellow queer women around here”
“Well it must be nice to know us now”
Abby’s hand subtly touches your thigh, causing you to flinch from the unexpected feeling. She’s so beefy it’s so sexy. You just wanna suck on her fingers.
Your cheeks turn red as you see that Ellie saw that interaction. You get embarrassed and quickly make an excuse to leave. “Bye Ellie and Abby i just remembered i have something important to do” you mutter while walking out.
You slam your door shut and may twist your hands in hand. “I just exposed myself in front of the two prettiest girls I’ve ever seen” you slap your forehead. You go up to your room to toss and turn in your bed. Every time you thought about them it made it worse. Your mind wandered off to Ellie’s smirk and Abby’s thick fingers and before you could process it your jeans were off and your fingers were drawing circles around your puffy clit.
What you didn’t realize is that your bedroom window was open.
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So Easy
Wanda Maximoff x Male Reader
For @lifespectator and @aloneodi
It’s not like she meant for this to happen. You were so loving and kind, especially to Billy and Tommy. And for young widow, Wanda Maximoff, that was what made you so appealing.
You were a babysitter/ big brother mentor. Billy and Tommy had lost their father at a very young age and it seemed that they were yearning for someone to help guide them.
You were more than happy to become that mentor for them. You’d play soccer with Tommy and then create poetry with Billy. You’d run laps with one boy and help draw pictures with the other. They were practically begging their mom for you to be their babysitter whenever she needed a night out with her best friend and neighbor Agatha.
Every time Wanda saw you playing with her boys, it made her heart flutter. Every time you made the boys or even Wanda giggle, it made her fall that much more in love with you.
And then it all came to a head one night after you had gotten the boys off to sleep before Wanda got home. She walked you to the door, thanking you for your help.
“It was nothing Mrs. Maximoff” you smiled at the young mother. “Billy and Tommy are simply the best.”
Without even thinking, Wanda leaned in and kissed you, “okay bye I love you”
You were absolutely frozen. Shocked but pleasantly shocked. Wanda, meanwhile, went red in the face with embarrassment.
“I’m so sorry” she managed to say as she slammed the door in your face and sunk against the wooden door.
You, on the other hand, walked away with the goofiest smile on your face.
Wanda practically called Agatha about the whole thing. Her friend almost died laughing at hearing Wanda’s little story.
“Scandalous” Agatha answered back, “you got it bad for your boys’ sitter”
Wanda couldn’t stop herself from blushing. It had been so long since she had been in love. So long since she allowed herself to feel that kind of joy. How was it so easy for her to fall for you?
Didn’t take long for Wanda to try and invite you over for dinner. Just a little meal to straighten things over. The boys practically tackled you as you walked thru the door.
They told you about their day at school. And yes you were paying attention to them but your heart was drawn to the young widow preparing the meal for all of you.
You walked into the kitchen as Wanda was slaving away at a hot stove.
“Will you at least let me help if we’re not gonna talk about last night?” You joked as you aided Wanda with the meal prep.
The two of you worked in tandem, soon, dinner was in the oven and you had a few minutes to talk.
Wanda bites her lip in worry as she looks at you, “I-I don’t know what came over me. I’ve never felt this way for anyone in a long time”
“I understand”
“It’s not like I was trying to throw myself at you” Wanda lets out a nervous laugh, “it’s just that everything’s so easy when I’m with you.”
You take a step towards her. Her nimble fingers play with one another out of a nervous little habit.
“I like being with you and my boys” she tries to say, “they’re everything to me and I’m so glad that they have someone like you and…and…”
You take her cheek in your hand, caressing her porcelain face. Your eyes wander to her Ruby red lips. Her eyes dart to yours.
Like metal to a magnetic, you two launch at each other. Wanda holds you tight as your arms wrap around her waist. You kiss her lips with all the passion you thought you buried deep down. Out of pure instinct one of her legs wraps around your waist as you gently push her against the fridge.
“I love you” you whisper against her lips. “I’ve loved you for so long”
“Same here…detka” her voice drips with that little nickname.
You share slow loving kisses as her hands massage your scalp. Her touch, the very thing you’ve craved, satisfies your very soul.
“Wanda?”
“Mmm?”
“I think the oven’s about to go off” you warn as the smell of something slightly burnt fills the air. Wanda giggles as you and her pull away.
“To be continued” she giggles before giving you one last kiss.
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BRO? -
[ot7 x reader]
JIMIN -
y/n: bro
jimin: wys gang?
y/n: i just threw up in my mouth
jimin: you started it
on GOD 🙏🏻
y/n: stop
jimin: nah bro
what did you want dude
y/n: wanted you to pick me up
jimin: okay gang
on god i can do that for you
y/n: wanted
past tense
jimin: don’t even worry gang ur bros got you
y/n: ykw i’m so good gang 🙏🏽
bye
jimin: wait no come back 🥺
y/n: lol gang you into me or something??
jimin: i might be gang…
y/n: bro…
jimin: bro….
*whimpers*
y/n: bro????
jimin: no my fault bro i was getting into it
y/n: nah you always on that weird shit bro
jimin: i’m sowwy 🥺🥺🥺🥺
y/n: u tripping ong
bye again
jimin: dhmu only real bros would get it 🙏🏻😓
y/n: i’m real
jimin: real FAKE
y/n: ur real ugly
jimin: bro…
y/n: bro.
jimin: you’ve crossed the fucking line
y/n: sue me broski
jimin: how about i fuck you
y/n: this is why i distance myself from you
jimin: sorry nature takes over sometimes
y/n: ???
jimin: ???
y/n: tae core
jimin: we are not the same
y/n: i think you are
jimin: bro ong u tweaking
y/n: no bro ong i’m on to something
let me cook
jimin: cook me a orgasm lol
y/n: i’m blocking you lol
YOONGI -
y/n: dude
yoongi: wrong person?
y/n: no?
yoongi: i’m telling you you’ve got the wrong person
y/n: i’m telling you i haven’t
yoongi: ur not funny
y/n: i’m laughing
yoongi: i’m not
y/n: cheer up bro
yoongi: fuck off
y/n: bro you can talk to me about anything
it’s okay
yoongi: i want to break up with my girlfriend
y/n: OMG????
yoongi: i thought i could talk to you about anything
y/n: i’m ur girlfriend tho :(
yoongi: though we were bros??
y/n: sometimes
yoongi: that’s not how it works
y/n: you clearly know nothing about bro code…
embarrassing
yoongi: sometimes i think violent thoughts
y/n: tf is bro talking about 💀
yoongi: leave me alone
y/n: do you love me
yoongi: do you want and honest answer
y/n: dude is acting like he hasn’t almost proposed to me several times 💀💀
yoongi: what do you actually want leave me alone
y/n: brotha wants to be left alone 💀
yoongi: stop talking like that
and i am not ur brother that’s nasty
y/n: why won’t you love me for me
yoongi: you’re annoying
y/n: sighs i know what dream feels like now
that’s what the mask is
that’s what the point of the mask is…
yoongi: tf is dream??
y/n: sorry did i give you flash backs
i miss no more dream yoongi
bring him back!!!
yoongi: no
y/n: he can be ur alter ego
or like on a full moon you transform into debut yoongi
where you roam the streets spitting in peoples faces
yoongi: debut me did not spit in peoples faces
y/n: ok???
but you looked like you did
sorry for assuming geez
you were more of a biter those days i remember
yoongi: i bit you once
y/n: ONE TIME TOO MANY MIN YOONGI
thinking about that day brings a tear to my eye
the shock the fear the betrayal it’s all coming back to me
yoongi: are you done?
y/n: yeah bro :/
yoongi: bye
NAMJOON -
y/n: i want to chew on ur eyeballs
namjoon: that’s nice babe
y/n: i’ll crawl into ur skin
we will be one
namjoon: ok
y/n: god ur sosososos obsessed with me
namjoon: always
y/n: bro
namjoon: ??
y/n: ??
namjoon: i thought we were being nice to each other
y/n: that was nice
namjoon: you called me bro?
y/n: yeah?
namjoon: ok
y/n: do we have a problem?
namjoon: never
y/n: wow ur so obedient
namjoon: ok stop
y/n: why
namjoon: ur being weird again
y/n: again??
namjoon: you opened this conversation i want to chew on your eyeballs
y/n: and??
namjoon: i can only take so much
y/n: lame as hell bro
namjoon: why are you calling me bro?
y/n: it’s cute
namjoon: bro is cute??
y/n: no
namjoon: why do you chose to lie to me?
y/n: bored
namjoon: interesting
y/n: it’s not
i’m bored
namjoon: that sucks baby
go for a run or something idk?
y/n: are you saying i need to lose weight
namjoon: no wtf?
y/n: i think ur saying i need to lose weight
namjoon: ur putting words in my mouth
y/n: soon ur gonna start putting salad in mine
namjoon: bro
y/n: DID YOU JUST BRO ME????
namjoon: ur seeing things
y/n: OH MY GOD IVE JUSTBEEN SHOT IN THE CHEST
SOMONE CALL THE AMBULANCE
OW OW OW IT HURTS IT BURNS
I DONT THINK IM GONNA MAKE IT
namjoon: i think i’m gonna go for a run
y/n: how about you run away and never come back
namjoon: oh
y/n: go “oh” with ur new bitch
namjoon: my new bitch?
y/n: bet she loves when you call her bro
namjoon: you called me bro first…
y/n: what’s ur point???
namjoon: what are you mad at me?
y/n: i’m so hungry
namjoon: what
y/n: what
namjoon: love..
are you ok?
y/n: what does ok mean in this day and age joon?
namjoon: should i come home?
y/n: dude just go back to working out with all ur little buddies
namjoon: you miss me??
y/n: ur insane
namjoon: i’m omw home
y/n: idc bro!!!
namjoon: so i can work out for 2 more hours then?
y/n: whatever come home bitch
namjoon: love u seen you soon
HOSEOK -
y/n: bro jimin just threw a rock at me
hobi: oh no
do you need mouth to mouth cpr
y/n: i need more than cpr
in so much pain rn
hobi: wait
??????
you just called me bro?????
y/n: why is that ur biggest concern rn
i said jimin just threw a rock at me A ROCK
a really big fucking rock
hobi: no you said bro jimin just threw a rock at me
BRO
like????
what is wrong with you?
y/n: I JUST GOT A ROCK THROWN AT ME
THATS WHATS WRONG
YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST GOT A ROCK THROWN AT HER
hobi: WELL CLEARLY I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND CUZ SHE JUST CALLED ME BRO
y/n: are you serious??
hobi: are you??
y/n: fine
hobi: fine
y/n: bro
hobi: it doesn’t even hurt me anymore
y/n: whatever you say buddy
hobi: carry on
y/n: k pal
hobi: 🙄
y/n: dude
hobi: i’m killing myself
y/n: you sound hurt
hobi: ok??
y/n: really that that deep bro…
hobi: OKAY STOP
y/n: pussy
hobi: am i a pretty pussy 🥺?
y/n: hoseok what the actual fuck
hobi: i’m feeling really insecure rn
can you please validate me
this is ur fault if we think about it
tell me i’m your petty pussy
y/n: ??????
ur fucking out of ur mind
why would i say that
why would you say that
wtf is wrong with you
hobi: plz
then i’ll like throw a rock back at jimin or something
avenge you
y/n: i’m not dead
hobi: ok ur just difficult then
say it pleaseeeeee
y/n: ew no go away
hobi: this isn’t love
y/n: it’s not
hobi: what happened to through sickness and health
y/n: so you admit you’ve got some kind of mental illness
hobi: why does it have to be mental
why couldn’t i have a physical illness
like being hot as fuck
hahahaha lol wow i’m so hilarious
y/n: u right u funny as hell cuz you ugly as fuck wow!!!!!!!
hobi: you didn’t mean that
y/n: bro
hobi: i’m gonna start crying
y/n: hobi…
hobi: babe
y/n: are you fr crying…
hobi: no lol
y/n: ur my pretty pussy
hobi: you mean it?
y/n: don’t push it.
TAEHYUNG -
tae: why are you being so loud
y/n: ???
i’m not doing anything
can you hear tan?
tae: oh yeah
thought you were barking
y/n: why would i be fucking barking bro wtf???
tae: u could be trying new things
i wouldn’t judge you if you were
y/n: no
tae: shame
y/n: shame?
tae: bro?
y/n: what
tae: you called me bro by accident
y/n: ???
tae: babe you called me bro
y/n: ok
tae: by accident
why did you call me bro by accident
y/n: it wasn’t an accident
i typed it
on purpose
tae: why would you do that
y/n: ?
to communicate?
bro idk
tae: you did it again lol
why?
why bro?
could of said babe
baby even
no?
y/n: why does bro bother you?
tae: no lol ofc not wtf
you just don’t call me that
y/n: well i do now
tae: k
y/n: k?
tae: something wrong?
y/n: ur mad at me?
tae: no
y/n: upset
tae: never
y/n: ur not a child tell me
tae: bro does things to me
y/n: that sentence is crazy as hell
tae: PAUSE
y/n: paused
tae: don’t ever bro me again you slut
y/n: bro
tae: hey!!!
y/n: you do did not need to call me a slut
tae: was that not sexy
y/n: no
bro
tae: i hate it
y/n: bro
tae: it’s gross
I’m your boyfriend
y/n: barely
tae: meaning??
y/n: i’m sure you can figure out the meaning
tae: i know what barley means!
y/n: i’m glad
tae: why am i barley ur boyfriend??
y/n: ur strange
no offence
actually all offence
u harm my public reputation constantly
tae: i think ur so in love with me
y/n: i’m glad you’ve taken the delusion route instead of the depressed one
tae: sometimes your funniest friends are the most depressed ones…
y/n: ur so right i should give jin a call ❤️🙏🏽
tae: i was talking about me
y/n: we are not friends and ur not funny
tae: ur right we’re dating and i’m fucking hilarious
y/n: bro…
tae: come kiss me on my hot mouth babe 😋
y/n: i’ll pass
JUNGKOOK -
y/n: dude
jk: me?
y/n: yes
jk: are we fighting?
y/n: no why
jk: dude??
y/n: dude
jk: ok
y/n: are you crying rn?
jk: no?
y/n: i can hear you
jk: why would you ask then
y/n: wanted to see if you were a sick little liar
jk: i am
y/n: you are
jk: tell me you love me
y/n: lol
jk: i’ll throw up
y/n: make sure u clean it up
jk: babe
y/n: bro
jk: would you love me if i was a worm?
y/n: no
jk: but you told me you would last week
y/n: that’s cuz you were drunk and would of started crying if i said no
jk: i’m crying now
y/n: exactly
it’s 10x worse when ur drunk
jk: maybe you have a point
y/n: are you still crying?
jk: no
y/n: i can still hear you
jk: no
y/n: dude
OH MY GOD DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST THROW UP??????/)£/£:££
jk: yes
y/n: JUNGKOOK WHAT THE HELL
jk: i told you
y/n: that’s not healthy
like at all
that’s really worrying actually
jk: i love you
y/n: clearly wow
that’s insane
jk: do you want to kiss me?
y/n: no
you just threw up
jk: or did i?
y/n: you did
jk: i did
y/n: it’s okay
jk: is it
y/n: no
jk: :c
i’ll clean it
y/n: it’s okay i’ll do it
jk: why
do you maybe like me a bit
y/n: no
jk: oh
y/n: go get comfy in bed
jk: but i have to clean
y/n: i said i’ll do it
jk: r u sure
y/n: no
jk: oh
y/n: i do not hear you moving upstairs jungkook
jk: i’m going i swear
sorry for throwing up
y/n: sorry for calling you dude
jk: fr?
y/n: no
jk: knew it
it’s okay tho
i’m strong
y/n: you just threw up cuz i called you dude?
jk: i can be strong sometimes
just caught me at a weak moment
y/n: you have a lot of weak moments don’t you?
jk: sometimes it’s hard to tell if you like me
y/n: i got the biggest crush on u fr
jk: 🫢
woah
i’m in bed now
y/n: kk be with you in 5 bro
jk: stop it
y/n: 🫢
SEOKJIN-
y/n: bro can you order pizza pls i’m begging you
jin: normally i would be into you begging but the bro is throwing me off
y/n: wdym???
are you ordering or not
i’m hungry
???
HELLO
DUDE
COME ON
jin: no
stop calling me those names
y/n: bro?
dude????
why?
jin: i am not your bro nor dude
y/n: ur my dude <3
jin: adding a heart does not make it any better
dude is for like friends
idk if you have any but i am NOT one of those
y/n: um wtf i have friends
jin: the members don’t count
y/n: WHY DON’T THEY COUNT?
jin: ur sad
y/n: bro
jin: do you want to break up
y/n: lowkey
jin: wtf
y/n: look me in the eyes bro
jin: no
y/n: yes
jin: no
y/n: this is kinda hot
jin: lmao not surprised i have that charm to me
y/n: sorry wrong chat
jin: what
y/n: anyways ur were too slow yoongi ordered me pizza
and i’m not sharing
jin: i don’t want any of yoongi’s nasty pizza
i hope the pizza place spits on it
y/n: ur mad
jin: ur single
y/n: finally
jin: ?
y/n: ?
jin: i find our love so comforting ❤️
y/n: dude you have lost ur mind
jin: okay wtf
ur acting like you don’t want me
y/n: loooooooooooooooooool
jin: and people think i’m the mean one
y/n: i tolerate you
jin: what is the issue???
if you want to fight we can
i’m ready meet me in the ring at 6
y/n: don’t you have a military service to be serving??
jin: i will serve crack before i severe this country
y/n: yikes
i’ll snitch
jin: ofc you will
you rat
y/n: wow is that how you feel?
jin: yep
y/n: wow
jin: don’t act all nice now you started this
was mean for no reason
finish the battle rat
y/n: ur fucking old
jin: ok wtf
you can no longer send messages to this contact!
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Internets Favorite Fangirl
paring ✦ Bella Ramsey x Fem!Reader
summary ✦ You are the internets most famous fangirl. You were a famous actor with no shame in thirsting over celebrities. So naturally you’re very public about your love with Pedro Pascal. Only to switch up when watching TLOU, fancying Bella. What happens when you show up to an award show they’re both attending? poorly proofread
word count ✦ 3,700ish
authors note ✦ hey sorry I’ve been mia I missed all y’all and want to start posting again anyways here’s a bellaxreader I wrote several months ago lmao im gonna post a few bella things I’ve been working on and even venture into tlou ((Abby Anderson is the love of my FUCKING LIFE)) ily bye
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It had become a reoccurring theme in your press interviews to be asked who your recent celebrity crush was. It started when you landed your first big movie. Shortly after the release in a chance to find out more about you fans search the internet for any crumb they could find. Someone found an old Harry Styles fan page you had when you were a teen. You were absolutely mortified by the stuff they were finding. Deleting it wouldn’t undo it so you learned to embrace it. Quickly becoming the internets most famous fan girl.
Making TikTok’s and tweets thirsting after unattainable celebrities. The whole internet eating it up and thirsting along with you. Your most recent viral moment was a TikTok you made featuring the infamous dvcree Pedro Pascal edit. Your face green screened over the original with a caption talking about this singular edit has taken over your for you page and you were enjoying every second of it.
With the upcoming release of the anticipated second movie to your most popular role you were busy doing press work. Sometimes by yourself but mostly with the rest of the cast. Today you were invited to do an google auto complete video with you male costar, Johnathan, who plays your love interest.
The first board asking where your from, then your age, and other basic questions. The next board is handed to you all the google searches begin with ‘who’.
“Who is y/n?” You read aloud laughing as you read.
“I am. That’s me. I act sometimes but mostly embarrass myself on the internet.” You costar laughs agreeing with the last half of your statement.
“Who is y/n dating?”
“I wish I had some juicy gossip to share but I’m as single as it gets.”
“Who is y/n’s celebrity crush?” You sit there and think, your smile grows bigger when it comes to your mind.
“Oh this one’s easy. I know.” Jonathan says.
“Who?”
“Pedro Pascal.”
“Pssssh that was so last week.” Jonathan audibly gasps.
“Who then?”
“We’ll it’s actually his fault.”
“Who’s fault?”
“Pedro’s.”
“Please explain.” Jonathan says confused.
“Well I’m late on the train but I just binged watch The Last of Us. I was the last of us to watch it.” You laugh at your own joke, Jonathan doesn’t only shakes his head disapprovingly.
“Anyways I started watching it for Pedro but stayed for Bella Ramsey.”
“Bella? The one who played Ellie?” Jonathan asks, his face telling you he doesn’t get it.
“Yeah them. You may not understand but the girls will get it.” You respond.
“Okay you heard it here first y/n is single and wants Bella Ramsey. My turn.” He says as he reaches for his board to read off the questions directed at him.
—
A few days pass before the video is released. Your publicist notify you it’s out and you don’t dare watch it, just pray that you didn’t do anything to embarrassing this time. It doesn’t take long before your notifications are flooded with people talking about the interview. You read a few before realizing a theme, Bella.
Everyone is tagging Bella in clips of you gushing over her. An edit of you saying the girls will get it followed by edited clips of Bella to the beat of a song. You may have watched it one too many times before favoriting it. Just as you about to close TikTok you get an Instagram notification from a verified account. It’s Bella following you, you click the notification not believing for a second it’s real.
But it is.
—
Two weeks ago Bella had made the first move by following you on Instagram. The internet went crazy when they realized quickly shipping the two of you. No one realizing that was the extent of your relationship, mutually following each other on instagram. It had crossed your mind at least a hundred times, you had drafted plenty first messages. Always deleting your words before you could muster up the courage to press send.
Tonight no different, you were in the process of preparing for a movie and tv awards show. In your dressing room being pampered by your glam squad. Clicking away at your phone looking for any sign that Bella was going to be here tonight. If they were you’d have no choice by to say hello. Cursing yourself because if only you had messaged Bella beforehand this would be less awkward.
A knock at your door steals your attention and your crew stops what there doing. The door opens revealing your manager, the biggest grin on her face. Something was up.
“We have a surprise for you.” She sings with a soft smile.
“So finish what your doing and meet us in room A3.” She says before shutting the door. You ask your team if they know what’s happening but they all answer with a shrug of the shoulders.
—
“Why are there cameras?” You ask as your guided to room A3. The door is shut, your mind races wondering what it could possibly be. Everyone around you is looking suspiciously excited for what’s about to happen. Your instructed to open the door so you do so, peaking your head in as it creeps open.
With nothing more than your head in the room, you peek around into the darkness. Blinded momentarily when the light turns on from inside. Blinking as an attempt to get your sight back your greeted by none other than Pedro Pascal.
“Absolutely fucking not.” You spit following with a squeal as you shut the door. Leaving Pedro alone in the room with whoever else in there. He erupts into laughter, a sound you had heard many times online.
“There’s no fucking way this is real.” You turn around ready to run greeted by the camera shoved in your face. Realizing you have no choice in this matter. With a nervous breakdown around the corner you open the door. Peaking your head once again making eye contact with Pedro.
“I’m sorry.” You say too afraid to approach already had made a fool of yourself.
“Don’t be.” Pedro laughs, calming your nerves temporarily.
“Hi.” Is all you can manage to spit out.
“Hi honey,” he smiles and waves, making you melt. The two of your still stood a few feet apart. You’re looking him up and down and moving your gaze onto your manger who’s sat in the corner motioning you to get closer.
“You can come closer. I don’t bite.. I mean unless…” His voice trails off and turns into laughter. You laugh before closing the gap, hugging Pedro. After you pose next to Pedro as photos are taken. His arm rests on your shoulder. You look up at the man next to you he’s already looking down at you.
“I was so excited to meet you a few weeks ago.”
“How long have you guys been planning this?” You ask.
“A little over a month.” Your manager answers.
“Yeah then you had to go and switch up on me.” He sighs dramatically, letting his arm fall from your shoulders.
“What did-“
“Don’t act so innocent Y/N. Don’t think I didn’t hear about your new found love for Bella.” Your eyes go wide realizing what he’s talking about.
“They better not pop up out of nowhere. I can’t handle two surprises today.”
“See exactly it’s like I don’t even matter to you anymore.” Pedro whines face falling.
“You do matter but…” You start to go on about Bella but stop your self.
“But what?” Pedro must notice your the worry in your face because he takes it back.
“I’m just giving you a hard time.” He teases.
—
“It really was nice meeting you.” You say your goodbyes but decide to follow it up with an apology for your actions when you were surprised. The cameras were gone now.
“Don’t worry about it. If anything I should be worried. Bella’s not gonna be happy with me.” Your ears perk up at the mention of Bella not being happy.
“Why?”
“I’ve said to much.” He attempts to change the conversation.
“Wait you can’t just say that and pretend like you didn’t.” He let’s out a defeated sigh in response.
“Bella has not shut up about you in weeks. I tried to convince them to tag along but they refused. Which turned into a whole thing. Bella made me promise several times not to embarrass them.” Pedro rambles on before stopping face full of regret.
“I won’t say anything if you won’t.” You respond.
“Deal.”
Maybe you don’t plan on repeating the words that had come out of Pedro’s mouth but they surely lit the fire in your self to finally message Bella or maybe even say hello if you saw them tonight. Your rushed to finish getting ready before being instructed to walk the carpet. Taking pictures first and then stopping to do mini interviews.
Your in the middle of the red carpet where your stood answering questions for some publication. When you hear the crowd and paparazzi roar. Bella is stood next to Pedro, they’re holding hands. Pedro giving his full attention to the cameras while Bella is sneaking glances at you. In front of the camera still and the interviewer waiting for an answer you smile one last time, waving softly before going back to answering. Your whole demeanor changing from the subtle interaction with Bella, suddenly a little more smiley than before.
-
Eventually you’re seated at table, you say your hellos to the few people sitting with you. The seats next to you empty, so you take a peek at the name tags on table. Pedro is suppose to be sat right next to and Bella next to him. You don’t have time to process it because you hear the voice of the man who’s suppose to be sitting next to you. You turn around and he’s busy talking, no sign of Bella. You face forward in your seat, pulling out your phone to distract yourself.
“Told I’m sitting next to you but I don’t want to.” Pedro says from behind you. You smile politely kind of confused watching as he changes Bella’s name place with his. Sitting down where Bella was suppose to be. He sports the biggest grin as you realizing what he’s doing. He whispers you’re welcome before averting his attention else where.
Within seconds your planning your escape but it doesn’t matter because the familiar British accent fills your ears as they chat up some other people at a nearby table. If you left now it’d be too obvious, so you sit there painfully waiting for Bella to sit right next to you. A few long minutes pass before you fill the seat being pulled out and someone sitting down. You look over and smile, making eye contact with Bella who’s a few inches away.
“Hi.” Bella says with a shy smile.
“Hi.” You say back, barely a whisper.
“This is kinda crazy. I’ve never been to an event this big. Especially in America, this is on a whole other level.” Bella explains, staring a conversation.
“Oh yeah you’re probably far from home. Where do you live?” You ask, you already know the answer but Bella doesn’t need to know all that.
“The UK.” Bella responds.
“Oh damn. I’ve had to make that trip a few times. Absolute hell.” You say causing Bella to laugh lightly.
“Yeah kinda. Getting used to it after so many times. It’s usually worth it.”
“Well I hope this time is worth it.” You respond, you haven’t stopped smiling since Bella sat down.
“It already is.” Bella teases, their tone a bit flirty causing you to temporarily malfunction unable to come up with a response. Thank god some camera man comes by asking Pedro and Bella to take some pictures before the show starts.
As soon as Bella’s attention isn’t on you anymore your aggressively messaging your best friend, freaking the fuck out. As you’re typing some one grabs you hand, trying to get you to stand up. It’s Pedro and he’s begging for a photo with you. You happily oblige standing up but Pedro has a plan, posing you next to Bella. He takes a few photos with the two of you before stepping out of the way. Your unsure what to do but without notice Bella arm is around your waist. Pulling you a little closer, you smile for the picture and then look to Bella who’s already looking at you causing you to smile even bigger than before.
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You two spend the beginning of the award show chatting in between breaks and sneaking glances at each other. Pedro constantly giving you looks, letting you know he’s happy with what’s happening. About half way though the show, a member of the shows staff comes to grab you and Pedro. Apparently the two of you presenting a reward.
You were not prepared for this in the slightest but it’s not the first time, you’ll be fine. You keep telling yourself that. It’s your time to go out, Pedro follows closely behind. You smile as everyone starts to cheer, when your finally to the podium Pedro begins reading off the teleprompter. You can’t help but cringe as the words as they come out, praying that it’s not too obvious.
“Today we’re here to present the award for break out actress.” Pedro says.
“Yeah… it’s been so amazing watching these nominees make their dreams come true.” You say through gritted teeth.
“With enough hard work and dedication, your dreams are possible. Just like her dreams.” He laughs, pointing to you.
“What do you mean Pedro?” You read off, sounding entirely out of touch with the words coming out. Confused where this could possibly going.
“Your hard work at being a fangirl, has finally paid off. You got to meet me. The man of your dreams.” Pedro can barley finish, laughing harder than he should be. Stopping every other word to laugh or catch his breath from laughing so hard. You don’t have any words being prompted at you, so you laugh and agree. Being shut up by the sound of your own voice being blasted from behind you.
“Absolutely fucking not.” You hear and followed by the sound of a door being slammed. You turn around in horror seeing yourself, on the biggest screen freaking out about meeting Pedro.
“There’s no fucking way this is real.” Plays on the screen, your curse words being bleeped. This is more embarrassing than anything you could’ve imagined that they had planned for this footage. You watch in full disgust too afraid to face the crowd of thousands. You hear them laughing at every stupid thing that leaves your mouth in the video, adding to your embarrassment.
When the video finally ends, Pedro gives you a hug. Saying something about how it’s okay in your ear but you’re far too gone from the moment to understand him. You turn to the face the crowd, the actor in your turning on.
“Well that was embarrassing.” You laugh.
“It’s okay, everyone loved it.” Pedro responds.
“Yeah everyone but me. Anyways, the nominees are…” You say as at attempt to make this end sooner. The nominees play in the background as you avoid eye contact with everyone in the crowd, just kinda looking off in the distance. Especially Bella because you two were hitting it off so we’ll and now the whole room, including Bella, just watched Pedro talk about your new found love for them.
Pedro starts ripping at an envelope letting you know it’s time to announce. The both of you read of the winner and start clapping. When the winner gets to the stage, you hug them before moving out of the way. Listening intently as they give their speech. It’s finally time to leave and you waste absolutely no time getting off that stage. Once backstage your overwhelmed by the sheer amount of good jobs and laughs at what just happened to you. Your manger tells you that was perfect.
“No more suprises please that was horrible.” You mutter, embarrassed and ready for the night to be over. Your manager apologizes. You make the walk back to the table, being stopped several times on the way. When you finally see your seat, Bella sees you. They flash a smile at you as you sit down. Pedro following close behind.
“That was something.” Bella says teasingly.
“That was embarrassing, I’m sorry.” You say not finding it funny.
“Why are you apologizing?” They ask, face full of concern.
“Because I opened my big mouth and dragged you into this.”
“I don’t mind. I actually kinda enjoy it.”
“Enjoy it?” You ask, your sour mood suddenly disappearing.
“Who wouldn’t enjoy one of the most beautiful and talented actors out there publicly simping for them?” Bella says, bringing your smile back.
“Beautiful?”
“Mhmm and talented.”
The two of you spend the rest of the night talking whenever you can. Pedro often inserting himself, neither of you minding. When it finally ends you can’t help but feel sad. Wishing the night could some how continue. You say your goodbyes, hugging Pedro. Then hugging Bella, a little longer than the hug with Pedro.
“It was nice meeting you.” You say as you pull away.
“You too.” Bella smiles as you walk away, your manager hounding you to get back to the dressing room so you can leave.
“How long are you in town?” You ask.
“I actually have to get on a plane back tomorrow afternoon.” Bella responds, sadness apparent in their voice.
“Oh well, shit that sucks.”
“What do you normally do after an award show?” Bella asks.
“Normally I get some terrible fast food and rot in bed until I fall asleep.” You respond honestly.
“I could go for some terrible fast food..” Bella says, with a hint of hope you’d understand what they were trying to say.
“I’d love it if you joined me.” You say, blush appearing. You make plans with Bella, letting them know you’d have to go to dressing room and unglam yourself. Bella understands following you to the dressing room, waiting for you outside of it. Eventually you come out in sweats, hair tied up and no more makeup.
“We’ll now I feel overdressed.” Bella teases, noticing your causal attire.
“You can borrow some clothes at mine.” You say, not realizing that you’re unofficially inviting Bella over to your home. Bella nods yes, biggest smile plastered on their face as they follow you out of the venue.
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An hour later, Bella and you are laid up in bed. Tummy’s full watching some bad reality show. Doesn’t matter because you two can’t stop talking, not paying much attention to the tv. The conversation flows naturally, never missing a beat. Little did you know the internet was actively loosing their shit over all the content of the two of you tonight. Unaware of all of it, neither of you feeling any need to check your phones.
“I’m so glad I got to meet you tonight.” You say when the conversation starts to lull.
“Me too. I’ve been wanting to message you for weeks but I was absolutely terrified.” Bella admits.
“Me too. I was scared shitless when I realized you were sitting next to me. I’ve made a complete and utter fool of myself.” You say, looking at Bella who suddenly seems way closer than before. Tension between the two of you is heavy.
“Not at all.” Bella reassures you for what feels like the hundredth time.
“You sure? Because I still can’t believe-“ Your words are cut off by Bella kissing you softly, pulling away quickly.
“I like you. Okay? Please don’t fret over it.” Bella laughs, your laid there in shock. The biggest stupidest grin on your face.
“I like you too.” You whisper barley audible cause you’re quick with pressing your lips to Bella’s. This kid lasting a lot longer than the first.
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The next morning, you two sleep in after staying up late. Only giving you two an hour before Bella has to get on the plane. You offer to drive Bella to their hotel, so they can pack and end up dropping them off at the airport too. Saying goodbye with a sweet kiss and plans to see each other in the near future.
You get into your car and pull out of the airport. A whole mix of emotions. Happy because of the prospects of a relationship with Bella but also sadness because Bella lives so far away. If the two of you do end up making it official, it’ll be long distance. The short drive home is spent in silence trying to figure out of the feelings your currently experiencing all at once. When you pull into your garage, your phone goes off its Bella.
Bella: thank you for last night, had so much fun and I can’t wait to see you again
You: is it stupid that I kinda miss you already?
Bella: I miss you too xxx
You catch yourself smiling so hard at your phone. Before you can respond Bella messages you again letting you know that their getting on the plane, they’ll message you as soon as they can. You shoot a short sweet message back and close the messages app.
You start opening your social media apps and your mentions are flooded with Bella and you at the award show. Hundred of photos from the event. People taking notice of the way you two were looking at each other. Then photos of you two leaving together. Most recently blurry photos of you off someones phone, outside of the airport saying goodbye to Bella.
“That was fast.” You groan aloud to yourself. Everyone is assuming the two of you are dating and you can’t blame them. You have a dozen unread messages from family, friends and people on your team.
A notification lets you know Pedro tagged you in a story. You click it and it’s the blurry photo of you kissing Bella outside the airport, with text that says ‘you’re welcome’. He tagged you and Bella in it. You can’t stop the laugh that leaves your mouth. Praying that Bella has knowledge of all this and isn’t blindsided when they get off the plane.
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My Familiar's Ghost part 9
(ID in alt and under cut)
ID: 1a. Stu, Colin, and Nandor gathered around a security camera monitor, Stu sitting and the vampires leaning in around him. Stu explains, “Here’s the feed from the night your friend went missing.” Nandor jerked forward, panic crossing over his face as he shouts, “Feed?! I knew it, Rick ate poor Guillermo!” Colin replies without taking his eyes off the screen, “Camera feed, Nandor. He’s gonna show us the recording.” 1b. Film reel of the camera feed labeled “cam 2”. The first panel shows a low angle of the store distorted in black and white as Stu fast forwards, blurs of customers flitting across the screen. Stu narrates, “This is about 10pm…10:30…” Nandor coos, “Ooh, look at all the little peoples go!” The second panel goes still and in color, Nandor calling “Stop! There he is!” Sure enough, we see Guillermo walking down the aisle, black leather bag in hand, calling for Derek. In the third panel, Guillermo turns at the end of the aisle and walks past the edge of the camera’s view. Nandor asks from offscreen, “Where is he going?” 1c. Shot of the boys crowded around the monitor again, Nandor looking worried and wringing his hands together. Stu answers, “Stock room, looks like.” Colin asks, “No cameras in there?” and Stu responds “No, the focus is on loss prevention so it’s more important to cover the cash, doors, and shopping areas.” 1d. Stu continues from offscreen, “But we may be able to hear some of the audio if I…” He clicks through cameras quickly, the panel flashing on cam 3 then cam 4 before settling on cam 5, showing a different corner of the empty store closer to the stock room. We hear Guillermo’s staticky voice from nearby finish his sentence from the end of season 4: “nto a vampire.”
2a. Medium shot of the boys peering seriously at the camera monitor as the audio plays, Nandor still fiddling with his hands and looking concerned. The conversation is as follows. Derek: What? Listen, Guillermo, I appreciate this, but-. Guillermo: one-time offer, Derek! Or do you wanna keep living in a storage facility for the next hundred years? Derek: Hey, U-Store has very reasonable prices! Guillermo: Derek. Derek: Look. My life has kinda…sucked? Since I got turned? I mean, I was a loser before, but. Now I’ve got no family, no friends, shit job, a vitamin d deficiency that I can’t even take supplements for because they make me puke my guts out-. Guillermo: That’s not gonna be me. This has been my life for 13 years already. It’s all I’ve been working toward, and I deserve it. 2b. Colin and Stu both glance up at Nandor while Guillermo speaks, and Nandor looks away with a pout, embarrassed. Guillermo continues: I’ve been waiting all this time for someone to give me eternal life. It’s about time I take it for myself. And you’re gonna help me. Derek: Sigh… okay, I’m off in like, 20 minutes? If you wanna wait?
3a. After a black line break, we cut to Nandor and Colin leaving the store. Stu sees them out, leaning out the door to give them a tired wave. Colin, the back of his head and hand posed in a finger gun taking up the foreground, calls “See ya later, alligator!” Nandor turns back to say “Bye-bye, Stu!” then lifts his hand, glowing green, to try again at hypnotism, commanding “You will remember nothing if our visit.” Stu, unaffected, just says “Okay. Have a nice night.” Colin adds “Don’t forget to email me about that masterclass, we’ll talk shop!” 3b. Far shot of Colin and Nandor walking away from the gas station, both with big smiles. Colin says, “Nice guy,” and Nandor adds “Really cool guy.” /end ID
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I’m Sorry, Ok?
summary: wilbur comes home super late from a concert, and forgets to say hello to his favorite person
warnings: language, bad grammar, sad wilbur, mentions of OD
notes: this kinda sucks but it’s my first actual fanfic so i’m proud of myself for finishing lol
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Wilbur walked into the shared home around 2:30 AM, exhausted from the show. he usually didn’t come home this late, but wilbur’s phone died, so transportation became much harder. eventually, wilbur found a gas station that had a phone charger, but his phone only reached 7% by the time the station closed, and by the time he got into a car, his phone died. it also didn’t help that the show was about 2 hours away from the house. wilbur didn’t care. at least he was home.
He put his keys, phone, and money on the counter before crawling to the bedroom, eager to go to bed. he didn’t even see you, sprawled on the couch, sound asleep. about 5 hours earlier, when wilbur sent his, “shows over” text, you decided to wait for him on the couch, hoping that you could meet him at the door and cuddle for the night. after about an hour, and no texts back from wilbur, you began to panic. you called his phone about a thousand times, then tried Ash, who simply said “he should be on his way.” before having to hang up. you tried wilbur a couple more times, before giving up. you tried melatonin, but you thought that the amount you needed would kill you. you just closed your eyes, and tried to think about anything but wilbur. eventually, and surprisingly, sleep came rather easily.
you woke up around 6:30, and immediately started panicking, realizing that wilbur was not with you. you tried to call, but to no avail. yiu began to actually have a panic attack, worried that wilbur never made it home.
the sound of your sobs woke wilbur up from his already light sleep. as soon as he heard your small, hitched breaths, and your loud sobs, he knew something was wrong. he rushed out of his bed, out the bedroom door, and through the hallway to see you, knees clutched to your chest, eyes shut, and cheeks soaked.
“hey lovely.” Wilbur whispered, almost running to you in a flurry. “what’s the matter? why’re you crying?” he sat down next to you, embracing you with a hug. “wilbur?” you asked, voice cracking. wilbur chuckled, his laugh making you calm. “yes, it’s me baby. now why’re you crying? gonna mess up that pretty face.” he said, taking your face in his hands, and stroking your cheek with his thumb. “i-i thought y-you weren’t um.. c-coming home. i t-thought you were gone.” you’d aid through tears. “baby, i would never leave without sayin bye!” wil said, smiling. “and why’d you ever think i would leave you? i love you.” he questioned, his smile now turned into a concerned face. “i-i sat here waiting for you until it was late and i called you a bunch and you never answered and ash said he didn’t know and i didn’t know where you were.” you said in a rush, looking at the floor in embarrassment.
“oh.” wilbur said, frowning. “i’m sorry, love. i was just so tired from the show yesterday. and the reason i was home late was because my phone died, at this really sketchy place, so i went to the gas station and charged it and then it took me 2 hours to get home..”
you smiled. you didn’t think your boyfriend would just leave you.
wilbur smiled back at you. “hey, now that i’m home, let’s cuddle.” he said.
“alright.” you agreed.
“oh, and, one more thing.” wil said.
“yes?”
“i’m sorry, okay?”
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ok. not a request. just chatting. but like. mithrun dirty talk. how would that pan out? i just started thinking of that and i'm like ???? because he can talk so much, you know, but it isn't as if he isn't also quiet. what would he say? if you tell him what you like to hear most, does he just... get on a roll with it? because i like a heady push and insistence. like being bombarded. barreled over. just. sort of overwhelmed. rapid fire questions with no real expectations to answer. sometimes being set up for failure, even. feels hard to say how he'd be, though. like i'm trying to contextualize it, and ???? hm...
anyway. would be interested in someone else's thoughts. might help me solidify mine.
Wowza!
tw mild nsfw, no real detail but still
Hmmm I think he’d be more vocal than most people would think. He would be breathy, doesn’t really yell but does groan into your shoulder
As for dirty talk, I think he’d honestly be a little freak when he regains the desire for that. I’m embarrassed though I can’t solidly these thoughts without wanting to bury myself alive.
Umm, I think it would take the form of calm, quiet, slightly out of breath murmuring. Fingers digging into your hip as he tells you how you’re good you’re being for him. And he says it with hardly any inflection, just a hint of arousal that you only catch because you know him well. He’d ask what you want from him, and be detailed. He’d calmly demand, with authority, for you to say his name, again and again. He wants you to repeat that you’re his. I think if he’s topping, he won’t hesitate to boss you around. If he’s on bottom then he… still won’t hesitate to boss you around lol
He asks if you like it, if he’s filling you up well. He knows the answers, but wants to hear it from your lips anyway. He likes being called sir
ok I’m gonna go dig a hole to bury myself in now, bye
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a/n: i came up with a new word, haechanitis, and i think i have it. i’m severely into this dude… like i know mark is my man but haechan … it was the concert that did it for me, if you guys had seen the pictures i got and the amount of times he looked at my camera, you would understand me (◞‸◟) not proofread btw !
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“so, how’s it going with your little crush on haechan?” your friend asks as she scrolls through her phone.
“dude, it’s not a crush,” you say as you push her shoulder. “i don’t even talk to him.”
you’ve learned a lot from observing him, not to be creepy but every time your head turned to look at him, he was always doing something new. like when his friend jaemin is feeding him, he shakes his head when he opens his mouth. or when his other friend renjun, shoves him away whenever he gets too close to him.
you could honestly go on about haechan but you prefer to keep it to yourself. he’s way too out of your league and you’re too introverted to ever find the confidence in going up to him. unlike him who seems to strike up a conversation with whoever he comes across.
your friend notices that you’re lost in thoughts when she asks, “should i invite him over? i mean, he is my partner for this project we’re working on.” your eyes widen and you feel panic strike as your heart rate goes up.
“no! i will kill you and then myself,” you threaten while holding both her hands down, which in fact were about to wave him over. unfortunately for you, she still has her mouth.
“hey haechan!” you shut your eyes so hard and you feel your heart about to explode because you know he’s gonna walk over any second. he can’t resist talking to anyone who calls his name, that’s how he is.
“i’m leaving,” you state as you let go of her hands and rapidly grab your stuff, shoving just about anything into your backpack. you need to leave before he steps foot in your space.
“y/n, you cannot be serious…” she trails off as she watches you put your backpack on. all you can do is huff in frustration.
“i’m 100% serious. you know i can’t be in the same vicinity as haech-“ you’re cut off by the legend himself.
“woah, what did i do?” haechan questions with his eyebrows furrowed in confusion. you look at your friend and all she can do is offer you a sorry smile. you’re gonna do what you do best, which is to disappear any time something embarrassing happens because right now, you want the ground to swallow you whole.
“i gotta go, i’ll see you some other time, bye!” you exclaim to your friend as you speed walk out of the scene. you don’t turn your back once to see their reactions, all you know is that you have to get out there before you have to see haechan’s face up close for longer than five seconds.
“fuck, that was close,” you whisper to yourself as you lean against the wall outside. you had finally calmed down a bit since you were nowhere near him.
“what was close?” you let out a loud yelp as you turn around to see haechan standing behind you. well now you were definitely fucked. you must’ve killed a god in your past life because why was this happening to you?
“jesus, you scared me! what’s wrong with you?!” you exclaimed as you held a hand to your chest. you probably look like that spongebob meme right now. haechan just stares at you in amusement while crossing his arms.
“what’s wrong with me? what’s wrong with you?” he asks while nodding his head in your direction.
“i don’t know why you followed me, but i’m leaving. bye.” you say as you turn your back to him. you don’t mean to be an asshole but since you’ve never spoken a word to him, this is all that can come out.
his hand grabs ahold of your wrist before you can even walk two steps. “tch,” he tuts. “where do you think you’re going, y/n?” your eyes widen because how does he know your name. but then you relax as you realize your friend probably told him after you ran off.
“i’m going to study, now if you could let go of my wrist, that would be amazing,” you smile at him and watch as he lets go of your wrist before letting out a small ‘sorry’.
“i just wanted to know,” he starts while holding a finger under his chin showing his thinking face. “why you can’t be in the same vicinity as me, as you said.” he finishes while looking at you. you can’t look him in the eyes because if you do, you’ll confess right then and there. but then again, you’ve always been blunt since your middle school days.
“because i like you,” you state bluntly. haechan looks taken aback not expecting a straight and honest answer from you considering you were running away a few minutes ago. “now can i go? you don’t really know me so it doesn’t matter.”
“w-well-“ he stutters, still in shock from your confession. who would’ve thought you’d be the one to gag him. you sigh and stare at the ground bored. it’s not like you’re not used to rejection, you’re just tired of them wasting your time doing it.
“i’m gonna go now…” you trail off, taking steps backwards and pointing behind you. haechan, still in a slightly frozen state, nods but quickly shakes off the dazed state.
“wait, can i get your number?” he asks while quickly pulling out his phone, hands slightly shaking. you must be hallucinating at this point because there was no way lee haechan was asking for your number.
“mine? why?” you quickly ask. he shoves his phone in your hands and smiles encouraging you to type your information in.
“so we can get to know each other, duh,” he says while playfully rolling his eyes. now you’re the one in shock, he just pulled an uno reverse on you. you type in your contact name and phone number knowing there’s no way to get out of this.
“i might not know you at all or like you, but i’m sure i won’t have a hard time falling for you.” he says while giving a loving smile.
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“My homie as soon as a 20 dollar bill is involved” but unironically??
I want to be a sworn little straightie but without even a dollar in my pocket so I always have to bargain with my friends to have something to eat when we go out.
Until one of our friends jokes about me sucking his cock for a 20 piece. I get really defensive but he insists.
“You barely pull your weight with us. I honestly don’t see a reason to keep hanging out with you being a money siphon n shit.”
I’m really hurt by his words but I can’t really deny them. All I do is stay by them and ask for food… and without that I don’t really have much of a life so I don’t have a choice!
So we back into an alley and I hesitantly kneel down and wait…
“Hurry it up, fag. I’m tired of doing all the work for you.”
Silently I reach to undo his pants, the others chuckling and calling me a bitch. But I can’t shake off that this feels… good…
I pull his pants down and I’m met with his hard dick slapping against my chin, sending the others into a laughing fit while I’m blushing, embarrassed.
“Y-You guys are gross-“
This is the first time I see one up close, can’t say I ever expected to. I’m hit with the strong smell of a hard member which unexpectedly gives me butterflies in my stomach and cheeks…
“Well? Hurry it up sissy. Quit staring at it like a damn dog and pay for your food.”
Ten long minutes pass in that alleyway with me trying my best to recreate what I’ve seen in porn. Bobbing up and down with it in my mouth and clumsily rubbing it with my tongue as it goes by. He’s on his phone, disinterested to what’s going on and flicking through his favourite material trying to get off on my less-than-adequate head.
He finally snaps out of boredom and pushes my head off his dick.
“You’re gonna have to do better than that for me to keep you around dumbass”
He grabs me by the hair and holds me in front of his cock before furiously jerking it off with his other hand, holding his tip up to my dazed mouth.
“H-how’s This for a free meal you f-fucking twat”
I feel his seed shoot into the back of my mouth, filling my throat with it and leaving me no choice but to swallow. Can’t make any messes that would make him angrier…
I did eventually get my chicken nuggets and no one spoke about that moment the rest of the day. Things went by as they normally would. Except I couldn’t shake off how hard I got during all of it
When I got to my shitty little apartment, I hopped into my bedroom and fantasized. Thinking back on the affair and I got all tingly again. I touched myself to the thought, calling myself a dumb gay fag for enjoying it. Not just the head but the constant name calling and humiliation. Was i really not just into girls? No time for my dumb cock drunk brain to think though, I was too absorbed in these little fantasies.
I came… and i came again… and again… faster than any time I would touch it to the thought of topping a cute girl. My mind was all around strong men making me slobber on their fat, smelly, hard cocks. Slapping my face with it, cumming on my face and on my soft, barely masculine chest…
And when I was done, I curled up in bed and tried to fall asleep despite the post-nut voice screaming about how much of a fag I am. I cant admit this to anyone… but maybe I’ll keep accepting these little bargains from my friend ♥️
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Hope this goes without saying but this didn’t really happen (sadly 😞) I just realized halfway through I wrote this in past tense
…I Like orientation play a lot
Bye :3
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these two dumb idiots
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[avery]: now you can open your eyes...
[freya]: what’s this? you bought me a cute unicorn?
[avery]: i know you and collin used to exchange gifts at this time of the year and since he’s been stubborn... i thought it would cheer you up
[freya]: avery! this is so sweet! thank you!
[freya]: i’m so happy! i’m gonna hug you, avery. i know you aren’t a hugger, but i will
[avery]: oh, okay
[avery]: you’re so clumsy
[freya]: thank you, avey!
[avery]: i told you to not call me that.
[freya]: i don’t care. you were cute today. you deserve a cute nickname
[freya]: i’m not clumsy. this bed is just too fluffy
[avery]: yes, you are.
[freya]: avery...
[avery]: hm?
[freya]: why are you here?
[avery]: i told you...
[freya]: the real reason
[avery]: that was the real reason, freya.
[freya]: is that so?
[avery]: don’t put meaning into it
[freya]: oh
[freya]: well, i’m embarrassing myself again... i’m sorry
[avery]: no, freya. you are not. it’s just...
they both just stare for a second
[avery]: it’s not fun to tease you when you’re sad and miserable. i want to see you happy again, so we can go back to our frenemies relationship
[avery]: so get back on being yourself, alright? i gotta go now before your dad shows up and god knows what he’s gonna do to me. maybe he’s gonna put me in jail for being in his little girl’s room.
[freya]: he wouldn’t do that.
[avery]: he hates me.
[freya]: it’s the frenemies thing.
[avery]: i bet. well, bye freya.
[freya]: bye avery!
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shes the one pt. lll
part ll part lll (bonus)
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pairing; obsessive!ellie williams x f!reader
c/w; language, obsessive behavior,
part l
part ll
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Why the fuck was she so touchy-feely with Jesse? Why is he so close to her? Doesn’t he know that she’s already my girl? What’s wrong with him? What’s wrong with her? He was with Dina, after all. So why go after my prized posession?
The urge to charge over there and pull the two apart so unbearable. But for the sake of embarrassing myself and losing the love of my life, I refrained.
It had been maybe four days since Maria had given me the ok to work just not on my own. Thankfully, I wasn’t set up for anything important and could attend the little get together Maria had set up. Just wished Jesse wasn’t with her.
She danced so happily with him it made me sick to my stomach. Her gorgeous smile seen by Jesse, his hands on her hips, her eyes taking him in and not me. What kind of bullshit?
Fortunately, the song had finally come to an end, her and Jesse walking over to me. On the other hand, an unwanted figure entered my peripheral. Shit.
“Ellie!”
Fuck. Please, don’t talk to me, don’t ask me to dance. Just fuck off. I’ve someone else to give myself to.
“Hello? Earth to Ellie.”
Fuck off, Dina.
“What?” I’m fucking busy.
“Everything okay?” Dina questioned, seeming worried about me. But I could obviously give less of a fuck.
“Ellie! My angel! Hi, gorgeous!” that beautiful, soft girl was now a bit of a wreck, walking over to me, using Jesse for support.
Perfect timing. Thank you.
“Jesse?” I questioned, keeping this slight mess that attached herself me to on her feet.
“She only had like two drinks, Ellie. She’s just tipsy.” Jesse chuckled, “also a little dizzy but she’s good.”
“Ellie. Take me home. I’m tired,” her little pout brought a smile to my face, my hands meeting her waist as hers met my hips, “You’ll carry me right, babe?”
Babe? What? Was this her talking or was this her ‘tipsy’ side talking? Whatever it was, I was eating it up and ready to demand so many more servings.
“Jesse, can’t you take her home? I was just gonna ask Ellie to-.”
“Not anymore! Ellie’s mine now,” a small smirk stretched her face as she happily cut Dina off, eyes glued to mine, teeth sinking into her bottom lip, and her delicate hands taking their place on either side of my face, forcing me to keep eye contact with her.
Fuck, I want you so bad. But I’m not gonna take advantage of you while you’re like this. I’ll have more chances, I can feel it.
“Uhh, yeah. It’s not far. I don’t want you walkimg yourself home either.”
“Thank you, Ellie,” she face planted into my chest, giggling and running her hands down my body, “goodnight, Jesse. Bye, Dina. Mmm, tell Joel I love him and I’m off to bed.”
“Alright, get going, Ellie. She’s gonna need to sleep this off,” Jesse laughed, pushing us to the exit doors.
On the way over, she seemed to truly be a little more than just tipsy. She waved and tried to leave my side to either speak to some other friends or pet the dogs or cats around. She did not only have two drinks.
Sooner or later, we made it to her home. The first thing on my list was to get her upstairs and get her some water but she wandered off to the living room couch. I followed kneeling in front of her as she covered her face from me.
“Ellie,” she hummed, sounding as though she was crying, “Ellie, I’m tired. I don’t feel good. Stay with me. Please? I need you. Just for tonight.”
Anything. Anything for you, I mean it, “Of course. But do me a favor and keep it all down until we get upstairs. Can we do that?”
“Okay,” she sobbed, holding onto me like her life depended on it, “I’m sorry, Ellie. And Jesse lied. I thought I could handle more than two drinks. I had five. They were so good.”
“It’s okay, baby. Just hang in there,” I soothed her, carefully throwing her arm around my shoulder so she could put all her weight on me, helping her to the staircase.
She was an emotional drunk. As well as a lightweight. Good and bad to know.
Wait, I called her baby. Fuck! Fuck, shit, fuck! Maybe she won’t remember it. Right? Right!? She’s too far gone to even function anyways. I’m safe. I had to be.
From there, I managed to get her upstairs and to the bathroom in impeccable timing. Thereafter, she begged for me to help her into some pj’s and into bed where she continued to cry for me to stay with her for the night. She didn’t even have to. I was more than ready to hop in with her.
“Ellie? Can I tell you something?”
“What’s that, princess?”
Her body was pressed to mine, face hidden in my neck. I calmly wrapped my arms around her, kissing her head as she had groaned softly.
“I wish you weren’t with Dina.”
I’m sorry. What the fuck did she just say? “What?”
“Yeah. Her and Jesse broke up a week ago and I’ve noticed she’s been real close with you since then. I’ve always liked you. I’d never tell you that though. You always made me so happy.”
Fucking what? Did she just confess her feelings for me in her drunken state? She admitted she’d never tell me this. But she clearly meant while sober. Would she remember in the morning? This had to be a game. This was all a prank. A joke. But if it wasnt then this benefited me. Gave me a much more confidence than-
“You don’t feel the same way. Do you?”
Shit, I left her hanging. I needed to have this conversation with her when she was in the right place, “Let’s talk about this in the morning. If you remember.”
“If I don’t will you still bring it up?”
“Of course, beautiful.”
“Promise?” her voice was so fragile and sweet. How could I say no to her? My sweet, babygirl.
“I swear to you.”
“Cool.”
Fuck. I had some thinking to do. Lots of thinking. But, fuck, was I ready for this.
“Ellie, I gotta puke again.”
“Okay, c’mon.”
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a/n; pssst theres a pt 3 bonus available rn
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𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 2
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“I’m Y/n” she replies.
“Are you new here, I’ve never seen you around here? I would’ve remembered a pretty face” He states
She didn’t know weather to take the compliment or walk alway from this complejo stranger. But he’s cute and confident, what’s the worse that can happen?
“Oh thanks” she said while blushing “I just moved here from Indiana”
“Well that explains the long sleeve and shorts combo you’re wearing. It gets pretty chilly here at night” he says “and rain somehow it’s unpredictable yet we always get it?” Jacob says with a light laugh
Before we can say anything the waitress comes up.
“Good afternoon sweetie, what can I get ya?” She ask with a sweet smile
“Uh can I get a water with Lemon and a waffle platter please? turkey sausage please.” y/n ask
“Anything you want, and for you Jacob?” she said
she sat there thinking to herself how small can this town be that they know eachother?
“The usually please.” He says with a soft smile
“One BLT and Coke” she says while finishing writing down our orders “coming right up!” And she walks away.
“The usual? You come here with dates often? Y/n says slyly
“Uh no actually, just small get togethers with family and friends.” He says with a small laugh
“So what brings you to Forks?” He asks her while the waitress drops off their drinks
“Well my dads a cop and my moms a surgeon so with the accident going on here they were able to transfer. They make 2x here now somehow” she replied taking a sip from her drink
“Washington isn’t the most popular pick but you can’t really beat sceneries here. We got mountains, lakes, forest, ponds, animals. And me of course.” Jacob said with a smirk
“Sounds amazing!” Y/n says sarcastically.
“Here you go, one waffle platter and BLT. Enjoy” the waitress says
They began to dig in on their meals avoiding awkward middle-of-bite eye contact no one likes. After a while the waitress comes up with their bill “together of separate?” the waitress ask
“together” Jacob says
“Oh no Jacob please I got myself-”
“No no, let me pay. Take it as a welcoming gift”
and with that they guys finish and leave.
“Do you want a ride? Please let me make it up to you” y/n offers
“No I can get one. Don’t sweat it” he says
“Come on let me pay you back. It’s gonna be eating me if I don’t” y/n tells him practically begging
“Fine I don’t need anything eating you, I’m starting to like you” he give him heading to the car.
As they enter y/n grabs her cd book and hands it to Jacob.
“Take a pic and put it in” she says as he starts to flip through the book making comments about her music taste
“From Blink-182 to The Beatles, Kanye West, Jeff Buckley, Deftones. I’m gonna get a whiplash with your taste.”
“That’s not even half of it, just wait to you see my vinyls” she says as they share a small laugh.
After a 20 minute drive they finally enter his neighborhood.
“And here if me rez!” Jacob says
While they’re driving Jacob shares small stories from his childhood “This is where my bestfriend Embry learned to do a back flip with the help of me of course. There was a little blood but other that he was fine” as they shared laughs
As he give the final turn they pull up to his house “thank you y/n it was nice meeting you. Here’s my number maybe I can show you around town if you like? He asks
“Sure that’s sounds wonderful. I’ll text you tomorrow” y/n tells him
“Okay thank you bye !” Jacob yells as his enters his home
As y/n pulls out she drives back the way she hoped she remembered but surely found herself lost. ShShe looks around and sees one person so she pulls up rolling down her window. “Um excuse me” she yells loins enough for him to hear. He turns around and starts heading to her car As he bends down to the window she starts asking him for directions “I’m sorry to bother you but would you mind directing me to the entrance, I got lost.” She says with an embarrassed giggle. As he reaches the window they make eye contact. Their brown eyes both locked together and for a minute they seemed lost in each other eyes. The butterflies deep down in her were going insane. Was it his hot masculine build, his short jet black hair.m, the sweat beads tracing his muscles. The calluses on his fingers. She examined everything about him. As he did the same to her.
𝗛𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 gorgeous.
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Honestly the more I think about if like me as a person was in fmod I keep thinking like how bad would it be and the more I think about I and the more I think about what has happened to reader I would prolly kill my self I WOULD NOTTT BE SURVIVING THAT I WOILD BE SCARED SHITLESS , EMBARRASSED, DISTURBED, I WOULD CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. Like no way I’m gonna tell my self that I’m gonna be fine and survive, LIKE FUCK NO as much as I like the idea of it if I kept getting disrespected multiple times they would not see me alive and well like I’m sorry but I would not make it I would prolly KMS or END UP GETTING KILLED BY ONE OF THEM 😭😭🙏 like no way in hell goodness you will never catch me in a predicament like this in real life I’m sorry there’s just no way.
anyway I really love your writing I hope this wasn’t weird or anything I just wanted to give my opinion on this if it ever happened to me in real life and btw I love the way you write bumblebee in this I love him so much like if I was reader I would be like fuck mirage fuck jazz I’m good with bumblebee you prolly think I’m weird sorry anyways I hope your doing ok have a good day bye bye
sorry if I misspelled anything sometimes I type fast
Thank you for giving people a prime example of what not to post in my inbox.
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