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clara becoming the doctor made them incompatible. they became one person as every lover wants but it tore them apart. ended their ability to coexist. they couldn’t survive as one. as the hybrid. they were monstrous. but for a brief time they got to fuse themselves together. exist as one entity. they got everything they ever wanted and it broke them but even then. even then. they still didn’t get to kiss. would it have meant anything at that point? were they beyond that? or were they still denying themselves it? was the hybrid that dangerous even without them completely completely giving in to each other?? was there still further love to be reached??? either way. just insane. no one’s doing tragedy like them
#listening to i will mitski.#stay with me hold my hand there’s no need to be brave. i will take good care of you.#but. he couldn’t. she needed to be brave#he couldn’t take care of her…. because she was him…….#and they didn’t even get to fuck#i’m just gonna die i think. yeag#also yowzah are doing tragedy like them but this post isn’t about that#doctor who#whouffaldi#twelveclara#+
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casually leaking top secret files: elliots quote book. our little poet.
“my faggot bench!”
“magnussy”
“blast off! 😄 Its party time!!!😃🎉”
“theres not bugs in my bagel i swear”
“im allergic to josh hutcherson”
“I am a minimim”
“Oh worm i accidentally spelled banana”
“ive run off to play musical chairs”
“FUCK NO NO NO NOT MY SCARY SOAGETI PHAZE”
“Also the djungelskog is immune to fire I decided”
“I dont get it”
“Oh. Oh i see.”
“The camera be darriens”
“Hehehehehehheheh”
“hold my hand NOW!!!!”
“I smell potato. Im gonna die”
“Horray”
“NEW STATEMENT. ......of Jonathan sims...... Regarding a spooky book”
“Sonbign”
“wait wjos mr blinkkin”
“TUMMY HUT”
“STOP”
“WUAT
“STOP ADDING THINGS”
“GRRRR”
“ABAHABABAHABABHHABBAHABBAB”
“.....boob.............”
“Shit”
“Fuck”
“Damn”
“C O C K”
“I bite all of my friends [and you]”
“[Runs away] OW MY KNEES”
"i have a corrupt government plan"
“what if he had big naturals but it was just his eyebrows”
“earful? what about buttcheek full?”
“THE 😭😭😭MAGNUS😭😭😭 ARCHIVES😭😭😭”
“for someone who hates being mean to people-you talk a lot of buttcheek.”
“can i just have a peice of cheese? hooray!!”
“i have acquired cheese”
“giggling”
“*dabs*”
“its boobs** carter.”
“Because theyre fucking stupid, elliot.”
“Respond to me you buttcheek”
“you say thats the fattest thing youve ever heard—- have you heard yourself?”
“NOT YEAG”
“wait you need to add the-hold on i have to find it”
“im not gay”
“but men though”
“finish the story first awnwgh”
“WHO SAID THAT”
“I'M NOT A hOmOsExUaL”
“god FORBID”
“i hate gay people so much. i hope they all burn for their sins ooooh my name is elliot and im oh so hateful and i avtuslly said thtid. this isnt other elliot typing this up in hopes he will be cancelled, this is me, Josh Hutcherson saying i hate gay people.”
“Thats upsetting.”
“Rhe beabtles”
“KILL YOURSELF”
“sonbign”
“No bazinga”
“No, bazinga”
“No? bazinga”
“No! Bazinga?”
“no not lmoa”
“Good lord.”
“SOBBIGN”
“do i need to doxx this guys entire friend group.”
“I mean i said fuck it we ball but still”
“Nothing i thought we were just sharing what we were eating and what we were thinking abt”
“I know what im gonna wear… MY KNEE BRACES”
“Also im going to murder the guy that asked you to prom”
“hey dipper, if your show gonna make big money i can show you how to do tax fraud. wink wink.”
“it doesnt matter how it started it matters how its going”
“Mitchell…… ‘who is Migchel’ ‘mitchell…’ Cultist ‘woah’ *ex cultist ‘whyd he stop ☹️’ He got burnt at the stake 🤪 ‘HWTAP’ elliot sometimes i wish i understood the out of pocket shit you say’ :3”
“my plaSTIC NOOOOO”
“Will wood😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”
“You die”
“OH MY FUCK MY QUEEADESA”
“DONT DROP HIM”
“HE WOULD PROBABLY DROP YOU TOO IF HE HAD LONGER ARMS”
“what if i slide into your bounce house”
“Autismo…Dont you mean… AWESOMEO”
“Wee woo”
“Movie tim…”
“THIS IS NO LAUGHI G BATTER”
“i am going to drink airport water real quick”
“i’m italian and german, im on the wrong side of ww2”
“im gonna bite someone do dododododo”
“mmm… medical help..”
“No like velcro”
“Is there a larry the cucumber in my bag right now, elliot.”
“MARTIN. STOP trying to TOUCH the PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE. just PUT YOUR HANDS in YOUR POCKETS or SOMETHING-“
Its crude oil! “Called it”
“if theres a will — WILL WOOD!”
“larold”
“stop rizzing up larry the cucumber.”
“This is…. larry the cucumber..”
“chiropracting…. OOOOW”
“i’m magnussing!”
“amongd us… what if amongst us?”
“i switch them out every other day” (referring to his collection of knees)
“dareiwn”
“FUCK ITS TOO LONG”
“😭🤣😭😭😭🧅😭so tried”
“His teerth aer nit skft😭😭😭😭😭”
“GOODFNINGET ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️”
“HOW DO YOU SAY MISSIPIPI”
“I’m serving cunt and ceaseless watcher”
“oh its my cult!”
“i was met with- BOOM TITTIES!!!”
“its a cult ritual ☝️”
“They crabs FUCK dude”
“Sigh. Faggot.”
“I love hole(s)”
“MISTER WHAT.”
“i wanna punt that kid into the sun. i want to make field goals with him, nevermind, i want to use him as the ball.”
“actually my mommy loves me very much”
“Booyah.”
“I love it when Mitski plays without my consent”
“Gerlad!!”
“Jaws the shart”
“THE REASON I KEEP GOING OFF SPEAKER IS BECAUSE I AM NOT SPEAKING I AN SCREAMING”
“I just perpetually hit the reblog button” (stuttering and on the verge of tears)
“They looked at tma and thought not gay enough”
“he suffers from white.”
“I didn't know your dog could bake”
“im not crying i swear i just have really wet autism eyes”
“What if. I forgot”
“Back in my day we didn't have no anti depressants. We just killed ourselves.”
“MAYcy”
“AAHHHH I KNOW THAT BALD HEAD ANYWHERE”
“THERE ARE COMMUNISTS IN MY FUNHOUSE”
“this is disgusting and i am going to be smearing it on my face”
“thats not charlie thats jesus hate to break it to you”
“im not crying okay? im batman.”
“THATS NOT ME ITS SHAKESPEARE, MODERN DAY SHAKESPEARE: HIS NAME IS WILL WOOD.”
“You look balder than usual.”
“asmr youre being eaten alive”
“THERES A TRAIN GOING ON BY MY HOUSE IM FUCKING TWEAKING I LOVE TRAINS SO MUCH”
“autism be damnked my boy can cook a bbq”
“autism win💀💀👻”
“Jonathermostat”
“let me give andrew the biggest, wettest, autism eyes ever.”
“hey bucko- hey FUCKo”
“yeah. take that POOKIE.”
“i do what i want BIETCH”
“am i so white that white face paint makes no difference “
“GOD. who needs that much food at once!! Slow down!!”
“The trout population will be affected.”
“i need a little baby rat— actually youre my little baby rat”
“balls blast? ohhh”
“the number of miles is i dont care—oh fuck”
“hashtag my tummy really hurts”
“*whispered after a long moment of silence* you should go on township…”
“would you like me to be your waiter.”
“thats a real knee-slapper— OW MY KNEES”
“balls”
hehehehehehehe hi its me elliot
JUDAS NOW
“I dont freeze Im too hot😎😎😎”
“i’d prefer not to have titties, thanks.”
you’ve been exposed @possiblyhenry
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