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a) Fuck Kris (known that for a while)
b) BARRY
#shhh sharkie#between savengers reign and star struck#i’m just eternally yelling about characters named Barry
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before we get back to your regularly scheduled hoa programming, i would like to try to sell you guys on the crack i’ve been hooked on for the past few days and what i just had a ginormous spam about: drukkari, which would be druig and makkari from the eternals. please hear me out, because i’m currently obsessed with them and they make me yell. and if you don’t know about them i want to try to get you to fall in love with them. so, presenting, the selling points:
(obviously contains eternals spoilers but like it’s been long enough)
when i started seeing gifs of them on my dash before i saw the movie, i legitimately thought they were just straightup married
they are immortal, and they have been in love for literally 7000 years
druig is a BITCH he’s the fuckin worst he’s SO moody he’s SO grumpy (for mostly good reason) he’s mischievous he’s a prick everyone hates him and he hates everyone (in the family way) and he doesn’t have a single nice thing to say about anyone. UNLESS your name is makkari. in that case he is 😍😍😍😍
this is the EPITOME of both the best friends to lovers trope AND the grumpy/sunshine trope. like to a T. what more could you want?
also the epitome of the “i hate everyone but you” trope
SO much teasing and SO playful and SO flirty
it’s honestly astonishing how he’s got bitchface/angry face when talking to literally anybody except for her, but when he’s with her he’s just got the softest, dopiest look on his face, and the biggest smile. she also has the biggest smile
strong “i’m a simp for my wife” vibes which i’m obviously a sucker for
she’s deaf and to my recollection he’s the only one who signs with her consistently throughout the movie. even though he can literally read minds and hear thoughts and i think maybe communicate telepathically but he does it anyway and he’s the only one
at one point he starts flirting with her like mad in front of everyone which prompts two of the characters to pull their own version of the “is this allowed???” vine
after not seeing her for i think a couple hundred years, he ditches his everyday attire of potato sack-looking linen clothes he’d been wearing for a sexy leather jacket and sunglasses when they all go and meet up with her. mans was dressed to impress the gf
there’s a point where they all think he got murdered and she goes absolutely fucking FERAL and goes apeshit on the dude that thought he killed him; she literally drags this guy’s face against the side of a volcano at lightspeed, and she rapid fire beats the shit out of him over and over and over. hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
you romantic bitches like the mr darcy dramatically walking out of the morning mist scene from pride and prejudice right?? well this movie has an exact recreation of that scene and i am NOT exaggerating
this dramatic hoe makes his dramatic reappearance after they all thought he was dead, walking down the beach with yet another smile on his face when he sees her (it’s just for her), and she runs right to him and embraces him like some kind of romcom, and then they give me the best most tender forehead touch i’ve ever seen in my entire life [WHICH WAS APPARENTLY IMPROVISED BTW BARRY YOU MADLAD]
she is understandably a little shook because she thought he DIED and in the softest voice he reassures her “it’s okay. it’s okay.” and when i say soft i mean SO soft that the closed captions don’t even pick it up
and the kicker. this mans. has the audacity to drop some of the most romantic shit i’ve heard in my LIFE. early on in the movie he greets her with “My beautiful Makkari.” and then later, he tops it and follows it up with “My beautiful, beautiful Makkari.” All while looking at her like she’s the sun the moon and the stars. SIR!! who gave you the RIGHT!!!!! how can i not be obsessed with romantic shit like that???
oh and arguably the best part is that this couple was not meant to be in the movie at ALL lmao. it wasn’t in the original script. but the actors (lauren ridloff and barry keoghan) had such WIDLY good chemistry that my hero chloé zhao (director) was like “we MUST make this into a romance and i WILL fit this into this movie somehow.” and it outshined everything else thank you chloé
thus concludes my case and all the reasons they’re currently destroying me. and i think you should get obsessed with them too my lovely followers, i think they’re neat and i think you’d think so too
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The Liching Hour (TAZ Balance AU)
AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/22963831
Summary: Taako is a lich, but he doesn’t die alongside Barry when his memories start to fade. In fact, he doesn’t die for another whole decade… until he arrives in Refuge, and first hears the clock strike noon.
Characters: Taako, Lup, Barry Bluejeans, Kravitz, Magnus Burnsides, Merle Highchurch
Relationships: Lup & Taako, Kravitz/Taako, Barry Bluejeans/Lup
Additional tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Major Character Undeath, Angst with a Happy Ending, relationships listed in order of focus
“Taako is a lich too” is definitely an AU that’s been done before, but I couldn’t resist giving it my own unique twist! I actually started writing this fic exactly eleven months ago, when I was still fairly new to TAZ, but I forgot all about it until a few weeks ago when I came back to dust it off and finish the last few scenes.
(if you want an accompanying soundtrack for this fic, then I strongly recommend Lifetime Achievement Award by Lemon Demon! the song has big lich energy)
***
The set of planar systems traversed by our IPRE was indescribably vast, but far from the only one of its kind. Over eons, countless other universes are forged and then left to their own devices by elusory, non-interventionist creators — and in more than one of those universes, a ship called the Starblaster takes flight, propelled between planar systems by the strength of the bonds between its crew. In more than one of those universes, members of the IPRE put enough faith in those bonds to undertake a great risk — fusing their life forces with their magic and becoming liches, constructing a failsafe to protect their family from the Hunger that pursues them.
In one of those universes, Taako joins Lup and Barry in taking that risk. The ceremony goes as smoothly as the transformation into a lich can go, and the three of are all able to hold themselves together, thanks to their love for each other and their crewmates...
But when Lucretia feeds her records of their journey to the Voidfish, when Lup is already trapped in the Umbra Staff and Barry cleverly cheats amnesia by falling to his death off the deck of the Starblaster, Taako stays in his living form. Being undead isn’t the first thing he forgets — no, it’s Lup that he loses first, for Taako’s bonds with his twin are more carefully documented in Lucretia’s journals than anything else he’s done or cared about over the century — but the second that awareness of lichdom vanishes from his mind, the second he forgets the safety net he has in place in case of death, a self-preservation instinct kicks in again after nearly two decades of lying dormant. No need to go charging into uncharted and potentially deadly territory — Taako’s good out here.
For over a decade, he avoids death, and he never remembers what happens to him when he dies. Sometimes animals will shy away from him for no apparent reason, and maybe that faint burning sensation that fills his chest whenever Merle channels Pan to cast a healing spell on him is a little weird — but there’s no dogs on the moon and Merle hardly ever casts healing spells in the first place, so Taako just... tries to forget about it when he can, and convince himself it’s normal when he can’t.
He has a vague suspicion that he hasn’t been like this forever, but he can’t remember a clear date of onset for these symptoms, so he just brushes them off and keeps them to himself. It’s no one’s else’s business, anyways.
Or so he thinks, until he meets the Grim Reaper one fateful Candlenights.
***
There are two presents left under the shrub, both in similar silver-wrapped boxes — but one is addressed to all three Reclaimers, and the other is specifically labeled for Taako. Neither indicates the name of the sender.
Magnus and Merle don’t even attempt to hide the jealousy in their stares as they watch Taako pick up his gift, but something compels them to all stay silent and open the boxes as subtly as possibly while the Director makes conversation with Johann on the other side of the room. There’s nothing inherently suspicious about them other than the lack of a “from” name, though the handwriting on the tags is extremely familiar, but Taako still positions his arm to shield the box from the view of the others before he opens it and sees the contents…
The interior is plush purple velvet, cushioning two items: a coin and a note. The coin is golden and about as big as the circle made by Taako’s index finger and thumb when curled to meet at the tip, and it’s engraved with runes he doesn’t recognize — but he can read the accompanying note, though he has no idea what to make of what it says.
Keep this to yourself. If you ever encounter a situation in which you need it, you’ll know what to do with it when the time comes.
A quick use of Detect Magic reveals that the box and note are completely mundane, but the coin is enchanted. Nothing feels inherently volatile or dangerous about the complex divination spell it’s imbued with, but it still gives Taako a sinking feeling, like it’s something he should be forbidden from possessing.
So he casually slips the coin into his pocket and pops the note into his mouth, chewing and swallowing as he peers over Merle’s shoulder to examine the other gift — an identical box, this one holding three circular blue patches with twelve smaller circles embroidered around the circumference and an unreadable acronym word lying in the center. There’s another accompanying note here too, this one simply reading: “For your eyes only.”
Then, three different noises happen in very quick succession: Magnus turns to Taako and whispers “What was in yours?” and a second later, the Director echoes “What is that? What did you guys get?”
But before any of the boys can blurt out some lie despite not knowing why they feel so compelled to hide the gifts, the Director’s necklace unexpectedly interrupts the conversation, glowing faintly as a staticy, panicked voice yells “Lucretia!” The Director instantly whirls away from the boys, angrily whispering into her pendant which replies with words that are hard to make out from a distance.
Almost on reflex, Taako slips one of the patches into the same pocket as the coin and disposes of the second note with the same method he’d used for the first, cleansing his palate with an elderflower macaron immediately afterwards. He doesn’t think about the patches or the coin for a long time after that — but then again, he ends up getting distracted by a lot over the course of the next few hours. With the impeding crystal apocalypse, and the floating lab, and the death crimes and all.
***
“Well, that’s weird,” Noelle says. Her satellite dish is blinking green as it rotates, scanning the perimeter of the Cosmoscope two, three, four times. “At first, I thought it musta just been interference, but… one of you guys isn’t a lich, are you?”
“A what?” Magnus asks.
“A lich. The signal was real faint at first, but it just got stronger, and now it’s fluctuating a whole lot…”
“Nope, not me!” Magnus declares, with surprising confidence considering that he doesn’t appear to have any understanding of what being a lich means.
“Well, not that I’m aware of,” Taako answers slowly. “But I think even ya boy here would know if he was a lich. Right?”
“I’m friends with a few liches!” Merle adds. “They’re fun at parties.”
Noelle sighs at Merle’s comment, and then continues: “Yeah, Taako, I guess you’d hafta know if you were one. Guess my scanner’s just on the fritz.”
***
“Now Taako, Taako, Taako,” Kravitz mutters from within the sapphire mirror, and the pure exasperation on his face is almost adorable. “Care to take a guess what your bounty is for? I would really hope that you, at least, would know.”
Taako has a feeling he’s been saved for last because his crimes are the worst, but he’s got no clue why — there’s no way he’s died more than fifty-seven times, right?
“I dunno, is it about that tentacle thing? 'Cause don’t worry, my dude, this is a safe and non-judgmental environment where you don’t need to be afraid of being yourself —”
Kravitz's eyebrows raise and he looks aghast for a moment, but recovers quickly. “Taako, you've died twelve times — but alone, that makes you practically a law abiding citizen, compared to the company you keep! I never thought I’d see the day that I’d thought Magnus, with his 19 deaths, would be the least of the evils present, but — but —”
He sputters. “But you three all seem determined to make your crimes as unprecedented as possible —”
“Unprecedented, that’s me!” Taako laughs, and tries to ignore the half static-drowned screams of all his instincts, telling him to run as far away from Kravitz or any portal to the Astral Plane as he can get. “But uh, what is the deal with my bounty if —”
“Playing dumb about dying is one thing,” Kravitz growls, “but you’re really playing dumb about being a lich?”
“But I am dumb,” Taako blurts out, before the accusation really sinks in. “I’m just a humble idiot wizard!”
Kravitz bursts into bitter laughter. “An idiot necromancer, more like. Do you really —”
“There’s no way,” Magnus cuts in. “If Taako was a lich, we would have to know!”
“Oh, I don’t doubt that you would, given how long the three of you have been cheating death together!” Kravitz replies.
“Okay, first of all — how do you know we’ve actually been cheating death for that long?” interrupts Merle. “We could’ve just died all those times in the span of, I don’t know, a month or two! We’re really incompetent.”
Magnus and Taako nod in enthusiastic agreement as Kravitz sighs.
“And second of all?”
“Uh... I forgot what I was going to say second.”
“Of course you did! What won’t you three conveniently forget — GAH!”
A giant skeletal hand reaches out of the Eternal Stockade and grabs Kravitz by the robe, dragging him inside the Eternal Stockade. It slams the door of the prison with a force that Taako winces at, all the way on the other side of the sapphire mirror.
“Did we solve the lich puzzle?” Merle asks. “Are we free to go?”
“Gonna be honest — just personally, I’m not too worried about the lich puzzle!” Taako shouts back, as a high-pitched hum emanates from the crystals around them and the room begins to shake. “Mostly just thinking about how much I don’t want to remember what dying feels like!”
“You know, that’s fair,” Merle agrees as he watches a complete skeleton materialize behind the hand, wading through the Astral Sea and towards the mirror. “That’s pretty fair.”
***
“Look, you saved my bacon back there,” Kravitz tells them after Legion is defeated. “Not just my career, but the world too. Things would have gotten very, very nasty, in a way that I wouldn’t have exactly wanted to put on my résumé…”
He sighs. “And Merle, Magnus… I would be willing to let you off with a warning, because you’ve technically never escaped the Astral Plane, and that leaves a convenient little loophole in the law for you two to slip through. Even Lucas — he’s learned his lesson with necromancy, it looks like. But Maureen, Noelle, and especially you, Taako — you’re all going to have to come with me. I can’t make exceptions for those of you who have succeeded in a jailbreak — nor can I do so for a lich.”
This time, he doesn’t spit the word lich with any of the disgust or outrage that were in his voice before, but rather speaks slowly and solemnly — and if Taako didn’t know better, he might think Kravitz actually felt bad about having to lock him up.
“Look, Ghost Rider.” Taako’s heart is racing just a little bit faster than he’s comfortable with, and the worst part is he doesn’t know why. It’s tempting to blame it on the slight crush may or may not be developing, but his crushes — although few and far-between — definitely never send his pulse up this fast this early in the relationship.
“You seem like an okay fellow who’s just trying to do your job, so I’ll be honest with you — I can’t remember ever touching necromancy with a ten-foot pole. Look, I used to make my living as a chef, and when you’re cooking the last thing you want is your meal coming back to life in front of you. I’ve got no motive!”
“Does your book with the bounties say anything else about the charges against him?” Magnus asks. “The charges against any of us, actually?”
“Not a single thing, I’m afraid. The bar’s not very high, but you are some of the… less unsavory bounties I’ve hunted, which is why I genuinely hate to say this, but —”
“Oh, so it’s savory you like? Let me take you out for an evening at Taako’s Bar and Café, and I’ll cook you up as many savory dishes as you like —”
“The — the bar,” Kravitz stammers, slipping out of his Cockney accent, “is so not high —”
“He just wants to help you broaden your horizons!” Merle chimes in. “You must not get out of the — the, uh, whatever your plane is called very often, do you?”
Kravitz sighs. “It’s the Astral Plane, and — and look, we just… we need to get going, alright? Taako, I… I could give you the benefit of the doubt, I suppose, and let you stay here until you die and return to your lich form, but I still need those two souls in the robots to come with me —”
“Wait!” Magnus interrupts. “Gambling with death is a trope for a reason, right? Can we play cards for their souls?”
Kravitz shrugs. “You know what? Sure! This day can’t get any wilder!”
***
Boyland’s rites of remembrance aren’t until tomorrow, but Taako is down in the Voidfish’s chambers ahead of time, Umbra Staff clutched tight as he stares at the twinkling galaxy pattern within the jellyfish’s bell.
“Uh… do you need something?” Johann asks after Taako’s stands there silently for about a minute.
Taako twirls his umbrella and shifts it from hand to hand, half expecting it to fire on its own again like it had when talking to Angus, but it stays dormant.
“Can your jellyfish pal, like… I dunno, choose what it innoculates you for?”
“Uh… no? At least, I think we woulda noticed if it could… why are you asking?”
“I was bored.” Taako turns to leave, but before he can get back in the elevator, he hears the Voidfish sing a short tune — not quite as loud as when Magnus had touched its tank, but definitely the same three notes.
***
Taako dies a few times in Refuge before he notices anything weird about it — well, not that dying and being revived continuously isn’t weird albeit familiar, but at first he’s just immediately whisked off to the white space alongside Merle and Magnus. No special treatment for him — until the first time that they die before the hour ends, and everything starts unraveling.
Magnus leans away from locker as he opens it, but it proves to be a futile precaution as the sound of an explosion blows out their eardrums and shockwaves tear through the room, sending the floor beneath their feet blasting towards the ceiling at the same time that massive boulders rain down from above, crushing the cave’s occupants before there’s even a chance process what happened.
As the dust settles and the roar of the explosives and falling rocks dies out, Taako blinks — except it feels strange, like it’s not his physical eyelids moving as much as it is his vision shifting into another spectrum, as if someone had just cast True Seeing on him.
Huh, he thinks. Thought that would’ve killed me.
And then: Of course it killed me. I’m a lich.
(Well, there goes any chance I had with Kravitz —)
I’m a lich like the Red Robe — no, like Barry. And like —
Like Lup.
How could I forget Lup?!
The sensation of incorporeality hits him on a delay and doesn’t stop hitting him, harder and harder until he feels like he’s about to disintegrate. His red-tinged skeletal hand drifts through the air, catching the silver threads that hang lazily like cobwebs in the space all around him as his spectral fingers curl into a fist. He clutches those bonds with every ounce of strength he has but they’re unraveling now, just like his robe, like his magically deformed essence…
He’s ready to disintegrate, to unravel, to crumble into ash just like Lup’s skeleton in Wave Echo Cave, because of course it was her, it was all that was left of her —
I found her but she was gone — everything was gone, except for her robe and —
“Taako?”
Lying just a few feet away from the hem of his robe is Lup’s Umbra Staff, pulverized into a dozen smoldering fragments — and above it floats another red-cloaked figure, eyes blazing red like miniature versions of the explosion that freed her.
“Taako, I’m here!” she assures him, and her echoing voice is a chorus of too many simultaneous emotions to count — it’s worried, and desperate, but joyous and relieved and comforting all at once. “Don’t break down on me now, Taako! It’s okay!”
Something solidifies in Taako, a grounding sensation so powerful he feels almost corporeal again, but words are failing him, motion is failing him. He stays frozen as the bonds he’d clung to wind back into place, stretching from his arms to Lup’s and pulling them together into the closest thing to a hug that liches can achieve, and he feels warm.
“You idiot,” he finally chokes out. “You didn’t think that absorbing magic shit would make a bad combo with being a fucking lich?”
Lup is literally beaming with happiness, emitting beams of light that would blind someone with physical eyes. “You didn’t exactly realize either, you dingus!”
They stay in the embrace for a few more minutes — and Taako may or may not let out an ugly, messy sob or two, complete with tears and snot made of pure magical energy that crackles like lightning when it strikes the rubble below — before he finally feels stable, and Lup quietly asks:
“How much time do we have? Forty minutes? Thirty-five?”
“What?” Her words don’t sink in immediately, but the second they do, Taako immediately feels like the victim of a sick joke. “Oh, shit. The Umbra Staff’s gonna get fixed next loop, and — and I’m not gonna remember you’re in there —”
“It’ll be okay,” Lup assures him. Taako can tell from the tone of her voice that she’s just as frustrated as he is with the irony of the paradox, except trying to redirect that anger into stubborn optimism. It’s a lifesaving skill for liches of their particular breed, that ability to channel destabilizing negative emotions into sustaining positive ones — a skill Taako hasn’t had much practice with, lately.
“There’s got to be some way to cheat the loops — you know, a loophole.” Lup laughs — a rasping, echoing noise that would probably be terrifying to anyone who didn’t know her, but is a massive relief for Taako to hear. “It’s practically in the name. We’ll figure something out — we always do. Let’s just think — and besides, I’m sure Magnus will get you blown up at least another two or three times, so we’ve technically got even more than forty minutes.”
“Right, right, okay. Physical objects are a no-go, Magnus figured that out after his bank robbing stunt —”
“Yeah, I think I caught that. So we’ll have to try something magical —”
“Wait.” A thousand different realizations are slowly coalescing together all at once in Taako’s mind, and he struggles to find words to articulate any of them. “How much could you, like — how much could you see from in there? You helped me out fighting the vine monster, right, and — and ruined Ango’s cookies, so… you musta been pretty aware to do all that —”
Lup looks down at the remains of the Umbra Staff, now reduced to mostly ash.
“I could see and do plenty, if I put enough effort into it,” she explains, “but it wore me out quickly, especially casting spells. After I spelled my name, I was just… clinging to consciousness for the next few weeks. That stunt might not have been the best idea, since I’d figured out by then that you couldn’t remember, but… I had to try.”
“Did you see Barry, in… let’s see, Goldcliff and the Cosmoscope? He, uh… wasn’t doing so great that second time…”
“He’ll be able to hold it together,” Lup declares confidently. “He’s stubborn like that.”
“Do you think he realized… your situation? He was pretty stable until he saw you —”
“He would have done something about it by now if he’d known, though…”
“Yeah, of course, you’re right. But he definitely seemed like he had some kinda plan — wait, I think I got it! Where’s my body?”
“Wait, got what?”
Taako levitates a few boulders out of place, and summons two Mage Hands to rifle through the pockets of his corporeal form. “Our way out of this time paradox shit, courtesy of Barold himself! As long as it didn’t get crushed — ah, here we go!”
One of the Mage Hands procures a familiar golden coin, imbued with a divination spell of Barry’s own engineering that Taako finally recognizes. “Well, I guess I don’t know for sure that Barry sent it to me, but it’s his spell and came alongside some IPRE patches, so I’m gonna say it sure wasn’t from Lucretia.”
“Is that — is that the spell he made when Magnus was worrying about the Temporal Chalice overwriting things without us knowing?”
“Yeah, storing info across timelines is its whole gimmick! He knew we were going to go after the Chalice eventually, and musta realized that I would forget anything I did as a lich if a time loop like this revived me —”
“Gods, I love him!” Lup shouts, laughing and lighting up with joy all over again. “Then what are we waiting for? Let’s send Amnesiac Taako a message!”
***
Taako faceplants in the dirt alongside Merle and Magnus, alive again and holding an unbroken Umbra Staff. As always, Roswell stands guard outside the gate, and Taako and Magnus immediately start running through their explanation.
“Great job, Maggie!” Merle mutters under his breath. “Now we’ve gotta go through this whole shebang again.”
“We’ll be able to make a great speedrun video on Fantasy Youtube by the end of it, though!” Taako whispers back, and Roswell tilts their bird head in confusion.
“What? What’s a speedrun?”
Taako opens his mouth to reply, but a slightly muffled yet incredibly familiar voice from within the pocket of his skirt beats him to it.
Yo, Taako! T to the double A-K-O! I’m you from half an hour ago now, so listen up!
“What the fuck?” he blurts out, digging out the coin. “That’s — that’s not me! I never said —”
I know you don’t remember recording this, but there’s something you’ve really gotta do, the coin goes on, still in Taako’s voice, and he drops it to the ground and stares at it in horror. It’ll make sense later — well, maybe a long time later. Eventually, I hope!
“I don’t trust you!” Taako shouts, not sure if he’s expecting the coin to respond or not. “I don’t know who’s behind this, but I know a trick when I hear —”
You need to break the Umbra Staff, Taako, a second speaker explains, and Taako goes stiff at the sound of her voice. And you need to break it again in every new cycle — or every loop, I should say, until you get out of here. Please, Taako, trust us. We’ll explain as soon as we can, I promise.
Magnus kneels on the ground and pokes the coin gingerly, as if expecting it to explode. “Taako, where did you get this? Do you know what triggered it to —”
Taako snaps the Umbra Staff with his bare hands, and a column of fire erupts around him.
As his vision turns into an orange blur, he can just barely hear Merle yelp in shock and Magnus shout in concern over the roar of the flames, but he doesn’t feel afraid — which is itself a deeply unsettling feeling, because he should really be terrified out of his mind — but he just can’t fear this fire no matter how hard he tries. The warmth of the flames that weave so deftly around him is not harsh, but rather, comforting — almost fiercely comforting, in a way Taako wasn’t prepared to be comforted, a way that makes his heart seize up just like the woman’s voice that he couldn’t help but trust.
The blaze consolidates into a spectral figure in red who floats in front of him and nods, face obscured by the cowl of her robe but a smile manifesting clearly in her voice nevertheless.
“Thank you so much, Taako. I knew you’d come through.”
Then Magnus swings Railsplitter through her — harmlessly, of course — and she turns to face him.
“What do you want from this town, Red Robe?” Magnus yells. “Why did you bring Jack and June here?”
“Magnus, calm down! Really, I should be asking you about Jack and —”
She pauses, noticing Magnus’s disoriented expression. “Shit, was that static? You know, that’s probably for the best. Let’s start over: Magnus, Merle, Taako, earth elemental who’s name I missed —”
“I’m Roswell. Could you please identify yourself?”
“Magnus, Merle, Taako, Roswell — but mostly you Tres Horny Bois, or whatever you call yourselves these days — first things first, I’m not the Red Robe you met before. Second and on a related note, yes, I’ve been in Taako’s umbrella this whole time. Yes, it sucked. And third…”
She sighs. “You’re just going to have to take my word on this one, but I literally can’t explain who I am or why I’m on your side. It might seriously damage your minds, but I should be able to tell you my name, which is Lup.”
“Lup, why do I trust you?” The name feels strange in Taako’s mouth — familiar, except it shouldn’t be, except it is, except it couldn’t be, except…
The contradiction just spirals on forever, boring a hole in his mind that aches like hell and makes his stomach churn.
“Taako — oh, Taako, you’re not thinking about it too hard, are you? You can’t think about it too hard — you see why I can’t try and explain anything else. I would if I could…”
Slowly, with help from Lup’s Mage Hand, Taako stands up. He can’t even remember when he fell to his knees, but… he tries not to think too hard about it. Just take things one step at a time.
“Lup can help get us out of here,” he tells Magnus and Merle. “I don’t know why, but I’d trust her with my life even outside of a time loop, so… we’re doing what she says now.”
Magnus shrugged. “You know, I guess we could do a lot worse than putting a competent woman in charge, even if she’s undead. Lup, whatever your plan is, I’m down for it.”
***
By the time the purple worm dives back down beneath the earth with her children, Taako’s just about ready to collapse. Physically, he’s uninjured — he had a lich and an earth elemental watching his back, after all — but mentally, he’s a wreck. The persistent roar of static in the back of his mind has taken its toll, especially since the loop where he died before anyone else, and woke up to find Magnus and Merle giving him the two most confused and concerned looks he’d ever seen on their faces.
So when Avi freezes, glowing red, and everyone’s Stones of Farspeech go dark, Taako barely has the energy to wonder why until another robed figure materializes, holding a finger to his lips —
“DID YOU RETRIEVE THE…”
Every fold of fabric freezes in place, as lightning washes over the Red Robe’s form.
“LUP?!”
“Hey, babe,” Lup whispers, unfazed by the lightning bolts as she floats forward to wrap her arms around the other lich. “Thanks for the coin.”
“But — but how?” the Red Robe stammers. “How are you finally —”
Several curls of hair, made up of ghostly orange fire, escape from under Lup’s hood as she explains, and the Red Robe gently twirls a coil of flames around one of his skeletal fingers. “How are you really here?”
“You’re not gonna believe this,” Lup explains, “but it turns out that magic-absorbing staffs and beings made of pure magic aren’t actually the best combo.”
“Oh my god, we’re idiots,” the Red Robe gasps. “We’re magical undead idiots.”
“Love you too, Barry,” Lup murmurs.“God, I missed you so fucking much.”
“Wait, like Barry Bluejeans?” Magnus asks, at exactly the same time that Taako mutters: “Ugh, get a room.”
Barry whispers something to Lup that Taako doesn’t catch, and then both liches turn around.
“So, slight change of plans,” Lup announces. “It looks like the bubble isn’t quite down yet, but once we get that taken care of… anyone else up for a moonbase infiltration?”
“I’ve got one condition,” Taako immediately announces.
“What’s up?”
“If we run into the Grim Reaper, neither of you crimson lovebirds know me.”
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TAZ Angst drabble 2
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Despite Taako’s objections to the contrary, elves were mortal. They aged, so slowly it was barely perceptible by humans.
Taako had an uncle...or great uncle...maybe he was just an old cranky cousin? Anyway, some family member that took in him and Lup for the Elven equivalent of two seconds before sending them off again. He told Taako and Lup never to make friends with other races, because they aged too quickly, and Taako would inevitably end up alone. Taako just thought he was racist, which he was, but it took a good 800 years before Taako was willing to admit MAYBE he had a point.
He kept his glamour charm up nearly all the time, but every once in a while, he put it down to look in the mirror and see what time had done. Not to mention sometimes he just needed the spell slots. His golden blonde hair had turned stark white. His skin, once perfectly bronzed was now wrinkled.
And there were some things no magic in the world could totally fix. His eyesight, for one, losing a good deal of his darkvision and normal vision. His hearing at least allowed him a good excuse to yell at the whippersnappers going about. If there was one thing he enjoyed about being old it was complaining about young people, not that he needed youth as an excuse to do that.
But the worst thing was the memory. It started small, taking a minute or longer to remember an old friend’s name. Making up what happened when he couldn’t remember a story of his own life. A spell or two he didn’t know. His aunt’s recipes.
It was getting worse, though. One fateful day, he couldn’t remember Magnus’ name, and he rushed to the graveyard to see it and apologize to his old friend. It was decorated well, as a hero of legend’s grave should be. Kids went on field trips to come see it.
They were all gone now. Magnus, Lucretia, Davenport, Merle, Ren, Carey, Killian, Avi, Leon, Lucas...even Agnus had grown up before Taako’s very eyes and then died of old age. Many of his friends had had children, who then grew up and died, and then their children….humans were stupid. They were like damn Goldfish with the way they kept dying, what the fuck?
The people closest to him weren’t like that. Kravitz, Lup, and Barry stayed on. They all lived in the same house for a long time. It wasn’t fair, they got to live forever, but they stayed the SAME. Stupid reapers.
After going out to see Magnus, Taako realized one more thing he forgot: the way home. He stumbled around town a bit, trying to retrace his steps, but only found himself more lost, until finally a robed figure appeared out of the mist in front of him. “What did I tell you about sneaking up on me, Bluejeans?”
“Sorry,” Barry said, putting up his hands in surrender. “We got back and you weren’t home. Lup and Krav are worried, so we split up to find you.”
Taako ‘hmph’d’ impressively. One good thing about being old was being able to ‘hmph’ properly. “And what, you were just the lucky bastard to check this…” He looked around. He didn’t know where he was.
“Actually,” Barry covered for his old friend’s lack of memory, “I asked around and the kids said there was a crazy old elf wizard shouting ‘abracafuck you’ and blasting a statue.”’
Taako chuckled, “heh. Classic.”
Barry created a rift in the air and offered for Taako to step in. “I better call Lup and Krav. Get ready for a lecture about wandering around.”
“I’m not a caged animal,” he said, “This guy’s so fine, it’d be a shame to hide from the world.”
Barry smirked, but knew better than to argue. “Where’d you go, anyway?”
Taako collapsed on the sofa and regretted it instantly. He now felt all the misery holding himself upright and walking around had caused him. “Graveyard,” He said, like it was nothing.
Barry put the stone of farspeech down. “Oh,” he said.
He went over to sit on the sofa, but Taako shooed him away. “I miss them too, you know,” Barry said, “Every day.”
“Why?” Taako asked, “You get to go to the land of the dead all the time.”
Barry sighed, “Being in the astral plane and being part of the sea of souls is...different,” he said. “Only the Raven Queen knows anything about what it’s like, and she says she can’t tell us or it’ll melt our brains or something.”
Taako snorted, “Cop out.”
“Probably,” Barry agreed, “But...still. It doesn’t get any easier.”
“Barry...look at me,” Taako said, and he dropped his Glamour. He was well kept for an elf. Had lived longer than most, well taken care of and having a husband who was death didn’t hurt. But still he knew he was a pile of bones wrapped together with some skin wrinklier than an unironed sheet. “This...this doesn’t get any easier.”
Barry tried not to look pitying. He really did. “Hey, I’d hardly think you were more than 700.”
Taako snorted, shaking. He was always shaking. “I’m gonna die, Barry,” He said, “Soon. One of you three are gonna have to drop me in the death soup--”
“Please don’t call it that.”
“--And we both know it’s not going to be the other two.” Taako said, staring Barry down until he understood. Barry sobered instantly, realizing what Taako was saying. “Kravitz and I have had a long time,” Taako said, “Longer than most. But all mortals have to die eventually. And Lup….” Taako twiddled with his thumbs, trying to get them to just stay STILL for Istus’ sake. “We promised we’d never leave each other again. But we can’t...I can’t…”
He took a deep sigh, Barry staying still, “Elves live a long time, but eternity is eternity. You lot are gonna live twice as long as me, and I don’t want them to suffer without my brilliant presence,” he swallowed, “So that’s gonna be on you, Barry, to help them through it. So you’d best start adjusting now.”
Barry didn’t say anything for a long silence. He finally broke it with the quietest, “I, um,” he said, “I’m gonna call them. Let them know you’re ok.”
The next morning, Taako woke to Kravitz gently shaking him awake. He didn’t meditate as much anymore, too much focus. “Wake up, love,” Kravitz said in his low, melodic voice. “Come on, sweetheart, we’re going on a trip.”
Taako grumbled at the intrusion, “Five more minutes,” he insisted, but was surprised to hear laughter at that. It was Lup’s laugh. He peeked his eye open to see she was in the room with him, along with Barry. “What’d’you want?”
“Kravitz already said,” she said, “We’re going on a trip.”
“Where?” He asked, still stubbornly clinging to sleep.
“It’s a surprise!” She said.
Taako grumped. He probably wasn’t going to remember the place if she said it anyway. “Fine. It better not be that museum that keeps pestering me. They can’t have my hat, I don’t care if it’s part of their exhibit.”
“It’s not the museum,” Kravitz assured, offering his hand. Taako took it and allowed himself to be pulled up off the bed and onto the floor. He felt less achy today, that was good. “Come on, now, best we hurry.”
“I’ll take my damn time, and you’ll deal with it,” Taako grumped as Kravitzed held him around the middle to help him walk forward, kissing his cheek. Even at...however old he was, he still blushed. “Sap.”
He was so distracted, he didn’t even realize he’d left his body behind.
Taako didn’t remember much, other than shuffling his feet, left, right, left again, going wherever Kravitz led him. “I’m gonna be hungry in a few minutes,” he let them all know, so this place better have food.”
“It’ll have everything you need,” Barry commented, him and Lup keeping pace behind them.
Taako grumbled, “That sounds suspicious as heck, Barold.”
“We’re here,” Kravitz said, and Taako looked up. They were at the beach. But it didn’t seem like a normal beach. There was an old cottage, long abandoned, sitting on an island (when did they get to an island?). There was the sound of waves, but no people or animals, not even a bird. He looked up at the dark sky and finally realized where he was. The Astral Plane. “Oh…” he said, and then looked between the Reapers, “It’s today?”
“It is.” The voice behind the four of them said, and Taako’s eyes fell on the Raven Queen. She didn’t seem to take steps as she approached, just floating along the ground, a veil covering her face. “I hope I’m not late, I wanted to be here for the departure.”
“Nice to see your son in law off,” He said, but then the four of them were still silent. It was hard to tell, under that damn veil, but the Raven Queen wasn’t looking at him, he was looking at Kravitz. “Krav--”
Kravitz let go of Taako, and he was surprised to find he could stand on his own. Kravitz approached the Raven Queen with reverence, and bowed before her. She lifted him by the chin, looking down at him, and speaking quiet words Taako couldn’t hear. Then, Kravitz summoned his scythe and handed it over. “What are you doing?” Taako demanded, “Stop--
He tried to run forward but Lup held him back. He turned around to see she had summoned her scythe too, as had Barry. Barry stepped forward next to hand his in. “We talked it over,” Lup said, “Weighing everything, but...it was already decided a long time ago.”
“Love,” Kravitz said, coming back to him and taking his hand, “I’ve lived longer than you have.”
“Cradle robber,” Taako accused lovingly, getting Kravitz to smile.
“I’ve seen all the things I wanted to see and done all the things I wanted to do.” Kravitz tucked Taako’s hair behind his long ears, “All I really want anymore is to be with you. In all things.”
“But it’s supposed to just be me,” Taako said, and realized he was crying. How he was able to he had no idea, but he was anyway, “You’re supposed to go on, you’re immortal, you--”
“We,” Lup said, “Are a package deal, goofus.” She handed her scythe over with a respectful nod, “Besides, Queenie says this happens every millenia or so. We helped her pick out some replacements that weren’t total douche waffles. World goes on and all that.”
The Raven Queen didn’t seem to know how to respond to being called ‘Queenie’ and so addressed Taako. “Rarely does a mortal affect the lives of a reaper. Even more rarely three. But I must respect their wishes, even if I wish I could convince them to stay longer.”
Kravitz shook his head, “Not a second without him in the world,” he said, taking Taako’s hand. Taako couldn’t help the little smile on his face.
Then, Lup took his other hand, and Barry took her other hand. “Ready, Koko?”
Taako turned, facing the sea of souls. “Hey, last thing,” he said, looking up at the Raven Queen, “the whole ‘your brains would melt’ if you knew about death is a cop out, right?”
The Raven Queen just smiled, and Taako sighed, frustrated. “Guess I just have to find out myself,” and he stepped into the shallows, his family with him.
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Title: “Switch” Author: @ageless-aislynn Characters/fandom: Caitlin Snow/Harrison Wells|Eobard Thawne (ReverseSnow), The Flash Summary: Getting swapped into Harrison Wells’ body is an eye-opening experience for Caitlin. In more ways than one. For Snowells Week 2019, Day 3, prompt: Body-Swap Rating: PG Length: 1,404 Spoilers/warnings: None Disclaimer: Definitely not mine but I do enjoy borrowing them just for a bit! ;) A/N: Body-swapping is one of my favorite tropes, so I could probably have fun writing a full-length ReverseSnow novel on it, lol! But, in lieu of that, here's a shorter little bit set in season 1. ;) If you read, I hope you enjoy! :D ♥
"I'm not sure," Cisco mused speculatively as he and Caitlin entered the Cortex. "'Mixer-Switcher' just doesn't feel like my best effort when it comes to metahuman names. Sounds too much like I'm calling him a DJ. Or, I dunno, saying he's not sure if he's a top or bottom. It just doesn't have that spot-on-but-still-family-friendly feel I try for."
"I'm sure you'll think of something--" Caitlin was saying as Dr. Wells turned from his computer, eyes widening.
"Look out!" he called and she spun in time to see the man in the half-black, half-white outfit pop through the doorway behind them.
"Maybe I'm a DJ who's really into BDSM," he said snidely, his gauntlets glowing as he took aim. As he fired, Barry sped in and tackled him.
The glancing edge of the blast sent Caitlin flying backwards, crashing next to Dr. Wells' wheelchair.
"Cait, you okay?" Cisco's voice sounded momentarily like it was distorted underwater.
"Dr. Snow?"
Dr. Wells rolled forward enough to get a hand around her upper arm, helping her to her feet with surprising strength.
"I'm okay," she told them both, attempting a reassuring smile. A tremor in her knees made her almost collapse. Embarrassingly, she nearly sat in his lap before managing to change trajectories to fall heavily in her chair.
"You don't look okay," Dr. Wells chided, wheeling over and tilting her head towards the light before running his hand over her skull. "Did you hit your head? Lose consciousness, even for a second?"
His touch was gentle and professional but still she blushed, having to fight the urge to lean into him. "Um, yes. I mean, no. I'm fine, I didn't hit my head or black out."
Up close, his blue eyes seemed especially piercing behind his glasses and it felt like he could see right through her. To deflect, she went on, "So, do we even have a lock on the door? How do these guys keep just walking in?"
***
A couple hours later, with Mixer-Switcher -- Cisco was right, the name could definitely use some work -- firmly ensconced in the Pipeline, Caitlin sighed as she turned her bathtub's faucets. She stripped and hung up her clothes, returning to add her favorite bath bomb. While waiting for the tub to fill, she noticed a faint bruise on the top of her shoulder. Twisting and turning, she checked herself in the mirror for any other injuries from her erstwhile tangle with the meta. She suddenly thought of Dr. Wells running his hand through her hair and her expression went a bit dreamy.
No, she thought sternly, jabbing a finger at her reflection. Harrison Wells is your boss, he's your friend, and he's not going to be the subject of some schoolgirl crush! You get these thoughts out of your head right now or--
She crashed to the ground in a suddenly much dimmer environment, hearing a glass shatter. The sharp scent of whiskey hit her nose.
For a moment, she just blinked, trying to get her bearings. Her surroundings were sparse, elegant and unfamiliar. The way she'd sprawled forward was uncomfortable so she awkwardly rolled over, gawking at the long legs stretching out before her, wearing black, well-tailored pants which were currently twisted.
"Mixer-switcher," she groaned aloud, then startled.
Oh no, I know that voice, she thought in alarm. Automatically, she looked down, patting the surprisingly firm, sculpted chest beneath the white dress shirt he'd been wearing at work today. Then she felt the angles and plains of the face she'd covertly admired for so long up to the hair she'd longed to ruffle -- wait, where were his glasses? Had they gotten knocked off when he'd fallen? Where was his wheelchair, for that matter?
She squirmed as the uncomfortable sensation threatened to spike into pain in a region she didn't possess in her own body. Plucking at the pants, she tried to... adjust things back into proper alignment from the outside, only to hiss when it got worse.
Well, I can't risk, you know, doing damage, she thought, rationalizing as she fumbled with the button and fly of his pants and reached in to move things about.
She couldn't help it, she looked, needing to visually confirm what his hand was telling her. "Oh my God," she blurted out, his voice shocked.
Her mind idly noted he was a boxer-briefs man. Tardily, she also realized she could feel his hand on his-- Whoa, feeling it a little too much, she thought, yanking away. I thought he didn't have sensation below the waist? Maybe it's just movement that's paralyzed?
His knees bent easily and she was standing before she even articulated the thought.
Harrison Wells wasn't paralyzed.
While she was trying to process that bombshell, the phone jangled loudly. The next thing she knew, she'd crashed into the wall at the end of the long room hard enough to leave a small crater where his shoulder hit.
The impact also made her aware of something hard in his pocket. She pulled out a heavy gold ring with the Flash's symbol. No, it wasn't the Flash's.
The reverse, she thought numbly. She put it on, it fit his finger perfectly. Muscle memory took over, his arm extended, fingers folding into a fist and there was some sort of electric push and--
The yellow suit somehow ejected out of the ring, unfolding as it majestically arced through the air. Then it gave an undignified splat onto the polished floor, skidding to a stop in a puddle of thick fabric.
Through the few seconds of eternity that had completely tipped her world on its head, the phone had continued to ring. Looking down, the number on the Caller ID was quite familiar as she picked up.
"So it seems that Mixer-Switcher's powers can have a delay," her voice said dryly without preamble. "His other body exchanges wore off anywhere from a few hours to a day but I wouldn't think it should take that long in this case since it--"
"What. The. Hell?" His voice thundered quite satisfactorily.
Harrison paused, then took on the reasonable professor tone he'd used often in the past. "I take it you've discovered a few things?"
"Ya think?" she snapped.
"I can explain."
"Explain? You're going to explain this, huh?!?" Oh yeah, it felt good to yell in his voice.
"Caitlin, calm down. Let's talk. Stay there and I'll--"
She suddenly fell to the floor in her bedroom. "Ouch," she grumbled, using her bed to lever herself to her feet. She was now wearing a mismatched bra and panty set and the bra was apparently fastened wrong.
The distinctive buzz of a speedster phasing through a solid surface was all the warning she had before the man in the yellow suit appeared before her, eyes glowing red. Then he abruptly pulled his mask back and regarded her steadily.
"Why were my pants unzipped?"
"That-- I was... That was totally innocent," she spluttered.
He arched a brow.
"You touched my lingerie," she pointed out, crossing her arms.
"Would you rather I went ahead and bathed you? Or left you naked?"
She gestured defensively, scrambling to regain her righteous anger. "This is all beside the point, Reverse Flash."
"Hm, true," he mused, slowly stepping towards her until she automatically backed up, her legs hitting the bed. She abruptly wondered just how much danger she was in. Strangely, she didn't feel afraid.
"It seems to me we can help each other here," he said softly. "You keep my secrets, I'll keep yours."
"Secrets? I don't have any--"
He bent -- she'd forgotten how tall he was -- and murmured in her ear, "I saw what's in the drawer."
He straightened, eyes deliberately moving to the nightstand beside her bed. The top drawer was, indeed, open a crack.
She gasped, face going flaming hot, and reached over to slam it shut as if that would somehow make a difference. "You... I..."
He gave a surprisingly serene smile, waiting her out.
"Fine," she finally said through gritted teeth.
"Good," he said, nodding cordially. "We'll settle up the details later."
Details? she thought in alarm but before she could ask, he pulled on his mask once more.
"Though tell me," he said, eyes going red and voice distorting, "did you at least like what you saw?"
"Dr. Wells!" she exclaimed in a scandalized tone.
His laughter hung in the air long after he'd sped away.
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The Beauty of a Beast - part 4
Characters: Y/N Singer, Bobby Singer, Gabriel, Balthazar, Chuck, Castiel, Crowley - (future pairing of Gabriel x reader)
Words: 1500+
Beta-reader: @nobodys-baby-now
Warnings: Gabriel is a dick
A/N: Some characters are ooc dicks, not gonna tag this in the future
Chapter summary: You find Bobby imprisoned by a beast at a castle and prepare to make a large sacrifice.
[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3]
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Part 4 - The Beast
You let Phillipe lead you where you needed to go. He raced down the snowy path with you on his back. He had to know where your father was. You needed to find Bobby.
The midday sun slowly disappeared behind the foliage, casting many shadows and an unnatural darkness. Bobby had only left the evening before, he couldn’t have gone far.
Your journey ended at a castle in the middle of nowhere. Old, dark, and dangerous looking. This all went out the window. Red flags popping up in your mind were ignored. You needed to find your father, no matter where he was.
You rushed inside. “Hello? Pa? Can you hear me?” You cried.
It was silent until a cough echoed up from a staircase. Pausing only to grab a candelabra for lighting, you trekked down into the cellar.
Bobby sat shivering in a cell, coughing into his elbow. He looked tired, frightened, and sick. The cold weather of the area seemed to have taken a toll on him.
“Pa!” You cried, rushing to your father, placing the candelabra at your feet and kneeling at the cell bars in front of him.
Bobby’s head turned to face you. “Y/N? What are you doing here?” He asked.
“I came to find you!” You explained. “I’ve been so worried!”
“I understand, but you have to leave! Before he comes back!”
“I’m not leaving you here! I don’t care who he is!”
“Please, Y/N,” Bobby pleaded. “Go without me. The beast-”
“Is standing right here.” Another voice came. The speaker was shrouded in darkness.
Bobby’s eyes grew wide.
You stood and faced the stranger. “Who are you and why have you imprisoned my father.”
“He’s a thief.” It spoke, disregarding your first question. “He stole a rose from my garden.”
“A rose?!” You cried. “You’ve locked a sick man away because of a flower?!”
“It’s a light punishment compared to the eternal one I got for a rose.” The speaker replied.
You were infuriated. This person had the audacity to do this to your only living family member? And he wouldn’t even show his face.
“Come into the light.” You demanded.
“Y/N…” Bobby warned.
The figure moved into the faint light that shone from a small, dusty window in Bobby’s cell.
You gasped. The one who imprisoned your father was far from human.
It’s whole body was covered in thick fur, the colour of caramel, an almost golden shade of brown. The figure loomed over you, standing near seven feet tall.
Instead of feet there were paws, feline and tipped with claws. Its hands were almost the same, only slightly more human.
The feline aspect continued with a tail hanging between the creature’s legs. Long with a tuft of fur on the end, like a lion’s.
It wore a ripped pair of trousers, dark brown and ripped in many places. It wore no shoes or shirt, as it was clear it would be insanely difficult.
Out of the thing’s back jutted out wings, big enough to seem cramped in the hallway, tips of it touching the stone floor. The feathers ranged in colour from shades of yellow to gold to copper. Clumps were missing, and it appeared as if the word “preening” had never been uttered in the castle.
His hair was just as untidy, tangled locks reaching to his shoulders. Its ears were long and hug down, like a sheep or goats. Curled and intimidating horns extruded from its scalp, tips as sharp as his claws.
Its nose was flatter, more feline than a human’s. Fangs poked out from its top lip.
The only thing human about the Beast were his eyes. Amber, like honey from the market, or fine whiskey. But they were cold and cruel.
“Afraid of what you see?” He asked.
Slowly, you shook your head. “I’m not afraid of you.” You lied.
“Well then. Leave or you’ll die here too.” The beast said.
You shook your head again. “No. Let my father go.”
“Never-”
“Let him go and I’ll take his place!” You shouted.
“Y/N, are you crazy?!” Bobby yelled. “I ain’t leaving you!”
“I’m younger and healthier.” You continued. “Please, let him go, I’ll do anything! Eternal can spare a second!”
The Beast thought it over. “Fine.”
A clawed hand opened the door and the other snatched up the candelabra. You stepped in as Bobby hesitantly walked out.
“I’ll come back to get you.” Your father promised.
“Enough chit-chat.” The Beast growled. He grabbed Bobby by the collar and dragged him away and up the stairs.
You didn’t even bother to run after them. What would the point be? You couldn’t risk getting caught and both of you dying.
Tears streaming from your eyes, you closed the cell door. You sat in a corner and cried. Your father was gone and you wouldn’t see him again. You were trapped in this dark and cold castle with a beast. “I didn’t get to say goodbye…” You sobbed.
Gabriel sat at the long, empty dining room table. He picked at the meal in front of him with his claws.
“So…” Balthazar started. “We have a new guest.”
“Prisoner.” Gabriel muttered.
Balthazar rolled his metallic eyes. “Oh, give it a rest. They could be the one, if you give them a chance-”
“The child of a thief deserves no chances!” The Beast growled, slamming his fist down on the table.
“The child of a thief lost their father and their freedom in the same day!” Chuck added. “Balthazar is right for once.”
“They could be the one,” Castiel suggested. Gabriel looked over at the servant who had been cursed to have the white and blue ceramic form of a teapot. “But they most definitely will not be if you keep acting like this.”
“You’re acting like him.” A voice in the back of Gabriel’s mind spoke. “You sound like him. Is that what you’ve become? Your father?”
The look in Gabriel’s eyes softened for a moment. “Fine. Get a room ready for the pris- for the guest.”
You raised your head as the cell door creaked open. The Beast stood at the entrance.
“Balthazar and Chuck will show you to your room.” The Beast told you.
“My… my room?” You asked. “What happened to prisoner?”
“Prisoner?” Another voice chimed in. “Of course not. You’re a guest!”
“J-just um… a guest who won’t leave.” Said a fourth.
You looked down. The candelabra you had picked up earlier was there, standing next to a clock of the same height.
“You… you’re…” You stammered.
“Balthazar.” The candelabra bowed. “Enchanté. And this here is Charles, but we call him Chuck.”
The clock raised a wooden handle like an arm. “Hi.”
So this castle had living furniture. If you hadn’t been held captive by a beast on the same day, you would have freaked out. “Hello…” You responded. “I’m Y/N.”
“Good for you. Get out of my sight.” The Beast grumbled.
“Wh- what the master meant to say was… we’ll show you to your new room now!” Chuck said, his voice wavering nervously. “This way”
The Beast walked up the stairs, the two servants and yourself trailing behind. Balthazar and Chuck struggled a bit to make it up the stairs, but The Beast had no problem, his large strides leaving you behind.
You made it up to the main staircase and the Beast turned left. You started to follow when small metal and wood arms crossed in front of your ankles to stop you.
“That’s the west wing.” Balthazar told you. “It’s forbidden to anyone but the master.”
“What’s in the west wing?” You asked.
The servants shared a look. “Nothing!” Chuck laughed. “Absolutely nothing. Nada. Zilch. No-”
“Charles, shut up.” Balthazar hissed. Chuck did as he was told, and shut up.
The two led you through a hall that must have been lavishly decorated at some point. They stopped at two doors.
“This one’s the cleanest.” Chuck explained.
You hesitantly started to open the door. “Is anything in here… y’know. Alive?”
“Just Crowley.” Balthazar hummed. “Crowley!”
A groan came from a tall, black wardrobe. “I was asleep, you bloody candlestick.” It said in a gruff male voice.
“You’re always asleep.” Balthazar added. “Anyways, this is our new guest: Y/N.”
You looked at Crowley in what you hoped were his eyes. “Ah.” He said.
You sat on the bed. “What do I do now?” You asked.
“We… don’t know.” Chuck sighed. “Gab- The master can be unpredictable.”
“Get some rest for now.” Balthazar told you.
You nodded and those two left the room, leaving you alone with Crowley.
“How did this happen?” You asked. “Surely you weren’t always like this.”
“It’s a long story.” Crowley replied.
“I’m stuck here. I have time.”
“Then it’s a story for later.”
He yawned, and so did you.
“Get some sleep, love.” Crowley murmured. “Take a nap before dinner. Castiel would want to meet you.”
“I won’t sleep.” You thought to yourself as you lay down. “As soon as he’s snoring I’ll escape.”
But your body had other plans. As soon as your eyes closed, you were drifting off.
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‘When I look at you...I’m home’ - Eobard Thawne
Note: I own not the gif or the picture and I know...Whoa that’s not Eobard Thawne that’s another one of Tom’s characters from a different program. My response is Shhhh!. Also feel to tell me if you’re bored of the amount of Harrison, Eobard and HR fics, and I’ll try to incorporate another character. I’m already in the process of a fic for someone who asked me to make one. I’m putting the final touches into it. Don’t fret I haven’t forgotten. Anyway onwards to the fic.
“Now Barry this isn’t just my confession. I need you, and I know I don’t deserve this but it’s not for me, I need you to give [Name] a USB. It’s plugged into my office computer.” The video recording of the thing played. His voice softer than it had been moments ago. His face relaxed as he looked somewhere off screen. His eyes following something, and Barry knew who it was. “Please Allen. It’s for [Name]”
He didn’t know why he gave into the last request of a dead liar but he did. He passed over the USB to the broken soul before him. His soft rub of their shoulder as he questioned whether he should stay as support. They needed the support but they waved him away. Their fingers caressing the plastic drive.
A blank expression graced their features as they stared at the screen. The USB loading as they tapped the lone file, its contents already opening on the screen. They could see the video, see his excitement. They saw it in the sway his dimples showed as a smirk played at the corners of his mouth; and in the way his eyes visibly brightened.
It was silent as the video began to play, the laughter that sounded. The familiar van that sat in the back of the video, its engine running covering Cisco’s rambling and Barry’s words.
“Are we still rolling?” He all but yelled and they laughed. A tear falling from the corner of their eyes. He might have been a liar, one that wasn’t worth the pain but they loved him nonetheless. They loved the way his brows raised when he was in a particularly happy mood, one they hadn’t seen for a while after the explosion. “Hello” he smiled, his eyes looked almost like they were staring straight at them, not at the camera.
“Dr Wells, are you sure you want to do this now? Couldn’t you just tell [Name] when you see each other tonight” Caitlin asked from behind him. She was always the voice of reason, on any day. They had gone to her initially after they’d found out about Eobard Thawne. Their whole world had fallen that day, the normal buzzing bright life had turned dull and silent. Almost like someone had pierced their ears and they were suddenly going blind.
“I can’t do it later. We’re having dinner and anyway this is for our anniversary. One year from now.” He paused, he was actually happy; this wasn’t the act. This was actual joy and they could see it. “Anyhow, this is my message to you, although if I hate it. I’ll change it” They laughed, the tears still falling. He was always so set on things unless it came to himself. He was never sure he was doing things right. It was funny to think he was only like that because he was trying to fit into the past.
The screen cut and this time he was sat at home at their home. Their favourite song playing in the background, like a mood setter. Part of his face had been covered by shadow, his other part illuminated by the table lamp.
“As you can see, this isn’t the last clip.” He sounded glum, his words low and his eyes carting off into the distance behind the camera. Something was there, someone perhaps. They couldn’t be sure. “You probably know by now I’m not Harrison Wells. Harrison Wells was never in love with you.”
He shifted, and the sound of paper flying to the ground and a glass tapping another glass surface rang through the video. He’d been drinking, of course he had. It was how he calmed from a particularly tedious day. His gaze faltered to the surface of the desk as he figured out his next sentences.
“It was never my intention- it was-. I was just trying to get home.” He sounded, his words falling effortlessly in the air. An audible sigh and a shaky inhale and he looked back up. “It wasn’t until the second month I had known you that, when I look at you…I’m home. And I’ve gone so long feeling alone…you…make me feel like I’m not alone. I don’t want that to go away…I don’t want you to go away” He trailed off, he turned his head away from the camera. He faced the shadows. They knew why he was doing that; why he was hiding his behind the shroud of darkness. He was crying. He didn’t want them to see but the glint of the liquid that trailed down his face was too obvious to hide.
“It’s too late now. I was too late. Harrison Wells may never have loved you but I did.” He paused, “He may never have watched you when you concentrated on a puzzle; admired the content smile on your face when someone brought you flowers. I did. He may never have been there when you cried, when you watched that sad video of the animals that were being rescued. I was. I should have been content with it all. I should have left it all at how it was but I’d spent so long trying to get home. So long manipulating the situations, the acts, I couldn’t just abandon it. I should have. I know that now, I could have continued being Harrison Wells for eternity as long as you loved me, cared about me. As long as you spoke to me. I would have been happy. I ruined it and I have never been sorrier. Never felt guiltier.”
His left hand ran across his mouth and his eyes flew above the camera again. A soft smile formed on his face, and they knew now. They knew what he had been looking at. He had been watching them dance across his kitchen making dinner. Miming to the words being played. How had they forgotten that moment?
“I’m sorry [Name]. I love you. And if in some distorted way you loved me too, I’ll know you’re broken. Go find someone because I want you to be happy. I want you to find someone worthy of you. Who isn’t a liar, a cheat; a fraud. Someone who isn’t me.” He finished. His hand flying to the camera.
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