#i’m guessing again hshsh

[the-travelling-witch]

3K LITTLE GREMLINS? CONGRATS!! THATS AMAZING HOLLY AND VERY VERY WELL DESERVED, MY FAVORITE WRITER ON HERE <333

THANK YOU!! for both the congrats and the compliment!!💕✨

[lemons4u]

𝐈 𝐌𝐄𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 ! - 𝐀𝐋𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐌

𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒┊i should’ve made one of those aesthetic banners for this smau… 💔 but it’s really short anyways so hshshs

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒┊fluff, suggestive (ofc, it’s written by pri, what else do u expect?), a little sad, fem! reader, modern au, somewhat ooc alhaitham not rly though, AND CUTIE PATOOTIE READER… w a little attitude

“ your… GOING OUT WITH A GIRL? ” kaveh shrieked, perhaps alhaitham shouldn’t have told him— but then again, he was in need of desperate help.

“ well… yeah… i am. ” alhaitham shifted nervously, looking off to the side.

“ YOU ONLY GOT THIS APP TWO DAYS AGO THOUGH…!! wait, how long have you even been talking to her? ”

“ uh since like… last night. ”

kaveh blinked at him a couple of times. “ of all people i wouldn’t expect you to… rush all this so… quickly. ” kaveh murmured.

“ i mean usually people wait a couple of months or so. ” kaveh continued.

“ yeah, usually… but since we’re located in the same area i thought this would just be better, no? ”

“ plus, this way i know she’s not some 67 year old… eugh.. ”

kaveh sighed, leaning against the wall. “ i guess you got a point— also that’s an oddly specific age… wanna explain alhaitham? ” he grinned.

“ shut up, you make my head hurt. ” alhaitham snapped back, brows furrowing.

“ ahem, now can you actually help me like… prepare for my… ” what would he call it…?

“ date.” kaveh finished for him, crossing his arms across his chest.

“ yeah sure… if that’s what you wanna call it. ” alhaitham tapped his fingers against the wall… date sounded like a perfect word— he would never admit it though.

“ moving on! what are you gonna wear? ” kaveh exclaimed, clapping his hands.

“ uhm… well i was thinking a brown sweater with a collared shirt and— ”

“ ah ah!” kaveh cut him off, snapping his fingers. “ and jeans right? that’s what you were gonna say… ”

alhaitham nodded sheepishly which made kaveh let out a heavy sigh.

“ i’ll look through MY closet for you, and no i’m not giving you clothes because i like you! because your going out and i’m helping you… and i can’t justlet you embarrass yourself like that. ” kaveh said dramatically.

“ mm… okay. ” alhaitham grumbled, picking up his phone as kaveh dashed away.

he was probably more excited for this than alhaitham himself.

once he finally settled down alhaitham could see the notifications that he completely ignored— a few of them being yours.

god, he shouldn’t have left his phone on silent like that.

immediately he opens up your texts, ignoring everything else.

though he acted quite understanding— alhaitham had to admit he was kind of ( very ) upset…

on such short notice too? how could someone just… do that?

whatever.

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[plasmasimagination]

Hi! I hope You’re doing well and I wanted to ask who you’d match me with from HSR, preferably the guys because ahhahdjsbdks my pfp, but ignore jingy rn I want your true and honest opinion. (I don’t mind a female suggestion either)

I’m going to really try and keep this short (I feel like I will fail this as I literally over-explain everything—) but don’t feel pressured at all to reply to this or anything! (I kinda feel i alr did this but im forgetful too help-)

A quick summary:

I’m afab, like 160cm(5’2? With chest which I hate because I want the dark academia dressing style (i dont have money)), she/they, libra, INFP, I’m sorry, I haven’t really had the hyperfixation on sun moon and rising and well astrology stuff tbh 😭

My personality (a mess im so sorry):

Well, I don’t think I could tell you. What I know of myself is that I try to be honest, I am loyal to my friends and probably obsessive when someone shows me interest and i dont know- (there’s some mental disorders going around, along a suspicion of autism) Personally I see myself as a shy annoying brat, while in reality I don’t ever initiate conversation and never know what to say unless it’s about a hyperfixation or something—AGAIN I OVEREXPLAIN EVERYTHING. My mouth doesn’t work as well as I’d like to, I cry too much (imo) I’m sensitive to well a lot, I get overstimulated quickly depending on the situation and um well I’m a picky eater I guess.

RAHHH I LOVE FOOD. And I’m chubby. I’m VERY self conscious and messy (which I’m sure you’ve noticed if you got this far)

Fun fact! If i were to live alone (still living with parents because house market is hell) I’d probably forget to eat a lot/overeat even more than I already do. Why? Because I don’t feel it. I don’t feel a limit to my ‘hunger’ and I don’t even really think I feel hungry at times.

Also, I hate to be perceived by people. It makes me feel like… too much alive. I don’t really feel a connection between my mind and my body, like someone sees my body and I’m just: THAT AINT ME YALL PLEASE IT AINT MEEEEE 😭😭😭😭 but id never say that bc again, my mouth doesn’t work.

I think I’m pretty useless at a lot too, but I don’t mean for this to be a traumadump thingy, which I also don’t realise when I should stop or not like RIGHT NOW I SHOULD PROBABLY STOP (the doubt is real, I’m so sorry—)

LAST THING!

I’m a Jing Yuan simp, obviously, name and all, but I also firmly believe we wouldn’t be good together? Like he’d be great for me. But what would I bring to him? Besides messy thoughts and nothing?… Which is literally nothing. I want to be someone he could properly rely on and not just a hopeless random girlypop who stops processing information after something becomes a bit too much mentally.

I have my serious moments, which will for most part go unnoticed online, but it’s not like I’m inherently useful or whatever. I feel like I’m really lacking in lots of aspects, and yes I’m aware I’m not ‘old’ yet, but my thoughts eat me alive and I won’t be surprised if I well blablah me me me I hate talking about me. Nothing bad even happened I’m just weird at this point, apologies! (Im a mess, my mind is still that 12 year old kid who just wanted a good hug from her mom and a good chat with her mom without all the school and later college problems aghh I wanna be 5 again.)

ANYWAYS if you made it this far, kudos to your determination anddd i hope you stay hydrated! And eat well. Health before anything.

I FAILED TO KEEP IT SHORT. Sorry I- AAAA that’s how my brain is.

Good god jingsnuggler you're Litteraly the best request I've had in my inbox- (IM SORRY MY OTHER CUTIEPIES DONT GET JEALOUS)

And I also was scrolling from like bottom to top to write some request and saw your pfp and was like "wait didn't I just recently get another one of them?" And I was right >:} You really did stay in my memory HSHSHS anyways anyways not tryna chit chat too long since we know why you're here, and I'll use both of your submits to give you the perfect match...

Drumrolls please....

🥁🥁🥁

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JING YUAN!

WAIT ! LISTEN IM NOT BIASED.

I genuinely with all of my heart think that you guys would be perfect like no joke

He would balance you out, just fine.

He's a gentle soul, and would find you very amusing and enjoy being around you

Your talkative and bubbly nature would soothe his soul and calm him even.

Sensitive personality? Don't worry Jing yuan will pat your head and tell you it's fine

Forget to eat? Jing yuan will take note of it. And make sure you never forget. Ever

Okay enough of fluff you said you don't think you have anything to offer for him while I strongly disagree

I think Jing yuan needs someone who can keep him entertained, someone that can talk to him, he's a lonely man believe it or not, he doesn't really interact much with plp other than Yanqing, and between you and me Yanqing is boring af

So he'll greatly appreciate having a small birdie on his shoulder that will tell him all that they think , after hours of doing general work all he would need is to have someone talk to him about some casual stuff and random thoughts, yk?

I also think he would turn to you in case of a crisis, sometimes just come home to you and lay down to cuddle with you, it comforts him somewhat, youre like his stress reliever, hes usually very reserved and calm with other people, but with you..it's so different

To him you're like a fresh breath of air, like just a slap to the face to wake him up, you keep him from going freaking insane

I don't think Jing yuan is usually fit for people with a personality of like blade or Dan Heng (just an example of personality I am no shipper nor anti shipper don't shoot me)

Like ...yeah I guess they can be friends but like...Jing yuan wouldn't click with them? I don't know how to explain it but jing yuan needs someone lively and like all over the place, so he can take time to slowly organize you and your thoughts in his mind.

Phew that's all from me, sending lots of hugs and loves I hope to see you around on my blog since you're a small blessing on my acc (≧◡≦) ♡

[eighties-goth-suicide-note]

God, your pictures of you in that blouse are making me feel things.

I’m just imagining… we meet in a coffee shop because I need some late night coffee, and I’m immediately captivated by you. You aren’t dressed like other girls, and that’s exciting!

We start talking, and the more we talk, the more I realize that I can’t look away from your eyes. That’s okay though, you’re the kind of girl I want to be obsessed with. I keep looking. You lead me away into the night.

You pull me into an alley, and strike. Biting my neck, drinking deeply of my blood.

“Please don’t kill me…” I murmur softly, “I don’t want to die…”

You laugh cruelly. “Oh, you’ll die for me, dear one. But not tonight. You taste much too divine to just squander in an alley. I’m going to savor you.” You bite me again, making me moan in pleasure and pain. “If you’re a good boy, maybe I’ll let you join me in eternity…”

HDHSHHXHSH HH HSHSH RAGHHHHH yes thats so me!!! you can write my character so good!!

i like how you included my caffeine addiction :3 i would drink it even if it made me sick

of course im not like other girls, not only i dress diffrent but i also have diffrent personality ^^ im just deranged i guess, but my abuse and blood kink just makes me cute!!

i will let you join me!! you will be my punch bag forever <3

[stargazer-balladeer]

I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified [Genshin Impact]

[Diluc Ragnvindr x Gender Neutral! Reader]

Inspired by: I won’t say I’m in love - Hercules

Notes: I have no regrets 😃😃 and yes,, I use the prompt in my prompt list bc i thought its fitting for this fic. (I still have fic ideas for albedo and jean- hshsh). Hope ya’ll like this!

Word Count: 1499

Warning: none

Diluc swears to his honor, pride and heart that he’ll never fall in love again. Not after everything he’s been through, not after being used by his past lover-

Diluc’s stare hardened as his fists clenched a bit harder, good thing he was wearing gloves or else there’ll be blood on his palms where his fingers are digging. He doesn’t understand how or why or when it happened, but his heart decided to beat once more, to you nonetheless.

The person who’s been with him throughout the years, who full-heartedly supported him, who kept smiling and didn’t give up even as he tried to push you away-

Even all that, why did his heart suddenly beat for you? Didn’t it already learned its lesson the first time? Diluc really doesn’t understand himself. Of course, he can open up to someone else but who do you think this is? This is Diluc Ragnvindr, the cold stoic guy in Mondstadt. He doesn’t need help- atleast, that’s what he thinks.

So, in his utmost rational mind, he decided to avoid you. Maybe his feelings would go away if he just avoided you. So, he avoided you. Days go by as it slowly turns to weeks to months, Diluc continued to avoid you like a plague.

You, of course, thought that you did something that made him avoid you. And as much as you want to confront him about it, you knew you couldn’t. You’ve known Diluc for a long time now, confronting him wouldn’t do any good. So you let it be as well.

People around you watch as you two continued to dance around each other, avoiding one another, one not knowing the reason and the other knows but denies it. At first, it was a amusement to Kaeya. But as months go by, it slowly started to irritate the cryo-user.

“So.. when will this game of yours end? It’s getting quite boring.” Diluc’s hand stopped moving momentarily before moving again. Kaeya’s eyes stayed on his face as he sips on a Dandelion Wine. “I don’t have a clue on what you’re talking about. And the exit’s that way.”

Kaeya only laughed at his remark. “C’mon, sir Diluc. You know exactly what I mean.” Diluc continued to ignore him as he continued to clean the wine glass with a cloth. Kaeya’s eyes narrowed at him, gears in his head turning as his lips turn into a smirk. “I see.. you’re in denial.”

Now, Diluc really stopped moving. He stared into space for a while before sighing and putting down the glass and cloth. He turned his attention to his previous sworn-brother and glared at him. “If you’re here to make fun of me, I’ll have nothing of it. The door is wide open for you to walk to.”

“See? You’re dodging the topic entirely.” Kaeya didn’t skip a beat, immediately striking him. Diluc didn’t get to bite back as Kaeya continued to talk. “If you don’t get them.. then I will.” Diluc flinch at what he said. “What is that supposed to mean-?”

“It means what it means.” Kaeya only has a innocent smile on his face, but Diluc could feel the sinister aura behind it. He click his tongue while glaring at him. “You-!” “If you don’t man up and accept those feelings of yours, then I’ll swipe them off under your nose.”

Kaeya drank the last of the wine before promptly standing up. He still has a innocent smile-smirk on his face. “So, do be a man, sir Diluc, and confess your feelings to [Y/N]. It’s afterall quite obvious.” He turned around to walk away.

Diluc sweatdropped at what Kaeya said as he continued to stare behind at Kaeya’s back. As the cryo-user open the Tavern’s door, he looks back at Diluc. “Time’s ticking, sir Diluc. Better hurry if you don’t to lose them.”

When the door closed, Diluc slammed his fist to the wall beside him in anger. The people around him flinch at his sudden action. “Master Diluc-! Are you okay-?” But the man shut his mouth immediately when he saw how angry Diluc is.

“That damn man..” Diluc lowly growled as he retracted his bloody fist to his chest. “You tell me that I’m the one playing a game.. but it seems like you’re the one who’s pulling the strings here.”

——

“Oh, [Y/N]! What a pleasant surprise!”

Diluc immediately stopped walking when he heard a familiar annoying voice of a certain Cavalry Captain. “Hm? Oh, it’s you Kaeya. What’s up?” He swear he felt his blood run cold when he heard your voice. He immediately hid behind a wall as he listened to your conversation.

“Hm.. nothing much. Say, are you free?” Diluc’s hands turned into a fist. “Today? Um.. yeah. I guess I am.” “Then, would you accompany me to Cat’s Tail for a.. date?” That was the last straw..

“Date-? Woah—!” You were surprised when someone grabbed you by the wrist and pulled you towards them. You landed on their chest as you let out a ‘oof’. You look up to see who you’re going to beat up and gasped when you saw it was a livid Diluc. Actually, not livid. He looks furious.

He was glaring menacingly at a smirking Kaeya. “Oh? Sir Diluc! What a surprise to see you here~” Kaeya almost said mockingly, obviously trying to provoke the pyro-user. Diluc continued to glare at him before looking away. “C’mon. Let’s get away from this pest.”

Diluc, who was still holding your wrist, began to drag you away from the cryo-user. “Wha- hold on!” You screamed, but it doesn’t seem like Diluc would stop any time soon. So you turned your head to look at Kaeya, who just smirk in response.

You sweatdropped at his smirk as you decided to face front and keep up with Diluc’s fast pace.

——

“What was that?” You asked when you two finally came to a stop. Diluc hasn’t let go of your wrist yet, not that you’re complaining about but still- “Were you about to accept Kaeya’s invitation?” You blink at his sudden question before raising a brow.

“You mean the ‘date’? Kaeya was obviously joking about that part-“ “What if he isn’t joking?” Diluc cuts you off, which made you jump. But you soon grow frustrated at him. I mean, this guy avoided you for months-! And he has a nerve to drag you away from Kaeya and interrogate you-!

“What’s gotten into you?! First, you avoided me for months- and now you want to interrogate me?!” You exclaimed angrily at him. His eyes widened a bit before turning around to look at you. “I’m not interrogating you-“ “Well.. it sure feels like it-!”

Diluc sighs, his hand moving to hold your hands instead. You blushed a bit when he hold your hands and started.. playing with it? You can tell he’s nervous from it but you were surprised when he started playing with it. His eyes weren’t meeting yours and a pink hue was on his cheeks. Honestly, he looks adorable-

“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.” Diluc said, barely a whisper. But you heard it, loud and clear. Your mind blanked out as you stare at him blankly. Diluc, nervous about your reaction, grow worried when he didn’t hear a response from you. So he looks at you and almost burst out laughing-

Your face was as red as his hair and your eyes was wide. You look at him with wide eyes before whining. “That wasn’t fair-!! That was a foul move! Foul move!” You exclaimed as you slip your hands from his and started hitting him, though if barely affected him.

He barely felt your hits, it actually sends him amusement. “You’re so adorable..” He mumbled. You heard it again which made you whine again. “Who are you and what happpened to my Diluc-?!” Diluc blinks before smirking mischievously. “Your Diluc?”

You screech when you realized what you said. “NOO-! I DIDN’T MEAN THAT-!!” Diluc only laughs as he brings you to his chest and wrap his arms around you. You slowly calmed down, but you’re still upset with his sudden confession-

“I’m sorry.. can you forgive me?” You heard Diluc asking. “I’ll forgive you if.. you’ll be mine and mine only.” Diluc softly smiles at your whisper as he placed a kiss on top of your head. “Of course. Only if you’ll do the same for me.” “Hmhmm..” You let out while stuffing your face to his chest.

Atleast now.. he won’t have to deny that he’s in love with you.

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[wisteriashouse]

I saw percy jackson au! one the troupe's list and i never tap the ask button this fast/no. Maybe a drabble where kyo and his team lost against gn reader on capture the flag because reader keeps distracting him when they're facing each other so reader's team can take the flag? (Let's say that kyo is the strongest opponent since he can wields sword better than anyone else 😂)

Also who do u think kyo's immortal parent is? I can picture him being an apollo's son since kyo always reminded me of the sun itself hshshs -✨

pairing: rengoku kyoujurou x gn!reader

genre: fluff; pjo!au

word count: 1899

a/n: rip word count and the word drabble but here it is!! might do a pjo! au headcanon one day... this event really is no good for my soul... i hope you enjoy it!!

“Do you think we can win?”

It’s Tanjirou’s first Capture The Flag game, bless the sweet kid’s innocent soul, you think. Both of you are crouched behind a line of bushes near Zephyrus’ Creek together with the rest of your team - Blue, for this round - your weapons in hand as you wait for the scouts you’d sent out to return. 

“Well, it’s hard to say.” You try to be positive, waving your hand vaguely. Tanjirou’s eyes are fixed on you, wide with curiosity. It’s only his first week here, so he hasn’t had a chance to meet most of the older campers that have been away on missions. Lucky for him that Sanemi is probably still somewhere out in the strait of Messina with Tomioka hunting Charybdis, you think. The poor kid would have been scared off in seconds. “There are some people who could probably change the tide, but most of those people are off doing solo missions away from Camp Half Blood, so our teams are pretty balanced at the moment-”

“He’s back!” You rise to your feet at the noise to see Zenitsu (a son of Zeus), one of the scouts your team had sent out earlier, splashing his way back across the river. “Rengoku is back in Camp Half Blood!”

All around you, a collective groan rises into the air, the Athena campers behind you grumbling about how their strategies are all messed up now and they need to regroup. 

“Shot at me, the second I breathed in the flag’s direction. Missed me on purpose too, just to show off.” Grumbling when he finally reaches your team’s side of the river, Zenitsu gratefully accepts Tanjirou’s outstretched hand, the younger boy pulling him into the shelter of the bushes. “Guess we’ll be doing clean up duty for the whole of next week.”

“Now, now, Zenitsu, don’t give up so fast.” You nudge the younger boy in the side encouragingly. He’s sopping wet from his little swim in the river. “There’s still a chance! We still have Muichirou and Shinobu on our team, don’t we?”

Zenitsu lets out a whine. “But they’re not Rengoku.” He complains. The entire time, Tanjirou glances between the two of you, confused. 

“Who’s Rengoku?” 

“He’s head counselor for the Apollo cabin.” Zenitsu explains, wiping the river water off his lightning spear. “He’s one of the best fighters in the entire camp, on par with even the head counselor of the War God’s cabin, Shinazugawa Sanemi! Not to mention that he’s handsome and cool and half of the Aphrodite kids can’t help falling over themselves every time he walks by, asking him to teach them how to write love sonnets.” He gags at the words. "As if they aren't just waiting to take a piece out of him, the damn piranhas."

You cover your mouth with your hand to stifle a laugh. “Well, he does write very good love poems,” you supply helpfully, and Zenitsu rolls his eyes. “Yes, yes, of course you would know, since-”

“[last], we have a new plan!” Shinobu calls airily from behind you, interrupting Zenitsu. Turning around, you see the daughter of Hecate striding up to you with a smile on her face. It’s one that you’ve seen all too many times when she’s plotting something, and now that you’re on the receiving end of that smile, you’re not quite sure that you like it.

You squint at her suspiciously. “What is it?”

“You,” Shinobu answers with her usual smile, pausing for dramatic effect, “will be in charge of distracting Kyoujurou!”

You stare at her for a moment before you shake your head furiously. “No, no, no, there’s no way I’m doing that. I’d be shot full of arrows like a porcupine before I so much as touch the flag - I’d rather clean the Pegasus stalls for a week.”

“Oh, come on, have a little confidence in yourself!” Shinobu hums, the expression on her face practically radiating nefarious intent behind her sweet smile. “There’s no way he would hurt you, he’s your boyfriend, after all.”

To your side, you see Tanjirou’s mouth form a silent ‘o’ of realization, piecing together everything you and Zenitsu had been conversing about earlier. Flustered, you shake your head again.

“This isn’t going to work!” You insist, even as Shinobu tugs you to your feet and steers you in the direction of the river. “Shinobu, you know what Kyoujurou is like! He isn’t going to be distracted by me at all!”

“Oh, I know Rengoku very well,” Shinobu’s eyes curve into little crescents. “I think you’ll find yourself surprised, [last]. All you need to do is distract Rengoku, we’ll do the rest. Our entire team is counting on you!”

Helplessly, you turn to the two boys crouched behind the bushes. Zenitsu looks like he’s trying his best not to burst into laughter, and Tanjirou, the pure hearted boy, only gives you an encouraging thumbs up.

With a sigh, you turn around and march into the Red Team’s territory all alone.

It doesn’t take you long to reach the flag.

Although not quite as talented in direct combat as some of your fellow campers are, you’re skilled in your own ways as well, moving silently through the underbrush and disabling any traps that you’ve found - products of the Hephaestus cabin, no doubt. After narrowly avoiding springing a Greek fire trap, you manage to make your way to the location of the flag completely undetected.

Sidling up behind a tree, you glance around the trunk to observe the battle ground. And just as you do-

Thunk!

You barely dodge out of the way in time, a blur of gold embedding itself in the wood of the tree you’re taking cover behind. So Zenitsu was right - he really is back from his mission, and although the two of you are on opposing sides for this Capture The Flag match, you’re happy to know that he’s back safe and sound, uninjured enough to participate in this game.

“Is that you, darling?” He calls out, and you have to hold back your smile at the pet name. You haven’t seen him in a week, and hearing his voice after so long makes you want to just rush out to give him a hug. “I know it’s you, love.”

“It’s been a week since you’ve seen me last, and an arrow to the face is how you greet me?” You call out from behind the tree, slightly teasing. “I’m hurt, Kyo.”

“I knew you’d be able to dodge it.” Kyoujurou laughs. When you peer behind the tree again, you see your boyfriend standing there in his orange Camp Half Blood tee and jeans, leisurely nocking another arrow into his bow. “I won’t go easy on you if you attempt to steal the flag.”

“I’m not here for the flag,” you answer, and it’s only a half lie when you continue. “I’m here because I missed you.”

If you were even a little less observant, you would have missed the way Kyoujurou’s hands falter ever so slightly in the midst of nocking his arrow, before he covers it up with one of his usual booming laugh. “You’re not going to distract me like that!” He declares, and you stifle a quiet laugh of your own, your heart beating a little faster in your chest. “But,” his voice softens, “I missed you too, when I was away. One week felt like forever to me.”

Warmth touches your cheeks, but before you can smile too much, you smack your cheek lightly. Get it together, you scold yourself, you’re supposed to be distracting him, not the other way around!

With that, you take a deep breath and rise to your feet. You could never hope to beat Kyoujurou face on in combat, but you don’t have to - all you need to do is to distract him so that Shinobu can do... whatever she has planned.

You step out from behind the tree, and immediately Kyoujurou’s golden eyes lock onto you. You take the time to take in his handsome features, the warmth in his eyes, the fresh band-aid on his left cheek, did he get injured while on his mission? 

“Changing strategy, love?” Kyoujurou calls out, looking amused. He tightens his grip on the bow when you take a single step forward. “Ah, ah, stay right there, or I’ll shoot.”

A frisson of excitement runs through you at the words, and you halt your steps, looking up at Kyoujurou with a smile. At this range, Kyoujurou has no chance of missing - you’ve seen him strike targets from yards away. “You won’t shoot me,” you hum, and with that, you take another step forward. True to Shinobu’s words, he lifts the bow, but makes no move to draw. 

“I missed you very much, Kyoujurou. I did read all the poems you left for me, but it doesn’t feel as nice when it’s not your voice reading them to me.” You lower your voice to a soft, longing tone. It’s not hard, considering just how badly you’ve yearned to see him over the past week. “It just made me miss you even more.”

You see a tinge of pink touch Kyoujurou’s cheeks. “I’ll read them for you tonight, if you want.” Taking another step forward, you gesture at his cheek. “Did you get hurt on your mission?”

“No, I got it while shaving today morning. I was distracted because I was too excited about coming back.” Kyoujurou lets out a sheepish laugh. Out of the corner of your eye, you see some bushes rustle behind Kyoujurou. 

“Well, you’re home now.” You’re almost within Kyoujurou’s reach now. If he decides to tackle you to the ground, you’d be out of the game even before you can so much as say ‘Zeus’. “With me.”

“Now!”

All of a sudden, a weighted net falls out of nowhere onto the both of you, and you’re sent falling by its weight. Before you can hit the ground, however, Kyoujurou wraps you securely in his arms, taking the brunt of the impact as you end up on his chest.

“Kyo!”

“Very well done, [last]!” Shinobu’s voice chirps from behind you, and you turn around to see Shinobu striding up to the both of you, the Mist melting off her. From beneath you, Kyoujurou laughs loudly, his chest shaking from amusement.

“This was your doing, wasn’t it, Kochou?” Kyoujurou shakes his head, a smile still on his lips. To the side, another figure slips out of the darkness, fingers wrapping around the flag Kyoujurou had been guarding before his entire body leaves the shadows.

“You just had to use [last] as a part of your plan.” Obanai says accusingly, jabbing his finger at Shinobu. The daughter of Hecate only shrugs innocently. “I had to watch all of that flirting, I don't think my eyes will ever recover. I'll need to wash them out with bleach,” he shudders in disgust. “I’m never going along with your plan again.”

“Now, now, there's no need to be such a drama queen." Shinobu tilts her head to the side, her smile still perfectly in place. "We won, so there’s no harm, is there? I’ll be sure to do the same for you when Kanroji returns from her exchange with Camp Jupiter.”

“You’ll do no such thing, you-”

With a shake of the head, you turn back to Kyoujurou, who’s still fighting to keep down his laughter. Gently, you let the pads of your fingers trace his face, his cheekbones, his defined jawline, before you tap at his lips, the corners of his mouth quirking up into a smile as he looks up at you.

“Welcome back, Kyo.” You whisper, and lean down to kiss him. 

[tadashisprout]

another tsukishima kei bf headcanon

🍙 fem manager!reader

🍙 established relationship | fluff

🍙 contains: mentions of hair(?) is that considered a warning? /gen

it’s about 6am, two hours before breakfast is served at the week-long training camp, so you decide to take a shower early before anyone else is awake and hogging the hot water

you walk out of the managers’ room and you’re not quite surprised to find tsukishima walking out of his room too, ready to take a shower

he finished his bath before you did, so he’s stuck waiting for you outside the girls’ bathroom (he really didn’t have to though, he just waited so you wouldn’t be lonely ☹️)

you walk out in your fresh change of clothes and a towel wrapped around your head, which he says nothing about, so you both just keep walking to the sink outside to brush your teeth

for some reason you’re the first to finish brushing your teeth, so you just kinda lean on the sink while you wait for him, finally unwrapping the towel from your head to air-dry your hair.

“hey [y/n],” he muffles through toothpaste foam before spitting it out. “if it’s okay, could i possibly…try to…uh…try…combing your hair?” (you swear you see a blush form on his face but you don’t say anything)

you’re kinda shocked at his request but you guess he’s just curious on what combing long hair feels like? either way, he rarely asks stuff like this from you, who are you to say no? “of course, why not?”

the both of you walk back upstairs to get your comb and sit on the stairs, him sitting one step higher than you

for some reason he’s so nervous, like he probably thinks your hair is so delicate it would fall off in one comb because he runs the comb ever so gently through your wet hair

compared to how agressive you comb your hair, you almost yanked the comb from his hand . a l m o s t

instead, you giggle at his delicacy as he continues to comb your hair - until he stops in confusion. “what?” “(laughs) you...you’re so gentle with my hair it’s adorable,” you throw yourself backwards to his chest in continuous fits of giggles

“...i’m not supposed to?” “well i’m not,” “whatever, i’m the one with the comb, so whatever i say goes.” and the both of you stick your tongues out at each other like children (heck yeah playful banter)

he honestly doesn’t know when he’s supposed to stop because you havent specified how long he should be doing this for,,, so mans just keeps combing your hair endlessly

you, on the other hand, are wondering the same thing

but it’s not a problem for either of you, you have at least an hour and forty minutes before the rest of the volleyball players wake up

you’re glad for this hour and forty minutes with him :)

🍙 a/n: this happened to me irl about 2 years back and i just remembered this so i decided to ✍️ , hope this one did well hshsh

🍙 if you squint hard enough you’ll find me writing this thinking of my self insert oc again (pls i’ve been hyperfixated on her for so long)

[1tsnoya]

heyya bubby it's me again!! i love how u wrote my last request thank uuu :DDD may i please request sum hcs of noya, suga, daichi, tsukki and asahi having an s/o who enjoys drinking but kinda have a low alcohol tolerance hehehe and how they take care of s/o after she gets drunk or is hungover,, thank uuu

a/n: HI BUBBY ILY <3<3<3

+ this is a long one so i added a mark!

✧･ﾟtaking care of their drunk s/o ✧･ﾟ headcanons

warning: alcohol (they’re all aged up!)

pairings: noya x reader, suga x reader, daichi x reader, tsukishima x reader, asahi x reader

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* :･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

noya

→ probably has a low tolerance too LOL

→ cmon this boy is like 112 pounds

→ you two usually come up with a plan before drinking

→ like who is gonna get absolutely shitfaced and who is gonna be the babysitter

→ you always agreed to be babysitter so you never rlly drank that much around noya

→ you just played it off like you werent too big of a drinker

→ eventually he noticed and was like “you’re LYING! you like drinking DON’T U??”

→ and the next party you guys go to, he tells you “just pls enjoy yourself, i’m good trust me”

→ so U DO JUST THAT

→ noya didnt know what he was in for...u were L I V I N G

→ dancing on tables n shit

→ he obvi joined in on that dancing cause u looked hot as hell

→ but then he realized how drunk u really were and told u like “lets get you home cause u will regret this in the morning”

→ held your hand the entire walk to the car bc u were ✨tumbling✨

→ very playful with you when you’re tipsy

→ also very protective of you. makes sure that NO ONE fucks with you

→ when you get home he makes sure to make life a lot easier for your drunk ass PFFTFP

→ he’ll get you your pajamas and cuddle you til you fall asleep

suga 

→ i get the vibe that suga loves drinking! 

→ he is super cautious when he drinks with you around

→ you two are def the type to just drink at home together

→ *that’s how he found out that your tolerance was low

→ big wine drinkers

→ like he’ll bring a bottle of wine home and you guys will down the entire thing while watching a movie

→ and then you make fun of the movie

→ any and every thing will make you two laugh

→ suga always keeps an eye on you when you’re drinking

→ and he’s always by your side

→ like he knows your limit and usually keeps note of how many drinks you’ve had throughout the night

→ makes sure you have food and water in ur system too

→ oh and when you two get drunk together at home, a FEAST is made

→ most of the time it’s not even that good cause you guys are shitfaced but you still enjoy it

→ baby is on TOP of it if you have a hangover you already know it-

daichi

→ not that big on drinking

→ but when he does drink...

→ wooowww chile anyway so

→ side note: he’s is a PRO at beer pong

→ anywho

→ since he doesn’t drink that much, he usually babysits you

→ call him dad(dy) or whateva🙈

→ like suga, he’ll keep an eye on your intake and usually knows when you get tipsy

→ *if ur at a party - he’ll just keep an eye on you from a distance

→ he kind of already had a feeling that you were a light weight

→ so when you start getting a little too drunk, he’ll step in and tug at your arm

→ daichi: “babe..hun..it’s time to go”

→ y/n: “psshhpft- the paaarty’s jusy sstarting daaaad”

→ daichi: >:| “okay but there’s a party home remember?”

→ he has to baby you LMFAO

→ he has to buckle you up in the car and make sure you’re drinking water

→ and when you fall asleep 👉🏼👈🏼 he carries you inside

→ helps you change into your jammies, if you’re wearing makeup, he’ll help you take it off, etc.

→ then he tucks you into bed and gives you a lil kithy

→ daichi: “you’re gonna hate yourself in the morning :)”

→ meanwhile you’re knocked out

→ but whatever he said was true, you were FEELING IT when you woke up

→ dw though, he helps you out with your hangover<3

tsukishima

→ he had to find out the hard way about your low tolerance

→ he loves you and all but he does not wanna deal with ur shit when ur drunk-

→ still does anyway

→ like he’ll watch you from afar while he’s drinking from a red solo cup😭

→ he probably handles hit alcohol SUPER well

→ so when he sees you, dancing around and a little too happy, he knows it’s time to bounce

→ tsuki: “(y/n)”

→ y/n: “TSUKI!”

→ tsuki: “ready to go?”

→ cue the pouting

→ as much as he doesn’t want to, he has to baby you and dumb everything down HSHSH

→ he is a huge tease when you’re tipsy though. like he enjoys messing with you

→ don’t worry doe... he still takes care of you and shit

→ he’s also very protective of you

→ like.. very

→ if anyone looks at you weirdly or whatever, all he has to do it look at them and they’ll get the hint

→ y/n: “baaabbyyy”

→ tsuki: “mhm?”

→ y/n: “why are we leeaving”

→ tsuki: “cause you’re tired remember?”

→ y/n: “oh.. oh yeah!”

→ and in his head, he’s just “oh ok... i guess that worked”

→ once you get home, he’ll help you change and just put you to bed

→ like i said earlier, he’s not good with tolerating drunk ppl LMAO

→ he just let’s you rest so he doesn’t get annoyed with you and make you upset

asahi

→ he is a NERVOUS WRECK WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK

→ like he’s babysitting you but at the same time you’re babysitting him

→ people think he’s super intimidating at the party but he’s just 👉🏼👈🏼anxious👉🏼👈🏼

→ y/n: “babbey, come onn!”

→ asahi: •—• “o-okay-”

→ he follows you around like a lost puppy-

→ even though you’re obviously out of it

→ tbh he lets you decide when you wanna go home. unless you just pass out, it’s your choice

→ if he thinks that you’re too drunk (like i’m talking SUUUPER drunk) he’ll just say “um. come on..let’s go home pls🥺”

→ cause let’s be real here. he does not wanna argue with you when are wasted

→ back to this anxious thing

→ he’ll hold your hand the entire walk from the car to your house

→ and if you’re just not cooperating, he’ll throw you over his shoulder HA

→ helps you out until you get to your room

→ and then he gets you something to eat

→ if you wanted fast food on the drive back, he probs stopped to get it😭

→ sigh he’s just.. a nervous mom with a toddler

→ after you eat, he’ll get you your stuff to change and help you get comfy

→ once you knock out, he knocks out with you

→ lowkey over it when you wake up but still treats you like a baby HSJSH

[loviesun]

alone - [ bang chan ]

pairing: bang chan x reader

genre: angst

warnings: swearing.

a/n: this is very short tbh and i hope you don’t mind :3 i’ll probably do a continuation of this if somebody wants to HSHSHS i hope you guys like this <3 [repost cause the tags didn’t work]

“where were you? i thought you promised to be back early but look at what time you came.” you said, the words repeating hundreds of times

“i know i came home late again but can you just shut your mouth for a sec” he says, setting his things down at the couch making his way to the kitchen to find anything to drink

“i’ve got nothing to say, i just wanted to spend some time with you” you said while looking down the floor, your sudden anxiety risen itself up.

“don’t you fucking understand?! i just told you to shut your mouth for a sec and now your blabbering out these words, fucks sake” he rages his anger right toward you, it hit you to realize to just shut your mouth and hide

“it’s not like i have enough time y/n, i also have tons of work to do! i’m willing to give you attention but now is not the time to argue with this” him shouting at you, feeling like all his energy left his body after saying that

you were just confused, as to why would he scream at you for a small problem? it seemed like your plan to spend time together cancelled itself in a matter of seconds

you couldn’t the tears coming out of your eyes, it felt like you wanted to find many reasons, you wanted to be out in the situation and apologize to him for making his day much more worse. but your anxiety on speaking made you refrain from talking to him.

staring at the floor, already feeling the tears come out of your eyes. fingers fidgeting each other. not trying to make it obvious to chan that you were having an panic attack

“i just wanted to talk and spend the night with you but i guess it’s not gonna work, i’ve cancelled today’s dinner there. i should just go to bed first” you didn’t want to see him, you were scared, tired, stuck in some kind of lock place. you just can’t stop it

not noticing chan looking at you confused on what you just said, he doesn’t know you were prepared to spend some quality time with him, leaving him in question why you said cancelled

“wait, what do you mean cancelled? did you purchase something or maybe reserve?” he questioned you, making it much more confusing for him to understand the situation

“you don’t need to know, i already cancelled it. what’s the point of planning something, not knowing your not in the mood to spend some time with me” you were now at a exact point where your tears fell down one by one

you forced yourself not to cry louder, you didn’t want to show him your other side. you wanted to show him you’re brave enough to handle yourself, but you were still scared, scared of him losing interest.

was it all just because of what happened to you? you can’t stop the pain, you’ve lost yourself in the same track, it’s all coming back to you. haunting, disturbing and forcing to quit yourself.

“if i planned this quickly you wouldn’t lose me right?” you said as tears drop, one by one.

[strangeradventuresofp]

nervous (five x reader)

requested by : @pixiefella​  -   Heyo! It’s me again hshshs. So here’s my idea: five x male reader, where the reader is autistic and stims a lot (stimming is something autistic people do to relay emotions and relieve pressure and such hdhdh) and maybe Diego says something or makes fun of him and five goes into defense mode?

A/N : hihi thanks for waiting so long for me to complete this im sorry it took me so long hhhhh but i hope you like it!! gender of reader is not specified / referred to as 'they/them/partner' i hope thats okay!!<33 also au where five didn’t time travel and they’re all about 20 years old i guess lol xo p

“Five, are you sure your family even want to meet me? You said yourself that they’re busy people, a-and I don’t wanna bother them or-”

“Y/N, stop.” Your boyfriend placed his hand on your cheek gently, smiling as his eyes met yours. “You don’t have to be so nervous, I’m right here with you, okay?” He took your hand in his, squeezing it gently in an attempt to comfort you, which you were grateful for, and you nodded as he pushed the gate of the academy open, leading you up the concrete steps so the two of you were face to face with the large door. Anxiety flooded your body, your palms beginning to get sweaty. Five pressed a consoling kiss to your cheek before wrapping his fingers around the door handle, and thrusting open the door.

~~~

The first time you had met Five, you were nervous to even look at him, in case he got the wrong idea. It was in Griddy’s, the doughnut shop a few blocks away from the Umbrella Academy. He entered in a blue blazer and shorts, with long socks that ended just before his knees. Piercing eyes bored into yours as he made his way up to the counter, where you were sat. You couldn't help but gawk at him as he sat down, overwhelmed with how confident he carried himself. He tensed and untensed his jaw and you turned back to your coffee, swirling it around in the cup. You began to rock back and forth slowly, nervously as you felt his eyes on you again. When you tugged at the ends of your hair, he frowned.

"Are you okay?" His voice was soft and gentle, hardly how you had expected it to be and you nodded, pulling your hair harder a few more times before returning to soft tugs. "Black coffee, huh? Good choice. It's my favorite." A kind smile took over his lips and you felt your nervousness dissipate a little, the rocking slowing down, the tugs getting gentler.

"Mine t-too. I like the bitter taste. It's simple." He smiled wider and a slight smile found its way to your lips in return.

"What's your name?"

"Y/N."

"That's a nice name. I'm Five."

The two of you sat in a content silence as you sipped at your coffees, not having to speak to enjoy each others company. It meant a lot that he didn't even know you and he had tried to make you feel more comfortable and less nervous.

Griddy's became a weekly thing, and then eventually an every other day thing until he finally asked you to be with him and, of course, you said yes. You had never been so comfortable around anyone and it warmed your heart that he took a chance on a random person in a doughnut shop and it worked in your favor.

~~~

Upon stepping into the academy where your boyfriend had grown up, you were instantly taken aback at the sight. It all seemed so incredible and big, and posh. You were immediately overwhelmed, you couldn't deny.

Five slipped his hand into yours, intertwining your fingers in consolation. Your free hand began flapping by your side, a couple whimpers escaping your lips when your anxiety caught up with you. Slowly, you were led into the living room, giving you an oppurtunity to scout out your surroundings to try and familiarise yourself with the way that it looked while your hands stopped moving.

When you walked in, five people were sat, spread out among the two couches and numerous sitting chairs. One of the girls sat down was very pretty, with ringlets stuck in her caramel hair. She gave you a dazzling smile and you felt like bowing to her, an aura of regality surrounding her. The other girl was also pretty, but hardly seemed as confident in herself as the other did. Her dark hair covered a lot of her face and her lips turned up into a shy smile when she saw you.

There were three boys. One was extremely well built, his body smothered in a large coat that swallowed him up completely. He gave you an awkward nod, as if he was confused as to why he was there. Another smiled wonderfully at you, raising a hand in her direction that said 'Hello'. His hair seemed matted he wore an outdated leather skirt and a jacket over the top of his bare chest. A glass containing some sort of alcohol occupied his other hand. The final boy intimdated you the most. He gave you no smile, no nod, no sense of acknowledgement. The only reason you knew that he knew you were there, was that his eyes didn't leave your body. His eyes were dark and his outfit consisted of many knives strapped to his body.

"Everybody, this is Y/N, my partner." All apart from knife boy said a hello or hi as Five introduced you. "Y/N, this is Allison, Vanya, Luther, Klaus and Diego." He gestured to each of his siblings when calling their names, the majority giving you a little wave when you smiled politely.

Unfortunately, how polite you tried to be couldn't hide your nervousness. Inevitably, your anxiety bubbled over and one of your hands flapped while the other pulled at your hair.

"What's wrong with them?" Diego snickered and Five's eyes instantly filled with murderous intent. He gently placed his hand on your shoulder.

"Y/N, dear. Would you please go and find me a new pair of socks? Mine are wet from stepping in a puddle on the way here." His eyes were gentle when he looked at you and he smiled softly. "Bedrooms are upstairs, love." As soon as he heard your footsteps reach the top of the stairs, his eyes turned dark again and his head snapped towards his siblings.

"Alright, shitstain." His finger pointed firm towards Diego. "If you even dare to say a word about Y/N again, I will personally see to it that a bullet is put through your thick skull. And if you don't like that idea, I will quite happily murder you in the worst way imaginable." Five's face was serious, his fists clenched by his sides.

"Now, when they walk back in, you are going to apologise and we're gonna forget this ever happened."

"What if I don't?" Diego asked, a smirk on his lips. His face quickly fell to one of shock as a flash of blue light appeared in front of him, a sharp object grazing against the sensitive skin of his neck.

"Oh, you will." A maniacal smirk crept onto Five's face, one which Diego found a little worrying. He would never actually hurt his siblings; this was just to warn him and the others that he would do anything to protect you and wouldn't tolerate anyone making fun of you. And it worked, they all looked nervous, on the edge of their seats and not in a good way. Another blue flash of light appeared as your footsteps echoed down the wooden steps, the clang of a knife hitting the floor creating a silence until you reentered.

"Thank you, angel." Five smiled and pressed a gentle kiss to your cheek, taking the balled up socks from your fingers and sitting down, beginning to take off his shoes and socks, replacing the old with the new. His socks weren't even wet, but the time away gave him an oppurtunity to threaten Diego for laughing at you and it gave you an oppurtunity to calm down a little.

Your eyes stared at your feet and you picked your fingers anxiously. Five, from behind you, looked up at Diego, shooting him a glare that caused Number Two to clear his throat, earning a look from you.

"Y/N, I'm sorry for earlier. It was unfair." You nodded at Diego's words, looking back down. A sigh fell from Klaus' lips and Allison cleared her throat quietly.

"So, how did you two meet?" Vanya gave you a comforting smile when she asked the question and you and Five took it in turns to tell parts of the story. Gradually, you got more and more comfortable and by the end of the day, you were good friends with all of them, even Diego. You admired his superhero complex despite everyone else in the room hating it with a passion. Five watched you the entire time, a smile on his face.

Now, the two of you were walking to your home. One of Five's jackets was hung over your shoulders and his fingers were intertwined with yours. The two of you walked in a comfortable silence and you often felt his eyes on you. When you caught sight of his face, a content smile was on his lips. When you pulled up to your door, you smiled at him, and he smiled back.

"Thank you for today. I know how scared you were to meet my family, but you did it anyway. So, thank you, Y/N." His eyes were sincere and you hugged him gently.

"I loved it. I hope I can see them again some time." Five smiled wider at your words, cupping your cheek as he pressed his lips to yours. He felt you smile against his lips and you pulled away after a few minutes.

"I love you."

"I love you too, Five."

my masterlist

[cookiescr]

I have strong principles about milfs and my epitome of milfhood for a few years are Gillian Andersson and Angela Bassett. Those two are goddesses and I aspire to be like them one day hshshs but I think the milf journey starts when ppl start to perceive you as mature, financially stable and hot - so I guess I’m hallway there? At least my self-enamoured self tells me so haha

Anyways whenever you get yourself your e-guitar - show it off, I’m curious to see it 🤞🏽

god Gillian Andersson so true!!! Cate blanchett for me and a few more that i can't remember because brain mush from just waking up. Also ooo ye I get that! That's something I strive for some day but I do not have any progress asjdkla and hell ye live out your milf dreams!! I will def record something!!! I think by that time I'll have the bootleg irig now and if it works then >:] e guitar recording and me being annoying again about an instrument

[the-travelling-witch]

holly, if you were a pokemon gym leader or an elite four member (basically a trainer specialised on one type) what type would it be?

ooh i love this question!! basically, there are lots of pokemon au thoughts on my mind but that’s beside the point rn ^^;

i generally love ghost/ psychic/ dark / dragon types and speedy special attackers of any types really but if i had to choose one type, i think i’d want to be a ghost-type trainer ^^ not only do i love a lot of ghosts but i also love the vibes heheh

i think i’d want to be an elite four member, not only bc i’d be higher in the hierarchy -for lack of a better word-, but i’d also get to isolate in my little room and fight trainers occasionally /j; i’d also get to use final evolutions and more mons overall (and we know i already don’t do well with choosing hshsh)

(i wouldn’t mind having my own badge though)

i would, however, be one of those assholes who uses mons not of their respective type (i’m looking at you lance) since i want to have a zoroark heheh

my team would probably just be my favourite ghost types though lol and would probably look sth like this

chandelure*

zoroark*

aegislash

gengar

froslass

trevenant / sableye / banette / mimikyu

- * chandelure and zoroark would be my signature mons, though neither of them would probably be the last slot on my team; zoroark for obvious reasons and chandelure bc i’d probably want zoroark to take gengar’s appearance to bait out any psychic users (though zoroark as chandelure would also work since i’m pretty sure zoroark can learn flamethrower too) my gameplay knowledge is a bit hazy since i haven’t played in a while

- aegislash is just plain cool. period.

- gengar is just plain cool— (and a potential mega evolution)

- froslass with snow cloak would be an absolute nightmare if i could set up hail but idk if i’d waste a turn on it (unfortunately sableye only learns rain dance and sunny day)

- the last slot is still open; trevenant is very very cool but another mon that’s weak to fire ㅠㅠ (though a chandelure with flash fire could be switched into any fire attack i guess) prankster sableye could set up some annoying things like will-o-wisp or stall with recover but otherwise doesn’t bring a lot of offence (mega sableye would also be an option but i reckon an elite four member doesn’t usually need to reflect toxic spikes etc)

- mimikyu is a little gimmicky i guess but would also be another ground weakness; banette is just here bc it is interesting and another mega option; i would also be open to using a more practical choice but i’m obviously biased (also i guess most elite fours have 5 mons only but i want to use all my options hshsh)

- ceruledge, spectrier and dragapult also look cool and dragapult would bring a new type into play but i haven’t used any of them yet since i didn’t want to give gamefreak money for the new games (+ ceruledge would match chandelure’s typing)

[amazingorangedangantrash]

Do you think Kamukura would know it’s junko? OH-! What if he saw the rest of his class?? (Some angst would be unlike junko he can only catch them as hallucinations or glimpses and can only really see them long if he’s like drunk or on drugs maybe?)

Ahh well the Junkghost thing was just a silly lil doodle i did to make a joke, but i guess it's a full concept now ajdhsjeh-

Um, assuming Kamukura is still around (so this is either pre-sdr2 or he's just... somehow still there (cloning maybe? I always kind of liked AUs where him and Hajime both exist, but in seperate bodies)) then yeah I'd think he would know. Why?

Because he has to deal with her annoying him too-

Oh, he thought she was bad when she was alive. Now it's even worse- it's a lot more convincing to cause worldwide despair if it means getting her off his back *wheeze*. He's almost surprised when he finds out Makoto can see her too- (but not really, he'd expected she'd bother him as well).

Ah, well, I don't think you knew this anon, but I have a bit of a fondness for Kamuegi (I'm planning on participating in the following kamuegi week yay!) so I could easily turn this into something about how both of them being able to see Junko leads to them getting closer whilst they try to figure out how to get her to go away and she's constantly trying to ruin their relationship and- well, I'll stop now before I go off topic and make it all about my ships again haha, but yeah, just a fun thought.

And yeah, this was obviously meant to be rather lighthearted, but there's so much angst potential too? The thing with Makoto seeing his classmates is really sad omg hshshs, especially if it's post-dr3 and the suicide video (I'm never going to be over them all rising up from outta nowhere aidbsj-). The drink/drugs thing is an interesting concept too- there's a high risk of him falling into a deep depression (if he already isn't in one-) and going from vehemently avoiding drink/drugs to actively seeking them out in order to properly 'see' his friends again.

(I offer you- they aren't in fact his friends but Junko, who's able to use his disoriented state to confuse him into thinking he's talking to one of his ex classmates when he's actually talking to her, illusioned as them. She uses the opportunity to bring him down, calling him a "traitor" and telling him that 'they' are "disappointed in [him]")

He doesn't tell anyone about it- they'll all think he's crazy, they won't let him keep doing what he needs to, he won't be able to see them again, tell them he's sorry and beg for their forgiveness, please, please just forgive him-

(Until one day he nearly overdoses trying desperately to see one of them- that was a particularly difficult time.)

I also propose to you the opposite! If you've ever watched The Umbrella Academy, you'll know there's a character, Klaus, who can see ghosts and uses drink/drugs to STOP seeing them. This could also be the case, where Makoto is simply too done, he pushed past his limits a long time ago, and now he just wants to drown it all out, doing whatever's necessary to make them all just- go away.

[neerasrealm]

bRO jason or LJ would be great with the record scratch one imo HSHSH

WHEN I SAW JASON AS AN OPTION I LOST IT FHGSDHF. Anyway hi this story is basically Jason getting bullied by Kate the Chaser for 2000+ words. Enjoy.

*record scratch* 

*freeze frame* 

Yep, that’s me. No, not the vague figure you’re imagining now from the zero amount of information I’ve given you, and no, I’m not the heroic yet relatable main-character you’d expect either. I’m the one that’s currently, and quite poetically, hiding in the corner of a chicken coop. Yeah, that’s the one.

Hi, I'm Jason. I'm a toymaker. And also half- or maybe three quarters demon because I work for an immortal god of chaos and destruction. And for a little more context, I'm in a chicken coop because things went horribly, horribly wrong. 

I was given one simple task. Spy on a woman named Kate. Okay, no problem. She's human, average height and weight. Nothing to be concerned about. The only foreseeable threat was the fact that she works for my boss's biggest rival. A man named Slender. I would say creature, but from what I've heard he's rather good at acting civilised, though I've also heard that it's all just an act to lower guards. Regardless, I had no fear of her.

No fear that is, until she happened to catch me watching her via my pet surveillance mouse, Licorice. She smacked the poor thing with a rake! A rake! My poor innocent little surveillance drone...Licorice wouldn't harm a fly…

Eh-hem. Anyway- after she found and assaulted Licorice I tried to make my escape- but she caught me. So I hid in the only place I could. 

The chicken coop. 

And that's where I am now. Curled up amongst feathers, grain and very upset birds. If I wasn't trying to be quiet, I would've killed them by now. Especially the one that’s pecking my leg. Rude bitch. I have half a mind to strangle you, you know that, chicken?

Wait.

Oh no.

I hear footsteps.

The door to the chicken coop is yanked open and suddenly I’m being glared at by an angry asian lady wearing black and white flannel. 

‘’Get outta my coop, bitch boy.’’

Okay, first of all, rude. Second of all, RUDE. third of all,

‘’No.’’

She glares at me.

‘’Alright, that’s it.’’

She climbs into the fucking chicken coop, grabs me by my EXPENSIVE knee high boots and YANKS me out of the coop with strength I didn’t expect from her. I scream and thrash about and kick at her until she lets me go. She stands over me, glaring. I glare right back. She puts her hands on her hips, channeling the energy of an angry texan grandma. If I wasn’t British I’d probably be terrified right now. 

‘’Who gave you permission to go snoopin’ around my property?’’

‘’I don’t need permission to snoop anywhere,’’ I growl back. ‘’I do as I please.’’

"So you admit you WERE snoopin'!" She points an accusing finger at me. 

"No, I was just saying I don't need permission to snoop." I cross my arms and give her a smug look. The word snoop sounds really weird now that we keep saying i- "AH!" 

She yanks me by the collar of my rather EXPENSIVE shirt. Blue eyes glare into mine between strands of dark hair. ‘’Jason,’’ she growls. ‘’Tell me what the fuck you’re doing here before I crack your skull open like an over-ripe cantaloupe.’’

I glare at her. ‘’...Fine.’’ I sigh. ‘’I was asked to look into you since you’ve changed location. It was suspected that you were doing something, or perhaps Slender had changed his base of operat-’’ I’m interrupted by her letting go of my collar and rudely placing her muddy boot on my nice clean clothes. ‘’HEY!’’

‘’I fucking moved out, Jason. Jesus. Can Zalgo just calm his tits? Do I have to live in fear of the bastard for the rest of my life just because of Slender?’’

‘’Yes, you do.’’ I glare at her. ‘’Maybe you should have considered that before becoming his proxy.’’ She rolls her eyes and lifts her foot off of me. I brush dirt off myself but- that mud isn’t going to come off easily...these were expensive clothes too…

‘’Get up.’’

‘’I’m not taking orders from you!’’

‘’Then maybe I should tell Slender I found a creepy redhead sitting up a tree watching me!’’

"Hey! I am not creepy!" 

Kate glares down at me, her hands on her hips again. After a few moments of stubborn silence, I stand up and brush dirt off myself. She folds her arms.

"I won't tell Slender about this if you do somethin' for me." She says. I squint.

"Are you trying to blackmail me?" I murmur. She nods.

"Yep. I have a fence that needs fixin', along with some stuff in the house and fields. If ya help me I won't tell Slenderman I found ya creepin' around my property."

What the hell does this woman take me for? I'm not going to let her blackmail me! I glare at her and cross my arms. "Absolutely not." I say before turning and walking away. Hah! That'll show her! I'm simply going to walk away from my problems!

"Aren't ya forgettin’ somethin'?" I turn and look at her and stare in horror. She's holding my beloved mouse from her tail, swinging her from side to side like she's a toy rather than a beloved pet!

"LICORICE!" I yelp and run towards her to grab back my poor pet. Kate moves out of the way with surprising speed. I suppose that's why her nickname is 'The Chaser'. 

"Ah ah ah." She wags a finger at me, teasing me. "Not until you help me."

"What?!" Licorice is being held ransom now?! I stare at Kate in horror. She smirks. "...fine! Fine, I'll do it! Just- don't hurt licorice...please…"

"That's the spirit, jacey-boy!" She chirps. Dear god I hope she never calls me that again. She stuffs licorice back into her pocket and smiles smugly. "Now c'mon."

Begrudgingly, I follow her to her home. It’s a large country house, with a spacious wooden deck. Inside is just as cozy as you’d expect. This is actually a nice place- I wouldn’t mind living here myself if it wasn’t on a farm. I don’t like farms. They smell bad.

‘’Alright, here we go.’’ She leads me into the kitchen. There’s a toolbag on the kitchen table. She picks it up and holds it out to me. ‘’There’s some broken bannisters on the stairs. Think you can fix them up?’’

‘’I guess if there’s replacement bannisters.’’ I grunt. 

‘’In the shed out back. And after you’re done that, you can fix some holes I found in the walls upstairs,’’ she shrugs at me. ‘’I think the past owner had a teenage son. Punched the shit outta the place.’’

‘’Of course he did…’’ I take the toolbag and sigh. ‘’Fine.’’ 

 I march out the backdoor and find her shed. Walking inside, the bannisters I need are laying on a table. It smells of fresh paint in here- I actually quite like that smell...I grab the bannisters and march back inside. The bitch is making coffee instead of- you know, working like I am. I glare at her as I walk back into the hallway. Her stairs are completely missing several bannisters- six to be exact. With a sigh, I put down the bannisters and rummage through the bag for a drill. Why does she think I’m qualified to fix stairs anyway? Because I’m a toymaker?? I mean- yeah I know how to fix things like this- but still! My skills are more in carving and painting and sewing...ugh…

I pull out the drill I need and get to work. It’s a simple process. Drill a nail into the stairs, drill a matching hole into the bannister, then screw it on. Nothing too difficult- the only bad part is the sawdust that gets everywhere. Not my problem though- at least I hope it isn’t. If she makes me clean it up I’ll be mad.

‘’I finished.’’ I growl to Kate as I walk back into the kitchen. ‘’What next?’’

She’s eating fucking banana bread. Taunting me with the fact that I’m doing all of her work for her. Fuck you, Kate. Fuck you. If I was in a room with Slenderman and you and I had one bullet, I’d shoot Slender and beat you to death myself. Fuck you AND YOUR BANANA BRE-

‘’There’s plaster and newspaper upstairs. You can stuff the holes up and plaster over ‘em.’’ she smiles at me. Ah. I didn’t need to come in here at all. I could have avoided seeing the accursed banana bread…

I go upstairs like a good slave laborer. The bucket of plaster and stack of newspapers is sitting right next to the top of the stairs. How did I miss it? Ugh. Whatever- ripping up the papers to stuff up the holes in the walls is actually kind of fun. I haven't made anything with paper mache in a while...it’s kind of time consuming to make but still fun! 

Thinking about paper mache makes the time go by much much faster. By the time I’ve patched up every single hole in the wall I’ve almost completely forgotten why I’m so angry! It’s nice- being productive always helps me calm down and forget why I’m so stressed…

‘’Hey, Jason!’’

Ah. I remember now. I look down the stairs at Kate. She smirks a bit. ‘’Ya done?’’

‘’Yes.’’

‘’Good! Ya can help me with the fence then!’’

Ugh. With a huff I walk downstairs and follow her outside. She leads me to a wooden fence that’s broken down and barely standing. Next to it is a shovel, some timber and more tools. She picks the shovel up and starts digging around the fencepost. Together, the two of us remove the rotten wood from the bottom of the post, fill up the hole, and replace the rest of the rotten and broken wood. By the time we’re done I’m covered in dirt, and sweaty. I huff and take off my jacket, holding it under my arm. Kate does something similar, tying her flannel shirt around her waist. She stretches, cracking her back and grunting. 

‘’Are we done yet?’’ I growl. Kate smirks. 

‘’Almost. Just need ta water some crops.’’ she strides past me. ‘’C’mon Jacey. It won’t take long.’’ 

‘’Don’t call me Jacey.’’ 

She laughs and leads me over to the field I was watching her in. There's a short pipe with a hose attached to it just by the gate leading into it. She picks up the hose and hands it to me. ‘’Just sprinkle some water over ‘em, got it?’’

‘’I know how to water plants. I’m not dense.’’

Her lips curl up into a smile. ‘’Good. I’m gonna go check on Marigold.’’ she says before wandering away. I frown.

‘’Who’s Marigold?’’ I call after her.

‘’My cow!’’ she yells back. ‘’Now get to work before I feed your mouse to her!’’

Cows don’t even eat mice...stupid bitch. Hmph. begrudgingly, I walk along the small paths in between each line of crops, sprinkling each one with water. She has all sorts of things growing according to the small wooden signs stuck into the dirt. Carrots, potatoes, tomatoes...being a farmer sounds like a hellish lifestyle, but having your own fresh ingredients for cooking does sound appealing...

‘’Jason!’’ 

Just as I’m watering the last of her plants she calls me. I glance over at her. She waves at me from the other end of the field. With a sigh, I walk all the way over to the gate where she’s standing.

‘’Yes?’’

‘’Ya wanna feed the chickens?’’

‘’No.’’ 

‘’Great!’’ she grins at me. Great, now I have to feed the bloody things. As if hiding amongst them earlier wasn’t degrading enough. I put the hose back where I found it and turn to her. She holds out a bucket filled with seeds, grain and berries. I take it and frown.

‘’What is this?’’

‘’Chicken feed. Duh.’’ she rolls her eyes. ‘’C’mon. This is the last thing, promise.’’ I follow her back to the accursed chicken coop. The chickens, there’s seven of them, are just wandering around, pecking aimlessly at the ground. Kate claps her hands and the demon birds all look up. Kate looks at me and gestures to the chickens. ‘’Well c’mon. They’re waitin’.’’

With a sigh I reach into the bucket, grab a handful of feed, and toss it to the ground. Immediately it’s swarmed by bloodthirsty- er- bloodhungry chickens who peck the ground aggressively. Out of fear for my safety I continue tossing feed at the birds. Admittedly it is fun seeing chickens rapidly look around in confusion when they’re hit on the head with their own food. This isn’t actually too bad. These chickens aren’t all that ba-

‘’Ow!’’

I TAKE IT BACK ONE OF THE FUCKERS JUST PECKED MY FOOT. I kick at the aggressive bird. It flutters back and I give it my best sneer. Kate clicks her tongue and I look up at her. 

‘’Bad idea, Jacey.’’

Huh? Wha- ‘’OW-’’ I stumble back and away from the flock of chickens pecking at my good nice boots. I drop the bucket of feed, stumble on a rock, and fall straight into the muddy ground. I stare at the sky, eyes wide. What- what the fuck...since when are chickens so- aggressive?? I sit up slowly and stare at the demon hens in fear, then at Kate who is aggressively laughing. I glare at her, regain my lost dignity out of spite, and stand up.

‘’Can I go now?’’

‘’Mmm…’’ she rocks on her heels, smirking and considering it for a moment. ‘’Sure. I think ya’ve done everything I need.’’ she pulls her hands out from behind her back and holds out a tupperware container as I walk over to her. What- why is she-

Oh.

Oh if she put licorice in there-

‘’Licorice!’’ yep she did. Bitch. I pick up my beloved mouse and cradle her in my hands, dropping the container in the process. ‘’Oh there you are sweetie...I’m sorry- did the mean lady trap you in there? You poor thing.’’ Licorice squeaks in distress as I pet her gently and kiss the top of her little head. ‘’I know, I know- don’t worry Jason’s here, she isn’t going to hurt you anymore my sweet.’’ 

Licorice rolls up onto my shoulder and snuggles up against my collar. I pat her again and glare at Kate. She smiles sweetly at me.

‘’Get off my property.’’

‘’Gladly.’’

[stay-midnight]

“I- HMMMMM” I would roll my eyes and smile, “I’m just telling the truth, plus it should be said more often.” Imagine someone walking in and seeing that. “Look it’s a kitten in a blanket🥺” I would hold him so gently and close ahhhhh I’m so soft for himmmm! Ngl would take this moment to be like, “Minho-ahh is so cute, so cute for meee” hehehe 😎

Understandable being squished isn’t fun. I would giggle and throw an arm over him. I feel bad that Hyunjin would be woken for the third time. I would kiss his forehead gently and try and ease him back to sleep. While making sure I’m not bothering Jisung or Minho while moving.

“Who wouldn’t? You’re so pretty and you’re funny and down right adorable!” I will WIN!!!! “Jinnie, Baby, Sweetheart, I love you so so so so so much but no you’re wrong.” I will fight till the end! We all know I’ll end up being defeated I don’t like losing tho

🥺🥺🥺🥺 NOT THE AIR FRIER XDDDD 20mins 180 degrees...not his hair I love his hair 🥺😭. “Bad baby bread” slaps his shoulder lightly, “don’t threaten them I’ll stay with you don’t worry” I would snuggle closer then go back asleep.

I would be red so red in the face but so relaxed at the same time. I would end up falling asleep so quickly, and I would actually still for once cus yk anxiety tics. I love sleeping but I’m an insomniac with an energy drink addiction

I would burst into giggles as well and tackle him so he would be underneath me. I would wrap my arms around him and press kissed all over him, his neck, face etc. I would then press a kiss to his lips, “Hmm I guess, I am your world after all and you are super hot so it makes sense” -•^•

Seungmin would probably walk in on Minho burrito and would look at you and him and you again— “Why— You know what i’m not gonna question it. Imma go cuddle Changbin hyung, See ya, take care of my ex-husband.” He would joke and wave goodbye— Minho would be in dreamland, dreaming about his c a t s while you tell him praises.

Hyunjin would give Minho the eye before going back to sleep after you ease him to sleep, Note: if Hyunjin gets woken up a fourth time, he would cuddle pup Chan in the next room. Hshshs.

“Thank you, you’re extremely pretty too, pretty boy~” Hyunjin won’t back down ;< “Hmm? I love you extremely more. Accept. it. babyboy.” He will bring out the big guns aka petnames if he has too !!

Hshshsh, that still lives rent free inside my head, Minho toasting hyunjin in the air fryer I- Jeongin would back off with his threats and hold you in his arms, he won’t allow his hyungs to kidnap you from him— you are his baby :< 👁️🤭💀👄

Minho would hold you and reassure you with your anxiety tics if he finds out, he will always be there to hold you 🥺 . Minho would be okay with your monster addiction as long as no health problems with it or he would like to help you control your addiction.

Felix will be laughing at you kissing parts of him, a bit ticklish. Felix is so shy at your words, part of him wants run away cuz he feels to fluffily soft in the inside, butterflies in his stomatch yk. And part of him wants to stay for more kisses n cuddles. “Yup, i’m gonna call you Father Earth now then :D”

[edge-complains-and-loves-art]

"Answer these questions then tag eight people you'd like to get to know better"

Thanks for the tag @rintomoj uwu

1) Birthday: November 24

2) Zodiac: Saggitarius♐

3)Height: 5' 4, I guess-

4)Last song I listened to: In hell i'll be in good company by The Dead South (kshdhs @judas-had-a-crown you created a monster, now I am nagging my friends with this song AHAH, thank you for making me know it uwu)

And rn i'm listening to Night Train by Greame James (his song are soooo relaxing, I recommend them to you if you want to relieve stress -w-♡)

5)Hobbies: Drawing, reading, listening to music, spending time with cats (yes this is an hobby for me shhh) and playing the piano or writing (when I have the time :v)

6)Last movie I watched: I don't remember :D)

7)Favourite books: Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins, Trollhunters by Daniel Kraus and Guillermo del Toro, Anna by Niccolò Ammaniti and The Chronicles of Egg by Geoff Rodkey (hshshs it's been YEARS since i last read The Chronicles of Egg but i remember that i read the first two books at least 15 times, I NEED to read them again;<;)

8)Dream job: artist👉🏻👈🏻, I still have a lot to learn but I'll do my best to improve :D

9)Favourite colors: uuuh, I don't really have a fav color, but i really like red, black and purple

10)Meaning behind my url: I started signing my designs under the name Edge like during the second year of middle school (cause i thought i was veeery edgy, yeah grrr). I really liked this name and it's really close to my heart, and since it doesn't let people understand either my gender nor my nationality, I thought it was perfect for tumblr :v. But nOPE. The name Edge was already taken (obviously). So i added the name of my fav Naruto clan after it, AHAH. So yeah. Edgy-senju is the result :v

Now let's tag (sorry people ;^;)

@gladyzzia @judas-had-a-crown @crungusgrungus @escape-chan-side @venustasio @nervousprunetrashdreamer @lesbian-1-moomin @shadowstarsart