#i’m barking fr

[sweethischier]

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[bruisedboys]

he really is just so boyfriend. like the kind who would reach the boxes in shelves you can’t reach

he is just always into being your hero . doing things to make you swoon

peter quill has a hero complex for sure but it gets hiked up about 200% when it comes to you. he’s obsessed with doing everything for you because he knows you like it, even if you don’t actually need the help. he knows you’re totally capable of taking care of yourself but he wants to do it because he’s so incredibly down bad for you it’s sick.

yes he’s definitely the type to reach high shelves for you!!! so casually dominant of him tbh. he comes up behind you where you’re tiptoeing in front of the shelf and easily snags the box you’re reaching for. when he hands it to you he’s veryy smug about it. especially if he gets a thank you kiss, which he usually does.

he’s also always tying your shoelaces or zipping your dress or fixing your clothes for you. your shoelace comes undone while you’re out with him and he doesn’t even hesitate to get on the dirty floor to do it up for you. you put your hands in his hair and tug gently as a silent thank you and he swears he dies on the spot. and if your clothes ever ride up and threaten to show more skin than he knows you’ll want to, he’ll fix them without a word and it flusters you so much.

ugh and if you’re clumsy!!! he gets so good at catching you before you hurt yourself. if you’re about to trip he’ll catch you before you do and dip you cos he’s a dork, his arm locked around your lower back. you’ll laugh and swoon and say my hero all sarcastic and it boosts peter’s ego wayyy more than he’d like to admit.

[fivveweeks]

I LOVE MY FUCKIMG WIFE (STARTS PUNCHING THE GROUND)!!!

[thenickgirl]

i…i never seen someone serve so much cunt

[dutchysasscheek]

HES so DRAMATIC and for what?

[bolt-x0]

I think humans were really only supposed to craft shit, hold eachother, and share things with the people they loved. I use my hands to make art for them. I use them to make food for them. Anytime I use my hands it’s to make something I can / want to share with my friends and family. My hand fits perfectly into my parents and friends’. Holding someone leaves practically no space between us. My body is like a puzzle piece that can fit with the people I love most. My life feels completed with good people, food, and gifts.

[thxnks4themrms]

Born to arf arf forced to woof

[snoowpee]

[bioshocked-astroghost]

hello friends I have once again changed my profile pic (sorry Yoongi <3) because I am about to become off-putting and feral over Vessel, the frontman of the band Sleep Token :) for your sakes here’s hoping most of my obsession stays on Instagram 👁👁

[silvertonguedcharlatan]

Forgive my shitty screen recording but HELLO????

[r0semultiverse]

she's not a transmed, u showed up in her tags pretending to be trying to help her, but look at you now, fake fake fake. glad the post is gone now tho, don't harass my girl anymore.

Alright, let’s talk about your girl @thatstoocute since I’m tired of you and her. She literally propagates transmed talking points like “you need dysphoria to be trans.” Age fakes as a minor to avoid being held accountable along with that.

Asks for help from friends of which I actually was once (back before she was toxic, much to her denial of course 🙄) then pushes them away telling them that they aren’t her friends only to be like now “you never helped me!” I TRIED! This was a repeated behavior pattern btw. I tried to be here, we VC’d for literally hours once. We used to get along just fine.

You don’t fucking know me, all you know is the false shit she parades around as “truth.” I never once harassed her so how about she take the fucking reigns on your leash/collar and reel in her fucking minion and stop playing victim like all of her ex-friends somehow harassed her all of the sudden. It’s fucking pathetic just like the both of you. Get a fucking life, shit-for-brains.

Also I literally do not “pretend” to help people. Ask my friends, I’m compassionate sometimes to a fault to where I end up getting hurt because I wear my heart on my sleeve. I’m the one who got stabbed in the fucking back after putting in emotional labor into someone who clearly wasn’t worth it. Take your petty bull shit and go. Live your life in Japan or wherever the fuck she went, but I’m staying out of it.

@homestrongbad probably sent this btw & is apparently going around bothering other people too, go block & report both of them

[devil-doll13]

I like how with Abigail I’ve just gone from ‘oh my poor little meow meow’ to ‘damn she’s actually kinda just straight up evil’ and I think the great tragedy is that Abby’s a really self-fulfilling prophecy in that way. That one African proverb something something

Max is still my baby boy who deserves nothing bad to happen to him ever and I apologise in advance for what I’m going to write about in his backstory bc 😭 I can’t stop being mean to him? I’m sorry.

[needytboy]

who wants to send me money to help me buy the pet crawler set so i can stay on my hands and knees like a good pup? i’ll send u pictures of me in it

[tackysapphic]

I am going to scream. For some reason my mother has taken to fucking BLASTING music far louder than necessary when she cooks. My room is directly beside the kitchen so I’m just subjected to her shit against my will. Also like how fucking rude just put headphones on or something god fucking damn. I know in other households this is common but it is not in mine and I hate it and it’s so loud and she can play her shitty fucking music but god forbid if i were to do taht with mine

[vlovann]

‘M gna mk u bnd n brk (t snt u 2 me wot wgs)

Sy a prr, bt lt th gd tms rll

N cs gd dsn’t shw

(Lt th gd tms rll)

(Lt th gd tms rll)

‘nd I wnt ths wrds 2 mk thngs rit

Bt t's th rngs tht mk th wrds cm 2 lf

"Wh dos he thnk he s?"

If tht's th wrst u'v gt

Bttr pt ur fngrs bk to th kes

1 nite ‘nd 1 mr tm

Thnks fr th mmrs

Evn tho thy wrn’t so grt

"He tsts lk u nly swtr”

1 nite, ya, ‘nd 1 mr tm

Thnks fr th mmrs

Thnks fr th mmrs

"Se, he tsts lk u nly swtr"

‘m lkng fwd 2 th futr

Bt my ysite is gng bd

‘nd ths crstl bll

T's lwys cldy xpt 4 (xpt 4)

Wn u lk n2 th pst (lk n2 th pst)

1 nite stnd (1 nite stnd off)

1 nite ‘nd 1 mr tm

Thnks fr th mmrs

Evn tho thy wrn’t so grt

"He tsts lk u nly swtr”

1 nite, ya, ‘nd 1 mr tm

Thnks fr th mmrs

Thnks fr th mmrs

"Se, he tsts lk u nly swtr"

I nly thnk n th frm of crnchg nmbrs

‘N htl rms, cllctng pg 6 lvrs

Gt me ot of my mnd, ‘nd gt u ot of thos clths

'M a lnr awy frm gttng u ‘nto th md, wo

1 nite ‘nd 1 mr tm

Thnks fr th mmrs

Evn tho thy wrn’t so grt

"He tsts lk u nly swtr”

1 nite, ya, ‘nd 1 mr tm

Thnks fr th mmrs

Thnks fr th mmrs

"Se, he tsts lk u nly swtr"

1 nite ‘nd 1 mr tm (1 mr nite, 1 mr tm)

Thnks fr th mmrs

Evn tho thy wrn’t so grt

"He tsts lk u nly swtr”

1 nite, ya, ‘nd 1 mr tm (1 mr nite, 1 mr tm)

Thnks fr th mmrs (fr th mmrs)

Thnks fr th mmrs (fr th mmrs)

"Se, he tsts lk u nly swtr"

[satoruxx]

The vampire sashisu fic had me giggling and kicking my feet

Live reaction of me telling all my friends abt this fic

<3

STOP IM SCREAMING YOURE SO SWEET !! i was going feral thinking about them so i had to write smth :33

sashisu already drives me insane but as vampires?? ugh they’d be so sweet and sensual and so so good to you !!

ANYWAYS TY FOR READING LOVELY !! i’m so glad you enjoyed it <333