#i’d have two which isn’t a lot but funny it happened twice now
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notllorstel · 11 months ago
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took 3 years… finally doodled brickoppy💪
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suddenlydeer · 1 year ago
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DAY RESTORED MY DND CHARACTER IS OFFICIALLY TRANSGENDER
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hood-ex · 1 year ago
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If I had a nickel for every-time we get really cute snap shots of the titans interacting with their guardians/mentors/sisters/fathers/uncles expect for Bruce and dick I’d have two nickels
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice
No hate, I think it’s actually kind of interesting I think it’s just funny that both tt:year one (from a few years back) and now worlds finest did it like that
Bruce in TTYO: Robin, you're not reaching my standards 😠.
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Bruce in WFTT: Dick, your friends aren't up to my standards 😠.
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chasing-caws · 4 months ago
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If I had a nickel for every time Glen Powell and Joseph Kosinski worked on a legacy sequel together I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it is funny that it’s happened twice now
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tinhaat · 1 month ago
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So I’ve made a Titan, Hunter, and Warlock Destiny 2 oc’s. I’m not too good at writing so If anyone has any suggestions/criticism let me know!!
Name: Genesis
Age: ?
Height: 5’9
Race: Exo
Class: Hunter
Story: If I had a nickel for every time I woke up in a world where there’s only violence I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice no? I really don’t know who I am. I know my names Genesis, and I’m a hunter. I know my “brother” Cayde, I know who I am, but I don’t know who I am. Who was I before I turned? I remember two things, and they aren’t good, at least I don’t think. I remember my mind going into the exo body, and the pain involved. And I’m sure I heard screaming. I also remember waking up and a gun forced into my hands, being told to point and shoot. I also remember what it was like to die? I think? It felt like a knife had wormed its way through my metal ribs, breaking and cutting my wires. And then I wake up, like it was a dream. I’m in the cosmodrome, and Ghost is floating in front of me
Revenge
I walk towards the warlock, who was about ten feet from me. “Gen we can talk about this!” She exclaims tripping over her feet, and falling back on her ass. My cold metallic finger fiddles with the trigger of my hand cannon. “I bet Atticus said the same thing Luna. When you shattered his Ghost, and shot him dead.” I say harshly, my eyes narrowing,like daggers. They cut into the person I thought I knew. She crawls away from me, her hands pressing into the red dirt of mars. “You took everything from me!” I scream at her, as I approach quickly. I see her try and cast her super but I quickly cast my own, shooting the sword out of her hand. She lets out a squeak of surprise. “Genesis please; I did it for us! So we could be together! I-I love you…” She whispers out. Her eyes produce a sickening sight of tears. My lips turn upwards as I look down on her. “And I don’t love you.” I say coldly. My eyes look into hers. A few tear drops fall down my cold metal plated face. “You, are a terrible person.” I aim the hand cannon into her face. “Genesis please!” She cries out. She puts her free hand against the barrel of the gun. And without hesitation I shoot through her hand and straight into her skull. Her ghost appears almost instantly. “I’m sorry.” He whispers. “Not your fault Diego.” I say. I transmat away onto my ship without another word.
Explanation: Basically, Luna (warlock) Genesis (Hunter, my main) and Atticus (Titan) were a fireteam, and basically did everything with eachother, no matter what. Well, Genesis began to fall in love with Atticus, and vice versa. Luna, grew jealous because she loved Genesis so she killed Atticus, and gave him his final death out of anger. (And with the help of The Witness. Check Warlock.)
Warlock
Name: Luna
Age: 25
Height: 5’11
Race: Human
Class: Warlock
Story: Everything was fine until I heard the whispers. It started off quiet, but it began to grow. They’d say things how she deserved better. And how if I did this and that she’d love me instead of him. Obviously I knew where the voices were coming from. The Witness has been our biggest enemy for years now, so of course I knew. But he didn’t need to control me to make me bad. I just was. And I know it. It’s honestly funny how Genesis thinks I just, killed Atticus because I wanted to be with her. Sure, that was an underlying reason but he just…annoyed the shit out of me. He was just so, commanding? So…so…high and mighty? He was just a prick really.
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lemon-pear · 2 years ago
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“Oh no, sunglasses… taking over my brain… turning me into Daisuke… overwhelming urge to… talk about noodles… and text Hikari!!”
“Hardy-har-har, very funny. Now, can you please give ‘em back before you break ‘em?”
More sunglasses shenanigans because this is the headspace I’ve been in for months. Feat. Kizuna-aged Wallace being a little sh*t and Daisuke just barely tolerating it :3
If I had a nickel for every time I made headcanons about one half of a rarepair stealing the other half’s glasses, I’d have two nickels… which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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sarilolla · 2 years ago
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Reasons why I love Bugsnax cuz I need to talk about this game which has now consumed me completely (there’s some spoilers here and there, as I’m just writing down stuff I can think about at the moment)
All the characters are neat, and are so fun to interact with-
Considering the situation they are in, I think how they all interact with each other is very realistic, which I love. Like, there are friendships and cute romantic relationships, but there are also not so good relationships that aren't toxic but still make for a good dynamic within the group
All the character designs (both grumpus and bugsnax) are peak marketable plushie designs (I want the Bunger and Strabby plushie so badly)
The bugsnax are so silly :) They are just kinda bug, kinda snax :)
The Bugsnax reminds me of Pokémon, except you don’t make them fight, you just feed them to your friends- Like, how they say their own names, some are harder to catch than others, and just the look and vibes of them
There are multiple lgbtq characters, but not forced or marked-like. They are just there, like it's completely normal, which makes me so happy (Like Floofty is disliked by practically everyone, but no one misgenders them, which means it’s just… normal)
Bunger bunger bunger :D
The names of everyone are so fun, from just misspelled normal names to straight-up muppet-esque names (Triffany - Tiffany, Elizabert - Elizabeth) (Wambus, Gramble, Floofty)
If I had a nickel for the amount of times I got emotionally attached to the one “good” parasite who have the name combo of “S_out”, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice. (Sprout aka the buggyball from Bugsnax, and Scout from hello puppets)
I love the Bugsnax, especially the strabbies, they’re so silly :)
The lore is so good and fun, and I might have just been on a “oooo fun game” high, but I didn’t really catch any plot holes or plot lines I heavily disliked, so it’s good :)
Then again, it does have some darker themes, already showing before the ending, and it’s a good ending no matter, story wise (I did not nor will I ever have the guts to get the bad endings tho, like no, that would hurt too much)
Also if you get the ✨secrets✨, it looks like it could ramp up to a sequel, which I absolutely want
The journalist aka the player character, is very much a self-insert type protagonist, but they’re also not just a reflection of the player. Like their little notes and drawings for quests and such are so fun and cute (also for the people who decided that the most common name for the journalist is “Buddy”, I love you /p /hj (no hate to other journalist names of course, I just like Buddy))
The fact that the player also is allergic to Bugsnax is so fascinating to me, like we survive of sauces, but feed everyone else (technically not including Shelda and Gramble, but they can both eat Bugsnax, just have other reasons why they don’t). It works so well with angst, cuz on the island we have the journalist who can become sick after a while but still trudges on, and after the island, well, there’s definitely some guilt there from feeding everyone
I dunno why, but I love the idea of banjo-pop music, and I would like to thank Wiggle for introducing me to it
I also love Broken Tooth island just showing up, like it really shows there’s something weird about the Bugsnax islands (both Snaxtooth and Broken tooth). Not to mention how weird Snaxtooth is, with hot desert almost bordering frozen solid mountain
Snaxtooth is really an adventurer’s dream come true, which is why it humors me so much that some of the grumpus who joined the expedition are just… normal people. Who just joined, like for a vacation??? It’s funny
I managed to get all the achievements which I’m very proud of myself for managing :) I also have done all mail requests, and that’s just because of the wonderful people who made a guide for how to catch 5 different Bugsnax in 60 seconds or 10 Bugsnax in 90 seconds
Over all? Silly game which definitely also deserves its psychological horror tag, but I adore it
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I leave you with this really lazy edit of my favorite parasites /hj
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blysse-and-blunder · 2 years ago
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in lieu of the sunday scaries
9 pm, sunday, february 12, 2023
although my to-do list from last night doesn’t really show it, i think i’ve done a good job with today.  feeling deadline pressure as the end of the month looms, but it’s funny how the stuff that exerts the most psychic pressure (laundry) can make everything else feel more manageable once it’s done. if i had a nickle for every time something i bring up in the following post featured an animated suit of armor which is otherwise totally empty, i’d have two nickles-- which isn’t much, but it’s fun that it happened twice.
reading i’m in a funny rotation of three books right now, depending on mood and time of day: the tyrant baru cormorant (just finished chapter 16, coming up to the end of part 2); mexican gothic (about halfway through); and the nonexistent knight by italo calvino (not counting the audiobook i just started for commutes, the glass hotel, emily st john mandel).  i actually picked the nonexistent knight out for a housemate of mine for christmas, and she’s lent it back to me to read for myself now, and the further we get the more justified i feel in picking it out. it’s not what i’d call ideal representation of the middle ages, but at the same time the tongue-in-cheek or satirical moments and the poking fun at medieval romance is actually exactly what i love about medievalism-y 20th century fiction. this is what i sort of wish the name of the rose actually felt like, if that makes sense?  it reminds me of when i read orlando furioso a few years ago, and i think i’m appreciating this a lot more than i would have if i hadn’t read that.
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i already knew from reading his book invisible cities that i liked calvino’s turn of phrase; it’s a short book but i’m reading it extremely slowly, sifting every sentence a) to make sure i’ve understood the ideas and b) because the language is very fun. mid-century, post-war italian satire and surrealism, such a departure (deliciously) from what i read most of the time. it is so good for me to read things in translation, god. the fact that this one has a narrative, rather than the different vignettes of invisible cities, the fact that we follow the character of the knight agilulf and watch how he behaves in the army of king charlemagne as a knight who doesn’t exist physically, i.e. is just an empty suit of armor, walking around, but does seem to have feelings and thoughts, and wants to do his job as flawlessly as possible to make up for the whole lack-of-corporal form thing, is very affecting.  there’s something going on with the difference between having a presence and ‘existing’, especially in the context of all these famous heroes of medieval romance who didn’t “exist” either, really (this is not the historical charlemagne, for one)... pull quotes:
“World conditions were still confused in the era when this took place. it was not rare then to find names and thoughts and forms and institutions that corresponded to nothing in existence. but at the same time the world was polluted with objects and capacities and persons who lacked any name or distinguishing mark. it was a period when the will and determination to exist, to leave a trace, to rub up against all that existed, was not wholly used up since there were many who did nothing about it...” p. 31
watching did i write it here, or just think it, that this year i’m going to try and watch more movies? it’s almost-- not quite-- a resolution, that 2023 is going to be my year of film, whatever that means. part of it means just starting things on my own, not waiting for anyone to be free to watch things with me, and part of that also is being okay with pausing in the middle of something and coming back to it if necessary. i’m also letting myself cast a wide net in terms of quality and content: for example, i made my flight home in january an olivia wilde double feature, watching both booksmart and don’t worry darling , and beginning atomic blonde which i had to finish later off the plane. since being home, i’ve watched in the mood for love, netflix’s persuasion (2022)(lmao), and now the first half of scorcese’s the age of innocence. but rather than focus on a film here, since there’ll be a lot more of that soon, instead i’ll note for the record that i have now finished full-metal alchemist, thanks to @pep-squad-lizzie​ ! which seems appropriate to mention now since i was already thinking about empty suits of armor with hopes and dreams and obligations to those they care about. i’m not sure i can definitively say who my favorite is, but al is never not on my mind.
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listening posting ‘call your girlfriend’ as covered by erato, for posterity and to commemorate getting to jam out with some dear friends this weekend, on this and many other good things. this song and video is like a decade old now, we’ve all seen it yes? if not, enjoy:
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playing: pentiment thoughts next time! friday night was boardgame night, we had some lovely people over and played first spyfall, which i think everyone was a bit too polite and/or nervous to really get gungho about, and then broke into two groups of three to play azul and, for those of us willing to learn a new one, azul: queen’s garden. this more complicated take on the original azul game actually, for me, feels a bit different in terms of the kind of planning ahead it requires, and i think in that sense doesn’t feel like a replacement for azul at all, but a whole new game in a way. beautiful game. i didn’t really grok how to anticipate the vagaries of the rotating wheel, which tells you which tiles will be scored which round, in time for it to help my score. also the way that each tile had a suit (birds, trees, various flowers) which assigned it a point value, and a color, and matches could be made according to either one but not both, resonated with my many hours of gin rummy and solitaire. it compels me.
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making i did a version of a rice-cabbage-sweet potato-- avocado bowl thing today, a recipe lifted directly from one of my previous meal-kit meals but which i’ve re-imagined as a vehicle for consuming weird leftovers. my housemate and i made the brilliant decision to make monday night cake last week, but the labor was mostly hers, i just zested and juiced the lemon. looking forward to doing some of my own baking (bought plums!! plum bread here we GO) and/or other crafty things soon! i am promised a craft brunch with some dear ones next weekend, where i will be attempting to write and decorate many several pieces of mail.
working on trying not to focus on the way time before my upcoming presentation is flying by, but instead spending that time maybe working on the slides?? maybe? possibly narrowing down what i’m going to be saying?? perhaps? chapter two feedback is trickling in and i think i’m feeling positive about it on the whole, but i get to turn that chapter loose into a pasture until 3 is in better shape, which this presentation script will hopefully aid me in accomplishing. tl;dr everything is diss work, except actual diss work, which is translation.
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cosmindart · 1 year ago
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Aquafirma: Waters of the clouds
[any excuse to repost my fav old works. Here's an AU story with the AskIsaak cast]
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Aquafirma, a world similar to ours centuries ago back when castles and horses were kings, but twice smaller. Here in place of Humans lived the Anacrees.
They looked quite a lot like Humans but that was just on the surface. The main striking difference between a human and an Anacree was the green pearl-like gem emerging through their chest, however there was much more to them. Their longer lifespan, their innate magical disposition, their stronger bones made from the same gem-like material as their pearls.
Their culture was quite unlike ours, they worshiped a different deity and had holidays divergent from ours. For example everyone wore a shawl on their shoulders, each family having their own cut, color and trim combination. In addition special shawls everyone wore for specific celebrations existed as well. Most celebrations centered around the Salmalion god and the water cycle.
This story follows a group of 5 Anacree friends who, one faithful year, vowed to restore their world from the recent calamity.
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Chapter 1
   Today was the first day of spring and Lionel was excited. Everybody was but for a different reason. Today was the day of the Salmalion festival, the biggest holiday of the Anacree people. Every winter, the fresh waters of many lakes across the world rise into the sky to form huge water bubbles up in the air with a crystal at their cores leaving only salt oceans until spring where the drinkable water finally rains back down in a 2 day long downpour. Anacrees celebrate right before the rain comes every year with dances and feasts. Lionel however wasn’t excited about this, during the celebration he was going to propose to his childhood friend and soulmate of 3 years.
Lionel was running up and down in his apartment itemizing everything. His celebration outfit for this afternoon was ready laid out on his bed, his hair was brushed, his shawl ironed to perfection, his pearl was polished despite its cracks… Everything was in order.
���Chill out! You’re gonna pop a vessel” exclaimed Kennedy, Lionel’s roommate. “The celebration isn’t happening for another hour you know.”
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“I know! I just… I wanna make sure I'm not forgetting anything!”
“I know you’ll nail it and even if you ‘mess up’ I know Isaak will find it funny and just as memorable!” Kennedy patted him on the back to reassure him a little and took off the tan guy’s shawl so he’d put on his celebration one “Let’s go out! Helping out the performers setting up could distract you and stop you from turning into a nervous wreck!”
“Aren’t the pair who are playing the Salmalion new this year?” Lionel asked, his mind successfully distracted”
“Yeah! Micheal is gonna be the head of the beast! He said he had to or his dad would have been sad to have their family tradition broken. I know the second dancer is new too but I heard he didn’t want people to know who he is…” The red head paused then smirked “I will find out! Nothing escapes me!”
“How about you don’t snoop eh! Won’t you be celebrating my engagement after the dance?” He joked “You’d rather weasel your way backstage to expose the guy?”
“Pfft of course I’d celebrate with you!” The two tall guys walked out of their house “That’s why we should help them set up! That way I can snoop now and celebrate later!”
“I agree to help, yeah.” Lionel poked Kennedy’s nose “But I'll make sure you wont get any time to snoop! Leave the man alone alright!”
The two men laughed for a while as they made their way to the grand plaza. Banners were already hung up everywhere, a dozen people were running back and forth setting up more decoration, putting up pillars on which the Salmalion dancers would jump on later during their performance, setting up booth where food and drinks would be served, and more Anacrees just sat and watched the buzzling going.
The duo walked toward the stage with the pillars, ready to lend a hand on Lionel’s side and to pry for info on Kenny’s side. Putting the stage together were two grey-haired dudes in blue stage gear: Pyotr and Shurik. Supervising them wearing green fur covered pants was Micheal. No doubt the pants he was wearing were the front paws part of the Salmalion costume. Kennedy looked around trying to spot someone else wearing matching pants… All he saw around the wooden podium were other crew members in blue. Lionel pulled Kennedy toward the Wojcik brothers and the dancer.
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“Do you need help? Kenny and I are at your service if need be!”
“Nah, we about got it done” said Pyotr, the chubbier one of the brothers.
“We were already done setting-up actually” added Micheal “We just ended up shifting the stage slightly but it’s all good now. Thanks anyway.”
“I heard Eliott ask for strong men to help him 10 minutes ago!” mentioned Shurik
“Ah! He just said that because he’s gay and wants eye-candy! He doesn’t actually need help!” joked Kenny “I bet if we go find him he’ll already be done setting up too!... Anyway I was wonder-”
“We’ll go check anyway!” interrupted Lionel pulling on his friend’s sleeve.
“You really weren't joking when you said you wouldn’t let me snoop uh!”
“Leave the mystery man to his secrets!”
“Mystery who?” Asked the lanky brother.
“He probably mean And-”
“Pyotr! We talked about this already, did we not?” scolded the dancer “He’s hiding away for a reason. Don’t ruin this!”
Micheal had interrupted his helpers a little too late. Keno had heard more than enough for him to connect the dots and Lionel could tell just by looking at the smile forming on the trans guy’s face.
“Well, we’ll get going~” the redhead cooed
While Lionel and Kennedy were making their way around the plaza offering their help here and there, their friends on the other side of the city were busy with their own dealings.
Artyom had called Isaak over to help calm down Vadim who was in a panic. Usually he would have called Kennedy but he knew he would probably be helping with Lionel’s proposal set-up and rehearsal today.
“What’s gotten to him?” asked Isaak, Vadim had locked himself into his room, crying and panicking. “Did you have a fight or something?”
“No! He woke up like this! I tried asking him what’s wrong but between all of his sobs I wasn’t able to properly grasp what the problem is.”
“What’s the best you could interpret?”
“I'm not sure? At one point he screamed ‘the water! The water!’ but that’s about all I caught...”
“What? What about the water? Is he scared of this year's downpour or something?”
“I don't know!”
Isaak sighed heavily before knocking on the distressed twin’s bedroom door.
“Vadim… Can you open the door? Can we talk?” Shuffling could be heard behind the door “You said something about the waters... What is this about?”
“The water won’t come down!” Vee screamed back “It’s just not going to! I’ve seen it! I know it!”
“What? This can’t be true! Why wouldn’t they?”
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“I dreamed about it. The water isn’t going down today… It’s not going down for a while!”
“You dreamed of it?” Arty asked, confused
“Don’t you think it was just a nightmare?” Asked Isaak
“I doubt it!” Veed tried to recompose himself then put both his hands on Isaak’s shoulders “Look… Isaak. You’re smart right. You gotta believe me. I... I’d had multiple dreams before that turned out to be true. Usually they predict things far in the future, like months or years ahead. This one however, it’s so short notice… but I know this is one of them still!”
“W-wha…?”
“H-how?”
“I saw in my dreams that you’d become a transman… I’ve seen months in advance that Arty would get promoted to be the royal artificer.” He started pacing around. “At first I choked it up to coincidence or just me misremembering old dreams. But after 10 or 12 of them happening I’ve come to recognize the specific energy I feel when I'm having a precognitive dream. I know the water not coming down is an event I foresaw!”
“Wait.. You could see the future and never told us?” Asked Artyom “Why keep it from us?”
“All the dreams I had so far where things I felt were better left unsaid. Would you have liked me ruining the surprise of your promotions month before you even applied and risk you not putting in the effort because you’d think you already had it secured? Should I have personally inserted myself in Isaak’s self discovery years before he realized he was trans and potentially make Isaak feel pushed into being trans and make him steer in the opposite direction?! It’s fucking complicated but one thing I can tell you is that it wasn’t my place to say anything. Things were bound to happen without my input. Me saying anything could have made things worse instead!”
“Please calm down!” Whispered Isaak “Forget about the old dreams for now. Let’s focus on the water dream. What can you tell us about it? How do you know it’s gonna be today and not next year that the water won't come down? Wouldn’t it make more sense since all your other dreams predicted things way far ahead?”
“I.. All I know is that the water won’t come down, and since the reserves we got were only enough to have us last through winter we’ll have a huge problem going through spring a d summer.” Vadim retreated back into his room, the door still open. He sat on his bed. “I know it’s going to be this year because of a key event I know is going to happen today… Arty knows what I'm talking about…”
“Oh.. yeah I know what you mean…”
“What’s the key event?”
“Well.. Er…” Arty tried thinking of something to say that wouldn’t expose Lionel’s romantic plans. “The new dancers! This year we got new dancers. We’re probably going to have a reveal/introduction to the new performers that we won't get next year…”
It wasn’t the best excuse but since it technically was true, Isaak wouldn’t catch him in a lie.
Isaak sat next to Vadim. Everyone stayed silent for what felt like an eternity. Isaak was thinking deep and hard about the upcoming event. The waters weren’t going to come down if what Vee saw was true but then what? Neither of them could do anything. They couldn’t just fly up in the clouds and order the water to come down. Warning the population before the celebration wouldn’t help either. At best they’d be laughed at, at worst it would cause unnecessary panic. Had they know earlier maybe they could have told The Highness to make bigger reserves but it was a one-day notice. Nothing could be done.
“Well.. We should get going…”bluntly said Isaak “The celebration will start soon”
“WHAT?! What about the waters!” Vadim cried
“What do you want me to do? There’s nothing any of us can do! The only thing we can do right now is wait until after the celebration to talk to The Highness about it!” He painfully sighed ‘We don’t need to create chaos or have you branded as the bad omen that caused it all, alright? Let’s go.”
“I guess you’re right…”
The twins swapped their usual shawl for their celebration ones before all three of them made their way out to the plaza, they quickly stopped by Isaak’s place for him to change his shawl before finally arriving at the festival.
After a ten minute walk and another five to find their missing 2 friends the group was finally reunited. Both the blue haired guy and the twin had put on a brave face, fainting happiness even if the fear of what might come upon them today. When he saw Isaak, Lionel’s excitement for his proposal was renewed. He was too blinded by his daydreaming to notice the tenseness coming from his partner. He had his plan playing on repeat in his head: First they would all raise their banners, a swig of Pecha would be drunk, they would watch the Salmalion dance and then, right before the rain would pour down, he’d get down on one knee and ask Isaak for his hand. It would be perfect!
“Arty! Vadim! You won’t believe what I discovered today!” Kennedy said with a smug grin, Lionel shaking his head behind him. “Guess who the new dancers are this year~”
“Micheal? That’s not a secret.” replied Artyom
“Yeah yeah we all know about him. I'm talking about his partner. The butt of the beast!”
“Oh? They changed too?” the other twins attention was caught “I thought only Micheal’s dad retired to pass down the role on him.”
“Weeelllllll… Have you seen your brother today? Isn’t he suspiciously missing in action right now?”
“No way Andrei is performing. That’s just too unlike him!”
“Yeah, he’d be way too embarrassed to do something like this!”
“Why do you think the identity of the new dancer is kept hidden! It’s his shame!” Kennedy made exaggerated dramatic gestures “He can’t bear to have it known. Too bad his best friends accidentally let it slip <3”
“Wouldn’t you two know already?” asked Isaak “Wasn’t that the key event that-”
“We shouldn’t talk about the dream thing!” Shouted Artyom, his hand covering Isaak’s mouth “Y-you said it yourself! We don’t need to create unnecessary chaos!”
Isaak nodded. He planned to tell Lionel and Kennedy but maybe it was best not to, Kenny might go around and spread rumors. Besides now that he thinks about it, it was possible Vadim had only seen Micheal in his dream and not the other dancer. Micheal was kind of a bigger deal, family traditions and all.
After reassuring and distracting the two tall guys away from the dream talk, it was finally time for the festival to start. Every Anacree in town were out in the street laughing and partying. One-handed banners branded with the face of their chimera god were distributed throughout the crowds. Some people waved their banner in the air, others attached them to their back with lockbound magic and more simply held onto theirs. Once everyone had their banners the music started. It wasn’t time for the grand dance yet but there was always some form of party dancing before that. People danced, people drank, they looked at the sky brandishing their flags. Everyone was celebrating, even Isaak and Artyom who had forgotten about their prior talk. Only Vadim remembered and looked up with eye full of worry.
“Hey Vitamin!” He thoughts were interrupted by Kennedy. “The Salmalion is about to make its entrance. Should we cheer by saying Andrei names at the end? Don’t you wanna see his reaction?”
“Uh? N-no. Let’s not… We.. We don’t need to torment him.” Vadim whispered, Kenny’s mood suddenly shifting.
“Are you alright? I know you’ve always been the quiet twin but even by your standards you’ve been awfully silent. What’s the matter?”
“It… Youll see later…”
Kennedy looked around at his friends.
“Er..” He leaned in closed and whispered “It’s not about Lionel’s proposal is it? Did Isaak talk about not wanting to be with Lionel when you were away or something?”
“No, no! It’s fine… Just don’t worry about it for now…”
Not worrying wasn’t gonna be easy. He didn’t know what was bugging Vadim but he knew that tonight was a big night for Lio and he really didn’t want this life milestone to be ruined. There wasn’t anything for him to do for now beside smiling and not letting Lionel catch on any potential tension. He’d make sure he was going to propose and everyone would be happy. Just after this dance it will be time. 
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While it was clear it was just two men in a costume, for a brief moment under the projector, it felt like it was a real beast. It jumped effortlessly onto the pillars, standing and bucking as if it was one single living being. It showed how skilled and in prefect synch the two performers were. People probably already forgot these were two newbie performing in front of people for the first time. They weren’t untrained of course, but a first time show in front of so many eye on such an important date was sure to put them under pressure.
Lionel had waited long enough, the show was going to conclude soon and his moment had come. He poked Isaak’s shoulder to get his attention. It was had for the guy to pry his eyes away from the dazzling display. If it really was Andrei under there, he was truly impressed. Seeing that his first attempt was mostly unsuccessful (only getting his 3 other friend’s attention but not Isaak’s), the tan guy nudged his boyfriend a second time. 
“Yeah? What is it?” Isaak said, his eyes still locked on the green creature kneeling and bowing indicating the end of the dance.
“Look” giggled Lionel, his voice coming from much lower than what Isaak was used to
The trans guy looked down toward the source of the voice. Lionel was kneeling down, just like the beast did a moment ago.
“Whe. Wha? Wait. What?!” incoherent questions was all he could mutter
“Will yo-”
“Well yeah?! Of course!”
“You didn't even let me finish!”
“S-Sorry… Go ahead. I won't interrupt this time!”
Lionel stood back up and laughed
“No, no, no really go ahead and do it again! I didn’t mean to cut you off!”
“It’s fine! I can’t deny it didn't go down the way I expected but I think we’ll get to laugh about it for quite some time!”
“At least say it in full! I wanna hear it!”
“Alright! Alright!” Lio paused dramatically, looking straight into his partner’s eye who grew with impatience. “Will you marry me?”
“Yes! Yes I will!”
The blue-haired man hugged his soulmate tightly, a good portion of the crown now looking at them cheering. Proposals were not uncommon on this celebration, to them it was just something more to be happy about and celebrate. To them kissing under the torrential rain of the spring downpour was just so much more romantic… But there was no rain.
Isaak’s mind had been completely focused on the celebration and then the proposal that he had all forgotten about the whole water premonitions. He was only reminded of it when murmurs grew through out the crowds. It should have started raining by now and everyone was talking about it. What was going on? Did they start celebrating a bit too early? Were the new dancers not good enough for the god so he decided not to grant them water? They waited. A few more minutes, then an hour, then two more… The water... It really wasn’t coming down.
Vadim was right.
Panic set in. People started crying, shouting at the sky, banners were thrown, glass shattered. At the middle of it Vadim was frozen. I knew this would happen, and he wasn’t able to stop it. Why didn’t he predict it sooner, before winter back then there was still time? What was the point of him getting his vision right before the fatal event?
Eventually, guards came down to minimize the chaos. Lionel who was a guard currently off duty was asked to join in too and get the population under control. Once the crowd was deemed calm enough The Highness walked onto the stage. Their voice instantly got everyone to look at them. They spoke in the most soothing voice, yet a tinge of coldness could be felt.
“Please. I urge every one of you to stay calm. Surely our dear Salmalion is merely testing us. Showing some slight displeasure at this year’s show perhaps. I'm sure the spring rain will come soon. Please be patient.”
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Chapter 2
   It was the next afternoon and the rain still hadn’t started. The entire population was agitated, speculations ran rampant and no matter how many speeches The Highness gave the mass couldn’t be calmed. There was yesterday’s speech, a closed off consort with elites, messengers sent to other towns to estimate the extent of the rain situation, traders deployed to find or exchange money for freshwater supplies, yet another public speech and finally there was today’s consultation with the artificer team.
Artyom was the leader of most of these tinkerers so he knew he had to be on top of his game today. With both Vadim’s info and what he heard from the prior meeting he had already started drafting inventions. He had a number of blueprints tucked under his arms. They were very rough as he had drawn them himself and didn’t ask his artistically skilled twin to clean them up for him. Vadim already had enough on his plate so he let him sleep throughout the night while he stayed up until dawn to work.
“Your Highness, let me start up the meeting with what I have drafted!” he exclaimed, already laying down his papers on the table. “With enough steel and glass we could work out some thermal desalination! We’d need salt water for this. I figured since we can't conjure water out of thin air and we know the oceans don’t rise up during winter we should have no issues with that...”
“Go on” encouraged the royal figure, surprisingly not being bothered by Arty cutting them off.
“My design is for the most part just 3 components. A first container filled with salt water, a heat source placed under the container and finally an empty container linked to the first by a tube.” he explained as he pointed to his scribbles laid down on the table. All the other workers followed in silence. “If everything works the way I think it will, the water will evaporate from the heat then drip down into the second container. The salt being too heavy and not able to turn into gas will remain in the first container!”
Everyone nodded. On paper it sounded logical.
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“Have you tried it out on a small scale?” asked the town leader “How fast would the process be? How much heat would we need to generate to turn a large amount of salt water into fresh water?”
“I-I haven’t had the time to test it out on such short notice but I'm very confident in the process!” Artyom stuttered “Um.. Additionally I… Would it be possible to have a private consultation regarding the issue.. My brother wanted to speak with you on the matter and-”
“I don’t have the time at the present. I understand that everyone is worried but I cannot address everyone’s concern individually.”
“Well actually it was a more helpful insight really..”
“Have him consult the elite Majis then. If whatever he has to say is pertinent enough it will get back to me. Now go and get this unsalty thingy test out. If it doesn't work, report back to me with a new idea. Do not fail me, you would fail the people as a whole”
“Of course your Highness. I won’t disappoint.”
The tinkering twin lowered his head. Well at least he tried and so far his machinery plans were accepted. With this approval The Highness dismissed everyone. From this day until the waters were back or a new source of fresh water was found, they would all have to work on Artyom’s desalination plans. Most of them were quite happy with how the meeting went. None of them had to speak or fumble with their half baked ideas. What Arty had displayed here truly showed why he was picked to be the royal artificer and not just another worker.
Isaak was the one to contact then, he though to himself. Isaak wasn’t an elite Maji officially yet but he had been granted a staff last month meaning he was bound to be promoted in the coming weeks. In this world there was 2 types of magic: Lumos and Silvusion. Lumos allowed Maji to turn pure light into solid objects and projectiles while Silvusion-which technically still was a light based spellcraft- was the art of using mirrors to display images. It’s main use was entertainment and every house had a big mirror in their living room that would be used like a television. However it had its tactical use also; all elites and Highness-approved individuals like the royal artificer got to have a smaller pocket-sized mirror they could use like a cellphone of sorts in order to communicate long distance. Artyom pulled his pocket mirror out. Did Isaak also receive his when he got his staff or were they waiting for his official graduation? He thought.
“Should we start working now?” asked one of the other engineers who was following Arty out of the royal quarters along with everyone else.
“Ah… yeah..kind of. Everyone go get your stuff and meet me at the smithing house. I need to fetch a couple things before we get started… maybe get those prints cleaned up too.”
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“Artyom. I need to talk to you.”
“Is it urgent? I'm kinda busy right now..” he shook his blueprints “Royal duties and stuff…”
“...Hmmm… I guess not…”
“Is it about the dance? I know the Highness said that maybe it didn’t rain because the performance wasn’t good enough but I personally don’t think so. Yo-...Micheal and his partner did a great job!”
“Ah.. Thanks for your input. I'll be sure to forward it to Micheal.”
It felt immensely weird for him to both see his older brother vulnerable like this and having to console him. He hoped his words were enough for the time being. There was just so much for him to worry about and execute. He wasted no time grabbing his equally sulking twin out of the house and on their way to their half-blind friend. On their way there the double got to talk a bit about what was to come and Vadim brought up an interesting point.
“Do you really have to ask Isaak to get us in touch with the elite Majis? Can’t we go to them directly?”
“We cant because a lot of them are snobs who hates me.”
“What? Since when?”
“Since the beginning pretty much. They don’t like how, unlike the others, I do not consider the use of Lumos in my builds. They all think magic is the most important thing and tech needs to evolve with it. I don’t believe in that and still managed to make it as the royal artificer. It pisses them off.”
“I see… But Isaak… don’t you think he’d rather focus on his engagement with Lionel right now?”
“It’s just gonna be a small favor in order to help everyone! It’s not like I'm going to completely prevent him from designing his new family sash!”
He did agree with Vadim and didn’t really want to involve Isaak, but if he wanted the Majis to listen to him and his brother he needed someone the elites had faith in to speak on their behalf.
He wondered how Lionel was dealing with all of this also. Isaak knew about the rain situation but Lionel didn’t. Did he feel like his proposal was ruined because of it? Did he think that maybe he was somehow responsible for the crisis because the god disapproved of their union? He didn’t get to find out just yet since when they arrived Lionel was nowhere to be seen. He was probably on guard duty today.
“Hey Ziki”
“You know I don’t like it when you call me that!”
“Sorry. You know how I am when I'm nervous, being all sweet and stuff. Using nicknames is part of it.”
“Yeah, yeah. What is it?” the blue haired man asked, lifting his head away from the paper he was drawing on. “How did the royal meeting go?”
“Good for the most part. I have all the machinery planned out. I still need to get Vadim heard by The Highness tho…”
“You didn’t get to mention it during the meeting?”
“I did! It’s just that they said he’d need to ask an elite Maji first…”
“I'm.. I'm still technically a scholar Maji. I didn’t graduate to elite just yet.”
“I know but you can talk with them! They wont listen to me plus I need to go work on the desalination system.” Arty grabbed Isaak's hands “Can you talk to them for us? Bring Vee with you maybe?”
“Fine.” Isaak replied as he looked back at his less than stellar drawing of a shawl. “If Vadim help me with this design we can call it even.”
“Of course! I don’t mind” replied Vadim, finally participating in the conversation. “I can whip up something real quick right now and we can check with the Maji later.”
“Hmm no. Let’s go see the elites first. It’s more important”.
Isaak felt both flattered and nervous at the idea that he was the only one able to help the twins in their situation. He left like a small hero almost. If the elites listened Vadim could be bumped up to a trusted position of sort like ‘the royal medium’ and get access to a pocket mirror he’d use any time he gets an important vision. Perhaps the elites could find a way to more precisely channel his ability and get him to see critical events on command.
The trans guy was honestly just excited about visiting the elite's quarters. As a simple scholar he didn't get to visit the noble district often unlike Artyom who had his smithing house there. The trio made their way through the plaza, up the small incline that led to the inner wall separating the commoner’s zone from the noble district and along the housing street. When they passed by the smithing house Arty split from the group leaving Isaak and Vadim to continue toward the elite’s tower.
Out of all the buildings, the elite’s tower was the prettiest according to Isaak. Sure The Highness’s castle was gorgeous as well but to him the slimmer elegant glass tower was much more pleasing to the eye than the wide golden palace. There was no one guarding the tower today. The water crisis probably had most guards in town keeping everyone calm and stop the most distressed individuals from attacking merchants and stealing any water they could get. Lionel was probably in the thick of it right now.
Inside, the two men made their way up the spiraling stairs. It was Vadim’s first time here and Isaak could tell it was scaring him a little.
“The elites can be a bit snooty but they aren’t outright dickheads. Don’t sweat it too much.”
It didn’t completely reassure the guy but Vee appreciated the gesture nonetheless. He remained silent the entire way up, following the scholar around the place. They eventually stopped in a long hallway, dozens of blue doors lining the sides of the crystal-decorated walls. Isaak pointed at one in particular and gave a little nod to encourage Vadim to enter.
“He-hello?” He shyly muttered, a crowd of staff-wielding men turned toward him “Erm…”
“The Highness told us to consult you regarding a matter we dim of utmost importance” declared Isaak
“More important than the water shortage that we have to deal with?!” barked one of the older Maji
“Well… Kind of?” Isaak braced himself a bit “My friend over here has an ability that could prove useful.”
“Can he create water?”
“Locate a freshwater source?”
“Call the rain on command?”
“N-no he cannot do any of that” Isaak was having a harder time than he expected.
“What is it then”
“He can dream of the future. He actually told me about the rain not coming down hours before it happened.”
“How long did he know about it?”
“Why weren’t we notified”
“Eh. I was gonna ask if he was the cause of it but looking at how pathetic and terrified he is I doubt it!”
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“I only dreamed about it the night prior. I had slept in that day so when I woke up it was already too late to do anything! Isaak told me not to tell anyone so as to not cause panic or make me look like a bad omen!” he yelled before taking a deep breath. “While I got this vision only hours before it came true, I usually have most of my visions months or years ahead. If you can find in yourself to trust me I'll be sure to notify the council of any visions deemed important that I get.”
“What other predictions did you get?”
“How often do you get them?”
“How do you tell the difference between a regular dream and a vision?”
“I.. I usually get only 2 or 3 visions per year and they are mostly about my friends..”
“We could potentially weaponize this!” said a very old Maji who had been silent until now. “Let’s say his vision only comes to him if it involves his friends. The water crisis involved everyone so it’s fair to say it still follows the ‘friend parameter’. All we need is to always have one of his friends participating in important events so we can get predictions.”
“Isaak is his friend, we could use him!”
“Yeah!”
“We can’t involve him with everything. We only get 3 predictions a year!”
“You guys are all making plans but we haven’t even got any kind of proof this is true!”
“Hmhmm! Anyone can say ‘I saw it in a dream’ after it has already happened.”
“We could potentially put it to the test using Isaak”
“Do we think? Personally I don’t want to involve anyone not approved in important dealings. Not without the proof Artyom can predict things accurately and within a reasonable time frame.”
“I-I'm Vadim actually... Artyom is my”
“Yeah yeah”
The room of elites was split. On one side some thought using the two young folk was a good idea, on the other were the ones wanting proof first. There was also a smaller pool of ‘wizards’ completely uninterested in the speculated precognitive abilities. In all honesty Isaak was less than thrilled to hear all these people he looked at as peers casually discussing using him as a test subject. Sure, he’d be glad to help with Vadim’s gift but they made it sound like they were going to throw him into dangerous situations just to see what would happen. He was starting to think this was a terrible idea.
“I... Ah…” Isaak hesitated “We’ll let you think about it. Vee and I need to go back to Artyom… Vadim is supposed to help with the blue prints…”
The entire room was too busy debating with each other to reply to the scholar so him and his companion quickly made their exit.
“That’s... That’s not at all how I envisioned this unfold…”
“Yeah… Me neither…”
A bit defeated, they made their way back to the smithing house. Isaak hated that name to be honest. Artyom was the one to name it and he wasn’t the most creative when it came to naming things… well beside giving people nicknames but that wasn’t the same, with nicknames you get a base name to work off.
Inside the tinkering warehouse everyone was huddled around something out of the two friends’s view. They could hear them whispering to each other but couldn’t understand what was said as so many voices spoke simultaneously. A familiar voice drowned them all.
“Alright boys! Time for a taste test!”
Now part of the circle, the scholar watched Artyom take a generous gulp of water out of a beaker. Looking at the guy’s face the water didn’t taste salty. His idea had worked.
“The water temperature aside, it taste decent! I think we’re good to go for the larger scale production!” he declared before spotting his twin in the crowd. “Right on time Vee! Let’s get the schematics polished so we don’t have any mishaps from misreadings! Everyone, while we work on the papers yall can already get the smelters ready. We’ll need a bunch of stuff melted down to make enough stations to generate water for everyone in town!”
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Away from the rest of the workers, Isaak leaned in toward the artificer leader.
“Do you think this will generate enough water for everyone?” he asked
“To be honest? No. But it’s better than nothing. It will probably be tightly rationed with only the nobles getting comfortable supplies at best…”
“Yeah I figured also…”
“My first plan was actually to build a pump that reached all the way up there to siphon the water back down to us… But there’s no way we can build that high…”
“What about the river’s source?” chimed Vadim “the water of our lake came from the Nicolas river.. Maybe if we followed it to the source…”
“I heard e scouting team was sent there already” replied the other twin
“Let’s hope we’re the closest to it.” stated Isaak “If the water crisis is worldwide there’s no doubt any nearby town would also check any close-by water sources and if they capture it for themselves before we do it could get dicey…”
“Yeah…”
“Well at the very least we got some hopes with your water-conversion plants!”
Artyom nodded then started walking away, blueprints in hand. As much as he enjoyed the chitchat it was time for him to get to work. The sooner he got his men to build the faster they could start refilling the water reserves.
Arty wasn’t the only one who needed to go back to work, so did Vadim. It wasn’t the same kind of work however. He gently nudged his taller friend.
“Let’s get home and start drafting those shawl designs shall we?”
Proposals and weddings were completely different in Anacree culture. When proposing there weren't any rings needed, they still did the kneeling thing like humans do but that was about the only thing they had in common. After popping the question there was no month or year-long waiting times until the officialization of the union. There weren't any big party celebrations either. Here things were simple: first one partner proposed, then after accepting the other partner was to design the shawl they and their future children would wear until they too get married.
There were many different styles of shawls but only 3 categories of union shawls. First there were the ones which were designed by mixing attributes from both partner’s shawl such as taking the color of one and the trim-cut of the second. Next there was the one who was brand new, taking no cue from the pre-wedding garments and displaying a completely different color and cut. Finally there were the ‘extensions’, in place of making a new shawl the submissive partner would simply start wearing the same shawl as the dominant’s family kind of like humans (and anacrees to an extent) do with last names. This last one was very common amongst nobles.
“What kind of designs were you thinking of?”
“Hmm I'm not sure… I know Lionel doesn't really care about keeping his shawl and while I love mine I feel like adding a touch of color would make him happy. So regardless of if I merge both designs or make something new, I’d go for something that has some bright trim like on his cloth. I do really like having gold bits on the ends though! It gives the shawl some nice weight to it…”
Vee took mental notes of it all. He already had some designs floating through his head but he pushed them aside at first. He was focusing, searching the back of his head. Had he any dreams that hadn’t happened yet where he saw Isaak with a different shawl? He thought. Had he already seen what he knew was the lovers destined union cloth? No. The only prediction that didn’t remember having taken place yet was one with Artyom sitting down on the lake shores, it taking place after the crisis was over no doubt.
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Chapter 3
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The entire month it took to have these made were a decent distraction for the three people involved. They couldn’t completely ignore the drought however. All 5 friends were very concerned, each having their reasons. Kennedy’s crops were shriveling making his harvest pitiful and leaving him and his clients hungry, Lionel was constantly dealing with thieves and people driven mad from dehydration, Artyom was stressed from the responsibility of running the water conversion plant that didn’t produce nearly enough for everyone, Vadim slept more than usual in a poor attempt at triggering his precognitive dreams in order to find a solutions, and Isaak he just.. He felt the pressure of him needing to do something but compared to the other he felt like he wasn’t in the place to be feeling that way. 
He wasn’t a guard, people didn't rely on him for food or water, he couldn’t predict the future either so why did he feel so responsible somehow? Even after finally being officially promoted to elite Maji rank he wasn’t in any position to do anything. None of the elite Majis were from what he had been briefed. As far as they and The Highness were concerned they were just going to wait for the water to come down by itself once the god decided it was time. He didn’t like this idea at all.
Isaak sat at the window back in the elite's tower looking up at the sunset-red skies and watching the humongous watery orb above. It seems almost reachable from up there.
“You’ve missed another meeting” said Uriel, one of the other elites
“My presence wasn’t needed” replied Isaak “I bet all you did was talk about changing one of the tower room decorations again.”
“It was about changing the roof’s golden pole actually…” The pink haired man leaned on the window ledge. “There’s not much we can do about the water situation so for us life goes on. We just focus on whatever we would as if everything was normal.”
“So we just sit there while everyone else dies?!”
“I don’t like it either, you know.”
They stayed silent for a while, looking up at the life fluid hovering high up above.
“What’s the dark spot at the center of it?” asked the new elite.
“It’s a crystal I think… If I recall correctly Salazar confirmed it was a crystal when he looked at it with his spyglass.”
“We use crystal gems in our staves to focus our magic…”
“Yeah.”
“And we pull said magic out of our own crystalline chest pearl right?”
“Hmhmm. And the crystal up there is surely powered or using magic to keep the waters up all winter.”
“What if we broke it?”
“Uh?!”
“The crystal at the core. If we broke it there wouldn’t be any magic to keep the water up! We’d get our water back and we won’t keep dieing!”
“Isaak! Do you even hear yourself? Do you really want to defy God, break one of his gifts and go against his judgment?!”
“Do YOU have a better idea besides sitting on your ass and doing nothing?!”
“Alright.. Let’s entertain for a minute your idea of destroying the crystal. How are you gonna get up there? Because you nor any of us could cast a luminous projectile that would fly that far.”
Isaak remained quiet for a while, trying to think of something.
“Well… er…building with bricks and steel seems unfeasible… Too many resources needed… would take too long aswell…” He hadn’t thought that far.. He hadn’t really thought at all to be fair. The idea had hit in only a few seconds ago. “We could use Lumos to create a ladder or stairs..”
“So have a full team to go up there? Because you can’t have a group on the ground making the ladder since we can’t conjure magic that far and having only one person go on their own they will tire themselves and eventually be too weak to keep their cast solid.”
“Well I suppose yes…”
“What if one accidentally falls off and the entire focus is lost? Everyone would fall to their doom”
“Fine! I haven’t figured it out yet!” The trans man shouted “I still think it’s the best option!”
“It’s a foolish plan.” Uriel gently put a hand on Isaak’s shoulder. “You’re still young and new to the Maji. Trust me it’s not a good idea.”
The fresh Maji pushed away his senior. He wasn’t going to drop it, not yet. Unless he wasn’t able to come up with any method of going up he would keep this as his main plan. Without wasting any time he sat at his desk, completely ignoring Uriel who was still very much in his room. Isaak opened his notebook and started scribbling away.
He did his best putting down every potential method of getting up with Maji that he could think of. Stairs, ladders, ropes, trampolines of sorts. Each and every plan fell flat for the same reasons: they would all either consume way too much energy for a solo expedition or even if a team was used any loss of focus could unmaterialized the Lumos and get everyone killed. Only the greatest of the elite would be able to pull it off and there was no way they’d agree with this plan if Uriel’s reaction was anything to go by.
“Are you done?” said the unimpressed dark skinned elite who kept watching as Isaak struggled to come up with anything viable. “Are you willing to listen to reason?”
“I am NOT done!” snapped the newbie. “I still have plenty of ideas!”
Isaak stormed out. In truth he didn’t have much left in his head. He knew someone who might however: Artyom. His specialty was to build contraptions that could function without Maji after all. Surely he could come up with something. A sort of huge harpoon launcher that could attach a rope to the crystal that Isaak could climb? A catapult that could safely send him up? A precise canon that could swiftly dispose of the crystal perhaps?
He ran straight toward the water plants. He didn’t stop for a second even if his lungs were burning from the efforts. At the moment it didn’t really care about the dryness in his mouth, the sharp pain in his chest or the dizziness getting to his head. He had hopes.
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“Arty! I need a favor from you!”
“U-uh? What?”
“I need you to make a machine that can get me up there! O-Or something that can shoot far enough to penetrate the waters and reach the crystal inside!”
“What?! What are you on about?” The orange-coded twin was completely taken aback and confused. It wasn’t like the guy to talk crazy like this. If anything, cookie plans was his field of expertise, not Isaak. “You want to go up there? To get the water down?”
The former scholar looked around for a moment. Both the artificer Artyom was talking to a minute ago and all the other workers in earshot were looking at him funny.
“I..ah… Let’s talk about it in private okay?”
“Okay?...”
The royal artificer led his friend to a less populated part of the plant.
“So you wanna get up there… What are you gonna do when you’re there? Politely ask the water to come down?”
“I'm gonna shatter the crystal” Isaak stated matter-of-factly
“WHAT?!”
“I'm gonna break it. It’s gonna break the spell that keeps the water up.”
“I-I. Wh.. We-I mean I guess it could work.. But how? Like? What do you want me to build to get you up there? How are you gonna break the crystal?”
“I don’t know how to get up there, that's why I'm asking you. Lumos Maji wouldn’t work as I’d get exhausted before I even reach a tenth of the distance so if Maji won’t work you’d work something out!”
“I'm..flattered you think I could come up with something…” Arty started walking around as he started racking his brain. “Hmmm..perhaps…”
The artificer walked away still in his thoughts, the Maji trailing him closely. Isaak could hear him mumbling as he went along, unable to grasp what was being said. Eventually they reached the twin’s house where Arty shot straight to his bedroom. There he reached for one of the shelves above his desk and brought down a small wooden boat.
“A boat? I'm trying to fly up… not… you know…” Isaak was quite confused.
“I made two of these for Vadim and I to play with. We’d spend entire afternoons on the lake shore to watch our little boats uncontrollably zip by. One day my boat hit a rock but rather than crashing and sinking, it got launched in the air and the sail catching the wind pushed it really far through the air. You know, the same way it can help the boat glide on water but up? Maybe we could do something like this?”
“It does sound a bit crazy…”
“Yeah and so far all my crazy ideas worked out so maybe~”
“I… If you think it can work, I'll put my faith in you.”
“For the take off I’d need a machine that can either catapult the boat or generate a big enough gust of wind.” the brunette said as he started to scribble down ideas. “Once up in the air a steady flow of air could keep you sailing and fall back slowly. The airflow could be maintained with a spinning fan operated with a rotating lever… But then the descent… I don't thin the wind and sail could keep the fall slow and gentle.. Not at this angle at least…” Artyom grabbed his small wooden boat, lifted it up and let it fall to the ground. He gave a small nod before picking it back up, tying up his pillowcase to it and dropping it one more time. This fell noticeably slower this time around. It was still a hard fall for the small toy but it was undeniably slower than before. “Yeah! A bigger horizontal sail could work… It would need to be tucked up or folded during the take off though, otherwise it could prevent the ship from taking off entirely.”
Isaak didn’t understand much of what the tinkerer was saying but it seemed like he had promising plans.
“So here’s what I have so far: we’d need a small boat as a base, anything too big could make the take-off harder but big enough to fit the team.”
“Team?” Isaak asked
“Well yeah, you’d need at least 2 people; one who’ll operate the fan and the other to work the sail… I mean I could potentially see how I could fit things in a way where you’d be able to work the lever with one hand and the sail with the other but then I wouldn’t have any space to put the folded up second sail for the descent.” Artyom scratched his chin. “Come to think of it, depending on how big of a sail it would need to be, I might not have enough space either way… That would need to be tested further first…”
“Yeah and even if I could operate both at once, I would need at least one free hand to cast any spell to get right of the crystal…”
“Oh yeah! That too!”
“A two-man team is inevitable…”
“I mean, would Lionel let you go up there on your own anyway?”
“Ahah! No! No, he wouldn’t!” Isaak paused, realizing he had thought about so many parts of his plan but had yet to even consult with his husband about it. “I’ll talk to him.”
“Take your time with it cause I got a lot to work on if we want this to work.”
Isaak nodded before making his exit. Would Lionel agree to his plan? If he did would he even have the time between his guard duties? If his husband didn't have the time, who would he turn to to be his co-pilot? Arty was still needed at the plant, Vadim would never do anything this dangerous and Kennedy… Maybe Kennedy would agree.
The Maji made his way to the marketplace as it was where Lio was posted most of the time. The market was a shell off itself. Evening was approaching but it should still be active for an hour or two before Lionel would probably patrol around town.Thankfully he arrived on time. He took a good look at the few stands still up around him. The fruits and vegetables were pitifully small compared to previous harvest, the fish booths that would usually pop up this season were nowhere in sight and while the meat stand seemed to still have decent produce it was only a matter of time until all the livestocks that were fattened up during winter would run out.
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Isaak stopped in front of a stand for a moment, it was a tea stand. Tea merchants were the only one to still prosper in these times as people would use the dried leaves to flavor the muddy-tasting waters some people were able to dig out of the soil since the desalted water was distributed in such small rations.
“Isaak?” called a familiar voice behind him
“Uh?!” he turned around, now facing his lover.
“What are you doing here? Aren’t you supposed to be at the tower?”
“Oh, yeah. I was looking for you actually!” the trans man replied, nodding his head to the side to motion Lionel to move away so they could talk in private.
“What’s the matter?”
“I.. Arty and I have started on a plan to get the water back but I’d need your help.”
“Sure?” the tan man was a bit apprehensive. “What do you need me to do?”
“Arty is building a ship to get us up. I’d need you to fly it with me. I can’t operate it on my own.”
“F-Fly?”
“I know it’s a bit of a wild plan but.. I know it’s gonna work!... It has to…”
“Wh… Okay. Have you tested the ship already or…”
“Artyom is still building the schematics for it actually.”
Lionel thought about it for a moment. Flying up sounded crazy, even more so considering they hadn’t even tested whatever machine they wanted to use. He looked up at their end goal.
“What did Vadim say about all this?” he asked.
“Uh? I.. I haven’t talked to him today” Isaak’s confusion didn’t last long. “He didn’t get any visions about it. Not yet as far as I know… If he gets a vision where it ends badly of course I won't go through with it.”
“Hmm..”
“Besides, we can’t really get a prediction any time soon, I think. He said he gets like 3 a year and he already had one last month. The two he has left probably won't happen for a while…”
“Not necessarily.. Even if he used to have visions at regular intervals his last vision was clearly a break in his usually precognitive habits with it being a short term prediction.”
“True…”
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He sighed heavily and made his way to the kitchen. On his way he walked by this twin’s room, he seemed hard at work. He hesitated between continuing his route downstairs or inspecting what his brother was doing. Before he could make a decision Artyom noticed him.
“Hey sleepyhead. How is the dream thing going?”
“Still nothing worthwhile… Looks like you got something going?”
“I.. Isaak asked me to build him a fucking flying machine…”
“You sound both excited and terrified at the idea.”
“Fuck yeah I am! On one hand IT’S A FREAKING COOL IDEA! But on the other hand it’s like… He could crash and die, you know?! BUT IT’S STILL A FREAKING COOL IDEA SO IMMA DO IT!”
It was often like this with Artyom, excitement made almost any danger seem trivial in the heat of the moment. Surely later when he’d be testing things on the field he’d be much more cautious. Sure he liked risky fun but not to the point of putting his friends life on the line.
The artificer spent quite a long time explaining in detail what he and Isaak were planning. Vadim soaked it all up. He prepared himself mentally for his upcoming clean-up of Arty’s blueprints. He knew he technically wouldn’t need to since his brother only asked for clean-ups when someone else would need to follow the drawn instructions. Vee didn’t really care if this was going to be a solo build-job for Arty, he really wanted to draw those prints. He wanted to feel useful in these times of crisis. If he couldn’t bring any predictions, this was the only good thing he could provide.
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Chapter 4
   It didn’t take long for word about Isaak’s skyward expedition to spread around and reach the rest of the elite team. Even if words hadn’t spread they would have been found out now that testing would start. Artyom had spent weeks on this vessel and was ready to see it fly.
For now, the elites only watched from a distance but at the first sign of promising success they knew they might need to intervene. They couldn’t let Isaak go up and defy the natural course of nature, they could certainly watch the fool crash and set the example for people not to follow in his footsteps.
Arty had set everything outside of the city walls. The entire group of friend was here: The artificer was checking all of his machinery, Isaak was composing himself the best he could to fight off his nervousness, Lionel was already seated in the boat ready to face it all, Vadim stood aside his eyes closed as if he was trying to conjure any last minute vision even Kennedy was here. He had pretty much given up on his crops at this point and had nothing better to do than watch his friend put all their effort into this outlandish plan of theirs. 
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The boat-like sky-machine was propped up onto a large wooden structure that had some semblance of a giant crossbow tilted upwards. Artyom was going on about the procedure.
“One last time. First I will pull the lever, it will release the cord and will launch you guys up. Once you reach the apex of the curve: Isaak, deploy the main sail and Lionel, start cranking the fan. At any sign of drop or instability deploy the parachute sail. Do not hesitate! It’s better to deploy early and be safe than too late and dead!”
“Don’t worry. We will follow your protocol.” reassured Isaak
“Just making sure. I won’t be able to remind you once you’re up in the air!”
“What’s your pronostic” asked Kennedy to Vadim
“I don't have any” the shorter man whispered back
“I don’t mean in terms of dream predictions. Just in general what do you think is gonna happen?
“I.. I don’t know…”
“Personally I think it will fly… Probably not upward enough for a first flight but it does look promising!”
Vadim stared at his companions fully getting ready to fly. Surely if it were to end in a death he’d have gotten a vision for it, right? They’d be fine regardless of whether it was going to work or not, right? If anything fatal were to happen and he didn’t warn them it would be his fault wouldn’t it?
“Just don’t sweat it with the visions, okay?” said the red head. “If you ask me; the more you focus on it the less likely you are to get one.”
“Uh?”
“Yeah! It’s like when I lose something. When I look for it I never find it but when I stop looking I suddenly find what I was looking for! Maybe your visions are the same. Just try to not think about it.”
“Are you two ready to see history getting written?” shouted Artyom from atop his contraction, lever in hand. “It’s time to take off. I hope you’re watching!”
Kenny and Vadim’s eyes locked onto the boat-thing. There was no turning back now, it was time. Vee looked at both Lionel and Isaak’s faces. Lionel seemed a bit apprehensive yet still very calm and focused. Isaak however… He didn't look sad or scared. He seemed determined, angry even. Rage and passion flowed through him. There wasn’t anyone else more invested in seeing this work, not even Artyom.
“On the count of 3!” Arty declared. Tension rising.
“One”
The artificer held the lever tight with both his hands. Sweat drops forming on his twin brother’s forehead.
“Two”
The two husbands firmly gripped their respective controls, ready to pilot the vessel around. Kennedy held his breath.
“Three!”
The moment Artyom pulled on the mechanism, Vadim closed his eyes. He wasn’t ready to see this. He didn’t want the disaster that could unfold to be forever etched in his brain. He couldn’t live with himself with their faces haunting him. Kennedy and Artyom didn’t notice Vee wasn’t watching, they were too busy following the flying machine with their eyes. It didn't launch far up but it was flying!
They were soaring. They were a bit shaken up by the force of the launch but they were still set on their objective. Isaak opened up the sail and held it’s bar firmly, Lionel getting at his own task on the same beat. With the current angle their best way of gaining altitude would be to gently ascend in a spiral.
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“How are things on your end Lio?”
“All good!”
“Great! This might be a slow climb. Let me know if you get too tired to keep the fan spinning.”
“I can manage. I was able to keep my arms up without resting for a full 6 minutes! This is nothing in comparison.”
Lionel’s strength was his pride. With his pearl cracked he couldn’t use any Maji, not even the very small Lumos spell any commoner could master. With the gem-like material their skeleton and pearl was made of, it was very difficult for Anacree to break a bone. The center pearl was where it was the densest making it even harder to crack. Somehow Lio managed to get his damaged. He didn’t remember when nor how. As far as he knew it was always like this.
The strong man put all his heart into getting that fan spinning and his lover did his best steering the ship upward. They wanted to reach the top but deep down they knew they wouldn’t make it on the first try. Right now it was a matter of seeing how high they could go.
After almost fifteen minutes it felt like they were so high up already, but looking at the water bubble above it was clear they were nowhere near high enough. They didn’t even make it half way there.
“I think we’re starting to lose altitude” Said Lionel
“Already?!”
“It’s kinda hard to judge right now but if we’re not already tipping, we’re about to.”
“Alright, let’s give it a couple more minutes before we initiate the descent.”
“Got it!”
It didn’t take long for them to have confirmation that they were indeed starting to fall. Without wasting any time Isaak folded back the mainsail and Lionel took out the large cloth that would serve as a parachute.
As the huge draping unfolded, part of it wrapped around the center pole of the boat. If it remained tangled it could get the men into serious trouble. Their descent was getting increasingly faster. Panic started to set in as the two started to wrestle with the fabric. They pulled and tugged but they didn’t seem to get anywhere.The tangled sail slapped them with the wind making it even hard for them to focus or do anything. 
“We need to get it off!” cried the younger one.
Both of them were terrified. All their efforts proving unsuccessful, Lionel let his instinct kick in.
“Get down!” He ordered
Isaak obeyed without asking any question. Now that his husband was out of the way, Lio started ramming into the pole with his shoulder. After only three blows the wooden mast splintered away. With the force of the wind, the fabric’s hectic flapping, gravity and momentum of Lionel’s blow, the pole flew up in the air and the sail finally got to open up properly.
The fall wasn’t over however. The delayed sail opening would probably mean they wouldn’t have as much time to slow down enough before impact but it seemed that the pole ripped a small but noticeable hole in the fabric, further impacting the speed of their descent.
Down on the ground Artyom and Kennedy were getting worried. Vadim was completely drowning out the outside world at this point. He hadn’t opened his eyes since the launch, even after Kenny shook him in celebration when he watched the boat glide through the air.
He didn’t move either when his brother called for him to help when the ship crashed nor when Kennedy ordered him to help. Vee was completely disconnected from his surrounding, hiding deep down in his mind bubble to shield himself from the real world and it’s harsh consequences.
Luckily the two pilot didn’t die in the fall. They were badly bruised and a bit concussed but thanks to their stone-like bones paired with the parachute who had still considerably slowed down their fall, they were okay. It took their voice to confirm they were okay and back on the ground safely for Vadim to finally open his eyes again. He was still shaken and speechless, just as much as the two who had just had the biggest fall of their lives.
“Not too bad for a first flight!” Isaak joked, his pain clearly audible in every one of his words.
“Could have gone better” replied Artyom.
“How long will it take you to fix it?” the blue haired man asked, taking pretty much everyone by surprise.
“You already wanna fly again?!” Yelled Kennedy, Lionel slouched on him for support.
“I'm sure Lio and I will have enough time to heal while arty works.”
“Well I can’t just repair it. I’d need to redesign it first.” said the artificer “It’s clear the main pole can cause issue during the parachute deployment…”
“Maybe… Maybe you could put the parachute in a box on top of the poll” Suggested Lionel. “And the top could be opened by pull a rope from below where I’d be sitting?”
“Hmmm… Perhaps… But it might mess up with air flow and aerodynamics… Ill look into it.”
Vadim hated Isaak’s determination right now. He didn’t like how he could be so ready to throw himself into danger like this even if it was to save people. Wasn’t Isaak upset when the Maji considered using him as a test subject by throwing into equally dangerous situations?
 Vee hated this, he hated that they were making good progress, that that would continue, that they would probably reach higher and higher next time, that every tries the chance that they could die with increase along the height… That he couldn’t do anything about any of this. He couldn’t help them nor could he stop them. All he could do was watch and hope they’d survive.
This feeling wouldn’t go away for a long time. As month went by, Lionel and Isaak multiplied the flights. No matter how many time they crashed,got bruised or broke a bone, they got back up and flew again. At that point, Vadim wasn’t the only one with negative feelings about the airship project.
The elite Maji already knew about the entire plan since day one thanks to Uriel, but steady progress of the fliers made it clear it was something serious. Not only was Isaak acting in total defiance of the God by trying to destroy the crystal and force the water back down, but he was dragging with him a good part of the population. The crowds were dying, water supplies kept dwindling as other town started giving less and less of their salt waters instead keeping it for their own conversion, there was little to no fauna left to hunt for meat and crops were suffering from the drought just like everything else. To many, Isaak was their last hope. The Highness wasn’t going to let this slide, an intervention was needed.
Right before their latest flight, the group was greeted by Valliard. Valliard was a tall and strong man just like Lionel and Kennedy. Unlike them however, he was well versed with Maji. He was one of the top 5 elites. Isaak had seen him many times in the meeting but had never heard him spoke before.
“The Highness is displeased with your actions Mr.Lockheart.” his deep voice boomed. “Not just you but also the Alexeev twins.”
“Well I'm displeased with The Highness’s lack of actions! We need water!” shouted Isaak “I'm getting it!”
“This is your first warning. You can try one last time but be assured. If you do damage the crystal or continue to try flying both you and Artyom will lose your ranks. You might be exiled even”.
“Fuck you!” barked Isaak. He was having none of it. “I'm doing what’s necessary! Can’t you fucking see it?!”
“You’re not. You’re rebelling against our guardian.”
“Our guardian is letting his people die in mass all across the lands! And for what? Punish us? What have we done to upset him so bad?”
“Maybe You are the problem! You’re just a massive disappointment!” Valliard declared, shooting daggers at Isaak with his eyes. “We all though you’d grow to become a great Maji like your grandfather Ignacio, but we were wrong… You’re no better than the cracked pearl you married.”
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The launcher was prime. Artyom was on post, lever in hand. Isaak jumped in, ready to go. Lionel was still on the ground however, preventing them from taking off.
“Come on, Lio. Let’s show him we’re worth more than his snobby magic tricks” encouraged Isaak.
Lionel couldn’t hide his pain. Yes his pearl was cracked, but he was still a good man, he already showed he was a productive member of society. Many time he was praised for being a great guard in the market place even without using any Lumos to apprehend thieves.
“I can’t do this without you Lio…”
He was right. Isaak couldn’t do it without him. He needed him, the people needed them. The only reason their friend group made it semi-comfortably this far was because Isaak and Artyom’s ranks as Elite Maji and Royal Artificer got them access to a bit more water than the rest that they would share with the friend group.
With their rank on the edge of being striped and they water supplies cut, it might make it harder to rest, heal and fly in the future. He needed to get in there and pilot this ship straight to the top.
“Yeah” he said before taking a deep breath then climbing aboard. “I'm ready”
With everyone at their post, they lifted off. Just like every previous time the initial launch was flawless. Sure they would be shaken a bit or lose their balance but it was nothing they couldn’t easily recover from. This rather short period of time was the easiest and most peaceful.
Isaak looked down bellow as they progressed upward, after so many flights and rough falls he no longer feared heights or experienced vertigo. They could see it all from up there: the empty lake, the streets only populated by corpses people were too tired to move, the palace and tower where the nobles hid and hoarded most of the waters, Artyom’s water-treatment plant that could no longer keep up. It was all sad.
“Reaching the apex in 5!”  stated Lionel
“Alright! Ready to sail!”
By now they were used to the routine. It didn’t matter how much the ship had changed after all the crashes, all the redesigns to make things smoother. On paper it was still the same steps: they launched, they opened the sail once they started losing altitude, they’d power the fan who’d push then higher and then after they got as high as they could -goal reached or not- they open the parachute and make their descent.
“It’s the highest the launcher got us yet!” said Isaak
“Yeah! I think we got almost as high as our first flight after using the fan.”
Now was the hardest part. Isaak needed to keep the boat in line and carefully pilot it upwards while Lionel would have to work his arms off to keep the fan spinning to keep their wind-push steady. Thankfully, Lionel’s task had been made easier. With a few extra gears and loop Lionel’s lever-cracking was made more efficient as it seemed to more or less multiply the amount of spin the fans would do for one of Lio’s input. It was like for one crank the fan would spin like 5 times as opposed to the 1 to 1 they started with.
The two pushed forward. They kept going higher and higher, following a spiral pattern. Ascending like this was a bit slow but so far they hadn't found a better way to do so. It was working so it’s all that mattered for now. Looking up, the water bubble kept getting closer. Give or take 50 minutes they should be able to reach it.
“Do you think You could do both the cranking and steering at once?” Asked Isaak “I might need both my hands to properly aim at the thing once we get close.”
“Yeah don’t worry about that.”
The boat creaked and groaned the further they got up. It sure had been through a lot so far. Most of its plank had been replaced at least once, most of the cracks have been filled with paste or covered with metal plates. For the most part it looked a lot like the initial boat safe from the mast that had been moved a tiny bit further back and the secondary sail on the side of it opposing the main one. By having it on the side of the pole it prevented it from getting tangled up on it once released.
“How close do we need to be for you to shoot? I doubt we were planning on getting anywhere inside the water bubble, were we?”
“I’ll let you know when it’s time.”
They were close indeed, but not close enough, not yet. Isaak’s heart was beating faster than the fan was spinning. Just a few more minute.
“How are we doing regarding height?” He asked “Still going up?”
“Yep! Still going strong” replied Lionel. Gone was the pain he had in his voice when he was still on the ground in front of Valliard. “Seems like we aren't gonna plateau or descend for a good while!”
These minutes felt like slow motion for Isaak. They were so close! How long had they been going up at this point? Almost two hours logically, but it felt like twice that. Couldn’t they make it up already? Finally get this drought over with?!
If he could, Isaak would have been pacing back and forth in a poor attempt to manage his impatience. However he had a sail to operate, he couldn’t slack and risk messing things up when they were about to reach their goal. Despite the frustration and his eagerness to go faster, he remained focused on his task.
Isaak grabbed his staff with his right hand, the left still tight on the sail handle. He pointed it up toward his target, closing his left eye to aim. He didn’t need to close his left eye to focus his sight better since he was already blind from that eye for a few years now, but it was a force of habit.
“Hold on! Let me get the sail.” Lionel said bending forward.
“No need yet. I'm just calculating stuff.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah… I give it at least three more loops.”
By that point, the circle they were making to go up were getting tighter and tighter. Tight enough to ascend as fast as possible while not making the turns to hard to maneuver.
Lionel looked at Isaak as he did his calculations. He’d married a smart man, very bright and resourceful. He didn’t agree with the big elite’s words. Isaak wasn’t a disappointment. Sure he might have not been as powerful as the great Igniacio Lockheart  but he was still a great Maji.
He though back to the many things he heard both Isaak and Artyom say, elite Maji were snobs. They didn’t value people for what they were, only for what they could do that would benefit them. Isaak was worthless to them because he didn’t fall inline with their view of what should and shouldn’t be done to please the god. Artyom was below them because he refused to build machines that would complement their magic. Him, well he was pretty much nothing since he couldn’t cast any spells at all.
“Lionel! It’s time!”
Isaak’s command pulled him out of his thoughts. Without hesitating nor wasting time Lionel reached forward, firmly grasping the sail handle.
“I got it! Fire whenever!”
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Isaak aimed straight for it. Lionel did his best to keep the ship steady while his husband charged his bolt. Light beams swirled around them, merging at the tip of Isaak’s staff. Once the ball of light was large enough, he fired.
The lumos bullet whizzed through the air, Isaak getting pushed backward from the recoil. Both men followed the projectile with their eyes. It pierced the water forming an ever growing whirlpool around itself.
The watched on the edge of their seat. The bullet was barely distinguishable at this point. They could see it’s glow but the refraction of the water made it seem like there were many flying in completely different directions.
They felt their ship starting to lose altitude but didn’t move quite yet. They watched a little longer. And a bit more. Now they had completely lost sight of the bullet.
“I missed it.” whispered Isaak
The projectile indeed didn’t connect. Either that or it did without damaging the core. It was better to think it missed because it meant they could try again, shattering it to pieces this time around.
“F-fire again then!”
Isaak aimed his staff up again. Lights swirling around them once more. Then nothing. It just poofed. No bullet, no fanfare, just a whole lot of nothing.
“I can’t! I used all the energy I had! I can’t!” the trans man cried. “I wasted our chance…”
Lionel pulled his husband close to him with his right arm and held him tight to comfort him, pulling the cord of the parachute with his left. They’d try again. At least he hoped they could. With how close they came to success, he worried the elites might take away everything. Right now he had plenty or time to think about what to do next. The descent was going to take a while.
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Chapter 5
 It took a full week for Isaak to recover enough energy to make a new attempt. He spent the whole time locked in his house away from the elites and everything else. Lionel filled him in with how the other were holding up everyday, he also took care of him and stayed by his side as much as possible.
From what he had heard, The highness did not officially removed his and Arty’s rank. The ship and launcher hadn’t been confiscated either. There was a rumor that the elites couldn’t enforce their threats because of the masses. The Maji feared a potential uprising and felt like they had no choice but let them fly as to not upset the crowds.
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“How are you feeling today” Asked Lionel, gently caressing Isaak’s cheek. “I think we should go out together today, the fresh air would do you some good.”
“We should fly today. I’ve rested enough.”
“Hmm.. I don’t know if Artyom’s available today… They’ve been overworking him a lot lately. I guess it’s their way of preventing us from progressing…”
“The boat is in working conditions is it not? I'm sure Kennedy or Vadim can take Arty’s place. All he does is pulling a lever.”
“Ah… about Vadim…” Lionel hesitated for a moment. “He... He still hasn’t woken up.”
“Uh?”
“Y-yeah.. It’s been two days… He’s still alive and breathing! He’s just.. Asleep…”
“Do you think a vision is holding him back in somehow?”
“I don’t know.. Maybe? Or maybe he’s forcing himself to remain asleep until he gets one…”
“We need to put an end to this. The drought is messing with everyone and he’s the one who probably have been hit the hardest aside from the ones who already died.”
Lionel nodded. He didn’t like how long this water crisis was lasting either. Each day he spent ‘wasting time’ was torture to him. Last time they almost had it, they just needed one more try and they’d make it, he was sure of it. He though about how hard it must have been for Isaak. Missing his shot must have weight on him, so did having to wait until he had charged back up.
“Before we fly... Can I go check on Vadim in person? I doubt Ill wake him up but.. I feel like talking to him wouldn’t be a terrible idea. It’s been a short while since I’ve seen him, you know? It kinda feel like it’s been an eternity…”
“Of course. I'm sure Andrei will appreciate you visiting his brother.”
“He’s not mad at us is he?”
“No. He’s upset about Vadim’s seemingly endless sleep and Artyom being treated as a work-mule, but he got nothing against us.”
“That’s… That’s good.”
“He’s been helping a lot actually! Since Arty is so busy these day, Andrei’s been the one to keep an eye on our equipment.”
“Maybe he could be the one assisting us at launch then?”
“I’d prefer not to.”
“Why not?” Isaak was a bit confused. Lionel had just said Andrei was willing to help so why the hold up?
“If we do get any negative consequences for this any time soon, I’d rather not involve him. He could have a good life with Michael once everything is back to normal. Keeping an eye on our stuff while Arty is away isn’t putting any attention on him so let’s keep it that way.”
“Fair enough.”
The trans man finally got out of bed and starting dressing up. It made him feel a bit better. After spending an entire week inside almost neglecting himself, it was a nice change to actually make himself presentable.
They walked slowly to the Alexeev house. Even if Isaak had fully recovered his casting energy, he was still quite drained emotionally without even taking into account the thirst and hunger brought down from the drought. At least they had it fairly good, Isaak though. Everyone else had it way worse without their privileges.
After a long walk through the empty streets of their hometown the couple eventually reached their destination. The twins -and their older brother’s- residence. This house had seen quite a lot. Artyom had cracked and blew hole quite a few times in the past with his experimental machines. Lionel knocked on the door. By now it had probably been replaced at least 7 times. He vividly remembered that one time Andrei had to kick down the door in a panic after Arty had set something on fire when they were teens.
“Oh. It’s you.” said the eldest Alexeev who opened the door. “Isaak is here too. Good to see you’re still holding up okay.”
“I wanted to check on Vee before we go fly again today.” weakly stated Isaak.
“I have great hopes that we’re going to make it this time” cheerfully added Lionel.
“I hope you do.” the scar-faced guy motioned them inside. “We all do. Even the elites… They may be mad and truly believe breaking the crystal could piss off whoever created said crystals… but they want the water back just as much as everyone else.”
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“H-hey… I hope you’re doing okay in there…” Talking to an unconscious friend was much more hard on him than he expected. “I'm.. I'm sorry. I'm both sorry because it all suck and I don’t like seeing you like this and I'm also sorry if any of this is my fault… I know I didn’t cause the drought, I didn’t cause those visions or anything.. But I do feel like my plans to recover the water did stress you out. I know you were terrified we might die the first time we launched. Arty told me you desperately wanted to get vision to stop us from flying if you foresaw things to go wrong and I'm deeply sorry about all this. I never wanted you too feel like you needed to push yourself and your ability to assist us… Maybe I should have said something about it sooner… I mean I did, I think? I probably wasn’t clear enough or worded myself properly to sooth you but… I was just... I was focused on making the plan work, you know?” 
The two taller guys watched silently as Isaak spoke softly. Isaak really did focus too much on the airship mission. Not matter how many time the wooden plants splintered and cut him deep, how covered in bruises he got, how many bones he occasionally broke in the falls. He just got back up and tried flying again the next day.
“Let’s go get Kennedy” said Isaak “Let’s get this over with…”
“You’re not taking Artyom with you this time?” asked the eldest. “I'm sure he’d hate to miss a flight, especially the one that succeed…”
“I totally get that but I really don’t want to waste any time. They barely give him any free time these days, do they?”
“Right…”
“I still have my pocket mirror. Ill be sure to call him so he can watch us from wherever they put him.”
“Alright…Fly safely.”
“Eh. A couple bruises never kept us down for long.” Isaak laughed..he hadn’t done that in ages, he felt.
It warned Lionel’s heart to see his husband smile even if it was half faked. Hopefully he’d be able to see him genuinely smile like he used to very soon.
The two made their way out after waving goodbye. They needed to find Kenny but honestly had no clue where he might be. He wasn’t at his and Lionel’s apartment this morning and probably wouldn’t be at the farm considering how bad it had been these days.
“So… Where are we heading, Lio?”
“Well Kenny told me he’s been spending most of his week checking on people around our place, see if they needed help and all that…”
“So?”
“So we’re gonna go back to my street and scream his name until we find him. Unless you got a better idea.”
“I haven’t seen him in a week! How do you want me to know where he is?”
“Then screaming it is!”
“Urh!” Isaak crossed his arms. “Why cant they give everyone pocket mirrors? It would be so much better! We would be able to talk to anyone at any time of the day no matter where they are!”
“Yeah, that would be nice.”
Isaak didn’t really like the idea of yelling to find Kennedy. Their throats were already dry enough from the lack of water, they didn’t need to make it worse. Going door to door would have probably been smarter but it was undeniable that screaming was much faster. It only took them five minutes to get the red head’s attention.
“What is it? Are you guys okay?!” Said Kenny, panicked. It’s like he expected them to be dying or something.
“We need an extra pair of hands to get the boat flying.” said Lionel
“Oh! I take Arty is still under the elite’s tight grip?”
“Yeah pretty much… I’ll still try to call him once we’re on site so he isn’t completely left out.”
“Okay, Alright. Are we doing this right now or..”
“Yeah.”
“We could wait a little if you’re in the middle of helping someone” contradicted Lio. “We don’t want to force you to bail on anyone.”
“Nah, nah! I'm cool doing it now. There’s no issue on that! Lead the way!”
With Kenny now there, the party was now ready to take off.
The walk to the launchpad was much faster than the one they took to the twins house. Not because it was closer but because Isaak was much more in a rush and the emotional drain weighted less on him despite being still there.
When they arrived there they noticed a few people standing around the machinery. At first they were fearful these were elites or people sent by the elites to sabotage them, but on closer inspection and some conversation it was revealed these were supporting townsfolk. 
Andrei did keep an eye on the equipment in the evening and at night, but during the day this group stayed put. They truly had the whole town supporting them in their endeavor. One of them even said he wanted to fly why Isaak was still resting but had no choice but back down when it was brought up to him that a skilled Maji needed to be on board to shoot down the crystal.
Before any flight could take place, loading the launcher was in order. The boat was already on the machine but the elastic cord that made the launch possible wasn’t pulled back yet. Lionel grabbed the wooden wheel-crank on the back side of the machinery. The more he spun it, the tenser the cord got.
“Are we ready to go?” Asked Kennedy from the top of the wooden platform.
“About to be! Ill give it another spin or two for good measure.” replied Lionel
“Is there anything I nee to do beside pulling the lever? Like, I don’t know… shout commands or something?”
“No. Even if you did, we wouldn’t hear you from so far up. After lift off, Lionel and I will pretty much be on our own but there’s nothing to worry about.”
“We’ve perfected our routine at this point.”
“Figures… To be honest I don't even know why I expected to do more. All the other time you guys went up, Arty just stood still just like I did and just watched…”
“Aw c’mon!” Lio patted his roommate on the back. “Your part is still key to the whole thing! We need all three of us to make it work! You launch us, I provide the airflow for the boat to get to the top and Isaak take down the core!”
“Pff! How much do you want to bet once you two get back down with the water, they will only praise you!”
As the trio joked about who would get the most accolades and who deserved them best, they were interrupted by a familiar face approaching them. It was Uriel. He strutted along as if everything was fine and dandy.
“Lionel, Let’s get in and go. Now” Isaak ordered. The mood had shifted.
“I'm not here to stop you, lecture you or in any way bother you.” Said the black man. “I'm here to wish you luck. As much as I disagree with your action, if this get us out of the hell we’re trapped in then so be it. Fly on.”
“Hand us your staff then!” said one of the townsmen who had been protecting the catapult.
“Yeah give it to us until they are back! That way we’re sure you won’t shoot them down with Maji!”
“There will be no need. Ill be taking my leave shortly. I was just passing by to pass the good word, that’s all.”
Isaak had absolutely no care for Uriel and whatever he had to say. While his superior was busy bickering with the townies, the rebellious Maji jumped aboard the ship. His husband followed suit.
“Kenny!” Isaak called, snapping The beefy guy out of his daydreaming. “On deck! Get ready!”
“Oh! Yeah! Sorry, I was uh… Whatever they can take care of the guy anyway!” Kennedy shook his head. “Alright boys hold on tight! One flying boat coming right up!”
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The ascend had nothing new nor exiting to offer him. At this point it was just an unskippable timewaster. He just wanted to be upther, take the darn thing down and save the people.
The fire that burned in him was too strong for him to be antsy or nervous the whole way up. No. He was still as a statue. His hand gripping the sail so firmly his knuckles turned white.  He was gonna shoot it, destroy it. He was gonna blow it to pieces. If he missed one more time, he’d never forgive himself.
Lionel could feel how tense and passionate Isaak was. He didn’t say a word. Not even when they reached the apex, his husband deployed the sail on his own. They both knew to perfection how and when every tasks needed to be perform, no communication needed. Isaak didn’t need to tell Lionel to scoot over and handle both handles either.
He took a deep breath and held his staff against his chest for a brief moment. Aim. Focus. Don’t miss. He raised his golden cane upward, pointing it at the target. Aim. Focus. Don’t miss. He charged his lumos beam, the bullet growing before his eyes. Aim. Focus. Don’t miss. All he needed was to shoot. Don’t Fucking Miss.
As Isaak released his spell, a loud crackle was heard and he was pushed back hard. Lionel momentarily let go of the fan handle to catch him. The were about to descend anyway so cranking it was no longer necessary.
Both of them looked up to see the conclusion to the fruit of their labor and effort. Just like last time they stood speechless as they watch the glowing projectile cut through the water, the ripple and refaction making it look like a multitude of them dispersed through out.
And then. 
BOOM.
The Crystalline core broke into pieces, releasing a shockwave through the air.They had done it. The Crystal was shattered and the water was raining down.
The water was raining down.
Now they just had to parachute back down like they had done many times before. Lionel went and pulled the cord. The cloth unfolded but didn’t deploy properly. The fabric was too soaked and heavy. They were quickly faced by the horror of the situation they were in.
With the torrential rain hammering down on them, the soaked sail was nearly unusable. It wasn’t going to slow their descent nearly enough. 
Unless they did something, they weren’t going to make it.
“I.. Maybe I can cast something!” Isaak said, holding Lionel’s hand tight. “I can try to male a parachute out of Lumos! It won’t be affected by the rain.”
“C-can you? Didn’t you use all of your energy already?”
“Just give me a moment to rest and focus. Trust me... Ill get us out of this!”
The held each others hand and pressed their forehead together, focusing in unisson. The heavy boat fell down much faster than them and since they were no longer holding onto it, they felt it leaving under their feet. Up in the middle of the sky they poured their heart and last bit of energy into this last spell.
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“Let’s hope it works…”
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Myth and legends are plenty on Aquafirma. One tell the story of a man who brought back the world’s water out from the clutch of a greedy displeased god.
Everyone know this story is rooted in truths but these days you’d be hard pressed to hear what really unfolded. There are as many versions of it as there are stars in the sky. Some say the man flew on a winged whale, brought the water down using a Lumos nets then came back from the cloud to be crowned king. Other will tell you he built a ladder, fought the Salmalion himself and became a new god. There are also tales saying he used his Maji to launch himself up like a living missile, sacrificing his life to destroy the crystal.
To most, it mattered very little how he got the waters back. The water was here to stay and the land flourished. That was the most important thing of all.
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problemeule · 2 years ago
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hm i’m bored and spent too much time on tiktok today. so now i feel like oversharing
anyway i’m overdue for my t shot (got my last right before my month of SicknessTM and didn’t have the strength to make a new endo appointment, which I really should’ve done) and i hate calling my pcp’s office to make an appointment for my shot.
Anyway I was thinking about Funny Medical Things that happened because I am trans
I have been asked several times while I was getting my injection how long I’d have to take t. Bestie unless they invent like. A transplant thing where they surgically modify my body to make t in the needed concentration? My whole life??? left me flabbergasted every time. A real “if I got a nickel every time it happened, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice” (I think it actually happened three times? Not sure lmao). Y’all are medizinische fachangestellte and aware that I am transgender. :|
My pcp scrolling through an overview of my past blood test results (I assume) and looking for something to take a look at and going “oh, you had pretty bad anemia a few years ago huh. We should do an iron anemia test to check that” and me, who’s actually had decent hemoglobin every time I went to donate blood pre t and only had occasional anemia that I medicated without checking with my pcp, going “uh, I guess?” thinking maybe I’d had a blood test after donating blood or something, or that she was checking results from like 12 years ago. When I next saw her three months later she said something like “why did we check your iron stuff? and then going. Oh. I forgot” and me piecing together after the appointment that she meant that she forgot that I’m trans. Like. Gender affirming but also. Incredibly funny
Not specifically a medical thing but I’m ambiguously stealth at uni. I’ve told some people I’m trans (I was drunk both times), implied it at another person, and straight up lied to a third guy that I have a hormone issue (which is. True. From a certain point of view. But certainly not the whole truth lol). Being trans is weeeiiirrrrdddd sometimes
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snackhouse · 2 years ago
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Omg I’ve got a story that’s almost identical to this!!
So back in July of 2021 we got a call from our neighbors about a random chicken that showed up in their yard, they assumed she was ours because we have a lot of chickens but I’d never seen this bird before
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She’s unbelievably sweet and cuddly and we’re thinking that no way this isn’t someone’s beloved pet
So the next day I went out and drove to every neighbor to ask “hey this this your chicken?”
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Nobody has any idea, my mom asks around on local pages but still, nothing
So for context my neighborhood is pretty big, not that many people but lots and lots of land. If this chicken didn’t come from any of our neighbors then she would had to have travel miles, which out here in rural Colorado where we are constantly surrounded by hawks, coyotes and raccoons would have been extremely unlikely.
She was also a bit malnourished, implying that she might have been out on her own for some time before being found. I also quickly realized something else about her, she is blind.
Not entirely blind but damn near close as her right eye is completely blind
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Now the reason this has rendered her almost completely blind is thanks to a funny little quirk of chicken anatomy. Their right eyes are always near sighted and the left is always far sighted, this is the result of turning themselves in the egg so that the right eye is exposed to light through the shell, while the left is not, because it’s directed toward the body. So while she can see things far away just fine, everything that’s remotely close to her is a blur, making it difficult for her to navigate and eat
So we took her into our own flock, I named her Weah because I asked her for her name, since I didn’t know if she previously had one, and her response was “wwwwwrrraaah”. Getting her integrated into the flock was difficult, the other hens picked on her a lot and there wasn’t much she could do to defend herself, with no other options we decided to put her in the bantam coop, with it’s lone resident
This is Ash, a serama hen who we had gotten with a rooster, Cocktail, as a breeding pair. However after Cocktail’s passing she was left on her own
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Now this didn’t bother Ash too much as she’d found a way to leave her coop whenever she wanted, even for a bird of her stature she was quite capable of holding her own in the main population
So here we are with two birds who couldn’t be any more different: Weah, a shy, clingy, visually impaired sex link, and Ash, a feisty, dominant, independent serama. It was the perfect storm.
Weah clung to Ask like glue pretty much from day one and Ash seemed surprisingly chill with the whole affair. In fact, she even started guiding Weah around while walking on her blind side, showing her around and helping her not get lost
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Ash is very protective of Weah and will often tidbit for her and court her, Weah will call out to Ash whenever she’s not near by and will get distressed when she cannot find her
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They’re both living happily in the larger special needs coop now, always together. Weah is doing much better with the help of her seeing eye girlfriend and has adjusted wonderfully!
So to conclude, if I had a nickel for every time there was a mutually beneficial lesbian relationship in my coop where one was saved by the other, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s kinda weird it’s happened twice
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crisis-aversion · 2 days ago
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Some random wrap up thoughts either from after the fact or that I didn’t post at the time I had them:
(Under the cut bc I went on longer than I thought)
I love Zeller. Will should have bullied him more (affectionate)
Gallows humour strikes again but it’s so funny how the running jokes range from grim dark “Chilton almost dies every season” to innocent “Hannibal really hates Will’s aftershave”
Chilton always trying to say the things least likely to get him killed any time he’s been kidnapped. You can see the moment he failed his perception check on that last one with Dolarhyde
I was gonna say that Dolarhyde shooting himself was very anticlimactic. And then he showed up again
Despite being married Will and Molly barely have couple vibes. At all
Chilton essentially predicted this outcome three years ago. Actually he was right (or half right) about a lot of things that I bet Jack regretted ignoring him about
I’ve known about The Fall for a Long Time through fandom osmosis. Thing is I always expected it to have been like. Intentionally jumping off the cliff together to escape the police. Not. Actually just falling
BEVERLY DESERVED BETTER
Chilton also did not deserve to be tortured so much but it’s not nearly as devastating as Beverly. Also his is at least funny
It’s both kinda funny and kinda messed up that Will’s “memories” of Abigail talking to him in the hospital was basically just written over Chilton being there
On that note Chilton probably wasn’t actually the only person to visit Will in the hospital. But the fact that he’s the only one shown to have is really funny. And he brought him flowers!
To be fair he brought Alana flowers too but still
“May I use you shower please?” Is still one of the most morbidly funny scenes in the show
Imagine vibing in your house, possibly wondering when our ex-psychiatrist is gonna kill your other ex-psychiatrist, when the second psychiatrist shows up on your doorstep covered in blood and shaking like a chihuahua
Chilton pulls a gun on Will when he finds out he called Jack but he’s shaking so badly I genuinely don’t think he’d have hit him even if he had pulled the trigger. From two feet away
Bedelia has technically killed at least two people and genuinely no one cares
Hannibal gets called in to consult on a case, shows up to fake shock and concern, gets in the way, solves the case on his own without telling anyone, wanders off to kill the murderer, and tells Jack the guy he’s looking for is in his pile of bodies via riddle
Imagine being a murderer hiding out in a grain silo and you’re carrying your latest victim in, only to have this grinning maniac on your roof be like “hi :)”
if this was a supernatural horror I’d be 100% convinced Chilton cannot die. How. How
The dogs have a taste for human now
If I had a nickel for every time a character lost their face. I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
half the time when you put the entire FBI team in one room they’re just insulting each other and not actually focusing on the task at hand
I have not given Price enough attention during this liveblog (or it was always in conjunction with Zeller). I love Price
in case anyone was wondering from my previous metronoming about Chilton. Yes he ended up being my fave. I’m a sucker for a cockroach
HanniGram is just the evil version of JohnLock. Eccentric crime consultant with a Doctor friend who helps him out on cases, has killed someone for him, and totally isn’t his bf? The Fall? Yeah. It’s the same picture
Will is so mentally unwell every psychiatrist in a fifty mile radius desires him carnally
Will can say the wildest thing about a corpse and all he ever gets for it is the sideeye to beat all sideeyes. Everyone’s just agreed to not mention it
Everyone can be all action hero posed up ready to shoot and Will’s just standing there like🧍‍♂️
Jack gives Will the benefit of the doubt and brings some food from one of Hannibal’s dinner parties to the lab to test. And everyone’s just looking at him like “you want us to test leftovers?”
I wonder if after they tested it and found it was just. Normal food if they were like “our boss has lost his mind. But at least he brought us snacks!”
I’m half convinced when Hannibal framed Chilton he didn’t actually expect Miriam to shoot him. But he’s definitely not disappointed bc he does seem to relish in Chilton’s suffering especially
Everyone being like “Hannibal isn’t a cannibal!” In season two and meanwhile Chilton’s in the bg gagging
the tonal dissonance of a normal dinner jumpcutting to a literal murder
Hannibal quoting Dante in Italian for ✨Authenticity✨
Hannibal being an apex predator even when it comes to other serial killers. How many other murderers has he killed?
Hannibal and Will killing a dude together and Hannibal being like “this is all I ever wanted for us 😍 “ and meanwhile Will’s panting on the ground covered in (mostly) his own blood
Will basically telling Bedelia that he’s intentionally getting Hannibal out of jail and Hannibal is probably gonna eat her. And she doesn’t really react in any way. Or do anything about it
Chilton casually committing medical malpractice and still being the most normal psychiatrist here, mostly by virtue of not having killed anyone (that we know of)
Mason probably shouldn’t have had that eel in his floor
Love how everyone keeps calling Mason a serial killer as if he ever actually got the chance to kill anyone. He wanted to, sure, but he never managed it
tfw when the psychiatrist dating her patient’s sibling and helping her kill him for being abusive is in the least toxic relationship in the show
Chilton spends the first half of the show in the psychiatric version of Grey’s Anatomy and the second half in a psychological horror
half the characters in this show don’t seem to realize they’re in a psychological horror. But the ones who do are having a Time of it
Bayverse Optimus is now not the only character I can make the “give me your face”joke about
Chilton got to legitimately talk to Will once and basically immediately decided he was the good guy
✨Stabbing as a love language✨
If you asked Chilton what the worst day of his life was I wonder what he’d say. It definitely happened on the show though. His life just keeps getting progressively worse
Chilton once said they’re living on the best timeline (or roughly so). Considering that was after he got vivisected and shot in the face I wonder what his definition of the worst timeline would have been
Chilton mumbling that he hopes he hasn’t been burned while still drowsy from being drugged absolutely gave Dolarhyde ideas, rip
Hannibal talks like if a 17th century vampire had a kid with an art scholar
Will has a seizure and Hannibal’s just like “eh it’s only mild” and carries on with his day
Will shows up with Abel wanting Hannibal to confirm he’s not just hallucinating the guy. And Hannibal promptly gaslights him into thinking he’s not. And then just. Has a casual conversation with Abel while Will has a breakdown in the bg
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percontaion-points · 4 months ago
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Jocelyn's Choice Prologue & chapter 1
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Click here for the rest of the series! 
Prologue
I’d thrown up twice since starting the test, but I was getting used to that. I had been throwing up for over two weeks now. 
At first, I thought it was just the stress I felt over him leaving.
Girl, literally no boy is worth that much stress. 
Two pink lines . . . no shock there. I even knew exactly when it happened. The day of the week, and where we were. But, how did I let this happen? I knew the answer to that too.
Prologue summary: It’s a short little blurb, the almost face-palm worthy glimpse into the future. Of stuff we already know because the book cover and blurb on the back give it away. An unnamed character (who is obviously the titular Jocelyn, but this is never actually said), takes a pregnancy test. She isn’t surprised that it’s positive, yet here we are. 
Chapter 1
We lived about an hour from Denver, Colorado, in a small town, in a little two-bedroom house I shared with my father, Max, the town’s Police Chief. I often referred to him as Max behind his back, a habit I picked up as a child. He worked long hours, hung out with his friends, and liked to watch an unhealthy amount of sports.
It’s not even fucking pretending like this isn’t Twilight fanfic. 
I opened the fridge and smiled, shaking my head at Sarah’s thoughtfulness. My own father probably had no idea I drank iced tea. It wasn’t Max's fault; he just wasn’t very observant when it came to me. My mother had walked out when I was two, and Max hadn’t been prepared to raise me alone.
“It isn’t my dad’s fault he doesn’t know anything about me!” 
100% falsehoods and lies. The man is a single parent; he should fucking know everything about his daughter. 
There is no excuse for this. This isn’t cute and adorable and “men being men”. This is vile and straight up neglect at this point. 
Evan and I were lab partners for the year. At first, I was scared to death to open my mouth, but once I got to know him, I realized he wasn’t just the typical, good-looking rich kid I’d always perceived him to be. He was smart, funny, caring, and a really good friend. After a few days, we hit it off, and I was glad to have him in my life. 
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He extended his hand, which I awkwardly shook. It was soft and warm, and I had an incredible urge to touch more of him. "Nice to meet you, Jocelyn Andrews. I’m Alex Jordan, but you already knew that." 
I nodded. I was too mesmerized to do anything else. I didn’t know what had come over me. I had never reacted this way to any guy, but then again, not many guys had paid much attention to me. 
“Not many guys paid attention to me”? Bitch, Evan is literally right there!
"Not long enough to ask Jocelyn out." Alex smiled at me. 
Is he kidding? He wants to ask me out? 
"She won’t go out with you," Evan answered for me.
 "Why not?" Alex asked.
 "You’re too old for her," he said.
 "I’m twenty-three." Alex finished the apple. 
That's only five years, I thought. 
Look. My husband and I have a six year age gap. 
But do you want to know the difference between this relationship and my own? I MET MY HUSBAND WHEN I WAS 27. 
SHE’S 18, AND STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL. HE’S GOT A FUCKING BACHELOR’S DEGREE. DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM THAT I’M HAVING HERE?!
"Adorable." Evan rolled his eyes. I was picking up a strange vibe from him, like he didn’t want me to accept Alex’s invitation.
TEAM EVAN. 
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, TEAM ANYBODY WHO ISN’T A PREDATORY COLLEGE GRADUATE HITTING ON HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS. 
"It was nice meeting you, Jocelyn Andrews," he said, as he disappeared from sight.
Chapter 1 summary: We’re introduced to the story by an awful lot of showing instead of telling. For around two pages. Jocelyn is partnered up with a boy named Evan Jordan in her senior science class, and then becomes friends with his entire family. Said entire fucking family and all of their close friends are also immediately flung at us. However, as I mentioned, this is straight up told to us right out of the gate without anything interesting about it… Nor connection to fucking anybody. Say what you will about the endless parade of characters in Icebreaker… At least Icebreaker eased us into all of those characters in like 5 chapters. Not two pages. 
Anyway, Evan has an older brother who has already graduated from college, but is looking to get into medicine. He comes home one summer to do some sort of online program his dad arranged. He meets Jocelyn while she’s over doing a project with Evan, and is quick to ask her out. Evan seems edgy over the entire thing, which I would take as the first goddamned red flag of this relationship. But, Jocelyn is basically the “unkissed virgin” trope, and welcomes all and any attention… no matter how predatory it may be. 
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shinybea · 2 years ago
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I've had two friends with an almost identical name, the dynamics were the same and they both went south as if the second was a copy of the first.
Both friendships that I held very dear (to the point of ignoring other deeper feelings) that lasted for five years and then ending up with me being thrown to the side like trash.
At least in the first case there was a reason, however stupid it was, as I missed the first week of the first year in middle school and she felt alone in the new environment (still, I wouldn’t have gone to that school nor requested a specific class if she didn’t ask me to go with her, it was also pretty far from my home).
This time I didn’t even get a bad excuse, just the silent treatment, after she promised to not do that less than a week prior. Met her in September, as she saw me her expression was that of someone who stepped on horse shit and the only thing she said was that we would talk later. We, in fact, did not do that.
I'll just have to not be friend with people with this name, the only two people I’ve ever known with this name both ended up the same way.
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rainbow-femme · 2 years ago
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I saw Fast X let’s see what I remember
I got very excited seeing Paul Walker in the beginning, I like that they try to find ways to get him in. Although it is very funny to me that they don’t try even a little bit in this one to explain why he’s not with the rest of the team. I guess he’s babysitting again
The recast of Dom’s son is so unsubtle it’s amazing. Like I know Vin Diesel believes he’s part black, he may be idk not my business, and probably wanted that represented in his characters kid, but John Cena is playing his full biological brother so the suggestion here is this kid gets his black ancestry through the John Cena line of the family which is hilarious
Speaking of John Cena, so much better in this one than 9, probably because they let him be funny instead of sad
I saw that double tank top on Letty and I knew my wife Sanja Hays was back
I called them making Cipher becoming part of the family. No redemption, no apology for killing Elena, or kidnapping Dom’s son, or trying to steal nukes, she’s just here now and finally has a good hair cut
I feel like this movie is a great example of listening to criticism and committing to the bit. People said the other movies didn’t have enough cars and this movie is 98% cars, but they also fully committed to the ridiculousness and were not backing off
I didn’t know how I’d feel about Jason Momoa as the villain but damn is he my favorite villain in this series, we really needed a muscular, effeminate evil bastard and he delivers. I’m pretty sure he’s wearing a different nail polish in every scene
To keep track of the cities they have absolutely fucked, we’ve got Rio, Edinburgh, and now Rome. They were just like yup we are blowing up the Vatican, that’s what’s happening in this one
Ramsey learned to drive :)
They show the Torretto cross necklace so much I really want the last movie to reveal they’re Jewish or something and the necklace is just an aesthetic choice
Between Jason Momoa and the Michelle Rodriguez-Charlize Theron fight this was a very bisexual movie for me
I love all of Brie Larson’s funky little outfits in this
Roman and Tej are soulmates and they’re so mad about it. Like they’re bound together in ways they will never connect to anyone else and it pisses them off so bad
I hope other people noticed that Pete Davidson’s black market dealer character was on Tumblr the whole time. I tried to see his blog name but it went too fast
I love that we’re on movie 10 when these guys are supposed to be some of the worlds greatest heroes and they 100% still kill with impunity. Mia had no idea why agents for the group she works with (I love that they referred to it as freelancing) were storming the house and she just immediately went into “Oh boy here I go killing again” mode no questions asked
I need to go back and see how many times they A. Are blasted world wide as criminals and terrorists and B. Get their same house exploded/full of bullets
Absolutely alarming amount of time before we got butts on screen, truly a mind boggling amount of time
Also Elena’s sister didn’t inherit her driftwood indoor arch which I was very sad about, RIP driftwood indoor arch
How did it take 10 movies for them to use the song Gasolina? That shit came out in 2010
Can’t wait for the next movie and watching Letty and Cipher in their Get Along shirt
Dom has watched two of his family members die via high speed car explosion, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice
I absolutely called that ending reveal, I knew [REDACTED] wasn’t dead, [PRONOUN] just had to leave to play [CHARACTER] for a bit before getting brought back
Also love that they never gave the nuclear submarine back to Russia, they just kept it
I do wonder how Dom and his son are going to survive a dam exploding on them. Probably by driving if I had to guess
Watching The Fast and the Furious
I love that not a single person in this movie can act, absolutely amazing
I love that the racing competition is called Race Wars and not a single person comments on that
I love that when trying to prove himself as a hardcore racer to Dom, Brian orders tuna on white bread with the crust cut off from Doms sister every day
I love the assertion that in Los Angeles there are parts of the city that literally hundreds of cars can congregate for street racing and it’s only after like a half hour that any cops notice
I love that the big heists the gang pulls are for DVD players
I love that the rival gang that’s a red herring just had a garage full of legally bought DVD players and it’s never explained
I love that they leave for a heist in the middle of the night and it’s clearly mid morning to afternoon when it happens, so like 6 hours after they drive out to the middle of the desert to wait
I love that they’re going 140 miles per hour on a highway with a semi truck and communicating by yelling from car to car, while in real life if you’re going over 50 with the windows kinda down you can’t hear the person in your passenger seat
I love that Brian wears Converse while drag racing
Love it, 9/10, I just wish we had a scene of the gang explaining how they fence hundreds of DVD players on a regular basis
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"Now How Come I've Only Found Out About This Now?" [G.W]
[Pairing:] George Weasley x Fem!Artist!Reader
[Summary:] So far, George Weasley knows three things about his new potions partner; So why not make it four? Or five?
[Warnings:] use of mudblood, a bit of angst, a bit of swearing, a pov change at some point in the end, idk-- fluff?? (is that a warning??)
[Word Count:] ≈2.7k
[A/N:] i used @buckystrenchcoat 's fluff plots for george weasley: 2. George finding out you can draw (kind of got carried away but oh well :D--) (ps just imagine that classes in hogwarts includes all of the houses together, thanks <3) Y/H = your house. (dk the timeline or what year george and the reader are in but i'd say between 3rd-5th year)
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The Weasley twins were becoming reckless and apparently, Professor Snape has had enough. The constant explosions on the other side of the dungeon and the numerous attempts at drowning his hair with shampoo has eventually led him to the decision of assigning the entire class their partners.
Thus halfway into the semester, the Weasley twins are never to be seen together again... that is until the end of 2nd period where they will go back and cause mischief elsewhere.
Fred was assigned to a Slytherin girl who George couldn't figure out if she's madly in love with his brother or wants to rip out his guts. While he on the other hand was assigned with Y/N. Truthfully, he never gave much thought to her, but after their first double potions lesson as partners, he began to wonder why he never gave much thought to her.
She was smart but never overbearing, made jokes here and there, sniggered when he made even the cheesiest of puns, and is wicked attractive. Their first task was to brew a calming draught and whilst adding in a smidge more of lavender, she proposed that they should make more while the majority of the class was still struggling.
"Why in Merlin's beard are we going to make more? We can just pass this and leave class early?" He asked, bringing a smile to her lips. "Yeah, yeah, that's what you want, don't you Weasley?" She quipped, looking back up to the red-headed boy who's now readying their vials.
"Just thought that we could make some for people, like, your brother. Poor guy, reckon he's going to rip his hair out getting partnered with Tuttle." And with that, George let out a laugh, a laugh that cost Gryffindor 5 points. Though, all was well when they were the first to finish and send their little vial of calming draught into the hands of Severus Snape, garnering 5 points each and an opportunity to leave class 10 minutes early.
And that was it, that was their relationship; potions partners.
George Weasley learned 2 things that day. One, his potions partner was someone he wanted to know more, to be with more, and two, one should never put a liberal amount of peppermint in a calming draught. (Fred learned that the hard way.)
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She was the epitome of beauty and brains. So far, that's what he knew about his potions partner. But a little incident in the corridor made two into three.
It wasn't unusual for Fred and George Weasley to skip class, especially if the class was History of Magic. And it also wasn't unusual for them to hide behind a tapestry whilst a stinky dungbomb was set in the first-floor corridor.
What was unusual though, was George not wanting to move from their hiding place, forcing Fred to also not move. "George, mate, wha-?" "SHH!"
Whatever Fred's question was supposed to be, it quickly got answered by the presence of a certain someone whose walking to the Muggle Studies classroom, his brother's potions partner perhaps? Fred grinned mischievously, nudging his brother in the abdomen, and earning a wince.
"Oi mudblood! Was that you?" They heard from a distance, heavy footsteps following the girl he's teasing his brother with. From their point of view, they could tell that the girl stopped in her tracks, sighing heavily as though this was a regular thing.
"Was that me, what?" She asked, clearly annoyed. "Was that you who did it? Or d'you just shat yourself? It smells horrid. Would make sense, as you're a filthy little mudblood."
George's blood was beginning to boil, fingers formed into a fist, knuckles white. Especially when they got to see the silhouette of the two arguing. Perfect, Winnifred Tuttle, his brother's potions partner bullying his Y/N Y/L/N. He had an urge to protect her. To avenge her. To show her how much he cared for someone who's supposed to be his potions partner.
"Was that supposed to be an insult, Tutts?" Y/N spat back, pulling George out of his trance and making Fred shut his mouth. Now he's the one staring intently. "It's honestly just sad. A 'pureblood' like you should know the difference between a dungbomb and a piece of shit. Or perhaps you're probably just that daft?"
The boys were fixated on their conversation now. A hand on their mouths, hopefully covering up their shock even if they're hiding behind a tapestry. George's heart was beating faster now.
"Me? Daft? Well, if I'm daft then why are you taking muggle studies?" Tuttle sneered, an ugly grin splattered across her face.
"Bit hypocritical, isn't it, Winnie? Bye-bye!" She turned her back away from the Slytherin now, walking into the Muggle Studies classroom, holding a few books in one hand and her middle finger in the other.
He knows three things about her now; She's bewitching, she's a whizz, and she's a muggle-born who doesn't take shit.
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A few more lessons in and one could say that Y/N and George are starting to become friendlier to each other. Acquaintances, sure, but, friendly nonetheless. But the Gryffindor wanted to live up to its name, to its values. He might've just gotten to know a bit about her but he was completely and utterly entranced.
Nothing's going to stop him now.
His right hand held his wand as he stirred the concoction in the cauldron. She, on the other hand, was cutting up the stewed mandrake. The easy silence between them was broken by none other than the lion himself.
"Hey," he called, lifting his gaze from the potion to the girl right next to him. "Hi." She said back.
"So... Today's a Friday, right?"
She looked at him, confused, recounting a particular time in which she looked at a calendar today. "Yeah, I think so."
"And we can go to Hogsmeade after classes?"
"Pretty sure you can, why?"
"Want to go on a date?"
She looked stunned which kind of hurt George's ego but as soon as the slightly parted mouth of hers became a cheerful grin, he felt a whole lot better.
"As long as you stop staring at me and not over mix our potion, then sure, I'll go out with you." She smiled, making George give a shy little grin back before attempting to put all his concentration on the brew. Mind boggled on the way she said 'our potion.'
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Going to Muggle Studies felt utterly useless now that Y/N's been promised to go on a date right after. But having George by her side, walking her to the class just seemed to be the best part of the day.
He recounted the time when he and Fred hid behind a tapestry and told Y/N all about it, giving a hot feeling to her cheeks. They stopped by the door frame of the classroom, Professor Burbage was waiting inside, pacing around her study as George's hand slyly held Y/N's.
"I'll pick you up later?" He asked with the same shy smirk plastered on his face, cheeks pink and ears flushed. "Yeah. Thanks for walking me here. You shouldn't have." She uttered, heels rising and falling as she bounced on her toes.
"Just making sure that Tuttsy's not going to ruin your day, love." Y/N felt heat rising to her cheeks and ears, as well as an uncontrollable grin. Her heel turned to make her face the concrete walls of the castle, hands covering their face and body slightly swaying from side to side. It was ridiculous, really. Dumb. Very.
"You're adorable when you're flustered."
"Shut up, Weasley." And with that, she pressed a quick kiss to his cheek, leaving him slightly startled, stunned, and very red in the face. "You're adorable when you're flustered." She quipped, walking into the Muggle Studies classroom and taking her seat.
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Muggle Studies felt oddly slow that day. Usually, it lasted an hour but today it felt like a century. Professor Burbage's talk about electricity and muggle technology went in one ear and out the other.
If you'd ask why Y/N chose a subject she already knew plenty about, her answer would be that she wanted to see things from a different perspective. But truthfully, she just knew that she'd be good at it and it'd be an easy O.
So there she was; A scrap piece of parchment laid on the wooden desk and a pen since Professor Burbage discouraged the use of quills.
Her mind wandered off the moment she sat down on her chair. Feet either bouncing up and down or stuck straight onto the floor, she wouldn't know. What she did remember was her non-dominant hand posing itself as the other one scribbled on the piece parchment.
Her fingers played with the hazy light and the ink added depth. Soon she started sketching other things; The student in front of her, a study of Professor Burbage, a head with a moderately strong jaw and beautiful, short, messy hair. A male side profile with a big nose that has a slight bump on its bridge matching a cheeky grin with dimples. Her hand posed itself once more but this time she wasn't making it look like hers, she was making it look like his. Something she's seen many times before, and guiltily stared at once, twice, more than she could recount.
She was adding in the cluster of freckles when the worst happened; "Miss Y/L/N, still with us?" Professor Burbage stood at the front of the class, standing straight, clearly thinking about her posture. "Miss Y/L/N?"
She felt an elbow nudge her arm, and that was the thing that brought her back into reality. Her head whipped itself to face her seatmate then to her Professor, giving her a funny-looking nervous grin.
"Charm would get you nowhere, Miss Y/L/N. When was the first electricity generator introduced in Britain? And where was it installed?" She has to have something in that brain of hers. It must've been taught sometime when she was in muggle school. "Err-- 1900s something, Surrey--?"
Professor Burbage meekly chuckled, "Nice try. 1881. Godalming, Surrey. A point from Y/H then, I'm sorry."
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George was faithful and stuck to his word. Even being 5 minutes early after asking Professor Grubbly-Plank if he could go to the bathroom and have a wee, saying that the unicorns would definitely mind if he pissed on their trees.
He did not go to the bathroom but instead went straight to the Muggle Studies classroom. Leaning the side of his body onto the wall by the door. Trying his best to peer into the room and find his potions partner and soon to be his date and maybe even his. But he was getting ahead of himself.
The bell rang and he heard a loud shuffling sound of chairs being pulled back. The door was opened as students from all of the houses started pouring out and there she was. Looking beautiful as ever with her bag slung on her shoulder.
"Glad to see you're alright there, dove." He cooed, earning once again another shy smile. "Anything happened there?" He asked, pointing to the now open classroom.
"Felt way longer than usual, and I lost a house point." She said matter of factly. George chuckled, his heart filled with pride as he turned his head towards her.
"And what have you done to lose said house point?"
She smiled before reaching her hand into a pocket of her robes, pulling out a folded piece of aged parchment before handing it to the curious redhead.
"What's this? A love letter?" He bantered. "Just open it." And so he did. His nimble fingers unfolding the parchment, then he was stunned. Seeing his face drawn in ink with lines crossing over more lines was the last thing he expected. It looked like him. And it didn't look like Fred. It is him.
"I was just drawing in class but then I sort of blanked out and got a dumb question wrong." She paused, looking back up to see if the redhead was still listening. "Hello? Earth to George?"
"You drew me?" He was on a fine line of disbelief and awe. It truly looked amazing. She drew her hand at least three times before he recognized his was also there. She even got the little freckle he had on the middle of his wrist. The full body of ol' Professor Burbage brought so much of her energy and even the way her scarf wrapped around her neck was perfect.
Her cheeks were heating up again, realizing what she just did. "It's not that good. Just-- drew what I saw and, err-- whatever came to mind, I guess." Bad execution, sloppy excuse. "Okay, you've been looking at that for way too long now--"
"This looks bloody brilliant! Now how come I've only found out about this now?"
"Flattery would get you nowhere, Weasley." She joked, but he was serious.
"S'not 'flattery' if I'm stating what's true! It's amazing, you're amazing." She felt her heartbeat increase by a mile.
"Well then, I'm flattered." She said, adjusting the strap of her bag to hopefully let out some adrenaline. "And to answer your question, it'd be terrifying if I just started drawing in Snape's class. I swear that man has eyes at the back of his head. That's why this is a new discovery for you."
"Fuck, this is amazing!" He uttered.
"It's really not that good--"
"'S'really not that good' Some shit standards you have there. I'd put this in a museum!" He said loudly, extending both his arms and imagining that the piece of parchment was displayed on the Hogwarts walls. "If you don't like it then I'll keep it." George joked, expecting disapproval, which, to his shock, never came.
"Are you actually giving this to me?"
She shrugged, "I mean if you'd like a photo of you drawn by a teenage girl then be my guest." He smiled, genuinely smiled. He looked so pretty at that moment and there shouldn't be any holding back now.
"...But," She started, his gaze looked intently at her, ready to listen to whatever comes next. "There's a price."
"Between Freddie and I, we have 26 galleons and a few sickles." He said, earning a hearty laugh and a shake of her head. "Don't really think he'd like me to give all of it to you, I'm sorry. If you want I'd pay a bit then I--"
"No, George." She said, tugging lightly on his tie to gain his attention. "How about... a kiss? Perhaps?"
He grinned. His hand hovered itself across her face before landing on her cheek, thumb gracing itself on its apples, slightly squishing the skin whilst his eyes looked for any signs of discomfort; there was none.
They slowly leaned in, eyes locked on lips before their lips locked onto each other. His lips were slightly chapped but it felt like the softest thing on Earth. He smelled of cinnamon, firewood, gunpowder, and other indescribable scents, but it was nice. It was short but meaningful, gentle, even. His other hand was wrapped around her waist and once again, his thumbs were running up and down whatever part of her body it's laid on.
He learned two more things about the girl that day; she's artistic, and she felt like home.
He never thought there'd be a time in his life where he'd be thankful for Severus Snape. But life goes in unexpected ways.
"If you'd like to tip me then I'm just going to say that I love cauldron cakes." She grinned up at him as they pulled away before settling her face in his chest. George chuckled to himself before wrapping his arms completely on her waist, placing a sweet kiss on the top of her head.
"Yeah, yeah, come on." He said, pulling away to let her shake herself up as he held onto the piece of folded parchment which graced his face, giving it a small peck before putting it in his pocket, patting it three times.
"Better sign that drawing for me, Y/N. How much does an autograph cost?"
"Double the original price—?"
"And the tip?"
"And the tip."
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