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Everyday we stray further from God's light 😭💀
A story about a boy who wore his movie fandom on his head.
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thigh riding with minho
his thighs never looked as good as they did right now...
-contains mature themes
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you're comfortable. so incredibly comfortable sitting on his lap.
your back pressed up against his chest. head practically melted on his shoulder. his chin nuzzling into the curve of your nape. legs lazily dangle on top of his while he's focused.
resting his hands on your lap and texting away on their groupchat. its a serious discussion, regarding the recording of the new title song.
"one min, baby" he says in your ear, moving his legs and you try to sit up in time.
however he successfully seats you on one of his thighs. not really affected with your weight. he reaches forward to read a few papers, cross checking some things and going back to texting.
quietly you look down. taking in the way his muscular thigh is slotted between your legs. your hands flying down to hold his thigh when he unconciously flexes.
it makes your stomach erupt with a newfound desire.
"min..." you whisper sweetly.
you're happy your back is turned towards him. because if he noticed the way your lips parted ever so slightly and your pupils dilated everytime you adjusted yourself on his thigh, he'd tease you.
"hm?"
he hums, but he's distracted.
the sound of him typing away echoing in your ears. you bite your bottom lip to cover up the breathy gasp. hips subtly moving.
you can't believe how different it feels. although his shorts are in the way and so are your panties, its a new sensation. you had to work to chase your pleasure.
"min...m-minho"
your voice goes softer, wanting his attention now. you wanted him to know how affected you were getting.
fingers clawing just above his knee as you used it as leverage to grind down lightly.
dropping your head down. shivering as you feel his hands on either side of your waist. squeezing you gently.
"turn around baby"
he lets out, spreading his legs further apart. making sure to hold you so you don't fall.
you shake your head shyly. feeling way too embarassed to face him.
"need to see my baby's face" minho urges ever so sweetly. managing to get you to face him. a small smile dancing on his lips when you shakily fist at his t shirt.
whimpering as he jerks his thigh, sending a spark of pleasure right into your aching core.
"wanna ride my thigh like a good girl?"
he cooes, bringing his hand up to tuck the loose strands of your hair behind your ear.
"m'gonna push these to the side" his fingers slide under your shirt. pushing your panties to one side. thankfully you weren't wearing shorts.
you hadn't realised he had pulled the material of his shorts higher. exposing his entire thigh. thick and muscular in all its glory.
"min!"
your eyes fly open. arousal pooling in the pit of your stomach when he pulls you to sit flush on his bare thigh.
warm and hard against your weeping cunt.
"ride it, sweetheart" helping you roll your hips in slow languid motions. exhaling with a soft grunt at the slick that coats his skin.
its a delicious slide that has you holding onto his shoulders.
"f-fuck" he curses under his breath and you realise you had accidently pressed your knee against his covered crotch. hard-on evident.
he flexes his muscle and moves his thigh. grinding you down hard till your clit throbs. slick seeping out of you. swollen and warm on him.
you rut on him with more eagerness. and he intentionally slows you down. gripping your hips and forcing you to slide on his upper thigh.
gradually building up your orgasm. till you squirm.
trying to lift yourself off, only to be pulled back down. pussy crying for release. and so were you.
"a little more, baby. i'll help you"
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his thighs are LICKABLE
#his thighs#are no joke#thick#juicy thighs#i wanna sit on his lap#i wanna ride him#stray kids smut#skz smut#stray kids imagines#skz imagines#skz drabbles#lee know smut#lee minho smut#bang chan smut#lee know drabble#stray kids hard thoughts#stray kids hard hours#lee know thighs#lee know thigh riding#skz thigh riding#minho smut#skz hard thoughts#skz hard hours#fluffylino's masterlist#fluffylino works#minho is so hot#i can't even#imagine sitting on his thigh#like?!?!?#GAHHHHHHH
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some of my favorite choi han moments are the ones where he explicitly admits that cale is holding his leash.
like that one time the enemy called cale choi han's owner.
and choi han agreed. what's with that?? it's making me feral.
the way choi han takes pride in listening cale's orders. he wants to be good so bad. he's so happy when he can do what cale asks him to.
and this?? he's defying his friend and the future king in front of all of his vassals. telling the absolute ruler of your kingdom in the middle of a crisis that 'cale-nim's orders supersede your own' is ballsy as hell. choi han has no place for politeness when cale's orders are in question.
once again, i'm going absolutely insane at this level of loyalty.
#tcf#trash of the count's family#choi han#i have such a weakness for characters like these#like. choi han explicitly admits to being cale's dog#he's proud of that fact#he wants to obey so bad he's so happy when cale says he did good#i can't even#it's driving me insane
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Easy Living
Worst! Wolverine X F! Reader
A/N: I was giggling like a fool writing this. Put a stop to the circle of violence!!! Give him love! Give him security!! Also based off the song Easy Living by Ella Fitzgerald!
Plot: It's easy living with you
Warnings: None, this is pure teeth rotting fluff
Word Count: 832
Living for you is easy living
It's easy to live when you're in love
And I'm so in love
There's nothing in life but you
Logan's eyes cracked open at the sound of the soft music playing in some other part of the apartment. He looked over to your side of the bed, it was empty, but he could still feel the warmth of you. He sat up, his tired muscles complaining at the movement, but he pushed through.
He shoved the comforter off, his feet making contact to the cold hardwood floor. He adjusted his sweatpants that sat low on his hips and slowly lumbered to the kitchen, moving through the small apartment as he passed picture frames hung on the walls. Pictures filled with him, Wade, Laura, you, and all your other friends. He sleepily scratched his stomach, a small yawn escaped him.
I’ll never regret the things I'm giving
They're easy to give when you're in love
I'm happy to do whatever I do for you
He walked into the threshold of your kitchen. He smiled warmly at the sight of you. Your back was turned, your attention towards the oven, where he could smell the scent of bacon and eggs cooking. Next to the oven on the counter was a plate of blueberry and chocolate waffles, already made and waiting.
Sunlight streamed through the kitchen window, highlighting your figure in the small kitchen. A few messy dishes sat in the sink. Plates with knives and forks set atop them on the table in the corner. A carton of orange juice sat on the counter, next to two mugs, and paper towels soaked next to them, a few droplets of the juice sat on the counter.
Your hair pulled up in a messy bun, and you were adorning one of his t-shirts, a Led Zeppelin shirt you gifted him- yet ended up stealing and wearing it when you go to bed anyway. The sound of sizzling bacon mixed with the old jazz song playing in the background. Ella Fitzgerald - Your favorite. Your hips rocked back and forth languidly to the song, he could hear your quiet hums.
For you maybe I'm a fool, but it's fun
People say you rule me with one wave of your hand
Darling, it's grand; they just don't understand
He came up behind you, his arms wrapping around your waist, as he pressed a kiss to your cheek. You lifted your head up to look at him and smiled,
“Hi Lo.”
“Hey bub.” He hummed. “You snuck out of bed.”
A small giggle escaped you. “I wanted to make you breakfast in bed.” you inform him, as your hand grabbed the spatula to flip the slices of turkey bacon on the pan. He rested his chin on your shoulder, observing the food that you have been putting together - for him.
How’d he get here?
Living for you is easy living
It's easy to live when you're in love
And I'm so in love
There's nothing in life but you
He pressed another soft kiss to your cheek, the coarse hair of his beard tickled your cheek, making you giggle as you turned your head away from him. Noticing your reaction, he pursued, attempting to scratch his beard over your cheek and down to your neck, making you erupt into a fit of giggles as you tried to push him away.
“Lo! Stop that tickles!” You shrieked, but his arms tightened around your waist, and he began to attack your neck and jaw with kisses and gentle love bites. You hummed, arms settling over his as he laid down his love over you.
You reached over, flipping the burner for the eggs and bacon off.
For you maybe I'm a fool, but it's fun
People say you rule me with one wave of your hand
Darling, it's grand; they just don't understand
“Dance with me Lo.” You say, pulling away from his arms, and grabbing his hands, pulling him to the center of the kitchen. He smiled warmly, accepting your invitation. Anyone else and he would have said no - he could never say no to you though.
You pressed your body against him; his arm going around your waist, your arm wrapped around him, your hand pressed against his back as your other hands clasp together, held up beside your heads. He looked down at you, eyes filled with fondness and affection for you.
Your bodies slowly rocked back and forth in the kitchen, looking into each others eyes. He leaned down, capturing your lips in a soft kiss, that you deepened as you leaned up to your tiptoes, eager to be closer to him.
“Who knew the Wolverine could become so domestic?” You whispered to him after parting from his lips.
“For you? It’s easy living.” He responds warmly.
Living for you is easy living
It's easy to live when you're in love
And I'm so in love
There's nothing in life but you
#this shit got me giggling and squirming like a fool#i can't even#logan howlett#wolverine#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett fanfiction#logan howlett fic#logan howlett x you#wolverine x reader#vans daydreams#logan howlett fluff#wolverine fluff#worst! wolverine#worst wolverine#worst!wolverine x reader#channeled my inner fallout with this
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The boy wonder #2
The clippings on Jason's wall. I'm-
#i can't even#idk if this is sad or hopeful or what#dc comics#jason todd#batman#red hood#comics#detective comics#the boy wonder#the boy wonder 2
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Don't get me wrong, everything about Grayson's visit was fucking wack, but what the fuck was his plan??
To get a '5' on his face and have Jean back him up? When 1 is dead, 2 covered and rejected his number, 3 has been hailed a pariah by the Ravens, and 4 no longer had his number and repeatedly spoke out against them?
That's so god damn cringe I can't–
#just pictuing him rocking up with a 5 on his face and all the confidence of a mediocre white man#why get a five when the only other number lift is three???#i can't even#aftg#all for the game#the sunshine court#tsc#riko moriyama#kevin day#jean moreau#neil josten#grayson johnson#the perfect court
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invested™ - an ashley johnson experience
#critical role#ashley johnson#fearne calloway#imodna#imogen x laudna#this was a journey#girl wants front row tickets to watch this ship sail#and will launch anyone to the moon who gets in the way#the way this kiss made everyone perk up tho#look how fucking cute she is#i can't even#c3e65#cr3
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I like the inclusion of Arlong in this little reminiscance. It's our first hint that there's more to him beyond the raging speciesism and hatred that we saw in Arlong Park
#opbackgrounds#one piece#ch499#arlong#hello foreshadowing my old friend#also#what even is that pappagu face?#I can't even#Oda's expression game is on point
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C'MON JUST IT DO DO IT
Leverage: Redemption S1 E9 The Bucket Job
Parker's pout + the savagery with which Eliot smacks the sticky note onto his face 😂😂 I can't even.
Bonus:
#leverage#leverage redemption#harry wilson#sophie devereaux#breanna casey#parker leverage#parker#eliot spencer#the bucket job#lr gifs#my gifs#my posts#these absolute nerds#i can't even#eliot x parker#leverage ot3
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I can't stop thinking about Nanami Yunho 😫
250118 Lyon,France 🇨🇵
#first Mingi now him#all these feelings#i can't even#dear lord#ateez#jeong yunho#ateez yunho#ateez towards the light#credits to owner#nanami kento#i love him your honor#kpop
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#don't talk to me or my bruh ever again >:-\#so cute#i can't even#catblr#cats of tumblr#cats of the internet#i love cats#cats are the best#wholesome#wholesome content#cute stuff#cute animals#cute cats#cuteness overload#funny cats#cat memes#eye bleach#puppies and kittens#kittens of tumblr
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Her name was Gert. In another world she would have been a DJ for the group Chem Sisters but in the current timeline she had the opportunity to flee but decided to stay and ultimately give her life defending the cities from Noxus
#arcane#arcane show#arcane zaun#zaun#this show bruh#i can't even#warming up my ao3 account#she will not be forgotten
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THESE TWO!!!
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YOU GUYS!!!!
In Inquisition, Blackwall makes this toy rocking griffon for the kids to play with (if I remember correctly). And in Veilguard, when you're walking around, you find the exact same toy model griffon in various places throughout the game. I know there's one in Treviso, and I remember one in Hossberg that melted my heart.
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And my initial thought was, "Cool easter egg, Bioware. But you could have, like, colored them differently or something? To indicate that the locales are making these. There's no way Thom Rainier traveled Thedas and left little griffon rocking chairs everywhere he went."
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HE FUCKING DID! HE FUCKING DID IT! OFMG!!!
Bless this beautiful, beautiful man!!!
#thom rainier#holy shit#rocking griffon#griffon walking chair#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#i can't fucking believe this#i love it so much#i can't even#leaving little toy griffons all over thedas!?!?!#can I get bellara one?!?!
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"Martin and Bosco Day" was 13 July. Look at the number of notes my blaze post received (ie. 9,955 notes). This is wild.
#martin and bosco#tumblr blaze#martin and bosco day#i can't even#they aren't a world heritage post#but they have a holiday!
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