#i can't even

[joffyworld]

STYCHU JOINED THE TREND TOO?????

When will we see the lamb drawn in a bunny suit from you? 🥺

I'm lateee *cri cat emoji* I just moved to new apartment, I need to catch up with social media

[arcanecitizens]

Her name was Gert. In another world she would have been a DJ for the group Chem Sisters but in the current timeline she had the opportunity to flee but decided to stay and ultimately give her life defending the cities from Noxus

[greenfiredragonfly]

Can the people who are recommending the anime dandadan (which does have a fun premise) please please warn that the first episode includes a decently graphic depiction of attempted sexual assault and mutilation? Please. Please.

[ladycrimsonandblack]

some of my favorite choi han moments are the ones where he explicitly admits that cale is holding his leash.

like that one time the enemy called cale choi han's owner.

and choi han agreed. what's with that?? it's making me feral.

the way choi han takes pride in listening cale's orders. he wants to be good so bad. he's so happy when he can do what cale asks him to.

and this?? he's defying his friend and the future king in front of all of his vassals. telling the absolute ruler of your kingdom in the middle of a crisis that 'cale-nim's orders supersede your own' is ballsy as hell. choi han has no place for politeness when cale's orders are in question.

once again, i'm going absolutely insane at this level of loyalty.

[joffyworld]

ANN HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS FINISHED BEFORE WHAT???????

it will look better when i add shadow @aychama

[ilyalljasonsandnon-jasonsthesame]

The boy wonder #2

The clippings on Jason's wall. I'm-

[fluffylino]

thigh riding with minho

his thighs never looked as good as they did right now...

-contains mature themes

you're comfortable. so incredibly comfortable sitting on his lap.

your back pressed up against his chest. head practically melted on his shoulder. his chin nuzzling into the curve of your nape. legs lazily dangle on top of his while he's focused.

resting his hands on your lap and texting away on their groupchat. its a serious discussion, regarding the recording of the new title song.

"one min, baby" he says in your ear, moving his legs and you try to sit up in time.

however he successfully seats you on one of his thighs. not really affected with your weight. he reaches forward to read a few papers, cross checking some things and going back to texting.

quietly you look down. taking in the way his muscular thigh is slotted between your legs. your hands flying down to hold his thigh when he unconciously flexes.

it makes your stomach erupt with a newfound desire.

"min..." you whisper sweetly.

you're happy your back is turned towards him. because if he noticed the way your lips parted ever so slightly and your pupils dilated everytime you adjusted yourself on his thigh, he'd tease you.

"hm?"

he hums, but he's distracted.

the sound of him typing away echoing in your ears. you bite your bottom lip to cover up the breathy gasp. hips subtly moving.

you can't believe how different it feels. although his shorts are in the way and so are your panties, its a new sensation. you had to work to chase your pleasure.

"min...m-minho"

your voice goes softer, wanting his attention now. you wanted him to know how affected you were getting.

fingers clawing just above his knee as you used it as leverage to grind down lightly.

dropping your head down. shivering as you feel his hands on either side of your waist. squeezing you gently.

"turn around baby"

he lets out, spreading his legs further apart. making sure to hold you so you don't fall.

you shake your head shyly. feeling way too embarassed to face him.

"need to see my baby's face" minho urges ever so sweetly. managing to get you to face him. a small smile dancing on his lips when you shakily fist at his t shirt.

whimpering as he jerks his thigh, sending a spark of pleasure right into your aching core.

"wanna ride my thigh like a good girl?"

he cooes, bringing his hand up to tuck the loose strands of your hair behind your ear.

"m'gonna push these to the side" his fingers slide under your shirt. pushing your panties to one side. thankfully you weren't wearing shorts.

you hadn't realised he had pulled the material of his shorts higher. exposing his entire thigh. thick and muscular in all its glory.

"min!"

your eyes fly open. arousal pooling in the pit of your stomach when he pulls you to sit flush on his bare thigh.

warm and hard against your weeping cunt.

"ride it, sweetheart" helping you roll your hips in slow languid motions. exhaling with a soft grunt at the slick that coats his skin.

its a delicious slide that has you holding onto his shoulders.

"f-fuck" he curses under his breath and you realise you had accidently pressed your knee against his covered crotch. hard-on evident.

he flexes his muscle and moves his thigh. grinding you down hard till your clit throbs. slick seeping out of you. swollen and warm on him.

you rut on him with more eagerness. and he intentionally slows you down. gripping your hips and forcing you to slide on his upper thigh.

gradually building up your orgasm. till you squirm.

trying to lift yourself off, only to be pulled back down. pussy crying for release. and so were you.

"a little more, baby. i'll help you"

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his thighs are LICKABLE

[earnthecorruptor]

invested™ - an ashley johnson experience

[pleasetakethis]

SCREAMING BECAUSE I WAS ON MY 4TH REWATCH WHEN I REALIZED DEADPOOL IS SLINGING WEBS WHEN HE'S SAYING "PEW PEW PEW" IN THIS SCENE, HOW DID I MISS THIS

[opbackgrounds]

I like the inclusion of Arlong in this little reminiscance. It's our first hint that there's more to him beyond the raging speciesism and hatred that we saw in Arlong Park

[werewolfsmile]

C'MON JUST IT DO DO IT

Leverage: Redemption S1 E9 The Bucket Job

Parker's pout + the savagery with which Eliot smacks the sticky note onto his face 😂😂 I can't even.

Bonus:

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[pleistocene-polina]

Due to my recent Shin Kamen Rider brainrot I've decided to check out the original show (and forced my friend, the amazing @galionne-vibin to watch it with me)

Trust me, we're having the time of our lives watching it, it's so funny. It's the show ever made I'm telling you guys. The wildest shit happens in there I love it so much

[millenniallust4death]

"Martin and Bosco Day" was 13 July. Look at the number of notes my blaze post received (ie. 9,955 notes). This is wild.

[salty-and-spiraling]

Here's some fluffy little headcannons:

-Aaravos sleeps like a dead person

-he doesn't move or make any sound. You could barely tell he's breathing cause of how still he is

-however, Leola is the exact opposite.

-she always finds herself halfway off the bed in the morning

-sometimes with her blanket all the way across the room or outside

-neither she nor Aaravos know how it gets there and they'll never get to find out

-they are both light sleepers

-Leola will wake up at the slightest disturbance

-Aaravos has adapted to wake up whenever she does

-their rooms are right by each other

-Leola always sneaks into Aaravos's room after a nightmare

-most of the time she doesn't wake him up and just lays beside him

-in the morning he wakes up only to find her sprawled out next to him

-his heart absolutely melts at the sight

[frazzledsoul]

Honestly, this is kind of strange to say about a story as completely fucked up as what goes on in HOTD and GoT, but the more I hear the writers/directors of HOTD talk the more I just feel they are divorced from any basic understanding of logic, morality, or common sense.

Seriously, Aegon is "maniacal" for wanting to execute the people who brutally killed his four-year-old son and thus Alicent is completely justified in betraying her ENTIRE family and offering all of its male family members up for slaughter? Not just Aemond, who has legitimately done horrible things in the service of war or Aegon, who had done legitimately horrible things before the war started but Gwayne, Daeron, Criston, who have done nothing to her whatsoever? Alicent and Gwayne went on and on about how decent and kind Daeron was because he gets to exist offscreen and Alicent STILL is onboard with her beloved Rhae Rhae killing him. She doesn't care because she's now "herself" and she's got a chance to get rid of them and cuddle with Rhaenyra (who doesn't have to give up shit) and I'm supposed to think this is the... reasonable perspective? Because Aegon wanted the people who killed his son dead? Nah. Fuck that noise. It all leads back to Condal and Hess believing that murdering that child was justified and that Aegon had no right to be angry because it was what Team Black needed to do.

Oh, and just because everyone's forgotten: Alicent specifically targeted Mysaria's home/headquarters and likely killed a lot of innocent people because she did not want her to have power. She was aware of the damage that Aegon caused and she still forced him on the throne anyway. Now that she's changed her mind, she wants him gone...but she already has done way worse things than execute a couple of rat catchers who may or may not have killed a four-year-old boy. Aegon's "maniacal" actions that the showrunners consider worthy of his death are not nearly as bad as what she did to Mysaria last season (and she prostituted her feet to do it!)

So yeah, I just can't anymore with these writers. GRRM's fully justified in cutting them off at this point.